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It's the big week on my mathematics blog! Which is to say it's the week ahead of the Playful Math Education Blog Carnival, if anything goes as planned. What's run on my little corner of mathematics writing recently? This stuff:

Then there's my viewing of 60s Popeye: Old Salt Tale (the New Salt Tale's bogged down in construction) get a little attention.


And now ... the final pictures from our night at Clifton Hill, and the Ontario side of Niagara Falls. And the last pictures I took of our trip to the amusement parks of the Toronto and Western New York areas!

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So in the Great Canadian Midway was pinball, as we'd hoped. Just the one game, though, the Stern Star Trek. We'd played one game before and had fair games. We went back for another round and ... I had a pretty good game, and that'll just happen sometimes.


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A last look at the Frankenstein Burger King as we went in for the night.


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A morning look at the Moonlite Motel, a glorious mid-century-style motel. Our only disappointment was not getting a picture of the sign by night.


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There's a lot of motels like this in the area.


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It is your classic mid-century motel layout.


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Our motel room and the place that, for a couple months, I thought I'd lost our mobile hotspot to. I did not.


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It had gotten some rounds of modernization but I sincerely like the peach walls and the tiny tile outside the bathroom there.


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Binder full of restaurants and tourist attractions. The motel is also part of a group that offers free bus rides to and from Niagara Falls, Ontario, although we drove ourselves in order that we might stay out a little longer.


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And they had these wonderful classic style room keys, complete with guaranteed postage from mail slots.


So place your bets: is the next thing on my photo reel a pinball thing or an amusement park?

Trivia: Benjamin Rush in 1809 had a quasi-religious dream in which his friends John Adams and Thomas Jefferson reconciled, began a rewarding correspondence, and ultimately died at nearly the same time. He shared the details of the dream with Adams and Jefferson, who did. Source: Signing Their Lives Away: The Fame and Misfortune of the Men who Signed the Declaration of Independence, Denise Kiernan, Joseph D'Agnese. While I pass this on, I agree, I would like to see a contemporary primary citation of this dream.

Currently Reading: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention That Changed The World, Amir D Aczel.

My iPod is giving me troubles. The past month or so the audio plugs have been loose. I thought this was a problem of one plug wearing out, but a different one --- of different design --- has the same trouble. While walking around, or sometimes just driving in the car, the cable jiggles and this trips the iPod to pausing. Sometimes it resumes right away, but it also drains the battery. I can have the thing go from fully charged to low-battery warning, or emergency crash, in an ordinary walk. I understand some of this is that I'm walking a lot more than I did before the pandemic. But it's still annoying.

I took the thing to Capitol Macintosh, since they have a tool for cleaning out audio ports and I thought maybe it was grit in there worsening the connections. They gave it a try, but didn't see anything particularly suspicious. They recommended if this doesn't fix things, try an unauthorized retailer. (All they could do with the iPod is send it in to Apple Headquarters, in case Apple Headquarters knows something they don't.) I may give that a try depending on just how annoyed I am by all this.

I did, at Five Below while buying a new plug-in earphone, see they have bluetooth headsets. These are just $6, which isn't bad except that I don't believe they're rechargeable. I would rather avoid adding to electronic waste, but if the choice is earphones that'll be junk in a year, or replacing a whole iPod, I know what's better. ... Still, I should see what a repair estimate would be.


That's enough of that for a bit. Let's spend a little time back outside Niagara Falls, Ontario edition, and see how they look at night.

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Back to the Falls for some night pictures. It turns out they 'paint' the falls with spotlights for a shifting color display.


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In the transition between purple and white lights the American Falls look particularly spectral.


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The boat-tour area comes out well-lit and amazingly clear from this angle.


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Bit of a rainbow look to the falls here.


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And here we see Niagara Falls as colored by a Commodore 64.


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Sometimes the light cycles around to white so you just see the water as it looks in the sun, but against silhouettes rather than ground.


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A quick look back up into town.


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And a last look at purple-tinted falls.


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Bendy, posable dolls we saw in a souvenir shop. As excited as we were to see Popeye and Olive Oyl, uh ... bendy posable Jesus and Mary seems like the setup for an especially blasphemous joke. Putting them on the same row as Green Lantern, Mister Bean, and Elmer Fudd seems to be compounding the matter.


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Vulture animatronic doing his part calling people into the Crystal Caves mirror maze.


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Rat miner animatronic similarly urging people to try the Crystal Caves.


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And here's the rat plus a guy in a barrel. We did go into this mirror maze and it was really good. The mirrors were all but spotless --- patrons had to wear rubber gloves to go in --- so you did not have the usual problem of smudges showing you where it was safe to walk. We spent a good and great time in there.


Trivia: In 1974 Intel quoted Micro Instrumentation and Telemetry Systems, planning to build the Altair personal computer, a price estimate of US$360 per chip for small quantities of 8080s. The chips actually came in at $75 each. Source: A History of Modern Computing, Paul E Ceruzzi. (Intel had not really studied what low-volume 8080 chip production would cost.)

Currently Reading: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention That Changed The World, Amir D Aczel.

So here's some more miniature golf, and then looking for midway attractions at Niagara Falls.

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Ooh, yeah, one of these dinosaurs. I remember them from the Jurassic Park pinball games.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger trying to find where the dinosaurs are.


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Quite like the sign for Strike! Rock N' Bowl.


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Little raccoon tchotchke we saw in one of the bigger souvenir shops.


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This Bear Aware souvenir ornament reminds me of a letterboxing stamp we got with a similar be-bear-aware theme.


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And now we start to fully deploy the neon of the street. On the right by the way is the IHOP mentioned and unfairly slagged in the Spectacular Failures podcast episode about Love Canal.


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The Great C Nadian Midway, eh? That sounds like fun.


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Also some of the mirror-maze attractions that we decided not to go to, but liked the theming for.


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Great Canadian Midway had this interactive-dark-ride inside, which was nice although we'd rather have a traditional-style dark ride instead.


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Butler serving skeletons outside the Ghost Blasters dark ride.


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Shooting gallery inside the Midway. And ...


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Hey, they're shooting that Folkmanis ferret puppet all the furry puppet shows have!


Trivia: About 75 percent of the budgets for Civil Works Authority and Federal Emergency Relief Act projects, between 1933 and 1935, was spent on labor. Public Works Administration projects in the same era averaged about 30 percent labor expenses. Source: American-Made: The Enduring Legacy of the WPA: When FDR Put The Nation To Work, Nick Taylor. (PWA projects tended to be larger-scale projects, requiring more equipment and materials costs, and were contracted through private firms that then went and hired labor.)

Currently Reading: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention That Changed The World, Amir D Aczel.

PS: Using my A to Z Archives: N-tuple, an old-school piece of mine.

Darien Lake announced they're not opening this season. Great Escape, another Six Flags park in New York State, announced the same. They cite not being able to get good guidance from the state about safe opening procedures. This seems late in the season for the announcement, but Halloween is a crazy big money factory for amusement parks. Christmas can be too, though I don't know that they did anything for the Thanksgiving-Christmas-New Year's sequence.


My humor blog this week was full of all kinds of ponderings, described plainly. What have you missed? This, if you haven't seen it already:


Now let's hop back in time, to June of 67 million years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the miniature golf courses! I'm very happy that this coincidentally matches the theme of this week's big humor essay.

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger facing down a tyrannosaurus rex and her kids.


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Dinosaurs and mammoths hanging around the putting greens.


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That seems like a small baby for the size of that egg, doesn't it?


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And here we get the dinosaur in some good evening light.


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You know some stupid teen or drunk guy has tried to climb into that mouth.


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Here's an alligator-y creature in front of a hole that goes inside a little cave.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger considering her shot and completely icing out that dinosaur behind her.


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Giant spider figures, and netting, when you look directly up inside that little cave. You're not supposed to look directly at the ceiling like this.


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Evening sun doing nice things for the dinosaurs' looks.


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Miniature golf hole that's just the Cool S shape.


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The toppled-over brontosaur here was one of the figures that [personal profile] bunnyhugger was pretty sure she remembered from having been here and playing dinosaur miniature golf years ago, I think with her parents? ... Check the comments (on Livejournal) for corrections if I have this wrong.


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Man, what does the theft problem have to be at dinosaur mini-golf if they have to tie down the flags?


Trivia: Overseas commerce from the colony of West New Jersey started no later than 1680, when Mahlon Stacy sent a ship to Barbados. Source: New Jersey From Colony To State, 1609 - 1789, Richard P McCormick.

Currently Reading: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention That Changed The World, Amir D Aczel.

Silver Bells in the City won't be held this year. In light of the pandemic they're doing ``Silver Bells Home Edition'', a two-hour TV special, and we'll have to be content with that. Meanwhile, Ingham County --- our county --- has the highest Covid-19 rate, and infection rate, in the state. The majority of cases are in East Lansing, that is, Michigan State students. Thirty houses, most of them Greek, have been ordered to mandatory quarantines.

So, yeah, I'm way on board with the Big 10 throwing a football season together in this disaster. I didn't want to have ... anything, ever again ... anyway.

Meanwhile, amazingly, Michigan State is not the state university having the worst Covid-19 outbreak. Nor is [personal profile] bunnyhugger's, somehow. No, worst off is Grand Valley State University, out near Grand Rapids, which is so bad that the whole school's been put on a fourteen-day lockdown. So I guess at least East Lansing's not that awful but it's still not good, not good all around.


As long as I'm in a mood here's My All 2020 Mathematics A to Z: John von Neumann, which focused tightly on his game theory work, and you know, that whole Doctor Strangelove why-not-bomb-a-Ruskie-today thing.


Well, how about some fun, then? Which we could have back in June 2019, before the aggressively mishandled pandemic. Here's Niagara Falls, Ontario style.

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Here's another Niagara Falls panorama, from the Rainbow Bridge over to the Horseshoe Falls.


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Boat trying to get up close to the rainbow here.


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And a lower-exposure shot of water smashing up rocks.


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July 1990 dedication plaque for Maid of the Mist Plaza, ``original northern entrance to the lands of the Niagara Parks Commission''. It seems pretty rusted; I wonder why.


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Walking back up to Clifton Hill for some tourist-trapping.


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Statue in memorial to ... uh ... Canadian pioneer William Philip Ontario? (It's actually to the soldiers killed in the World Wars.)


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A tower labelled Mowat Gate, from which I infer there was once a gate here.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger considering the options as the evening sun gets nice and dramatic. Notice Castle Dracula's over there.


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So I get where people might think this is kinda trashy, but it's really our thing.


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And now we figured what we did want to do with our time: miniature golf plus dinosaurs!


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One of the ... raptors? ... at the entrance and just underneath the track of the SkyWheel.


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Here's a nice look up the Ferris Wheel. I don't think to take photographs of this angle much. Also, look how blue that sky is.


Trivia: Confederate president Jefferson Davis declared the 21st of August, 1863, to be a ``day of fasting, humiliation, and prayer'' for the rebel states. A common cynical joke was to ask what made a fast day different from any other. Source: The Confederate Nation, 1861 - 1865, Emory M Thomas.

Currently Reading: Empires of Time: Calendars, Clocks, and Cultures, Anthony Aveni.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger did a double-take at the noon news. Their commercial outro showed a Bally Game Show pinball. She took that in stride a moment and then remembered she wasn't looking at something on the computer where stuff is meant to appeal to or anger her.

So the story is the guy who owns Rocket Arcade, in South Haven, on the west side of the lower peninsula, wants to know when he'll be able to re-open. And he made his protest by setting up a game at the capitol and playing it. As protests go, it's far better than, you know, every right-wing nutter with guns and a sense of entitlement. Still, he complains that arcades have been grouped with amusement parks and casinos, instead of a ``small business'' like gyms or salons. It's reasonable to want support for small businesses, but (a) gyms and salons should not be open in the first place, and (b) you're either willfully ignorant or lying if you don't see arcades as tightly linked to amusement parks and casinos. Just on historic grounds, never mind being things really not essential. Also, not mentioned, but barcades should not be open either.

It was neat to discover a pinball place we'd never heard of. And one that's got Game Show, a late-solid-state game. It's an era we particularly like and don't get to play nearly enough. If we had learned of the place through the owner not asking when he can join the plague party too we'd probably stop in, at least once.


Meanwhile, in the story comics I answer the questions of What's Going On In Rex Morgan, M.D.? What is Rex Morgan doing for the pandemic? June - September 2020 in review.


Now let me share with you a lot of pictures of water.

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Bridal Veil Falls, but mostly, a look down at a seagull in flight. I always love when I can take pictures of a bird from above.


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Peering way down at people buying tickets to a boat ride.


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And the boat dock for your sightseeing tours. We would not go down there. It was too chilly to add cold mist to things.


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Here's that panoramic shot you've been waiting for me to drop! [personal profile] bunnyhugger peers way out at the other telescope.


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Boat chugging its way along toward the United States side of things.


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And a view of the Rainbow Bridge, which we'd used to get into and out of Ontario here.


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Small little outlet of water into the Niagara River, after the Falls.


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Meanwhile in the opening to Land of the Lost.


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And more of the Falls, and the chance to look at the end of the world.


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Again to the Bridal Veil falls. I've been to that fence, too, although on my trip with my parents and aunt back in ... 2008? 2008 sounds right.


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When you forgot your Roller Coaster Tycoon ride needs a queue also and the topography is all annoying and you just have to make do.


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And here I stepped down the exposure to get the American Falls and more of the rainbow.


Trivia: In his Poor Richard's Almanac for 1752, the year the British empire changed from the Julian calendar, Benjamin Franklin printed the whole text of the calendar act and the observation that, despite the calendar's improved time-keeping, it had an excess of one hour, 20 minutes, in four centuries and so would still gain a full day on the seasons in about 72 centuries. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel. (We would today estimate it at closer to 8,000 years, although other orbital effects will become important before then.)

Currently Reading: Empires of Time: Calendars, Clocks, and Cultures, Anthony Aveni.

On my mathematics blog I'm Using my A to Z Archives: Matrix, an essay about a term that Charles Dodgson did not like at all.


Next in pictures? Gotcha! It's neither an amusement park nor a pinball thing! After the Allen Herschell factory museum we went to Niagara Falls, Ontario, for an evening in the tourist-trap district. Also, yeah, it's kinda weird that the tourist-trap district isn't on the American side but there's a history of local politics behind that. Anyway, here's to a lot of water and neon:

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A look down Clifton Hill, on the Ontario side of the falls. We didn't go into Ripley's things, nor did we ride the Ferris wheel, but isn't this a great start to an evening?


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Here's a mirror-maze puzzle in the basement level of a Burger King. And wait until you see what's above the Burger King ...


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Ripley's Odditorium featuring, why not, a tipped-over skyscraper display. The place is probably ridiculous fun inside, but we wanted to see more stuff on the street.


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So here's the top of that Burger King: it's got a Frankenstein's Monster. There's the House of Frankenstein haunted house next to it. My understanding is they were trying to put a roller coaster on top of this, too, which would be great.


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On to the Falls! Spot [personal profile] bunnyhugger looking back on the American side of the falls.


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Horseshoe Falls, seen from the viewing deck on the Ontario side.


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You can make out a bit of rainbow on the left of the American Falls there.


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Boy, imagine having to wheel your lawn mower up to that little plateau on the roof of that building there. Heck of a job to mow, isn't it?


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More of the American Falls and the rainbow. And lots of clouds and rocks.


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Watching a boat putter into the mists of the Horseshoe Falls. And a whole lot of misting.


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A view of the planters on the observation platform, yes; also of the Luna Island, which separates the American and the Bridal Veil Falls. You can see the rocks and silt that gathered at the base the last time water flowed over the island and I got to thinking about what it was like when the Niagara River last overflowed that island, and what it was like the last day that it did.


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Forbidden flower planter.


Trivia: With his requests for an official role at the Versailles Peace Conference denied, W E B Du Bois organized an informal Pan-African Congress (including representatives from the United States, Haiti, and the British West Indies), which pressed the conference to not turn over German colonies to international ``mandates'' but rather to the League of Nations directly, and to set a legal code ``for the international protection of the natives of Africa''. The Congress's resolutions were ignored. Source: Greater Gotham: A History of New York City from 1898 to 1919, Mike Wallace.

Currently Reading: Empires of Time: Calendars, Clocks, and Cultures, Anthony Aveni.

On my humor blog I'm looking for stuff for the next Playful Math Education Blog Carnival and for several letters in the A-to-Z for the year. Please, read nad offer thoughts. It'll really help me.

In the cartoons, 60s Popeye: Weight for Me and a cartoon that's aged without a single flaw since it's all about Olive Oyl being fat and Popeye trying to fix her.


Now, let me finish off the Allan Herschell museum. What's next on my photo reel? Is it an amusement park or a pinball thing? The answer may surprise you!

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Our first look inside that last part of the building: the carousel testing room. You didn't think they just shipped these things out and hoped for the best, did you? And they have a vintage Herschell carousel on display and for the riding.


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The instructions for setting up a carousel, in case you wanted to build one yourself. Twelve steps, with the final one being, ``Oil up, put gasoline in engine and you are ready for work.''


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The carousel and the woman working the ride; the operating station's in the center of the ride and she'd just rung the bell.


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Good view of one of the outer row horses in the light.


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Running board icons; face plates like this were common enough even on simple fairground carousels like this.


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And here's a view of most of the carousel's band organ.


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Close-up look at some of the horses. There's also the spinning tub that, alas, we weren't allowed to ride.


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The spinning tub. I don't remember whether it was actually spinning. If it weren't, I don't imagine they'd have prohibited the ride, just warned that it was disappointing.


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And the chariot, with a pretty nice motif of a woman in a flower-y ride.


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A horse with a good view in the background of Allan Herschell Company shield in back.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger puts up with my fiddling around trying to take a picture.


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And here's some of the art on the spinning tub; I imagine this was painted to appeal to the Niagara market.


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They had the mechanism for the brass ring dispenser but did not have it in operation. I don't think it would have reached near enough the ride to be playable.


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A flat template of a carousel horse set up in the frame that would be used to ship a horse out.


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And, heading back out again. Here's some car bodies from a kiddie car ride. Circa 1930 and, yeah, they're pretty slick, aren't they?


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The Armitage-Herschell company didn't start out as carousel makers, and they have a couple of pieces reflecting that. This is an ``early silage chopper'' that the company made around 1876, so you can see how they had the background to start making rides.


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Poster that I believe is a catalogue reproduction showing off the striker and the Venetian swings that the company offered, and how they looked when set up correctly.


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The other half of that poster, explaining what these attractions were all about.


Trivia: The first English person known to be in Japan, the pilot Will Adams, was able to communicate with the shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu through a Portuguese-speaking interpreter. Source: Empires of the Word: A Language History of the World, Nicholas Ostler. (This was in 1600.)

Currently Reading: Empires of Time: Calendars, Clocks, and Cultures, Anthony Aveni. It's a book I don't think I've read before, but honestly, just that title alone tells you it's definitely the sort of book I would read.

A bit of good news. Or a bit of diminishing news, anyway. I've lost weight! When I started walking almost daily it was partly to be out of the house for legitimate purposes, but it was also to see if I couldn't make something less of myself. And after six months I finally fell below 200 pounds at the morning's weigh-in. Of course one day is not a trend, and it's not even a running average, but it's gratifying to see 199 there.

This is nowhere near the pace at which I lost weight a decade ago, when I did my serious hardcore diet and exercise. But I haven't been particularly dieting, not like I did back then --- I'm basically eating unchanged, apart from not eating out at anything --- and I'm not exercising with the intensity I had been, either. Still, I'm happy with what I've managed, and I hope to keep it off still. And in the meanwhile I'm spending more time just trying on clothes that are fitting a good bit better now.

The important thing is, if we can ever go to Knoebels again, we're going to ride on Flying Turns together.


Now to more of the pinnacle of the museum: its kiddie carousel, and its Kiddieland features, and ...

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Back to carousel pictures. Many of the horses have names; there's Aaron here, and Betsy ahead.


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More of the horses. The carousel was too small for us to ride, but the docent allowed us to get up close and take pictures.


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A different chariot, this with a cool tiger-leaping-through-the-ring design.


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The museum had a bunch of Herschell-Spillman [etc] Kiddieland ride attractions. Here's the guts of an old bumper car ride, along with the parts diagram.


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Some of the features. Little Dipper was their basic kiddieland roller coaster. There are ancient versions of this at Conneaut Lake Park, Lake Quassy, and other parks that put in the Kiddielands package in the 50s and kept hold of everything that could stay working. Note the Kiddielands: A Business With A Future sign; that was the cover design for a book/pamphlet that Herschell published in the early 50s and that the Michigan State University library had. It made a good case.


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A miniature train, of the kind you might find at an amusement park.


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Descriptions of the Miniature Train Number 1 and Number 2, including the cost estimates for track. The eight-pound-to-the-yard rail is $46 per ton, splice joints 16 cents each, spikes 5 cents per pound, and ties about 6 cents each. A thousand-foot track would run you about $190, then.


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Leather toolbox and carving tools, on display here because maybe they had an extra window? But also a Brownie Tractor that I'm assuming was part of a circular vehicles flat ride.


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A look at the Little Dipper car along with a photograph of it in operation, and showing off the AH logo on front.


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Kiddie cars and an explanation for how stuff from the news crept into car design.


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And one more look at the Model Railroad Number 1 or maybe 2. You could also step into the replica car.


Trivia: In January and February 1785 thirty-two prominent New Yorkers assembled the New York Manumission Society. John Jay was elected its first president; at the time, he enslaved five people. Source: Gotham: A History of New York City to 1898, Edwin G Burrows, Mike Wallace.

Currently Reading: No Poems, or Around The World Backwards and Sideways, Robert Benchley. So there's one essay where he looks at events on the schedule in England, for 1932, that he missed and one of them was the ``Furry Dance at Helston in Cornwall'', the 8th of May, and huh? If he's describing it correctly it was some kind of progressive dance through the houses in town and I don't know where the ``furry'' came from.

On my mathematics blog I remind everyone, Using my A to Z Archives: Manifold is a mathematics thing and it's not that hard to grasp, really.


Over here, meanwhile, we poke into the next room of the Allan Herschell museum. What do we find? First ...

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They have a kiddie carousel! Along with a bunch of activity tables and little other things for when the place is rented out to, I assume, school groups or birthday parties. That kind of thing. The woman on the left was enthusiastic to talk with a carousel enthusiast like [personal profile] bunnyhugger while admitting she had only been working as a docent for a couple days.


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Bumper car carcass that's in the kiddie carousel room.


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How does a pipe organ work? Educational demonstration in the kiddie carousel room.


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And some pictures of the carousel. Here's the mermaid chariot that looks warm and inviting.


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Some of the horses; they all look a little worried to me. Kids, you know.


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The carousel's designed to be portable, so you see the wheels for it to move as a trailer. Also my always-favorite shot of how much space there is underneath the platform and how it's supported from above.


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A band organ! From the North Tonawanda Musical Instrument Works, because as the signs about Wurlitzer said, North Tonawanda ended up being a band-organ district.


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And now here is Rusty's All-American Band Wagon. A street musician just put this together and spent decades playing on the street for the delight of kids and the slightly worn patience of the childless. And, he kept putting stuff on his wagon.


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Rusty went through a phase of putting puffy stickers on. Note this was still from when Popeye was part of the pop culture.


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Disney playset stuff too, also on Rusty's All-American Band Wagon. You remember that time when Mickey Mouse had the body of millionaire industrialist J Stuffedshirt Moneybags, don't you?


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Older-looking toy stuff on Rusty's All-American Band Wagon. The merry-go-round toy design looks 1950s to me, but that could have been produced, like, into the 70s before the metal rods would be taken out.


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The mechanical hurdy-gurdy toy decoration threatens to make Rusty's All-American Band Wagon self-reflexive.


Trivia: The Wright Brothers' glider of 1902 was made from disassembling and rebuilding their 1901 glider. Eleven days were needed for the main rebuilding. Source: To Conquer The Air: The Wright Brothers and the Great Race for Flight, James Tobin.

Currently Reading: No Poems, or Around The World Backwards and Sideways, Robert Benchley.

Kept my humor blog going another week, despite it being 2020 and all that. Posted recently:

Today at the Allan Herschell museum in 2019 we get through the end of the working-factory pieces ... mostly. You'll understand in a couple days.

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Page describing the Herschell-Spillman company, which formed in 1900 and lasted after Allan Herschell retired from this company in 1913.


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Because corporate histories are never simple, though, there was also the Armitage Herschell Company, which made carousels until it went bankrupt in 1899 because of land speculation.


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In the background there is a side of a chariot from the Armitage Herschell company's line of carousels.


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Allan Herschell's immigration papers, in which he became a citizen of New York and so the United States, the 8th of September 1874. Sorry to have missed it. Note that at the time his last name was spelled ``Herschel'', which is why biographers go crazy sometimes. Also note the crossing out of 'County Court' for 'Circuit Court' on the form there.


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Eventually Spillman would go on to make metal carousel horses and there, I believe, is one of the moulds although certainly not the resulting horse.


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And there's your Spillman(?) ostrich for you.


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And a zebra, which again is an animal rarer than you would expect for carousels.


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Trojan War Horse as seen from directly in front. Normally the outside-facing side is more elaborately, and carefully, painted than the inside. The sign beneath says there was a factory joke that ``they could have painted the horse two different colors [ on the inside and the outside ] and the public would never have noticed''.


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Picture of the paint shop from when it was a working shop. Note the sunlights.


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A time clock that the sign says was used from 1925 to 1959. Time clock made by the International Time Recording Company of Endicott, New York, but who ever heard of them?


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There's those cows again, seen from a slightly less dismal side.


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And a picture of Allan Herschell along with the historic places registry.


Trivia: In 793 the emperor Charlemagne apparently tried to build a canal linking the Danube to the Rhine. (It failed.) Source: Engineering in History, Richard Shelton Kirby, Sidney Withington, Arthur Burr Darling, Frederick Gridley Kilgour.

Currently Reading: No Poems, or Around The World Backwards and Sideways, Robert Benchley.

PS: I'm looking for P, Q, and R topics for the All 2020 A-to-Z if you have mathematics you want to hear discussed.

I have exciting mathematics for you! My All 2020 Mathematics A to Z: Möbius Strip covers a topic I honestly would have sworn I'd written an essay about before. But I hadn't, and so have fixed that now.


Lake Lansing Amusement Park closed after the 1973 season. Could there be pieces of it still alive? Trivially, yes: its merry-go-round moved first to Cedar Point, where it became the Frontier Carousel. That carousel building still exists, though it's used only for a haunted house at Halloweekends. (No idea what they're doing with it this year. We likely will not see it.) The carousel then went to Dorney Park, where it still runs. And the Superior Wheel, a fast-running Ferris wheel, moved to Crossroads Village out by Flint. We ride that every year when we visit for the holiday lights. (We hope we'll be able to go there this year.) But ... anything else?

And here [personal profile] bunnyhugger thought to look at the slightly disorganized collection of Water Winter Wonderland, ``The Best of Michigan, Past and Present''. It has a page of memories of lake Lansing Amusement Park, including simple photographs. It hasn't got a map of the park, unfortunately. But it has got enough pictures to let us piece together a couple parts of it. The Ferris wheels they had. The Dodgems, underneath the lift hill of the Roller Coaster. The Carousels. Tilt-a-Whirl. Kiddie boat ride. Skee-Ball. Flying scooter. And ... A-ha! The roller coaster and the Turnpike track. Using that, and the roads, and other photographs showing the carousel building ...

Yeah. That track we saw has got to have been the Turnpike ride. And an unusual one. We're accustomed to Turnpike rides where the cars run over a vertical metal rail, with bumpers so that cars can't go too far one way or another. Not so at Lake Lansing Park's. They had short wood-rail walls, and metal car bumpers that would push the car back from going off the track. But you could roam freely within the whole cement area and it looks like you might even be able to overtake another car. It must have been really exciting.

There's maybe more. Next to the Turnpike track is another small paved track. Maybe this was for the kiddie auto ride? Or some other attraction, gone nearly a half-century now, but also not vanquished.

I would rather have been able to go to an amusement park, but I am glad to learn so much about this vanished park.


With one mystery settled how about discovering something about another mysterious feature of a different and now-vanished park?

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And here we see the Blue Goose ride explained. Remember, we saw one at Fantasy Island? So, here's advertisements. They geese ``actually flap their wings and move their feet as the ride rotates''; price $2250 cash FOB North Tonawanda, at least in 1937.


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And pictures showing off some of their chariots; they offered more than twenty styles.


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Here's one of your classics with a dragon or sea serpent, as you like painting it.


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A horse and a rooster; roosters are probably the most common birds to be on merry-go-rounds.


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He's ... he's going to peck my face off, right? He's planning to peck my face off?


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``Over the Jumps'', offered from 1923, was a new kind of carousel. Its platform wasn't flat; the horses were on a moving platform with hills and dips. You can maybe make out that the horses are mounted to the bottom, with grasshopper attachments, rather than poles hanging from the top.


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Cows! You almost never see them on American carousels and I'm not sure if these were Herschell or Spillman mounts to start with.


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Spillman's logo alongside a jumper.


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What the catalogue offered if you wanted to buy the two-abreast carouselle, and note how Spillman engineered another new way to spell the word.


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When Herschell and Spillman merged they just threw even more letters together into 'carousselle''. Also made a pig.


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And a dog, which you almost never see on carousels.


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A couple of fairly plain-looking horses --- I wonder if they were made for travelling carousels that would need to take more handling --- with a banner for the company, promising that its Steam Riding Galleries gave ``profitable investment and congenial occupation''.


Trivia: The first nationwide strike in American telephone history began the 7th of April, 1947. The Long Lines department, handling long-distance telephone service, settled with strikers on the 8th of May for a $4.40 weekly pay increase. (The strikers' original demand was for $12 per week.) Source: Telephone: The First Hundred Years: THe Wondrous Invention that Changed a World and Spawned a Corporate Giant, John Brooks.

Currently Reading: No Poems, or Around The World Backwards and Sideways, Robert Benchley. A real actual book I bought at my first trip into a used bookstore since the pandemic started and that the owner admitted he'd never seen before either.

So what we did do Labor Day was ... we wanted to go to the beach. But Lake Michigan's two hours away and if the beach turned out to be crowded --- and we've got a low tolerance for crowded these days --- we'd have sunk four hours into doing nothing much. The alternative? Go to Lake Lansing Park, which is not in Lansing but is like 15 minutes away and have a picnic there. That too would risk a crowd, but if it was crowded, we could bail out and go somewhere else, or come home, and not have lost much at all.

And this was a good plan. There was a fair crowd at the park, but not a capacity one, and not one too packed for safety. We set up our beach chairs on the lawn and wondered at the sawhorses with the warning signs, ``No Glass Ball, or Frisbee Playing Past This Point''. Even granting the missing comma, the parallel construction there is messed up. Also it implies sometimes there's times glass is fine closer to the beach, or only OK farther away from the sand?

We spent the whole afternoon into evening there, having the curried fake-tuna sandwiches that [personal profile] bunnyhugger had made the night before. And doing some walking around, exploring ... the thing is the park used to be Lansing's city amusement park. It closed in 1973. The carousel building is still there, used for ... office and maybe storage stuff. The carousel itself moved, first to Cedar Point and then to Dorney Park. There used to be a roller coaster there, location unknown to us. We've never seen, like, a park map or a other guide to what was where, other than the carousel.

Except. This time [personal profile] bunnyhugger observed the track for a kids' trike ride is just .. too much for a county park. It's this paved shape, with its heart a figure-eight loop that rises on a hill so it goes over itself, and has a modest tunnel. And there's a bench beside it that just looks exactly like the queue area for a Turnpike Cars ride. Could it be a remnant of the park?

One last piece. The concession stand had a set of posters, with information that they'd been able to find about what was in the park and when. Among the rides added to Lake Lansing Amusement Park in 1958: the Turnpike, Flying Scooter, Pretzel, Tilt-a-Whirl, Kiddie Boats and Auto Rides, and Atomic Bomber. Now ... we could find it plausible that a piece of the amusement park still lives. (More on this to come.)

We stayed until sunset, and a bit longer. It got chilly, although the thermometer said it was still 68 degrees Fahrenheit. I had only shorts on, though, and forgot to bring a hoodie. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had her light, Darien Lake, hoodie, but that was also a bit light. It was a good time to go home.

There's not any good reason for us not going to Lake Lansing Park more than we do. It's nearby, and easy to get to, and sometime it might even be warm enough to want to swim or something. And, now, we have our own curious bits of archeology to do.


You maybe wondered: What's Going On In The Phantom (Sundays)? The Phantom Head isn't part of Skull Cave? June - September 2020 plot in review here.


And now let's look back at the Allan Herschell Factory Museum, with some more descriptions of rides and the appearance of working stuff.

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I have no idea what to think the Magic Carpet here might remotely have been. Unfortunately they don't show the interior pages of this brochure and the flat ride sites I know don't go back to 1920s rides.


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The Hey-Dey has a great name and we saw one mentioned in those old Seabreeze advertisements. It promises that ``excitement and gayety reign supreme'' and this repeat rate of 10 to 25 percent sounds like a lot, but also a bit of a range?


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But the pictures don't give a lot of direction about what the ride just was. I think it seems to be something like a Tilt-a-Whirl? This is why we need a Roller Coaster Tycoon: Turtles in Time edition. There's so many amusement park rides of a century ago we just don't imagine anymore.


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Sign at the museum that explains The Master Carvers, part of a series explaining the relative positions and roles of people carving horses in the Golden Age of Carousels.


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A picture of their carousel kangaroo. Seems like a natural, right? But you never see them. Probably because they're standers and you can't ride in the pouch.


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Museum sign explaining the importance of glue. ... Although yeah, it turns out glue was really important and for many purposes better than nails or screws would have been.


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The factory had, when it became a historical site, essentially none of the tools that it had when it was a working building. I think just the paint can sealer was left. But they got tools of the kinds used at the factory and, for a couple cases, actual tools.


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Ghost worker here in the scrolls for the band organs.


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An example of the master scroll for a band organ's program.


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More samples of a music scroll-to-be. And, yeah, that sheet music is for The Merry-Go-Round Broke down. The other sheet is the ``Birthday Theme'', Happy Birthday To You (and credited ``Traditional''), with ``Waves of the Danube (Anniversary Theme)'', Jan Ivanovici, beneath it.


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I think the thing on the left is the pins that record a whole song's player-piano performance, as part of turning this into a music scroll.


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Stairway to nowhere. Well, it probably was a supervisor's office or something back in the day. You can see the start of its Authorized Persons Only sign.


Trivia: The first cartoon with Mighty Mouse under that name, rather than Super Mouse, was The Wreck of the Hesperus, released the 11th of February, 1944. Source: Terry Toons: The Story of Paul Terry and his Classic Cartoon Factory, W Gerald Hamonic.

Currently Reading: Computers Take Flight: A History of NASA's Pioneering Digital Fly-By-Wire Project, James E Tomayko.

In better circumstances today would probably have been our night visit to Michigan's Adventure. Not that the park's open at night, but that at the end of the season it stays open until 9 pm, and sunset creeps early enough that you get a good half-hour of darkness in a park that has almost no general lighting. We'd probably have considered whether to stop in Grand Rapids and eat at Stella's. Whether we did would depend on whether we'd gotten there recently. We had been thinking of rejoining Grand Rapids Pinball League for their spring season, and while we'd probably have gotten Two Beards Sandwiches more than anything else, we'd have chances to go to Stella's. We might have gone to the first couple rounds of the summer season for Grand Rapids; [personal profile] bunnyhugger would have had to miss the last night for school, but that's still four nights out of five she could have made. In better circumstances.


The Allan Herschell Factory Museum was a really fascinating place. Although here I started getting into photographs of flyers, so if you're not interested in old promotional pieces you might not get so much out of this round of pictures. Sorry not sorry.

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Carousel-style horse mounted on a rocking-horse frame. Might be a rocking horse by original design.


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Something we did not expect to see: Herschell-Spillman made car engines for a while!


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An example of, I believe, the Herschell-Spillman H-8 car engine.


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One of the signs they have in place trying to explain the relationships between Armitage, Herschell, Spillman, and the various ways they came together and went apart.


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So it turns out the Spillman Engineering Corporation had a flag? But it was hidden behind a band organ for mysterious reasons.


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A panel trying to explain how the Spillman Engineering Corporation figures into all this.


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An instruction sheet for owners of Caterpillar rides who want to convert it into a Lindy-Loop, a variation that I had never heard of before this. I don't know of any Lindy-Loops still operating but Caterpillars are almost gone too.


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Spillman carousel animals, with the tiger a traditional non-horse mount for the merry-go-round.


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Deer are also common non-horse animals. This would have been an outer row figure (see how it's posed as just standing rather than galloping).


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Spillman pamphlet for an amusement ride called the Ridee-O that I know nothing about. The pictures don't really clarify just what the ride motion was, yet.


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Flyer for the Lindy Loop, for those of you who want to buy one new and not just convert your old Caterpillar. The drawing gives some idea of what the ride would have been like, finally. I like ``Spillman Built Means Better Built'' as a motto.


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``This ride, introduced through an experimental model in 1928 proved a favorite from the start. Thirty-one Lindy-Loops were in operation in 1929 and in 1930 you will find practically all of the better Parks and Carnivals with Lindy-Loops gracing their midways.''


Trivia: In 1921 Mitsubishi created a subsidiary for a small inexpensive car, the ``Automo-go'' 250 of these were sold by 1927 when the project was abandoned and Mitsubishi turned to trucks again. Source: Car Wars: The Untold Story, Robert Sobel.

Currently Reading: Computers Take Flight: A History of NASA's Pioneering Digital Fly-By-Wire Project, James E Tomayko.

PS: Using my A to Z Archives: Limit, some things I wrote about an important mathematics concept.

Today is the day I look over my mathematics blog, including stuff from the last two big A-to-Z essays. If you didn't see it on your RSS feed, here's my writing:

And in cartoon-watching, I look at 60s Popeye: Potent Lotion, when 'Popeye Punch' was just sitting there ready for the naming as a Gene Deitch cartoon is a bit strange but enjoyed. I know, I know, believe it or not.


Now let's get back to the Allen Herschell museum and a lot of carved wood stuff.

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Lathe, such as might be used, and some signs explaining the kinds of wood used for carousel horses (basswood) and such. Note the standees of people at work benches, based on photographs of actual carving, intended to give some idea of what it was like in operatio.


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The core of a carousel animal, with a diagram showing how much of it is actually hollow.


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Apparently the demonstration figure would be a tiger, one of the common non-horse animals on your average carousel.


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Wurlitzer band. It turns out both Wurlitzer and Allan-Herschell set up in North Tonawanda, New York, near Buffalo, and they had personal and corporate links that get really confusing over time.


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Punching block for a band organ's music scrolls.


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Sign about the history of the Wurlitzer company, and other band organ companies that set up in North Tonawanda, many of which were started by former Wurlitzer employees, so ... like ... there's just the band organ district of Metro Buffalo; who knew?


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Wurlitzer music scrolls! And lots of them.


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More carving equipment and stages, showing off just how near an assembly line the process was at its peak.


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And the last stages get the sorts of fine carving that look so amazing on a carousel animal.


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Must be a heck of a thing to be one of the carvers, though, and have to start each shift --- plus every time you come back from break --- by carving a new ``Carvers on Duty'' sign.


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And here's an example of an Artizan band organ.


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Stuff in the rafters above that Artizan band organ, including some signs from a carousel society and some Canal Fest held sometime or other.


Trivia: Detroit Tigers catcher Birdie Tebbetts told a story of one game in which the Tigers let Ted Williams call his own pitches, which so unnerved him that Williams went 0-for-5 during the game. Ty Cobb told a similar story in which Al Bridwell went 0-for-5 the last day of the season after being allowed to call the pitches to him. Source: A Game of Inches: The Story Behind The Innovations That Shaped Baseball, Peter Morris. Cobb's story matches no known games. Tebbetts' story is unverified but apparently not disproved either. It violates no baseball rules to ask the batter what pitch to throw, or to just tell him what pitch is coming.

Currently Reading: Computers Take Flight: A History of NASA's Pioneering Digital Fly-By-Wire Project, James E Tomayko.

Near the start of summer we took the flowerbox off the front of the house, before it could fall off. We figured it was worth repainting the part of the house covered by that --- which had not been painted with the rest of the house --- before putting it back up. Plus the brackets we needed were on backorder. It turns out our metal window box was something like seventy pounds of metal, empty, and we needed even more brackets than we first realized. But between early-summer heat and [personal profile] bunnyhugger's chronotherapy, which had her trying to sleep through so many daylight hours, it wasn't worth doing anything about.

Now, though? There's really no excuse, and so we finally got started working on this. The first step is scraping down the old paint and that is going ... rrrf. Big enough chunks of the old paint can be coaxed off with razor, scraper, and sander to make it feel like the rest should go, and it doesn't really want to. Today I tried getting the hair dryer --- we don't have a proper heat gun --- and that helped at least one patch. Then the skies darkened and the air cooled and I got everything hurriedly packed inside just in time for the first drops of rain. Also the last drops, since the storm just grazed us and we got literally seconds of rainstorm.

At some point I will give up on scraping all the paint off down to bare wood, although there is a good bit of bare wood exposed. After all what's important is that the paint not come off too readily, and if it's resisting all this assault it's probably on pretty good. And, of course, will be covered by flowerbox for years to come, too. I'm thinking maybe tomorrow to declare the wood prepped and then we can look into primer and real paint.


For our last full day of the June 2019 trip we didn't go to any amusement park. We did go to some amusement-park-adjacent stuff, though, one of which was extremely us. Want to see? Look along ...

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The entrance to the Allan Herschell carousel factory museum. It is the spot that housed the Herschell factory, a century ago, though it's a long time since it was a working factory. Note they were going with a two-R spelling of carousel.


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The Seaway Trail poster explaining the site, with a history of the factory. We didn't see other things from the scenery trail, but this does at least give you a clear idea why you might want to visit the place.


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More of the side of the factory, with some of the wares that used to be on offer.


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And here finally is the entrance. The carousel test building is on the right.


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Looking up into the rafters of the main carving room.


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Carving equipment, none of which was original to the factory, but which was representative of what they'd use when carousel horses were carved here.


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The welcoming home of the Niagara Band, on a sign facing away from the general public, is one of many things I didn't understand.


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Allan Herschell Portable Dark Ride flyer, showing the basic facade for a portable dark ride and the promise that this will make money.


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More advertising material; this looks like the covers of a catalogue to me.


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And more rides! The roller coaster's billed as a Monster Mouse. I'm fascinated to see a Caterpillar, almost extinct nowadays, offered at what has to be the early 60s based on the Mercury Capsule-like ride in the lower right corner.


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Another poster offering sure money-maker rides. The Little Dipper, second row right, is their kiddie coaster that they offered from like 1950 on. Looper, fourth row left, is all but extinct now; the one at Knoebels is the only instance I know of that still exists. I can't date this but the typesetting looks to me late-50s/early-60s.


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And a band organ. We had not before this visit appreciated the ties between the Allan Herschell company and the Wurlitzer band organ company. We would learn!


Trivia: By 1932 Imperial Airways offered one-way plane tickets, London to Karachi, for £95. Source: Naked Airport: A Cultural History of the World's Most Revolutionary Structure, Alastair Gordon.

Currently Reading: Enchanted Rendezvous: John C Houbolt and the Genesis of the Lunar-Orbit Rendezvous Concept, James R Hansen. So this actually reprints Houbolt's famous ``voice in the wilderness'' memorandum pleading for NASA to study Lunar Orbit Rendezvous seriously and I have to say, uh, you can see why in the memo he takes pains to insist he is not a crank, which does not by itself convince.

Pinball at the Zoo is officially cancelled. We knew it would be; it'd been scheduled for the first weekend in October and the state is nowhere near able to have indoor gatherings of hundreds of people. But still, bleah. Kalamazoo County, where it's held, is at 5.7 daily cases per 100,000 residents and is, rather like our Ingham (5.1 per day per 100,000 residents), a college county.

That's the year, really. Pinball At The Zoo is the biggest event on the Michigan pinball calendar. It's an event big enough that its attached tournament is (sometimes) part of the pro circuit and it draws people from the top-ten in pinball. They've got dates for the April 2021 show, and tournament, but given that we weren't willing to get the virus under control in six months, what good is another six going to do?

The International Flipper Pinball Association hasn't started sanctioning events, and I can't imagine they're going to start. Vermont and New Hampshire are the only states close to doing well right now; Iowa and the Dakotas are basket cases, and the Deep South isn't much better. There's only seven states (counting Puerto Rico) with an infection rate below 0.9, and nobody with a infection rate at some comfortable number like below 0.5. There can't be any more sanctioned events this calendar year. I don't know how they'll handle this, if we ever get to where events can be safely held again.

Dang but I regret that one game of X-Men, in Fremont on Leap Day, that I let get away from me and so lost my chance to advance to the second round. But at the time I was thinking that no one event matters that much; there'll be three Fremont tournaments in March, and every month after that, and plenty of time to get my position where I want it to be.


After our day at Darien Lake we made, finally, our visit to a pinball place. This would be one of the big pinball arcades of Western New York.

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Pocketeer Billiards and Sports Bar: not just what it says, but also a pinball arcade. They ran a selfie league too, where you play a select couple games on your own and send selfies with your scores in. This gives you seeding for a tournament held sometime later. We had no intention of making the tournament, but were happy to join in anyway, donating our International Flipper Pinball Association weight to their tournament and getting us ranked, like, 400th among New York State players.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger on one of the selfie league games, Heighway Pinball's Full Throttle, a racing game. We did not understand this game in the slightest, but it's always fun to find a rare game. (Heighway is a boutique manufacturer so their games are not common and play a little weird.)


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And here's the sign marking which games are in the selfie league, featuring Pocketeer's mascot. I don't know what name to give this raccoon with the 90s Webcomic Smirk, but it's nice to see some representation.


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Getting a picture of [personal profile] bunnyhugger for her selfie game on Full Throttle that felt like it went well. Also you can see some of the selection of games they had, including Rollergames.


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The large Pinball Alley sign along with two of the six rows of pinball machines the Pocketeer had.


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Pinbot's a classic, and here it also has an extra topper.


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And they had the Pabst Can Crusher, the re-skinned version of Whoa Nellie that isn't an obnoxious breast-themed game. It's more fun this way.


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Playfield for Pabst Can Crusher. It's got much the playfield and rule set of a 50s game, and the original prototype was a 1958 game with the pieces moved around. It is fun playing something with much of the feel of an electromechanical game, even if the layout is anachronistic.


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Another look at their raccoon mascot. We were there on a Monday, of course. And only a couple games would be free-play, although four free-play games is better than none.


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Thunderbirds is based on the Gerry and Sylvia Anderson series, as you'd think.


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Lower playfield of Thunderbirds. We played several games without really getting the hang of what to try doing.


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Part of the split-level playfield of Alvin G and Company's Pistol Poker. Alvin G and Company was a minor but not boutique player; it was what the remnants of the venerable Gottleib pinball did after that company shut down. And this was one of the last card-playing themed games.


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Pocketeer's road sign, by night, as we left. Good sign design, really. Could use more raccoon.


Trivia: In 1888 National Cash Register shipped 135,000 copies of Output, its broadside about cash registers; it used 25% of all the two-cent stamps sold in Dayton that year. Source: Before the Computer: IBM, NCR, Burroughs, and Remington-Rand and the Industry they Created, 1865 - 1956, James W Cortada.

Currently Reading: Enchanted Rendezvous: John C Houbolt and the Genesis of the Lunar-Orbit Rendezvous Concept, James R Hansen.

PS: Using my A to Z Archives: Linear Programming, which you could see as a follow-up to my piece on Leibniz, except that I wrote it last year.

Today is just a day for my humor blog. Here's what's been running:

And now ... we reach the end of our Darien Lake trip. Much of the last hour was taken up with the magic show, but the lighting conditions were not ones that let me get good pictures, unfortunately.

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Ride of Steel's station has these diagonal slats that make it look like the Volunteers of America thrift store out on Saginaw.


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The magic show! [personal profile] bunnyhugger remembered the magician from when he worked at Cedar Point, a decade-plus ago. She volunteered for one of his stunts (of which I got no good pictures; it was quite dark) and she wasn't able to get the hang of a trick he showed everyone in the audience how to do (a thing about making rubber bands appear to jump from two fingers to the other two fingers on your hand). Afterwards we talked about Cedar Point and he told us that it wasn't that he got too big for them --- he went on to working cruise ships for a while --- but that Cedar Point decided to do their magic shows in-house rather than hire outside magicians. So that was fun to learn.


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There were several minutes left in the park's operating day after the magic show so we rushed to Predator for one last ride here.


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A look at Predator's lift chain, on its return leg; the lift hill is above us here.


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Comic foregrounds for your photography needs.


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Ah, so, the Giant Wheel: notice the sign. This particular Ferris Wheel had been at the 1982 World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee, and was the World's Largest Ferris Wheel at the time. We didn't ride it.


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Midway game operator putting away the Bank Shot prizes.


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The center fountain and surrounding areas as we walked out of the park.


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A better-populated directions sign than the one from a couple days ago.


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The other side of that directions sign, and a view of one of the midway games that I think is the one we played. We won a pineapple duck.


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Going back out the park; here's the overhead arch with the six flags from the departing side of things.


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The exit gate and its sweet message ``We Miss You Already!'' Nice place. It was 5pm when we left it.


Trivia: Ecstasy was originally patented in Germany in 1914, by Merck, as a treatment for obesity. It was never marketed. Source: Molecules at an Exhibition: The Science of Everyday Life, John Emsley.

Currently Reading: Equal Time for Pogo, Walt Kelly.

PS: How August 2020 Saw People Finding Non-Comics Things Here, some statistics for my other blog.

I finally got to the (first) topic suggestion by [personal profile] bunnyhugger in My All 2020 Mathematics A to Z: Leibniz or, as she would have it, ``Leibniz, the Inventor of Calculus''. His legacy's more complicated than that.


So rather than go into a day that should have been quiet if two houses down they hadn't let the dog outside bark for an hour-plus, let's get back to Darien Lake and the last couple hours we spent there in June 2019. That's more fun.

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger making friends with a fish sculpture in the center fountain.


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The Gazebo, which would have shows sometime later in the season.


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Boomerang: the last coaster we would get to. We've been to a lot of parks with this same model shuttle coaster. It's a fine enough coaster, just it's a bit much riding the spirals backwards.


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Boomerang launching, and going past the operator's station. Take a look at all those nice colorful buttons!


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Somehow in going past Boomerang we exited the amusement park area and got into the camping area. Here's a return gate for it which, fortunately, they just left open that time of day and that time of year.


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Campground path, I think, that just walks along a lake. Predator's visible in the background.


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The Beaver Brothers' Lakeside Cafe, which I think we considered for a snack but decided was too much overhead for just eating.


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Oh, and here they came up with some backstory to explain why they have the Beaver Brothers Lakeside Cafe, as though the stereotype for 'beaver' wasn't already 'short order cook'?


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Rentable animal scooter rides near the Beaver Brothers that the clerk tried pretty hard to coax us into trying .


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The Tin Lizzies, or possibly Test Drive The Tin Lizzies, is one of Darien Lake's original amusement rides. I believe I let [personal profile] bunnyhugger drive our tin lizzy on the grounds that I drove the whole rest of the trip, even though she offered every time to drive and reiterated her offer every couple hours on the road.


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Back to the Ride of Steel; we waited for a front-seat ride and got this view of the operators' station.


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Lift hill and return hill for Ride of Steel as seen from exiting the ride.


Trivia: By the end of 1973 --- four-plus years after the Manned Orbiting Laboratory project was cancelled --- the Air Force finally turned over to NASA the Laboratory Module Simulator and the Mission Simulator built for the project. Source: Spies in Space: Reflections on National Reconnaissance and the Manned Orbiting Laboratory, Courtney V K Homer.

Currently Reading: The Plastic-Man Archives, Volume 8, Jack Cole. Editor Dale Crain.

There's a grasshopper in the basement, somewhere. It's more convenient to us than having a katydid in the bedroom, but we have to hope the grasshopper knows what he's doing. Seems to be near the hay kept downstairs, at least.

Also, the ant colony in our driveway has had another pretty good year: the other day it was sending out torrents of winged ants, looking for a place to expand into. Apparently the neighborhood Facebook group has had a lot of people saying their ants are flying too. I guess it's nice to know the last couple years have been good for somebody.


Pinball At The Zoo is still officially scheduled for the first weekend in October. It can't possibly happen, of course, but I'm curious how close we'll get to the date before they concede the point.


Comic strip reading, now. What's Going On In Mary Worth? Is banana bread hard to make? June - August 2020 gets its plot reviewed and it comes to the giddy delight of Toby, alleged grown woman, coming this close to burning California down in the attempt to make banana bread. It's great.


Now back to Darien Lake, in the June of 2019, and another roller coaster with a special surprise!

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Ride of Steel's queue, seen from the rear of the launch station. There's a lot of space for riders; the lift hill is on the right here.


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Ride of Steel returning to the station. You can see how it really looks like it goes off forever from here; that's the ride with a hill perpendicular to the return hills in back.


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The Predator: Darien Lake's wooden roller coaster and a well-regarded ride.


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Some plaques commemorating, on the left, Inside Track's naming this ninth-best roller coaster in the world in 1990; on the right, American Coaster Enthusiasts and a few other groups salute the park for having a great wooden roller coaster.


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Maker plate for Predator. Summers and Dinn are from Cincinnati because that's the group that grew out of making The Beast at Kings Island, a ride that by all right should have been a fiasco (novice roller coaster designer just going back and asking for more money to put in more coaster, and getting it) but worked out brilliantly.


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Predator returning ot the station. The woman's hunched over just enough that, with the light reflection on her seat, it looks like she's a bad Photoshop job. I swear she really existed.


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And here's the train after us getting ready for dispatch. The Predator was, delighted to say, my 250th distinct roller coaster credi.


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Walking down the Predator's exit. It goes out onto a lower part of the park so there is a lot of space to walk back and forth leaving the ride. You can see the track of the coaster in the background.


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Ride of Steel's station as seen from above, at the Predator's exit queue.


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And here the Predator's exit queue gives a view of Ride of Steel's station and also some maintenance areas, including hoops of lights.


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Predator's lift hill, and the tunnel underneath it which you walk through to get to Ride of Steel or to get back from its exit. The main part of the park is in the background to the right.


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Haymaker, a ride which looks much like a large-size Paratrooper. It's made by Heintz Fahtze and if flatrides.com is right, this is the only installation of this model running.


Trivia: In 1790 Representative William Smith of South Carolina argued that the Residence Act, which moved the seat of government to Philadelphia for ten years and then to the District of Columbia, was unconstitutional. His reasoning: only Congress had the authority to decide when and where it would meet, and therefore a bill requiring the President's signature to say where and when it would meet was patently constitutional. Washington deferred to Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson for advice about whether the bill was safe to sign. Source: Washington Burning: How a Frenchman's Vision for our Nation's Capital Survived Congress, the Founding Father, and the Invading British Army, Les Standiford. And yeah, they got really hung up on constitutional sophistry in this era but I'd like to see some deeper thinking into constitutional implications.

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PS: So I'm hosting the 141th Playful Math Education Blog Carnival and I'd be grateful for your help!