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I suppose everybody's familiar with the phenomenon where you notice an unfamiliar word for the first time and then spend the next week fending off spontaneous appearances of the word in everything you read, including traffic signs and large floating word balloons crowding you out of the laundry room. I've actually had a rough idea for a science fiction story that I'll never write exploring the phenomenon. But I had the short-phrase variant of this come about from recently reading Nevil Shute's No Highway. In a patch of it talking about the problems professional-type people face one of the characters says to another, ``Calm seas never made an experienced sailor'.

It's an expression I'd never heard before although it makes pretty good sense once you have heard it. I never had, so I was taken by surprise to run across it in a fresh context. In this case it was the fortune in the cookie which came along with a lunchtime Chinese order while at work. I'm not sure that this actually qualifies as a fortune, but then neither does a little gem I'd gotten a few weeks before that: ``Do, or do not. There is no try''. All this may sound inauthentic, but then Chinese fortune cookies are, as I understand it, a mutation by way of San Francisco of a vague Japanese custom and we're probably doing well that they're recognizable as cookies if you kind of squint.

I'm still curious what if anything it means that the world is bringing me this message so repetitively.

Trivia: During its descent to the Moon the Ranger 8 probe provided 7,137 pictures. Source: Lunar Impact: A History Of Project Ranger, R Cargill Hall. NASA SP-4210.

Currently Reading: The Irregulars: Roald Dahl and the British Spy Ring In Wartime Washington, Jennet Conant.

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Date: 2009-02-19 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c-eagle.livejournal.com
verrrry interesting ole saying.... ^V^

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Date: 2009-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

It's got its applications, although it does encourage asking whether you want to be all that experienced if you could instead avoid all those typhoons.

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Date: 2009-02-19 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chefmongoose.livejournal.com
"I'm not sure that this actually qualifies as a fortune, but then neither does a little gem I'd gotten a few weeks before that: ``Do, or do not. There is no try''."

If this showed up in a fortune cookie, than I suspect the author of just a bit of plagiarism from a certain slightly popular movie, which I can reasonably expect you've seen by now.

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Date: 2009-02-20 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

It indeed showed up and I've kept the fortune around here ... ah ... somewhere. My guess is after a few years composing fortunes whoever writes them (and how much do you suppose that person earns, and is it by the fortune or by the hour?) runs out of the obvious ideas and starts grabbing at anything that's one or two sentences long.

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Date: 2009-02-20 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chefmongoose.livejournal.com
Well, as long as they work better 75% of the time with 'in bed' added to the end[*1], I'm content.

--Chi
[*1] 'On the Moon', G-rated variant.

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Date: 2009-02-21 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

``On the Moon''? Never heard that variant. Huh. I suppose that works for many.

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Date: 2009-02-22 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chefmongoose.livejournal.com
About as many as 'in bed', but with the added bonus of being able to eat Chinese food with 7-year-olds and make the joke.

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Date: 2009-02-23 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

Well, seven-year-olds will laugh too; they just won't quite know what the joke is, but that's no reason not tolaugh when you're seven.

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Date: 2009-02-19 09:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bunny-hugger.livejournal.com
Fortune cookies never actually contain fortunes, in my experience, but some sort of pseudo-Confucian nuggets of wisdom instead.

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Date: 2009-02-20 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

Yeah, I suppose they aren't really all that fortune-like. Still, taking Yoda riffs seems like it's not respecting the fake tradition somehow.

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