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Host: Welcome back. Glad to have you listening to us this half-hour.

Cohost: They don't have to be listening.

Host: They don't?

Cohost: They might be talking. We wouldn't hear.

Host: It seems rude of our audience to keep talking while we're trying to say something.

Cohost: From their perspective, we're talking over their conversation.

Host: That's fair. Well, if any of you out there are listening we've got something special for you.

Author: Hello.

Host: Not yet.

( I'm liking the voices which I hear in my strip as I read this transcription. So, all of you out there reading it, read it exactly like I imagine it, or you won't have any idea what's supposed to be happening.  )

Cohost: Gives you something to write for the second edition, doesn't it?

Author: You're right. Thank you.

Host: Thank you, and thanks to our listeners, if they've finished their conversations too.

Trivia: Frank Woolworth's first``Great 5 Cent Store'', opened in Utica, New York, on Washington's Birthday, 1879, was a failure from the start, and sometimes took in as little as $2.50 per day. Source: The Grand Emporiums: The Illustrated History Of America's Great Department Stores, Robert Hendrickson.

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