My point with all this is that the fuss meant I didn't have time to write anything absurd for Rabbit Hole Day, and I wanted to explain why.

I believe you have the inherent advantage of living in Singapore. It isn't down the Rabbit Hole, but it is remarkably close to the equator, and maybe that's close enough.

You have an art for making a story of bureaucracy at work, and whether or not made up, this would be a perfectly reasonable day at the Singapore television license desk, now wouldn't it?

Tiramisu? In a glass? Now we can be sure you're making it up.