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2025-07-13 12:10 am

I'm Gonna Chow Down My Vegetables

I mentioned it being exceptional (and barely plausible) that a roller coaster might last seven minutes. We did nevertheless get on some rides that went on seven minutes or more; one even lasted at least a half-hour. This was the miniature train ride around the park, which unlike some modest amusement parks we could name (Michigan's Adventure, Cedar Point) makes a whole four stops at points along the park. This didn't give us as many views as we'd have liked of stuff from the wrong side, but it's always a pleasant kind of thing, and the sort of ride we want to get on when we have time.

Also we got on a dark ride, a boat ride this time. We'd tried to go early in the day but I think the ride was temporarily closed. Later on we saw it open again and didn't know what to expect from Het Bos van Plop, other than that the ``Bos'' thing sure sounded woods-y. And the ``Plop'' suggested something core to Plopsaland's identity. Sure enough, at the station, we saw a TV showing clips(?) from a TV show(?) with people dressed as gnomes and doing funny shenanigans that well, you can see pictures, and I'll suppose the show is what you expect from that. The ride was a fine one, a tunnel-of-love style ride in boats on the water through a lot of scenes, showing models and automata for fun effect. One point I know they had a couple figures on a carousel where the mounts were squirrels and bunnies, just in case they needed to appeal to [personal profile] bunnyhugger the more.

As you can tell I've given up writing a chronological progression of the day. No point to it, and we did a lot of walking back and forth across the park, which isn't that large. Bigger than Michigan's Adventure, probably, but better-connected so it's easier to get to different areas and different-themed areas. We would close out the day --- at only about 6 pm; European parks close crazy early --- with some rides on Heidi and then The Ride to Happiness.

I think we could have got some more rides in, but we weren't sure whether the gift shops would close when the park did at 6 pm, and we hoped for some souvenirs. Turns out they left the shops open after the closing hour, but we've been burned before. Sadly they didn't have much in T-shirts, although I was able to find something at least saying The Ride To Happiness. And we got some magnets and little things like that, including park maps.

As we left a most strange thing unfolded: outside the gate park workers gave us two small bags of baby carrots. Not just us, everybody got them. There were empty bags and partially eaten bags along the sidewalk and abandoned at the tram station. Why does the amusement park give out bags of baby carrots to people leaving for the day? I have not the faintest idea.

We used the tram to get back to our hotel and, after a while, went out looking for dinner, as our plan to eat all our meals at the amusement park didn't pan out. I had seen another kebab place that I thought might be easier to get to on our walks and suggested we try that. That place, too, wanted cash only payment so I had to backtrack a fair bit to get two €20 notes. [personal profile] bunnyhugger worried about having the excess foreign currency when we were flying home the morning after next, but I figured we were planning to spend Sunday riding the interurban up and down the Belgian coast, we'd find somewhere to spend it or most of it. (We talked a bit about going back to the amusement park for a second day, but we weren't sure there would be enough more stuff to do to justify the ticket price.)

After eating [personal profile] bunnyhugger napped for a couple hours. When she woke up she confirmed some horrible news, news comparable in badness to Nigloland's being closed.


It's time now for a pleasant discovery, a couple more Michigan's Adventure pictures.

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For some reason I was taking a lot of pictures of operators and their stations as the day went on. Here's the Zach's Zoomer operator.


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And here's ... uh ... the daily inspection card, I guess.


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Couple folks enjoying the ride. You don't think it's this fast coming out the station!


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Ride operator working the buttons of the control panel.


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Little stage set up for the Halloween event. We would actually see it in use this year!


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And here's just some unused landscape at the edge of the park being let go feral. The parking lot is behind the wooden fense there.


Trivia: A February 1797 appearance of three French frigates in the harbor of Fishguard, Wales, a small fishing village, set off a demand for hard currency and account-holders withdrawing enough gold that the Bank of England had to suspend convertibility. Source: Wedding of the Waters: The Erie Canal and the Making of a Great Nation, Peter L Bernstein.

Currently Reading: American Scientist, May - June 2025, Editor Fenella Saunders.

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2025-07-12 12:10 am

Don't Go Too Fast, but I Go Pretty Far

After Heidi and all that we did get back around to K3 Roller Skater, a cute little roller coaster with the theme of ... well, I guess you're in a train of roller skates going through the clutter of a teenager's room. I don't know why ``train of roller skates'' is a model of roller coaster but it is and it's cute if odd. The high point of this particular instance is that it dives through a giant stereo speaker prop. Anything where you get nice and close to props like that does well. It's apparently themed to the Flemish girl band K3 and a tv series K3 Roller Disco so you see how this all makes sense.

Anubis: The Ride is another of their launch coasters, ones that accelerate horizontally rather than using a chain-driven lift hill for energy. It's got a pretty fancy station, one made to look like an English stately home, to fit its theme of 1910s-or-so Anglo Egyptologist who's brought back something he maybe shouldn't. Pleasant ride. What sticks out in my mind is that I made a mistake going into it dumb enough you could be forgiven for thinking it was a bit, although I think [personal profile] bunnyhugger just took me for saying something weirdly wrong in a way not worth challenging.

Outside the building was a ride sign with information about it and I pointed to one of the little squares and said this was a seven-minute ride. Which is extraordinarily long; your average roller coaster ride is two minutes, with the longest ones you'll encounter about three minutes. A seven minute ride would be something with a weird circumstance, like for some reason they have to put all the track two miles over from the station. Or they stop partway through for a show. Well, what happened is I saw the square reading '7+ min' and took it for seven minutes. If I'd paid attention to the text underneath, 'jaar/ans', I'd have correctly understood it as the minimum age requirement. But [personal profile] bunnyhugger didn't correct me, or even acknowledge this, and when I looked at other ride signs I figured out my mistake, and I confess to it here just to be honest about it.

Any attempt to count roller coasters will encounter things you're not sure should count. One that we kept looking at and ultimately rode was SuperSplash, which looked like a water roller coaster, something that starts out on a track and then splashes down to sail the rest of the way. We've ridden some like that, notably at d'Efteling. This one, we decided after seeing other people weren't getting very wet, we'd ride.

It proved to be less of a roller coaster than we imagined. We got on the train on a segment of track that proved to be on an elevator, and that rose up to the top of a tower and rode a hill down, into the water. It's gravity-driven and on a track and all, but it feels a little like a Freefall ride in terms of not quite being roller-coaster-y. The Roller Coaster Database doesn't list it, although Coaster-Count.com does. Who's correct? You have to make your decision and hope nobody demands you give a rigorous defense.


Would you like to see pictures of things at Michigan's Adventure that inspire no disagreement about whether they're roller coasters? Look on, friends.

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The Corkscrew station. We invariably head for the back as the most comfortable ride; the over-the-shoulder restraints will bonk your head and from the back you get warning about which way to lean.


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The station had this penant. What the Battle Royale 2024 was we have no idea but they achieved something for it.


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Giant skeletons being prepped for their Halloween work season.


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Person on the left: 'So which way is Zach's Zoomer?'


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Ordinary picture looking up the Zach's Zoomer queue, but I like how dramatic it is. If I'd got the roofline of the building perfectly vertical I'd call this an art.


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No explanation for why those two seats were unavailable, although almost always the issue is that the restraints aren't opening right. Since Zach's Zoomer has only the one train they can't swap the train out and you wouldn't want to take the ride out of operation if you don't have to.


Trivia: The Lumière brothers' films were first shown to American audiences at the Eden Musée theater in Manhattan, located on 23rd street between Fifth and Sixth avenues. Source: The Encyclopedia of Vaudeville, Anthony Slide. The theater closed in summer 1915.

Currently Reading: American Scientist, May - June 2025, Editor Fenella Saunders.

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2025-07-11 12:10 am

It's Just a Silly Phase I'm Going Through

It's time to review my humor blog for the past week. Which, if you've seen on your Reading page or followed by whatever your RSS reader is, you know saw the end of this intense block of Robert Benchley posting. Why did it end? For one, because our very busy time from the end of May to the start of July has passed. But also? Read on and you'll see the hint I got.


And now please enjoy returning to Michigan's Adventure and the end of a regular season on another impeccably lovely day.

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As always, we rode the carousel, little suspecting that the next time we rode it the ride would go ... backwards?!


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Here's [personal profile] bunnyhugger riding the fiberglass white rabbit.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger pointed out the nice work done on painting the trappings and so I stopped and noticed that, like, yeah, that's a nice picture to put on the zebra's saddle blanket there.


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The cat, again with a bunch of nice decorations. Also a fish in its mouth because classic carvers never thought about how it was showing the mount as having killed another creature.


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Here's the tiger, and the blanket there is quite well done despite being part of the fiberglass body.


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Of course we always like seeing the sea horse. This time I paid attention to the orca on its saddle.


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Now over to Thunderhawk. There was a longer line than usual, giving me time to take a picture of the train coming out of the station and beginning the ascent of the lift hill.


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View from the station back to Wolverine Wildcat, which you'd think you could just cut across to walk to and can't. There must be something unstable about the soil that direction.


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Photograph of some of the controls of Thunderhawk, revealing that the roller coaster is a big 10CC fan! I'm surprised the station isn't playing ``I'm Not In Love''.


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Arty picture of local trees and spiderweb against the blurry background of Wolverine Wildcat. You can see the train going by in the upper right corner.


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The swan boats are an attraction on this side of the park, past the entrance to the water park, and I liked how the light came here.


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I have to assume this promises some Snoopy meet-and-greet but we never saw it.


Trivia: Otis Elevator demonstrated the world's first working escalator at the 1900 Universal Exposition in Paris. Norton Otis, representing the company, was awarded the Legion d'Honneur. Source: Otis: Giving Rise to the Modern City, Jason Goodwin.

Currently Reading: American Scientist, May - June 2025, Editor Fenella Saunders.

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2025-07-10 12:10 am

We Could've Grown if I Held You Close

I mentioned not riding the log flume despite its dinosaurs. There were some other things we didn't ride or didn't get to do. The roller coaster miss was Draconis, formerly named Draak. Unfortunately, hanging across the ride's entrance sign was a plaque with this note:

Deze attractie is even in onderhound maar zal snel weer blinken als goud.

The message is repeated in French so as to not sound so much like someone making fun of Dutch. But you get the gist: the ride is closed for maintenance but will soon be back, shining good as gold. (We only got that precisely translated with machine help.)

The change of name from something meaning ``dragon'' to something else meaning ``dragon'' may seem unmotivated. Its motivation: this year they re-themed the ride to the series Nachtwacht. There were statues of what we surmised (correctly) to be the main characters: a vampire, a werewolf, and a girl. (She's an elf.) According to Wikipedia and the Internet Movie Database they're a trio of supernatural teens who protect the city from monsters of the week. I believe the dragon appears in one episode. I don't know if the extended downtime of the ride is part of the retheming or if the ride is just having issues.

Also missed: Nachtwacht-Flyer, an elevated swings ride. There was no chance [personal profile] bunnyhugger would ride it, but I was up for it. Unfortunately, by the time we felt ourselves free to mess around with optional attractions like that, the ride was closed for weather. High winds, you know, which only reinforced my nicknaming of it as a WindSeeker. We thought to get back to it later, but never found the time.

And the big thing we missed? Shows. We had seen some characters doing happy dances at the park entrance when the day started. But they had events along the way. The most important of those --- a parade --- we caught. But there was some kind of show at the stage up front, a couple of times during the day, and we managed to miss it every time. While stumbling from one attraction to another we saw a bit of it from afar, across the field of water sprays from the concrete, and maybe it might have given us some idea what the intellectual properties we were watching were about. Maybe not. We don't know. We'll only ever know any of these characters and shows from YouTube or people making comments here.

There were other things we didn't get to at the park --- it has way more attractions than we could have got to in one day --- but those were the ones we were most interested in.


Putting aside now Plopsaland De Panne, let's enjoy pictures of Michigan's Adventure from last Labor Day.

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The Dock, est 2024, is what they ended up doing with that weird wooden structure they were building at the end of 2023. It's more of a boardwalk than a dock, leading from where the bumper boats used to be to the beer garden. It's no kind of shortcut to anything and it doesn't support any water features we know so it seems like that thing where you have a little spare money in Roller Coaster Tycoon but no idea of anything to do with it.


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But here's what The Dock looks like, with a tiny bit of cute bunting where it changes direction.


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It's a nice spot to pause and look at the water, at least.


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There's this spot where the boardwalk Dock changes direction and that has some space but it's hard to imagine setting up an event here, at least not anything supposed to keep a crowd.


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Oh hey, this is nice, they're trying to help prop up a tree using the corpses of other trees!


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And here's Corkscrew, the ride that started the deer-petting-zoo's transformation into a modest but respectable amusement park. Note the train is mid-cork.


Trivia: In February 1946 mob boss Charles ``Lucky'' Luciano was released from state prison, given a reprieve in exchange for his support of the war effort (from inside jail) through his Italian contacts and ensuring of no New York City dockworker strikes, on condition that he remain in Italy the rest of his life. He arrived in Cuba the 29th of October, 1946, to reside in Havana. Source: Cuba: An American History, Ada Ferrer. (Cuba would expel him in 1947, under United States government pressure.)

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

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2025-07-09 12:10 am

Because Up Here, You're at Home

After taking The Ride To Happiness we were feeling pretty happy indeed, and looked for more of the park's attractions. It's a fun park, with a bunch of whimsy to its decorations even if it is sort of the West Europe Nickelodeon Studios chain of parks. Like, anyone can have a flat-ride boat, with boats that go in a circle in a little water trough, but make the boats into ducks? That's different and fun to see.

We went next to Heidi The Ride, the wooden coaster that I had penciled in to be my 300th unique coaster before the Nigloland disappointment. Looking at the track suggested to us who made the ride, and going on it --- with its heavily banked turns and hills --- confirmed. It's a 2017 Great Coasters International ride; their personality is just that strong. It's fun, albeit short, but should do a lot to teach kids how fun wooden roller coasters are.

Really though the theming of the ride is the attraction. Not the signs and the monitors showing what I guess are clips of the specific Heidi adaptation they're promoting. That looks like an adequate, low-budget computer animated thing. It's the decor of the station that looks so good, done in a style that evokes the Alps Or Wherever setting that I assume the Heidi story or stories take place in, with furniture that looks hand-made and wooden sleighs and cedar chests and iron implements. The train is even done up to look like a wooden sleigh. It's all very charming.

And nearby was Plopsaland's other carousel. It's not an antique (I assume it dates to about the same time as the roller coaster) and it's not wood, but it works hard to look like wood. Specifically the animals and seats on it --- including sleds rather than chariots --- are made to look like wood sculptures, rustic and imperfect, though if you look at multiple models of the same animal you notice they have identical flaws. But it has the look of the kind of merry-go-round someone might make by hand in the Alps Or Wherever. It commits hard enough to this that it doesn't even have a center pole and axles from which the animals dangle. They're mounted on the rotating disc of the ride, and fixed in place, without any kind of rocking or jumping mechanism, just like the oldest of carousels. The only downside is it isn't run like the oldest of carousels, with the ride rocketing up to maybe two rotations per minute. In the old days you could get five or six.

Also a strange feature? Dinosaurs. Lining what looked like the path of a log flume were bunches of dinosaurs, pterodactyls and stegosauruses and triceratopses and all that. Why? We don't know. We considered riding the log flume to see but it takes a lot to get us to ride a log flume, usually an intensely hot sunny day with nevertheless short lines for the ride. It wasn't intensely hot so we kept bumping the log flume down to ``maybe later'' and we ran out of time to consider it.


But enough of that exotic park we'll probably only ever see the once; how about photos of Michigan's Adventure, which we might easily see twice this season?

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Park flags outside the Shivering Timbers ride.


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There's not much of a line for Shivering Timbers; here we're already at the station and you can see the blue train circling the helix at the end of the ride.


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The purple tent here is set up for the Halloween Tricks-and-Treats event.


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Wolverine Wildcat's queue and in the distance, lift hill, and one of the monitors that's not working.


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They've been replacing the wood on Shivering Timbers, including some retracking, and it has done wonders at making the ride smoother and faster. For some reason they've got it replaced here on the lift hill, where the ride doesn't need to be fast or smooth.


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Here's a close-up showing the Gravity Group logo for the new wooden track.


Trivia: A dill cucumber pickle is about 93 percent water. A fresh (such as bread-and-butter) pickle, 79 percent. A sour pickle is about 95 percent water. Source: The New York Public Library Desk Reference, Editorial Directors Paul Fargis, Sheree Bykofsky.

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

PS: What’s Going On In Judge Parker? Why is April Parker in Norway? April – July 2025 in my latest comic strip plot recap adventure!

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2025-07-08 12:10 am

To Pass in to Glass Reality

Finally let's resume talking Plopsaland De Panne.

The Ride to Happiness is the roller coaster that has a reputation, to the point it might be something an American roller coaster enthusiast might have heard of. That reputation is of an unbelievably intense ride, something unlike what you might have experienced otherwise. The station, and the ride, has this steampunk vibe, all gears and clockwork mechanisms and, like, a forge's furnace in part of the queue building. You also might get some of the vibe of the place by the sign put out front, delivered in three languages --- English as the first and largest text, the only place in the park where that happens, and French and Dutch translations beneath that:

Dear people of Tomorrow, welcome to The Ride To Happiness.

After many wonderful years of writing history, Tomorrowland has been searching to expand its horizons. This spectacular ride has found its course, created to stimulate all senses in a way that hasn't been done before --- as a true symbol of uniting the People of Tomorrow community around the world.

The 4 elements of nature work together to power this extraordinary machine. Kicking off with the first element Air --- known to blow harshly at the Belgian coast --- of which the force is collected for the next element Fire. The scorching fires are then controlled in the oven to be used in the next element Earth. The incredible temperatures can shape Earth's surface any way it desires, ensuring its path to flow perfectly for the last element Water. Finally, the 4 elements unite to fully power The Ride To Happiness.

Prepare for an unforgettable journey of a lifetime.

Tomorrowland, by the way --- designers or something of the ride --- is a big electronic dance music festival in Belgium, scheduled for a couple weekends later this month in Boom, Belgium. So despite all that text, and the huge monitor of a cybernetic woman introducing you to the ride when you get to the station, it's not some prog rock thing. Actually the music is more ... I'm not sure how to describe it. Softer, though, and enveloping and seeming out of line with a thrill ride. But the cybernetic woman congratulates you on being guided through the energy maze to this place and that you will have nature embrace your inner being so live today, love tomorrow, unite forever. The ride is full up to the brim with vibes, is what I'm saying.

And what is the ride itself? ... Well, the roller coaster is a short one --- all the Plopsaland roller coasters are --- but it's a pretty intense, curving, topsy sort of ride. And what elevates it further is that the cars all spin, and are released to spin almost right away. The experience is much like if you put spinning wild mouse cars on an Arrow megalooper of the 1980s. In fact, the ride is pretty close in length and speed and inversion count to Kings Island's Vortex, though it's not so tall as that one had been. I'd call this more intense than Vortex, although just how intense varies, depending on your luck in the spinning. We got several rides on this over the day, and avoided doing a real session on it because it would be just too much for that. Also you start the ride with a low-speed inversion, the track doing a heartline roll before you get to the launch. These are always unsettling.

It is a really good ride. And the theme and presentation is so very different from any American roller coasters. It's amazing.


And now, getting into the photo reel, since we're done with the Fairy Ball what comes next? ... Go on, guess.

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Establishing shot. Exterior, my car, outside the Mad Mouse ride. Labor Day. So, looking like maybe not too heavy a day at the park? We'll see.


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Here's the park's tree, and Ferris wheel, against the cloudiest sky we ever thought we'd see at Michigan's Adventure.


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Maker's plate for the Scrambler, a ride we don't get to nearly enough considering it's pretty hard to have a bad ride on one.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger here was snagging a picture of the charming cartoony figure of the safety warning figures, cartoon stick figures who are smiling when they're letting the restraint bar keep them safe during the ride and unhappy when they unlatch it and stand up. Note the Big Eli logo on back of the cars.


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There's Thunder Bolt, the Himalaya ride, which for 2024 lost its roof. Now it's protected from the elements only by the elements themselves.


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Trees outside the Scrambler and Thunder Bolt already starting to change colors for fall.


Trivia: The British Naval Intelligence Office cracked German naval ciphers at the start of World War I, thanks in great part to the accidental capture of three German cipher books, one from a merchant ship in Australia, one from the light cruiser Magdeburg wrecked on the Russian coast, and the third from a torpedo boat salvaged from the English Channel. Source: To Rule The Waves: How the British Navy Shaped the Modern World, Arthur Herman.

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2025-07-07 12:10 am
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Shut Up and Dance With Me

I can now reveal what it is that's had me so busy that I couldn't keep up with the Plopsaland De Panne trip report or the rest of our European vacation, never mind turning my whole blog over to the late Robert Benchley, who'd be hard-pressed to get much later still.

For our anniversary [personal profile] bunnyhugger set off on a road trip, a big amusement park trip that took us to ... let me count this ... eight parks (not all amusement parks) in eight days, with a lot of driving involved. We got in at after 1 am last night, to the lingering smoke fumes of the fireworks attack on the Eastside, and I slept in until, uh, what time is it right this minute? Not quite that but pretty close to it.

Along the way we celebrated our anniversary, had some disappointments, met a relative, learned something mildly surprising about other relatives, and did the both of us reach notable numbers in our roller-coaster-riding histories? You'll see just as soon as I get out of Belgium, an event I hope to be done this week. But that's what we've been up to and is why I didn't have time to keep writing the past week.


I bring you now the final pictures from the Fairy Ball. You get to guess what's coming up next on the photo roll.

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Boxes of the LED-stick glowing stuff they had set up.


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The glowing box looks even better with blurry half-visible figures behind. Not snark; I like how it adds life to the scene.


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Near the end of the night. Finally coaxed [personal profile] bunnyhugger into sitting on the moon throne!


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She looks like a natural here.


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Looking back out over the BMX grounds and the mushrooms and all.


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And hey, transformation hoops just left tossed casually around! Those are dangerous!


Trivia: The Detroit Free Press of 7 August 1860 published an extremely detailed box score of the first defeat suffered by the Detroit Base Ball Club. It had a table listing outs and runs for each batter; another table breaking down the outs per batter into five categories; a third table listing the number and type of outs recorded by each fielder; and a fourth table with each inning's total of pitches throw by the pitcher, foul balls hit, and passed balls, and additional notes were included for details that did not fit on the table, including the one batter who struck out. The only statistic of apparent note not kept was the number of base hits. Source: A Game of Inches: The Story Behind The Innovations That Shaped Baseball, Peter Morris.

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

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2025-07-06 12:10 am
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I Could Be Handy Mending a Fuse When Your Lights Have Gone

I must once more beg off writing up the European Vacation in order to tend other matters of great importance. Please enjoy more pictures from the Fairy Ball, though.

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We poked back around the woodland trail in full darkness.


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Here's the sort of path we were following by night.


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And here we emerged onto the Court of the Fae, illuminated only by the overhead lights.


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The Moon Grove looks even more remote in portrait mode.


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They had something or other going nearly all the time, with the drawback being you couldn't avoid missing a lot of stuff.


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Fairy lights in the darkness doing a very good job of being the trail.


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Moon Grove as the wedding dancing was going on and, you can see, they were bringing out the light sabers!


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Meanwhile here's a woman demonstrating fire dancing moves.


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That's an exciting event!


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Swinging the flames around some.


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Yes, there's fire-swallowing.


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And some dancing with the fire.


Trivia: Two of the final projects of Terry Toons were Saturday morning cartoon pilots: The Ruby Eye of the Monkey God, a jungle-adventure cartoon, and Sally Sargent, about a 16-year-old secret agent girl. Source: Terry Toons: The Story of Paul Terry and his Classic Cartoon Factory, W Gerald Hamonic.

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

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2025-07-05 12:10 am
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Will You Still Be Sending Me a Valentine

My days continue to be too busy with matters not yet fit to be shared, so please enjoy Fairy Ball pictures while I hope this situation soon changes.

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They started taking volunteers for a Lion Dance and [personal profile] bunnyhugger joined the first and, it turned out, only group to perform.


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Folks gathered around, getting their parts and getting instructions on what to do.


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As an old marching band hand [personal profile] bunnyhugger was well-equipped to march correctly, unlike other people.


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Here, someone makes off with a set of speakers while everyone else watches the dragon.


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Frame from the middle of my movie of the dragon dancing.


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And here we're near the end, the dragon's final bow.


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Another sword-fighting demonstration, this time by night so everything looks blurry.


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Alternatively, everyone looks really, really fast!


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The end of the demonstration. Seconds gather up the participants.


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And into the night and the wedding reception.


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One of the communal art projects was painting these fairy mushroom scenes on the right.


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Here's one of the completed boards.


Trivia: In the last year of Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz's life (1873) he ran a summer school for natural history, at the seashore on Penikese Island, off the southern shore of Massachusetts. Around 50 to 60 people attended. Source: Yankee Science in the Making, Dirk J Struik. (The island would in the 20th century house a leper hospital and, later, a residential school for troubled boys and is now a bird sanctuary.)

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

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2025-07-04 12:10 am
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Turn Me on With Your Electric Feel

My humor blog has been another week of Robert Benchley and some very slight other stuff. Also a joke based on a thing [personal profile] bunnyhugger has been facing. Want to read all about it? Here we go.


And now let me share a normal amount of pictures from the Fairy Ball last year.

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Swordfighting at the Moon Grove! I don't know if this was merely a demonstration or if it was actually for some prize.


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Much like a small convention they set up things like palm-reading booths and some vendor stations.


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Some of the many signs made and not yet put up even as the event was under way.


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This was a small circle very useful for navigating. The bike stand is on the right, with the Moon Grove below.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger examines the entry arch. Note the Christmas lights --- the fairy lights --- to line the path inside.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger composing an ode to the entryway.


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Drum circle that was going on as we went to walk the path through the woods.


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There's the drummers on the right; I can't tell what's going on in the background. Hidden behind the trees was a crepes truck, though.


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And here's the walkway. Those probably aren't actual ghosts draped up in the woods.


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This seems like an unproductive bridge until you remember it's probably a lot of fun to ride a bike over.


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Following the fairy lights through the woods here.


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And we came out the path near the Moon Grove where, it happens, the wedding ceremony was going on, with the exit right behind, like, everybody. So, we stayed back rather than intrude, and maybe appeared as blurry visions in the background of other people's pictures.


Trivia: Greenland ice core studies indicate that between atmospheric lead levels rose from 0.5 parts per trillion to 2 parts per trillion in the first century AD, reflecting Rome conquering Britain and mining the island's lead. Source: Molecules at an Exhibition: The Science of Everyday Life, John Emsley.

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

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2025-07-03 12:10 am
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Shock Me Like an Electric Eel

I regret that certain matters not yet ready to be revealed have kept me from completing the next entry in the Plopsaland portion of our European Vacation report. I hope to get the needed time soon but, meanwhile, please enjoy a double dose of pictures from that Fairy Ball.

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Greetings to the fairy court. They were having an actual wedding, as the original plan to have a play wedding grew beyond the original whimsical bounds.


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And here the host explains the rules of things and I think also what the mysterious Court of the Fae mounds were. They were obstacles put up for a BMX racing track that these grounds had been.


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And that's what the opening looked like, fairy court and honor guards and all.


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They had a small horse, too! With everything moving faster than my camera wanted to photograph. Well, a unicorn.


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Slightly better picture of the unicorn, who only hung around a couple hours before going back wherever young unicorns go.


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Back at the Moon Grove, a kid does tae kwan do demonstrations.


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Some more of her moves.


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We went back to the car for something or other and this let me get some pictures of the signs and the ad hoc nature of parking; we were lucky to get there early enough there were normal-ish parking spots available.


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Note the Enchanted Fae Wedding signs look different each time you look at them!


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The proper entrance to the woods. I can't explain the free-standing sink beside it.


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This stand, on a hill bove the Moon Grove, was the stand used to launch BMX bikes into the course.


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You can almost picture riding a bicycle extremely into the Moon Grove, can't you?


Trivia: In 1923 the United States Navy announced plans to fly the airship Shenandoah to the North Pole. It was cancelled by President Calvin Coolidge, who judged the plan too dangerous. Source: When Giants Ruled The Sky: The Brief Reign and the Tragic Demise of the American Rigid Airship, John J Geoghegan.

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

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2025-07-02 12:10 am

Ah, Honey Honey

Getting back now to Plopsaland De Panne. Though we were about an hour into the park's day when we finally entered they still had an opening celebration dance thing going with costumed characters --- a mime, a couple humans in marching-band-style outfits, a chef, bees --- dancing, some on elevated podiums, some just out in the open square. Some posing for pictures. They also gave us a park map that we didn't use as much as might have been maximally efficient, but we're trying to not hyper-optimize our parkgoing. Makes for better trips. Also the maps they gave out were nice things, decent quality paper with a thicker stock for the cover. If that weren't good enough we also found they had them in the gift shop at the end of the day so we were able to bring home both the map we actually used and a pristine map as souvenir.

In wandering around looking for roller coasters we found scenes to baffle us, a statue of a T-shirt-clad clown holding out his hand. Or a blue rabbit in cargo jeans folding his arms but looking way too friendly to be pulling an attitude. We assume this means something to the locals.

One of the first things we found past this was a plaque about Meli Park, the place which Plopsaland kind of overwrote. The historical plaque was in Dutch and French, neither of which either of us reads with any confidence but we could make out some pieces that seemed to make sense. In this area they had a couple pieces from the Meli Park existence, most notably a sleeping giant statue, but also a couple smaller figures of a queen bee, some statues of characters fishing or stuff like that, souvenirs of the former park, things like that. Having seen this bit of the past preserved we wanted more, of course, and we would take the rest of the day looking to see if we could find hints of the old park under the current one.

Also an early discovery: a coffee vending machine. Turns out the reason we never see coffee vending machines at any other amusement park is that Plopsaland has them all, spaced as much as one minute's walk from the next one over. Yes, it does tea and cocoa too. I can't swear that soup is not offered. Having finally found an amusement park that had the abundance of coffee she's always wanted, [personal profile] bunnyhugger went on to not actually get any, pretty much because it was never the right moment for it.

We were a little annoyed at the start of the day because rain came in, and while the forecast was correct that it wouldn't last, we also didn't have any kind of rain gear and the park didn't seem to have a lot to do that was under cover. We huddled near some midway games until the rain let up enough we could make it to their grand carousel. This is a double-decker, the sort of carousel we know from Freehold Raceway Mall and Morey's Piers and that La Feria Chapultepec had, all nice enough but your basic thing. Surrounding the carousel was art and sculptures of characters from, again, we don't know. One of them seems to be a chef named Albert. One that we saw a bunch was a tall skinny guy with a dog that had kind of a Dagwood Bumstead-and-Daisy thing going. Don't know.

But this brought us to the first roller coaster we found, the aptly named ``#LikeMe Coaster''. If I understand right it's a teens-and-schoolteachers show that also features some kind of karaoke-TV-show component. The queue is through a high school-themed set, labelled 'SAS School Aan De Stroom', and it has got pretty good-looking School Hallways and lockers and even doors that, thanks to wide-screen TVs set up inside, have stuff going on through the 'windows'. The #LikeMe Coaster itself is a small thing, one of those kiddie coasters that never gets too far off the ground and that confounded expectations by never bashing our knees worth mentioning.

We figured to get next to Roller Skater, the closest roller coaster to this one. But the line was weirdly long, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger nominated that we pass it up in favor of the park's most renowned roller coaster. So we did. We went looking for The Ride To Happiness, By Tomorrowland.


While you wait to learn what the heck that's all about please enjoy more of the fairy ball.

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Signs at a crossroads. The Apothecary was the first-aid station and probably where you'd get any administrative-type care needed.


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Here I am following [personal profile] bunnyhugger; I'd hoped to get a nice tracking shot of her in the woods and it doesn't quite work.


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The Court of the Fae! And a bunch of mysterious mounds whose purpose we failed to guess on our own.


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Giant chess set laid out as a trap for mortals. Behind it, and above, is the throne that the fairy court would sit at.


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They made several convincing-enough giant mushrooms out of beanbag chairs and wooden spool tables.


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Here's the Court entering, ready for opening ceremonies.


Trivia: In May 1931 Proctor & Gamble's Neil McElroy broke the in-house prohibition on memos exceeding one page to write a three-page suggestion that the company appoint a specific team to manage each particular brand, what are now regarded as brand managers. Source: The Company: A Short History of a Revolutionary Idea, John Micklethwait and Adrian Wooldridge.

Currently Reading: Empire of the Sum: The Rise and Reign of the Pocket Calculator, Keith Houston.

PS: What’s Going On In Gil Thorp? What’s the problem with Clambake? April – June 2025 as I went back and did research and learned I completely misunderstood a character's behavior and then was left with new questions about well why did that happen that way, then?

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2025-07-01 12:10 am

The Time Is Now to Rocket

[personal profile] bunnyhugger pointed out I overlooked a leg of our travels and a pretty big one. We did not go from Rennes to Paris to a commuter line to the Belgian coast. We went tp Paris, yes, and from there caught the Eurostar to Brussels. Here's why that's worth some mention.

When ten years ago we went to Rennes, and Paris, we followed this by taking the Eurostar through the Chunnel to London. The noteworthy thing there is getting from the Metro to the Eurostar was a literal nightmare, following a string of signs that all ended at blocked gates, and an elevator that promised to bring us closer to the Eurostar terminal but actually lead to a small patio with nothing passenger-accessible, and we only got through this problem --- somehow --- thanks to the lucky assistance of a Canadian who somehow knew something but she wasn't sure what. And now we needed to do that again. We would have something like an hour to make the transition if that were possible at all.

And this time it was absolutely no trouble whatsoever. We knew what platform we were supposed to go to, and saw signs for various platform numbers and followed those. We never passed any gates of any kind, never got to places where signs pointed us to blank walls, and if we saw Canadians we didn't recognize them as such. Either they completely reconfigured the metro station and the railroad station in the last decade or somehow we had gotten lost last time and ended up in a nightmare for no good reason. There were places we felt signs could have been improved along our journey, especially that nightmare with the storage locker, but this was exactly the easy connection we hoped. (This is also where we were approached by that guy hoping to find out where to get his platform information).

It was at the Brussels train station that we caught the commuter train. The Paris train stations we were at were all very light, spacious things, evocative of ... I guess by original intention the Crystal Palace of the Great Exhibition of 1851, although it's become more of a shopping mall vibe. Brussels, though, that feels like a New York City train station. More like Penn Station than Grand Central. Very busy, relatively cramped, and at least where we were not a whole lot of sunlight filtering in. Not that there wasn't, just, compared to the Paris stations we felt more underground.

We were thirsty, mostly, by this point and ended up buying a couple Coke Zeroes from a vending machine in a process that seemed more complicated and ambiguous than really seems like should have been for a vending machine. But we had the soda at least, so, I guess that's all okay. And we got where we wanted just fine, as you learned the other day. Just filling in a mistake I'd made here. Now over to pictures from some confusingly other event!


So you naturally wonder what the next thing on my photo reel is: county fair? Pinball tournament? Amusement park trip? Nope, it's the Fairy Ball that we went to with FAE, friend from pinball. It was an afternoon-to-evening event in a great and interesting setting.

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The dance stage, part of the Moon Grove, at the western end of the Fairy Ball setting; the wedding reception would end up focusing here and it would be a performance area the whole night.


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Here's the registration line, going back into the woods trail.


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There were many people in costume; here [personal profile] bunnyhugger takes I believe a film photograph of one.


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And another picture early on in the brightest light we'd enjoy.


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Here's the jackalope outfit that [personal profile] bunnyhugger put together.


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We, being signed in, went on to explore the grounds while check-in continued.


Trivia: One of the Sanskrit words for 'Saturday' was 'Sanivara', honoring Saturn and meaning 'slow moving'. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Sundays Supplement Volume 16: 1954, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

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2025-06-30 12:10 am

We're Counting Down, the Engine's On

Happy anniversary, dear [personal profile] bunnyhugger.


Plopsaland De Panne opened originally something close to a century ago, as a park named Miel. Or it opened around 1951 with that name. Our best understanding based on looking at the signs is that it was a Knotts Berry Farm-like situation where they had a working farm, or bee gleanery anyway, that started putting in amusements until the amusements took over. And then in 2000 Plopsa took over. They're a media company, making a bunch of children's entertainment, so that the park became something like a Nickelodeon Studios park except we know even less about the intellectual property the rides deploy. Well, we know about Heidi, the basis for Heidi: The Ride, which had Nigloland not been closed was the roller coaster I hoped to be my 300th.

Anyway our Saturday opened, after filling up with a lot of continental breakfast, trying to figure out how to get the tram back to the park. We could certainly have walked to the park --- we'd done it yesterday --- but we figured it would be quicker and save energy to let the interurban do the hard work. The catch is there wasn't a ticket vending machine at the tram stop by the hotel, something that seemed to catch the desk clerk by surprise. He suggested an alternate stop that did have tickets, and that we'd been by the previous night looking for the Automat. We bought, I think it was, ten rides, figuring we'd use some that day and then some riding up and down the coast Sunday.

Then we waited for a tram that didn't come. It slowly dawned on us, after a tram going the other way crossed over the tracks and went past without stopping, that this station was out of service, something we could only have guessed if we thought about the implications of the track under construction just beside the station and why there were signs posted all over the next-train time monitors. Or if we had read those signs, which we finally did.

So! Back to the hotel and then a right angle to walk to the hotel's tram stop, meaning that overall we maybe didn't actually save time or energy over just walking to the park in the first place. Also maybe we should have walked along the tram line instead of going to the hotel and back as a way point but I haven't looked up what the track is like so who can say.

The park charmed us with the statues outside of various characters in I imagine character-appropriate poses, and the huge banner celebrating the 25th anniversary of the park's becoming Plopsaland, and we could see the tunnel on Heidi The Ride from out there. As we went to buy tickets from the automated booth a woman came up and, we believe, was offering to sell us spare tickets she had for €20. Which is a pretty good saving from the gate price of €50, if the tickets were legitimate, which we had no reason to think they were, so we feigned not knowing what she was talking about and she went on to someone else. It did remind us both, though, of the time we went to Chessington World of Adventure (London) and someone gave us a couple of tickets surplus from some newspaper promotion. But those were given to us free so there was no way we could have been cheated there; this, we just weren't sure about.

Between starting late and the trouble with the tram we were getting into the park about an hour after its opening, but we didn't think we would need to do an open-to-close day, most likely. And, all going well, you'll learn how that forecast came out over the coming days. (Just fine, pretty much.)


You know what I have to share with you now? If you said pictures of 2024's Calhoun County Fair you would be right, but also, this is the last day you would be right to say that! Unless for some reason I go back and re-share a bunch of pictures or maybe ones I omitted this time around, which I swear to you I did do. But the plan is this is the last batch of them, and they should share the surprise twist of how our night there ended.

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Hope the riders have their seat belts on though this.


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And here's the Ferris wheel at some speed.


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See, we like this ride when it's doing warp five.


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And then came rain! A sudden cloudburst came out and down very heavy.


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It shut the fair down about a half-hour before it otherwise would have.


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And it created ponds and rivers all over the park as we tried to find our way back to the car.


Trivia: Including the price of development, each of the approximately 56 miles driven by rovers on the lunar surface during Apollo 15, 16, and 17 cost something like US$680,000 (in early 70s money). Source: Across the Airless Wilds: The Lunar Rover and the Triumph of the Final Moon Landings, Earl Swift.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Sundays Supplement Volume 16: 1954, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

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2025-06-29 12:10 am
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Don't Hide Away Like the Ocean

Our hotel was in Rennes, basically, northwestern France. Our next spot was De Panne, a Belgian shore town, not quite due north of it. As you might imagine, the best way for us to get from Rennes to De Panne was going through Paris. The trains run that way, or at least the trains run more frequently that way. So this was another travel day but, we had reason to hope, our last travel day until the flight home Monday.

The train to Paris was fast and routine as we were accustomed to, even despite the incident going out to Rennes the other day. And then it was yet another trip on the Metro to get from Gare du Nord to Gare de ... I forget which. Not l'Est this time. But we also had to get more money put on our Metro cards because we had thought to get only single trips the last time around. Anyway, a lot of going up and down stairs and walking along long hallways, some of them starting to get nice and familiar.

The trick with the train to Belgium is that it's more a commuter line than a passenger rail like we'd been taking to this point. As in, you buy a ticket, but it's just for any train that day and you aren't guaranteed a seat or anything. Just, good luck. Turns out we had perfectly fine luck, getting on the train without issue and finding a seat with enough free space even for my new suitcase.

When we got to De Panne --- the end of the line, so it was easy not to miss --- [personal profile] bunnyhugger knew our hotel was just off the train line. We just had to start walking on this particular numbered street and eventually make a right turn. And from the train station we could see Plopsaland De Panne, what would turn out to be the only amusement park we'd get to visit this trip. The place where, had things gone right with Nigloland, would have seen my 300th roller coaster.

So, the hotel. It turned out not to be just next to the train station. It was, however, just a block or two off the tram station, the tram in this case being a 130-year-old interurban that we'd had vague plans of riding the whole length of Sunday, after we'd been to the park. The bright side is that walking rather than taking the tram let us get a feel for De Panne, and also for [personal profile] bunnyhugger to take her daily walk without particular fuss.

The hotel was a lovely one, with a nice modern style, by which I mean we couldn't figure how to get the elevator to work. There was just a flat metal panel with a 0 on it and we knew the lobby floor in hotels were storey 0. Turns out we needed to not touch the center of the 0 --- our best guess --- but rather touch the 0 ring, like, going across the whole loop. So we guessed, at least, after seeing the desk clerk have no trouble, and learning that every floor had a flat metal plate with a '0' on it for summoning the elevator.

Our last question for the day was where to get dinner. [personal profile] bunnyhugger found on google maps an Automat and absolutely, yes, we wanted that. We'd loved the handful of experiences with Automat-style food service when we were in the Netherlands in 2012. And it was only a couple blocks away, and on the shore, so everything we could hope for. Except that, first, we had a terrible time finding the place. And then when we did find it we found that Automat didn't just mean 'wall of coin-operated doors with ready-to-eat foot items inside'. It also meant 'vending machines'. And in this case, nothing with, like, a sandwich or other full meal inside, although we could get some cold cuts? I guess that'd be something. At least one of the vending machines was out of order; possibly that would have had viable meals.

So we needed some secondary plan, and we found that by walking around until we found a kebab place open. We ordered some falafel meals --- me, a pita, [personal profile] bunnyhugger a box --- and waited what felt like forever to get served. (Also they were cash only, so took us down to almost no folding European money through this.) I think a combination of a bunch of people going to the place that was open with one of the workers being on break caused the slowdown; when other guy got back into action everyone got served fast enough.

We took it all back to our hotel room, the largest we'd had yet and in many ways (having a mini-fridge, for instance) the nicest yet. Saturday was looking to be a great day.


What's not a roundabout way to get somewhere? ... Uh. Wait, this is a bunch of pictures of Calhoun County Fair carnival rides, most of which are about going in a circle. Sorry. Enjoy.

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The carnival doesn't have a Scrambler they bring, but they do have a very similar ride and that's on display here in motion, catching the LED flickers so make the movement look more complicated.


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That's what it looks like from the ground; it's almost supernatural in its shape.


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And another picture with the shutter held open a little longer. I'm amazed you can make out one of the cars this clearly.


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Here's a shot of the merry-go-round in action, only looking like it's going 300 rpm.


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And the drop tower, looking like it's driven the passengers twenty feet under ground.


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From this perspective the swings and the Ferris wheel look like they're going quite speedily.


Trivia: The Greenwich Observatory's chronometer was in 1850 observed to have a daily gain or loss of 0.149 seconds, based on the average gain or loss per month. Source: A History of Mechanical Invention, Abbott Payson Usher.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Sundays Supplement Volume 16: 1954, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

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2025-06-28 12:10 am

Don't Know Where, Don't Know When

Thursday was the second and last day of the conference, and the course of events was pretty much what I described already. The most noteworthy thing besides the meals being set up better was a neat address about how the animal rights movement had changed in the past fifty years, conveniently broken into two phases, roughly 1975-2000 and 2000-present. The first half was dominated by the idea being introduced to public debate and, it seemed to me noteworthily, a focus on the importance of stopping animal suffering. The second half has seen a shift in focus to topics like how animals can experience joy and we should value that. [personal profile] bunnyhugger's presentation got a mention here, although just as an example of the sort of work done on this line of thinking.)

The finale of the conference was supposed to come a little past 4 pm, and we hurried thinking we might be late, only to sit through the last ten minutes or so of a presentation --- in French --- that was itself running long. At least we had good seats for when the closing remarks, including a good bit of hope that Peter Singer would be able to visit Rennes 2 for the 60 Years On conference, came on. (He must have heard that from everybody.) And then there was a little more hanging around, some desserts, the conference staff collecting all the name badges for some reason. Peter Singer walking around with his orange backpack like he was just another student taking a gap year. We didn't stick around to the very end of the gathering, but we were probably on the latter side of things.

Annoyingly we had more time Thursday night but less to do, since Le Grand Huit was doing exclusively some private event. We also were not quite hungry exactly but also not quite not. [personal profile] bunnyhugger found we were close to a franchise of a Belgian fast-food place named Quick and I thought I might get cheese fries or something like that, maybe a pop.

We were indeed close to it, although I managed to make the walk a needlessly longer one by going way too far north to start and getting us closer to Minimarche than we needed to be. Attempting to compensate by going over a block or two and then back down a road that wasn't precisely parallel succeeded, though, as well as letting us see a couple of nice bookstores and gaming shops and all that were closed but looked like fun places to hang out.

The policy of having giant touch-screen ordering menus has reached Rennes, France, and in this case it was actually not that bad since it meant we could look over the menu at ease, and use the [EN] button to read it and order in English. The only mistake made was that I touched the button to 'pay at register' --- I swear I thought I was going to pay at the screen --- and so I had some fumbling with the cashier, including not being completely sure they were even going to start making our food until we paid. Anyway, decent enough cheese fries. We saw they had some stuff that looked good, mozzarella sticks and something else (maybe a vegetarian burger?) that were unavailable, with the menu screens covering the pictures of the items with 'Victim Of Their Own Success', I guess indicating they were sold out.

So we had a slow night, a chance to get to bed a little early, make sure we were ready for tomorrow and the trip back to Paris and then on to Belgium. We'd could do that.


And now, some more Calhoun County Fair pictures for you.

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Just checking that it's not a carved wooden horse. (I kid, although she might have been checking what kind of plastic or fiberglass it was made from.)


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And just like that we have a dark sky and rides by night!


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Here's much of the midway, including the drop tower and the Ferris wheel.


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And here's that junior caterpillar ride.


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Caterpillar looks a bit horrified at being ridden. Hope they get over that.


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The balloons ride looks nice here.


Trivia: UPA cartoon studios' first television productions were a series of eight 60-second commercials for Ford Motors with Doctor Seuss. Source: Of Mice and Magic: A History of American Animated Cartoons, Leonard Maltin.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 64: Olive Oyl's Dilemma!!, Ralph Stein, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

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2025-06-27 12:10 am
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Have I Stayed Too Long at the Fair?

On my humor blog I continued the experiment of mostly letting Robert Benchley write it, but I did find time to let Flash Gordon rumble through the schedule. Hope you enjoy! CW: fur-bearing trout!


Now something I don't let Robert Benchley do is share pictures of the Calhoun County Fair from last year. Don't thank me; I believe that's my duty.

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Now on with the ducks, enjoying some water.


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And turkeys, here for [personal profile] bunnyhugger's delight!


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He may not be up for head-petting but negotiations aren't yet closed off.


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Here's one partially phased through the bars to look stunned at us.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger coolly confident that her camera isn't about to get pecked.


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Head-petting negotiations continue but do not resolve in [personal profile] bunnyhugger's favor.


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He wants to know if I'm still here and why. All right, then! We're off to ...


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The midway area and the start of the drone show. Which is all right, but if it lets places do more with their fireworks budget is worth it.


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Here's some sheep and pig drones in the sky. It seems different from what I see on FurAffinity.


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Turns out it was a blue-ribbon-winning drone show, though, that's nice.


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And here's the world's most floating Ferris wheel!


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We had time for a few rides and the carousel was the first priority.


Trivia: (That) Thomas Hobbes wrote against the use of symbols in mathematics, arguing, ``though they shorten the writing, yet they do not make the reader understand it sooner than if it were written in words. For the conception of the lines and figures ... must proceed from words either spoken or thought upon. So that there is a double labour of the mind, one to reduce your symbols to words, which are also symbols, another to attend to the ideas which they signify'', and goes on to note the ancients never used them in geometry or arithmetic. Source: A History of Mathematical Notations, Florian Cajori. Hobbes did admit that they could be useful scaffolding of thoughts.

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2025-06-26 12:10 am

Surrounded and Sprinkled on All Sides by Stars

My friend with the search for Parisian pinball arcades did get me to look at Pinball Map, just in case there were any in Rennes. It turned out there was a venue, Le Grand Huit, with a half-dozen pinball games and just on the other side of the train station from us! And in what they listed as a barcade. As far as I could tell from the web site it was a bunch of converted warehouses or something with a variety of amusement and arcade attractions put around. They even had a couple vintage fairground rides, although the hours when they were operating were vague. Pinball map suggested the pinballs here were new, or at least were first noticed just a couple weeks before we were in town. This would be a great place to spend the long evening after the conference ended Thursday! Except that the venue was closed for a special event Thursday. We had to go Wednesday evening, when we'd only have a couple hours, or else not go at all.

So and with rather too few coins in our pocket we set out and I led us confidently through roads that seemed a lot closer together in online maps. I was just getting worried we'd gotten lost, thanks to some construction on the south side of the Gare, when we reached a new corner and saw the big sign pointing to the new entrance! Perfect!

The collection of stuff at Le Grand Huit feels a little like What If Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum ran a barcade? It's not so crowded as a Marvin's thing would be, but it's also got more space than Marvin's old holdout-of-the-mall-food-court space would have allowed. They had some stuff that it sure looked, in the photographs, that adults might get to ride, including a swings and maybe a carousel that looks like a solid mutt of different mounts put together, but we were there by like 9 pm and they had long since stopped running rides for the day. The place has a couple salon carousel gondolas as dining booths, and has one carousel elevated, rotating eternally, passenger-less, fifteen feet above the dining floor. It's a pity to have a carousel be unusable for riding but it is also a heck of a thing to see it from that angle, without the platform always underneath. They also have a robot bartender, a coin-operated mechanical arm that the web site claims once did industrial manufacture stuff and that now will make a drink for you, but only on the weekends, which we were as far away from as it was possible to get.

And then, yes, pinball, two tables put next to each other beside the robot bartender, almost a normal arrangement, and four tables put way off (but near the actual bartender), radial spokes around a center pole beneath a canopy. It's an unusual but attractive arrangement. And the choice of games was ... wow. Weird. They were all old games, and not as some venues might have representing pinball's diversity of eras (electromechanical, early solid state, late solid state, dot matrix, LCD screens). No, they were all games from about 1989 to 1992, a range so tiny it seems like it must have been an aesthetic choice, but what was the aesthetic? It kind of smells of ``someone was given €15,000 and told to make it weird''.

The most normal games they had were Lethal Weapon 3 --- a slightly annoying game but one you can still find in tournaments --- and The Party Zone --- I've never seen this in tournament play, but it's a fun one. Also Riverboat Gambler, which you never see places. Gilligan's Island, which has some of the best integration of the theme into a game ever but that doesn't have much depth of gameplay, and has a little pranking move where you can give all your opponents points that makes it a courageous choice for tournament play. Surf N Safari, a water-park-themed 90s Gottlieb game so it's kind of fun but also not well-balanced a table. And ... Class of 1812.

Class of 1812 is another early-90s Gottlieb game so it's a little ramshackle in its design and rules. Its theme is that you're at the graveyard, digging up a comical-horror family, each of the major areas corresponding to one of the family you're recovering. Yes, there is a rapping granny. The most delightful piece, though, is that when you start multiball, which the game gives you eight billion chances to do, it starts playing The 1812 Overture. And after one round of the famous theme it goes back and starts over, only this time with chickens clucking the tune out. This is why people love the game, even though like nobody has it (The Pinball Arcade has it in simulation, though, and it's worth it). We had to play that.

So we did. I had an okay game; [personal profile] bunnyhugger nearly broke ten million, a great score. We played again and while I did better, she did better yet. She got a replay score at least once; I got a match, and we got to play another round. For only about three games each we were doing very well. For a time on our last game I started thinking one of us might reach the high score table but it turns out it started somewhere north of 35 million points, well beyond us. But for only a handful of games in a completely new venue? We had little to complain about.

But we had less change, our euros now exhausted. We thought a bit about getting a drink from the bar, and more change, and playing on ... but ... it was also getting closer to a time when we should be responsible and get to bed. So, regretting that the venue was closed for a private event Thursday when that would have been perfect for our needs, we made the sad way back to our cozy hotel.


Had enough rabbits yet? Of course not, but we will run out of Calhoun County Fair rabbits soon. In fact ...

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Another Californian loaf looking suspiciously at me.


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Rabbit conference threatening to get out of hand when one rabbit has the insight: you can just step on the others!


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Rabbit wondering if anyone else knows about this ``just step on them'' move because it will change everything!


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Here's a chicken stunned by the stepping-on action.


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This kid was proud of his chicken and wanted us to take pictures of him with them and did not care that neither of us knew the other and we'd never get pictures to him. So, here, in case you have a google face alert going. I think it's a pretty good picture at that.


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Here's one of those rare chickens that can lay an egg through their own bars, which is what gets you best-of-class.


Trivia: New York City radio station WEAF (later WNBC, now WFAN) aired its first paid advertisement in August 1922; by late 1923, the National Carbon Company sponsored the Eveready Hour, promoting its batteries. Source: Wih Amusement For All: A History of American Popular Culture since 1830, LeRoy Ashby.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 64: Olive Oyl's Dilemma!!, Ralph Stein, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

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2025-06-25 12:10 am

I remember standin' on the corner with a piece of pizza

After that first session came lunch, which I mention because it was a bit of a muddle. They set up the buffet line in a small room that served as seating for the building's snack counter, with a seating capacity of easily dozen of people, when there were closer to a hundred people attending. We happened to be among the first people in line --- they were running late setting up, and we were worried we were late, and it worked out that we ran off from someone needlessly --- and had absolutely no guidance where to sit. So we took one of the few seats on the three-person tables inside there and worried we were doing it wrong.

Readers with long memories might recall that we got seated next to Peter Singer an improbable number of times at the Animal Liberation 40 Years On conference in 2015. It looked like we might repeat that, as we saw him making a plate for himself and looking around awkwardly and wondered if we should wave him over. But he got one of the other few seats there, along with a woman he'd been talking with before, and that moment passed. We ended up getting a different pair of guys, grad students one of whom was about to start his postdoc position, and who sat on the sloped floor beside us since we were out of seats.

Most people, we would learn after finishing and getting out of the way, had taken their plates and gone out into the common area of the building. And the next day lunch would not make particular use of the snack counter room, but instead set the buffet up in the common area and let people use the much more generous space. The dinner that Wednesday and the other snack breaks were similarly organized, whether from foresight or from rapidly adapting to the problems of that first lunch I'll never know.

After lunch came more sessions, the first one being the longest with four presentations in a row. [personal profile] bunnyhugger went to --- and I accompanied her --- the English-language one, with talks that among other things introduced me to the thought experiment of would it be acceptable to breed an animal that was happy to be kept in industrial-agriculture conditions of misery? This is apparently an old chestnut among philosophers but there I was going with my meager instinctive ``wait, that can't be right'' unconsidered feeling.

Here, I'm shamed to admit, I started nodding off, which I blame on the combination of time zones (even after all my sleeping), maybe too much lunch, hours of sitting still in a darkened classroom, and that I've generally lost the sitting-at-a-lecture skills I had as a grad student. (Mind, I was pretty rotten as an undergrad.) [personal profile] bunnyhugger did her best, kicking me a couple times when I threatened to snore, but I was not presenting myself well.

At the coffee break I promised her I'd do better, and the next panel, the last session of the day, made that easy with some drama. The first speaker had been scheduled to talk on ``Care and Empathy of Dairy Cows as Tools of Biopower'' and then in the sort of move you never expect to see, said universities were failing their moral duty to speak against Israel's genocide against Palestinians. And so she talked about that for her half-hour, with a couple of mentions about the common threads between human disregard for animals and human disregard for humans. And, in an elegant throwaway moment, flashed through all the slides she had prepared for the dairy-cows presentation so folks could see what she had been planning to talk about before.

It's a bold move, and one I must admit so overwhelms my memory of the sessions that I couldn't swear I know what the point of ``Fairness Judgements About Animals'', the next paper, was. I think the final keynote of the day --- ``Psychological approaches to moral consideration for non-human animals'' --- had some interesting revelations about how people's attitudes toward animals change as they grow. If I remember right it included experiments done where young kids were challenged to save a boat with one human versus one dog, or one human versus ten dogs, or ten humans versus one dog, or so on. An attempted control question --- one human versus ten worms --- turned out to be more difficult than the experimenter imagined, because one of the kids found a moral dimension to that choice. Worms, after all, do good stuff for the soil. I may have attached this anecdote to the wrong lecture, but that's all right. There were several talks with fascinating psychological experiment results that show, if not what is moral, at least what people think they prefer in experiments.

Anyway fascinating stuff. After a dinner described in adequate detail above --- [personal profile] bunnyhugger got the chance to talk briefly with Peter Singer, though not to sit by him --- we left campus, in the early evening. And I had an idea for something we just might do.


More, now, of the Calhoun County Fair. We're into the really fun stuff here, by which I mean rabbits.

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Here's some classic multi-level rabbiteering.


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And one bunny doing their deadest bunny flop.


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Here's the challenging Synchronized Rabbit competition.


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Rabbit getting ready to lift up into the air, seen from above.


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Albino rabbit with some resemblance to Roger in negotiations with [personal profile] bunnyhugger for a picture.


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The white rabbit's turned up their chin at this while the rabbit's neighbor signals it's already five minutes to three o'clock.


Trivia: In accepting a French government prize of 12,000 francs for his development of canned (and, originally, bottled) food, Nicholas Appert agreed in 1809 not to patent his method in France. In London, Peter Durand gained a British patent for a very similar technique and it appears Appert communicated his ideas to Durand in order to get some patent fees from the work. Source: An Edible History of Humanity Tom Standage. If so the scheme failed; while Appert went to London in 1814 apparently to collect his proceeds he left empty-handed.

Currently Reading: Mission to Jupiter: A History of the Galileo Project, Michael Meltzer. NASA SP-2007-4231.

PS: What's Going On In Rex Morgan, M.D.? Is Rex Morgan still in Rex Morgan, M.D.? March - June 2025, and yeah technically there's a guy murdered but it's all been gentle, like you expect.

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2025-06-24 12:10 am

Why Not Come Dancing? It's Only Natural

Now to Wednesday of our trip, the midpoint, and the start of the conference. We needed a moment to re-acquire our bearings, but it's pretty easy to get from our hotel to the University of Rennes 2 campus --- it's right on one of the metro lines --- and from there, while I set off in a wrong direction, [profile] bunny_hugger figured out where to go, and we acquired a companion who was also going to the same conference, which was in the same building it'd been in a decade ago.

I meanwhile had to buy my admission since I'd failed to do that ahead of time, and they would only take cash, so I'd had my first experience with European ATMs for the trip getting some folding money. This meant I went to the conference without a badge like everyone else had, and I held on to my receipt just in case I was challenged, which I never was. And [profile] bunny_hugger didn't even get to keep her badge, which ordinarily becomes one of those conference souvenirs, just like a furry con would do but with even worse art. In this case, no art at all. Nor any hint of academic affiliation, which on the one hand goes to the ideal of all being equal citizens of the Republic of Letters, but on the other hand means you might miss that, say, this person you're talking to is that person, the one with the paper you keep assigning your students.

Peter Singer, of course, gave the keynote address, and he took the historical approach of how the idea of animal rights moved from a fussy thing that Margaret Dumont-esque dowagers fretting over other people's dogs to a thing where everyone agrees we should have chickens that at some point in their lives get to see the sun, though not necessarily to live more than six weeks. So, you know, some cheerful news, some depressing.

Then it was on to the sessions, with two or three tracks most of the time, with each session room giving all their talks either in French or in English. [profile] bunny_hugger had the good fortune to be the first speaker in the first session in the first room listed on the schedule, although that does not mean Peter Singer stopped in to review her work.

Her presentation really engaged people, though; she got a healthy number of questions and all from people who were excited to learn about something they'd never considered before. She's the person to describe it in summary, but here's my attempt, and understand that she's got your obvious objection addressed, or will by publication time. It grows out of the question of what, specifically, does someone lose by dying? Yeah, ha-ha, the answer is ``days of life'', but, what is the point of those days of life? If it's just getting up to eat, poop, and sleep again, what's having more of that doing for you? (Not talking here about days of rest; talking here about an unending series of days just like that.)

In the 1920s by Moritz Schlick proposed that the purpose of life was play, by which he means things you do to accomplish them, rather than to carry on existing another day. This covers a wide range of things, including work you enjoy doing even if it supports your eating habit. But at heart, like, why read a book? Because you enjoy reading a book. Why join a softball league? Because you enjoy softball. Why run on a wheel? Because it's fun to run on a wheel.

And here's the insight. Animals play. More, we've been discovering, all kinds of animals play, not just the classically smart ones like apes and crows and dolphins. Bees play, something [profile] bunny_hugger had found in the scientific literature and that really fired imaginations. And so, if play gives human life meaning, what does play give animal lives?

The other paper in that session had the charming title ``What Would Miffy Do?'', Miffy here being that cute bunny from Dutch picture books that gets confused for a Hello Kitty character. This was about the challenge of how to justify making decisions on behalf of animals who, after all, can't express their preferences, even if they could understand decisions being made about them. We have models for that which work, more or less, for humans lacking full capacity for judgement. So extending that to animals seems like a reasonable stretch.


Back now to the Calhoun County Fair, which we visited on the last day of that fair.

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Yes, these aren't just bales of hay, they're bales of hay so good as to get extra-special complicated ribbons and in one case a plaque. I'm glad I don't have to judge what makes a best-of-show-worthy sheaf of alfalfa.


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Which is not to say that I'd have any idea how to judge the prizes for, like, ``old hardware store calendar''. Note the old Polaroid in the middle that apparently didn't get anything.


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And here's some arts, including the raccoon watercolor that gets a first place.


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Now on to the rabbits! Here's one of the many Californians that look rather like Penelope.


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And here a nice old white rabbit invites us into their schemes.


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The guinea pigs, meanwhile, don't see why they should have been brought in on any of this.


Trivia: In a meeting on the 4th of March, 1953, about plans to overthrow the government of Iran, US President Dwight Eisenhower wondered why it was impossible ``to get some of the people in these downtrodden countries to like us instead of hating us''. Secretary of State John Foster Dulles conceded that Iranian Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh was no communist, but, ``if he were to be assassinated or removed from power, a politcal vacuum might occur in Iran and the communists might easily take over'', with dire consequences for world oil production and the world's strategic balance. Source: Overthrow: America's Century of Regime Change from Hawai'i to Iraq, Stephen Kinzer. Raising the question: has anyone ever tried going back in time to divert the Dulles boys to, like, painting landscapes or something instead of screwing up the world completely? Maybe let's give that a try one we get the Hitler thing resolved?

Currently Reading: Mission to Jupiter: A History of the Galileo Project, Michael Meltzer. NASA SP-2007-4231.