I'd find myself drowning in my own tears

Uh-huh, so, the book finally exceeded its nominal target of 300 pages, albeit with sections that desperately need to be turned into some language, possibly English. The target deadline of the end of this week looks, if not ideal, at least realistic with some hard work and a little luck. What would be the absolute most hilariously uproariously funny thing to happen after getting home today?

( Be warned: it's not funny to me. Maybe it will be long from now when the current stress is passed, but it's not funny now. )

I'm not hoping any of these happen, you understand, I'm just bracing myself.

Trivia: As an art correspondence-course student Charles Schulz received a C+ in the lesson ``Drawing of Children.'' Source: Li'l Beginnings, Charles Schulz and Derrick Bang.

Currently Reading: Korolev, James Harford.