Technically they did have a roller coaster, but it was a kiddie coaster, an Orient Express, and I wasn't quite ready to credit-whore myself enough to get on it.

Also, I had too ridden a Ring of Fire prior to this. I had ridden one at, I think, the Ionia Free Fair, and if it wasn't there, then maybe the Ingham County Fair. Wherever it was, I told you all about how terrifying it was and how I swore I'd never do it again, but that if you really wanted to I'd do it again this time but just for you. I'm sorry, but I have to make this correction for my pride.