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Your molars grind, your canines tear



2nd
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You're the time, the time of a Derby winner


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3rd
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I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop


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4th
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When it's springtime in Alaska it's forty below

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5th
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But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

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6th
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Pump the water, build the pressure, push the piston, press the button

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7th
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I'm here today to introduce the next phase, the next step in the big Bart craze


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8th
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Heaven help us if the library caught on fire

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9th
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People are the same today as they used to be


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10th
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We'd board that silver liner below Baltimore



11th
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Vaudeville was here, vaudeville is gone

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12th
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It should have been a laugh, it should have been fun

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13th
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The big band prize is twenty-five bucks

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14th
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Ah but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players

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15th
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The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore


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16th
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One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge, carrying a grudge, bribing a judge

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17th
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Have I got neighbors? All day and all night

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18th
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Is playing ball, taking in all, and thinking so small



19th
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Father wears his Sunday best, Mother's tired she needs a rest

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20th
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Please don't eat the daisies

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21st
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You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze

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22nd
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Something to make the fourth-column headlines



23rd
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At the senior prom we danced til three



24th
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I am Superman, and I know what's happening

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25th
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Now I understand what you tried to say to me



26th
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And wake up where the clouds are far behind me


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27th
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Born of cold and mountain air

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28th
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Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper



29th
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You're out of place, you bark and chase



30th
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Well it's Saturday night and I'm still free

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31st
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They're gonna stop having the sun so you better get tan now

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