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My humor blog this week, if you haven't already caught up to it on your Reading page, featured two comic strip plot recaps and one bit talking about a vintage Barney Google. Plus some developments in our home life so read on ...


And now I close out pictures of Anthrohio this year. I'm stunned too!

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That bird suiter with the stilt legs waiting for the elevator. No, he did not kill himself trying to get on.


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The bridge by day! This is going into the other building from where our room was.


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And main events! The last of the charity auction was going on; I think at this point they were selling fursuit-parade-badges-with-funny-numbers.


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Charity representative here talking with someone before closing ceremonies could start. (I told you I didn't take a ridiculous number of pictures this time.)


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And there they are with the representative dog waiting for news of the total raised.


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Here's the big announcement of the funds raised for whatever the cause was.


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And the debut of next year's theme, plus the taking down of this year's con sign, which was also an auction item going to some lucky winner.


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Something that we had missed, somehow, all weekend: a photo op where you could be hanging out with the huge boombox (the theme was Rock You Like A Furricane so there was a lot of band stuff decoration over the place).


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Back on that bridge! I'll get an illicit picture yet.


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The Dead Dog Dance. Some folks brought in light sabers and they make for good long exposures.


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But even the Dead Dog Dance -- which went into overtime --- eventually ends, and we had to face the end of the night.


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There! A photograph, in the rain, from the center of the street --- dead center of the pedestrian bridge! Don't snitch to the hotel. But you can see, the skies are crying that the convention is over.


Trivia: While European maps of the 1500s colored bodies of water blue, an exception was repeatedly made for the Red Sea, painted vermilion. Source: Maps and Civilization: Cartography in Culture and Society, Norman J W Thrower.

Currently Reading: Hunger: An Unnatural History, Sharman Apt Russell.

The Ingham County Fair stands out among the county fairs around us by being the closest. (We live in Ingham County.) So while we got a late start going out there we also benefitted from not spending so much time listening to podcasts on the road and instead being not entirely sure where it was legal to park. We got a spot on the grass near a bunch of cars and either we all got away with it or they towed everyone but us by the end of the night.

Also, showing art at the fair, was SEV, another friend from pinball league and whom we caught at the small exhibits barn. We had thought she was coming to see us and make sure we didn't miss her exhibitions (everyone's were behind glass, and most of them didn't have the submitter's name displayed; it happened that at least one of hers was buried, probably by accident, behind another that we charitably assume had fallen over). Turns out she had missed the messages we'd arrived and was just heading out, but we were able to chat a bit and see some of what she'd made, and that made for a nice bonus.

We also got to wonder yet again as among the paltry selection of crafts on display were some antique collections and we don't know what makes an old-time Ford Motor Company crescent wrench blue-ribbon-worthy but we also aren't asked to judge. We did understand the judging of tallest cornstalks and did you know those things can reach like fourteen feet high? That doesn't seem like it should be.

We spent a good bit of time admiring rabbits, and ducks and geese, before checking and finding out the fair was closing at 10:00, not the 11:00 we had assumed. It would not be right to say we went into a mad dash to get rides in, although we did go to their Overdrive (a Breakdance machine) and Musik Express and carousel and all before it was too late. We also got to admire the disco ball they had at the center of their Musik Express, because it had this terrific dent in it, a big distortion I couldn't help staring at the whole ride, like it had been dropped during transport and nobody was getting a replacement disco ball for this.

Oh also, there was a fun bit of performance at the fair: a guy performing as a cowboy statue, standing on a neat little plinth outside this one building and occasionally making teens jump out of their skins with the slightest of moves. Great fun. I wonder how long he spends in the evening washing copper paint off his face.

And this brings us to the end of a string of short, one-day, one-posting events. Next up is ... well, Thursday is my humor blog links and a photo dump, but after that comes ... a trip report!


But here's the regular daily photo dump, more pictures from Anthrohio this year:

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The tunnel. This pedestrian overpass connects the two buildings of the hotel, and convention, and we were warned strictly by signs not to take photographs while on it. I am totally just about to step onto the walkway here, like the many other people returning to their rooms.


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Next day. The theme parks panel had substitute hosts (here just the first one had got there) and it turned into a lot of nice talk from many people who'd worked at various parks, usually as ride operators, and had interesting stories to tell.


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Photograph of North Market, just across the street and down a block from the convention center, a big space that I suppose was once one of the major grocery markets but is now dozens of food stalls. We got a meal here every day and often ate them upstairs, looking down, with this view.


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Or this view, if you lean over the edge and face down in a way that's just fine for cameras and maybe not a good idea for people.


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Walking back from North Market (past the left) to the hotels (in the distance, on the right). It was drizzling, which made a change from the days it was raining.


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Told you it had been raining! Also I couldn't help liking the brick streets. I assume the bricks are from some 70s attempt at renovating downtown --- they don't quite look worn in the right way to have been century-old bricks paved over and then re-exposed --- but who would truly know?


Trivia: Over a hundred new downtown retail centers, three-quarters of them boasting the cities as co-investors, opened between 1970 and 1988, hoping to repeat the success of Faneuil Hall and Quincy Market. Source: Meet Me By The Fountain: An Inside History of the Mall, Alexandra Lange.

Currently Reading: Hunger: An Unnatural History, Sharman Apt Russell.

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And now how about I report another visit to Michigan's Adventure? But this time we met up, not just with JTK and his kids, but also with ABI, making her first visit to the park. (She had planned to go a couple weeks before, with a friend she's not discussed much, but the park was closed that day owing to the wildfires that left the atmosphere extra-chunky.) We worried about getting to the park late enough that she'd have already seen everything and, as it turned out, that was no problem; she got there only a half-hour or so before us and dithered over whether to go into the water park. We met up with everyone near the back of the park, by Thunderhawk and the Grand Rapids water-rapids ride --- I forget whether ABI rode it or merely judged it --- and after some talk about the reverse bungee ride ABI and we rode Thunderhawk and then all took the train to the front of the park.

And from there we got around the park, trying out all the roller coasters, from Shivering Timbers on to the shorter ones, and a number of the flat rides. Also we discovered that the drink stand that has the freestyle coke machine --- or as JTK's kids know it, the one with the good slushie machine --- was closed. Unfortunate.

The most wild thing, though? We went to the Logger's Run, the elevated log flume ride that's one of the signature pieces that turned what had been a deer-petting park into an amusement park. It was a bright, warm Sunday and yet the line for Logger's Run was almost nothing. [personal profile] bunnyhugger and ABI were assigned to one boat, JTK and I the next. At one point where the paths curve and the boats pass one another [personal profile] bunnyhugger called out ``hey good looking, we'll be back to pick you up later!'', cracking me up and sending me searching for the correct reply. (There is not a canonical reply, but my mind was thinking of the Freedom Rock commercial.) She repeated it on another curve as she wasn't sure she could be heard, and I fumbled trying to explain to JTK just what we were on about. We did not get excessively soaked.

While we did not get to the petting zoo we did get to nearly all the (adult-supporting) flat rides, and even the Ferris wheel and the Sea Dragon rocking ship ride that we rarely got on. (Also riding the Sea Dragon made me realize that we had missed something that season we thought we rode all of Cedar Point's flat rides --- their swinging ship ride, Ocean Motion, is tucked away in a corner of the park that makes it hard to perceive or, for us, remember.) We also almost got a swan boat ride, but all the boats were out for people who had no interest in bringing them back, so maybe next time.

Also, stunningly, the carousel had new music! At least a new music. It was playing some song not on the grossly worn-out carousel music CD we know when we first approached it. But it switched back to the regular worn-out tracks next song. What happened? Why one new song and not, like, multiple CDs at least? Why did we have the bad luck to hit them the moment they reverted to American Patrol? These are all questions we feel we cannot answer.

Anyway we had a great time, perfect in a different way from our previous Michigan's Adventure trip, and you never know; ABI might want to go to the park or a different amusement park sometime too.


And now even more time with Anthrohio:

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Group fursuit photo for the Avians meetup. We were all mightily impressed with the guy on stilts for how much height this got him and also for how he didn't kill himself on the escalator or anything.


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There was clear evidence of a minor-league game going on. I know we saw signs for the Stadium District and maybe were even in it.


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Karaoke. Even though it was well past midnight there was a queue like 90 minutes long.


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Here's the dance going on in the new main events that opened up after Friday.


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Pretty sure in this picture I was struck by the sharp change in lighting on the ceiling.


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Dance over (already; I didn't take too many photos this time around) and here's people filing out.


Trivia: While British troops occupying Washington burned the State and War departments (most of which documents had already been removed), they acceeded to the personal plea from the superintendent of the Patent Office to spare those files. Source: Union 1812: The Americans Who Fought the Second War of Independence, A J Langguth.

Currently Reading: Hunger: An Unnatural History, Sharman Apt Russell.

PS: What’s Going On In Gil Thorp? What happened with Ericka and Emily? June – August 2026, one of my less complicated plot recaps that still sprawled out bigger than I figured.

Meanwhile in downtown East Lansing, the Student Book Store --- SBS --- announced its closing. At least, the closing of its main store. It's keeping open and notionally moving to its secondary location, and focusing entirely on selling Spartan sweatshirts and mugs and other merchandise. Books, they won't even be considered.

Despite this being the loss of a bookstore it's not much of a personal loss to me. I certainly am not going out buying textbooks (and SBS, in preparation for this, hasn't sold them in a year or so), and their selection of other books were not interesting enough to draw me out most of the time. But I would go there for a final look around, of course, and picked up a couple things at the everything-left-is-99-cents sale, including the book I'm reading now. Also to get a couple pictures of a space that, I think, is going to be demolished and rebuilt as a mixed-use multi-storey apartment block, the way everything else in East Lansing has been.

But also worth stopping in for a last picture for: turns out the SBS building was originally constructed as a movie theater. It's one of those things stunning but which in hindsight makes some sense of why the front occupies nearly all of a very long block downtown. The awnings and the frontage even extend outward a little more in the center of the building, a structure that makes more sense if it was once the marquee. It might also explain the otherwise architecturally unmotivated slope of the floor on one side, if it had led down from a concession stand or something like that. But whatever floor plan it had as a movie theater --- including the question of where the theater was --- would not be solved by me on this trip, and probably won't ever be solved unless someone digs up a picture of the interior from like 1946 or whatever.

So, I got my last visit and last pictures in --- I noticed the neon for 'Book' in 'Student Book Store' was off, whether burned out or deliberately left off a mystery --- and sometime this month another piece of the Downtown East Lansing that existed when I moved to town passed away.


Carrying on through Anthrohio weekend now ...

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Another late entrant to the dragons group photo: this big inflatable godzilla.


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And here's the two-person suit dressed up, complete with wind-up key that rotated as the dragon continued being.


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A moment from the fursuit parade with Velveteen in good view. I had a nice vantage point from just before the escalator that would be a frequent trouble point.


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Velveteen seems to have noticed me! And disapproves!


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Some more of the fursuit parade.


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Parade over, but here's people taking the escalator down. There was a lot of escalator action and I think the up escalator here was out of order (both failed a couple of times over the weekend).


Trivia: Before ordering the burning of the White House and Capitol Building, British General Robert Ross sought a ranking American official, hoping to negotiate a cash payment in return for sparing the city. His emissary could find no one (and President Madison surely would have refused anyway). Source: Union 1812: The Americans Who Fought the Second War of Independence, A J Langguth. And a happy ``Canadians Burn the White House'' Day to all who celebrate.

Currently Reading: Hunger: An Unnatural History, Sharman Apt Russell.

Our next big thing was a rare visit to Crossroads Village outside the Christmas season. This was once more because they were doing something special, rather than that we'd like to see the carousel horses not covered by protective blankets. No, they were holding a Fairytale Festival, the sort of event where people come out in costumes and vendors sell cute knick-knacks and there would even be a parade. (One much like this --- we met several people who mentioned vending at it --- is held in Lansing, at the Turner-Dodge House, in summers. We missed this year's, I think for the big amusement park trip.)

[personal profile] bunnyhugger found parts for her jackalope costume and, to her delight, would be recognized as such by many people, all of whom liked jackalopes and were glad to see them and some of whom had jackalope merch. Me, I didn't put any particular outfit on (it was way too hot to wear my red panda kigurumi) and was recognized only by a couple of ten(?)-year-old boys who pointed at me and said ``It's Steve!'' ``It's totally Steve!'' and ``If he came over and said 'I'm Steve' I would die!'' I do not need this explained; let the young have their shibboleths.

But I would lie, dear reader, if I didn't say I was tempted to go over and introduce myself as 'Steve', because the boys were taking turns being kind-of interested in things and overreacting horribly to say that, for example, they were terribly allergic to the soap bubbles wafting over from some booth, or were withering under the cuteness. I was tempted to explain, as Steve, that snark and sarcasm and cynicism are tools that you use to deflate the pompous and the insincere and the callous. Brought against people celebrating each other's willingness to create something fantastical and play it out just makes you look, at best, like the jerk. But I wasn't quite courageous enough, telling myself that youth won't listen. Maybe not, but they didn't get the chance to ignore ``Steve''.

Crossroads Village, though, was great visiting. We didn't get into most (any?) of the buildings, as we didn't have enough time to wander around the vendors and ride the carousel and Ferris wheel --- both riding great --- and also get to, like, the puppet show going on in the opera house. (We also didn't get to the puppet show.) Nor were we able to find time for the train ride or the boat ride.

However, we did find time for the parade; everyone who had a costume was invited to join the lead fairies --- and their ``dandelion'' ornament, a large puffy ball held on a pole --- to march around the vendor area and down the street. [personal profile] bunnyhugger joined them, of course, and was one of the few who was reliable about keeping pace with the leader and not moving in a sort of disorganized fluid mass. It marched through town, coming to a stop up front for a big group photograph.

(The dandelion ornament was a thing seen several times over the day; a couple times someone holding it ran past the event and some groups of fairies tried chasing him down. I think there was fun going on we didn't fully understand.)

The visit reinforced the idea that we should get to Crossroads Village more often, and for longer visits, but we never seem to manage it.


Now let's see some more of Anthrohio this year:

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The Red Panda Loyalty Pledge, a document --- and brochure --- put on a couple of tables outside Main Events, offering people the chance to pledge their love and loyalty to red pandas.


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Though the dance was in the temporary main events, it was going as colorfully and as bright as you'd expect.


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The plush fursuiter Velveteen looking over the self-service convenience store.


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Opossum fursuiters are such Drama Queens.


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Next day. Here's one view of the lineup of dragons from the Dragons-and-Scalies SIG [personal profile] bunnyhugger ran.


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And a late entry --- we didn't know this two-person dragon suit was even coming and we failed to get everybody gathered up for another group photo despite the suit being this.


Trivia: In 1794, after leaving England, Joseph Priestley was offered the position of chair of the University of Pennsylvania's chemistry department. Though he considered it he settled instead in Northumberland, far from the crowds (and yellow-fever epidemics) of Philadelphia. Source: The Invention of Air: A Story of Science, Faith, Revolution, and the Birth of America, Steven Johnson.

Currently Reading: DC Archive Edition: Superman The Action Comics Volume 3, Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster. Editor Dale Crain.

We got to the Ionia county Free Fair --- as advertised, no charge for entry, although there is for parking and rides --- for what seems to be only my second time. [personal profile] bunnyhugger's been more, although many of those visits before we were married. Part of this was to see how the pictures she entered into the arts and crafts exhibition did. (She got a couple of ribbons, and a cheerful talk from someone surprisingly impressed that a ribbon-winning photo taker would be right there.)

But we were also meeting up with people, for a change. Friends from pinball JTK and ABI (not a couple, just coming from about the same area); ABI's gotten closer to us --- particularly to [personal profile] bunnyhugger --- in the last couple months and meeting up with us at the fair was part of it. Unfortunately we only had a little time together, not enough to settle what ride we might want to go on, before they had to go off to see the demolition derby show, the event that decided what day they'd go to the fair and, so, decided what day we did. The show ended up being far longer than they expected, and in the hour and a half or so before they gave up on seeing the climax --- motor home demolition derby --- [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I were able to walk through most of the animal exhibits and get so many pictures of bunnies being cute. More, they joined us in time to see the rabbits and a couple of guinea pigs, and, in the nursing barn, a couple of newborn rabbits. They were hard to see, covered as they were by fur and litter and wool and whatever was provided to be a cover. But you could see underneath the small figures, huddled up and not fully furred, trying to keep still while waiting for the time Bunny Mom might check back in. We've never seen baby rabbits in the birthing barns before, although come to think of it we haven't spent much time in them. There were also a couple guinea pigs, expecting, which is a shame because baby guinea pigs are astounding. (Guinea pigs are precocial; the babies are born with fur and open eyes and claws and all. The mother just has to lick clean the afterbirth and you have a neat little guinea pig only a fraction the size of the regular.)

[personal profile] bunnyhugger and I bought ride wristbands, allowing us to do things like try out the New York, New York funhouse without worrying we were wasting our ticket money. Our serious concern was that we might be blocked by our size from some of the features of the funhouse, especially the long spiral slide down from the top of the four-storey funhouse. We need not have worried; the slide is plenty big for even me, although my foot did keep getting caught, sticking and slipping against the far side of the spiral. Also, the New York, New York funhouse is outstanding. Just seemingly no end of trick floors and rotating barrels and rope bridges and funhouse mirrors and obstacles to push through and more. Outstanding ride, worth going to the fair for just this.

JTK and ABI, being more cautious about their riding, decided to buy rides with tickets and we all miscalculated in not riding a claw ride called simply OMG! before the demolition derby. Afterwards the ride was closed, we assume for maintenance. After hot debate about whether to make the Himalaya or another ride The Thing We All Rode Together we ended up going for the Super Round-Up, something that has always been one of my favorite rides and that I'm glad is reappearing in its old age. However, somehow JTK and ABI didn't quite have enough tickets between them, and JTK went to try getting just a couple more tickets from the nearby automated ticket vendor. But he couldn't buy the right number of tickets, and he tried working out a pool with a family walking past who similarly needed a couple of tickets and they could not somehow buy the right number, or figure how to split the cost right, or something. Meanwhile --- did I mention ABI, [personal profile] bunnyhugger, and I had already entered the Super-Round-Up ride and we were all waiting for JTK to sort his deal out --- the ride operator waited through the situation and [personal profile] bunnyhugger died maybe twelve times over from the awkward wait. Finally the operator told JTK to just hand whatever tickets he had over, he could ride, and the operator declined JTK's offer to pay the cost of the missing tickets. After [personal profile] bunnyhugger died another three times over we finally got our ride and JTK and ABI, new to the experience, were delighted by the novelty and joy of this experience, is how I choose to remember it.

They left shortly after that, since they had a tighter bedtime than we did. We stuck around until the fair started turning off lights and shutting down rides, getting to enjoy the Himalaya and carousel and whatever else was in range. Great time, and not the last of our fairs for the season.


Next up on the photo roll: Anthrohio! Prepare yourself for the view of Thursday through Sunday at a different place in Columbus from where we'd only just gotten used to being!

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Establishing shot. Hotel --- Interior? Yes, the hotel has your courtyard-style interior so everybody can enjoy developing a fear of heights if they don't have already!


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Another vertiginous picture of looking down the courtyard. Part of the restaurant is covered by this roof that has an old map of the Columbus area, I assume the neighborhood destroyed to build the convention center.


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The Thursday-only main events room, at the end of the MST3K charity event watching The Apple (I think it was), before the dance could start.


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People milling around while the room gets cleared and readied for the dance.


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All the chairs are against the wall so it's time to mill around inside the room while waiting for the dance.


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Conga line breaks out during the dance.


Trivia: Samuel Pepys records that Royal Society member Thomas Povey hung in a ground-floor closet Samuel von Hoogstraten's 1662 Perspective from a Threshold, a painting depicting a household interior with long black-and-white tiled corridor, furniture, and pets stretching away in exaggerated perspective, where Povey could amaze and delight guests by opening the door to a plausible yet unreal corridor. Source: Ingenious Pursuits: Building the Scientific Revolution, Lisa Jardine.

Currently Reading: DC Archive Edition: Superman The Action Comics Volume 3, Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster. Editor Dale Crain. Remarkable things in these stories are first, the cops do not just assume that Superman's the good guy in the situation and they're often trying to bring him in or even shoot him. Second is a lot of people don't recognize the guy with the big blue costume and S pentagon who's flying and shaking off bullets and need a panel or so to recognize it's Superman. Huh.

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Next big thing in July? Our first trip of the season to Michigan's Adventure, and our first trip to the park under its Enchanted Parks ownership (but, based on the uniforms everyone wore, still Cedar Flags operation). We had been unsure about every aspect of what our first trip to our home park would be like, given the change, down to whether the season passes we got at still-sister park Valleyfair[!] would be recognized as valid. The attendant at the parking lot gate looked at my card, briefly went to get the credit card reader, and then corrected himself to scan the QR code on it for admission. I thought this was nothing more than a minor mistake, the behavioral equivalent of a typo; [personal profile] bunnyhugger thought it was evidence of staffing (or, at least, training) incompetence that they didn't know what to make of a card. And yet at park admission they scanned our cards without issue.

We would never find harmony on the question of whether the staff knew what to do with actual physical season passes. JTK is of the opinion that Enchanted Parks Michigan's Adventure just doesn't do physical passes, turning everything over to their app, which we don't want. I didn't think we had any significant problems; I really think the parking lot attendant's going for the wrong machine at first was the worst of it. But the thing that would be the acid test --- whether our passes worked for our drink plan (a cup at any pop machine, every 15 minutes as desired) --- was foiled as the park operators were just taking our word that they had a drink plan, rather than scanning cards. JTK confirms for us they haven't been checking at all (and blames Six Flags not sharing enough information with Enchanted Parks to sort the cards out right; I can't believe Enchanted Parks didn't get information about who has season passes and what add-ons they have as part of the purchase).

How did the park change, under the new ownership? ... Not all that much. Michigan's Adventure, as a quiet, no-drama park, never really got that much year over year. The big changes were, first, I noticed a sign up front that no Peanuts characters would be performing today (not a rare event, admittedly, and our next visit they did have someone scheduled), and that they had posters advertising their shows. Yes, they've got live entertainment back, and a couple small stages set up in what areas of the park could support a bunch of people being still and blocking the path. The park has never had a real performing space or much of a spot to put one. The drawback is the only performance scheduled for that day (a Sunday) was someone on the lagoon demonstrating that water-jetpack thingy that looks like a lot of fun. We happened not to be anywhere nearby when it was going on, although we saw him getting out onto the dry land at the end of a show.

Also, the petting zoo was back in operation. The previous year, maybe two, it'd just been a vacant spot but here we had all the usual animals back and so we naturally spent a good while observing the rabbits, who were staying far enough from the fences that they wouldn't have to put up with being petted. They also had the silky chickens back, to admire.

And past that? You know, this was a really, really good day at the park. The crowds were all in the water park or something where they weren't creating lines for us. Even Mad Mouse had nice, reasonable fifteen-minute waits that we could get repeated rides on. They've been retracking more of Shivering Timbers so the ride out is great and the return is ... not as bad as we feared. Wolverine Wildcat is getting rougher in its last leg but it's doing better over most of its path. I think this is even the day we rode front-seat on Thunderhawk for the first time in forever and enjoyed that. We had a day full of time, and time to ride things and re-ride what we felt like and just drift around amusements. [personal profile] bunnyhugger characterized it as one of our most perfect trips to Michigan's Adventure, and I endorse that description. It was one of those days that leaves you feeling good about being places and doing things.


And now I'm going to close out pictures of the VFW open day:

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I believe this is the closest I've gotten to a good picture of the backglass to Stern's Lectronamo, the 'shiny silver winged centauress' game.


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And here's the evergreen classic of women playing pool with a robot.


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Goldball makes an interesting companion game to Silverball Mania in its art of smooth shiny people at the table.


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Original Stern's table Magic sure feels like art that wanted to be airbrushed onto the side of a van. I do like it, though. Note the dragon head coming out of the tail of the Magic logo.


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Stuff on the playfield of Magic, showing how much you could get away with people not dressing on these playfields.


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And the bottom of the Magic playfield, with a clever use of a waterfall into the center drain.


Trivia: The failure of most of the first English paper mills (in the 1500s) was blamed upon the French, accused of buying up all the rags in the country and sending them to France, or dumping white paper on the English market below the cost of production. Source: Paper: Paging Through History, Mark Kurlansky. Kurlansky also mentions French authorities harassing French papermakers trying to set up in England, but is unclear whether that is one of the popular explanations or something with basis in fact. (From context, I'm inclined to believe it was a conspiracy theory, not least because harassing a working expat seems to require a lot more organization than governments could muster in the 1500s. It's not like they were filing overseas income taxes.)

Currently Reading: DC Archive Edition: Superman The Action Comics Volume 3, Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster. Editor Dale Crain.

PS: What's Going On In Flash Gordon? Didn't you just do Flash Gordon? June - August 2026, featuring maybe the busiest comic strip out there.

After I finished using some old Robert Benchley essays I turned this week to using my humor blog to grouse about little stuff from real life. You might like it! Or at least want to disagree with me about the North Tonawanda stuff. We'll see. Here's what you've been missing:


Now please enjoy a whole bunch of pinball pictures.

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Big Valley is a 1970 Bally table that shows how Christian Marche is maybe not the go-to guy for ... going to say bobcats? Given the short tail?


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Still, he does do a fox that has a pretty sharp face and ... eyemask?


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Dragon is of course always a favorite no matter how much it seems like it should be Hydra.


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The playfield is deceptively simple; it's a good challenging table. I'm sorry it never got a simulator version.


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Ah, and then we know who's behind these smiling people in space. (It's Gordon Morison.)


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You know, we failed to check whether Dollywood had the Dolly Parton pinball game anywhere. We'll have to go back and check.


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And a quirky rarity: the Mr and Mrs Pac-Man pinball game, which actually does have an in-game way of playing something like Pac-Man, although it's so cryptically explained I needed to session the game before I started to understand it and I might have already forgot it all again.


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A lot of the pinball play is about qualifying mazes to even play, and to make Pac-Man 'aggressive', that is, able to eat the ghost in the maze. Also, lot of round bodies in all this.


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The lower playfield, showing off the extremely 80s inlane-outlane reversal that was so in fashion then. Also, in Pac-Man sitting on top of the segmented LEDs there, just how much of a nudist he is wearing only sneakers and gloves like that.


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The whole playfield, so you can see how it all fits together and start to wonder: why does the fire hydrant have a face? The grid of lights is here spelling 'B-A-L-L-Y'; it also spells out 'P-A-C-M-A-N' in attract mode.


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The five-by-five grid of lights in the center is the 'maze' you light; you start at the center, and use one flipper to set direction (up, right, down, left) and the other to move one in that direction. The goal is to cover the whole maze without being caught by the orange light that's the ghost. It works better than you'd expect.


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And here a game made by Original Stern when they figured, what the heck, themes are for cowards.


Trivia: The albumen in an egg, a difficult-to-penetrate microbial barrier, is about 90 percent water, with most of the rest proteins for the developing embryo. Source: Slime: A Natural History, Susanne Wedlich.

Currently Reading: DC Archive Edition: Superman The Action Comics Volume 3, Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster. Editor Dale Crain. Picked up a copy at the used book store and thought I'd see what the stories were like in the days Superman was becoming a phenomenon. They're ... a mix of rushed and shaggy.

So in July, and spreading to just this week, something happened on our street that I would have bet money never would happen.

They repaired our street.

I know, right? The street has been a moonscape for decades; it was in terrible shape when [profile] bunny_hugger moved in here, not quite three decades ago, and over the years it never got anything but the occasional begrudging pothole-filling. It was bad enough a local station came over to record B-roll footage of lousy roads, a decade ago. It was an erratic ride in summers. In winters, it actually got a little better since the city barely plowed the street and the slush-and-ice smoothed things out at least.

But no, one July morning they sent bulldozer-y machines down the block and back up, stripping up what remained of the pavement. (They had sent warnings out ahead of time so people would know to find somewhere not-on-the-road to park.) This distracted me a little bit, working from home; it spoiled [profile] bunny_hugger's sleep. (She goes to bed later, at hours I would if I could.)

After a couple days of this the crews left, probably to other streets, leaving us with the bare underside of a road that was actually a smoother, more stable drive than what came before. Just as we were starting to think we were being left with a missing road, another crew came back and laid down brand-new asphalt, a layer coming up to just an inch or two below the level of the manhole covers. And, after a couple weeks of that and with the ends of the road blockaded by signs prohibiting through traffic, they last week came and laid down another level. And I guess that's it, since they took down the barricades at the end of the street. There's also some work done putting curb cuts into the sidewalks at the corners. The flyer we got warning about this suggested there might be other sidewalk repair work going on, but I haven't seen that yet. Still, I suppose we should get some just-in-case pictures of the more historically interesting stamps on our block.

And now we get to enjoy this smooth, pleasantly dark road. We've had a couple small rains so we have some idea where the puddles form now (not in front of our driveway). And now, well, if we're going to go another fifty years without repaving at least I won't need to worry about when it gets really bad again.


Enough pinball of historic interest. Let's do some backglasses and playfield art.

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Oh yeah and don't forget the backs of people playing games. And yes, that's a Data East Playboy, one of three released games on that theme (and Williams had started working on another when they got out of the pinball business in 1999.)


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Williams Phoenix, which is not how I would have depicted a phoenix but then what do I know about how to depict a phoenix ?


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But here's the whole playfield which is, at least, full of bird and fire.


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Hey, I've heard of this arcade chain. Never was in one though.


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Lawman (1971; four-player version Sheriff) has an extremely goofy vibe to the western theme. And go ahead, guess who did the art of people smiling way out of proportion to the scene?


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Small bit of playfield art of Totally not The Lone Ranger and Tonto, from Lawman. That's right, these very smiley people are by Gordon Morison.


Trivia: In 1918 Chicago researchar Duff Abrams presented a paper showing what he had learned about concrete mixtures in ``about fifty thousand tests''. His strongest conclusion: concrete's strength was determined most of all by the amount of water used, and that one should always use the least amount of water needed to make a workable concrete. Source: The Big Roads: The Untold Story of the Engineers, Visionaries, and Trailblazers Who Created the American Superhighways, Earl Swift.

Currently Reading: Midway Park ``A Century Of Fun'' (1898 - 1998), Ron Gustafson.

Fowlerville is a small town on I-96 that we think about mostly because, when driving home from Cedar Point, [personal profile] bunnyhugger observes we're still half a freaking hour away from home even though we've been on the road a long while already. She has a similar reaction when coming from a less distant spot, like Ann Arbor or Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. But it drew a little attention to us this sasquachcentennial when they scheduled their big fireworks extravaganza for ... the 5th. Apparently they were too late in booking, but that's all right because everyone in town was glad for the I'm sorry, no, people were joining Facebook just to yell at them for this. But luckily, hey, turns out the weather was threatening enough on Sunday that the fireworks company wasn't willing to launch anything, so they had to postpone to the rain date of Saturday the 11th. And everyone in town was very happy about this especially when the thunderstorms didn't come and, I'm sorry, everyone went back and joined Facebook again to yell at them some more.

But the important thing to us is that the weekend after the confusing and disappointing 4th of July fireworks we had a chance at a do-over, and while it was nice to think about not doing a thing we yielded to the experience that says we're always glad when we go out and do something after all.

So, Fowlerville as a destination feels even farther than Fowlerville as a landmark. But we followed directions to the really quite large park that had a bunch of food trucks set up, and crowds of people spreading blankets over a suspiciously large yet uniform hill in the center of the park. Not knowing just where to set up we figured, well, follow the direction everybody else has set their chairs facing. This would be pretty good advice; we got seats not quite at the crowded apex of the hill, but not so far down that our camping chairs were unlevel. And near enough the slope that we could watch kids rolling downhill until it hurt them.

There were individuals setting off fireworks, or sparklers, or such from the time we got there through to 10:00. And then, almost as soon as you could ask ``when are they going to start the fireworks'' they started the fireworks. Whatever anger the community of Fowlerville felt online the previous weekend was long-since passed, and instead it was people come together enjoying spectacle and loud noises and kids chasing each other along hillsides until someone fell over.

The show lasted only about fifteen minutes, which means we spent much longer driving there, and walking to pick out a spot, and sitting still while a long unmoving procession of cars cleared out than we did watching anything particular. But sitting out on a hillside, in the dwindling hours of the evening, with the heat falling away, among people who are just enjoying being somewhere, and getting to eat a couple fried oreos? That's doing some good things.


Today in VFW Ann Arbor Pinball Hall of Fame pictures we go back to the start of flipper pinball As We Know It ...

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Humpty Dumpty, Gottlieb's 1947 game that took the earlier idea of pure mechanical batting games, hooked them up to an electromagnetic coil, and made what is definitely not a game of chance but rather a game of egg murder.


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Of course, early on, they hadn't yet established a grammar for things like 'how many flippers there should be' and 'what direction they should face'. That's six flippers and they're pointed the wrong way which is so very hard to deal with, I promise.


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Lower playfield. Now, you maybe wonder how to get that 10,000-or-bonus hole and the best way is to use those rubber bands beneath the flippers to bounce off. This kind of dead bounce is critical to the earliest games and is not a bad skill to have in your pocket on modern games, if you find any spaces on the table that don't react to the ball.


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Middle playfield. This is a scoop you could hope to get on your own. Note the heraldic logo of D Gottlieb and Co, Minneapolis.


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And the uppermost flippres. Good luck getting that 50,000 bumper lit. Note these are not pop bumpers; the ball bounces off them but doesn't get any energy from the encounter.


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And here's the game set up on the end of the row, where you can appreciate its side body art of 'square'.


Trivia: Through the 18th century Europeans used the saucer as a way to hold coffee or tea while it cooled; this required deeper and more convex saucers than their purely decorative modern version. Source: Tastes of Paradise: A Social History of Spices, Stimulants, and Intoxicants, Wolfgang Schivelbusch.

Currently Reading: Midway Park ``A Century Of Fun'' (1898 - 1998), Ron Gustafson.

PS: What's Going On In Rex Morgan, M.D.? Since when does Rene Belluso have nieces? May - August 2026 as my weekly plot recap that I definitely did not finish four minutes before publishing, it's so funny you would think I had!

The next big event was the 4th of July weekend. You remember the sasquatchcentennial, right? For those who don't remember, it was kind of a patriotic version of The Rise of Skywalker. The 3rd we went down to [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents; as traditional, their town had a fireworks show the day before and we hoped to bring at least her father, if not her mother, to sit out in the setting sun and then 15-20 minutes of explosions in the sky. Neither parent could be coaxed into it this time, though her father later expressed regret he hadn't gone after all.

He had tried to give me exact directions how to get there. My inability to remember the names of streets made it pointless trying to convince him I knew the way, and he does not believe that a phone can direct you anywhere. I finally said, you know, we can just follow every car in town. Turns out, we were there early enough that most cars were not at the park. We didn't get out there particularly early, we thought, but the crowd was small enough that someone from the American Legion hall came around selling boxes of popcorns among us, as there weren't enough people at the Hall's event.

After the show --- her father wanted to know its exact timing and disbelieved our estimate that it was the 15 - 20 minutes we always report --- it was time to set off some of our own fireworks. [personal profile] bunnyhugger's, anyway; she ignored her father's claim that he was uninterested in fireworks to get a bunch from this place in town, and sure enough, he was interested once they were available.

But the rain that had been threatening all evening moved in as we were starting to set things up, so [personal profile] bunnyhugger set out the big expensive pack, letting us start with the grand finale. Then it was back inside for some rain that actually passed pretty quickly. Thus did we return to the driveway for a string of fountains and other small fireworks, using up most of the stock before more yet not longer rain moved in again.

The next day, the Actual 4th of July, [personal profile] bunnyhugger made Coronation (vegetarian) Chicken, which sounds like snark but is just her traditional picnic sandwich salad. We took this and chips and pop and sparklers out to the park where we've taken to watching the fireworks and set up our camping chairs just in time for the skies to open and us to get soaked as we ran back to my car.

After ten minutes or so waiting in the car the rain seemed done and we set up again, less far away, waiting for the city fireworks to begin. And ... we weren't really sure when the fireworks started. There were fireworks all over the horizon, of course, including a bunch from people setting things off at the Armory parking lot, and the school parking lot opposite that, and at the ballpark in the city park we were hanging out in. Sometimes there'd be some big fireworks from the downtown area but never, like, a big show. Nothing substantial. We spent an hour-plus waiting and we were never sure we saw an official fireworks show.

It transpired that the city had started its fireworks show about a half-hour early owing to the forecast rain, and that it ran about a half-hour, and so we had missed it. This explained the stream of cars driving out of downtown that [personal profile] bunnyhugger observed. And yet, we were driving to the park during that half-hour when the fireworks were allegedly going. We were setting up our camping chairs in their first location when the show should have been reaching its climax. How the heck could we have missed the climax for the 2026 fireworks?


The next big photo-worthy thing we visited was the VFW Ann Arbor Pinball Hall of Fame open weekend and so you're going to have to deal with a bunch of backglass and playfield art. Sorry not sorry.

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The playfield to Bally's Time Zone, which among other things uses this nice inset series of lights for a particular shot's value and to give you the sort of time-tunnel effect that parallax scrolling but real allows.


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Hot Shots is a 1989 Gottlieb game I never heard of before but ended up enjoying a lot, albeit not for its backglass.


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It's one of those games with a carnival midway theme and as you see there's a lot of cartoon mayhem going on.


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The lower playfield for Hot Shots has a bunch of frogs spilled over for good reasons. It's also got this nice pop-up blocker that might just save your ball, if you're lucky.


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You gotta Beat the Clock! Which in this case is a 1963 Williams game, from a little after they got back into pinball, where everything has a speed theme and the flippers are numerous and well-separated.


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This is what the place looked like, in case you worried it didn't look like every pinball row ever.


Trivia: By 1801, official fireworks displays for the King's birthday had been discontinued in London, owing to a petition from people objecting to the inconveniences (particularly, the rowdy and sometimes dangerous crowd attracted) they caused. Some pleasure gardens put on their own shows. Source: A History of Fireworks: From Their Origins to the Present Day, John Withington.

Currently Reading: Midway Park ``A Century Of Fun'' (1898 - 1998), Ron Gustafson.

Having gone to Coral Gables the day before our anniversary, what was there to do on our actual anniversary but visit an amusement park? I took the day --- a Tuesday --- off work and pitched that we might visit Indiana Beach, which we haven't been to in years and which is having its centennial. But that's a very long day trip and we'd have to both leave the park before sunset and I'd get short sleep. Instead we went to Cedar Point, which among other things made it easy for us to get to bed on time as they closed at 9 pm.

We hoped that a midweek visit might be a return to the low-attendance days we enjoyed before I had an office job with specific hours. Also we hoped that the weather might keep people away from the park or at least keep them in the water park. Perhaps it worked too well. We would have great riding, with the triumph being Steel Vengeance on a mere fifteen-minute wait. (This partly because the ride was closed for a while and we happened to be nearby when it reopened). But the weather ... well, this was that part of late June/early July when the heat dome was smothering us and we were facing sequences of days above 495 degrees.

So while we shared the park with relatively few people, we also shared it with a blazing sun making it impossible to move between attractions, at least not without dreadful cost to our health bar. We had to pretty near stop in for a fountain drink any time we wanted to go from one ride or attraction to another, and at that still had to sit in what shade we could find and recover.

Besides trying out all the freestyle coke machines at the park --- and finding how many of them had run out of ice (you know it's hot when I'm looking for ice) --- we also somehow managed to miss the fries/cheese-on-a-stick stand up front being open, although we saw the customers of the day going through it at like 3 pm. Maybe it's some staffing shortage thing. American employers never have really recovered from the pandemic when they decided to kill a million people lest The Economy suffer.

The park was decorated, in part for the sasquatchcentennial. Want to feel old? July 4 was not even six weeks ago. Remember anything about it? Nope. But they had 250th signs up front, and inflatable statues all over, including a fun one of of a fries-wielding seagull in Uncle Sam top hat. We had the bad luck to go the one day of the week that had a minimum of special events, though --- a Peanuts show, a costume contest that we missed, and an eating contest we would not have gone to --- and I was startled they didn't even have fireworks for the week. (They had them scheduled only for the 4th of July.) They also had a little Presidential Walk of Fame set up showcasing the eight Presidents who came from Ohio, half of whom did not die in office and several of whom did not leave behind legacies of incredible corruption and malfeasance!

And, as mentioned, the riding was good, if for nothing else because the breeze took an edge off the heat. The most anomalous thing was that Raptor was down, for maybe the first time ever; but Gemini was running both trains --- and we got walk-on rides to both --- and Mine Ride was in good order and as mentioned, Steel Vengeance had only a fifteen-or-so minute wait. We also got a ride on Siren's Curse, which had a more nearly normal half-hour wait. That was great, though, as we got a seat closer to the front than we'd ever had before, one where at the train's gimmick --- the moment where on the top of the lift hill, it pivots until it faces directly down --- we couldn't see the end of the track, giving a better illusion that we're held in place only by gravity not yet having caught us.

We also got to all the carousels, with the most curious one being the Cedar Downs Derby Racer. This racing carousel had, for years now, been using the audio track of a real historic race as soundtrack for the ride. But last year, in a fit of nostalgia for what came before, they returned to using the music Championship Season, a bit of stock music amusement parks and, sometimes, late night talk shows doing a sports-themed bit will use. They had used that music for decades, replacing (I am told by [personal profile] bunnyhugger) a much older, much warblier audio track of some called race. This year, though? They're apparently doing both, playing the music and the race calling, a compromise I assume everybody is angry about.

So this made our first visit to Cedar Point for the year, and it was a pretty good one despite the heat. Looking forward to the next couple.


Now to close out Pinball at the Zoo for this year. Try and guess whether the next thing in my photo roll was pinball or amusement parks!

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Miscellaneous small merch for sale, including Tiny Pac-Man Pinball and a book that you had if you were a kid in 1983.


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Something we'd heard about but not gotten the chance to play before the last day: Alice Goes To Wonderland, a boutique-pinball game that we got nearly all the way through the game of before it crashed.


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Stern row showing off some of their most recent games, including the first place where I got to play Pokemon any.


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Closing up Pinball At The Zoo. Sonic Spinball is not the new pinball game Jersey Jack's put out, but rather a home-brew one that shows a bunch of Sonic the Video Game stuff on the backglass and uses sounds and stuff that I know from that. There was always a line for it.


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Aw, somene left behind half of a 1980 Star Trek.


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Rolling things up to put back in the Pinball Warehouse until next year.


Weirdly, I didn't bring my camera in to MJS's afterparty this year. That would have been my last chance to get a photograph of MWS, who visited it briefly ... I'm not sure I'd want to share it, though, given how he did look by then.

Trivia: Alan Shephard and Gus Grissom were examined by a psychiatrist the morning of their (suborbital) Mercury flights, prior to putting on their pressure suits. They, John Glenn, and Scott Carpenter were given a thorough psychiatric assessment after their flights. Source: To Touch The Face Of God: The Sacred, the Profane, and the American Space Program, 1957 - 1975, Kendrick Oliver. Psychiatrists had good reason to think long periods sitting in an unchanging chamber could be disorienting or worse; the steady yet varied workload mitigated against this, though.

Currently Reading: Midway Park ``A Century Of Fun'' (1898 - 1998), Ron Gustafson.

Moving on to late June, now ... well, the Coral Gables was a bar/restaurant/music venue going back, like, forever. It had been a student bar and dance hall and, after a catastrophic fire that destroyed the dance hall and forced them to rebuild, carried on for decades. The clientele gradually got older and older, probably linked to East Lansing ending local prohibition in the 60s so a bar just outside the city limits like the Coral Gables wasn't needed for the young. And so, a couple months ago, the owners announced they were closing down, with the 30th of June the restaurant's last day.

We had, remarkably for a local institution, never been there together; [personal profile] bunnyhugger hadn't been inside in years and that last time just to check a rumor they had a pinball machine (they did not, that she could find). We had gone for lunch the Saturday before their scheduled close, discovering when we arrived that they were shutting midday for a couple hours, so we went with our next-best option of going for dinner the day before their final day, which we imagined would be madness.

The place was busy, although not as packed as we had feared, maybe because it was a Monday after all and we were there in the evening hours. The waiting area had a healthy number of pictures and vintage menus and old newspaper clippings and such, including one of ``first drive-through service'' (a car that had crashed through the door).

We expect the last days of a restaurant to be a little chaotic, particularly as they run out of stuff for their signature dishes. I forget what the first thing I ordered was but the waiter came back to report that it was not available. No worries; I figured I could try the baked spaghetti then. And a bit later it turned out this was also impossible because, the waiter explained, ``someone had taken the big spaghetti''. I was delighted and I think I laughed out loud and I hope they didn't think I was being sarcastic. But I love the explanation which perfectly explains the problem and also somehow reduces your understanding of the problem. What is signified by ``big'' in this context? Who took the spaghetti? What circumstances led someone to misunderstand the intended fate of the big spaghetti? Was it a misunderstanding and not something worse? We can only imagine and smile at every option.

I got something for dinner anyway, I think in the ravioli family. Doesn't matter. We also got a dessert, rice pudding for me and a small ice cream for [personal profile] bunnyhugger. Maybe the other way around. Doesn't matter. Having finally gotten to enjoy the Coral Gables I now had the regret we hadn't been here more, since it was a perfectly good spot for a not-a-big-deal dinner. There was a sign in the lobby saying they were working on ideas for providing food but, eh, who knows if they'll become a ghost kitchen or what.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger led us out through the back way, to get pictures of the other room and the banquet rooms and such. Also to lead me out the way that holds a giant, ancient sculpture of Daffy Duck in a Spartans sweatshirt. I was somehow unprepared for this. The lore is that it was a parade(?) float figure for a particular group of students who'd come to the restaurant for just forever and it stayed with the restaurant for reasons that surely made sense at the time. What that sense was, I don't know, and it is likely I never shall.


Here's some more Pinball At The Zoo photography, which is all more explicable.

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It happens every Pinball At The Zoo (I haven't actually seen it happen in several Pinballs at the Zoo): someone dropped the glass cover of the game and so the sweeping-up begins.


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It's kind of beautiful how it shatters into pieces that don't have particularly sharp edges ready to cut you many times over.


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Meanwhile, the women's tournament reached its end. Here's trophies being awarded.


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One of the zoo-themed trophies; I think this is the one FAE took home for a first-place finish.


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That's the petrified lion seen in profile.


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And here's [personal profile] bunnyhugger enjoying a game of Mystery Castle, one of the handful of games Alvin G and Company made in the 90s while they were able and really fun once you figure out what you're doing.


Trivia: RCA, working with Kroger's, tested out a bar-code system using bullseye-style circular thicker and thinner rings to encode product information. Source: The Barcode: How a Team Created One of the World's Most Ubiquitous Technologies, Paul V McEnroe. Although circular barcodes offered the advantage it was impossible to have them the wrong way over the scanner, they had the drawback that if printed with too much or too little ink (and the first generation of commercially used codes would be, often, stickers slapped on to boxes designed without coding, so would be very erratically inked) the code would be wrong. (In rectangular codes like ended up being used, the relative thickness of lines is more important, so they're less vulnerable to over- and under-inking.)

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings.

Well, before all that I was planning to do my usual weekly recap of my humor blog. Here's a week's worth of postings there:


And then here's some more Pinball At The Zoo pictures:

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Plaques that would go to some of the people who brought their games to show off, in a bunch of categories. I believe RLM won a plaque but can't remember which game it was for. At least one year he won it for his Flash Gordon that looks and plays like a brand-new game.


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And plaques for whoever would take trophy positions in the B Division. Last decade, second place would be one of ours.


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Just because vendors brought a great variety of things didn't mean they wanted to keep it, or even necessarily sell it.


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Games yawning wide in the hopes of getting a bit of repair.


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There's not only pinball and video game stuff on sale.


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And now we come back to pinball-backglass pictures. Panthera certainly has a look to it.


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And here's the (lower) playfield of Panthera, where we can see the female lead has boots of stunning impracticality for any situation.


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Here's a coin-op arm wrestler that, too, can beat me easily.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger getting a play in on a retro-80s-style table, Ninja Eclipse.


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Here's some foxes, probably kitsune, and chickens, probably whatever chickens represent in Kewl Ninja Lore, on the table.


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And a game we really hoped to play, Winchester Mystery House, based on just what it says. We didn't get to play enough to have a real sense of what to do but that feels in-theme at least.


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Here's the upper playfield of Winchester Mystery House, which is the sort of complex, overstuffed set of things to shoot at you'd imagine.


Trivia: The average capacity of a wine glass rose from about 66 ml in the 1700s to about 450 ml by 2017. Source: Seriously Curious: The Facts and Figures That Turn Our World Upside-Down, Editor Tom Standage.

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings.

And then sometimes life just sends a truck to run you over.

One of our pet mice died. I'll put the rest behind a cut.

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I return now to the present day and sad pet health news, this one about the mouse that we'd had surgery done on. I'll keep the rest behind a cut so you can decide if you have the energy for that right now.

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In happier news let's carry on with Pinball At The Zoo pictures. I think this is a couple pictures from the end of the day Friday and then the start of Saturday. Never mind if they're not.

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Some of the art on the upper playfield of Popeye; it's pretty good furry art for not being by a furry (as in someone in the fandom).


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Gator detail just enjoying the sun. Note the pelican(?) that's just eaten the Moon.


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Side body art of Bluto being attacked by a bunch of animals just because he's quite bad and is trying to chisel off an elephant's tusk.


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Extremely faded bumper sticker that's turned into some vore humor.


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The ape at the entrance. I keep thinking that I know its name and I keep, every time, being wrong.


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This was adorable: a small-size home pinball from the 1970s, CB Charlie, which I had a couple fun games on and thought half-seriously about buying since it is small and cute. Mercifully, someone else bought it so I didn't have to think about it any more.


Trivia: Julius Caesar's calendar reform changed Sextilis --- the month we call August --- from a 29-day to a 31-day month. Octavian --- Augustus --- did not. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel. Steel spends some time laying out the story that attributes the 31-day August to Augustus and traces the first appearance of the story Augustus had the month made that long to no later than 13th-century England.

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings.

You might ask why, Austin, was it important to drive home from Madison Sunday night after a full day at a low-key but still busy amusement park? You had the next day off, after all, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger had offered to figure out somewhere in or near town we could stay overnight. These are good points. The most compelling answers are still pretty lightweight, that I'd wanted to have a solid morning-to-afternoon of sleeping in after what would prove to be a 1,661-mile driving tour. Also that I needed to have a blood draw for my routine physical about a week later and this was the only good time I'd have to go in after the eight-hour fast of sleeping all night. I promised that if I started to feel too tired to drive effectively I'd say so and we'd find a hotel wherever we happened to be. Yes, I know one of the problems in being sleepy is poor judgement about just how sleepy you are, but hey, we're here safe and sound so I must have been making only good choice all along.

Not making a good choice? Google Maps, because for some reason [personal profile] bunnyhugger's phone got it in its tiny little head that the best way for us to drive home was to get the ferry that runs between Milwaukee and Muskegon. This might be more time-efficient, if you ignore that the ferry runs only two times per day and the next time was not for like eleven more hours, and that the ferry comes with a toll of about $271 for two people in one car. Even the Illinois Turnpike --- which sent us a bill including late charges for not paying the bill before we received it --- came in under 40 bucks. But we did not realize what it was doing --- it had us taking I-94, which we knew would eventually loop around Chicago and into southern Michigan, exactly what we wanted to do --- until we were in Milwaukee and being told to take the turnoffs for the harborfront and agreeing, that makes no sense.

This diversion put another half-hour or so on our return drive, a difference a little annoying but not too important, considering we had no plans to wake up early the next day. If it had any big influence it's that when we were finally approaching the Chicago area and ready to eat somewhere everything was closing up, including --- at the rest area over the Illinois turnpike we finally stopped at --- a Subway shop that rolled the shutters down just as we were picking it out. So, we ate less and later than we had wanted, and got home later than we wanted.

But we did get home, and collapsed into bed with everything pretty good, really. Our trip had seen many great moments and many disappointments, and it'd be a while before we completely quashed the idea of returning to Valleyfair[!] to make good on the missed roller coaster, or even to Six Flags Great America to catch American Eagle while it was promised to be run as a racing coaster. Or to get back to Mount Olympus to re-ride Hades and maybe do more Wisconsin Dells things. (I learned there's a small furry convention there, but in November, when it'd be hard to find other tourist-attracting items to do.) This may not have been our most successful trip, but it was one I am so very glad we finally made.


And now, picture-wise? I'm ready to bring you back to pinball stuff but in the far-distant past of April 2026, and Pinball At The Zoo weekend. I didn't end up separating my Pinball At The Zoo pictures by day so please don't worry about which day things were yourself. They just happened more or less in order.

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Entrance of the Gladiators! I was a couple minutes late to the opening of the show Friday (I worked Thursday), but was still able to see the morning rush.


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BMK buying some more entries (I assume) and other people spending their entries in the main tournament.


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Someone brought a Popeye Saves The Earth to show off! It was even sometimes working!


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I do like the artistic choice of the Popeye characters in full color and the various animals who do not at all look stoned and/or horny, thank you Python Anghelo, being in monochrome.


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More of the endangered animals on the ship Popeye is ... flying through space? Anyway lot of great expressions on animals here, including the navigator raccoon, the peacock who can not believe this, and the ostrich wondering if the squirrel is trying to steer the rhinoceros?


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Popeye is so determined to carry on his business no matter how much the weasel is trying to surf on deck.


Trivia: In December 1372 the (roughly) 30-year-old Geoffrey Chaucer was sent from London to Genoa as a trade envoy, and then --- in a confidential side mission --- to Florence to meet Bardi bankers, presumably about a recent loan to the English king of seven thousand florins. Source: The Notebook: A History of Thinking on Paper, Roland Allen.

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings.

I am not sure whether we rode Little A-merrick-a's Scrambler. It seems like something we'd do. But it's also a ride we'd probably feel comfortable skipping if pressed for time for other things, such as the train ride or the monorail or the roller coasters which we did reride several times. I can tell you about something I rode that [personal profile] bunnyhugger very much did not.

She wanted to take her normal daily half-hour walk and sometime during the park's operating day was obviously the good time for it. So we split up that she could walk and I could ride something she would not. This is Test Pilot, their Eyerly Roll-O-Plane. It's a ride we've been on before, at Sylvan Beach in upstate New York back in 2021, a pair of cars on the ends of a large axle rotating vertically, with each half the car rotating clockwise or counterclockwise so that the car rotates sideways but never actually makes the passenger go upside-down. Wikipedia tells me the motion is based on an Immelmann Turn, an aviation maneuver that aviation people are always wowed by.

The line was surprisingly near fifteen minutes long and the ride operator asked if I wanted the seat on the right or left; I ended up getting the right but also talked about how I was just glad to ride it at all, since you don't see these much. The cabin is tight; the padding is ample and pretty well staples you into your seat so that much as you don't do upside-down you probably wouldn't be in much danger if you did. Apart from stuff falling out of your pockets, which the ride operator asked me several times to make sure I didn't have anything in loose pockets. No trouble for me; cargo pockets with velcro closures. That's as reasonably safe as you could hope for.

After the ride with me looking at how I was just halfway through [personal profile] bunnyhugger's walk, I thought, what else did I want to ride that she might not want to? And realized, why not just ride the Roll-O-Plane again? Not that there weren't more rides I'd like being on but, like, I can ride a Tilt-a-Whirl or a Parachute Drop anywhere. So I got back in line and startled the ride operator who said I could've just reridden if I'd asked. Well, there was a ten-minute-or-so line, I wouldn't dare have asked even if I'd known. This time I got on the left side; it makes a difference whether the first half of the ride you start out by going forwards or back. (Halfway through the ride the direction of the main rotation reverses, so everyone gets as much time spinning forward as back.) So I had a good, full experience on my own.

Toward the end of our day I suggested and [personal profile] bunnyhugger accepted the suggestion to play miniature golf. You know how we always like that. It's normally an upcharge attraction but for the festival day? Nope, it was free. Also free, fortunately: pencils. Somehow our first scorekeeping pencil vanished and we had to snag another. The park's practice/warmup area is a green in the shape of the United States, with one practice hole around Madison and the other somewhere near Dallas for whatever reason. Maybe they didn't have a better idea.

As often happens we enjoyed the miniature golf but took it slowly, and repeatedly let groups play through because there's no having fun when a pack of a half-dozen kids who want to whack balls everywhere are behind you. There were some fun, challenging holes here, including one three-level, par-five hole that evoked Kokomo's beloved impossible 13th hole. Also another where the green gets interrupted --- twice --- by miniature train tracks. No train goes over them, but the suggestion was there. So we played while drinking some fruity drink and munching on some spicy fried vegetables cut into peace-symbol shapes that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had found at one of the food trucks. They were so satisfying; you'd be surprised.

Also surprising me: we took forever playing golf. Our original plans had been that we'd head out of the park around 5 pm or so, lest we take forever driving home. We were actually looking to leave after 6:30. I, living without a watch and never checking my phone at a park, hadn't the faintest. We got some last coaster rides in --- the majority of the crowd had left the park, but it was still bustling --- and checked out the gift shop and game room where we belatedly discovered they had a Simpsons Pinball Party and we had no quarters. And probably no time to play, much as we wanted to support them. They also had a couple of carousel animals, including a rabbit wearing a park hat, the origins and purpose of which were a total mystery.

And that, dear reader, closed out our last park of the Old Northwest Tempest; the rare park with no disappointments of any kind and no inclement weather even hinted at. Just a magnificent day to close things out.

Now we just had to drive home. That night.


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There's the river, with more water than it knows what to do with.


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Looking back at the Forks (not the historic forks, but fork enough for me).


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Couple of ducks at the Beach. (Which is a pond in the park, with sand trucked in to be the beachfront.)


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Duck checking back to see if I'm trouble and if they need to take care of me.


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And then in another part of the river was this duck just hanging out.


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Duck inspired to move out rather than stick around for me.


Trivia: Plastic models company AMT was begun in 1948 as a side business by West Gallogy Sr, who made promotional car models for the Big Three automobile companies. AMT --- Aluminum Metal Toys Corporation --- originally made models of metal such as aluminum, and the Troy, Michigan, company expanded into injection molded plastic kits. Source: Inspired Enterprise: How NASA, the Smithsonian, and the Aerospace Community Helped Launch Star Trek, Glen E Swanson.

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings.

Getting on the Little Dipper meant we'd ridden all the roller coasters and we still had a good wide swath of day left to us. The one we dare not miss was the carousel, which may have been your standard-issue Chance fiberglass but was still a carousel that looks pretty nice and that we're just sorry we didn't see lit up by night.

The ride that had been most built up to me in the years before we got to this park was the miniature train ride. The train --- the Whiskey River Railway --- is a one-third size gauge so it's a pretty substantial model railroad. They're also looking for volunteers to help with the maintenance and if you volunteer you can even get to drive it yourself. I know this because while we were waiting around for the ride (I may have just been hanging around waiting for [personal profile] bunnyhugger to get out of the much busier women's restrooms) someone with the train pitched this to me, as something that maybe I'd be interested in?

I don't know why he singled me out as someone who might be so taken by a miniature train that I might want to volunteer my time to repairing or operating it. I'm just a middle-aged, slightly pudgy white guy with a beard hanging out at an amusement park for kids despite not being obviously attached to any children, and standing near the miniature railway that the park was literally built around. Weird, huh?

This also is not even the most recent time I've been just assumed to be a Train Guy, but the story of that will come in time, unless I forget. If I get through telling you about something called ``Midway State Park'' without talking about Train Guy assumptions then nag me, please.

The important thing is we did get on the railroad and, as promised, it's a long ride, tolerably close to the promised half-hour based on my camera timestamps. It starts out like you imagine, puttering around the amusement park where you can see the backside of a lot of rides or common areas. And then it heads out into the Wisconsin countryside. It isn't set up as a scenic railway, not like (for example) at Cedar Point where one half of the ride takes you through comic western scenes with skeleton animatronics. It's just space. Corn fields, housing developments in the distance, a lake. The far side is a campground and there was a stop there where nobody got on or off. It goes past an exotic-animals petting zoo(?) of some kind, with emus and llamas and geese and zebras. And picnic tables, and fields, and finally back into the park. I don't know that I can say what is so good about this ride --- put into text it sounds like there's nothing much there --- but it's an incredibly good nothing. You experience riding the train and you aren't seriously distracted from that. I sincerely recommend it, because it really is that good.

Less long and less meditative was the monorail ride. The park somehow has an elevated monorail running around just the rides area, not out into the mild wilderness. We got a lot of nice views of the park area, the miniature golf course, some pools and a bumper boats attraction, the carousel in its building looking like an ornament, the graveyard next door. Everything. I don't know why there's a graveyard next door. I imagine cheap land prices.


And now I start the third and final go-round of the similar walks with [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents' dog. I promise you, the dog is here.

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Another walk, another visit to the dam that won't be there after a couple more years.


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It had been raining a lot, to where the tee-ball fields were watery.


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Here's the little waterfall near that spring water, photographed from where it looks big enough that Marshall, Will, and Holly might fall over it into the Land of the Lost.


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Just look at those banks, totally inadequate to the water.


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The frisbee-golf course is also partly underwater here.


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And the river dividing the adjacent parks is practically a torrent. I also like how the water and reflections look almost like a patterned silver-leaf layer.


Trivia: Jackson Pollock started work for the Federal Art Project in 1935 as a muralist, because the work rules for muralists were easier than those working on easels. (He switched when the easel-art rules were relaxed.) Source: American-Made: The Enduring Legacy of the WPA, Nick Taylor.

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings. Oh, tch, no, poor guy has finally got to Calculus and talking Zeno's Paradoxes as though mathematicians have solved them because they can calculate around them. Going to just post something from my defunct mathematics blog about that and move on.

The second coaster we went to was the Swiss Toboggan. This is that small roller coaster designed to be a portable ride or to fit at any park anywhere. It's got a central silo that the two-seater-if-you're-lucky car ascends vertically in, and then spirals around before running out a little nonsense to burn off any remaining momentum. We rode one at Lakemont Park in its final years as a working amusement park, and then another on the midway at the Eaton County Fair. Conneaut Lake Park had one for years, but sitting in pieces in a parking lot, never working when we visited. With three of them under our belts there's a good chance we've ridden a significant fraction of the toboggans still remaining.

Little Amerricka's ride, by the way, started out at Dogpatch USA, the Li'l Abner-themed amusement park that opened shortly before Li'l Abner cartoonist Al Capp got too sexually-harassy for the 1970s. The ride went to Enchanted Forest, same place Little Amerricka's Mad Mouse was from. Enchanted Forest also had an Allan Herschell Little Dipper, which might be the one that the now-defunct Deer Forest Fun Park in Coloma, Michigan, would get, but that's not proven.

The Toboggan experience here is much like that of the other rides --- well, they are mass-produced --- but it's still a good ride. Like, it's constant lateral motion, like the exciting part of a wild mouse ride. And while the ride doesn't have any big drops, the helix downward means the ride keeps getting faster as you get lower, good compensation for the loss of the 45-foot height.

The third roller coaster and the last we were confident we could ride was Meteor. This was also the one that had a reasonable line. Just a couple ride cycles and it's big enough to be able to handle a bunch of people. This is the coaster that was put in since [personal profile] bunnyhugger's last visit, although I believe she saw it in stages of assembly. Meteor is a junior wooden coaster, designed by the same person who did the Kiddieland Little Dipper now at Six Flags Great America, as well as Thunderhawk at Dorney Park, The Wild One at Six Flags over Lost America, and Knoebels's Phoenix. Also Lake Compounce's Wildcat, but they can't all be winners. It's also not just the rare wooden roller coaster to be relocated, it's the extremely rare --- Wikipedia claims first one --- to be relocated twice. The ride had started as the Little Dipper of Kiddytown in something called ``Norridge, Illinois'', and then in 1967 --- way ahead of the curve for this sort of thing --- moved to Hillcrest Park in wherever Lemont, Illinois was, as Little Dipper again. When that park closed Little Amerricka got it and, four years later, opened up their fourth coaster, this time called Meteor, possibly because they already had a Little Dipper.

It's not a large coaster --- a mere 28 feet, shorter even than the Toboggan and possibly shorter than the Mad Mouse; I can't find a height figure for it --- but it is a good, fun one. Figure-eight layout, with some nice time at the top to see the park around you. Wooden coaster, as mentioned. And it has a curved loading station, just like with some of our most-loved coasters.

And yet ... there was another.

I mentioned the Little Dipper that I assume forced Meteor to take a new name. This is an Allan Herschell Little Dipper ride, dating back to who knows when; Roller Coaster Database lists the previous owner as ``a private party in Missouri'' that was never able to refurbish the ride. Lots of these were made, like back in the 50s, mostly for kiddie parks. We'd seen its twins at Conneaut Lake Park and Quassy and Tuscora Park (which it seems might possibly have been the Super Coaster that was Cedar Point's only roller coaster for several years in the 50s). We'd ridden it at Quassy, although that day at Little Amerricka it was an open topic of debate whether we ever had ridden one. Most parks that still have one set it for kids only --- even the nearly rules-free Conneaut Lake Park wouldn't let us on --- and we couldn't settle that from our memories alone. Could we ride it here? The ride operator's opinion was, yeah, sure, why not?

The why not is there's other people who want to ride it too, and the train is too small for the both of us to fit in one seat. So, we ended up taking turns, on separate rides, which did offer the advantage we could photograph each one another getting the ride. And with that, we had all four coasters at the park, and our last coaster credits for the trip. It wasn't yet 2:30 pm.


Here, now, a different example of the same walk I shared pictures of yesterday.

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A couple weeks later and walking the same path. This dock is one that someone in the neighborhood set up for their own use, although the signs proclaiming that have vanished, possibly because they can't really claim the public riverfront.


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The dam you can see in the center top of the picture? That's slated for demolition so be warned, there's going to be so many pictures of it looking the same around this blog for months to come.


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Here's an iron ladder into the river near the dam, by the way.


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And here's the dam at work letting water through. It really is doing something, though; it's what creates that river the neighbors built their dock on.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger getting some pictures of the dam while it's still there.


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Look at that, sluice gates or whatever they call it.


Trivia: In the 1920s Macy's tried having German shepherds patrolling the department store at night, but the long-haired dogs struggled with enduring the summer months. Source: The Grand Emporiums: The Illustrated History of America's Great Department Stores, Robert Hendrickson. I feel like that needs a [citation needed] somehow.

Currently Reading: Math History: A Long-Form Mathematics Textbook, Jay Cummings.