I've never actually been along to Chessington - not out of any resolve, so much as one of those things that hasn't quite happened yet, like watching Citizen Kane. Indeed, I haven't even been to Thorpe Park yet.

Rather a pity about the Vampire's lack of battiness - that does sound like it would've added noticeably to the atmosphere of the occasion. Perhaps it's a matter of safety - less to worry about in the event of an accident? Though it does sound like the themes have been compromised several times, without yet having been stitched back into cohesion, although I suppose such matters hardly impact upon one's enjoyment of the rides.

The dryer chambers sound rather fun. I wonder if there are domestic versions thereof? (Surely a necessity in a furry world)