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The past week of my humor blog hasn't all been about comic strips, but it's been closer than usual. Here, judge for yourself:


And now ... the end of our anniversary at Indiana Beach!

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I would be surprised if this were the origin place of elephant ears. But I also dig that flying elephant art in the upper right. I can't identify the tiger in the lower left and I have no explanation for the sun-headed clown on the corner.


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And here's the season's schedule for shows. There's something implausibly wonderful about the cover band names here.


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A peek inside the park's historical museum for a view of stuff like old water show posters, a park event where everyone celebrated Gene Staples for making the world less awful, or in the center here, a ballroom cocktail waitress outfit.


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More miscellaneous things at the museum, including a sign for Norway Dam/Lowe's Bridge, whatever that is, and a picture of ... 1980s Tom Hanks as David Letterman ... in the upper right there.


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A sign I hadn't seen or suspected, and that might have given away the secret of our commemorative brick. Or maybe not. It seems like it's a chance to get an Indiana Beach-branded brick for home uses. We didn't get one, though.


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Back at the ice cream stand and also other pictures of performers who'd been at Indiana Beach at some point. A sign there says 18 musicians who'd played the Indiana Beach ballroom are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.


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There was some kerfluffle with the taco stand at Indiana Beach that I can't remember except I believe the important thing is new park owner Gene Staples apologized so much and the old taco stand came back. Anyway here's a comic foreground to present your kids as food around I.B.Crow.


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Another picture of our brick and its companions on our way out.


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And here's a water fountain, down at the end of the park. I remember seeing it turned off in past years, but I don't remember whether it was running when we visited in 2023.


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And a last look at the Hoosier Hurricane as we walked the bridge back to our car. It looks great in the evening light and it's just a bit of a shame my work schedule didn't allow us the time to see it at night. This time.


Trivia: Paul Revere's objectives for his famous ride were to warn that British soldiers were approaching Concord for the military stores there, and to Lexington to warn John Hancock and Samuel Adams that they were to be arrested. Source: Redcoats and Rebels: The American Revolution Through British Eyes, Christopher Hibbert.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 58: Let Us Look To Lettuce, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

Oh yeah, taxes. After a fearsomely long pinball tournament Saturday [personal profile] bunnyhugger asked if I knew what other burden would eat her time up this weekend. I said yes, and she was not satisfied that I knew what it was. I had refrained from saying taxes, mostly out of the small nagging fear that she was thinking of some other burden and then I'd just be ratcheting up the schedule pressure. But no, it was the taxes she was thinking of.

After getting the last form needed --- my student loan tax information --- she started work on whatever web site it is she punches these things into and then spent a couple hours ready to punch the computer. Mostly over things like somewhere in there one of my mutual funds has some investment in some foreign country and the dollar in capital gains there demands some new form be filled out.

And at the end of this we got ... the result that we owed four thousand in federal taxes. Ah, but at least we ... also owed five thousand in state taxes? The federal thing was alarming enough but at least we could track down why that happened: from a quick check with income tax estimators I wasn't getting nearly enough withheld for federal tax. State, though? That made no sense; our income was nearly the same as last year and we got a modest refund from the state of Michigan last time around. An angry review of things found the problem, entering the state tax withheld on the wrong line of the form. With that fix we were left ... still owing the federal regime a lot, but at least the state was back to owing us a couple hundred bucks.

Today I got in touch with my employer to get a W-4 revision in, and sat back to ponder how many people are just having ChatGPT fill in a tax form that looks plausible enough. And how many of Stretch Muskrat's whiz kids are replacing actual audits with ChatGPT reviews. Better to not ponder such things, I suppose.


Some much happier things to look at right now, instead. Indiana Beach on our anniversary trip last year and something special ...

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A surprise and delight! [personal profile] bunnyhugger had bought a boardwalk brick for us, a couple years ago, and had waited anxiously for word that it had actually been installed. Well, it was, and she used the cover of looking at the funny bricks people had sent in --- ``Lance Young: Better than a Disney Brick'' or ``Levi Busch, Roller Coaster Tycoon'' for example --- to draw me over to ours.


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OK, now this is the Flying Bobs ride formerly of Coney Island of C-town, Ohio. The thing I identified as it earlier was the Musik Express and I'm a little surprised [personal profile] bunnyhugger didn't correct me beforehand.


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Nice view of the lake. There's a couple rides that project out over the water so you can get a view of the shoreline like this.


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And here's the shoreline from a little higher up. This must have been from the swings ride, although I wouldn't have been photographing while the ride was in motion.


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From the swings ride looking back at the Crow's Nest, a gift shop and a food stand.


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That gorgeous late-afternoon light leaks into my camera.


Trivia: From 1934 to 1992, some 2,015 FDIC-insured banks failed. 1,260 of the failures were from 1985 on. Source: History of Money, Glyn Davies.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine Sundays Supplement Volume 15: 1953, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

PS: Were you wondering What's Going On In Flash Gordon? So are you covering Flash Gordon again? Yes. In the linked essay I cover December 2024 through February 2025 on Mongo. Why that date range, and when will I bring things up to the present (April 2025)? ... You'll see.

So I just assumed when the landline rang at 9 pm it was [personal profile] bunnyhugger calling to apologize for coming home late from work. No; it was my father, whom, yes, I have owed a call for a while. But also I had this morning texted him to ask if I could go to, like, Lowe's and have them cut a piece of glass to replace the broken one of our kitchen clock. He explained to me a couple times over the morning that no, a place like Lowe's is only going to be able to cut rectangular glass. What I need is someplace like a stained glass store, they'd have the equipment for cutting circles. It happens there's a stained glass place just a couple blocks away from us so I'll be able to stop in and see what they can do, or at least if they can recommend anybody.

His call this evening, then, was the eager follow-up to hear if I had gotten the glass replaced or what. He's 81, while he keeps busy he does have things he needs to do. And yes, he likes hearing my voice and I like hearing his and all. It just caught me unexpected.

So unexpected, in fact, that when he asked about what else was going on I mentioned my missing camera and then realized I didn't know how to explain where I had been when it disappeared. I left it at ``an event'', figuring vagueness was easier than explaining a furry convention. (I have been so elusive about the whole furry thing with my parents, which is weird because they would be extremely understanding --- they asked me, in the 80s, to consider whether maybe I wasn't dating because I was gay, and that if I was they would be happy to have anyone I was interested in over for a confidential date --- but I just have never felt up to explaining it.) The nice thing is he's got a point-and-shoot camera he hasn't used in ages and if he can find it, he'll send it. No idea what it might be or what it'll be like, but a camera's better than no camera.


Speaking of cameras here's photos from Indiana Beach! And all the Cornball Express we can eat. For example ...

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And here's the Cornball Express, from near its launch platform. One of the great things about Indiana Beach is how overbuilt it is, and how many things are atop other things, giving nice views like this.


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Rear seat on the Cornball Express ready and waiting for us.


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Rocky's Roundup, their carousel. It's a small model and probably a Chance fiberglass, but I'm not positive.


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And here's a view of the carousel and the Hoosier Hurricane tracks above. You also get a little view of the Roundup logo, which used to feature Rocky Raccoon but now is just a carousel horse image that looks like it might be stock art.


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More of the heaping of stuff: the near railing is for the train, the cement wall for the log flume, the stairs to get up to the log flume and the Hoosier Hurricane, and way off in the distance are midway games and shops.


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The queue for Hoosier Hurricane takes you above the track, allowing for nice aerial shots like this.


Trivia: When the South Sea Company bubble began to burst in the summer of 1720 investors hired the accountant Charles Snell to investigate the books. Prime Minister Horace Walpole swiftly pressed the Act To Restore Publick Credit bailing out and restructuring the company and incidentally preempting the audit. Snell was hired after the company finally crashed. Source: The Reckoning: Financial Accountability and the Rise and Fall of Nations, Jacob Soll.

Currently Reading: One Heartbeat Away: Presidential Disability and Succession, Birch Bayh.

Lacking the time to write up the con, what with the seventh Tuesday in a row of pinball events, let me instead share what's next on my photo roll: our anniversary trip to Indiana Beach! Which we've now made our anniversary event three times, I think giving it the edge on any place.

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Here's the bridge to Indiana Beach, the way we always thought was the back end of the park but is maybe the front? We're not sure. You do get a good view of the place from this angle, though.


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Directly ahead is the Cornball Express and the Ferris Wheel and somewhere in there the sky lift ride.


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Do Not Enter seems like a bad thing to say at the entrance of your park. They probably just mean for whatever was being built or rebuilt behind the construction fence.


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And Lost Coaster of Superstition Mountain was open! JTK had so much trouble getting to it the season before but here we stop in once and it's ready for us.


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Frankenstein tipping his hat and his head to the crowd, one of the animatronics attracting people to the walk-through Frankenstein's Castle.


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We did go through the Castle. Most of it was too dark for me to even try taking pictures of stuff. But there's a small balcony outside and I got this view from above of the Sea Dragon, itself doing pretty good business.


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Looking from the Sea Dragon over toward the Scrambler, built out over Lake Ideal (actually a river), as well as the boat ride that I think wasn't running. You can also see on the edge of the frame the Paratroopers ride that's also on the river.


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Looking straight down gives a great Roller Coaster Tycoon-style view of the people enjoying the ride or waiting for the ride or just sitting.


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And now I'll just get arty: view of the Sea Dragon reflected in the window of the balcony door. Inside are all sorts of entertaining horrors of Frankenstein's Castle and outside, a Viking head with eyes looking way off to either side.


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One of my few pictures from the inside: Shake, Rattle, and Roll is a horror-monster animatronic band playing in a high-vaulted room that you see from two levels.


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And finally we emerge and I notice the signs encouraging one to enter. Well, it's worth entering, at least once a season or so.


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The last scene of the castle, and the one you see as you exit, a person having a bad day but not for very long at least.


Trivia: As collector of customs for the Port of New York, Chester Alan Arthur reportedly pocketed $56,120, more than the salary of the President of the United States at the time. Arthur would go on to become the 21st President of the United States. Source: Smuggler Nation: How Illicit Trade Made America, Peter Andreas. When President Hayes demanded Arthur's resignation (as well as those of other patronage appointments) he refused to give it.

Currently Reading: One Heartbeat Away: Presidential Disability and Succession, Birch Bayh.

Saturday morning had a panel that would have been neat to see, ``Your Plastic Pals'', getting everyone's inflatable toys out together to be seen and played with. It was at 8:30 am. I don't like anything that much. But Saturday would be the most-packed day for programming at the convention, and one that at least did see us doing the least back-and-forth travel between the convention hotel and the place where we were staying.

As alluded earlier the big event was the fursuit parade, for which [personal profile] bunnyhugger would wear not Velveteen but her BunnyHugger outfit. We weren't sure which she had worn in the parade the year before, but, University of Michigan had just been knocked out of the NCAA (Men's) Basketball tournament the evening before so she expected some good response to her Michigan State t-shirt here in metro Ann Arbor. In fact, she got a bunch of ``Go Green!'' or other congratulatory messages, Michigan State still being in the playoffs at that point, and concluded either the rivalry wasn't that strong or Michigan fans just know when they're beat.

Also as mentioned there was no parking anywhere to be found at the hotel or its overflow lot. I dropped [personal profile] bunnyhugger off with her bag, and I went to the nearest spot, in the strip mall across the highway. Despite how close we came to the scheduled start of the parade I had time to walk back to the hotel and even got a good, unobstructed space with big glass windows behind me. It was maybe the best spot I've ever had for a fursuit parade; I could see people in the far background starting off and then passing in front of me for the real parade. The whole thing ran nearly eighteen minutes, the longest yet for one of these. And [personal profile] bunnyhugger, despite her perpetual scheme of finding the back of these parades so she doesn't have to wait around in suit for the group photo, ended up near the front of the parade. Just as well, as they'd taken the group photo inside the Main Events ballroom before setting out, so she didn't have to wait for anything afterwards anyway. (I assume this was because outdoors it kept threatening to rain, although it never did anything too much Saturday.)

After the parade and a little milling around we went our separate ways, so she could change out of suit and I could get the car and drive over. I forget what slowed me down but I was pulling into the parking lot just as [personal profile] bunnyhugger started texting to ask where the heck I was. She wasn't amused to find out how far away I'd had to park.

Despite the business of Saturday we had a couple hours and used the time, first, to get some lunch and second, to give [personal profile] bunnyhugger a little time to rest and work. We got lunch from the Tim Horton's near our hotel. Hospitality, for a change, did offer something promising, a vegetarian option we would actually be into. Among the meals we could exchange our sponsor's meal ticket for was an Impossible Burger. If we'd had the time Friday we'd have exchanged it then, on the supposition that they might run out if we waited too long. Saturday would have been a good time to use it, but we'd left one of the tickets in the hotel room and if we had to leave at all it was going to be annoying to get back. We would get lunch Sunday afternoon, at last, and they hadn't run out of Impossible Burgers. It happens we hit at a moment they were critically low on Tater Tots, so we had a side of fruit salad. More important is they didn't have mayo but we carried on despite hardship.

Since besides Impossible Burgers they had a most wonderful thing in Hospitality: a pinball machine! A Surfers, a 1967 Bally game with zipper flippers and a theme that you notice is about a tidal wave flooding the beach. If you compare the backglass to the main playfield. The art's by Jerry Kelley, as [personal profile] bunnyhugger spotted; Kelley was the person her favorite pinball artist (Christian Marche) was told to draw like when he got hired. It was a little beat up --- for a while Friday night one of the pop bumpers was barely triggering --- but it was there, on free play, attracting people all Friday and Saturday long. And as [personal profile] bunnyhugger said, if she'd known there'd be a game there she'd have scheduled a tournament.

Maybe it's as well she didn't. Saturday evening, when we came in around dance time, the game was turned off, and all Sunday it was turned off as well. We assume something catastrophic and beyond their ability to fix at the con happened. It's quite disappointing; in our time on the table we were finally working through things like how to play it all right, even cracking two thousand points on the four-digit scoring reel.

Something on the table would cause a gate to open, so the right outline instead fed the ball back into the shooter lane, and while I was getting to be pretty reliable about opening it I was never sure just what did it. There's a small rollover target that seems plausible, but hitting both the two blue (non-pop) bumpers also seemed plausible. There are fewer rule guides published online than you'd expect for a 58-year-old pinball game, so we couldn't get confirmation.

We had wondered if Vix brought the game, and had a slow time finding him to ask. No; it'd come from [ Name I immediately forgot ], who'd gotten the table in [ time frame I immediately forgot ] through a process that didn't stick in my head. Vix is still hoping to get Earthshaker up and running in good enough shape to endure a long, hot weekend in the gaming room, but it's not there now.

We'd be away from the con a little while, to eat and rest and all that. And then ... a lot of stuff. That's to come.


With today's pictures I close out our short visit to the Cass County Carousel in Logansport, Indiana.

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One of the chariots, with I assume unrestored or minimally-restored paint, so the style is probably close to what this had a century-plus ago.


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Tiger yawning right at you!


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Here's the bag that the rings get kept in when they're not in the arm.


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Historical plaque explaining the Dentzel carousel, with a bit of discussion of how it migrated before being housed here.


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The completion of the plaque. The plaque's wording makes it sound like intact Dentzel carousels are exceptionally rare, and for Gustave Dentzel that's true, but there are a fair number of his son William Dentzel carousels and those have equally good claim to the Dentzel Carousel name.


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And something outside that, I think wasn't running that day: a miniature train that goes past the carousel and the tennis courts and other things. There's also a miniature golf course but we didn't have the time for that. And why did we not? ... You'll see.


Trivia: In July 1877 when President Rutherford B Hayes ordered the US Army to attack the strikers in Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Philadelphia, most of the soldiers had not been paid in months. (Democrats, holding that Hayes had not lived up to his part in the Compromise of 1877 to remove federal troops from the South, had refused Army appropriations.) Source: A Nation of Deadbeats: An Uncommon History of America's Financial Disasters, Scott Reynolds Nelson.

Currently Reading: One Heartbeat Away: Presidential Disability and Succession, Birch Bayh.

PS: What's Going On In Gil Thorp? Is Emily Thorp back in the strip? January - April 2025 ... worth learning.

Following the directions to get to the Left Center Right: Furry Sticker Swap Event brought us to a darkened room of people at tables and computers showing dice rolls which didn't seem right. It turns out I was misled by the name, thinking ``furry sticker swap event'' meant something about, like, bringing out stickers and swapping them with people. Apparently ``Left Center Right'' is a video game and this is trading stickers in the sense of paying jackpots to the winners. So, we could have slept in more or been two hours less stressed about the traffic getting to Motor City Furry Con.

But I was not wrong that there was a sticker trading event that Friday and it was even in that same room. It's just that this was at 4 pm, and at that we got to the event a few minutes late. [personal profile] bunnyhugger did some mingling around and I tried to look friendly and like I belonged, and she found a table with enough empty space on it to spread out her stickers. Some were from the past year's sticker swap. Many were Mrs Grossman's Sticker Club stickers. Also occupying a lot of the table were stickers someone or other had put out intending them to be free and then leaving, but as we were at the table we kept getting asked if we were the ones making trades there. It was all generally nice except that the one time I did try taking a sticker that I thought was in the common area of the table the person watching over it explained that I could take it, sure, if I really wanted, only in an even more complicated way than that. So I ended up taking it and feeling like the only thing more wrong than taking it would have been to set it back.

After this we had a couple hours until the next event, and we still hadn't checked into our hotel, in the second overflow hotel. So we went there, and got our room with the easy-to-remember number 321. [personal profile] bunnyhugger noted that I somehow manage to find every number easy to remember. All right, but when I was trying to log in to the hotel's Wi-Fi I messed up our room number several times and couldn't figure why it didn't accept us as staying in room 323.

We had a couple annoying discoveries along the way. One was that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had forgotten her spare camera battery and her battery charger, so whatever was on her one battery was it for the con. It claimed to be full charge, but after about three months batteries always claim to be on full charge when they're actually twelve pictures away from empty. Another is that we'd left behind the earplugs needed to be sure she could sleep or, more urgently, to safely attend the dances. Another is that we'd left behind part of her Velveteen fursuit, and she'd have to either not suit as the plush rabbit at all, or suit in the wrong outfit, or try and find a Meijer's and hope there was an okay enough dress that still wouldn't have the velcro straps to attach her tail.

Here I made a decision that [personal profile] bunnyhugger treated as a far bigger sacrifice than I thought it was. I volunteered to drive home and get the dress and the charger and also stop somewhere to get new earplugs. The case against this is that it's a couple hours driving instead of doing anything fun and it would keep me away from the con. The case for was that there wasn't any particular programming I wanted to be at for three hours, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger had schoolwork she needed to do at some point this weekend anyway, and this would open up stuff she could do, so why not?

Although it had been trafficky on the first way to Ypsilanti, driving back was nothing big. There was construction near where US 23 crossed I-96, a change I needed to make, and I thought a sign said the 23-North-to-96-West interchange that I needed was closed. Turns out I read it wrong; they just meant the exit-only lane for this was closed.

Still it took longer than I expected to get to Meijer's and buy earplugs, and get home and confirm that I had the right dress and the charger, and drive back to the hotel. A small part of this was that I stopped at White Castle in Ypsilanti, figuring this was late enough we needed to get dinner and that [personal profile] bunnyhugger would like some Impossible Sliders with fries. So she would, although by the time I got from the White Castle to our hotel they'd cooled an annoying amount. As it turned out this was our only chance to get to White Castle this weekend, though, I'd made the right call.

My driving, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger's work, took us longer than we expected. But we were able to get back to the convention hotel --- no trouble parking at this hour --- and get to both Hospitality and to the Friday Night Dance.

At Hospitality, by the way, we discovered something wonderful. But I'll share that ... tomorrow, if my post-writing goes well.


Pictures, now, with more of the Cass County Carousel:

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The obverse of the one-free-ride token seen yesterday. Or maybe it's the reverse. Not sure which side would count as 'heads' here. Different years get different colors and I think different patterns, so there are locals who collect all the variations.


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Arty shot of the carousel seen through the ring dispenser with a regular old steel ring in its talons. Would you feel up to reaching for that at speed?


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Model carousel horses and even full carousels set up around the side of the building, along with footprints and handprints made as part of the fundraising for the facility.


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Closer look at some of these model carousel. The Lego one I hadn't seen before. I think the Merry-Go-Round Museum has one like that.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger chatting with that ride attendant/docent and hearing interesting stuff about the giraffes and not accidentally stumbling back off teh carousel platform however much I was worried she might.


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Readying for another ride! I forget why I'm two horses back instead of just behind the giraffe; maybe I stepped back for a better picture.


Trivia: The sandwich invented by the Earl of Sandwich (John Montagu) was a piece of salt beef between pieces of bread. (While the popular legend is that he ordered this for convenience while gaming, it is also reported that he used this as a way to eat while working long hours at Admiralty House.) Source: To Rule The Waves: How the British Navy Shaped the Modern World, Arthur Herman. Without digging into the probably unresolvable source accounts my guess would be he'd order it in both places because, c'mon, it's a really easy way to eat salt beef.

Currently Reading: One Heartbeat Away: Presidential Disability and Succession, Birch Bayh.

Our pet rabbit Athena has broken the blockade underneath the sofa. When last updated I'd put the top of our broken coffee table underneath the sofa, making about two-thirds of this space inaccessible, and used a string of empty cardboard boxes, backed up to the wall, to leave the rest blocked off. That's held firm, despite her chewing on the ends of boxes.

No, the gap was a little space between the table and the boxes, which I had filled with two of the legs of the former table. These are long but lightweight blocks of wood and I had supposed that Athena wouldn't be able to do much about them. At any one moment, no, she couldn't do much, but she could keep chewing down on it and tugging one, getting it an inch or two moved, and she could keep at this. Finally she made enough progress to pull one of the legs out of the way, and the other one slid out easily, and then she disappeared inside to attack cardboard from the other side.

We're fine with her chewing cardboard and I'm glad she found a more appealing target than the underside of the couch. But she was also vanished underneath and now somewhere that we couldn't just grab her or harass her with a broom until she left. And I had to go to bed, so [personal profile] bunnyhugger would be left waiting for her to come out of her own accord if we didn't act, and she might never do that.

I tried getting a treat and using the clicker to summon her. She would poke her head just enough out of the couch to see me and sniff at the treat, but she wasn't coming out to take it. I also tried pouring in pellets and getting fresh vegetables, which often summon her out from the couch, but she wasn't having it.

(This week she's been more prone to eating her pellets completely. Perhaps not coincidentally we've cut down how much she's getting. It's imaginable that she had been stuffed.)

So, nothing for it. I had to lift up the couch, to I'm sure [personal profile] bunnyhugger's shock that I can do it one-handed, and to a shocked Athena reached in, grabbed her, and tossed her in her pen. There [personal profile] bunnyhugger gave her the belated treats she'd earned by listening to the clicker.

So, I need something better as a barrier for this gap. A brick seems obvious, or maybe getting a four-by-four from the hardware store. Something too heavy for her to move of her own accord. I think we can make this work yet.


Now some more of the Cass County Carousel, in Logansport, Indiana, as we saw it on our anniversary.

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Giraffes! And maybe more stunning, ones that look pretty good, compared to the inadequately referenced onces they had on display at the Merry-Go-Round Museum a couple years back.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger and I ready for a ride.


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Here's the ring dispenser. It works about like you'd imagine, rings slid into the arm and the arm extended or pulled back depending whether there's still a brass ring to grab.


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View that was probably over the back of my shoulder at the horses behind and the band organ.


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Little secondary-figure cameo on the saddle, showing a wolf who looks sad.


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Another secondary-figure cameo on the saddle, showing a dog who looks sad.


Trivia: The largest salar, or saltpan, in the world is the Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia. Tourists can stay at a hotel made entirely of salt. Source: Napoleon's Buttons: 17 Molecules that Changed History, Penny Le Couteur and Jay Burreson.

Currently Reading: One Heartbeat Away: Presidential Disability and Succession, Birch Bayh.

One thing and another we arrived at Indiana Beach later than we hoped. This would be a tough problem because, it being Sunday, we had a hard deadline to leave at like 8 pm. I hadn't taken Monday off, or even partially off, so couldn't just drive until 3 am or anything like that. With our originally setting off a little late, and taking longer at the Cass County Carousel than we expected, and getting lost trying to enter and exit Logansport, Indiana, we lost precious time at Indiana Beach which, it being Sunday and warm and clear, we figured to be packed. [personal profile] bunnyhugger fretted that we wouldn't have enough time to be worth the driving and the cost of tickets; I felt like we'd feel whatever we did would be enough. We would have benefitted greatly from another two hours or so but, well, we had the time we could get. Maybe next year I'll take the day after off too, or at least the morning off.

Indiana Beach was busy, yes. Not as brutally packed as we feared, though. There was a substantial wait for Lost Coaster of Superstition Mountain --- the wooden coaster built into what had formerly been a dark ride, and one of the most intense rides you can get --- but that was the only important one for us. Also we had no trouble riding it; JTK had gone to Indiana Beach more than a half-dozen times last year and twice this year before finally getting a ride. We also found the time to go into the House of Frankenstein, the walk-through haunted house attraction, as we have every time we've been to the park on our anniversary. Unlike last time, we didn't get stumped on the room with the thirteen doors. In fact, we kind of hoped that the fair-sized group that was there ahead of us, and seemed stumped, would be mystified by our disappearance from it. No such luck; they stumbled onto the same way out that we did, or they found another one we weren't thinking of.

And, you know, we got onto most of the roller coasters, not just LoCoSuMo. The important ones besides that were Hoosier Hurricane and the Cornball Express, and we got to the Cyclone too. The All American Triple Loop, which we last rode in Mexico City as La Quimera, was not operating --- while it officially opened this season it's not stayed open much --- and we skipped Steel Hawg, which like Triple Loop is off on a weird side jag of the park, in spaces that used to be paid parking. I forget whether we got on Tig'rr Coaster or just kept gauging the lines for it. I know we got on the carousel, Rocky's Roundup, as that was one of our first rides to seek out. That's a small metal kiddie carousel, a 1950s Allan Herschell that's less interesting than a 1902 Gustav Dentzel carousel like at Logansport. But we're hardly going to turn that down, not least because Rocky is a raccoon, secondary mascot for the kiddie sections of the park.

Something which happened as we walked along the concrete 'boardwalk' was [personal profile] bunnyhugger staring down at the bricks. As with Cedar Point --- and the Cass County Carousel, and many other places --- Indiana Beach has been selling fundraising bricks. We have one at Cedar Point. [personal profile] bunnyhugger said she was looking at funny ones, or looking for ones JTK had told her about, or things like that. I suspected nothing. You, aware that I do sometimes put thought into what I mention here --- and remembering how I described [personal profile] bunnyhugger's inexplicable disappointment at not going to Indiana Beach for our anniversary --- may have figured this out.

For among the many new bricks laid down the last year or so is one of ours, our names --- and the hope 'Fascination Forever' --- engraved and laid down on a brick near where the swing ride over the river is. (Fascination being a roll-a-ball game that used to be everywhere, and now has retreated to mostly places that we go, such as Indiana Beach.) We have a little part of the park that's ours together, at least until the brick breaks.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger had actually bought this brick last year, but Indiana Beach was vague and unfocused about reporting when it was actually installed, and even vaguer about where. One of JTK's side projects last time he tried to ride Lost Coaster was been going through bricks and finding where ours might be, and how to describe where it was in a way that [personal profile] bunnyhugger could sneak into the park without, like, having a map in her pocket that might make me suspicious. There was even a security leak: when we caught up with JTK and his family at Cedar Point last year his wife --- forgetting that this was a surprise --- mentioned our brick at Indiana Beach. I had supposed she made the understandable mistake of conflating the brick we had at Cedar Point with the bricks for sale at Indiana Beach, and so immediately forgot, no harm done.

In short, it is possible to fool me about something just by having [personal profile] bunnyhugger say, ``I want to fool you about [ thing ]. So start thinking [ other thing ] instead'' and I'll go along with that.

We did not leave the park at 8 pm, although we were good about making our 8 pm ride our last of the day. Driving back the satellite navigator favored our taking the western course, driving more or less north and driving back across I-94, a surprisingly legitimate course that only went a bit wrong when I tried to improvise my way around some construction traffic, so we ended up going farther west than we should have.

When we finally got home we exchanged gifts, a thing I'd suggested putting off so we would have something to look forward to after the sadness of leaving the park. My gift to [personal profile] bunnyhugger was two connected things to fill way too much wall space: the playfield and the upper playfield of a Popeye Saves The Earth pinball. The game design may be ... challenged, but the playfield art is fun, with a lot of that Python Anghelo marginalia funny-animal stuff that's a joy to keep looking at. I had seen these at Pinball At The Zoo, and snuck them out into the car when [personal profile] bunnyhugger was being angry at pinball. That one almost had a security breach; MJB, of the Sparks Pinball Museum in Chesterfield, started talking with us and mentioned seeing me carrying the playfield. I was able to shush him without [personal profile] bunnyhugger noticing, though; wearing masks is great for giving sotto voce instructions right in front of someone.

She, meanwhile, observed that the 12th is the linen anniversary, and gave me a linen-covered book, filled with photographs --- prints --- from our honeymoon, bringing back sights and memories I hadn't reflected on in far too long. It's beautiful and it's stayed at my bedside since, ready anytime I need to smile and can't just hold [personal profile] bunnyhugger for it.

And that was our anniversary.


And now a couple pictures of Velveteen, and home, and Velveteen at home, on Halloween last year:

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger has started putting Halloween lights in the bushes out front, and plastic pumpkins in all our front-facing windows. Our organic pumpkins are on the steps here.


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Here's what our jack-o-lanterns look like illuminated under their own power. We might have used stronger matches to light the picture.


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And here's Velveteen posed with Wintergreen, the Bayol carousel rabbit, here in his new home and with a mask on for Halloween.


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You see how authentically the eyes are to the side of the rabbit's head.


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A plush and a carousel rabbit give you the side eye here.


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And a last picture of that corner, giving you a slightly better idea how small Wintergreen is. Note the county fair best-in-class blue ribbon on the picture hung in the upper corner there, because [personal profile] bunnyhugger just keeps getting county fair ribbons like that.


Trivia: On the second and final ballot to award the location for the 1952 Summer Olympics Helsinki received 15 votes (the minimum needed to win). Los Angeles and Minneapolis received five votes each, and Amsterdam three. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. In the first round Detroit had two votes, Chicago one, and Philadelphia zero.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books I picked up a couple weekends ago at the bookstore next to the hipster bar.

Getting to Cass County, Indiana, isn't very different from getting to Indiana Beach to start. Basically drive down I-69 and turn right at Fort Wayne. The last ten miles are a maze of neighborhood roads in Logansport; while the Cass County Carousel is in a public park it's got all the appearance of a neighborhood park that happens to be cooler than your neighborhood park is. This is because it's gathered together stuff, some of it from nearby amusement parks or family fun centers that have gone the way of all mortal things. For example, it's got a narrow-gauge miniature railroad that was not running while we were there (and that we wouldn't have been allowed on anyway, being unaccompanied adults). Also a miniature golf course, which we would have played if we thought we had the time for it.

The carousel is in a nice custom-built building, with roll-up doors on three of the four sides. (The fourth side has offices and, better, bathrooms.) It's got a lovely sunny setting, plenty of space, and chairs and benches looking at the carousel for people who just want to watch it going by. Also a National Historic Landmark plaque dated 1987 so you can see the town has some pride in it. (That said, Wikipedia does report a 2017 attempt by a Toronto consortium to buy the carousel for Ontario's use, but that deal fell through.) It's got rows of bricks with engraved names outside it, people who'd contributed to the carousel's shelter and preservation and restoration. It needs a good deal of preservation; the carousel --- as mentioned, a Gustav Dentzel --- is so old it predates the mechanisms to make horses go up and down.

We quickly attracted the attention of the elderly guy who was working the ring machine. This is a bag of rings, loaded into the arm and swung out for people on the outer row of horses to grab, with the arm retracted the moment the brass ring is secured, something that threw us the first time we rode. We're used to, so far as we can be used to a thing that barely exists anymore, the model at Knoebels and Gillian's Wonderland Pier where the arm stays out the whole ride even if nobody can grab a brass ring for a free ride anymore.

We cannot know why the guy fingered us as people who might like to get the history of the carousel and its location in the park explained to them, or who'd like to have a tour of things in the building like the toy carousels built in a corner or the signs full of handprints (cheap fundraisers) or such. Possibly he does this to everyone who doesn't run away fast enough. Possibly he suspected that two adults without kids but with substantial real cameras (well, a ten-year-old point-and-shoot from me; a camera with interchangeable lenses from [personal profile] bunnyhugger) walking around the whole carousel taking pictures from every angle might just be enthusiasts or something. In the event, he was right.

And so we got to enjoy a docent's tour of the ride, including a couple Dad Jokes that I no longer remember precisely. I do remember trying to talk about how impressed I was that the giraffe carving looks like a giraffe; we've seen carousels from the Golden Age that suggest the carver didn't have much reference material. He didn't understand my point and went on to talk about the artistic skill going into the carving.

He also gave [personal profile] bunnyhugger a token for a free ride, a greenish-brown plastic chip the size of a half-dollar. He also explained how the colors of the chip changed every year, usually reflecting the colors of a school --- elementary, high school, or college --- in the area, and that there are people who go out to collect the variety of free-ride tokens. We'd be among them, certainly. And then what should happen on our second (paid) ride but that she grabbed the brass ring, improving her record at grabbing these at the carousels that offer them. (I don't remember if she got one at Gillian's Wonderland Pier, but she is almost expert at getting them at Knoebel's.) Almost right away the other ride attendant hopped on to take the ring back --- they must be snagged for souvenirs a lot --- and give her an earned token, in circumstances that left [personal profile] bunnyhugger feeling like she couldn't explain that she already had one.

Getting back out of Logansport, Indiana, was a labyrinth no less confusing than getting in. We would have some cause to regret how long we spent there, as it took time away from Indiana Beach. But --- goodness, what a day and what an unexpected delight in the guy from the board-of-trustees being there and pigeonholing us as people who wanted to hear all about the carousel. We were there the right day, unless it turns out he's like this with everybody.


And now, let's close out Halloween at the hipster bar, and see the last of Velveteen's general public debut.

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Velveteen got on stage too, but didn't make it past the first round of costume-contest audience voting, losing to ... I want to say some video game character.


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The voting public included people who were in costume but weren't so confident in their suits. Also, lot of kigurumis going around these days. (I was in my red panda, I believe it was.)


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Wait, wait, stop a moment. Velveteen has something important for you to see.


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Now we're going to make a flip book, all right? Here's the first image ...


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And here's the second. Enjoy!


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And with that done, Velveteen prepares to hop off into the night. Also into her most dangerous feat yet: going down the stairs in suit.


Trivia: The three gold medals the United Kingdom won in the 1948 London games were in rowing and sailing, events not staged in or near London. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. Wikipedia tells me the rowing was done at Henley-on-Thames and sailing at Torbay.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books I picked up a couple weekends ago at the bookstore next to the hipster bar.

Our next noteworthy event was our anniversary, 12th of its kind. We had to decide what to do for it. I had a clever idea, which disappointed [personal profile] bunnyhugger.

It comes to carousels. In Cass County, Indiana --- not quite at Indiana Beach, but nearby from our perspective in mid-Michigan --- is an antique Dentzel carousel. A Gustav Dentzel carousel, not one of those William Dentzel carousels you've seen everywhere. Gustav was the patriarch; almost none of the carousels his business carved are still operating. And if that weren't impressive enough, the Cass County carousel still operates the brass ring game, where riders on the outer row can reach out and try to grab a ring good for one free ride. We've wanted to get there, and keep thinking of it when we think of going to Indiana Beach, but never think to check when they're open or where precisely they are.

So I checked. Could we get there on our anniversary? Incidentally for this I tried Apple Maps for like the first time since everyone was laughing at it and uh, yeah, it's not bad actually. Anyway in distance certainly; it's closer than Cedar Point and we day trip there all the time. Piggybacking that on a trip to Indiana Beach would be even better, as long as the ride was open. And here was the sticking point. Their web site gives hours, but web site hours rarely keep up with the truth. Their Facebook presence, though, that had a post specifically stating what their hours would be the 4th of July. It had a couple-weeks-old post about their hours for that weekend. From this I supposed that they were open weekends when they could and they were absolutely going to be open the 4th of July.

Thus the idea I pitched. For our anniversary, go to Michigan's Adventure --- but the real fun would be the 4th of July, going down to Indiana Beach and also, hey, the Cass County Carousel was open so we could go there.

I thought [personal profile] bunnyhugger might be disappointed not to go to Indiana Beach for our anniversary --- we'd done that twice before --- but hadn't imagined how much she would rather go down on our anniversary rather than the Thursday after. Even with the promise of the carousel. She stated her belief that the carousel was open most weekends on the web site hours and that the occasional Facebook posting was just reinforcement, not the exception. And she certainly found my Michigan's Adventure idea disappointing for reasons I could not imagine. Did not imagine, at least.

Well. If all we wanted to do was go to Indiana Beach, we'd want to get up around 9 am anyway and hit the road by 10, so, I could call first thing in the morning and ask if they were running the carousel. So that's what we planned. A few tired moments after 9 am on our anniversary we got the confirmation: the Cass County Carousel was running, and we would aim for that to start our anniversary.


Back to Halloween night, now. Let's see what [personal profile] bunnyhugger looks like in her new fursuit, at the hipster bar where we play pinball. Yes, more of that. She's that good-looking.

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Velveteen does not approve of how quickly she got the bonus.


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Only thing I'm sorry about with this picture is there's no telling where the ball is; a good action shot of that is fun.


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And I like how here Velveteen and the playfield almost exist in a void. The side of the game is hidden in shadow, but also by the edge of a booth.


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This set of costumers were a safe bet to win the costume contest.


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Velveteen having a pretty good game on Monster Bash, considering that ever since it moved to this location it's been brutally hard.


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The costume contest going on. Sorry the light is appalling but that's what it was.


Trivia: American athletes to the 1920 Antwerp Olympics rioted aboard the Princess Matoika, the rusted troop carrier bringing them to Belgium. Apparently the sea was rough, the food awful, and the 108 male athletes in below-decks cabins miserable. (Female athletes and a few officials had top-deck cabins.) Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle.

Currently Reading: John Adams, David McCullough.

Sorry to readers on Dreamwidth for not posting yesterday. This was not my fault: the DNS I was using decided it suspected Dreamwidth of being an illegitimate site. I've switched DNSes while waiting for them to get over themselves.


The next event of note in our lives was the anniversary of our wedding, the 11th time we've had a 30th of June as spouses. Our steel anniversary, I learned a month or so before when I thought about whether I could get or make something appropriate.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger got me a variety of small items, steel pins with a space theme. The Space Shuttle on the carrier 747. The Moon. The International Space Station. Lovely little things. Her thinking was that my office cubicle needs things to be more interesting and personal. There is truth to this. I still haven't done much to make my work space uniquely me --- I've taken in a couple little trinkets including the pin from winning one of the Tuesday Night Smackdown pinball tournaments --- but still have the place decorated as though I expect to be escorted out abruptly. I have failed to bring them in yet, but I've only had like six chances, given we're only required to go in the office two days a week.

In trade, I had a couple little things. The earrings gotten at the Fairy Tale Festival, for example. The thing I was happiest with, though, was the steel ring. That is, the sort of ring you grab on a carousel that still does the grab-the-brass-ring game. If you don't grab the one brass ring, you've grabbed one of the many steel rings. I had picked up the steel ring back in 2019, when we went to the Allan Herschel Factory museum outside Buffalo. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was amazed that I had thought, that far ahead, of getting something that would be appropriate for our 11th anniversary. This credits me with too much wisdom; I had bought it knowing I would give it, but not knowing when or what for, and when I knew this was the steel anniversary I knew it was the time and purpose.

Ah, but then what did we do? ... And the answer is not very much. No time. I was working, for one. And when work was over, we needed to pack. Yes, we're beginning a road trip report.


But before that, we're up to the point where I have pictures of ... Anthrohio, just like I finally finished talking about. Enjoy more talk about the con, with pictures!

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Our bedroom, taken because I had the vague thought of photographing it at the end of our stay so you could see how we trash the place.


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And, Friday morning, a quick shot out at the hotel grounds. [personal profile] bunnyhugger took walks along that path last year; this year, it was less well-lit and more creepy.


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Opening ceremonies! Not too terribly crowded and, as you can see, good observance of mask discipline too.


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Anthrohio mascots Dawn and Dash dressed up in spacesuits for the con theme of Space Or Whatever.


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And one of the convention's guests of honor, uh ... someone with a sloth character! Moms of Furries, I think.


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And right into the Trash Animals Meetup, with [personal profile] bunnyhugger showing off Chitter Squirrel, who is quite certain he's not trash, thank you.


Trivia: The 1964 Olympics in Tokyo were the first held in a country with a language that had no alphabetic order. Countries entered in alphabetical order by English instead. Source: A Place For Everything: The Curious History of Alphabetical Order, Judith Flanders.

Currently Reading: Cartoon Confidential, Jim Korkis and John Cawley. They are very worked up about the censorship of cartoons where racist gags were cut out, overlooking entirely issues like ``are we really doing violence to the entertainment value of a broadcast cartoon if we cut out a blackface Al Jolson 'Mammy' riff?'' and ``were any of these blackface Al Jolson 'Mammy' riffs ever entertaining, even back in the day when he was? Really? Why?''.

We did not only ride roller coasters and dark rides at Indiana Beach. It was what dominated our day, yes. But we got on several other rides. The Himalaya, for example, which was not only fast and had a backwards cycle, and ran a good long while, but which also played music we've never heard on this sort of ride before. I believe they were playing The Beatles' ``Ticket to Ride'', which I guess counts as being on theme for being a thing you can ride, but which still seems weird in context. I think the song before that was Michael Jackson's ``Billie Jean''.

Another ride we went on? Rocky's Rapids, and the fact we rode a log flume lets you know how very hot and sunny it was. For a change I rode in front, and in one of those quirks of fate neither of us got very wet from the splashdown. The ride shares part of its queue with the Hoosier Hurricane, and we could see from there how the roller coaster was closed, complete with police tape across the stairs leading up to the station. This might just be the easiest way to close off the ride to people who might wander in by accident. We never did work out why Hoosier Hurricane was closed, but it doesn't seem to be a long-term thing. I don't see anyone talking about it on Birdsite, which seems weird.

I've alluded a copule times to our visiting the historic center and this is something we spent a good deal of time doing. They had a bunch of park posters including, we'd learn, a set of a concert publicity posters that were actually vintage. Like, just found in the hotel, stored on a closet shelf. They were being sold at like twenty bucks and that is tempting, even if the signs weren't of any particular, specific interest. If I weren't feeling so pinched I might have got one. Or one of the t-shirts; they'd made some up with a roster of some of the acts who'd played at the amusement park in years gone by. They had a TV showing video of park history and also a poster saying where you could find this on YouTube. Also fine miscellaneous bits of park history, ride tickets and Fascination signs and a copule midway games and such. A wooden sled, from a long-lived water slide that hardly seems like it could have been safe. (A father and two kids on a tiny wooden sled gliding down the water slide into a pool? And nobody falls off? But it happened!) We had such a good time there, just listening to two people talking about the park's history and how much things have looked up since the new guy bought the place. Also if we hadn't stepped out we probably still would be there as it's not clear they ever figure they've shared enough. (There was a sign, and photo, about a publicity stunt from 1951 where a guy lived under water --- in this little apartment set up in a water tank --- for several months, nominally a protest against high taxes; the docent kept having more to say about it.)

I mentioned the Fascination sign. We did see the Fascination parlor and peeked in several times, confirming that games were going on. We'd wanted to play, and also thought how we need to let MWS know we'd been to another park with a Fascination parlor working (we've also been to Wildwood, Knoebels, and Darien Lake, pretty good representation for a disappearing midway attraction). But we thought to go in to it only if we had time when we didn't see something else we wanted to do. And then we walked a little past the midway games on the Lake Shafer side of things we discovered ... pinball.

When we visited in 2016 we'd heard there was a FunHouse, and we looked for it but never found it; eventually we learned the table, if it was there, was at the campground, off ... somewhere. So we didn't expect there'd be anything and it was a shock to see many tables. And not just that, but a great selection of tables. Two electromechanical games, from the mid-70s. A couple early solid-state tables, including a 1978 Atari Space Riders. The early-80s game Black Hole. More modern games too, including New Stern tables like Elvis and Monopoly. Three Jersey Jack tables, too: Wizard of Oz, Dialed In!, and Willy Wonka. The electromechanicals and the Atari game were turned off, a small disappointment. But we took photos to document just what tables there were, to add to the pinball location databases of the world. And we resolved to play something. And noted that the tables were clearly maintained by someone who knew what they were doing. We could see the workbench where they had supplies, and could see, for example, that the newer tables had been set up to work with Scorbit, this Internet-based tool for making it easy to log scores and compare them to other venues' tables. If that weren't enough, there was also a penny-press machine. And a couple of console video games set in the corner, free for the playing by kids who don't understand why their parents are so excited to see a Simpsons Pinball Party.

We played the Black Hole, always a tough game, even in simulation. Neither of us got the multiball started, or even close to starting, but that's what to expect from that era of game. We did have the feeling we should put our initials on some high score table somewhere and looked for what games might be the easiest pickings. Batman '66 seemed like a great choice since it's got five billion achievement tables. But, clearly, someone who knows pinball haunts the venue too. Possibly the person who maintains the game. The high score on Batman '66 was about 24 billion points, and that is a high-scoring game but still, wow, that is absurdly high-scoring.

We settled on Wizard of Oz as our best chance to get on a high score table, and specifically to get on the daily-high-score table since that started at a meager 30,000 points or so. Wizard of Oz is a low-scoring table, but it's not usually that low. And this was a successful calculation. While neither of us had played Wizard of Oz in a while, and the rules can be a bit obscure, the table was clean and in good shape, and we were both able to get multiballs started. So we were able to put our initials in the daily-high table and leave feeling we'd shown ourselves as respectable visitors to this location.

One more happy discovery. When we go to amusement parks we joke that our dining options are pizza or cheese fries. Especially smaller or independent parks. We were ready for that here, too. I did notice a sign that they had fried vegetables at the hot dog stand, and suggested that. [personal profile] bunnyhugger thought I was speculating but went along with me, and was delighted to see there were fried vegetables just as I said. We got one bowl each and are very happy to report they were great. Not just because they were fresh-made for us, though that helps; they were also a great selection of vegetables. Abundant and great-tasting, all of them. Plus a couple mozzarella sticks on top of everything else.

This all brought us terribly near the closing hour of the park. We'd go back around for last rides on things that seemed especially choice. Cornball Express, still running, had reached the point where they let you re-ride as long as nobody in the entrance queue wanted your seats. So we got a front-row seat, and then moved to a second-row seat, and we might have gone again except that was getting to be a bit much all at once. We then went over to Tig'rr Coaster for a ride there, and noticed ... boy, we were near the end of the night. What did we want to do? I suggested we go to the ice cream stand and get dessert, and let ourselves call the day well-accomplished.

So we did, eating ice cream and walking the 'boardwalk' length to the far end of the park, as twilight finally gave way to night and we got our short time seeing the park illuminated in darkness. This would also let us take a long uninterrupted walk back to the car, satisfying [personal profile] bunnyhugger's daily exercise needs. (She had walked well more than a mile already, but not in a basically uninterrupted whole.) We also resolved, you know, this is a long day trip, but one we could certainly make again, even this summer. I hope we'll be able to.

With that, we bade farewell to Indiana Beach and as nearly perfect a day as we could reasonably hope for. And then ...

As we were starting the four-and-a-half-hour drive home, out in the deep wilderness of Monticello, Indiana roads, I saw something in the street ahead, and braked harder than usual. There was a young raccoon --- bigger than an infant, not yet fully grown --- shuffling across the street. In a day that had already given us so much, here was one extra bit of happiness to top it off.

Outstanding day. Would highly recommend.


Let's enjoy another bit of that last look at the Pipsqueakery, at Anthrohio's Sunday, shall we?

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One rat tries to climb their way up into the next floor apartment to join their neighbor in a drink.


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And a hedgehog spends even more of the weekend curled up inside a shark plush.


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Meanwhile, some more guinea pigs, including one of those brushy-haired models I don't think they had when I was a kid.


Trivia: The Sultan of Achin (modern Aceh, Indonesia) asked Cornelis de Houtman, a Dutch captain whose expedition left for the East Indies in 1595, whether he was from England --- and asked the same at their second meeting --- though at the time no English ships had yet sailed to the East Indies. (Many individual English sailors had, in Portugese vessels.) Source: In Quest of Spices, Sonia E Howe. (Later the same year an English vessel under James Lancaster's command did arrive.)

Currently Reading: Harvey Comics Treasury Volume 2: Hot Stuff, Editor Leslie Cabarga. Getting back to the level of storytelling I can handle lately.

Indiana Beach has a couple special attractions. One is the Den of Lost Thieves, a dark ride that wasn't operating on our visit five six years ago. This was the chance to make up for that. It's an interactive dark ride, these days, so you ride in carts and shoot at things so a cardboard cutout will pop up or spin. The carts do not allow for much weight at all; we had to ride separately, and while I noticed my score at the end of the ride, neither of us thought to compare scores for several hours by which time I had forgotten it. Something in the 300s, best as I can tell, although the leading digit of the four was stuck permanently showing '7'.

Another and more important attraction was the House of Frankenstein, a walk-through haunted house. There's not many of these left, and this is a really good one. It's an upcharge attraction (a way to keep bored teens from going through it enough they can figure out where to vandalize), so we had to find an extra $3.50 per person. We also both believed that last time we were here it cost more, most likely $4.00. The person selling tickets took cash, but then let us through the turnstile using a scanned card, which maybe explains these two Indiana Beach cards we found before setting out and couldn't explain. Could be they're what we used to buy entry last time.

It's a really good haunted house. A lot of stunts, just about all of which worked. (The 'rats' whose tails are supposed to swat your ankles weren't doing anything, although [personal profile] bunnyhugger felt one. One.) A great many bits, too, going up and down stairs. Tilted rooms. That barrel illusion so you think the room is rotating. A false balcony. A three-storey-tall room where you can watch an animatronic band play. This was the hottest room in the walkthrough and we aren't sure whether it was the one room that wasn't air-conditioned much (it also had windows open to the outside) or whether the machinery generates that much heat.

The haunted house also has a room of nothing but doors, just like in that one Betty Boop cartoon. We could not figure the way out of this. Careful investigation of all the doors found they were either blocked, dead ends, or lead back to the room. And remember, we had gone through this in 2016. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had been through it on two separate occasions before that. One of them all on her own. We could not figure this out. Even the pre-recorded taunting, activated by entering the room, ran out. I started to think we maybe had to use the one last door, marked as the chicken exit, on the theory that was maybe a fake-out? Another group of people, a party of like eight folks came in, and we told them sadly that we couldn't figure how to get out. They chuckled and went investigating. One went into one of the doors and was startled to see us, when dropped back into the room. Among that whole group, though, they were able to try many options. They disappeared into one of the other doors that leads back into the room and ... never returned.

With that hint, we were able to get out. There was a secret in one of the passageways and we must have worked it out each time before and somehow failed to think of it again. This speaks well for our ability to be amused by this next time we visit Frankenstein.

When we emerge from the castle we figured it was a good time to ride the Cornball Express, the second-biggest wooden coaster. It starts with stairs, as the ride platform is a good bit above the ground. Indiana Beach has a lot of rides that are on top of other rides, like when you're playing Roller Coaster Tycoon and don't understand land management. As we walked up to the entrance steps a couple people left, going out the entrance and letting the fence swing closed behind them. This seemed odd, and we weren't sure of its significance. Did they just go down the wrong steps, since the entrance and exit stairs only diverge at this level platform one flight up? Was the ride closed? Another couple, bolder than us, opened the unlocked gate and went up, and we followed. More people came down, explaining the ride was closed. We went back down, and made sure the fence was across the stairs and hoped the ride would come back soon.

It came back before we could get on our next choice, to ride the roughly-adjacent Tig'rr Coaster. I saw the test cycle first, and then people moving in small dribbles up the stairs, just like when you reopen a Roller Coaster Tycoon ride that's at the top of a set of stairs. So we ditched Tig'rr and went to get a front-seat ride with almost no wait. (We'd get several more rides on the coaster over the day, and be very happy about it.)

Another coaster, Steel Hawg, was waiting to be ridden. This is off away from the main bulk of the park, although it'll soon be the bridge between the park and Dreier Quimera. It's also in a particularly unshaded part of the park; we finished another pop before braving the direct sun of its long queue. It was running only a single train on the track, which is a fun but wild one that includes significant stretches where you're riding upside-down. Not, like, as part of a loop or spiral, but just are held upside-down and trusting in the restraints.

The slow-moving line would not be a great concern of ours though. They were filling all four seats of the one-car train, and there was a party of two on the tarin already. The operators looked for another party of two people and, somehow, we --- near the back of the line --- were the only pair riding. Everyone else was groups of four or more. It's the greatest leap to the launch station that we've ever had.

The roller coaster only running one train contributed to the slowness of the line, no longer our concern. But there was also slowness in launching us. The system was reporting a problem with the restraints. They fussed with that a couple of times, releasing and re-setting the harnesses. And still the system was giving an error. One guy kept asking about whether the red light was flashing on the console and he did a hair-raising hop down onto the elevated (of course) track to go from one side of the station to the other. (There has got to be a more work-safe way to do this.) Then went to the back of the train to re-set the computer there.

We were not seriously worried because we know things about roller coaster accidents. The accidents that are likely are one train rear-ending another, not a concern with only one train on the track, and the restraints getting stuck. If they get stuck open, you don't launch; if they get stuck closed (more likely) you have a hassle getting off the ride but aren't at serious peril. But, there was also the slight lingering worry. The operator mentioned how the computer was fussy and was throwing false errors all the time. You know what else starts with a system that throws a false error all the time, so the staff learns to ignore it and gets the system to work despite the error report? Every industrial accident ever, from amusement park ride malfunctions to nuclear power plant incidents. Still, we were in our seats, and the restraints were locked down, so the most likely peril would be that we couldn't get out easily at the end of our ride.

We got out easily, though. Once launched, the ride was smooth and exciting and the upside-down stretches took no longer than they should. And the ride released us just as it should. We had gotten to all the roller coasters and special attractions we could ride that day, and a new one too, and even stocked up on a couple odd ridership anecdotes. What more could we hope for?

Note that my report on the day is not yet done.


Along the Sunday at Anthrohio we stopped to look at the Pipsqueakery.

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Small bunny on a large fleece.


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Lion-headed rabbit sitting beside someone they can deal with for now, on the far end of the pen where people aren't going to be jabbing carrot slices at them.


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And here's that black hen and her chick. This is about as good a picture of the chick as I could get.


Trivia: As late as 1862 about 40 percent of the coal used for German gas production was imported from England. Source: Disenchanted Night: The Industrialization of Light in the 19th Century, Wolfgang Schivelbusch.

Currently Reading: The Nightlife Of The Gods, Thorne Smith.

Eating, and getting the first of the roughly 24 pops we drank that day, took care of our basic needs. What about the really fun, important thing of being at Indiana Beach Amusement Park: the rides? We went first to Lost Coaster of Superstition Mountain. It's a wooden coaster built, somehow, in the incredibly tight confines of what used to be a dark ride, plus some space beside it that spills over the Antique Cars ride. It was nearby and it often draws a huge line because it can only take eight people in one train, and can only run two trains. Only the one train was running, then or all day (so far as we saw), but that's all right. The wait was only a couple of ride cycles. The first one had some weird long pause before loading the next people on, but after that, the ride went quick enough. The ride operator asked if we'd been on it before, and we said (we thought truthfully) not in five years. He said, ``Oh, so you know it goes upside-down now?'' and when I said great, I love an RMC conversion (this is a correctly formed roller coaster fandom joke and therefore funny) he explained he was joking. Well, yeah; it'd be hard to make Lost Coaster any more intense. It is all sharp turns and sudden drops, a ride comparable to Roar-A-Saurus for how much it packs into such a tiny space, and maybe better for fitting in a couple of dark ride gags too, including a skeleton miner who, as you ride the elevator up (no room for a lift hill), starts spilling about the legend of the Superstition Mountain. Or just tells you jokes, since it turns out not to be the same every time. When we got back, very well shaken up, I told the operator, ``I thought you said the ride didn't go upside-down''.

The next coaster to catch our eyes was Tig'rr Coaster, although something about it seemed unfamiliar. It was on a small dock leading over to what I guess is the main body of Shafer Lake, the body of water created by the damming of the river and giving Indiana Beach its beach. I had thought it was on the other side of the park's narrow width, facing the other side of the water. But, new owner, lot of things have changed, maybe they moved the coaster to make room for other things. We did notice the sign calling the ride 'Cyclone', but thought that was the model name for the roller coaster put on the sign as a not-actually-helpful explanation of what the ride was. This was a walk-on ride, with new wood ramps leading up to the platform. And the ride was in great shape, a good-size steel coaster of the kind that, honestly, Cedar Point needs as a bridge between the kiddie coasters and the scary adult coasters. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was disappointed that they had replaced the bobsled-style cars with more conventional cars-with-seats-and-restraining-bars, but, that's all right. We're never going to be upset with a coaster ride like that.

So I've given the punch line away. 'Cyclone' was not a confusing mislabeled sign to a relocated coaster. A few minutes later we found Tig'rr Coaster, right where I remembered it being, on this raised platform over near where you get on (and off) the Cornball Express coaster. No, what had happened --- and we confirmed, with the people at the historical center --- was Indiana Beach had not just got Quimera but also another roller coaster, and had installed that over the winter this year. We had gone to the park expecting to ride a roller coaster that wasn't in fact installed, and instead got to ride a new-to-us roller coaster without even suspecting! (Cylone, too, used to operate in Mexico, run by Garcia Attractions as ``Cyclone''.) Entering this into Coaster-Count is how I would learn that we'd misremembered the year of our previous visit. So this roller coaster is just an endless series of silly little things designed to delight me.

When we did ride Tig'rr Coaster, we found it still had the bobsled seats, as expected. I had a vague memory that the coaster had a tendency to valley out, and need an operator to come up and give it a push this one place. [personal profile] bunnyhugger wasn't sure, but did remember that happening somewhere, and there's only so many coasters it could plausibly be. Another thing we found? That is a really intense coaster. It's not very tall, but it does a lot of helixes that are tighter than you'd think. (It's also quite different from Cyclone, really in every way.) So very glad to be able to ride it again.


Sunday at Anthrohio we spent a greater percentage of our awake time in panels and such. But those are all boring to photograph so I took fewer pictures of them. Here's things that did seem worth my attention, and your seeing. Of course it starts with animals.

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Guinea pigs! A bit of fluff at the Pipsqueakery layout.


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And here's that black hen; somewhere in there, her chick is hiding.


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Patagonian cavy is not at all sure anyone turned the stove off.


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Rabbits getting together for an urgent discussion.


Trivia: Wally Schirra's Mercury capsule had five experimental heat-protective-material tiles, meant for research into new heat shield technologies, attached by lamination to the beryllium shingles of the capsule's cylindrical upper section. Source: Sigma 7: The Six Mercury Orbits of Walter M Schirra, Jr, Colin Burgess.

Currently Reading: The Nightlife Of The Gods, Thorne Smith.

PS: How June 2022 Treated My Mathematics Blog ever since I stopped really trying on it.

The first part of Indiana Beach we really saw was Quimera, or perhaps American Dreier Looping. It wasn't running. It wasn't yet fully assembled, and the area was fenced off, though no construction seemed to be going on during the hot, bright day. We had just assumed it was running and were surprised to learn otherwise. We also tried to work out just what it was had been in that location before; I'm pretty sure it is where we parked for our 2016 visit. It seemed taller than it did at La Feria Chapultepec Magico, possibly for the lack of other rides (and terrain) looming over it. We also couldn't work out just where the launch station was, but I'm sure they've thought about that.

As we got to the ticket booth I noticed sad news. The board about rides not operating today included the Hoosier Hurricane, their longest and fastest coaster. And a gorgeous one too, that runs along the length --- and over top of --- much of the park, so it gives you a great scenic ride besides. A few other rides were listed as not operating today too, including the Bumper Boats and the Sea Warrior (the rocking ship ride), but both of them we saw running by the end of the day. Not operating at all was the Merry-Go-Round, which was not just not running but completely removed for refurbishment. It had a new name, too, Rocky's Round-Up, and in place of the flat ride was a sign featuring a new raccoon mascot. The log flume also had a new name, Rocky's Log Flume, although the sign showed nothing but a picture of a log floating in water. No hint of a raccoon. We did also find a banner for Rocky's Toy Box, near some of the (many) kiddie rides, but it wasn't clear to us whether this was a specific attraction or a name for that collection of kiddie rides or what.

So who is this Rocky? Well, Rocky Ranger is the mascot for Indiana Beach's campground and RV resort, Also for Ranger Rocky's Canteen, at the campground, which is apparently very new. They have a Facebonk post from the 18th of June saying that while there ``was no doubt in our minds'' they had passed their food inspection. We had no idea of any of this, but were happy for it. Neither Rocky nor the park's main mascot --- I.B. Crow --- nor other secondary mascot (Cornball Jones, a donkey, I think) were represented in costume, possibly because it was a Thursday, possibly because it was 4800 degrees.

Possibly because there wouldn't be many people to see. The park startled us with the lack of crowds considering it was a bright, sunny day leading up to a four-day weekend. It might be that it was the heat. It might also be the four-day weekend protecting us. I'd absolutely get deciding to wait a day or two and go when the park is having fireworks, or a concert, instead of just a Thursday. (This may be something to remember for future amusement park trips.) Whatever the reason it was great for us. There were no significant lines for anything, and over and over we could just step up to ride whatever our impulse was. Everyone seriously into amusement parks wants the parks they visit to be having their busiest season of the decade except for the day they're visiting and we got to enjoy basically that ideal.

I was a little disappointed that the park, being fully gated, had straightforward admission past the gates, with a hand stamp for reentry. I would have sworn we got wristbands in 2016, and liked the thought of the extra souvenir. While we saw people with wristbands, I think they were just for the water park, or the sand beach. We'd just have ourselves and our pictures to take back.

As mentioned, the important thing about the day is it was hot, and brutally sunny, barely a cloud in the sky. Almost the first thing we did was get large pops --- Diet Pepsi; nothing is perfect and being a Pepsi park is one of Indiana Beach's small disappointments --- and walked the main length of the 'boardwalk' (it's cement, so, no actual boards) observing what had changed and what had not. The main gift shop, for example, still had its wonderful mid-century 'GIFTS FROM HERE & THERE' sign and silhouette of the Eiffel Tower For Some Reason. The park signs were still hand-painted beauties, with the new owner resisting the urge to put in something more slick. Another storefront was now a little museum for the history of the park, with someone inside telling stories about the park's history and amazing things they had found that, amazingly, Gene Staples seems to be the first owner to appreciate. (They had found, cleaning out the old hotel, a stack of never-used posters promoting the beach's concert hall, from the 1950s and 60s, and were selling them at $20 a pop, for example. Also, the old hotel? Why were we hearing about these things for the first time?)

Down at the end of the boardwalk --- near where the Venetian carousel used to be, but now replaced with a Matterhorn ride that [personal profile] bunnyhugger thinks was salvaged from the Coney Island Amusement Park, by the Queen City --- we sat underneath a covered walkway and looked at the small, odd park over the miniature railroad tracks. We could swear that used to be a smoking area. It's got a bunch of picnic benches and a severely mid-century-modern circular metal fountain in a cement pond given over to algae. There's also a small stage? Or something? We spent time, trying to cool off and get some fluids into us, looking at this and trying to work out what it could be. (We also had small bowls of macaroni and cheese, which we thought would be about as good as we could do for vegetarian-friendly food. We were mistaken.)

You can see, from how I'm into my third thousand words here, how this was already a magnificent day and that before we'd gotten to riding anything.


Something special to close out Saturday night at Anthrohio, here.

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And here's [personal profile] bunnyhugger showing off her ultraviolet-reactive devilbunny T-shirt, lost for years and returned to the world with us!


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And here's an even better look of what the ultraviolet brings out. Note the skeleton, which shows how bunny ears do not have long bones, unlike what you find in the craft store at Michael's when they're selling Halloween stuff in August and early September.


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A quiet moment on the dance floor. Or, since I went maybe a little overboard tilting the camera this time, on the dance wall.


Trivia: The original menu of the McDonald brothers' first restaurant, circa 1940, offered a mixture of European cuisine (hamburgers), Mexican (tamales), and Caribbean (barbecues). Source: Franchise: The Golden Arches in Black America, Marcia Chatelain.

Currently Reading: The Nightlife Of The Gods, Thorne Smith.

In better circumstances --- ones where society had chosen to contain or eliminate the pandemic instead, ones in which I am not unemployable --- we'd have likely spent our tenth anniversary in Europe. We have wanted to return to Efteling and floated it as plans for a tenth-anniversary trip. There are many more parks we'd want to see in western Europe. Many we'd want to see in Great Britain too, like Alton Towers, or Blackpool on a week when they have any warmth at all. But we have the circumstances we have. If I'd gotten any job at all the first half of this year we might have done a week's trip, likely to some parks in New York and Pennsylvania we've wanted to see or to revisit. But, here and now?

What seemed attainable? And also enjoyable, desirable? A day trip to an amusement park. We had gone to Indiana Beach Amusement Park for my first time, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger's third, for our fifth anniversary, having a glorious day. While we enjoyed their gorgeous and surprisingly Jersey-Shore-or-Blackpoolesque charms an epochal flame war ravaged the Michigan Pinball community, one so complete that the mods deleted nearly all trace of it and we only later gathered confusing legends about just what happened. We couldn't hope for something so spectacular this time around, but we could try for it again.

Indiana Beach was shuttered after the 2019 season, when its owner decided to get out of the amusement park business and focus on family-entertainment-centers. (The same owner also owned Fantasy Island, in Buffalo, which we'd visited in 2019.) But then a Chicago business guy, Gene Staples, combined his love of the park and a three million dollar loan to buy and reopen it. In 2020. He would also soon buy Clementon Park, in New Jersey, similarly shuttered at the end of the 2019 season (staff came in on Community Appreciation Day to find the place locked up, to their surprise), and then Fantasy Island too. In the amusement park miracle story of the 2020s (so far) he's jumped in to the business at what's got to be its worst time in ninety years and seems to be making a go of it. We wanted to see what the park is like, now, with new management everyone calls a savior of independent parks.

It would also be a chance to re-ride a roller coaster from Mexico City. When La Feria Chapultepec Magico was shuttered and demolished, Staples bought some of the rides. Cascabel 2.0 --- formerly Kennywood's Lightning Loop --- he has going to the former Fantasy Island. But Quimera --- formerly the Magnum Force coaster at Flamingo Land in England --- was coming here. It's getting a new name (the Roller Coaster database offers ``American Dreier Looping'' as the not-particularly-imagination-catching name), possibly to further distance it from its history. A derailment on Quimera in September 2019 was the instigating event to La Feria's closure. (The company operating the rides was found to be unable to prove it had been doing safety inspections.) But, if Wikipedia's to be believed, this was also the first roller coaster to have three vertical loops, when it originally toured as ``Dreier Looping'', so maybe the name's a note to its happier history.

I remember the drive to Indiana Beach being around an hour longer, each way, than that to Cedar Point; one that [personal profile] bunnyhugger thinks is too long for a day trip and that I thought was just on the brink of being too long. In this regard I think I'm right; I could do this, but needed more recovery time than I would for even Cedar Point. I had also remembered the last half of the drive, from Fort Wayne to Monticello, Indiana, as an endless series of drives on petty, tiny roads. In this I'm wrong; it's maybe the last half-hour or so that's petty roads, but the rest of it is respectable county roads or divided highways even if we're not on the Interstate anymore.

Also while we were driving through the considerable amounts of nothing we pass in Indiana, [personal profile] bunnyhugger noticed a town with a familiar name. She thought Logansport was a town that had an historic carousel, one that still has the brass ring game. The next day, when we were home and had some sleep, she confirmed; we did drive just past the only carousel in Indiana that we could ride and try to grab a free ride. The carousel was built ... Wikipedia isn't certain, but the National Carousel Association dates it to 1902. We're going to have to stop in again, sometime, possibly when we do our next visit to Indiana Beach, which we agree we should visit sooner than five years from now. Especially since we feel more confident now that it's still within our day-trip range, and is such a great place.

When we finally pulled up to Indiana Beach we pulled into the free parking lot which [personal profile] bunnyhugger was sure we had used last time we visited. I didn't think so; I would swear we had parked in the paid lot, since the receipt for the parking lot rested in my Scion tC to the day I killed it. Given the places we walked past including a sign for a drive-in we'd surely have acknowledged last time, I think we were in paid parking last time, and she'd used the free parking lot some time before.

Also, we had misremembered when our first visit was. We visited the end of June, 2016. June 2017 we spent at Storybook Land in South Jersey, and then discovered the Playland's Castaway Cove on the way to Gillian's Wonderland Pier. We might have remembered because at Storybook Land the cafe had newspaper clippings about a derecho that swept through that park on the 30th of June, 2012, and that stuck in our minds. We remembered the pinball flame war correctly; that was our anniversary in 2016. And we were right to remember having a great time at Indiana Beach.


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This dancer had a great bundle of fiber-optic lights so was beautiful to watch in motion.


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Here the fiber-optics look like something unearthly's been brought to the furry con.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger had to go to the headless lounge to cool off some, and I sat down to watch every fursuiter in the world walk past in an informal parade.


Trivia: Surfing --- previously thought to be a skill that a non-Pacific-Islander could never hope to master --- became a fad and obsession in the United States after Jack London published an article, ``A Royal Sport: Riding the South Sea Surf'' in the October 1907 edition of Women's Home Companion. (An edited version also appeared in England's Pall Mall Magazine, ``Joys of the Surf Rider''.) Source: Pacific: Silicon Chips and Surfboards, Coral Reefs and Atom Bombs, Brutal Dictators, Fading Empires, and the Coming Collision of the World's Superpowers, Simon Winchester. (Supporting London's article was the spectacle of the first white guy to master surfing, George Freeth, who demonstrated it at California's Huntington Beach. Freeth's secret to mastering this impossible skill was listening to the guy who was teaching and practicing a bunch.)

Currently Reading: The Nightlife Of The Gods, Thorne Smith.

In the hallway

Jul. 3rd, 2022 12:10 am
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Thursday was our tenth anniversary, a day that we'd hoped would be happy and wonderful. We got up, earlier than would really make us happy, to tend Sunshine's needs and to give little anniversary presents to one another. Cards where we both expressed how hard it was to express how happy we are being with one another. That sort of thing.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger gave to me, besides the wonder that is a place in her life, lovely small pieces. A pewter raccoon from a collectibles series, that's so happy to look at. A raccoon pin, too, suitable for lapels for when I want to dress but also flash a bit of furriness. Several vinyl stickers with coatis, that I keep looking over and smiling at.

And I gave to her a DVD of a movie we both remember loving, and that people who've seen recently say is still lovable: The Muppet Movie. Our movie-watching night tradition has fallen off (bizarrely it got disrupted by the pandemic when you'd hink we'd have every night free), but we surely will watch movies again and this can be among them. And then one other thing ...

The traditional present material for the tenth anniversary is tin, just like you would think if you were a kid making a joke about the tenth anniversary. Trying to think of something which fit that theme guided my present-thinking. Tin, well, what's tin? Tin signs? Maybe an amusement park sign? Maybe something of an amusement park important to her (Cedar Point, Kennywood, Knoebels, Holiday World) ... and then I thought about whether I could make something personal.

So that's why, the last week of May and first week or so in June I was working hard, when I could, to try drawing something good enough. The goal: drawing a sign of [personal profile] bunnyhugger with her sidekick character Chitter Squirrel, giving the ``you must be this tall to ride this ride'' message. Here I got some help from pictures of ride signs at Knoebels, as well as from the Cedar Point At 150 historical book [personal profile] bunnyhugger has. I had found a company willing to make a tin signs of whatever picture you upload, so, I sent that out and watched nervously as the expected delivery date was ``between the 27th of June and 7th of July''. It arrived the 25th of June.

And it was a hit; everything I hoped it would be. While preparing it I had all sorts of visions of how this would come out if I drew it badly, or messed up the lettering (I was drawing using ProCreate, which if it lets you put text on I don't know how), or if it printed badly (I couldn't be sure that what looked okay on my iPad wouldn't print as a horribly pixellated version of itself), or if it were more of a baffling present than an understandable one. Not so. [personal profile] bunnyhugger understood exactly what the present was meant to be, and liked it, just like that.

Now we need to find somewhere to hang a 12-by-16-inch tin sign, something that had never occurred to me while preparing this. We do not yet have this problem resolved.

Also there was the reason we got up early, instead of sleeping to a civil hour.


Here's some further pictures of Anthrohio Saturday, getting into the evening activities.

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Someone heading in to registration wearing what sure looks like a Squishmallow as a backpack.


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Getting things ready for the (cup)cake-decorating contest! Floppybelly checks that there's cupcakes for every plate and soon there'll be samples of the major kinds of icing for everyone to use.


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Our table, getting ready to start making something of this.


Trivia: In 1900 there were 443 manufacturing establishments in the United States with over a thousand employees. 120 made textiles (mostly cotton) and 103 made iron or steel. Source: Behemoth: A History of the Factory and the Making of the Modern World, Joshua B Freeman.

Currently Reading: Archaeological Newshounds: Twelve Years of Pre-Internet Artifacts, Thomas K Dye.


PS:

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Aw, you talked me into it. This is the picture as I finally finished it. The name 'Caper Coaster' I picked because I wasn't sure what would be a good name for her roller coaster. We talk sometime about our pet rabbit cutting capers, running around in nice exciting little hops, and that seemed like a great roller coaster motion to evoke.


[personal profile] bunnyhugger got up at extremely too early, yesterday, to bring Sunshine to the vet's and have the bald patch on our pet rabbit's chin examined. The good news is it does not seem to be an infection or anything serious, and her health is not in any known jeopardy.

I'll put the rest behind a cut so as to save people who don't want the (mild) details discussed. )

Now let's take in the last bits of our day at Cedar Point. Coming up soon: photographs from this month!

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What we assume is a temporary feature of Blue Streak: assigned seating. The numbers already looked like they were wearing thin.


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The main midway, looking into the park, just past the sun's set as we get a lot of complicated colors overlapping each other here.


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Cedar Downs racing at night, the perfect time to get great streaky photos.


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Or to try doing this trick with the camera! I'm always amazed when this works.


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Looking out from Cedar Downs towards GateKeeper, and all these wonderful puddles of light.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger on her horse, in this last ride of the night.


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The 150 Years sign, lit up bright, even as the Midway Carousel's dark because it's like 40 minutes after the park closed.


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Exiting the gates. And, yeah, a decent farewell message there.


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The entrance, and what seems like a promising message. This is about teasing their raffle of a lifetime season pass, which would be a pretty good deal at that. We failed to enter, unaccountably.


Trivia: Robert Fulton, eventually of steamboat fame, travelled to Europe to improve his skills as painter of miniature portraits. Source: Wedding of the Waters: The Erie Canal and the Making of a Great Nation, Peter L Bernstein.

Currently Reading: DC Showcase Presents: Metal Men Volume 1, Robert Kanigher, Ross Andru, Mike Esposito. Will say this for the stories, dumb as they are. There's a striking amount of continuity, issue-to-issue, where something isn't quite resolved by one book and it has to be dealt with the next. Sometimes this is reasonably elegant. The big monster attack is halted by some mad science derring-do, but it doesn't stop the big monster invasion and they have to have a different idea next issue. This seems reasonable. Sometimes it's both reasonable and weirdly dopey, like, this time the giant Amazonian robot queen had the Metal Men affixed to a super-science charm bracelet, and the next issue they have to fight the second attack while they're all locked in place relative to one another.

The way everyone calls each other by their metal, and keeps repeating facts about their melting points to one another, makes it almost read like an allegory. But it reads like the allegory you write when your eighth-grade English Composition teacher has described the form to you and you get the assignment to write a three-page example and you don't know what to write about, maybe some argument about whether it's okay to steal this video game from the clearance bin.

When the tournament started we figured to let people form their own groups. At league we draw lots, so everyone gets a fair chance to meet everyone else. Here, we thought people could be excused focusing on the folks they missed hanging out with. So we passed out scorecards, reiterating how to log scores and all, and do you see what problem is created here?

That's right: by the time [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I had passed out everything people needed, everyone was groups of three or four players. We would have to play by ourselves, in a group of two. ``I already played the course with you last night,'' [profile] bunny_hugger observed, correctly. We had hopes late arrivers might join us, and some people did come late, but they wanted to play with each other. So we took the course by ourselves after all.

I had a good night, one with a bunch of lucky breaks. For example, in Medieval Madness, I needed to light two Madnesses before starting the multiball. I had one lit when the ball fell in the scoop, something that would make the goal really really hard. But the scoop happened to be lit for a mystery award, and that award was the second Madness I needed, so I got the goal after all. MWS got into the same fix himself, and didn't have the luck of the random number generator on his side, and ended up not getting the objective after all.

Which was quite the surprise! MWS had a frustrating night, but pin-golf is all about frustration. It was a good laugh line over the night for me to say ``Oh yeah, we forgot: pin-golf sucks!'' The thing about pin-golf is you're trying to do stuff you always do when you're playing without thinking about it, only now you're thinking about it, and you can't. But people were also learning things, which is the good side of pin-golf. One of the objectives on Junk Yard was collecting pieces of junk, which you do by making certain shots while they're lit. More than half the players --- who've been playing this game for years --- did not know you could pick which piece of junk you'd collect, which makes the objective a lot more attainable.

Well, I ended up with a score of 13 for the six-hole course, which is ... shockingly good. There was only one objective I completely failed to meet. [personal profile] bunnyhugger right then privately said I had won the tournament, which I thought was flattering but nah, there's a lot of really good players here. But then CST came in and turned in his scorecard; he had an 18 or 19 or so and silently compared his score to mine. ``That doesn't seem right,'' I said, and he grinning and went off to play Tron, one of the new-to-the-venue pinball games. Well, it still doesn't seem right.

DMC and RED came close to my score, with 14 each, but to our amazement nobody tied or beat me. Which means that we did not have to play the Final hole, intended as a way to break the tie we thought inevitable. Which is lucky because there's no possible way that I would have won. But also a shame because we had an absolutely fiendish tiebreaker planned.

See, the trouble with a pin-golf hole as a tiebreaker is, what if both players hit the objective on ball 1? So we set: the breaker for that tie, two or more players getting the objective the same ball, would be whoever had the lowest score. But if nobody got the objective? Then the win would go to whoever had the highest score. So you had to decide whether you thought you, and everyone else, were going to make the objective at all, and maybe re-think your guess after each ball. I love the psychology of it and regret we didn't use it anyway. I would absolutely have lost.

But this did mean that in this ... my first pinball event in sixteen months ... I won. It feels like it should be a good omen for the resumption of normal life, if resuming normal life is still on.

Everybody absolutely loved the picture [personal profile] bunnyhugger put of of me on the league Facebonk, showing my hair spread out and backlit by pinball machines, forming a glorious translucent halo. It's outstanding.

And then we could finally enjoy just having time, and presence, at the bar with our friends. Some things about the bar have changed. Plexiglass barricades all over the place, for example, which at least do simplify the question of where to stand for drink service. Also the hipster bar has evolved to the point their TV shows mute reruns of the Garbage Pail Kids or the He-Man cartoon of the 80s. I remember at the time finding Garbage Pail Kids such a heap of body horror I couldn't even think much about them; now, I don't know. There's a certain cuteness to them, at least in animated form, but I also didn't care for the show as far as I could follow.

One of our friends, I learned, had gotten Covid-19, a case fortunately not needing hospitalization. But they got it, they deduced, in the trip they made out to get their first vaccination shot. And they kept this secret from us, misunderstanding that window when I refrained from going to the store, sending the vaccinated [personal profile] bunnyhugger out alone. I didn't have any serious dread of getting the disease for a necessary risk, which I never seriously supposed the shot itself would be. Still, wow. They're all right but the second vaccination shot really knocked them over.

At the end of the tournament [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I went to play a game purely for the fun of it, our first location pinball that wasn't for a purpose since March 2020. Of course we started on the Beatles, because it's a great theme and fun table and was also the last thing we played before all this. The last time we played I put my name up as Grand Champion and somehow it was still there. This time ... neither of us put our names up as Grand Champion, but we did get accomplishment credits, for really good scores in some of the modes.

For all that, though, we didn't play very much! After some Beatles --- the game kept giving us replays, or we'd earn it by playing well --- we got back to talking seriously with people in person finally, as would really be the more important thing to do. It wasn't until about 11:30 --- 90 minutes before last call --- that we got back to playing something, in this case Tron. Tron is about a decade old, but we haven't had it in the venue before; it and the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the two games that joined the venue since its closure. We did not have awesome games on it. The table plays a bit faster than we expected from the last time we touched a Tron, a couple years ago. We'll learn, I hope.

We didn't have time for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That too can wait. MWS said he hates Turtles, that the rule set is dull and no shots feel that good. Which, he acknowledged, might change. Great thing about modern pinball design is it's easy to distribute and load new rules. Lousy thing about modern pinball design is game makers can produce pinball machines with half-completed and poorly-balanced rule sets and promise they'll make it work later. But sometimes they do. Walking Dead, Ghostbusters, AC/DC, and Batman 66 all got rule updates that turned them into completely different and much better games. Walking Dead even got one that turned an annoying and tedious shot into a valuable one worth mastering, so that the shot became one that felt good to make.

But I'm still disappointed since after he said he hates Turtles, I asked MWS ``You know who else hates Turtles?'' He never asked who, leaving my joke without an excuse to deliver. The answer of course is the evil Shredder. I'm sure I'll get another chance to set up that line. I don't think Kraang would be the funnier answer.

And then ... the DJ. As threatened they had a DJ come in to play and that got started as close to on time as they ever do. Turns out they used to play at Mac's Bar, but since that closed and then is busy morphing into a sports bar, they wanted to go somewhere. I don't know if this will really fit our bar's whole vibe, but will admit, it got more people on the dance floor than I've seen at past DJ-based events. (Outside major shows, like for Halloween or something.)

I can't say that it was loud, per se. Not enough to make me feel like earplugs were needed. And they were playing the music of my people, that is, mostly 80s songs, heavy on the New Wave. But even though it wasn't too loud, it was hard having conversations over it. I feel like I'd rather do without, but I understand the bar catering to a much larger crowd than me and some of my pinball friends.

Near the end of the night --- after midnight --- we all figured we were tired and worn enough to break up the night. MWS reported his first attempt to close out the tab failed, which was a cheerful sign. The bar hadn't lost its particular touch, even with all its changes.

And that, all that, was a night at our hipster bar, and our first tournament. The next event is for a week from Tuesday.


We only had a short while in Cedar Point after the parade. Of course we spent it on roller coasters.

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The first drop on Blue Streak. Seen from the queue for Raptor.


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Looking down at one of the bigger picnic pavilions from the stairs leading up to Raptor.


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And now .. the most beautiful coaster at Cedar Point, Blue Streak, by twilight.


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Blue Streak's lift hill seen in the evening light and haze.


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Blue Streak's station, and the braking area on the return, with the Giant Wheel visible as a coin through the empty spaces there.


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Blue and bold ribbons. The parade had these as confetti streamers and they got everywhere, in part because people were grabbing them as souvenirs too ephemeral even for me to consider.


Trivia: Jose Luis Borges had a cat named Beppo. Source: The Uncyclopedia: Everything You Never Knew You Wanted To Know, Gideon Haigh.

Currently Reading: DC Showcase Presents: Metal Men Volume 1, Robert Kanigher, Ross Andru, Mike Esposito.

On my humor blog it's been another week of nonsense, bookended by old MiSTings. Today I start one of the longest that I'd done. It's not quite The Tale Of Fatty Raccoon in length, but it's getting there.

Hope you like that. Now let's enjoy some pictures from Cedar Point's Sesquicentennial Parade. I don't have more pictures because I was also trying to take movies and that interferes with taking still shots. When we get to Cedar Point again I'll get more snaps.

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And here's the parade getting underway!


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Marchers up from with the Cedar Point 150 Years banners and wearing old-timey costumes of, I dunno, 1910s? That looks plausible.


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The float representing the park's former entrance. The letters lit and flashed in sequences.


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A glimpse of the lifeguard float.


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Better view of the Cedar Point entrance float. I have to suppose at some point there were pine trees on Cedar Point or else all of this would be a great mass of silliness.


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Representation of the G A Boeckling, steamboat ferry used for decades to bring people from Sandusky proper to the Point.


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Sorry, got distracted by noticing the lift hill of GateKeeper here and the fabulous skies and a great bird placement behind it. You understand.


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If you want to know what the parade was really like, imagine the scene that exists around this, and then you are correct.


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Float representing this swing ride that used to be out in Lake Erie. Yes, people are riding in the swings as they spin around.


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Representation of the Hotel Breakers as a float, with trampolines so acrobats can jump up and down the whole thing.


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And racing Cedar Downs floats! Yes, those are live people on top of that!


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One last float, representing the arcade and midway games, including facing us the Fascination parlor.


Trivia: In his Encyclopedia Denis Diderot wrote that the potato ``cannot be regarded as an enjoyable food, but it provides abundant, reasonably healthy food for men who want nothing but sustenance''. However, ``No matter how you prepare it, the root is tasteless and starchy''. Also it caused gas, but ``what is windiness to the strong bodies of peasants and laborers?'' Source: 1493: Uncovering the New World Columbus Created, Charles C Mann.

Currently Reading: DC Showcase Presents: Metal Men Volume 1, Robert Kanigher, Ross Andru, Mike Esposito. So, like, I enjoy the Big Dumb Space Opera plotting of this. Like, every story is about an invasion of 18 kerbillion robot aliens who want a queen or nonsense like that, and has a 38% chance of destroying the galaxy. I can cope with the characters explaining who they are and what their deal is every page (``I'm tin so I'm afraid of flaking!''). If it were a bit smarter I'd think it was a fun little spoof of your Fantastic Four-grade super-science adventure. But geez, this misogyny of how Platinum (``Tina'') gets treated ...