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Nov. 9th, 2015 12:10 am
austin_dern: Inspired by Krazy Kat, of kourse. (krazy koati)

I liked how this worked last time, so let me go over my mathematics-blog posts from the past week before giving you pictures. Running over there, as you might recognize from your Friends page or else your RSS feeder, have been:


And now for my last bunch of Canobie Lake Park pictures, at least for this run. I hope you don't mind moving on to more parks.

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Back in the kids rides section of Canobie Lake Park. The rounding board --- on top --- clearly dates to about 1960 and has this lovely gold-leaf-like background pattern. The cars are clearly quite new, though.


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Another Canobie Lake Park kids ride. The rounding boards have a similar patterning, obviously not gold leaf. And oh, those hippocampuses.


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Sunset brings the warning that our time at Canobie Lake Park is to end soon. But it softens the blow by being gorgeous, like this.


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The launch station of Untamed, as seen at night. This heightens the hunting-lodge theme and the beautiful wood that goes into it. The chandeliers, yes, look like antlers.


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The Yankee Cannonball roller coaster encircles the parking lot, which means we could only get a good view of its whole length while riding, or while exiting Canobie Lake Park.


Trivia: The translunar injection burn for Apollo 17 was the first one done over the Atlantic Ocean, rather than the Pacific. The change improved fuel economy but was possible only because the rocket was scheduled for a nighttime launch. Source: Where No Man Has Gone Before: A History of NASA's Apollo Lunar Expeditions, William David Compton. NASA SP-4214.

Currently Reading: The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed, John McPhee.

You know what? Let's do something different today. Let me list my humor blog's recent posts first. Then you can see pictures.

You could get these on your Friends page, more or less as they happen. Or in your RSS reader, if you've got one. Or just let WordPress e-mail you stuff as it gets published.

Return with us now to Canobie Lake Park, though:

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The Canobie Corkscrew, Canobie Lake Park's older steel roller coaster. It's a two-loop corkscrew which used to be at an indoor amusement park/shopping mall in Chicago. It made its way to New Hampshire by the sort of twisty path that steel roller coasters will do.


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The launch station for Canobie Lake Park's Canobie Corkscrew. I like the onion-tipped center, which vaguely harmonizes with the Turkish Twist station, but I can't explain why this style and not something else. Their stations all look a touch better than they need to, though, and I'm happy for that.


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The Melt sandwich shop. All grilled cheese sandwiches, all the time. And yet if you opened this at Washington Square it would just contribute to the hipster occupation of Lansing that isn't gentrifying my neighborhood fast enough already. We were sad not to have a chance to eat here since several of their grilled cheeses looked pretty good, really.


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Hearses! We caught, in early August, some of the vehicles for Canobie Lake Park's Screeemfest event, for Halloween.


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And now I've seen everything. And by ``everything'' I mean ``Carrot Top wearing a Tonight Show With Jay Leno T-shirt in public''. Also in the middle, aggressively punchworthy Funky Winkerbean star Les Moore.


Trivia: About a third of the houses on the London Bridge burned in the Great Fire of 1666. The remainder were saved in part by a natural firebreak where houses burned in the Great Fire of 1633 had yet to be rebuilt. Source: Old London Bridge: The Story of the Longest Inhabited Bridge in Europe, Patricia Pierce.

Currently Reading: The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed, John McPhee.

Canobie Lake Park pictures here, so as to coax you into reading about my mathematics blog.

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Caterpillar! The canopy on the caterpillar ride caught in the midst of closing over and catching its riding prey. There aren't many caterpillar rides running anymore, and almost none with working canopies, so it was great that this was running and ridable.


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The canopy on Canobie Lake Park's caterpillar ride almost done catching its prey.


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Molly! Whom we guess is a mouse and some kind of mascot for Canobie Lake Park. We weren't there long enough to understand the full dynamics of the park's costumed-animal representatives.


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Canobie Lake Park's mascot Patches, the patchwork teddy bear who's a ringer for Waldameer's Wally Bear. [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger and I noticed this figure about the same time, and looked to each other with the same awed, silent feeling of the scales falling from our eyes.


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A child clearly eager and happy to shake the hand of Canobie Lake Park's teddy bear Patches, and not at all terrified or goaded by the adults around it to doing something he doesn't really understand.


As I've mentioned, there's my mathematics blog, available in RSS feed. If you don't read that, then, here's the last week's worth of essays:

And you could put the blog up on your Friends page, which might be easier.

Trivia: A comet appearing in the morning sky in November 1680 and in the evening sky after sunet in December were taken to be two distinct comets. Isaac Newton does not seem to have considered trying to predict its motion. Source: In Search of Planet Vulcan, Richard Baum, William Sheehan.

Currently Reading: Voice and Vision: A Guide To Writing History and Other Serious Nonfiction, Stephen J Pyne.

Want to see more of Canobie Lake Park? Yes. Yes you do. Trust me.

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Untamed, the big steel roller coaster at Canobie Lake Park. The ride has a hunting-lodge themed section, with fences carved as bear-themed totem poles. The ride supports are painted to look all birch-y.


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Chickens! They had a couple in a little farm we found behind the Untamed roller coaster. The signs promised a petting zoo that'd be running during the Halloween-themed weekends of the park.


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Someone deflated the chicken in the lower left there. We saw them flopping out rather like our pet rabbit in his litter bin, and tossing dirt around to get comfortable. We haven't noticed this with other chickens so don't know if it's a habit of the breed or just local chicken culture or if we haven't paid much attention to chickens in the past.


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Non-living animals at the park! For some reason in one of the minor arcades --- it had just the one pinball machine, the double-sized Hercules, though that was turned off --- they have an array of stuffed animals. These are identified as representing the wildlife of the area. To the right of the camera frame are a couple of bears and a raccoon.


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Remember Rotor rides? Canobie Lake Park does, and they've still got theirs running. We failed to get onto the observation deck and have no idea how anyone did, although a couple of people were watching over us when we had our ride.


Have my humor blog on your Friends page? No? (No, I know.) Then among the humor pieces the past week that you missed were:

An RSS reader is also an option, but I know, it's not really an option.

Trivia: Cameroon has somewhere around 270 indigenous languages. Source: Empires of the Word: A Language History of the World, Nicholas Ostler.

Currently Reading: Voice and Vision: A Guide To Writing History and Other Serious Nonfiction, Stephen J Pyne.

PS: The Set Tour, Part 6: One Big One Plus Some Rubble, including some talk about how mathematicians haven't settled on something you'd think they would have by now.

How about some fresh Canobie Lake Park pictures so you can see what all the New England Parks Tour fuss was about?

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From the kids' rides at Canobie Lake Park. It took me until this late in the day to realie that Canobie Lake Park had the same initials as our beloved bedraggled Conneaut Lake Park.


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Squirrel-themed park benches among the kiddie rides at Canobie Lake Park. Other benches feature animals like beavers and the like.


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The vaguely New England Historic Port Town-themed section, on the Canobie Lake shoreline.


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The superflume ride that doesn't exactly fit the New England Historic Port Town-themed section it's in. Very popular ride given we were there in early August.


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Pumpkin house and some residents in the heart of Canobie Lake Park. The mice look as though they should be animatronic, but, don't look too close at the momma mouse's left shoulder. Oh, I told you not to look. Tch.


And here's what my mathematics blog has been up to the past week. Read along, won't you please?

You can add these posts to your Friends page, even if that does seem to have gone awry recently but has fixed itself. You can add it to your RSS reader, which maybe went awry. Maybe not. I would have to ask someone with an RSS reader to tell me.

Trivia: As of 1241, the merchants of Bordeaux obtained the King (of England)'s permission to be sole exporters of wine until Saint Martin's Day. Other merchants in Gascony could not export cargo until after the 11th of November. (The King of England was also Duke of Guyenne.) Source: Gold and Spices: The Rise of Commerce in the Middle Ages, Jean Favier.

Currently Reading: The Mapmakers, John Noble Wilford.

Thursday/Friday, my humor post roundup. And for you faithful readers, some Canobie Lake Pictures. There's a bunch of these. The park really is this wonderful. You've got to see it.

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Just inside the front gate at Canobie Lake Park: a popcorn vendor. This is far from a unique picture but boy does it blend the line between reality and Roller Coaster Tycoon. Note a couple spilled kernels on the overhangs. And that the trash bin beside the popcorn stand is of the same design.


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Canobie Lake Park's antique carousel. It's an unusual one for the variety of carvers represented on it and for being a two-level carousel. The non-jumping row is a step down from the rest; it's a neat look.


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Pinball Alley! The park has nineteen, count 'em, pinball machines in the main arcade, and a few more scattered across the park. These include some modern games, like Spider-Man and (not pictured) AC/DC, as well as some of the all-time greats like Twilight Zone and Monster Bash. They've also got some real old ones, such as Space Invaders, the pinball (not working the day we were there, alas.) Also in view: Shrek, a reskinned version of Family Guy that's enormously more playable. And every game is a quarter. Even the new ones.


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The international food court! This might be the most lickable set of amusement park buildings outside the original soft-serve-ice-cream styled buildings at Great Adventure's oldest sections.


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Yankee Cannonball: Canobie Lake Park's classic wooden roller coaster. See how anxious and/or dreadful the passengers are.


So with that, let me invite you to read my humor blog. Run there the past week:

If you'd like these posts to appear on your Friends page, please add the Livejournal Syndication account to it. If you'd like these posts in your RSS reader, you can add the RSS feed to it. Are RSS readers a thing still? I see little ``RSS'' buttons now and then, so I guess they probably are. I don't know. I still read Usenet, for crying out loud, what do I know of the Internet?

Trivia: Groucho Marx's You Bet Your Life began 27 October 1947. Source: Quiz Craze, Thomas A DeLong.

Currently Reading: The Mapmakers, John Noble Wilford.

I'd talked some about Canobie Lake Park's decor, but wanted to bring up a couple points. First is that it's beautiful; even the stuff that needs repainting looks good. Second is that it's wonderfully diverse. There's the concession stands that look like the thing they're selling. There's the Turkish Twist that has that Arabian Nights theme for a Rotor ride. There's the Hunting Lodge theme around Untamed and its neighbor rides. There's the long cobblestone path of the Old New England section. There's rides that look to have neon and signage from the 60s and wear it proudly, as they should.

And there's smaller things. For example many of the park benches have animals carved into them. It's not just decorations in the side; the backs of the benches have raised sections to give room for squirrels or groundhogs or other animals. This seems to happen more near the kids rides, but it's fun. We also noticed there signs for the Petting Zoo which they set up in the fall months, as a less-scary part of their Halloween business.

We saw by the lake a big, dark building being refurbished. It looked kind of like it might have been a 40s or 50s-era grand ballroom probably converted to storage and administration. (It was also next to a small cage with peacocks, which the park had for reasons. Just past that was a larger cage with a couple chickens.) Being built on the outside were the porches for an old-time hotel. The sign nearby spoke of how the Canobie Lake Hotel used to sit adjacent to the park in the early 1900s and that there was a path, Lovers Walk, connecting the hotel to the park. And that all sounds charming. But then the sign reads:

The hotel was soon abandoned and the entrance to Lovers Walk was sealed. But this fall ... Lovers Walk and the Hotel, found intact, will be re-opened. And what lies within the walls of this historic hotel?

Canobie Lake Park SCREEMFEST -
Where Fear Meets Fun.

So how much of this is made up? That there was a hotel there seems plausible enough, and a Lovers Walk seems believable. Is any of this true? How much? I'd love to know, but of course that couldn't tell us.

Then there's Fried Dough. It's something I hadn't thought much about, but [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger pointed out how strong a regionalism this is. Or how obsessed they get with it in New England. The park map points out that downloading the park's official app gives you ever-present access to important stuff like the location of the nearest Fried Dough stand. We yielded to the inevitable and got some, which we enjoyed along with coffee and tea from the Cafe D'Or (that turned out to just be selling Starbucks, a surprisingly dull choice). We ate at tables just off the pavilion where A Tribute To One Direction was performing. The One Direction Performers we noticed didn't make it very clear that they were playing at being the bandmembers, rather than the actual band. I got to wondering if there are young kids who come away thinking they actually saw One Direction playing at an amusement park. I suppose it doesn't hurt much if they do.

The park also has a Funsquad, a group of serious-looking people who ride park vehicles around, descend on people, and have them dance and hula hoop until they're delighted. We didn't get caught up in their relentless campaign of spontaneous amusement, but we were in the outer reaches of it several times over. (Oh, I liked it, I'm just being silly. I am saddened to learn from Wikipedia that they used to have a brass band, drawn from local colleges with music programs, though haven't in decades.)

And then there's mascots. They've got at least four, says Wikipedia. The first one we saw was a mouse that I think was named Molly. Wikipedia also lists critters named Bruno and Dapper. But the shocking one was Patches, a patched-up teddy bear that we recognized as the same model as Waldameer's Wally Bear. [livejournal.com profile] rapidtrabbit is probably chuckling at my naivete, but I had no idea that mascots were just sold to any old park like that.

Well, we were gobsmacked. That's all there was to it. What a great park. The day was one of the high points of the trip.

Trivia: The X-15 test program's first phase, Contractor Demonstration, consisted of eleven flights: X-15 flights one through eight, ten, eleven, and seventeen. All were made by Scott Crossfield. Source: At The Edge of Space: The X-15 Flight Program, Milton O Thompson.

Currently Reading: Three Weeks In Quebec City: The Meeting That Made Canada, Christopher Moore.

Another ride Canobie Lake Park has that used to be common, and is near extinct, was the Rotor. This is your classic centrifugal ride, standing in a tube and spinning around until you stick to the wall, and then they drop the floor out from under you. I hadn't been on one since Great Adventure in the early 90s. I'd always liked it because, hey, centrifugal force. And a dropping wall. And an observation platform, another thing that's almost extinct in rides. The park has one, called the Turkish Twist and decorated like the Roller Coaster Tycoon concession stand selling Turkish delights. The ride queue didn't take us up to the observation platform and we couldn't figure any way up there. Somehow other people did, though, and we don't know what it was they figured out that we didn't. Here's hoping it keeps spinning.

They have a super-flume ride, the kind that gets you really and truly soaked, called the Boston Tea Party. It's on the lakefront, in a section that's themed to Old New England and that's pretty charming. It was really packed, though, and for all that it was a bright sunny day it wasn't warm enough for us to go on a soaking wet ride like that. But we did, in the Old West themed park, go on their Policy Pond Log Flume. That name, according to a ``facts'' sign in the launch station, ``is derived from the former names of Canobie Lake'', which almost but not quite explains the name. It's a log flume from the early 80s, and most of its time is spent winding through the forest and ground level which makes it feel nicely ... well, like actually riding in a canoe. The flume is not all that soaking and we came through without getting too wet, mercifully, since it was near sunset by the time we were able to ride.

Also in the Old West section is a dark ride, the Mine of Lost Souls. This had an agonizingly long line the first time we went past it and we feared we'd just have to give up on that. But a half-hour or so later, and after some more walking around and doing stuff, we looked again and the line was down to something tolerable. Nice. The ballyhoo for the ride speaks of two boys from Salem discovering gold in a cavern, and disappearing into hidden passageways, enter if you dare, et cetera. People loaded slowly into the trains going into the Mine of Lost Souls and we weren't sure just why. It's not a complicated car, just, hop in, buckle up, and let the bar slide down. For some reason this was slow going.

Something we went on in the middle of the day, unwisely, was the Tiki Maze. The name and bits of its theming are great, but it's just a plexiglass-walled maze. They design the things so that they're hard to get really lost in, but I'd forgotten that it's completely impossible to get lost in one of those things in broad daylight. Had we waited for evening the ride would probably have been better. Wikipedia claims the ride was ``Formerly the Crystal Orbiter, on broken motor-driven platform''. This would explain the circular shape of the outer platform and I imagine if the whole ride were rotating it'd be a little more disorienting and probably a bit better fun at that.

There's a decent number of older-looking rides, mostly kiddie rides, and we spent some good time admiring them and their ancient control boxes and the like. They had classics like a kiddie carousel, yes, and boats and cars that go in endless loops and such. Some of those had clearly new cars on the tracks, but still had running boards featuring 50s-style modernist horses or tigers or hippocampuses or the like, often set against a gold-leaf-patterned background. They also had a kiddie spaceship ride, with the cigar-shaped spaceships featuring the NASA ``meatball'' logo redone with ``CLP'' across them. It was only then that I realized this park and Conneaut Lake Park had the same initials. If I'd been thinking it out I'd have worn my Conneaut Lake Park shirt here. Lesson learned for next time.

Trivia: The New England Confectionary Company (NECCO, of wafer fame) introduced profit-sharing plans to its workers in 1906, and company-sponsored life insurance in 1920. Source: Sweets: A History of Temptation, Tim Richardson.

Currently Reading: Three Weeks In Quebec City: The Meeting That Made Canada, Christopher Moore.

PS: The Set Tour, Stage 2: The Real Star, talking about what's probably the most popular domain for functions.

Canobie Lake Park, obviously, has more rides than just a carousel and four roller coasters. Well, maybe not obviously since it was hard finding time to ride them all. Busy day, as I say. And that's great for them; parks need days that are just packed. But it did mean there were far more things available than we could ride. Which, again, is not a flaw in a park. Just sad to know.

Of what we were able to ride, the most historically significant was the Caterpillar. This is a classic old flat ride that's all but extinct. The cars are arranged in a circle, on a platform with a rise and a fall, much like a Musik Express. The twist that makes it a Caterpillar is that during the ride a canopy loops over the cars and conceals everyone within. Idlewild Park in Ligonier, Pennsylvania, used to have one, but removed it sometime in the years ahead of my and [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's first visit; no public information about the ride's status is available. Wikipedia carries the assertion that this Caterpillar used to operate at New Jersey's renowned lost Palisades Amusement Park, but notes there's no citation for that.

It's worth going to. It's a fun ride --- well, the motion is obviously good. And riding it concealed, without being able to see what's ahead, adds to the thrill. There are tales of how, in the ride's heyday of the 30s and 40s, couples would take their moments of being hidden to canoodle. I hate to doubt that our grandparents' generation canoodled; our parents had to come from somewhere. But if the Canobie Lake Park Caterpillar ride is typical, then I can't see how they would even start canoodling without serious injury. Holding, yes, but otherwise ... it's a bit rough.

In the early 30s there was a Dick Tracy sequence where Tracy chases the villain down to the amusement park, and the villain hides on the Caterpillar. Tracy confidently feels his work is done, since he can just wait it out. But the villain sneaks out while the canopy is raised. Again taking this ride as an example, this is a crazy plan. There's not much clearance between the car and the canopy. Getting past that, there's only a few moments the ride is slow enough you could squirm out and not get battered by hitting the ground. But it's a thrilling sequence and it's at least imaginable.

A ride that interested me, but that I think was a kids-only ride and in any case we didn't have time for, was called the Over The Rainbow. It's a balloons-twirling-around ride, and as you might guess is Wizard of Oz themed. What interested me about this is you don't really see many Wizard of Oz-themed amusement park rides, not these days. This seems strange because anything you do mentioning it will draw on the warm feelings everyone has for The Movie, but the actual underlying property is in the public domain. As long as they show silver rather than ruby slippers nobody has to pay anything to anybody. Heck, why aren't there whole Wizard of Oz themed sections of parks? Anyway, the theme, and the gentle-looking nature of the ride, made me think it was some ancient flat ride still in existence somehow. Wikipedia says the ride was installed in the distant days of 2001, though, bought new from Zamperla. This would seem to imply there should be other Over The Rainbow rides out there.

Maybe not, though. The park has only the second Zamperla Kang-A-Bounce ride we've seen. (The first was at Morey's Piers.) This is a great ride, apparently a modern version of the Kangaroo ride that's now just a Kennywood park specialty. The rides moves in circles, with nice big bounces. It's great fun. What threw us was that it wasn't kangaroo-themed. It was instead billed as the Wave Blaster. We didn't know there were alternate themes and, really, why get away from the kangaroo thing on a ride that's about bouncing? Since the ride is nearer to the flume rides and other water-y rides maybe they wanted to keep a theme going there. Or maybe either the park or Zamperla figures big kangaroo-shaped cars are too kiddie a theme for a ride they want adults to get on. No telling, but: parks putting in Kang-A-Bounce rides? Very good thing. Every park should have one.

This Wave Blaster doesn't just rotate forward. It has forward and backward ride cycles. I guess the backward would be harder to reconcile with kangaroo movements but, still. If our day was typical, they give one group of riders a forward cycle, and then the next group of riders gets backwards. So if you can't take backwards rides --- and they are often harder on folks prone to motion sickness --- you have to be aware they're doing this and watch to see what the ride cycle before you does. This seems non-ideal. But then if you're not paying attention at all, you get nicely surprised by your actual ride. And that can be fun.

Trivia: France's Third Republic had no stamps commemorating the nation's history until after World War I, about a quarter century after most European states began using that theme. Source: The Invention Of Tradition, Editors Eric Hobsbawm, Terence Ranger.

Currently Reading: Three Weeks In Quebec City: The Meeting That Made Canada, Christopher Moore.

PS: Reading the Comics, September 22, 2015: Rock Star Edition, getting me nearly up to the present day.

Canobie Lake Park's oldest roller coaster is called the Yankee Cannonball, which opened in 1936. Amazingly, considering it's a wooden roller coaster, it used to be at another park: the ride, as Roller Coaster, was in Lakewood Park of Waterbury, Connecticut, from 1930 until 1935. Lakewood Park had been a privately-run amusement park until 1928, when the city seized it for taxes, and although they put in a roller coaster the amusement rides faded out over the years. That still exists as a municipal park.

Roller coasters inspire good questions about the nature of identity, especially when they get moved. Canobie Lake Park's plaque outside the Yankee Cannonball mentions ``when the ride was dismantled and moved, each bay had to be shortened by 6 inches to fit within the smaller ground area available at Canobie''. Too small a change to make it really a different ride? Well, how about this: ``The first hill of the ride was demolished by Hurricane Carol on August 30, 1954, but it was rebuilt the following season''. Rebuilt to the same plan? I don't know either. The ride was known as Roller Coaster when it was at Lakewood. The Roller Coaster Database says it was known as Greyhound from 1936 to the 1970s, and the plaque says it was named the Yankee Cannonball in 1983. This seems to leave some time under-documented. Either way, Greyhound and Yankee Cannonball are great roller coaster names.

It's a sweet roller coaster, too. It's essentially the classic out-and-back format, although with a dogleg to the right after the lift hill. This brings it out toward and partly around the parking lot. The effect isn't quite the off-into-the-wilderness look you get at, say, the Beast from Kings Island, but it does mean people arriving get a sweet view of the ride's whole extent. The only disappointing thing was that the line was huge, because it was a nice, sunny Friday in early August. We had to wait something near an hour to get to the station. Happily we were placed just right that we were first ones onto the train when we got our turn --- there's no waiting for selecting your seats --- and we got a front-seat ride.

I held out hopes that later in the day, or in the evening, the crowds might be lessened. A bit after dinner they were shorter, but that still didn't make it short; our re-ride came after a wait of something like a half-hour. We also harbored thoughts of going in as the park closed, but the park was on to us: they close the ride queue ahead of the park's closing, so, no last-minute run-on for us.

The park's newest, and other major, roller coaster is named Untamed. It's part of a vaguely hunting-lodge-themed area of the park, dark timber-style launch stations and fences and bears carved into the fence's finials. The lights in the station are even set into what I imagine are artificial antlers. The ride uses a vertical lift hill; you go directly up and only find out for sure you're near the top of the hill when the car tilts over and plummets. It's a fun ride, smaller than its sisters like Fahrenheit at Hershey Park. It's just about 72 feet tall, although it stands out at Canobie Lake Park as one of the tallest rides the place has.

We wandered out of the gift shop, where [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger found the T-shirt she really wanted from the park, and which we failed to get; the entrance's gift shop didn't have it, and that part of the park was closed by the time we returned at the end of the evening. Behind the ride we followed a little quasi-secret path around to the arcade that had Hercules; we also found ``Gerardo's Garden''. As promised the place was growing bunches of vegetables, possibly in support of the concessions. We didn't know, although someone (Gerardo?) was moving a sprinkler around. There was also growing what looked like the makings of a corn maze, identified as ``The Magic Seed (Coming This Fall)''. It was set up with a bit of a barn opening, including with a couple of chickens off to the side.

One group was billed as an Ameraucana Rooster, the other as a Red Star Chicken. That's all the explanation we got. There were a bunch of them, though, and we spent more time than you might have guessed at this amusement park we might not see again for years if ever simply watching the chickens. They watched us back. And any animal, watched long enough, will do something surprising. These chickens would dig out little nests in the dirt and flop over sideways, just like our pet rabbit showing off his fluffy white belly. We really have no explanation for the chickens; they're just some more mysteriously present animals at an amusement park this year. (Wikipedia says the Ameraucana lays blue eggs, which is pretty neat.)

The roller coaster we weren't sure we should bother riding was the Dragon. This is a tiny kids ride, a powered roller coaster, that gets its speed from a motor rather than chain and doesn't depend on much of a drop to keep its speed. Serious roller coaster fans tend to not think much of powered coasters, and kiddie rides like this that could fit in at a travelling carnival. We decided, ah, we were there and when would we be there again? And what's wrong with powered coasters anyway? Plus, you know, two-tailed dragon-shaped train. Anyway, cute ride, and they give out two circuits of the track, which is about as much as my knees would take.

The roller coaster we got to last, and the tallest by ten inches (says the Roller Coaster Database), was the Canobie Corkscrew, again a nice snappy name for the ride. It's also a ride of some historic significance, which the park tries to explain in its informational plaques. The ride dates to 1975, when Arrow Dynamics started making the first really successful roller coasters with loops. (There were a couple made around 1900-1910, but they were by all accounts brutal to the riders, and short-lived.) That's when every park in the world bought a ride named Corkscrew. But this one --- which the plaque says was the second in the world to invert riders twice --- was originally known as the Chicago Loop, which is another great name.

It had been installed from 1975 to 1980 at Old Chicago, an indoor amusement park-slash-shopping mall that only operated for a couple of years. After the park closed the ride went to the Alabama State Fairgrounds, where it became Corkscrew, and in 1987 it came to Canobie Lake Park. This also had quite a line, though not so bad as Yankee Cannonball or Untamed. I suppose the crowd's got used to it. It's a fine and nice-looking corkscrew ride. It's got a few rough patches, where the track starts to lean; they hadn't quite got the bugs worked out of transitions in those days.

The ride, in its Old Chicago setting, is reportedly seen in the 1978 film The Fury, which I've never seen.

Outside the Canobie Corkscrew we saw a place selling macaroni and cheese. Also a couple of hearses waiting for September and the park's Screeemfest Halloween weekends. Ah, what a prospect.

Trivia: Among rubber novelty items listed in the 1939 Johnson Smith catalogue were fake hunting knives, pencils, cigars and cigarettes, dollars, gum, nuts, ice cream, eggs, chocolate, bananas, doughnuts, and pretzels. Source: American Cornball: A Laffopedic Guide To The Formerly Funny, Christopher Miller. Rubber pretzels?

Currently Reading: Hacking Matter: Levitating Chairs, Quantum Mirages, and the Infinite Weirdness of Programmable Atoms, Wil McCarthy.

We picked up from the hotel clerk tickets to Canobie Lake Park. We also picked up the correct pronunciation of ``Canobie''. It's said with stress on the first and last syllables, ``can-o-bee'', like you might pick up at Costco to restock a dwindling hive. The clerk explained ``Obi-Wan does not live here''. We'd been saying it wrong until literally days before our trip when [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger ran across a mention of how the locals don't say it ``kuh-NO-bee'' after all.

Though the hotel is almost literally down the street from the park --- we were under two miles distant --- we didn't quite get there at opening and it was going to be a busy day. Bright, sunny, early August, a Friday; yeah, we'd be taking in lines. Despite that, when we stepped into the park, we had to sit a bit and just admire it. The park's entrance pavilion reminded me of d'Efteling, stone-clad buildings and gabled roofs and oh so many neat, sharp flags catching the wind. It was beautiful to walk into. And then ---

In the Roller Coaster Tycoon line of games, the concession stands are made to look like relentlessly literal images of what they sell. You get burgers from a giant burger-shaped building, soda from a giant cup with rotating straw, that sort of thing. We took that as just a cute convention that spruces up the appeal of the game at the cost of realism until we visited d'Efteling and some other European parks and saw how, like, an ATM might be tucked into a building shaped like a cartoon wall safe. Still, that's European parks, right? Not something that happens in the United States? And then we saw the popcorn vendor, inside a building shaped like a tall popcorn bag, with red and white and blue stripes and a heap of giant kernels on top. The doughnut shop has a big plaster doughnut poking out the top. At the International Food Court there's a giant cup of fries, a scoops of ice cream, a hot dog with all the toppings standing on top of the building. Just as in the video game. We wondered if the game designers actually did draw inspiration from this park. It seems possible.

Canobie Lake Park opened in 1902 or thereabouts. It has a carousel it dates to ``circa 1903'' according to its sign. The National Carousel Association dates it to 1898, though it can only trace its location to 1906. The carousel's been at Canobie Lake Park since then, though. The sign explains the ride has a mix of animals ``carved by the famous artists: Dentzel, Loof, Stein & Goldstein''. (It's Looff.) It's a handsome ride, and the monts look to be in good shape. It's also a two-level carousel, with the outermost rides on a slightly lower platform from the inner ones. The ride has a plaque to the memory of Harold F Nico (?) of Somerville, Massachusetts, ``who enjoyed many wonderful days with his family at the Antique Carousel''. I don't know the significance of this.

Around the carousel though are several penny movie machines. Most of the movies are short comedies, stuff that gets pies thrown at people, although a few were Tom Mix bits. There were some of the penny machines at other attractions in the park too. Somehow, though, we didn't have any pennies, nor were we able to get any over the day. While we kind of expect they don't work, we don't know that they don't. And they are just sitting out there, ready to take change, at least.

On the path from the Antique Carousel to the Yankee Cannonball, their classic old wooden roller coaster, was an arcade and of course we peeked in. They didn't just have a wall labelled Pinball Alley or a handful of machines. They had a real, serious row of machines, nineteen of them. And all set for a quarter a play. Not just older machines, either, although they had those --- Space Invaders and F-14 Tomcat and Whirlwind, for example, or the early-90s Star Wars. They had current, new machines, the kind that can demand 75 cents or a dollar a play, like AC/DC or Spider-Man. Those were also set to a quarter a play. If this weren't enough we would find three more arcades in the park that had pinball machines, and again, all at a quarter a game. If it weren't for the park admission fee this could be the spot for a pinball league.

They had a pinball I didn't realize existed: Shrek. This is just a reskinned version of Family Guy, new props and names given to the modes and all that. But I gave that a try and found ... you know, the Family Guy table maybe isn't actually that bad a game. It's just the theme I'd found impossibly annoying. Shrek had much less of the annoying modes and sound effects and yes I know what I am saying but, really, that's just how it was. So I had a scarily good game, one of those that won't end. This is surely because we knew that we didn't really have time to just mess around playing pinball all day at the park. Pinball folklore is very clear about how having something more important to do produces the best pinball play. So, yes, I ended up on the high score table, although at the #2 position.

One of the other arcades had just a lone pinball machine, and turned off, but what a machine: it had Hercules, the double-sized game made by Atari about 1980. It's a Brobdingnagian game, marketed at amusement parks. Cedar Point has two of them and they always attract attention, and sometimes even people making it through two balls before losing interest because the game is very slow. Anyway, Canobie Lake Park has another, although it wasn't working that day. That arcade was interesting though since it had a small exhibit of local-fauna taxidermy. I'm not clear why. There is a bit of a ``hunting lodge'' theme near that part of the park, but it kind of seems like someone at some point thought, ``well, we've got a dead raccoon and otter and stuff, maybe we can put them by the 90s X-Men machine?'' The arcade also delighted us by having a huge sign for the Water Bubbler. I've heard of that as a New England synonym for water fountain but this was the first time I'd seen it outside of online Other People Call These Things By This Wrong Name lists.

In yet another arcade, one sitting beside the lake and the boat ride which we slowly learned wasn't running they had the 2013 Star Trek. And with nice open doors and the lovely breeze and the game standing beside the doors, looking out onto the water ... well, it was a magnificent setting. What a great place to be, a beautiful park on a beautiful day. I got to High Score Number 4, although on an older version of the game code.

Trivia: At least five hundred varieties of tulips were grown in the Netherlands by 1633. Source: Tulipomania: The Story of the World's Most Coveted Flower And The Extraordinary Passions It Aroused, Mike Dash.

Currently Reading: Hacking Matter: Levitating Chairs, Quantum Mirages, and the Infinite Weirdness of Programmable Atoms, Wil McCarthy.