Nah. That's the start of a guerrilla ad campaign for Nintendo's latest console, the WiiPEO, the first console to use sensors embedded in your tear ducts to control the game play. The pack-in cartridge will be a PowerPoint spreadsheet detailing Nintendo's overall market share of the console market since the WiiU was released. Cry hard enough and you'll build up enough speed to clear the bar in the pole vault competition and beat Bruce Jenner!
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Date: 2015-12-21 06:38 pm (UTC)Nah. That's the start of a guerrilla ad campaign for Nintendo's latest console, the WiiPEO, the first console to use sensors embedded in your tear ducts to control the game play. The pack-in cartridge will be a PowerPoint spreadsheet detailing Nintendo's overall market share of the console market since the WiiU was released. Cry hard enough and you'll build up enough speed to clear the bar in the pole vault competition and beat Bruce Jenner!