So. Thursday. I got the congratulations. I went into a round of doubts that the thing had happened. This was not only because the last six years have been so harsh on the idea of good things happening. It also reflected that when my recruiter's supervisor called --- phoning because I had not answered the recruiter's call in the nearly ten minutes since it was left; some recruiters have got no chill whatsoever --- he said I was ``shortlisted''. To me, that sounds like ``I am one of a handful of candidates'', and I wanted it confirmed that I had actually been offered the job. Yes; apparently the term of art here is that the shortlist is the list of people they want to hire and they were offering to me first (or anyone ahead of me had already rejected it). So that was cleared up.
Next came a bunch of forms. I-9, W-4, direct deposit, that sort of thing. They also wanted copies of my passport and social security card and when we got to that I asked if there were a secure dropbox or encrypted e-mail system they had since I don't really want to send my social security number, passport, and bank information out on the open Internet. They said if I could send it encrypted that was great or they could take it by fax or physical mail. I would end up doing both. It turns out Kinko's has self-service faxing right from their photocopiers, although it's slower than I remember faxing being from a dedicated unit. Then I went to the post office to mail this stuff to their office which turns out to be next to Farmington Hills, where Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum looms. When I got home there was a fresh message on the machine that they couldn't read one of the things on the faxed copy of my passport, and before I could call (or e-mail; this was something safe to send in plain text) they called again. No chill, I tell you.
Another thing I needed for this: a drug screening. Yes, for a hybrid office job programming, they want to check whether I might be on the marihuana. Which has been legal for several years in Michigan, at least as long as you spell it wrong like that. Also four other drugs and I forget which but bunnyhugger looked them up. I suppose it's a blanket requirement for any state- or state-support jobs but it's still hard to contextually justify. Especially the pot screening. The screening center they had is a lab on the south side of town, near one of the movie theaters, sitting in a strip mall that looks like where you'd go for urine sample collection. That went like you'd expect. Somehow it still weirded me that the little jar with my urine in it was warm, even though it would be alarming if it were not. Somehow I don't get that same reaction when I've donated blood and happen to feel that bag.
And, I started slowly to share the news. With my parents, first, and bunnyhugger's parents. And my brother who'd given me so much advice about interviewing. He had a flood of new information to provide, ranging from offering to share his PowerPoint deck about how to make useful reports to one's supervisors and also something about using Medical Savings Accounts, or possibly Health Savings Accounts. Apparently if you load up enough money into one you can use it as a hack to get tax-free investment income. I'm going to have him repeat all that in print for me later.
The recruiter's supervisor told me they wanted me to start the 18th of December. This is a Sunday. He promised to check and get back to me and yes, they mean the week of the 18th. So, the week before Christmas, which is not bad since it suggests I'll have a gentle introduction to things. I'm not at all sure what to expect that first day since I'm supposed to go into the office Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I hope someone tells me what they expect.
(I also don't know when to expect pay to start. I'm hoping that it's going to be weekly as it would make my life a lot easier to have a paycheck by the 30th of December. Again, I suppose someone will say something at some point.)
Here's more of the Merry-Go-Round Museum from our visit Halloweekends Friday, before we'd even seen Cedar Point yet.

Another model merry-go-round up front, this one with just a few horses but finely detailed ones that look plausibly like replicas of real figures to me, but I'm not the expert.

The remote control for one of the merry-go-round miniatures, along with the playlist.

And here's one of the prizes of the carousel (on loan from the Dinger collection, which made carousel-animal carving an appreciated art), one of the carousel horses featured on that famous stamp series.

Some more of the horses set up front, and a view of one of the other carousel stamp horses.

The rounding board here marks the passage from the front room to the main part of the viewing gallery and the museum's operating carousel.

Sheet of the carousel stamps fresh from the 80s.
Trivia: In 1643 Connecticut passed a law giving two highway surveoyrs per town the right to call every fit man to mend highways once a year. Refusal carried a five-shilling fine. Source: The King's Best Highway: The Lost History Of The Boston Post Road, The Route That Made America, Eric Jaffe.
Currently Reading: Bizarro #10, Dan Piraro.