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I embraced the doom when the customer service person told me his name was ``Annakin''.

The majority of my day was spent calling people or waiting for people who were pretending to call back, trying to get somebody to accept responsibility for it taking longer to repair the iBook than it took to repair Skylab. It's impossible, of course, to get such an admission from customer support people, who are there mostly to offer sad tales about how they can't do anything themselves, but if I would like, they could ``escalate'' the situation. Yes, I said, repeatedly, to people first in Singapore, then -- by their transfer -- in Australia, and then -- again by their transfer -- to India, where I met Annakin, a supervisor of goodness knows what.

Everyone agrees this should not take 15 days. Everyone also agrees it's strange the AppleCare Hotline set me on a full hour of being told that a representative will be along shortly last night. What they won't say is why. Steve Jobs hasn't e-mailed me back either. Annakin was quite surprised to find that according to my case file, the only thing they had on report was the logic board replacement; they didn't have a record of the hard drive repair. I should have gotten a new service number, he said, and I might well agree but they're the ones who didn't give it. He had one line that suggested my iBook was in Australia, but he wasn't sure about that. He pledged to call Apple Singapore and find out just what the situation was and ``get back to you.''

No; I told him, I've had that game played before. They do not ``get back to you''; the moment I'm off the phone they forget I ever existed. Keep me on the line, I demanded, until you figure this out. So -- after asking permission repeatedly -- he put me on hold, waited a few minutes, and hung up.

As I was getting ready to call the Hotline Singapore again I got a call back; I assumed it was Annakin or his subordinate. No; it was the Service Centre over in Yio Chu Kang; my iBook was ready to pick up.

I asked them -- they've actually turned it on and seen that it boots up? It's actually been tested? I can go down there and not get burned? The wincing person on the phone swore that yes, I would be able to come down, and run it, and everything would be just fine. I said we'll see.

After I got to the Yio Chu Kang station I went to the bathroom; a person at the door there said, ``Hello, sir'' to me. I have no idea who he was.

Ahead of me in line were several people with very detailed, yet uninteresting, iPod problems, one of them related to engraving. They didn't have to ask me for anything; they just brought it out and presented it to me to test. The computer started up, booting into OS 9. I rebooted into X, and got stuck in the Registration Wizard. Fine. It wanted me to create an account, and refused the ``short name'' (the Unix-style account name) I wanted. Why? They had no idea, and called in an engineer, who changed the account name and completed the registration. The problem? Well, my old account was still there, and I was trying to create a second account with the same name as the first.

All right. So the big good news: they saved all the contents of my hard drive. As far as I can tell nothing's been lost. They gave me a bigger hard drive, and of course the new logic board so that the formerly loose Ethernet plug is nice and tight again. The LCD screen was replaced for no reason I'm clear about, but they also replaced the slightly flaky keyboard that didn't lay flat and had a half-depressed space bar. They also replaced (don't ask me why) the touchpad, which behaves like it should.

If this were any of the first nine days I'd be delighted. As late as yesterday and I'd be happy; today I'm just relieved to have this done.

For those preparing the cultural reference guide on me, following the computer's installation back home I downloaded 376 pieces of mail -- 40 related to my role as instructor; 60 from mailing lists or such; 272 spam; and four that I actually in some fashion should respond to. That is, 99 percent of my life doesn't require my presence.

Trivia: The official state flower of Delaware is the peach blossom. Source: The New York Public Library Desk Reference, Paul Fargis and Sheree Bykofsky.

Currently Reading: In Search of Wonder, Damon Knight.

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Date: 2004-12-07 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
I'm glad that your iBook is back!

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Date: 2004-12-07 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

Thank you. Now there's just the process of getting all the miscellaneous pieces back in place ...

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Date: 2004-12-07 04:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] nikonraccoon.livejournal.com
With that much changed, they might have just given you another ibook, and copied all your data on it, thus why it acted the way it did on bootup into X?

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Date: 2004-12-07 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

I had wondered if they might do that, actually. But it's the same machine, whatever is left of the original -- I recognize some of the scratches and other debris on the casing, and the serial number and barcode is unchanged. Which is fine, since I have the Garamond-labelled iBook, and that's drastically prettier than the sans serif version.

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Date: 2004-12-08 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tracerj.livejournal.com
Ah, Classic Garamond Condensed... so pretty, I used it for the pocket program for Anthrocon 2003. You're right, their new favored typeface is pretty bland and uninspiring. The old one felt much more personal and cozy, and it had a lot of identity to it. I guess it seemed old-fashioned to them, though. *shrug* I'd love to chat with their folks and find out what really inspired the changeover.

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Date: 2004-12-08 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

I could never figure out why they moved from such a classy variant on Garamond (they didn't use quite the standard) to a much more generic Optima derivative. It just doesn't make sense.

But then my past 15 years has been, in part, a search for a good, classy Bodoni usable as a default typeface.

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Date: 2004-12-08 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tracerj.livejournal.com
I'm not the one to ask about Bodoni, as I've never really found it classy. Something about it never sat right. Of course, I loathe Times New Roman also, so as you can imagine I cringe at pretty much everything any average Windows user has printed out in the last ten years or so.

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Date: 2004-12-11 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

You ... don't? ... good heavens, what else are you keeping secret from me? Who can not be moved by Bodoni's capital R and capital W, if nothing else?

I liked the various Times fonts when I was working on a campus newspaper, but then that was also when the only font any computer had was 12-point Courier Gouge-Out-Your-Eyes. With its incredible overuse the Times charm, such as it is, is way gone. I was even tired of it back on the Review, and lead the drive to replace the body typeface with Palatino -- not an ideal choice for body, but quite handsome when it looks good at all. Its capital P and R are eye-catching as well.

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Date: 2004-12-11 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tracerj.livejournal.com
Palatino is a personal fave, yes... in fact, my virtual Halloween costume was the typeface Palatino for two years in a row.

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Date: 2004-12-12 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

That's getting into concept so high as to be almost unplayable, but then I did try one year with my virtual costume being Bob Newhart.

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Date: 2004-12-07 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orv.livejournal.com
They deserve some credit for having copied your stuff to the new hard drive. Most computer repair outfits don't do that, and some of them have "wipe the hard drive" as one of the first steps they try.

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Date: 2004-12-07 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

They do deserve such credit, yes, and it's a relief to be able to step right back into the same huge backlog of e-mails that I had two weeks and change ago. But they did overlook installing the Unix Developers Tools, which deprives me of a nasty little cascade of things I need -- no xcode, no gcc. No gcc, no latex. No latex, no dvipdf. No gcc, no tf. This is going to take hours to set right again, since even Apple has the documentation on these things done by assembling random, passive, generalized statements and web pages that never link to an actual downloadable package.

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Date: 2004-12-07 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylerbunny.livejournal.com
I'm just glad for you that the ordeal of getting the machine back is over.

It's pretty obvious to me that Apple was in no way prepared for someone who wanted to know, simply, when they'd get their laptop back. Anyway, I'm sure there's more time in that laptop before it's had enough. With all the replacement parts, you can certainly hope.

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Date: 2004-12-08 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

Yeah; with all the new parts I wonder if it's really my iBook anymore. Well, at least some parts are the same.

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Date: 2004-12-07 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buran.livejournal.com
The screen replacement was probably because they've had problems with screens on iBooks and Powerbooks in the past and might have been trying proactive action on avoiding problems with that. Who knows.

Pathetic that they took this long. Atypical of the experiences I've had, but I don't speak for everybody, of course.

Join the free level of the Developer Connection for the ability to download the developer tools.

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Date: 2004-12-07 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spaceroo.livejournal.com
"Join the free level of the Developer Connection for the ability to download the developer tools."

I've never quite understood why they insist on splitting them from the base OS. It's also a bit annoying to have to download the whole wad in disk image format.

Austin, something I've been wondering a bit since you said they covered the logic board under the extension program: Isn't your machine one of the ATI RAGE 128 (AKA, 8MB VRAM, or simply "Dual USB", in Apple's all-so-friendly naming conventions) video chipped ones? Apple's notice still claims that the recall only covers Radeon models:

http://www.apple.com/support/ibook/faq/

Your machine doesn't magically support "Quartz Extreme" now, does it? ;^>

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Date: 2004-12-08 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

All the developers tools I'd used before were on the Developers Toolkit CD-ROM. The current problem with gcc is at heart that they screwed up four little files so that by the ordinary recovery procedures nobody installs them, and of course they can't be found online because that would have any chance of solving problems simply.

The recall plan got extended; http://www.apple.com.sg/support/ibook/faq/ (http://www.apple.com.sg/support/ibook/faq/) describes that systems are eligible. I'm not sure just when it was expanded, although I remember thinking at the time it wasn't all that relevant to me.

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Date: 2004-12-08 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

I hadn't seen any free level of Developers Connection, but I'll look again ... my problem with gcc is ultimately that some files used to be installed with the OS, but are now installed by xCode 1.1 and later; they put on the new hard drive the new OS, missing those files, and I only have the xCode 1.0 disc. And this problem was altogether far too difficult for them to understand.

wow... was it all free?

Date: 2004-12-08 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c-eagle.livejournal.com
Glad to hear your iBook saga has come full circle too.. at last.

* h u g *

Re: wow... was it all free?

Date: 2004-12-08 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] austin-dern.livejournal.com

Indeed, it was all free. I even got my old hard drive back, since they couldn't figure out what files I needed exactly. If I can get gcc, latex, dvipdf, and tf working again I'll even be happy. Relatively.