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On my humor blog there's some bonus comic strip content, some complaining about LLMs stealing my writing, one of my favorite Robert Benchley pieces, and a bit of nonsense about CHiPs because I was thinking about them for some reason. Enjoy!


And now let's continue with pictures from early July and the photographic beauties of Glen Echo Park.

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Here's a view of the park's carousel, looking up a bit so you can see the arch of the carousel building, and also the slightly artistic touch of the outside reflected in the rounding board mirrors.


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Better view of the tiger and two rabbits behind. So, how much does it remind you of Cedar Point's Kiddie Kingdom Carousel?


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Some more of the horses on the carousel; you see what having National Park money behind the restoration will get you.


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Also look at that jester's head; seen one anywhere near that on, like, my Kiddie Kingdom pictures?


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Of course they have a band organ off to the side and it looks precious too.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger looking eagerly for tickets and it turns out you get them nowhere near the carousel because ??? ?? ?????. Anyway look at that great old rock-wall cladding at the base of the carousel building.


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So we had to go past the Pop Corn stand, which is now in use for some artistic inspiration thing ...


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And which is connected to the Arcade (no longer an arcade) and The Puppet Company (which is where we get tickets). Also, gads, what a beautiful building.


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And past The Puppet Company are a bunch of fronts that were probably once midway game stalls but now host things like placards explaining the history of the place.


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Here's one explaining the old arcade, from before the one you see here. Yes, I too am interested what was in the Lot O Fun.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger explores what had been the ride building for the Cuddle Up (a small teacups-type ride).


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We couldn't be there at night, in case they still ever turn the neon on, but at least we can look at what had been the ticket booth beneath the lights.


Trivia: Between 1750 and 1786, Toulouse's spending on public roads increased from 1,200 livres per year to 198,000. Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography, By the end of this era Toulouse had postal services operating for up to 90 miles from the city.

Currently Reading: Prehysterical Pogo (In Pandemonia), Walt Kelly.

Meanwhile in petty business. The passenger-side headlight on my car burned out, which very slightly irked me since I was pretty sure I had just replaced it last year? The year before? Not too long in the scheme of things, anyway. But in replacing it I saw, as if for the first time, that the passenger headlight casing had a lot of moisture in it. I can't swear there was actually rainfall in it, but it was close. Way too many beads of water, at least, which I can't swear didn't have something to do with why the light was so dim even when a working bulb was in place.

So, off to the car dealership, where they explained they recommend replacing the whole fixture when it's that wet inside. This seemed reasonable enough to me and so I came back a couple days later after the one they ordered got in. The headlight assembly was more expensive than I would have guessed, but the installation was a lot quicker; I don't think it could have taken an hour.

The result was a great success. The like-new fixture is dry as far as I can tell, and without 147,000+ miles of colliding with air to cloud it up, it's ferociously bright. To the point that now my driver's side fixture looks pathetically dim. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was surprised I didn't get both changed at the same time and now that I've seen how much better the light looks? I might go for it the next time I'm getting the car serviced. We'll see.


Now to see Glen Echo Park, though, once upon a time an amusement park on the outskirts of Washington D.C. and now a national park with a special feature.

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We're getting closer to the excitement: we've found UFOs!


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And here's the thing we most wanted to get to. Glen Echo Park's kept its antique carousel, and it's got the care and attention that a Smithsonian exhibit gets, only you can ride it.


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And hey, why did an amusement park on the outskirts of a big and growing city like Washington, D.C., close in the 60s? Could it have anything to do with finally being forced to integrate? (If an amusement park closed in the 60s, there's a good chance it was because Black people were finally allowed in any old day and the white people were not even remotely normal about it.)


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The stand claims Pop Corn, but it's really more Art Deco. (It's been decades since you could get snacks there regularly.)


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Here's a picture explaining about the history of the ride, along with a picture of the thing you're right in front of.


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... And here it is! Notice the two Dentzel rabbits on the inner rows, just behind the tiger?


Trivia: In 1906 New Orleans had only two vaudeville houses, the Greenwald and the Orpheum. In 1921, when the city's population was 387,408, there were four: Loew's Crescent, the Louisiana, the Orpheum, and the Palace. Source: The Encyclopedia of Vaudeville, Anthony Slide.

Currently Reading: Prehysterical Pogo (In Pandemonia), Walt Kelly.

You may, dimly, remember that a couple years ago we snagged some fallen tree limbs after a heavy storm knocked them down all over the neighborhood. And last year we even got a chainsaw to cut them down to the roughly footlong installments that would fit well in our fireplace insert. What we had not done is split the wood so there'd be both bark and exposed ... you know ... wood innards to make for good fire-having.

A couple weeks back [personal profile] bunnyhugger got something that promised to simplify the wood-splitting trade around here. It's a gadget that holds a blade upwards, so that you set the wood on top and hit it with a sledgehammer over and over. The advantage of this over the splitting maul we had is how this lets you save intermediate progress. Only split the wood a couple inches? That's fine, it'll stay there, balanced in place, ready for the next hit. [personal profile] bunnyhugger tried this on her own a couple days ago and was able to split several logs that she would never have been able to do by maul.

Now I finally had the chance to try it out and, you know, it works quite nicely, especially on wood that's been sitting in the driveway two years or whatever it is now. It can take a fair number of starter taps to get it wedged enough to stand upright on the blade. And it can take several reasonable swings to start it going. But once the wood starts splitting it just cracks apart like you're Popeye punching a cinder block or something. Very satisfying. After I'd cut enough for the night's purposes I had to restrain myself from doing just one more log.


Now in our extreme tour: after a full day at Six Flags America we would need to be driving on, hoping to meet up with my brother and then get to HersheyPark. But first ...

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The view from our hotel! At least, from the window beside the elevator. We were a whole ... twelve? ... floors up and this was the highest up we'd been somewhere in a while.


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And here's the view outside in Cinerama!


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So our first visit was to Glen Echo Park, once upon a time an amusement park and now a National Park, with echoes of the amusement park still there. Also, the place was next to New Jersey heroine Clara Barton's final home.


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Neat wooden bridge leading to what I imagine was always the back side of the amusement park. Don't worry, I have photos of the front.


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Coming up to it we passed the Glen Echo Park Aquarium, closed when we visited, but with such let's say folk-art signage that we were enchanted and hope the animals are kept well.


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Also ran across this sign hidden deep in the woods as we got closer to the former amusement park.


Trivia: George Washington was sworn in the 4th of March, 1793, to begin his second term as President. John Adams was not sworn in until the Senate met the 2nd of December, 1793. Source: From Failing Hands: The Story of Presidential Succession, John D Feerick. Adams, you of course recall, had in 1789 begun serving as Vice-President nine days before Washington was sworn in, although it would not be until June that there was even an oath of office for the Vice-President to swear.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Sundays Supplement Volume 20: 1958, Tom Sims, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

PS: If you read about What’s Going on in Rex Morgan, M.D.? Wasn’t _Rex Morgan_ Supposed to Start Looking Weird? December 2025 – February 2026 I'll explain the rules of beloved childhood game Punch Belly Blue!

Back in 2014, seeking even more pinball than we could play in Lansing, we went to the Arcade Pinball League in Brighton, not quite an hour away. It was a fun venue packed with pinball machines from the 60s through the present, and it solidified us as people taking competitive pinball way too seriously. But around 2015 the owner got tired of the venue as it was and moved or sold or both almost all the games, and the league evaporated. For a monthly pinball league about as far away we could play at Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum instead.

Marvin's has been closed for a bit over a year now, far exceeding the five months or so they figured needed to move to their new location and despite their posting a proof-of-life video to Facebonk the desire for a monthly league in that area remained. And, what do you know, but the Arcade had picked up more pinball machines again. We've been there a couple times, for furry meetups, but despite thinking how nice it'd be to just go there and play all day on pay-one-price terms we haven't.

And this is how last Thursday we were at the rebirth of the Arcade Pinball League. Or the creation of a new Arcade Pinball League; identity for groups is a difficult concept to make precise. I even got out my original Arcade Pinball League shirt from twelve years ago to wear, delighting the couple people who noticed.

The format was like what Arcade League had used before, no surprise as Marvin's used the same format: you get in a group of three or four people and take turns picking five games, getting points based on your finish. The first week we were put in ``random'' order, which turns out to be how we checked in for the night, and in future weeks we should be put with players who have about the same standing. This it was by a one-in-four chance that [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I were not in the same group. I ended up in a group, instead, with the guy we'd seen at Pinball At The Zoo last year who was wearing a full rubber strap-on face mask, and waved ultraviolet sterilizers over the flippers before his every ball.

And how did I do? ... To use our old slang, I hit for the cycle on the first four games, getting a first, second, third, and fourth. The third place hurt as it was on the game I'd picked, Whitewater, and while the sterilizer guy had an insurmountable lead by the third ball, all I needed was a couple million points to take second, and I fumbled the ball rather than make a safe shot. I'd picked Whitewater partly for historic reasons: it was one of the games they always had at The Arcade in the old days but back then I didn't know how to play it at all. (This game is either a new instance of the table, or is a heavily refitted one, as the toys on the playfield, originally Bigfoot themed, were replaced with after-market Abominable Snowman toys.)

The first place came on the Jersey Jack game Elton John, which just in case it wasn't destiny enough for me picked as my starting song ``Pinball Wizard''. Other people had to change their song to get to it. In that case I was doing all right, chopping wood, making a lot of shots that weren't exploding in points and then on my final ball the game gave me several distinct multiballs right in a row, like it didn't want me to stop playing.

The fifth and final game of the night was my choice again and I went for Creature From The Black Lagoon, partly because I don't have many chances to play it. And it turned out to be a great choice for me because I was able to try going for Super Scoring, a mode I learned recently from playing the game in simulation. Shoot the right ramp twelve times (seventeen on some games) and then the Snack Bar and there you go. Well, dear reader, I got it, on my third ball, and I could feel my quartet staring at me as this mode they'd never heard of before came up. By the time I could see the score again I had embarrassingly overwhelmed everyone else. Two firsts, a second, a third, and a fourth totals out to a slightly better-than-average night, this format. I finished a little bit above [personal profile] bunnyhugger, who had a night with no first places but more seconds.

After playing we got to talking with MWS, and some of the many people who know him and chat with him. Also with the woman on the venue's staff, who had come in to oversee the place on what was otherwise a closed night for The Arcade. (This explained the mystery of why league isn't Friday night: add the general public to the fifty or sixty people there for league and the crowd would be unmanageable.) Turns out, she's also the person who runs the furry meetups, when those are held, so we got a fresh angle to talk about as well as vinyl stickers of her snow leopard. [personal profile] bunnyhugger offered back in trade a Lansing Lightning Flippers sticker, with her Thumper Bumpers rabbit mascot, and this got talk going about whether The Arcade could get a snow leopard mascot.

It will not surprise you at all that we closed the place out; they were shutting games off as people finished them, and we would get only one last game of Twilight Zone in at the end of the night.


And now, we come to the last pictures of our Wednesday at Six Flags America, our full day at a park that's since been closed and probably will be doomed to become a plaque in front of a condo soon. What comes next in my photo roll? Do you remember?

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Looking up at Superman: Ride of Steel's lift hill (left) and return path (right) while focusing on just how dark the clouds could still make the evening sky.


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On the right is the Joker's Jinx ride, and in the distance, The Wild One, over in the Mardis Gras area.


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Noticed the gates to a stadium-seating performance venue open and I was curious how close I could get to it without being yelled at.


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Didn't actually get this close but I did use my zoom lens and see, mm, seems like the area hasn't seen heavy use or maintenance love in a while.


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Block party also didn't show much signs of having happened, but maybe it cleans up fast.


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Here's a picture creeping up on The Flying Carousel's rounding boards, my last interesting picture before leaving the park. And what could come next?


Trivia: In the months following Thomas Edison's 1891 victory in lawsuits over the light bulb patent, Edison General Electric stock dropped from $120 a share to $90. Source: Empires of Light: Edison, Tesla, Westinghouse, and the Race to Electrify the World, Jill Jonnes. Finalizing the decision took time, and Westinghouse had held onto its money well and was actually coming out of the patent fight stronger than anyone expected.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Sundays Supplement Volume 20: 1958, Tom Sims, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

Day after Motor City Furry Con I went to [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents to pick up our pet rabbit. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had to work; I would have had to work but it was Presidents Day so I got to sleep in instead. Our mice we left in their cage as they had water and plenty of blocks of Boring Nutrition Lumps that they could eat if they had absolutely nothing else, and they did. I didn't stay long at her parents', though, nor did I take off my N-95 since there was such an obvious high risk. We never came down with any symptoms of Covid-19, to our mild wonder considering how packed we were in the elevators, and the following Saturday visited to celebrate their birthdays.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger had briefly seen her mother on her own birthday, since that was the day before the con when she dropped our rabbit off. And her father's birthday was the next day. But this would be a chance to pause and, you know, celebrate them and once again fail to let us buy dinner. Her father has a thing about it; we were able to get the check for their 50th anniversary and that's been it.

They had a cake, a two-layer white cake with frosting a bit sweeter than [personal profile] bunnyhugger's mother really liked, to share their birthdays, though it was inscribed to her for her 80th. After we sat down and ate too many potato chips and talked a while her father got a cake knife out and sliced off a couple for himself, as he was afraid he'd be too full if he waited until after dinner. I protested --- I was just shocked --- but [personal profile] bunnyhugger pointed out it was his birthday and his birthday cake too.

So besides the cake --- and the resolve that [personal profile] bunnyhugger's mother would do no cooking --- it was a fairly usual visit with her parents, pleasant and comfortable and somehow shorter than I'd expected. I guess I'm used to staying past midnight or so. Maybe if we had gotten out one of the games; we'd found and brought our barely-begun campaign game Aftermath, as well as the rolling-dice pinball simulator, but never did find the time for them.

In part, this because [personal profile] bunnyhugger had gotten an account for her mother with Archive.org's lending library for people with sight impairment, and was showing how to borrow books and use them on her iPad. In part it's because we had so much cake. We brought leftover cake home and didn't finish for nearly a week after. (Granting we didn't eat it every day either.)

But mostly it was because we wanted to spend more time talking with them about the convention (her mother was so sympathetic about the hat loss, and also said she felt bad for what a time I must have gone through trying to comfort [personal profile] bunnyhugger, which does show how she has both our numbers), and about what they've been doing, and, you know, all that being with family.


In pictures we're closing in on the end of our full day at Six Flags America so please enjoy considering these sights:

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The Wild One running again now that the weather permits.


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Pretty sure I could sell this as a postcard if amusement parks still sold postcards of their marquee rides. ... Also if the seats were packed.


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Hey, turns out Gotham City is a swinging place! Who knew? (The silhouette is the park's Mardis Gras sign, on the other side.)


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We had the idea that Blizzard River was going to be opening later that season, which seemed amazing considering (a) that's definitely a 1980s Comics Penguin design and also (b) they've known all year that the park was closing. And yet --- well, computer, enhance.


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Yeah, their sign had 'frosting' chipped off the Z! ... Anyway turns out Blizzard River had been around since 2003, and it's a pity that it wasn't running when we visited since it was so hot we might have considered a spinning rapids ride.


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The Superman ride's lift hill as it looks with stormclouds having passed.


Trivia: In 1971, the top five university conferences together awarded fewer than fifty athletic scholarships to women compared to over five thousand to male football players. In 1980, five years after Title IX regulations required women receive the benefits of educational programs or activities, women made up 30 percent of college athletes, though women's teams still received only about 16 percent of collegiate sports budgets. Source: With Amusement for All: A History of American Popular Culture Since 1830, LeRoy Ashby.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Sundays Supplement Volume 20: 1958, Tom Sims, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

Closing Ceremonies. We'd missed opening ceremonies because they were inexplicably early on Friday, like 10 am or something, and there was no fursuit parade, so this was the first big everyone-at-the-convention activity we were at. This is where I finally got to know anything particular about the charity --- Wolf Creek Habitat, for the second(?) year in a row --- and that the 2,525 attendees raised a total of like $35,000. We were wrapped up enough in our own problems to have missed them, wherever they were.

With the convention officially closed we had a couple hours of unscheduled time and spent some of it in Hospitality --- [personal profile] bunnyhugger finally got some alcohol from the free bar; I missed it altogether --- and somewhere around here we picked up the rumor that depending on just when the Renaissance Center renovations start, if they start next year, then Motor City Furry Con might be forced out into some other venue, if one fits.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger used the time to take her daily half-hour walk. I went back to the video game room where they were once again playing Wreck-It Ralph on an overhead projector. They were always playing that or Tron Ares I think because it didn't look like what I kind of remember from Tron Legacy. I finally got some time in on Quick And Crash, the target-shooting game with a fun exploding mug as the final target, and I managed one time even to shoot the mug. I wasn't doing very well. I also stunned [personal profile] bunnyhugger by playing the Crazy Taxi video game --- how often do I play arcade games? --- because it was right by the pinball and it had looked like a lot of fun. It is pretty fun, yeah, have to say.

And the pinball games? Surfers was still working, doing better than it had last year, although the flippers were sorely weakened by three days of heavy use. I'm not sure it was still possible to make the candycane shot that's the real points mine. Bow And Arrow was still going strong, though, apparently unfazed by all its attention. [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I got a last couple games in just before the close of the gaming room, with [personal profile] bunnyhugger once again putting up just over 100,000 points. She was eerily consistent on the game all weekend. I was more erratic at it, but the final game, after two bad balls, discovered just what happens if you max out the bonus, which you can collect mid-ball with the right shot: you can light an extra ball, and that let me get to enough points to collect another extra ball, so I ended up coming achingly close to properly rolling the game.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger got into her Cerberus kigurumi --- while she'd had some time fursuiting Saturday it was just too much to bring the suit from the car to the Headless Lounge and back again --- and got appreciative congratulations for having chosen to wear a neat three-headed outfit. And we went to the Dead Dog Dance, taking in the last hours of a convention that wasn't really our thing. The DJ brought the songs to a stop at 10:00 and then rolled out one more song to close things out that I couldn't tell from what came before. And then the guy in charge of the AV came out and did two or possibly more songs before bringing the Dead Dog Dance, and the last event of the convention, to an end. They did not play the ChipTunes version of Toto's ``Africa'' that had finished Closing Ceremonies.

We did a last check of lost-and-found and careful examination of the path back to my car --- and to the next floor up in the parking garage, where we'd parked for a few minutes before discovering the pedestrian-overpass-level was free --- without finding [personal profile] bunnyhugger's hat. Can not recommend losing precious gifts from family members, would not do again.


Our full day at Six Flags America got interrupted by rain, most of which I didn't photograph. We just waited stuff out in the food court. But ...

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It really was raining, though, as you can see from the raindrops coming out of the trees.


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The steampunk-themed midway with a fresh coat of water. Not bad, is it?


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Here's Steamwinder, the ride we most wanted to get on in Steamtown besides the roller coaster. So, each of the big levers rotates, with the seats staying horizontal, and all four of the levers is in time so they always just miss the others, but keep looking like they are on the brink of contact. Meanwhile the whole base rotates around a vertical axis. It's a much more intense and fun and delightful ride than we expected.


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This is just the sign for Roar, which doesn't put the A in a separate color the way the logo posters in the station do.


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Did you know they had character meet-and-greets? Neither did we until it was too late.


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Here's that picture of a white polka-dotted chef alligator mascot that you were asking about.


Trivia: An Ottoman Financial calendar, or Marti calendar, was in use in Islamic border countries (like Turkey) from 1676. These years began on 1 March, and had a 29-day February in Julian leap years. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 85: Dragon or Overgrown Lizard?, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

After we got to the Trash Animals panel --- despite having missed the SpinDizzy wizard --- things did start to pick up. The session had by that time broken up into a couple of groups of people talking, really just hanging out with people, some of them in raccoon fursuits, one in a rat suit, and a couple people in other suits or costumes. [personal profile] bunnyhugger brought her squirrel puppet Chitter, but ended up talking more with Ed Hyena than anyone else. I gravitated that way too.

Also there was a somewhat long kerfuffle in trying to get a photograph of all the participants. The photographer had the idea everyone should gather around a trash bin, which pushed us all out of the adequate-sized meeting room into the narrow corridor of the walkway from the hotel's center ring to the conference room, there to gather around the small trash bin that never stood a chance of dominating the scene. We'd probably have been better off moving the trash bin into the room --- we'd at least have the chance for people not to be stacked five deep across a too-narrow walkway --- but that's a lesson for next time.

The hanging out merged imperceptibly into getting ready for the next panel, Show Me Your Camera, which was just what you'd imagine from the label. Lot of neat camera gear shown off, ranging from the stuff familiar from my youth --- remember those Kodak short but fat rectangles with the tower of flash cubes plugged in? --- or early digital cameras that record on 3.5" floppies. Some was quirkier stuff, like the Argus cameras once made in Ann Arbor. There were more than one century-old camera, and more than one person with so many lenses and lens extensions it was terrifying to stand too near all this expensive glass.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger was excited for the chance to show off her cameras, collected from estate sales and thrift stores and the like. But when the panel host stopped about midway through saying they were going to just pause showing off cameras to take a group photo, she correctly forecast that the showing-off would never resume. Instead it broke up into a general chat session, and she was able to talk with individuals about their cameras and about hers but never to show the whole bunch off to anyone. Also to people testing out their gear on shots of a couple volunteer fursuiters.

We did get to see a demonstration of someone who'd got a couple portable LED spotlights --- these were actually held by hand --- wirelessly connected to his main camera so that when he snapped there would be a bright flash short enough that the eye --- my eye, anyway --- couldn't even see it. But the picture came out with the spotlight colored as per the spotlights, with a dark background, just as if he were photographing in a studio. Astounding feat of photography; he explained something to the effect of when you have the right gear, everywhere is your studio now.

Following this was a bit of time with nothing particular on the schedule. We did an orbit of the dealer's den where we didn't really spot anything all that interesting --- it felt weirdly smaller than last year's, despite the hotel being so much larger --- and also a dip into artists alley though there wasn't any chance of getting a sketchbook commission. I think [personal profile] bunnyhugger got a couple stickers, though not of what she really wanted, Animal Crossing's lovable jock Bam.

After that, we went back to Hospitality, in my case mostly to get a couple Faygos and to sit a while. We needed to recover our energy somewhere and this would do it. The next thing we had to face was, and it's hard to think it came this soon, Closing Ceremonies.


We're also coming up on the close of our full day at Six Flags America, if you can imagine.

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I mentioned in passing a Johnny Rocket's at Six Flags America. There are several reasons we didn't eat there, but one of them was that it was closed due to as the sign says, ``HVAC complications''. This sign being there implies they were getting enough questions about Johnny Rocket's that just not opening the place wouldn't have addressed.


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The Tea Cups ride had pretty ordinary decoration but it's always nice seeing one. Little odd none of the parks nearest us have one.


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That lake that's over by the carousel (seen in the background) where that squirrel appeared earlier, but here seen from where you can also tell there was a wooden suspension bridge alongside.


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Heritage House Food Court is that spot that had all the signs about the park's history and grammatical catastrophes, by the way. We spent a lot of time in here waiting out the rain.


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Oh yeah, and checking in on the clocks, well, the analog clocks are at different wrong times and Ye Olde Digital Clock is missing.


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It's coincidence that my first picture after the rain included the Cyclone (a Scrambler) but it's at least a little bit funny too.


Trivia: When Louis Blériot made the first airplane crossing of the English Channel from Calais to Dover in 1909 he was accompanied by a French destroyer, monitoring his flight and ready to rescue him should he have to ditch. Most of the flight was at an altitude of about 250 feet. Source: Atlantic: Great Sea Battles, Heroic Discoveries, Titanic Storms, and a Vast Ocean of a Million Stories, Simon Winchester.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 85: Dragon or Overgrown Lizard?, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

In my humor blog this week, I finally got around to mentioning how Ripley's Believe It Or Not had been in unexplained reruns for weeks and right away the strip came out of reruns with an explanation. And what was that? You can find out by reading below.


That entered, let's now enjoy some Six Flags America pictures as some weather rolls in on our extremely hot and muggy day.

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Supermain train ready to dispatch. We waited for a front-seat ride and naturally wouldn't regret that when a heavy storm rolled in and shut down the train.


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Batwing: a roller coaster we only ever saw closed, and that was only erratically up all season. But we felt encouraged because --- well, computer, enhance.


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See? That's definitely a crew there, which wouldn't be if they figured there was no hope of getting the ride up. We would not see it up.


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Ride of Steel's entrance and dramatic lift hill, seen as we walked back from the storm-closed ride.


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The area has a gift shop with a Metropolis theme, thus the Daily Planet labelling of the floor.


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The skies look fitting for the Gotham City area, though.


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Storm clouds rolling in on The Wild One.


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Oh, but I did get a peek behind the construction fence at that no-longer-there ride by that fountain earlier. As you can see it's ... nothing discernible there.


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Another spot near The Wild One that looks like it might have once held a ride but now doesn't have anything recognizable. Given the small footprint I wonder if it wasn't a maintenance shed or something.


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The clouds continue rolling in on The Wild One.


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Oh yeah, you maybe saw a tower that wasn't the Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth in that picture of The Wild One a couple pictures ago. It's a drop tower, called Voodoo Drop, that doesn't feel at all like maybe we should be thinking about our use of a religion as a comical spooky-scary playful fun thing.


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Exiting the Mardis Gras area gets us to this sign with the Lakeside Park-esque ``Revenir'' message.


Trivia: The images of microscopic phenomena Antoni van Leeuwenhoek included in the written texts of his letters to the Royal Society were not drawn by him, but by a series of Delft artists and draftsmen, drawing what they and he agreed they had seen. Source: Ingenious Pursuits: Building the Scientific Revolution, Lisa Jardine.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 85: Dragon or Overgrown Lizard?, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

Friday evening from the discovery of the lost hat through to early Sunday pretty well sucked, so let's see how much of this I can rush through without lingering.

We discovered the hat was lost just as we were in our hotel room getting ready for karaoke. I don't know if or what I'd have sung then, but we spent enough time in the failed search for the hat that we missed karaoke, and couldn't do much of anything besides go to bed late and sad. (There was no Friday night dance, I assume because of the same events-squeezing that crushed nearly all the panels out of the schedule.)

Saturday morning at least we didn't have to get up and get downstairs for the fursuit parade since there wasn't one. There was a photo session at 11 am to make up for some of that, but we got to bed too late an in too miserable a mood to even consider it. (There was also a red panda meetup that I might have gone to, on the strength of my kigurumi, but it was at 9 am and no. The model trains meetup was also interesting but an even worse 8 am.)

There weren't many things I was interested in on Saturday's schedule, so I put the time into retracing our steps to the car and back, and all over the first floor of the Renaissance Center, and so on. [personal profile] bunnyhugger passed on the Jackbox games --- she loves Jackbox games but there's never enough slots for players, and the con seems to go for games like the T-shirt design one instead of something that doesn't involve sitting for eighty minutes while other people do stuff on their phones --- in favor of Left Center Right, a sticker-swap event. She had seen it on schedules in past years but never got to play.

It was, I understand, a disappointing game since there wasn't really much game to it. You roll dice and based on that pass stickers to your left, your right, or to the pot at the center --- fine so far --- until someone wins the whole pot. There's no strategy of, like, keeping desired stickers or foisting unwanted ones off on anyone, and there's no partial jackpots, just, everyone ends up giving a sticker to one person. I can see where this is probably fun to do but as a game it's not much, since the only choice you make is whether to play.

Around this time I was emerging from the hat search to text people on my phone. There were several friends also at the con, one a SpinDizzy wizard who'd been there yesterday too. We've met in person before, but a long time ago, and while they're a very recognizable person for many reasons, and were often giving updates where they were, we never spotted them. Another pair, an old friend from FurToonia and their spouse, were also there after a quick accidental drive into Canada and I, getting my communications a little late thanks to the poor Internet and somehow worse cell phone reception, was always a little late for them.

After the disappointment of learning the hospitality dinner turned out to be a glimpse of an appetizer, [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I decided to get some dinner. We went out of the hotel, because we'd seen several restaurants driving in, and we ended up at the promisingly-named Pizza Cat. The place was busy and noisy and we didn't feel like waiting for a table through this.

Fortunately they had a kiosk where we could design a pizza and have it made to order, ready to go as soon as it was done. We put it in, got a seat, reassured the hostess that we were just waiting for the text that our kiosk order was done, and waited. And waited. Many people, some furries, came in. Many people left. Sometimes tables were empty. Sometimes they were full. What did not come was our text.

Obviously, it was a busy night, between it being Valentine's Day and there being a furry convention across the street and down a block. But still, there should have been something, right? After over a half-hour waiting I got up to stand by the hostess station and ask her when she reappeared what happened. She did not reappear. Employees would zip past us to the attached bar, and back again, but nobody asked me what I was doing there.

Finally, finally, I went into the seating area and asked a waitress where the order we'd put in 45 minutes ago was. She said something something something heating locker and she would check something something. The place was loud, I may have adequately explained. If I have not made this point enough then let me tell you: it was loud.

And I looked over to the other end of the restaurant and yeah, there was a glass case there, like a freezer locker only hot, with two cardboard boxes plugged into shelves in the middle. I went over to that and waited a moment for the waitress, whom I infer was busier than I was impatient. Someone in the kitchen asked if I'd been helped and I said, with all my reserve gone, that we'd put an order in almost an hour ago and wanted it. He said something about the heat locker too and I saw, yeah, our food was there, with [personal profile] bunnyhugger's name on it.

I do not know the procedure for this and also did not care. I grabbed our food from it and marched back to the other side of the restaurant, complaining as loudly as I could about spending a freaking hour waiting for this. I think I may have warned someone putting a kiosk order in that we were getting this. We marched back to our hotel room to discover that the ranch dressing and garlic butter or whatever that we'd also ordered was not there. Also, having sat in a heat locker for however long had shriveled it all up to a dry, rubbery mass that was worth eating mostly because it was food there.

By the time we were done our friends who'd visited Canada had gt overwhelmed by how much of everything the convention was, and we missed them, this time at least.

While we had some pleasant times at the Saturday night dance --- I found the earplugs I'd buried in my messenger bag for just this occasion --- that was also an hour or so of the very loud EDM that's always played here, the kind where the DJ will talk about one more song and I have no idea how you tell one song from another.

Sunday morning closed out the general suckiness with the hassle of packing our bags and checking out. That's ordinarily just a chore except that we had to get down the 53 stories of elevator at the same time everyone else is. Do you know how many elevators stopped on our floor before I found one that let me in? Would you believe it was long enough that another woman, who'd also been waiting forever with me, was able to be the lone person squeezing into one elevator to go downstairs, do whatever she was doing, and then get back before I got anywhere but more impatient? And she recognized me?

Finally I had to give up and get on an elevator that was going up --- all the way to the 67th floor (of 69 available to that elevator) --- because contra-flow was the only way to get an elevator at all. There's some point where the elevator traffic is so heavy that your behavior has to change to get anywhere and I thought briefly about the thermodynamics of this phase shift, before remembering I hated hated HATED this whole situation and at that moment would not be sad if a meteor wiped Motor City Furry Con off the planet.

Also, I was anxious that with an 11:00 check-out time my key card might stop letting me go up to the guest room floor 53. I knew there would be some leeway, but how much? It too me 55 minutes to do one pass from room to car to room again.

There was enough leeway that we were able to empty the room out, at least, and a mere fifteen or twenty minutes after the official check-out time the elevators were down to a reasonable load, the kind where you could wait for an elevator going your way. So we had that at least.

The long, long wait for the elevators meant we missed the first half of the Sunday-morning panel, ``Trash Animals Meetup'', and while our SpinDizzy wizard friend went to that panel, they found it too crowded and left, before we got there, and we never met up with them at all.

So, you know what sucked about all that? All of that except I guess the dance and the few minutes we thought we were going to have a fresh-made-to-order pizza.

Things got better from there but again, that sucked.


Now to admire a bit of The Wild One and other roller coasters at Six Flags America.

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Looking here at The Wild One's lift hill (background) and the returning bunny hills.


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You can tell the final helix is extreme because I tilted my camera to make the train rise in the picture as it goes downhill.


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Sign for the Musicial Hall offers Live IAZZ every night, that looks like fun.


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Among the events we missed was whatever they did for Juneteenth, which I'm guessing was ``get a lot of complaints from very white guys asking if they're doing anything for the 4th of July''.


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Way in back of the park is Superman: Ride of Steel, a mirror copy of the same ride at Darien Lake. Here's the lift hill and the gift shop and bathrooms in its shadow.


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And the last leg of the queue going up to the ride.


Trivia: In the 1980s astronauts who were serving military officers were considered to be on a seven-year tour of duty, with extensions possible, at NASA, per an understanding between NASA and the Department of Defense. Source: NASA's First Space Shuttle Astronaut Selection: Redefining the Right Stuff, David J Shayler, Colin Burgess.

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

After our pinball tournament wrapped up we went looking for food. The easy spot was Hospitality, which had promised to have some hot food over the weekend. What they had were a handful of hors d'oeuvres, served at about 8 pm or so, and eaten within seconds. We wouldn't see that Friday, but Saturday we hung around to get something and were disappointed to learn we were to take one (1) samosa and one (1) egg roll and one (1) mini chicken apple salad and one (1) I forget what the other was because it wasn't at all vegetarian each. It's actually an amount of food worse than serving nothing at all. They had evidence of bags of snacks but whenever we were around all that were left were unpleasant mini hard pretzels. They didn't even have the popcorn machine that'd been a staple in years past. I trust this is all the hotel being weird at them and that as they get to know the con they'll loosen up, if there's a Motor City Furry Con in the Renaissance Center again.

There was a snack stand in the hotel lobby that promised hot food, but we were well past the time they offered that and the cold sandwiches didn't get any better (or more vegetarian) than peanut butter and jelly Uncrustables. We peeked at the hotel restaurant --- called Fuell, with the second L smaller and tucked onto the 'seat' of the first L --- and decided to go for that. We thought we might do okay if we got a plate of truffle fries and some quesadillas and yes, this was a good amount of food and we were really happy with how it all tasted. Also how much there was of it. The one drawback is by some misunderstanding we didn't get serving plates for the two appetizers so a lot of topping ended up falling on the table. Well, we tried to be good.

And I may as well wrap up the rest of eating here. Saturday morning we roused ourselves from despair about the hat and found that the snack stand was open and serving hot food. This included Beyond Meat burgers, which were not on sale at the hot-food stand set up for the con despite being part of the con's menu. Instead we ordered at the register, paid, and waited for them to make it, all the while trying to find any spot anywhere in there that people wouldn't take to be us waiting in line. At this we failed. The burgers finally came, along with a condiments package that included mustard, catsup, and little glass bottles of mayonnaise, a choice adorable and baffling. Also served with bamboo-wood silverware, including straws, that we're supposing is probably better than plastic because of how fast bamboo grows? I don't know, lifecycle accounting is hard. I guess at least this once-used stuff won't exist for thousands of years. What we did not get was relish or onions or anything and we realized afterward that those were at the hot-dish stand where people getting normal burgers, or chicken-and-mac-and-cheese, or the like were getting stuff. Yes, that table also had the mayo bottles.

Leaving aside Saturday dinner --- I have my narrative reasons --- Sunday lunch we went back to the place and instead of getting burgers again, found that they had broken off selling the chicken from the mac-and-cheese. I got a plate of that for myself and it was pretty good baked macaroni and cheese. [personal profile] bunnyhugger got an Uncrustable, a comfort food. I never got into them myself so don't have any associations with them besides ``people who don't eat the crusts are serious?''. Sunday evening we were in time to get a samosa and a small vegetable roll from hospitaly; Sunday night, Taco Bell on the disappointed drive home.

So now you know we didn't go hungry, despite the food court at the base of the Renaissance Center having lost its last tenant --- a Burger King --- back in November.


Let's get back on The Wild One, or at least into its vicinity, now.

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Historical plaque on The Wild One exploring a bit of its history and mentioning one of the big changes that could make you ask whether this is truly a century-old roller coaster.


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And another plaque explaining more reasons that you might ask whether it's the same roller coaster. Retracking is normal enough, of course, although speeding the ride up by ten percent is starting to make the sort of dramatic change that makes people question the continuity of identity.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger waiting for a front seat ride. ... Yeah, we never really had to wait for anything which I guess makes the choice to close the park make more sense. On the other hand it was extremely hot and muggy and midweek so I can understand people figuring they could go into the water park and never be seen again instead.


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View of the dispatch end of the station, after our ride. As you see it's another gangbusters crowd getting into the car.


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The exit hopes that we enjoyed the ride. Yes, we did.


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Looking close-up at a train rolling past, and at the wooden track underneath that makes this a wooden coaster.


Trivia: In 1985 the United States Olympic Committee announced it was invoking ownership of the Olympic Rings as a United States trademark, as permitted by the 1978 Amateur Sports Act, claiming compensation from the 1988 Olympics broadcasters from advertising sales to companies that planned to use the Olympic logo in their commercials. The USOC argued that its own domestic sponsorship program was compromised by networks sublicensing the use of the Olympic rings to commercial advertisers. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. So the appendix about Olympics-inspired movies lists that, but not Animalympics. Fursecution is real!

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

The first thing we hoped to get to Friday at Motor City Furry Con was the roller coaster furries meetup. It was labelled ``Furry Thoosies'', ``thoosies'' being modern Internet slang for ``roller coaster enthusiasts'' that [profile] bunny_hugger hates. I'm not sure I have an opinion yet myself.

I had assumed we got there when it was still setting up but, no, it was as set up as it would get. The projector wasn't working so there wouldn't be any showing of on-ride videos which is probably fine, since picking out and showing videos is the least interesting part of the discussion. Instead the host was throwing out a series of questions and taking one, in rare cases two, answers from the audience before moving on. It was hard to escape the feeling that [profile] bunny_hugger and I and this one other guy were monopolizing the discussion, although after about a half-hour two other people warmed up to answering things.

We never quite got a good cross-discussion going, though, and we didn't get to talk much about our most interesting roller coaster riding of the past year --- The Ride To Happiness in Plopsaland de Panne, and The Wild One at Six Flags America. We weren't even able to offer our knowledge that Kentucky Kingdom was now owned by the same company that owns Dollywood; the park's ownership was discussed by several people none of whom would stand aside for the people who knew. (Also it's weird to get into opinions about who owns it when it's a reasonably easy-to-look-up fact, except that Internet in the Ren Cen was very minimally available.) Well, it wasn't our panel and it's not our responsibility to correct people even on matters of fact.

We had to leave it before the panel was quite done, though, because while we weren't able to hold any panels we were able to oversee an event. Last year someone had brought a Surfers pinball game to the convention, and a couple weeks ago we got confirmation they were bringing it again. So I got permission to hold a pinball tournament on it. This wouldn't be a sanctioned tournament, in case anyone cared about that, but it could be fun anyway. We picked Friday evening for it, as we could see two hours with nothing particularly interesting to us and, based on past years when machines were brought in, we weren't sure it would survive if we held the event on Sunday.

What we failed to do was make up signs before hand. Also to contact the person bringing the game or running the game room the moment we arrived that we were ready to go. We got to the game room and the people keeping watch had no idea what we were talking about, and we didn't have anything but a cute little trophy [profile] bunny_hugger had made to show off.

So there wasn't anything to do but lunge at anyone taking even a long glance at Surfers and tell them there was a tournament going on, would you like to be part of it? And most people were a little confused, as if suspecting a trick --- the trophy, in its comic smallness, did much to convey our sincerity --- but went along with it. It helped that we pared the rules down as much as possible: play up to two games, better score counting. The four people with the best finishes at 8:30 would be invited to play one game each, highest score getting the trophy.

In the ninety minutes or so of this we got a healthy fifteen or so putting up games --- it'd be hard to fit many more games in, even for as short-playing a game as Surfers --- and we even got many of the players following instructions and getting back at 8:30. Only one of the top four finishers didn't appear, and fortunately the fifth-place finisher did, so we could have a four-person playoff.

The lone drawback is that Surfers is a one-player game, so everyone had to play their games sequentially. It turned out the pinball guy had brought another game, the four-player Bow And Arrow, but it had some scoring problems with player three that would have made it inappropriate for four-player games. I mean, experienced pinball players could have rolled with it, but for what we supposed tobe novices playing their first tournament-like thing ever? No, keep it simple. Simpler than that.

So Rock 'n' Roll Dragon, the top seed, started out, and put up a decent but not impressive 1,376. [profile] bunny_hugger, second second, went second --- she likes going as soon as she can in one-player games --- and had a slightly better 1,678. This was almost a thousand points behind her qualifying score, but it was still better than anything I ever put up, which is why I wasn't in finals. Next, Moki --- fourth seed --- started out with a killer first ball and while the rest was not as good, it was still worth 2,490 points, third-best score anyone put up in qualifying or finals. And then, Akira, the third seed, came up and threatened to break the everyone-does-a-little-better with three lousy and one okay ball. But then on the fifth ball, suddenly, everything starts coming together. They get the ball up and into the valuable candycane scoop, they get the ball back up into the pop bumpers, they just keep on going, passing Rock 'n' Roll Dragon, and [profile] bunny_hugger, and closing in on Moki ...

And then the ball drained, at a mere 2,231 points. Moki took the trophy and we did our best to announce to the world --- and, for me, to the Motor City Furry Con Telegram group --- but if anyone besides our half-dozen players and onlookers noticed, I don't know.

We hope to do this again next year, though, and with the experience gained in this we should be better prepared. If we know for sure they'll have pinball machines in enough time, for example, we could even do sanctioned tournaments. We might yet make it into something too complicated to be fun.


And for some plain, simple fun? Motor City Furry Con pictures. Enjoy.

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Journeying from the Looney Tunes area to what lies past the miniature railroad ride.


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That's right, it's Mardis Gras! Although we already passed Ragin' Cajun before this. Mardis Gras: not just for go-karts, though.


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It's the section that held The Wild One, which we certainly weren't going to visit the park without riding a bunch.


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Cute little hill in The Wild One's infield. Not sure why they put one there; maybe it was useful before the roller coaster was moved.


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The ramp up is your nice classic slow incline, like we know from older parks and coasters like Conneaut Lake Parks's Blue Streak (RSVP).


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[profile] bunny_hugger pauses to get a picture of the coaster coming back.


Trivia: The 1977 movie 2076 Olympiad tells the story of the Olympic Games that year being sponsored and broadcast on an erotic cable network, with the Games therefore focusing not on athletic skills but sexual performance. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. So the appendix about Olympics-inspired movies lists that, but not Animalympics. Fursecution is real!

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

In talking about the Renaissance Center in the past [personal profile] bunnyhugger warned it was really easy to accidentally drive into Canada. My scouting the route we were to take indicated it was really easy to get there --- I-96 to I-696 to M-10 and that drops us off downtown where we can follow the signs, with an icon of the Renaissance Center that does not at all make it look like it's giving you the middle finger. And it was really easy and sure enough, it drops you off in the lanes to turn off into Canada. We avoided this fate --- we had friends who did not --- and got to the parking garage where I had, through the courtesy of a link on the Motor City Furry Con chat, reserved three days of parking with in-and-out privileges. We never once took the car out of the garage until it was time to go home, although I did move it from the third floor to the second, right by the pedestrian bridge to an entrance of the Renaissance Center that was now permanently closed. We'd add a bunch of outdoor walking time hiking over to the bridge from the next parking garage over, so, we could have had a more convenient time of it but the parking charges would have been higher. Something to consider for next year, though.

I had never been to the Renaissance Center before, nor had reason to, so I didn't know what to expect, but ``gloriously 70s architecture'' was what I received and what I would most hope to receive. There were so many oddly placed walls of that staggered-vertical-brick styling, and weird curves, and levels that slowly rose or fell, and it was beautiful. The main tower is a circle, of course, and what we came to realize was that between the elevators at the center, and the conference hall space around the rim, and a ring partway in between, was that the conference spaces had the pattern of a wheel with spokes. And the spokes were not the same on all floors, nor all one over the over. There's hope of telling where you are just looking around, although it could be better. Maybe the renovation will add carpet coloring or something.

We got there with something like an hour before we could check into the hotel, so got our badges and pocket guides and [personal profile] bunnyhugger got the last full program book they had in the room. We figured they'd restock and we could grab another one, and they did restock, and we never got back there. So [personal profile] bunnyhugger has our only tangible evidence of whatever the full conbook looks like.

Checking in led to our discovery of just how aggravating the elevators could be. There's a central bank of a dozen, with half of them going only up to the 40th floor (the fitness center). The other half go through the convention space floors (one through five), and then 40 and up. We were on floor 53, for the record, which meant we got very familiar with that sense of relief that we had passed floor five, or floor 40, and were in the express section, which the elevator labelled 'EZ' for some reason, to the other half of the hotel tower world. Also we got very familiar with the elevator's voice recording about how to access the guest levels, by tapping your key card to this sensor while pressing your floor button.

Or maybe pressing it and then pressing your floor button. Nobody seemed to agree what to do, but some of the time it didn't work whatever you did, and maybe someone would give you helpful advice to do it the other way. Also sometimes it wouldn't let you enter a higher floor if the elevator was going down, or vice-versa, except sometimes it did. It will stun you to know the elevators spent a lot of the convention going slowly, or down entirely. The one happy thing about spending Friday night going out to the car in the vain search for [personal profile] bunnyhugger's hat is I got to experience the thrill of going all the way from 53 down to 1, and vice-versa, without an interruption.

Our room turned out to be on the side with a view of the Detroit River, and the ice flowing past it, all the way into Canada. At night, the farther lights of houses would twinkle, just like stars would. Also we could look down into towers that I suppose were former GM Headquarters places; one was clearly an abandoned office, with torn-up carpeting and construction stuff littering the floors. I loved the view; [personal profile] bunnyhugger, more worried about heights than me, did not, but she got a little more accustomed to it over time. Still, being this high up meant we had an elevator wait and a good-sized ride whenever we wanted to go back to the hotel for anything. This was more convenient than MCFC's where we were at the hotel across the street, but was still a price in time if we wanted to get to the room.

Unpacked and, we figured, prepared, we got downstairs to the first event.


Now let's spend some time with Six Flags America again, back on the 1st of July.

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Oh yeah, I realized I should take a picture of the carousel's ride sign. I don't know how far back the sign goes but it seems plausible it's something like a pre-Six-Flags design.


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Then to the more clearly Six Flags stuff; here's a water fountain with a heap of Looney Tunes characters.


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And the inevitable statue of Pepe Le Pew and Whatsername in the romantic setting of ... outside a Johnny Rockets.


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Camp Groove seems like a name that might predate the Six Flags takeover of the park. There weren't any shows scheduled, of course, as it was the 4th of July week and who goes to amusement parks for shows for that?


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I believe the Prop Warehouse was a funhouse and that we were too tall for it, or maybe too tall unaccompanied by kids.


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Ah yeah, see, that part of the side is why I thought it was a funhouse and also that I don't have the knees to go on such.


Trivia: The United States sent two hockey tems to the 1948 St Mortiz Winter Olympics, one selected by the Amateur Athletic Union with the support of the United States Olympic Committee, and the other selected by the Amateur Hockey Association with the support of the Ligue International de Hockey sur Glace (the body responsible for endorsing the participation of national hockey teams for the Olympics). The AAU claimed complete amateur status, while the AHA accepted professional players. The controversy over which to accept and which was in line with the Olympics spirit led, briefly, to the elimination of hockey from the schedule and then a compromise where hockey was kept in the program, but the AHA team's games were not counted in the final standings. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle.

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

You may ask, ``Austin, isn't mid-February like two or three months too early to talk about Motor City Furry Con, much less attend it?'' And you would ordinarily be right. However, furry conventions are the last part of the United States economy that are actually growing, and MCFC has reached the point where it's nearly as big as Midwest FurFest was around 2012 when we stopped attending. It reached the point where the Eagle Crest Or Whatever hotel complex in Ypsilanti could not really fit it, and they had to go looking for a larger venue.

That search for a larger venue, in southeast Michigan, leads to pretty near exactly one venue, Detroit's Renaissance Center. And so, moving is what they did. The costs could be, besides everything being more expensive, that at least the first year they had to take ``whatever weekend Ren Cen is willing to give you'' rather than ``a weekend we like''. In future years, with good behavior, they might get back to their early-spring weekend.

But this year it would have to be Valentine's Day weekend, which I think went into one of the things that made me angry on Saturday. Also, incidentally, the weekend of [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents' birthdays, which meant we had to miss, particularly, her mother having a milestone birthday. We hope to make up for that this weekend.

The good side of the move is abundant more space, and space to expand, since the Ren Cen has about seventy floors and since General Motors moved out over eight hours before the con they need stuff to fill the place. There were actually significant other groups at the hotel this same weekend, so there's space for furries to crowd people out. Been ages since MCFC faced that option.

But for now? One of the very irritating constraints is that the hotel was only willing to give the con one floor for event space, which squeezed their panel space down to the point that almost no small events could happen. [personal profile] bunnyhugger's Rabbits-and-Rodents and my Raccoons-and-Family gettogether panels were rejected, rejected!, which is hard to fathom. Well, the Raccoons was probably easy given they did make space for a Trash Animals meetup and there'd be considerable overlap. But there wasn't anything close to Rabbits-and-Rodents on the shrunken event schedule.

Which brings out insult to injury: a couple weeks before the convention, the hotel agreed to give them two floors for event space, so there was suddenly room for way more panels, well after all the panelists had been told no. I don't know how they went looking for people to fill things out but however they did it, they didn't get to us. And the convention would be short of panel events we wanted to get to. As the hat disaster unfolded, that was probably for the best since Saturday we were not in a mood for anything, but a con with too much space feels flimsy.

And despite this space, the convention would not have a fursuit parade, the first time MCFC has missed one. But the convention-specific space on the third and fourth floors didn't have space, they judged, for one. The first floor had plenty of space, but it's also a part of the Ren Cen that prohibits full-face coverings. Even if that could be waived, there's no getting all the suiters down to the first floor except by overloaded elevators and dangerously narrow escalators. Also we never figured how to take escalators from the third floor down to the first (the second floor is a partial floor leading to the Detroit People Mover).

Over time we started to get a handle on where everything was and even got comfortable with the two floors of the event space where the con happened. This could be a comfortable new home for the convention, as long as it isn't hat weather.

So sometime next year, most like, the Renaissance Center is going to be closing for major renovations. Rumors are for things as dramatic as tearing down two of its five towers and chopping a bunch of hotel space out --- the center is an all-hotel-room tower --- for condos instead. Depending on the timing it may be that MCFC will be kicked out of the Ren Cen for 2027, possibly 2028. The old home in Ypsilanti, which they could return to if they shrink the con, is also slated to be demolished for some kind of foundation problems. So the convention might end up anywhere or nowhere, for all that.


Let's take time for more focus on the carousel at Six Flags America, which I imagine is going wherever good fiberglass goes when it expires.

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Giraffes aren't unheard-of on carousels but they also really stand out when they are there.


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Looking to the inner rows you get eccentric choices like a purple horse or a green tiger.


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And now to some control-panel shots. These are, I assume, standardized recordings of loading and unloading announcements and announcements for the case of a weather delay or the ride being shut for other reasons.


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And here's the gadgets to count rides and, probably, passengers. I assume this is since the operator came on since it was past 2 pm at this point and there's no way it only rode three times that late in the day.


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The main control panel. See? It was like 2:40 pm.


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And here's the whole control center together.


Trivia: As teams withdrew from the 1932 Lake Placid Winter Olympics, Sweden and other nations proposed postponing the Games until economic conditions improved, as they could not finance their athletes. Canada, France, and Sweden complained that the Americans were not providing a high enough exchange rate to let them fund full teams. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. Herbert Hoover did exempt foreign participants from the usual passport and visa fees, so don't say he did nothing to alleviate the Depression, okay?

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

So, Motor City Furry Con '026. It is not one we were happy during, and so far as one can tell only a week out, it's not likely to be one that ages into a beloved experience. Sorry to give you a downer report.

The most important thing first. Somewhere, most likely in checking in, [personal profile] bunnyhugger lost her hat. The white one with earflaps and pink trim that she could tie under her chin to ride roller coasters while wearing. The one her mother made for her. The one she'd lost before, but been able to find thanks to the heroic work of friends watching out for her.

Sometime during our getting out of the car in the parking garage, getting into the hotel --- the Renaissance Center in Detroit --- and getting to our room --- on the 53rd floor, the highest off the ground we've been together outside of an airplane --- the hat disappeared, most likely falling out of her coat pocket. We discovered this Friday evening and the search for it consumed everything else we might have done that day. [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I retraced our steps out to the car and back without finding it. I went to the con operations and discovered the lost-and-found guy was on break. The hotel check-in booth said they hadn't heard anything but checked in back and advised checking again in the morning when Security might have turned over things.

We both, separately, went to both Con Ops and to the Hotel lost-and-founds Saturday, without success. Sunday too. Saturday I spent a good hour or so retracing my steps completely, including pressing the elevator buttons in the parking garage trying to ensure I inspected both cars. In that I failed; one of them just would not come, but [personal profile] bunnyhugger reasonably concluded that if only one door was operating all day Saturday and Sunday it was probably also the one working Friday when we got there.

The mysterious thing to us is that when we checked in we were, for the most part, around other people. Certainly once we were in the Ren Cen building, and even while we were walking around the edge of the building. If the hat had fallen out, why didn't anyone holler at us? If it fell when nobody happened to see, why didn't someone take it to lost-and-found? If they didn't want to take it to lost-and-found, what did happen to it? We can imagine someone who needed a hat figuring a used, probably ill-fitting one found on the street beats having nothing. But we were never on the sidewalks or streets when we checked in. Who goes to the second or third floor of a parking garage just in the hopes that something useful might be abandoned there?

The story of how the hat went missing itself has missing parts that keep it from making sense.

We were devastated, as you'd think, and there was no hope of the rest of Friday or Saturday being any good unless we recovered it, which we didn't. Sunday was a little better, up to the moments we remembered about the hat, at which point our moods crashed again, and we finally had to leave the convention and with it any hope of running across it.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger's mother says that she can make a replacement hat, she found the pattern and it doesn't seem too complicated. But it won't be the same; literally, the yarn originally used isn't available, and a replacement might not be sold until the winter-hat-knitting season opens in summer. And even a remade hat can't be the original, and will be all the more awful to risk losing by using it as a hat.

Apart from that, though, how was the con? That I hope to tell you over the coming week.


But first, a normal dose of pictures from Six Flags America, grammar not included.

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The slightly stoned-looking elephant on the outside of the carousel.


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And a black panther or similar medium-size cat.


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Ostriches turn up on classic antiques more than you might imagine. This is a very 80s effort and making a modern ostrich.


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And here's a camel, which you don't see on many carousels. [personal profile] bunnyhugger got a ride on one of these, I believe.


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That same cougar-or-jaguar-or-whatever cat but in different paint.


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The chariot is a somehow under-decorated part of the ride. The particular color choice feels like a cake with decorative icing to me.


Trivia: Janis Kipurs and Zintis Ekmanis, Latvian bobsledders for the 1992 Albertville and Savoie Winter Games, and former medal-winners for the Soviet Union, manned barricades in the May 1990 independence movement. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle.

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This week in my humor blog: a double dose of comic strip plot recaps, some useless home advice, and my dentist gets all clingy. Want to know more? Follow any of these links and you will.


Let's see if we can't finish that tour of Six Flags America historical panels and the grammatical problems count.

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2014, they add the thing that one goes to a theme park in one of the Thirteen Colonies: a Mardis Gras section. No grammatical problems here but the Bourbon Street Fireball was a Larson Giant Loop and while there are people who call that a coaster we do not invite them to stay for dinner. Eight grammatical problems out of 13.


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2016, they impose virtual reality on Superman: Ride of Steel. I'm dinging this for grammar because the phrasing suggests they had a virtual reality experience on Holiday In The Park, and also suggests that the virtual reality roller coaster ran five years. I can't find how long the virtual reality coaster lasted but I'm going to bet not that long. Nine problem panels out of 14.


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2017: that elevated swings ride appears. Ten problem panels out of 15, as the sentence about The Wild One's centennial [nb] is a muddle.


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2021: Delay from 2020, you say? And Spinsanity too the place of Dare Devil Dive, huh? Eleven problem panels out of 16.


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And finally, 2024, the final panel in the park's historical parade, and we return to our old friend, the wrong it's. The tally stands at twelve problem panels out of 17.


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There's no grammatical errors here, just a picture including a guy who looks uncannily like one of [personal profile] bunnyhugger's relatives, enough that we texted them to tease about this.


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Back to SteamTown. We wanted to get on that weird ride you can see behind the enormous tree, but if I remember right, there weren't any operators around just then.


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They apparently had Old West gunfighting shows! But not when we visited.


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So back to the carousel, for some more pictures of glossy animals with numbers that suggest some of these mounts have been moved around.


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Rhino looks like the sun is just too much for them.


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There isn't a full rounding board but there are tiger heads disappointed in you.


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There's also elephants who wonder how long this is going to go on.


Trivia: 112 people (athletes, officials, and spectators) received fractures or broken bones while maneuvering on the snow (over fifty inches!) at the 1994 Lillehammer Winter Olympics. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle.

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

I'll probably start on Motor City Furry Con come Friday. Today, busy but also TCM was showing My Fair Lady, which is the best sort of musical to watch because there's enough earwormy songs that they overload you and cancel each other out and leave your head clear.

Anyway it's got me thinking about Henry Higgins's entire deal. He's big on the idea that the English should speak English correctly. He's familiar with all the many varieties of dialect and accent and word choice but the whole plot kicks off with the idea that he can teach anyone to crush their distinctiveness out. But he's also motivated by the idea that this puts all English speakers on an even footing, that speaking Movie Received Pronunciation is a way to demolish the classicism that divides people.

And that's the dichotomy of a standard, isn't it? A standard is freedom; it will work equally for everyone. But a standard is imprisonment; everyone must fit themselves to it. Why can't a thing only have the good parts?


Let me continue the parade of Six Flags America's Grammatically Almost Right historical posters.

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So after a spot of trouble the park closed and reopened and got its fourth wrong it's out of five.


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Yes, Mind Eraser was the name of Professor Screamore's SkyWinder and the wild thing is it had that name before Six Flags bought the place. I assume the Crazy Horse Saloon is what became the SteamPub. And six panels in they still have only four wrong-it'ses. The -'s are a little dubious but I think we can allow that for the purpose of this text.


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Then in 1998 their owners bought Six Flags and we get two error-free panels in a row!


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Pausing for a moment here of a map of the park from the days of Coyote Creek. Sometime in the 90s.


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And then the totally different look the park had in 1997 as seen in a reproduction of the park guide for the year.


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There were a couple little bits of ride pieces; I imagine this was taken off the Pirates Flight.


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Concept art for the entrance, which is pretty close to what the entrance looked like when we were there. They mostly changed the approach to the entrance to add metal detectors.


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No it's errors on this eighth panel, but ``rollers coasters'' is an unforced error. I assume some style guide required them to put JOKER and TWO-FACE in all caps but that needless space in TWO- FACE is another flop. So that's a count of five bad panels.


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Superman brings us to nine panels, only five of them with problems.


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2001 saw the introduction of Batwing, a dangling-participle coaster, that we went to the park three days in a row hoping to see open, without success. But we heard later that the final day we were there it had a rare moment of working, so, shame. We missed it. Also, it's sloppy to talk about the end of the early-2000's coaster wars without mentioning the beginning or their existence or anything. Six problem panels out of ten. (Having written that, I'm not sure this really is dangling. It feels awkward to me, and I don't have any confidence that the author of these knows what they're doing, and resolving a thing without introducing it is a problem, so I'll ding it.)


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2005 saw the return of our old friend the wrong it's. Seven problem problems out of eleven.


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2012 adds another wrong it's, and whiffs on the spelling of Apocalypse. The recent renaming I suppose explains why it was the only roller coaster with specific merchandise but, really, how did The Wild One not get anything? Eight problem panels out of twelve.


Trivia: Sarajevo's original budget for the 1984 Olympic Games was about $160 million. A referendum for higher taxes to pay for construction was supported by 96 percent of the voters. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. The book doesn't say if that was 1984 US dollars or the book-publication-2004 dollars. It notes that about that time Yugoslavia saw inflation of about 50 percent so one imagines any budget figures are really just ``bunches of money''.

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

Still not really up to starting the Motor City story but a little exasperating moment today as we got back to normal.

After several instances of having the mail held and them just ... not ... delivering the held mail at the end, I've started checking the box that I want them to keep the mail at the post office where I will pick it up. So this afternoon after work I drove from the office to the post office, gave them my name and address, and stood back to wait and hear how this went wrong.

The clerk --- the same one I had to ask last week why the post office hates us when they just lost a priority mail envelope [personal profile] bunnyhugger had sent from there (it was delivered two days later without ever being scanned at any point ever) --- disappeared for somewhere between ten minutes and all the time in the world before coming back to say there wasn't any mail for us there. Not a bit.

I pointed out that the Informed Delivery e-mail had pictures of stuff we were supposed to be getting, Friday and Saturday and today. And they had dropped a package off on our doorstep Friday, when they were supposed to be holding letters and packages for me to pick up. He couldn't explain where our mail had gone and I just gave up and went outside and yelled at the building. I figured to go home and print out both the receipt from my mail hold request and every single Informed Delivery e-mail so they could know just what to look for.

Of course, it was all dropped off in our mailbox at home, along with a letter for two houses down that we keep getting mail for because the letter carrier apparently can't tell our numbers apart.

I do not know why the post office wants me angry with them but fine, they've got it.


Venture with me now into Steam Town, at Six Flags America.

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What could be more steampunk than carp who're harassed by people tossing coins in the fountain? Yes, carp with top hats and those geared monocles harassed by people tossing farthings in.


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The artificial waterfall uses the same technology our backyard pond does, only theirs is bigger. Same problem with the rocks not covering the plastic cover though.


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We didn't go in to the Filaments Steampub, but considered it. I kind of like the name.


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But here's the roller coaster we went there to ride, Professor Screamore's SkyWinder.


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Do you recognize it? ... Because it's another installation of the same track we know as Thunderhawk at Michigan's Adventure, Flight Deck at Canada's Wonderland, Infusion at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, and Mind Eraser and a half-dozen Six Flags parks.


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The climb up to the station took you right up to the woods, though.


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On the station was this defunct(?) zeppelin prop.


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Here's the operator's station and a couple people wondering why I'm photographing them.


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The place had a big cafeteria where we got some pop and rested from the sun (and, later, from a shower) and it had a wall with a lot of posters to explain the park's history.


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So yes, the park started out as a project of Ross Perot and ABC, and it strikes me as very close to the drive-through safari that made Great Adventure, in New Jersey, which also opened in 1974.


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By 1982 and 1983 the park had reached the point they weren't able to tell the difference between ``its'' and ``it's''. But just wait!


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Four panels in and three of them have used the wrong it's, which does great things to leave you confident they're giving an accurate history of the park. The coaster's original incarnation at Paragon Park does appear to have been the tallest in the world at its opening, which adds to our tally of coasters that were world's tallest coasters at the time they opened (this, Montaña Rusa, Top Thrill Dragster/Top Thrill 2, Kingda Ka, and in the category of wooden coasters Mean Streak and, for [personal profile] bunnyhugger, American Eagle and Son of Beast) since Wikipedia considers the category established in 1917. (I think records of earlier coasters are too incomplete to say what was the tallest before this.)


Trivia: Italy raised money for building the complex for the 1956 Cortina d'Ampezzo Winter Games in part by the football pool Toto Calcio; a fifth of the revenue from these bets on Italian soccer matches went directly to the Italian Olympic Committee. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle.

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

We went to Motor City Furry Con this past weekend and, not to spoil things, we didn't have a great time. I haven't had the energy to start writing that up yet so you're getting a double dose of Six Flags America photos, from the full day we spent there.

But I can at least share a small side anecdote from today when I went to [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents' home to pick up our pet rabbit. ([personal profile] bunnyhugger had to work; I had the day off for the state holiday.) Besides getting them a half-dozen paczki to thank them I wanted to get a pop for myself and the nearest Freestyle coke machine --- so I could get a Mello Yello Zero Citrus Twist --- was at Wendy's. The drive-through line was about 362 cars deep so I went inside, instead, and asked for a large fountain drink cup. The clerk handed it to me, I started to pay, and she said ``nah, you're good''.

I offered again to pay and she said nah, she didn't care, it's just the cup. Part of me wanted to protest that I was also getting the pop but I finally remembered I could act like a normal person instead and say thank you and maybe that's kind of you. And to appreciate that sometimes something's going on at a Wendy's and the cashier just does not care about collecting money for the pop machine. Lucky break, huh?


As promised, Six Flags America pictures:

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The seats for the Firebird ride, which much like Mantis-to-Rougarou was converted from a standing train to a floorless. Here, the floor's in hiding.


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Track of Firebird, with The Wild One behind it. In the middle you can see the miniature railroad, which wasn't running any of the days we visited.


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Six Flags America logo that finally shows some localization to it.


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The entrance I mentioned that goes underneath The Wild One, into the inevitable Gotham City part of the park.


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I was excited to see they had a super-round-up ride; I always like those. Ah, but ...


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That's right, the ride wasn't running. The promise it would open later in the season seemed touching; we wondered how much effort they were putting into getting a ride open for at most three months or so.


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Riddle-Me-This's ride inspection sticker and certificate, showing the ride was looked at that year at least. The Certificate of Inspection lists as governor Larry Hogan, which was most recently true in 2023.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger pointed out the Joker's Jinx ride had some nice HA decorations around it. Or, from this point of view, a bit AH on top of these poles.


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The elevated swings ride was not as tall as Windseeker, but was down part of the day anyway.


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And the ride is Wonder Woman themed --- the ``Lasso of Truth'' --- with an entrance that kind of suggests Wonder Woman unwisely gazed upon Medusa and got petrified. Although I guess she was created from stone originally? In some versions of the story? So maybe she's just being normal.


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Here I noticed there was a good angle to show what kind of a spaghetti bowl the Joker's Jinx was, and now you see it too.


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The last big bit of money put into the park was for Steam Town, a redevelopment of the western area into something More Steampunky. There's a roller coaster in there too, so we're in there.


Trivia: Germany's team won the four-man bobsled team in the 1952 Oslo Olympics with a team weighing a total 472 kilograms, about 1040 pounds. After this the international federation for bobsled and tobogganing limited the weight of future teams to 400 kilograms, 880 pounds. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. (They actually voted for the limit shortly before the games --- team weights had been spiralling --- but it did not take effect until after.)

Currently Reading: The Red Planet: A Natural History of Mars, Simon Morden.

More of the 1st of July, Six Flags America, Maryland.

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Back of the station for Roar, with the train roaring past behind the operator.


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A photo opportunity for Spanish-speaking friends who support the message ``Yes Flags''.


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As a (legacy) Six Flags park, they hd a Gotham City-themed area which results in things like this attempt to be a funnel cake stand but all DARK and BROODY because my PARENTS were KILLED. It was closed when we visited although note they were hoping to open later in the year.


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Joker's Jinx is one of the rides put in when Six Flags bought the park. It had some funhouse mirrors out front, and a bit of similar theming inside the queue.


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The Joker looming over the canopy here makes me wonder if the covering is a later addition, maybe to relieve the sun beating down on people in line. You can't get an unobstructed view of him but that could also be part of the wackiness of it, you know ?


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Walking up the queue; there's some more mirrors and things to look at such as this.


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I forget which ride this was on, but you can see some of Joker's Jinx in the background. It's your classic spaghetti-bowl track.


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Whistlestop Park didn't actually have anything there, but the place looked like it had once held a couple of rides, and it seemed like it might have once been a stop on the railroad.


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Skull mountain that's a part of one ride and that The Wild One ran behind.


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Some of the length of The Wild One behind, with the launch hill for Firebird in the foreground.


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The station for Firebird, which was the only roller coaster we found specific merchandise for. The ride was only about a dozen years old --- only Rajun Cajun was newer at the park --- and had once been a stand-up coaster, which has always been rare --- but it still seems weird they'd have merch for that and not for The Wild One.


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Looking out from the front of the Firebird queue; you can see The Wild One outside it.


Trivia: At the 1932 Lake Placid games the (men's) speed-skating was for the first time done in a pack of all skaters going at once, rather than every competitor racing against the clock individually. After American victories in some of the early events, European skaters protested to the International Skating Union, which upheld the protest and required the races to be re-run, individually. The Americans won those races too. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle. But the entry for the 1932 Lake Placid games says that saw ``the emergence of women's speed skating as an Olympic sport''. This is what happens when different people write different articles! (Maybe it was an exhibition?)

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With pictures, I've got into July, and the day we planned to spend nearly open to close at Six Flags America. Please remember while looking over these pictures that it was incredibly freaking hot.

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Six Flags America started as a much smaller place and that's probably why the entrance was such a nothing exit on a four-lane highway.


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You could easily drive right past and not even know it was there, in a way that reminded me of Canada's Wonderland.


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The entrance, and parking lot, had plenty of trees and nice pleasant tall ones though.


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I realized afterward we were never going to get a good picture of the entry booths, so here, have this zoomed-in picture instead. Also note the parking lot locator signs have ride pictures.


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Again, you claim to be Six Flags America but I'm only seeing eight flags.


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One of the midway buildings with Looney Tunes characters done up as founding fathers.


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Oh, they ... didn't take down the National Ride Operator Day sign. All right then.


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Evidence of park history: the entrance midway ends at a creek, with a good-size footbridge over it. But there's also this closed off and much narrower bridge that ends at nothing, now. What purpose did that serve, and when did it last serve that?


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I wonder if it wasn't the queue for a ride, and that it was more trouble to remove the bridge than to just block it off. But how long ago must it have been that the ride was removed if the ground is that much reclaimed by grass?


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On to roller coasters! The other wooden coaster they had here was called Roar, and how could an old furry not like that?


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Some of the big ol' heap of wood that makes up Roar. It almost looks like a demonstration of truss design.


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Roar's loading station. Note that the A gets a different color, in color logos, a thing we noticed in several rides before we figured out what that might be for.


Trivia: In the 1924 Chamonix Winter Olympics women were allowed to compete only in figure skating; other events were judged too strenuous and perhaps dangerous to their ability to bear children. Women were finally allowed to compete in skiing events in 1948, and in speed skating in 1960. In 1998 women debuted in ice hockey, and in 2002, bobsledding, all events from the first winter games. Source: Encyclopedia of the Modern Olympic Movement, Editors John E Findling, Kimberly D Pelle.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 84: A Man in a Moon, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.