I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door

( Humor piece hidden behind the cut; please be advised I attempt whimsy. There is no need to panic. )

Trivia: Andrew Carnegie donated funds to build the Central American Court of Justice in Costa Rica, which was completed and soon destroyed by earthquake in 1910. Source: The Uncyclopdia, Gideon Haigh.

Currently Reading: How The Scots Invented The Modern World, Arthur Herman.