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May 2026

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1st
12:10 am

Then he plowed up the fields



2nd
12:10 am

And cut down the trees



3rd
12:10 am

I stood outside a department store



4th
12:10 am

For property speculation



5th
12:10 am

And he did it all for a pot of gold



6th
12:10 am

And for his own preservation



7th
12:10 am

A gang of kids came over and mugged me



8th
12:10 am

The people were scared



9th
12:10 am

They didn't know where to turn



10th
12:10 am

And knocked my reindeer to the floor



11th
12:10 am

They couldn't see any salvation



12th
12:10 am

Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)



13th
12:10 am

They said, Father Christmas, give us some money

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14th
12:10 am

Don't mess around with those silly toys



15th
12:10 am

We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over



16th
12:10 am

We want your bread so don't make us annoyed



17th
12:10 am

Give all the toys to the little rich boys



18th
12:10 am

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit



19th
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Don't give my sister a cuddly toy



20th
12:10 am

We don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money



21st
12:10 am

We only want the real McCoy



22nd
12:10 am

Father Christmas, give us some money



23rd
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We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed



24th
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But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one, he's got lots of mouths to feed



25th
12:10 am

There's a rainbow in Toronto where the Maritimers are bold



26th
12:10 am

They always get a pot full but they never get a pot of gold



27th
12:10 am

But they're to it and at it and at it and to it

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28th
12:10 am

He's the ladies' first choice, with a laugh in his voice

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29th
12:10 am

You gotta tune your attitude in



30th
12:10 am

If ya don't get at it when ya get to it



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