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The last big thing on the schedule was for the evening, the reunion dinners. Traditionally the 25th reunion gets a big formal banquet at the upscale restaurant and [personal profile] bunnyhugger's class missed that because of the pandemic. At the time, she remembers, the administration said they wouldn't miss the banquet-hall banquet, they'd just hold it on the 30th. And, indeed, whereas ordinarily only every fifth year through to the 50th reunion gets a special designated event, this year the 55th reunion got its banquet.

So the Class of '96 got put in the campus's athletic center, in a meeting room on the top floor set between the basketball court and the swimming pool --- one window onto the basketball court was open so we could have jumped out into the bleachers --- and catered by the campus food service. It wasn't well-attended, either, which maybe justifies dropping it into the least space available.

Also, weirdly, while there was a cash bar there was not, like, soft drinks available. This is especially weird because up until shortly after [personal profile] bunnyhugger's time there Earlham College had been a dry campus, a rule taken seriously enough that it produced a scandal when it turned out the college president's house had some alcohol for entertaining guests. There was some iced tea at least; bizarrely, there wouldn't be coffee.

They did, though, have a copy of the Class of '96 yearbook, so I could see [personal profile] bunnyhugger's photograph. It was a large one, showing her at the table in the seminar room. She was surprised to see it had her listed under her birth name, rather than the nickname she used so rigorously through college that when she reverted back to her birth name friends gave her a hard time for it. She wasn't sure just when she had chosen to put aside her college name and it was at least as far back as Picture Submission Deadline. Or she felt a Permanent Record like yearbooks needed more gravitas.

A little into the night --- where the football player mentioned earlier was entertaining everyone as though the evening's success were his responsibility --- someone came over to say the president was trying to get to all the class reunions and had a few minutes to take four or five questions. [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I independently thought this meant the class president, and no, this was the college president. ([personal profile] bunnyhugger had the advantage of remembering the school didn't have class presidents; being a Quaker school, one might have a convener but not a president.)

Anyway, the four or five questions spun out of control as the first person to ask anything decided to ask several follow-ups, mostly about the existential threat the school faces with collapsing enrollment and the endowment dwindling. (At an appeal for donations later the appealant claimed only three percent of the Class of '96 had donated anything, which as I work out the class sizes implies ... like ... eight people donated? That seems implausibly low.) And then the next person wanted to make clear that while he, as a successful Business man, was happy with his Earlham education his daughter who totally exists was concerned that there might not be enough ideological diversity in the board of trustees or in the faculty to represent the sort of people who look and act like, oh, her father. The president got out of the ``won't somebody please think of the cishet white males'' question and also promised they were forming a committee to study what it would take to restart the football program.

Not counting the football player none of [personal profile] bunnyhugger's friends from college turned out to be at the dinner. But there was a designated afterparty, in a bar downtown. The bar turned out to be a combination coffee shop/bar, kind of like what our local hipster bar tried briefly to be. In the bar area was a band performing while alumnae gathered around and watched. Also a couple of those Multi-Mame arcade games; [personal profile] bunnyhugger put up a high score on Bubbles, the cleaning-soap-bubble game.

After the concert ended we went back into the coffee bar area and hung out with some of the people we'd met exploring the mailboxes in the student union. And that included one of them presenting to another a bowl made with a map of Detroit inside. This using a mapmaking style where places of significance are marked rather than, like, just where the roads and the neighborhood borders are. I was able to understand the riverfront; the highlighted spots were, of course, things important to their relationship. They passed it around for us all to appreciate and both [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I were impressed with the craft and artistry and terrified to be holding the thing.

This would be the last organized thing of the reunion. There was a departing breakfast early the next morning and we weren't getting up for that. But we had plans for things to do before leaving town.


And now, we haven't left Little Amerricka just yet, but we are on the train that leaves and comes back to it. Right now?

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Returning by train. Here's the swimming area complete with beach sand and a lot of inflatables that look fun to play on, but which were going untested.


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And then more of this; it was soothing to spend so much time in the relative calm.


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And then we got to the emus and it turns out there's exotic animals here.


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Not many we could get good pictures of but here's a zebra, its origins and purpose still a complete mystery.


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Back to the rides now, and Meteor. Here's the ride operator hanging on the brake lever.


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And here's the train coming to the station.


Trivia: In 1887 a priest near Toulon recommended, as a practical exorcism, that one spill lentils on the floor and leave them overnight. Evidently the theory was that picking up the lentils was too tedious for the supernatural beings. Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography, Graham Robb.

Currently Reading: American Scientist, November-December 2026. Editor Fenella Saunders.

There were only the two class sessions in the Saturday afternoon schedule, so what better thing to do then go back to the Student Union and look in the gift shop to see if there were any interesting souvenirs of the school? And then we got distracted by the pile of old yearbooks the bookstore --- now selling almost no books --- had and was offering to good homes. (They had one from as far back as 1928!) The collection was scattershot and they did not have the 1996 yearbook, so we could not look for [personal profile] bunnyhugger's graduation picture.

Ah, but ... if you have heard of Earlham College at all, for reasons not connected to knowing [personal profile] bunnyhugger, it is likely because that was the alma mater of two of the hosts of The Flophouse bad-movies podcast. We knew that Dan McCoy and Stuart Wellington had gone to the school just after [personal profile] bunnyhugger --- they speak of some professors and a few individuals that she knew --- and what do you know but they did have the McCoy-Wellington yearbook. Their yearbook photos look ... fine. They look like normal 22-or-so-year-olds at the turn of the millennium. While we got pictures of their pictures and [personal profile] bunnyhugger shared the news of finding them in The Flophouse's facebonk page, she didn't post them lest they embarrass the hosts somehow. But, again, nothing to be embarrassed by other than that they were younger than they are now.

Also in the Student Union? The old mailboxes, in the basement, and we went downstairs where [personal profile] bunnyhugger could find her old postal box without problem. What she could not remember was the combination, to settle the ancient question of whether they ever changed the combinations. (The dial didn't seem to be working so in this case it might be moot --- some of the boxes had their old letter-based locks changed to numeral-based locks.) But! There happened to be another group of alumnae wandering around looking for their mailboxes and what do you know but one of them had [personal profile] bunnyhugger's same box! This was a great and delightful coincidence and, sad to report, she couldn't remember her old combination either.

Since leaving the reunion [personal profile] bunnyhugger has gotten a sense of what the combination might have been but there's no way of testing it or checking with the other woman who'd had the box. There was word being passed around of people finding their old combinations still working, though, which I would find believable. If I ever think to visit my old Rutgers post office box I will have to try my combination --- C-IJ-DE --- and see if that does anything good.

We did some more exploring of the student union, finding things like the main offices of the student radio --- the outside was covered in record album covers, though how far back those go is unknown to me --- and the theater club and spots where the post office used to be (it's moved into the bookstore/gift shop) or the bank used to be (it's gone so completely she and the other group couldn't figure where the teller window had been), or spots that folks agreed used to be the co-op in the misty past but now was the college e-sports team lounge. That sort of thing.

I enjoyed having [personal profile] bunnyhugger show me all these places important to her life. But it was time we headed out, as there was something big coming up.


Next in the Little Amerricka pictures we start the long ride on the train! I did not take pictures every 75 seconds of this ride, don't worry.

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I'd mentioned there was a festival going on, and it included very loud live music. Here's the band. I can still hear this picture ringing in my ears.


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``L A'' flower beds near the front of the park and I swear to you it was only on seeing this that I realized the name ``Little Amerricka'' was playing on Chicago's Great America amusement park.


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Anyway, we're taking the train ride now. Here's a view of a train outside the train window.


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The train leaves the park and goes deep into ... undeveloped space? And a lot of it; the ride goes a good twenty minutes out like this.


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It eventually reaches a campground that was new from the last time [personal profile] bunnyhugger visited.


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Nobody was waiting here to load --- or to leave --- the train at the campground, which includes a swimming area and a basketball court and a dunking booth.


Trivia: At the end of the 19th century linguists considered French to have about 55 major dialects and hundreds of subdialects, belonging to four distinct language groups: Romanic, Germanic, Celtic, and Euskaric (Basque). Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography, Graham Robb.

Currently Reading: American Scientist, November-December 2026. Editor Fenella Saunders.

The second of the classes we attended together was in Carpenter Hall, home of the badly denuded Philosophy department, and in fact in one of the classrooms that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had attended courses in. She couldn't be sure just which classes she'd had, but it was one of the regular ones. And just as in the day the instructor --- a Classics professor who (later on) would agree that Earlham was facing an existential threat but observed that it's been living on existential threats his half-century there --- had everyone arrange their desks in a circle. This was in one sense easy as the desks were actually mobile, wheeled seat-and-desk combinations easy to move just anywhere without the great dragging scrape of your normal legged student desk.

The problem was that his talk, reaching from Plato's notion of ``choosing a life'' to modern problems of how to govern and what a liberal-arts school is supposed to be, was incredibly popular. We got there with only one mobile seat left; I took one of the plain old chairs meant for instructors who preferred sitting. More people would keep coming in, swiping seats from adjacent classrooms until people got shy about that, and a good eight or so people ended up sitting on the floor. The professor also included a translation of a piece of the Republic --- his own translation, one he admitted to struggling over because he felt the complex grammar of the original meant the piece was supposed to show Socrates bubbling over with ideas forcing one another out of the way, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger hoped to find time to compare this to other translations she has --- and started by talking about what he was thinking about and transitioning into getting people to share their thoughts with a deft touch. I was interested in the underlying topic, of course, but also fascinated by just how he managed to make turning a lecture into a discussion so smoothly it never felt like a transition happened. If nothing else it taught me why [personal profile] bunnyhugger so loved the classes she had at Earlham and how disappointing it is every time her own classes can't be coaxed into saying a word. I don't know how the mathematics folks run things there but there is a magic in a class that feels like it's urging you to share an opinion.

We talked briefly with the professor after the session --- as expected he knew and respected the Classics professor that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had studied under --- and then went looking at what things from the Philosophy department were still hung in the walls and in office windows and all. The most curious of them was a little cardboard-backed 'pinbal' board --- you know, the kind made of cheap plastic where you shoot a ball bearing up into plastic C-shaped holes --- with a backing of philosophers. Aristotle was worth five points, Kant and Fichte ten points, Marx 50, Descartes and Confucius 20 points each, raising the question: huh?. Like, what was the decision tree that got Fichte on there and not, oh, anybody someone besides [personal profile] bunnyhugger's father cared about? But Marx was depicted with a caricature of Groucho so perhaps there was not strict rigor employed in the choice of philosophers for this novelty toy pinball. Still, c'mon, man, Aquinas? Spinoza? Bentham? Hegel? There's such better choices.


You know what's always a good choice? Enjoying my pictures of Little Amerricka. I left off on the monorail ride and we're going to reach something else here.

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This area of Little Amerricka is more kiddie rides, but do you see the roller coaster there? No? We'll come back to it.


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There's the Swiss Toboggan and the inflatable sabre-tooth tiger.


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Back on the ground. So here's the kiddieland coaster, an Allan Herschell Little Dipper.


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And what do you know but they let adults ride it! At least, they were willing to let us ride it one at a time! (They allowed a couple adults on at once and we were late to the seating.)


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So here's [personal profile] bunnyhugger going up the hill to get her credit on a ride not as knee-bashing as we had feared.


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See? Doesn't that look like fun was experienced?


Trivia: Until 1860, Paris, France, covered an area of only 3,402 hectares, not quite twice the size of Disneyland Paris. Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography, Graham Robb.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

Our Saturday started with a visit to the student union's dining hall, for a reunion brunch. Here were the biggest changes since [personal profile] bunnyhugger was a student, although not so big since our attending the last reunion. Mostly the cafeteria has a bunch of individual stations serving various genres of food, rather than several rows offering the same cafeteria lineup. Also there's no trays; you're expected to hold your plate and anything else in your hands. I suspect this may be an attempt to make it slightly harder to eat too much, by making it take more trips. Well, I showed them; I'm willing to take the trips.

There was what looked, superficially, like a large number of alumni unable to press the 'pour' button to dispense coffee. This is an unfair characterization: the coffee machine had a lot of options, yes, but it also had no grounds, and therefore was just going to heat water forever without being ready. Eventually someone found a cafeteria staffer who knew what was what and the coffee logjam would break.

An excellent touch I don't remember from the last reunion: each table had a flower bouquet with the class years stuck in. The bad side of this is the numerals were not on really tall sticks, so the flowers obscured them. Many people didn't notice them and so the effort to get Class of '96 people together floundered against nobody really noticing it was there, or that it wasn't Class of '86 or '06 if they did. We accidentally scared some people off by pointing out what the signs were, but we tell ourselves they just noticed friends at another table.

We after this took the walk to the graveyard adjacent to campus, for a tour, one of a couple class-like experiences on offer to visitors. The instructor --- I think a retired history professor and if I'm wrong, it's not by far --- talked about the history of graveyards in Richmond, and how this one came about as a consolidation of then-downtown graveyards, and how the school secured eternal rights for faculty and students to wander the yard by selling a bit of property to it.

Also about the history of graveyards, and the American way of burying people through the early 20th century. There were some amusements, some accidental: he first person buried in the new graveyard --- and one of the people organizing the new facility --- had the last name Coffin. Some were on purpose: he shared a traditional snipe hunt (that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had missed when she was there) of looking for the ``Glass Tombstone''. When he pointed it out yeah, we had some slapped foreheads. There were other funny or novel tombstones mentioned, some too far away for an hourlong tour of a large mass of middle-aged-to-elderly people walking to visit. Not mentioned at all was a campus legend that cult leader Jim Jones was buried there in an unmarked grave. (Wikipedia is of the opinion that Jones was cremated, with ashes scattered at sea. Jones graduated Richmond High School so the legend is not as arbitrary as one might think.)

And then it was time to get to the next class.


Here's some more of Little Amerricka from the monorail ride:

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This would be a boring shot except my hair blew into frame and you can see what a mess I'm working with these days.


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Now we're all the way out to Bumper Boats territory.


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The arc of the monorail is long and it bends toward the Scrambler.


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That special moment where the monorail's track passes over the train's. Also one of the better views of how things are laid out at the park.


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Did I mention that right next to the park is a graveyard?


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Well, enough of that; here's the carousel from above.


Trivia: The first printing of the claim that French chefs are the best in the world seems to have appeared in the 1653 English translation of La Varenne's 1651 cookbook Le Cuisinier français, under the title The French Cook. Source: The Essence of Style: How the French Invented High Fashion, Fine Foods, Chic Cafés, Style, Sophistication, and Glamour, Joan DeJean

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

Enjoyed another surprisingly easy-on-myself week on the humor blog; here's what you could have seen already if you were reading it as it's published; it includes one of my most Robert Benchley-esque pieces published as a Statistics Saturday bit:


Continuing the tour of Little Amerricka:

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Ride operator on Meteor along with its amusement-ride inspection plate. I'm always fascinated by the numbering of these.


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And there's the Mad Mouse seen from Meteor's platform.


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Hey, you know what Little Amerricka has? Monorail.


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Also, a train. I was approached by one of the guys there with the offer that, you know, they need volunteers to help with the train and you could even get to operate it. So I guess I've entered the ``looks like a train guy'' phase of my life.


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The train runs through the park at grade, so, please don't get in the way. But you'll see just where it goes.


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There's both covered cars and open cars for people who have not noticed how hot the sun is.


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Here's the carousel, your usual Herschell-or-maybe-Chance postwar kiddie park model.


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Amusements? I like being amused!


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And your typical sort of view of the carousel and the chariot that is at least very affordable for an amusement park on a budget.


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So here we are in line for the monorail.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger deciding whether the miniature golf course is interesting enough to photograph.


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And here's the long straightaway leading out past the edge of the amusement part of the park.


Trivia: Japan's Lord Tanegashima Tokitaka saw a Portugese visitor fire an arquebus to knock a duck from the sky sometime in the 1540s; he swiftly bought the firearm and ordered his expert swordsmith to copy the weapon. Source: Gunpowder: Alchemy, Bombards, and Pyrotechnics: The History Of The Explosive That Changed The World, Jack Kelly. Wikipedia notes that the swordsmith was able to do copy most but not all of the gun; drilling the barrel to insert the bolt required importing a Portuguese blacksmith to solve.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

A most happy birthday to you, dear [personal profile] bunnyhugger.


The one big event for Earlham's reunion Friday night was a big hangout at a downtown bar, Eight To The Bar. It's one of those spaces renovated from some business associated with Richmond, Indiana's music history --- some of the doors still had the names of dance and music instructors; I need hardly tell you that Richmond is one of the cradles of recorded jazz, with some of the first recordings of Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton, Hoagy Carmichael, and more --- and the spot is actually on the corner in the photograph Wikipedia uses to represent Richmond's downtown historic district. (The photograph shows the consignment shop that was in the building previously.) This would be a gettogether of all the classes, although ribbons stuck to the identification badges gave people a chance to figure who their classmates were.

Also they had the block closed to traffic, to set up several grease trucks, giving folks the chance to have whatever kind of food they enjoy without specific catering. We would end up looking over all the places and then huddling nearby the patio heaters that were set up against the chill and light rain. Had it only been chilly we might have eaten outside but the rain was just a little too much. There was also a giant bounce house set up in a small park, and we wouldn't know whether that was set up for the reunion event that night or for the community at large until Sunday when we drove past the same spot and saw it was gone.

Inside the bar, there was a good-size crowd. Also a DJ, and a dance floor set up with infinity-mirror squares that could light distinct colors. The first couple hours nobody was on the dance floor except for some kids curiously examining how the infinity mirrors worked and why there seemed to be a bottomless pit in the middle of the room. But in some time a couple of the adults finally got on the dance floor, and more followed, and a column of the infinity-mirror lights went dark, and then came back on, and then another column went dark, and can I explain all this? No, but it was an amusing sideline while we were listening to the music slowly drift back to the 80s and sometimes getting on the dance floor ourselves and sometimes even moving in some mutually understood pattern.

As for classmates? We encountered a couple, although none that [personal profile] bunnyhugger actually knew. The most interesting of them turned out to be a guy who'd been a football player back in the day --- back before the school closed its football program to save desperately needed money --- and who turned out to be just outgoing enough for our needs. Very amiable, very chatty, and also quite sympathetic to the school's current fixes. Later in the weekend some of the other former football players would ask the school president if the program was going to be restarted; this guy, though? He put it directly: the football program does not make a lick of difference when the issue is whether the school can keep functioning. It's a hard thing to admit, especially when it's about something that focused your connection to the school. But it is hard not to admire a person who is content to sacrifice their particular interest for the communal good.

That, mind you, was in the future; this night, we got to know him mostly through a story about how he had injured his foot jumping off one boat into another after taking a bunch of hallucinogens that a friend offered. So while we could respect some of his judgement, it would never be untempered.

We stayed around to the end, as you might imagine, and even got some of the silly themed cocktails made for the reunion. (I got a Squirrelly Temple; squirrels are the unofficial[?] mascot of the school anymore.) And went back to our temporary home in the most charming of motels we could have hoped to visit.


And now, for pictures, I share more of Little Amerricka pictures.

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The spiral tower of the Toboggan ride, a once-common fairground roller coaster that's all but extinct now; we've ridden three of these (counting this one) and seen a disassembled fourth (at Conneaut Lake Park).


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The end of the Toboggan ride goes through a couple bunny hops like this to burn off speed.


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Here's the ride height sign and as you see, The Swiss Toboggan does not dare you to ride it, but does fail to capitalize both 'Swiss' and 'Toboggan'.


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Test Pilot, the Eyerley Aircraft Roll-O-Plane that sends you spiralling forever as if you're about to tip upside-down yet never do. I took two rides.


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Meteor is not just a wooden coaster; it's a wooden coaster that was moved. Twice, from Kiddytown to Hillcrest Park (both in Illinois) and then most recently here to Wisconsin. The ride had not yet been reassembled last time [personal profile] bunnyhugger visited.


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Meteor has a curved loading station so you know what that means: I love it. Also it still has the big wooden levers for braking.


Trivia: In 1867 unrest in Exeter over rising food prices the day before led the local council to ban the traditional 5 November bonfire. Outraged residents rioted in defence of ``our rights and usage which has not been interfered with for centuries''. Source: A History of Fireworks: From Their Origin to the Present Day, John Withington.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

The second of three big time-consuming things we did in October was [personal profile] bunnyhugger's college reunion. We attended her 20th a decade ago, and had to skip the 25th because her school was, back then, still taking the pandemic seriously. But this year, the 30th? Good chance to revisit the place right up until we realized October and early November were going to be just one thing after another.

We brought our pet rabbit to [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents and took their dog on a walk half her normal Oh Boy [personal profile] bunnyhugger Is Here extra-long walk. This so we could get back on the road and drive to southern Indiana. We did, as we approached Richmond, Indiana, get the satellite navigator warning that ``Earlham College may be closed by the time you arrive'', which is only gallows humor if you remember that the school has been wracked by terrible enrollment and endowment figures and this past year closed a bunch of majors, including ones that you'd think would be core to the liberal-arts school tradition like philosophy and mathematics. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was mighty sore at the school over that first; I, not having a personal investment, just find the second confusing. After all, these are cheap departments to give majors in.

Anyway, we got to the school and it was not closed, if nothing else because the student union was open for people to pick up their badges and stuff. I was startled how much of it was familiar just from the time we'd been there a decade earlier; this little corner that in 1993 held the TV where [personal profile] bunnyhugger watched the inauguration now held three or four small-size multi-game arcade machines, and where the information desk had been now was a studio booth for the student radio. We went in to the hallway to check in; they had only a couple badges left, so this was quick enough. We also checked the whiteboard where people were signing in; [personal profile] bunnyhugger didn't notice any names she recognized but did leave hers and over the course of the weekend would see ... none of the people she hung out with back in the day. We barely saw any a decade ago either.

With that done we drove east, into Ohio, because it turns out the state border is closer than I had envisioned even knowing that Richmond, Indiana, is close to the Ohio border. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had booked a motel room in this gorgeous spot that still had 1950s-color tiling in the bathrooms, and painted-over but still present wood paneling, and while they had rejiggered the door locks so you typed in a code number to enter, we were nevertheless enjoying a vintage place with Wi-Fi. The modern ideal.

We, two PhD's, needed some time to figure out the thermostat system --- they had a heat pump system, and so had several things we could tap to set the temperature and no clear idea of how they related --- but [personal profile] bunnyhugger worked it out before we did check out. (One of the thermostats was in the path of the heat pump's exhaust, so its readings would vary wildly without the room obviously changing.) We also would discover where the pipes into the heat pump were, thanks to the warmth of the panels. Part of the joy of the experience.


And as I share the college reunion weekend with you in prose, let me share our last park of the big trip we took back in June here. This was to Little Amerricka, in Madison, Wisconsin:

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See? Told you. We happened to be there on La Movida Day, so they only sold the gold wristbands for every feature at the park (not a real problem, there) and there was a crowd that was lively and happy and not so big as to impose significant waits for anything we wanted to do.


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First thing: the Mad Mouse, a 1960 model from Allan Herschell and that was one of Little Amerricka's first roller coasters when the opened in the distant past of the early 1990s.


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I don't remember seeing this mid-century styling of the mouse, either the big one up front or the mouse on the side holding the leading edge of the word 'mouse' as a spear.


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Mad Mouse from the platform; it's your classic string of switchbacks followed by mostly not-too-steep drops.


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All the park's ride height signs used this basic design but this was the only one we spotted that warned about the ride ``If you dare''.


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So here's that giant inflatable saber-tooth tiger you were asking about.


Trivia: (Standard) dominos picked at random give the same combinations as two fair dice thrown, and were used as such in 18th century European nations that taxed dice for their gambling use. Source: Around The World In Eighty Games: From Tarot to Tic-Tac-Toe, Catan to Chutes And Ladders, A Mathematician Unlocks the Secrets of the World's Greatest Games, Marcus du Sautoy. Dice also sometimes had the problem of being seen as too explicitly sinful, given the Roman soldiers who tossed dice to divide up Jesus's clothing.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

PS: What’s Going On In The Phantom (Sundays)? Is Tony DePaul gone for good? August – November 2026 in a transition of stories and possibly two stories with a heck of a strong subtext for the last comic strip work of DePaul's long run.

Got my ballot in today. I received it about a month ago --- I'm on the Permanent Absentee Ballot so I always have the chance to vote at my convenience --- but this past month was so many things in succession, and it's not done yet, that I didn't have the chance to open it up and look. In rushing to do this before heading to work I discovered that besides the partisan races, and the notionally-nonpartisan-but-parties-give-endorsements (Supreme Court judges) all that were left were some uncontested elections and some school board races where I was willing to accept I didn't have the chance to make an informed vote. So, now, I've done what I can directly do and now have to trust that the Republican desire to crush the Enlightenment's legacy will lose to the Republican desire to crush out competence in favor of yes-man posturing.


So I think once more of the fears of a Tuesday in 1944 turning out awfully.

Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and ^I have withdrawn the troops. have been withdrawn. This particular operation My decision to attack at this time and place was based upon the best information available and. The troops, the air and the Navy did all that [crossed out] Bravery and devotion to duty could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone.

--- General Dwight David Eisenhower, June 5, 1944, undelivered.


Let me close with the end of pictures from the Mall of America's amusement park.

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It wouldn't be a modern replica carousel without a rabbit and here's a lovely example of the breed.


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And another rabbit, one that's not next to the caramel rabbit if I'm not remembering this wrongly.


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You don't expect that bunnies and goats will socialize so nicely but look at that smile on the rabbit.


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Control panel for the carousel which also shows the camera footage of the far side.


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This is a common enough model hippocampus but the vibrant purple color stands out.


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And alas, it was time to head out, but not before walking past the Lego shop.


Trivia: The standard lock on the original Erie Canal design was eight foot four inches high. Source: Wedding of the Waters: The Erie Canal and the Making of a Great Nation, Peter L Bernstein.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

And here I get nearly done with the Nickelodeon Universe theme park in the Mall of America. But stay tuned for tomorrow ...


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Control panel for, I think, the Spongebob Rock Bottom Plunge ride.


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A look up at you'd think it would be the Orange Streak but no, this is Fairly Oddcoaster.


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See? It's a spinning coaster where four people face each other. The back of each car has some intertitle that I assume is from the show.


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We went on the log flume that was, as promised, quite good but also had a much longer queue and much longer wait than we imagined. Here's a part where it's haunted by a boy who never returned from the ride.


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Graffiti at about the midway point, some of it encouraging us to persevere.


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Finally! The loading station!


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Turns out the logging ride is kind of Paul Bunyan-themed which I didn't pick up on at the time but that makes sense of things like the logging chute and woodsman's axe props and such.


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Avatar Airbender, the rare half-pipe coaster (there's maybe a dozen like it in the world); I mostly know this model coaster as a weird one from Roller Coaster Tycoon, but we rode one like it (but vastly larger) at Elitch Gardens in Denver.


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Avatar Airbender near its peak; it shuttles back and forth on a U-shape track while the center post spins. What this has to do with Avatar is I don't know.


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And here's Airbender coming to a rest. It is a surprisingly fun ride.


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Operator's station for the Avatar ride. In the distance is the pen where they hold the next ride's passengers.


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And finally, yes, there's a carousel. Here [personal profile] bunnyhugger examines the rooster to figure whether it's fiberglass or resin.


Trivia: Between 1945 and 1998 the volume of world trade grew from 5.5 percent to 17.2 percent of worldwide Gross Domestic Product. Source: A Splendid Exchange: How Trade Shaped The World, William J Bernstein.

Doing another photo dump today and almost certainly tomorrow, sorry. So when you think of Minneapolis, and you've put aside The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Valleyfair[!], and Mystery Science Theater, what comes next to mind?


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So this ... is the Mall of America. And one of the parking garages attached to it.


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And here in the center(?) is the Nickelodeon Universe indoor amusement park. It may look busy and overstimulating.


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I just assumed this was one of the roller coasters and no, it was some other thrill ride altogether. I want to say it was a small Gravitron but could be wrong.


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Over top there is the Orange Streak, I think, a roller coaster with hilariously long train that goes along a long and fully elevated track.


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Some Spongebob Squarepants thing. We got surprisingly into the place because the tight confines gave it a real boardwalk feel, everything on top of everything else.


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Oh hey, I've sometimes had people send me fan art of Swiper and tell me ``no swiping''.


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Here's the Spongebob Squarepants Rock Bottom Plunge, a Euro-Fighter like Hydrus at Casino Pier or Mystery Mine at Dollywood or Untamed at Canobie Lake Park. It's intense and satisfying.


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Orange Streak's train in the station.


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And here's the Back at the Barnyard Hayride coaster, a small coaster with restraints that didn't fully close for me.


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But they would let me ride anyway because what the heck, it's only The Barnyard. (Also the coaster has like a three foot drop, it's very non-threatening.)


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Rock Bottom Plunge making its vertical ascent before plunging.


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We didn't get time to ride this claw ride but were very interested in it. Looks fun and like it must be intense riding so near the walls.


Trivia: Ulugh Bed, 1394 - 1449, grandson of Timur (Tamberlane), built a 180-foot quadrant in Samarkand for astronomical observation, before he was murdered by his son. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards. One presumes the construction of astronomical equipment was not the primary motivation.

I apologize for pulling this again but I'm too busy to write and not too busy to caption and therefore here's the rest of my Valleyfair pictures worth sharing:


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Scenery on the train ride. I don't think that's how you're supposed to water the elephants? I don't know.


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The train runs along the path of Wild Thing; here's a guy noticing the roller coaster train.


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I loved this moment where we were just between the outgoing and incoming legs of Wild Thing.


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This is the very narrow building that Wild Thing dives into to add some excitement to what's already a drop to ground level.


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The train circles around the central lagoon and you can see how much of Corkscrew is above the water.


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Got lucky and saw a roller coaster train going around Corkscrew while we were there.


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And then another train! (It is too different, check the colors compared to the one above.)


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After the train ride. Here's amphitheater seating that's located near the end of the train ride. It wasn't in use that we could tell but you can't have a 1970s amusement park without one of these.


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The Spider-class ride, as seen from behind the control panel.


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And here's the splashdown for the Shoot-the-Chutes ride.


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Though it was only early afternoon we had to get going, so here's a picture of one of the gift shops that still used the old Valleyfair! logotype with the exclamation point. Also the elevated swings ride that I enjoyed riding and [personal profile] bunnyhugger enjoyed not riding.


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A last look at the official rides sign giving us the awful news we couldn't have ridden High Roller on this our big trip out there for it.


Trivia: Thirty members of the first Congress --- more than a third of the total membership, and more than half of those who voted in favor --- became charter shareholders in Alexander Hamilton's Bank of the United States. Source: The Money Men: Capitalism, Democracy, and the Hundred Years' War over the American Dollar, H W Brands.

The second week of my humor blog not committing to posting every day has gone ... decently, I think. It was again just about every day, but lower stress on my part, as I had mostly comic strip stuff to write about:


Now for pictures, more photos of flat rides from our second visit to Valleyfair:

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Is this a Vengabus I see before me? No, but it was a portable live band rolling through the park, playing, and that's great to see.


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The Antique Autos ride looks a great deal like the Cadillac Cars station at Cedar Point.


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The Antique Autos goes underneath one of the rides, whatever they call the Pipe Scream here.


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The path doesn't go through a lot of interesting scenery, but you do get to see the far end of Wild Thing here.


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This section of Wild Thing's supports folded over each other was great.


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Here we drive past a metal bar to knock me senseless.


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Knocking senseless wasn't all that fun, so here's the gas station playset.


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They had this flower planter set up too far from anything for it to quite succeed as decoration.


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Further down the way we see Pipe Scream Or Whatever in motion while the billboards encourage riding the carousel.


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Off the ride, I noticed the clock tower at the park's entrance only has limited clock service.


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Peeking from afar at Corkscrew going up its lift hill.


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And a view of Power Tower at its peak, showing off the old-fashioned logo that the ride still sports.


Trivia: The first Holiday Inn was built outside Memphis in 1952. Source: The Big Roads: The Untold Story of the Engineers, Visionaries, and Trailblazers Who Created the American Superhighways, Earl Swift.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

We have in many ways a new mouse. This comes about as anything does these days, a blend of serendipity and the Algorithm. Facebook had shown [personal profile] bunnyhugger word of rabbits at a rescue out in west Michigan --- the one we adopted dear Roger from, if I'm not mistaken --- and in looking at other animals they had, she noticed the rescue had something like six mice. Two males, four females, and the males particularly would be tough to house since they're a year old already, past half their expected lifetime. Adopting a pet is always choosing to cry some day, but we do wish that to be later.

Still, while she thought about the mouse she didn't think much about it. Until a day or two later when the shelter promoted one of the male mice, talking about how it was a great day and why don't you have a mouse like this, and why not make a great weekend? The coincidence of the shelter reappearing on her feed and promoting one of the mice [personal profile] bunnyhugger was thinking about convinced her to look into whether we could adopt him.

We could! [personal profile] bunnyhugger went through the rigors of the application process, including showing that we had a cage with wheel that met their specifications (they want a solid plastic one, rather than a wireframe metal), so, fine, we can get that. They also wanted three non-relatives to provide references. I don't know that they actually checked out, though, because they found we'd adopted a rabbit from them so we passed their initial bozo filter, and our story of why we didn't still have Roger satisfied them.

So, we have a mouse! All ready for pickup! ... Except that the poor mouse was ill. Ear infection. Ten-day course of antibiotics that they want to finish, and have the mouse checked out by their vet, before releasing to us. This is probably for the best: this October is the most overloaded month we have had in a long while, and we just do not have the time for bringing a new pet in. Early November, then. A late birthday gift for [personal profile] bunnyhugger. We'll see him then.


Pictures. So our hotel for visiting Valleyfair[!] was this Minneapolis suburb ...

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Yes, Eden Prairie, Minnesota, proud home of the Eden Prairie water tower and ... one other thing of note ...


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Yes, in this corporate office park not two miles from the hotel we stayed was ... Ninja Obstacle Academy!


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Suite J, of course, was in the 1990s the offices and studio of Mystery Science Theater 3000. All those classic Comedy Central/Sci-Fi Channel episodes were made just on the other side of these glass doors! Plus probably inside some rooms some.


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So just think: it is in a parking lot like this that such figures as Frank Conniff, Patrick Brantseg, Beez McKeever, and Mike Dodge probably parked sometimes. They've probably repaved and repainted the lot since then. Sorry.


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Enough of that. We returned to Valleyfair just on the off chance that High Roller might be running today. It was not.


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So, we did flat rides, eschewing roller coasters entirely. Here, we get to the carousel.


Trivia: The United States Customs Service was among the first federal agencies established by the United States, predating even the Treasury Department. Source: Smuggler Nation: How Illicit Trade Made America, Peter Andreas.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

I apologize that I do not have more writing done today, but it was quite busy last night, and today, and I was in-office and, well, here, read about What's Going On In Mary Worth? What is this cranky woman's deal? and then let's finish off pictures from the day we spent at Valleyfair[!].


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Manufacturer's plaque for Excalibur. As far as I can tell the capacity-by-weight figures are blank, as are the model number, the D-O-T and whatever number was stored to the left of D-O-T.


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We went back to Renegade for another ride and spotted this ``ride requirement form'' dropped on the ground, in a staff-only area.


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These are some gates to backstage areas near Mad Mouse (which you can see to the right). What I don't know is why the gates are so decorative, down to having heraldic figures, and why the building is done up with such detail. It suggests that the building on the left might have at one point been something guests could access and they've left it looking like that.


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Here's the park's Trabant, which is done up in the roulette-wheel livery that we've only seen otherwise as Delgrosso's Park in Tipton, Pennsylvania.


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The gates to the water park behind the bushes there and, say, that's a lot of pretty dark clouds rolling in fast there, aren't they?


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So yeah, it was pretty quickly raining. Here, we wait for a train to pass while looking for somewhere we can get under cover.



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The train passed and we, along with this mob of people, were walking toward the front of the park where there were more things we could shelter under or, if the rest of the night (less than an hour to park close) was a wash, just leave.


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And here's the rain pouring in. We were underneath the overhang of some midway games.


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And then just like that, the rain was gone and we had clear skies and wet sidewalks.


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But it was also closing time for the park, so, here's the back of that Snoopy fountain.


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A peek at the elevated swings ride from near the front entrance.


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And here's the remainder of cars in the lot, with Steel Venom and the Ring Of Fire ride behind. Good night, Valleyfair!.


Trivia: Before his 1837 voyage to London, Joseph Henry arranged to complete what was normally his yearlong course in natural philosophy into three months, meeting in evening lectures that, by mid-winter, produced the occasional problem of --- one Princeton senior complained --- being ``too dark to take notes''. Source: Joseph Henry: The Rise of an American Scientist, Albert E Moyer.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

Closing Ceremonies started a bit behind schedule, as traditional. It didn't go as quickly as Opening Ceremonies reportedly did. It had only a couple surprises. One, that this first-year convention had 1,295 attendees, inviting the question of whether there would ever be a small convention again. Second, that there had been a theme this year, of ``Pilot Episode''. This I think was a joke. If there were any theme it was not evident even when you were told what to look for, but this was shortly after some Republican goofball had gone into pearl-clutching hysteria about furries being pilots. (Indeed, the night before a flight crew had been checking in, in the evening, and looking around at the furries around them, and certainly none of us could avoid cracking up over that.) And third, and more legitimately, they had a theme for next year's convention: The Roaring (Nineteen) Twenties. Good choice, room for a lot of exciting options, many of them not explicitly racist!

After this, we finally had the chance to go find something to eat; we'd had nothing but maybe granola bars all day. Our plan was Culver's, one foiled when there were 418,216 people in the drive-through lane ahead of us. So we diverted to Jersey Mike's, got a sandwich, and got back trying to find MYC and his partner for a last planned hangout together. We wanted very much to eat outside, if nothing else for not being unmasked in an enclosed interior, but there were DJs playing and a crowd gathered and this was too much for MYC and partner. So we went to a secluded corner of the restaurant, away from the table service areas, and ate there while talking with them.

Afterwards we went out and hung around the tiki bar area a bit, but the real action was soon to be at the Dead Dog Dance. And this is the dance --- as [profile] bunny_hugger reminded me in comments yesterday --- that started out in the confined space that needed a head count before entering until a partition wall opened to let it fit. Both it and the Disco InFurNo were tucked away in a room not Main Events for some reason.

Anyway the real challenge was in getting the chance for [profile] bunny_hugger to fursuit again. We no longer had our room, after all, and it turns out the Headless Lounge was struck and closed up shortly after Closing Ceremonies. Yes, I too was stunned it didn't stay open until midnight. We finally found somewhere private enough to change in, in a couple of tall closets off to the side of the bar/restaurant. I think they have to have at one time been phone booth/closets, and converted into just being space with desk and chair for people to take phone calls with reasonable privacy in. But who can know for sure?

All the fun stuff ends, though, the dance among them, though weirdly they did not play Toto's ``Africa'' to clear the room. But after that, and after a reasonable time walking around waving at the still good-size crowd hanging around the common areas both inside and in the tiki bar area --- did I ever mention there was a guy there as Jesus of Nazareth, accompanied by the anime Alucard every time I saw? --- we figured we should return to normal. [profile] bunny_hugger un-suited, and we --- well, we went to Culver's, getting a sundae and a malted at last, to start our drive back home.

Can't speak for how the staff felt, but from our perspective, it was a great con.


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Station for Wild Thing, Valleyfair's 207-foot-tall hypercoaster. For a long while they had a kiddie coaster named Mild Thing and I miss when parks would make a kiddie coaster that was a juvenile version of a marquee coaster.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger in front of the photo memories wall set up to celebrate the park's 50th anniversary. Also the theater there with lovely sidewalk-theater signage celebrated the park's anniversary; as far as I know there wasn't any show playing in it. (A pity since I'd think you could easily do a history-comedy bit.)


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Fryer Tuck here looks suspiciously like the Happy Friar, source of french fries and now cheese-on-a-stick at Cedar Point. What are the odds, though?


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A mystery: one of the park's restaurants is called the Lucky Loon and it has this sign outside explaining its history, as though it were something that had a history instead of being whipped up for the park. As far as I could tell other restaurants in the park didn't have this, so, why just the one? I get making up quaint faux-histories of all the restaurants (or all the important ones), or none of them, but making up and keeping a history for just one is anomalous.


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We got back to Excalibur for a last ride; it closed before the rest of the park.


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Arrow's sign claiming credit for Excalibur.


Trivia: By 1945 women made up 92 percent of the Soviet Union's agricultural workforce. Source: The Taste of War: World War II and the Battle for Food, Lizzie Collingham.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

We did not see the Wii Bowling tournament through to the end. It ran over its allotted time and we went a couple rooms over to the Disco InFurNo. This was not the final dance of the con but rather sort of an advanced panel event: a couple people put together a DJ setlist of disco and disco-like dance numbers and, away from Main Events (which was being used for the charity auction) put on a disco. We enjoyed this a lot as full of the music we couldn't avoid hearing growing up; what kids these days think of it I don't know, but many came. The room ended up overcrowded --- people were being allowed in only as others left --- and finally, I think after the room next to it was cleared, they opened up the partition walls and the dance expanded naturally to fill twice the volume.

And after that mere hourlong experience we didn't have time to sit down because that was already Closing Ceremonies. We had missed Opening Ceremonies for the sake of waiting in line for a badge, about the only big misstep of the first-time convention's operations we observed; we didn't mean to also miss Closing Ceremonies.

The event was running late, since the Charity Auction using the same space was late. And everybody for the con was there. At some point one of the con staff announced they were going to let people in, in lines, and pointed to the weave of painter's tape on the carpet. The staffer explained that, as they had for the Dealers Den (they had?) they'd be letting people in from the line, with Sponsors getting priority admission. So they should stand on the first two lines, and mere Attendees (like me and [profile] bunny_hugger) on the next four. The mild ambiguity here is that there was a big space between the third and fourth lines; the visuals begged for the separation between Sponsor and Attendee to be the big gap. We got into the third line, as near the Sponsors as we could while in the Attendee lines.

And --- [profile] bunny_hugger is still, nearly a month after this, upset --- someone came over and started interrogating whether we were Sponsors or not. I didn't see where it was his business but said, not. The guy then started saying how, well, you know, he can understand why someone might get in this line but it was really for the Sponsors, when the Attendees were really supposed to be in the other lines on the far side of the gap. I said something like ``okay'' and shrugged and figured if someone who was actually with the con cared I'd go wherever but if it's just some noodge ...

Well, said noodge went to one of the con staffers, someone trying to watch inside Main Events as that got re-set from the end of the auction, and --- [profile] bunny_hugger was listening, she observed --- got told that nah, we were fine. Said noodge came over and then explained that while they were not going to kick us out of the line now they could not guarantee that we'd be let into Main Events when that opened up and we might have to wait for all the Sponsors to be let in first. I shrugged and said yeah, fine, whatever, since you could not pay me to care whether I got into Closing Ceremonies ten people later. [profile] bunny_hugger fumed at being scolded by someone for doing the thing we were told to do and that that someone was told was fine. And, of course, when they started seating for Closing Ceremonies we were let in with no further fuss.

So, onward.


We left off, in pictures, looking at Valleyfair's Corkscrew. You can't imagine that was the end of things, though.

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Valleyfair's Corkscrew bears many resemblances to Cedar Point's, though instead of going over the midway as Cedar Point's does, Valleyfair's goes over a lake in the center of the park, which is thrilling.


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And over in Planet Snoopy, Lucy was out and doing photos. Note that Lucy here is wearing the model of puffed-sleeve dress that the character stopped wearing around 1980. (She switched to sweatshirt and pants, most often, although must be admitted she never fully gave up dresses.)


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So here was our greatest disappointment of the whole trip and the reason we're going to have to get all the way back here someday: High Roller, their half-century-old wooden roller coaster, was closed, and it would not open that we saw at all. Besides having a great name, this particular coaster was one of [personal profile] bunnyhugger's first aspiration coasters and one she figured she'd never get to ride and here we are, with her not having ridden it yet.


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More Charles Schulz explanations here at his childhood home metro area.


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Valleyfair's Mad Mouse, twin to that at Michigan's Adventure and California's Great Adventure, which means that we have now ridden all three of the still-operating examples of this model roller coaster.


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Exit of the Mad Mouse, showing its wordmark logo that suggests the arch of a mouse's back without being explicit about it.


Trivia: HMS Challenger, for its 1872 - 1875 exploratory voyage (a joint venture of the Royal Society and the Royal Navy), was a 2,306-ton corvette with 400 HP auxiliary engine. Source: How the World Was One: Beyond the Global Village, Arthur C Clarke.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

Sunday opened with us enjoying a relatively late sleep-in; check-out was a luxurious noon. But we'd have got out by then anyway, since there was one of the precious few species gettogethers then, in this case birds. Neither of us is specifically a bird but [personal profile] bunnyhugger has got some interests in that line, particularly with a peacock kigurumi (not brought on this trip) and an ostrich puppet that was. We even, for a rare treat, unpinned both wings and worked it together, [personal profile] bunnyhugger doing the head and mouth and me doing the wings, for puppeteering that may not have been professional but that people loved. Especially since I way over-act when I'm puppeteering and so we had that subtle Swedish Chef thing where the head and the hands are trying to crack each other up.

After this we split up briefly. [personal profile] bunnyhugger wanted to go to the Furry Girlypops meeting, a creative/crafts panel for people with female gender. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was able to use the time to make a pair of those those cute little wristbands with the letter blocks and miscellaneous little figures, one with bunnies and one with a dragon. (Mostly. One of them fell apart as she was trying to tie it up, and she had to gather up the pieces to assemble later.)

And me, I went across the common area to the Wii Bowling contest. It turned out you had to sign up for this beforehand, so I couldn't compete. It didn't matter; I would have been preposterously outclassed in any case. I'm not a good bowler and I remember being a mediocre Wii Bowler, but the play I saw was staggering. There were people coming in third place in their quartet with a 180 (admittedly an extreme case, but still.)

This did give me a little more time on Quick and Crash, though, the only big arcade machine brought into the games room this year. Again for reasons of space they had only one room for all gaming, board and video, and Vix, figuring only one thing could be brought, brought the shooting game that lets you explode a coffee cup. (This is done by a Pepper's ghost illusion that is stunning in simplicity and success.) Vix did take a moment, separate from this, to say that he was hoping to have several pinball machines ready for future cons and probed whether [personal profile] bunnyhugger might be willing to consider --- OK, we're penciled in to run pinball tournaments then. Not sure if that'll be Motor City Furry Con or a future Michigan Anthro Weekend but either way is good.

Anyway. I'd had a little time Saturday to stop in and played some stunningly bad games. Quick and Crash is four stages of shooting --- shoot a stationary target; shoot two stationary targets; shoot a moving target; shoot two moving targets and then shoot the coffee cup --- and I was having a terrible time actually getting to the coffee cup. Sometimes I even failed to get through the third stage before running out of bullets. Which is doubly astounding because I had figured to stop and aim, you idiot and yet actually aiming didn't seem to help. Finally come Sunday in the rotation of people playing the game in the crowded back of the room I finally started hitting things, and even exploded the mug in a time that was terrible, but was at all.

Also from someone starting the game without meaning to, we got an answer to a small mystery: each stage will give you like ten seconds to take the light gun out of the holster --- signal for the stage beginning --- and then ten seconds after that to hit your target. Nice to know even if there's no real reason to know it.


For the pictures section of my blog today please consider a little more of Valleyfair[!] and a curiosity of its carousel.

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Don't know that this was the lead horse, but it does have the PTC shield and is right in front of the chariot, so it's at least a plausible candidate for one.


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I got unduly fascinated by this contraption around the upper rim of the carousel: it, and several like it, are arranged around the outside so that the top of the carousel is also supported by a metal O-ring running on wheels. I don't remember seeing something like this on any other carousel; I assume it's something to balance the ride in case everybody sits on one side, but then why isn't it done more? Or, if it turns out not to work well, why is it still done here?


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Intersection of two roller coasters. The vertical one in back is Steel Venom, a Wicked Twister-class shuttle coaster. In front is Wild Thing, their hypercoaster.


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Steel Venom near the top of one of its spires.


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Despite being a roller coaster loading station some birds figured this was where they wanted to raise their young.


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Front train of the Corkscrew, which Valleyfair[!] has had since 1980. It's a triple-loop ride, like the Corkscrew at Cedar Point installed in 1976.


Trivia: Mêng T'ien, leader of the army that built the first Great Wall of China, is recorded as having said he couldn't build the wall without cutting through the veins of the Earth, and so consulted feng shui experts (who were in turn likely consulting magnetic directions). Source: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention that Changed the World, Amir D Aczel.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

Our idea for Saturday evening at Michigan Anthro Weekend was loose but simple. They had a karaoke session that I would be happy to see and hear, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger might bear. [personal profile] bunnyhugger doing some suiting. There was a dance, 8 pm to midnight, that promised to be an explicitly adult space inviting more kink-friendly gear. That should take us through to bedtime.

And until then, there was hanging out at the outdoor pool area. This was actually in an enclosed courtyard, and while the pool was closed there were still benches and tables and seats and the not-open tiki bar. All weekend people were setting up DJ equipment and playing music and attracting modest crowds to hang out. This was a magnificent, just wonderful bonus activity and while the convention was just plain lucky that the weather was good for it, it still counts to take advantage of good luck. I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep thinking of MAW, at least as long as it's at this hotel, as the tiki bar hangout place.

Eventually the sun started setting, at like 3:35 pm like it does anymore, and we moved in to rest up, get [personal profile] bunnyhugger suited, and see what our evening turned into. This is when we discovered the dress she uses --- and has modified to go with the fursuit --- for Velveteen was missing. We searched the room, of course, and even my car, and could not square her clear and distinct memory of picking through all the fursuit things and bringing only the most essential, which of course, included the dress. Yes, we found the dress, neatly folded, on the bed when we got home where [personal profile] bunnyhugger presumably prepared it and then did not put it in the luggage.

With the choices of ``don't suit'' or ``find an alternate dress'' the only ones, [personal profile] bunnyhugger chose to find an alternate dress. Fortunately there's a Meijer's almost across the street from the hotel, so she went out on her own and searched. She was able to find a good enough dress, in pattern certainly even if it doesn't quite look old-timey-plush enough. She also realized she could use this chance to find some spooky knicknacks, to put atop the trophies she had to make for the Fear And Trembling pinball tournament set for Tuesday and that she hadn't started yet. This was actually more time-consuming, as the only things suitable for the trophy bases she wanted were some of the rubber rats the store had, and the selection was pretty well picked clean and she found the last three suitable rats in Meijer's.

To console herself and make up for me the time lost --- karaoke was far gone and we were losing time for the dance also --- [personal profile] bunnyhugger also got a couple drink cups, to get something from the freestyle pop machine. It turned out the machine had run out of the sugar-replacement sweetener, though, so all of the no-calorie drinks were out. (The machines work by, inkjet-printer-style, putting the selected mix of flavor agents and sweetener into the carbonated water stream, so if the sweetener goes out all the drinks relying on it go out at once.) She got Regular Coke and came back to the hotel room feeling right lousy.

It was after this and explaining this that she discovered she had forgotten to bring the balaclava that separates her head from the fursuit's head, and keeps her sweat from soaking into the hard-to-clean areas of the fursuit head. The choices would be ``don't suit'' or ``suit but get it sweaty''. We might have used a hotel towel as padding but all ours were damp, the result of there being nowhere to hang them to dry. (We had missed housecleaning services and rumor going around was that the hotel had run out of towels. We didn't interrogate that rumor, though.) Also she had a terrible time getting contact lenses in; I think one took twenty attempts before finally needing to be tossed, and another disappeared rather than go on the eye. Could happen anytime, but why now?

Also it transpired that she had left the rubber rats at the check-out counter in Meijer's, and all the time spent looking for those was lost.

So the remainder of the night --- a slice of the dance, mostly, which was only a little more risque than usual (mostly, more shirtless people) --- had a big climb uphill to overcome. It was all decent enough and [personal profile] bunnyhugger was even able to dance continuously longer than usual. And the Velveteen suit was well-received, everyone liking being looked at judgementally by a disappointed-looking old-timey plush rabbit. Lot of people wanted photographs with her.

We ended up not going out to dinner, as the slightly late buffet lunch, plus a box of bulk candy I'd brought for snacking, proved all we needed, and so we were able to get to bed not terribly late, considering. We'd have until noon, I think it was, to check out.


And now, back to our June amusement park trips; please enjoy more pictures of our big day at Valleyfair!

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Just because Valleyfair has spent a half-century as a chain amusement park doesn't mean it can't have the occasional bit of landscaping and scenery and fountain, like this.


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And here's the elevated swings ride, which as you can see goes up past the sun.


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The antique carousel, which apparently was relocated from the Excelsior Amusement Park formerly here.


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It is a Philadelphia Toboggan Company carousel, as you can see from the signs inside.


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And here's the ride's control panel, census sheet, and scripts for various ride events.


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And a clockface on the inside of the ride. Maybe at one point it was useful, like perhaps for timing rides?


Trivia: The first game of the October 1886 World's Series was the first one to be officiated by two umpires on the field: Honest John Kelly (chosen by lot) working the bases while Joe Quest and John McQuaid officiated behind the plate (Quest while Saint Louis [American Association] batted, McQuaid while Chicago [National League] did). Source: The Beer and Whiskey League: The Illustrated History of the American Association --- Baseball's Renegade Major League, David Nemec.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

PS: What’s Going On In Flash Gordon? Why is this week all maps of Mongo? August – October 2026, for those who want a preview of next week's Thursday/Friday links.

My second week of not trying to post something every day still came up pretty near every day, but in my defense, comic strip news broke out. So here's the past week's stuff from my humor blog, which includes a piece of insulting news for the guy who's been writing The Phantom all this century:


Now back to photos from our trip back in June. After The House On The Rock we got up to metro Minneapolis, and you know what that's got to mean:

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Yes, it's Valleyfair[!] amusement park! The park whose late-70s purchase by Cedar Point was commemorated in the name Cedar Fair. We wanted to get to the park just in case new spinoff owner Enchanted Parks botched it so badly the park wouldn't last past this year.


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Cedar Fair had the Peanuts merchandise license, and Minneapolis is of course a Peanuts-mad place naturally. We have no idea what's going to happen when Six Flags Cedar Fair rules that Valleyfair has to change away from this.


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Did I mention that it was Valleyfair's 50th year in operation, just like Six Flags Great America's, seen earlier this trip?


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Our first ride was Renegade, the bigger and newer wooden coaster.


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Here's the Renegade train coming back to the station. The front of the train is remarkably open.


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I like the Tom Slick-esque goofy cowboy pointing to the ride photos.


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Sidewalk stamps! It's been a while since [personal profile] bunnyhugger was blogging about them regularly but it's still neat to encounter them.


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Excalibur here is at the way end of the park, and you can see they wanted to theme it up by putting a sword in the stone for the ride sign, and then roped it off when probably too many kids were grabbing at it.


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Front of the Excalibur train that wasn't in use. Note the old-fashioned Valleyfair! wordmark still including the exclamation point and you start to see how oh, maybe there was a whole medieval-y thing going in the park at one point? I can't find evidence that it really did, though, not without doing a duckduckgo search for "valleyfair history fan site".


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You get to Excalibur and also a whitewater rapids ride by going through a tunnel beneath a road and I photograph that whenever we encounter it at a park.


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While Cedar Fair and former Cedar Fair parks have Peanuts stuff, Valleyfair has more and better Peanuts stuff than I've seen at others. Like, here's Snoopy from his March 1969 trip to the Moon.


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For example, I haven't seen a lineup of the Peanuts Gang characters at other parks. They get Franklin's first appearance wrong by ten years, though others are okay.


Trivia: New York City began distributing food packages to starving people in November 1930, giving (for those who made it through the lines) a weekly allotment of about forty pounds of groceries, adequate for a family of four. On Thanksgiving and Christmas the packages were supplemented with a holiday bird. On Passover Jewish people got an extra four-pound matzoh ration. Source: A Square Meal: A Culinary History of the Great Depression, Jane Ziegelman, Andrew Coe.

Currently Reading: Track Changes: A Literary History of Word Processing, Matthew G Kirschenbaum.

Saturday at Michigan Anthro Weekend would start not with the fursuit parade. Nor would it lead into one; the convention forewent that tradition possibly for fear of offending the hotel. They did, however, have everyone line up for a fursuiter group photograph and that was a chance for a parade in reverse, everyone walking past taking photographs as they spotted someone in a good outfit. That might be a good replacement, if they're not to have a parade. (I still admire that FurFright had two parades, one on Saturday and one on Sunday afternoon.)

[personal profile] bunnyhugger did not suit for this, and our evening would have gone differently if she had. But she had got up an hour before me to go to the Sketchbook Swap and came out having drawn some things she was kind-of happy with and collecting sketches that she was and is happy to see. We reunited at noon for the Lansing Furs Meet, our big chance to get to know what the local scene is like, as we have never really known where anyone is.

This was not a tightly-organized event. It was more an overpacked room --- one of the two rooms for panels would be overloaded at every event --- and trying to join the Lansing Furries Telegram Group. This should have been straightforward but I've been suffering some stupid problem where Telegram decided I'm a spammer so I can't actually post to most groups or talk to people who aren't mutual contacts. Ironically, this has forced me to spam their spambot-appeal, volunteer-services, and starting this week their media contact people because they refuse to answer or respond to my appeals.

No matter. The Lansing Furs Meet broke up into smaller blocks of people chatting after everyone joined the Telegram group. From this we learned where the main meetup is --- it's once every three weeks, at the Zap Zone that we keep thinking of seeing sometime and never do --- and also, incidentally, that Charlie Kirk is responsible for spoiling furry karaoke at our local hipster bar. The bar where we play pinball had been hosting a string of furry karaoke events, but shortly after Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved (seeing gun violence in schools), some creep came in and made threatening, weird comments trying to pick a fight at the bar. Since then they've had security screening at the evenings and in bigger events, and while that's relaxed somewhat in the year since, it added a layer of bother that got the furry karaoke people deciding it wasn't worth it. Good one, Chuck.

We figured to get lunch after this, and since [personal profile] bunnyhugger had spotted a good-looking Indian place across the highway we figured we could just walk there. This took us through the Car Meet in the ample parking lot outside, which was a fun event to walk through, us not being car people. Also we got to see a guy with a couple of remote-control cars, one of which was (I think) just a wolf(?) head on wheels, zipping around and attracting great acclaim. This was a fun scene to walk through; maybe we should do more car events just to be around that.

The Indian place turned out to be a buffet restaurant, and while we had got there less than an hour before they closed their lunch service (they took a couple hours off before dinner, as if they were a college dining hall or something) this was exactly what we needed for lunch. A lot of decent food, clearly marked vegetarian, for not much more than we'd have spent at Taco Bell or something. We would end up full enough we wouldn't even go out for dinner.

As we had dessert the place suddenly emptied out. We feared we had overstayed the lunch closing hour by an embarrassing margin. Turns out no, we were actually done, paid, and out before the closing hour. I guess the custom is just to give this place a margin. We set the place on our priority list for places to eat the rest of the weekend and then never got back there again.


Is this all there is to the House on the Rock? No. But this is all there is to my pictures of it, which I hope you have all enjoyed.

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Even more carousel animals, or things purporting to be carousel animals. Bet you haven't seen many jaguars on carousels before, have you?


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And another photograph of some of the animals on the wall, including a cowboy centaur(?) and a mermaid.


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We're back to The Biggest Carousel in The World but this time from a higher level where we can look down on the angels!


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The carousel is no less dizzying from up here. It just looks more like a toy.


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And outside! We walked past but not into the Japanese garden because while it was no longer raining thunderously loud as earlier, it was still raining.


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A last view before the gift shop, of, why not, Civil War-era cannon.


Trivia: Archaeologists have found locally-made tobacco pipes in Guangxi, in southern China, that date back to 1549. The plant would be grown in southeastern China within two more decades. Source: 1493: Uncovering the New World Columbus Created, Charles C Mann.

Currently Reading: The Chinese Typewriter: A History, Thomas S Mullaney. Oh hey, it tossed in a reference to The Straight Dope by Cecil Adams, and an essay writing (flippantly, as was the mode) about how you do type in Chinese.