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When last I reported about my lost camera and Motor City Furry Con we'd had established two important things. First, they had my camera! Second, it was in storage so who knows when they'd find the chance to recover it?

Well. I could manage going to Pinball At The Zoo without a camera and even the handful of things we got to in May without. Mostly local pinball stuff, although this might be the first time I don't have a proper ``what we compete for'' picture of the plaques at pinball night. But we are coming up on things I must have a camera for, and while yes, my iPhone is probably adequate for most purposes I want a camera that's a proper camera.

So I went looking and found a used Panasonic Lumix camera, one very close to the camera I had before my misplaced camera. And I finally have all the pieces I need for it together --- camera, memory card, battery and spare battery, charger, and the data/power cable that connects it to a computer or USB power supply! I even found that my old camera bag, the one used for the previous camera, fits this new one just fine. It lacks a strap --- I'd transferred that to my Samsung camera so that's in the Motor City Furry Con Lost And Found Storage Locker right now --- but the important thing is I can take good pictures and plenty of them. And the zoom on this doesn't --- yet --- get jammed up partway through, putting it ahead of my Samsung.

Now, of course, I just have to explain what I need to take pictures of that made me spend money on this.


We close the month now with something I bet you'd never thought you would see: the end of Kennywood pictures from our trip last year! And what comes up to follow this? Hm. There's so many possibilities ...

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Oh yeah, we rented a locker for the second time ever and had to get stuff out of it. Do you see our locker number? Well, it was easy to remember since it was 1054 and I need hardly remind you what an important year that was.


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Super Kaleidoscope, the charming circular-shaped building up front with the candy shop inside. It just looks good. You can make out the Old Mill's frontage in the background.


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The Goodnight heart, last thing you see before entering the tunnel to leave Kennywood.


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They've painted the tunnel with all kinds of Kennywood memorabilia and items, including a replica ticket from nearly a century ago and the reminder to gentlemen after using the washroom.


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Looking back at the park from the parking lot.


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And here's a panoramic view at the end of the night, to match the one had at the start of the day.


Trivia: The pancreas's name reflects its label as ``pan'' (all) and ``kreas'' (flesh), an organ of all flesh. The name may reflect early lack of knowledge of what it did and was simply there. Source: The Song of the Cell: An Exploration of Medicine and the New Human, Siddhartha Mukherjee.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

This week my humor blog has seen a lot being made out of the fact Wikipedia has a list of notable soups. But there's also other stuff, no less weakly motivated. For example:


Now something that never needs motivation, the sharing of pictures of Kennywood. Enjoy!

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Here's a picture of some of the horses from the inside of the carousel, showing off the less-elaborately-carved sides.


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This is the band organ, a Wurlitzer something or other model.


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Here's that carousel tiger scaring off some riders.


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And someone so delighted she's clapping and leaning back. (Yes, I know, she's taking a picture and not stepping back a little.)


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Is that the night already? Vending booths all closed up here.


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The traditional picture from the bridge of the Racer and midway games and Jack Rabbit. That tree on the right's obscuring the logo almost completely now.


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It is the end of the night! Grand Carousel with all the lights off, and people being quietly but insistently pushed toward the exit.


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So here's another quick picture of the lake, looking over towards Steel Curtain so there's none of that pesky nature obscuring the buildings.


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The waters were quite still and the reflection of Steel Curtain looked great.


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And here's Jack Rabbit where you can see the neon logo and the parts of the legs that still aren't illuminated.


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Refreshments continues to be one of [personal profile] bunnyhugger's favorite pieces of neon.


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And here's the Kangaroo. The rainbow-lit roo is part of a lights animation, the extra brightness and colors jumping from right to left.


Trivia: During World War II, Japan had 99 motorized farm tractors. Source: The Taste of War: World War II and the Battle for Food, Lizzie Collingham. (Given the typical size and landscaping of rice paddies it's not obvious that more would have helped much, and in any case, fuel and oil were short.)

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger, stirred up by my post last night about the tree and the risk it might present, spent too much time worrying about what to do and turned to doing something about it this afternoon. And by remarkable stroke, found something very effective: a couple guys who could come out to the house today to give an estimate, and who're scheduled to come out tomorrow afternoon to cut the fallen branch down and chop it up into useful wood. So now we're set to be even more well-stocked for when we get the fireplace converted into something not dangerously unsafe to operate.


Also we got back the clock. As promised they had it ready Wednesday; I ventured in after work, but before going to the card store to get my father a birthday card. (This spun out into also getting father's day cards, saving me a trip sometime in two weeks.) As [personal profile] bunnyhugger texted to ask if I was stopping for something after work I was on my way to the art glass shop. This was all but the work of a minute. I came in and both the woman and the guy who'd been in the car on Saturday telling me she'd gone back in were there. I started to explain what my deal was when the woman pointed to the counter. I was delighted, and said so, by how lovely the new glass looks. [personal profile] bunnyhugger observed maybe the real difference was just that it was completely new and clean. But it does look great. And now it's on the wall and everything's in good shape in this part of this room of the house! We're making progress.


And now we return to Kennywood and to the flying saucer gift shop!

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And here's the 90s t-shirt. Steel Phantom was rebuilt into Phantom's Revenge; Wipeout and Pitt Fall are gone (Wipeout to Lake Compounce). I can't find any information about Fort Kennywood and wonder if it might have been a show or event or something that wouldn't make lists of former attractions.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger admiring the Grand Carousel by night.


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The carousel all white-lit and brilliant by night.


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The inside has plenty of mirrors so you get to see the insides of the horses in this picture.


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Looking out from atop a horse. [personal profile] bunnyhugger grabs a picture of me here.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger goes for a ride on the tiger this time.


Trivia: E-470, the beltway toll highway around Denver, is an incomplete loop, with the northwestern corner never built owing to plutonium-239 contamination of the soil of the former Rocky Flats Plant, which operated from 1952 to 1992. Source: Land: How the Hunger for Ownership Shaped the Modern World, Simon Winchester. In 1989 the FBI raided the plant, owned by the federal Department of Energy, over Rockwell International's shoddy management.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

This weekend we finally --- after like a week or so --- enjoyed some warm enough weather to clean out the goldfish pond, ahead of putting the fish back in for summer. That went about as usual, me mucking the pond out until I broke the pond vacuum. This time it's a simple fix, as the plastic bolt that holds the handle on the main unit of the vacuum snapped off, and that should be easy enough to replace with a metal bolt.

But while doing this I noticed something funny about the fence, the older one that [personal profile] bunnyhugger and her starter husband put up when the house on that side was the bad neighbor. A piece of it was loose from the other and that seemed weird and new. And then I finally registered that one of the big branches from a huge tree had fallen over and knocked it out of place. Presumably it was knocked over in the big storm that blew through a week and a half ago, and we just failed to register that fact. It would be more ridiculous and embarrassing if it had fallen over back in the Motor City Furry Con storm of late March, so we'll go with the latter date.

So besides everything else going on --- and you'll learn what that is soon enough, don't worry --- we have to figure a way to get someone with a chainsaw and a ladder out here. Also to figure out whether the tree --- which is in the space behind our back fence, but also behind the back fence of the neighbor behind us --- is on our property or theirs and whether to get an insurance company involved. And the real crisis will be if another heavy storm blows through before we can get it dealt with because the branch is something like forty feet long and still partly attached to the tree trunk, so if it fell it could ... not hit any structures, but could destroy fences, our cherry tree, or do untold damage to our goldfish pond, if only by giving local raccoons a great place to sit while fishing. More on this as it comes to pass.


And now, pictures from the end of our day at Kennywood. We're not quite there yet, don't fear.

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Tried taking a picture of the fountain by night, I think with the 'Waterfall' mode on my camera so I got this nice sheen in the middle water level there.


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Tried the same thing with the water fountains of the main pool and I like how strange it makes the surface of the water look.


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Swings ride and the giant rigid pendulum. I believe we've ridden both of these, although not this visit.


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One of the gift shops, the flying saucer one in Area 412, had some fun decade T-shirts that ... we didn't want to get, but didn't want to forget either. Of the rides listed here only the Bumper Cars are still around. (Le Cachot was the 1972 Bill Tracy redesign of a Pretzel dark ride.)


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Baseball caps showing off ... either rabbit-eared squirrels or squirrel-tailed rabbits.


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The Kennywood 2000s shirt lists rides that are mostly still there and ... you know, thing with the Y2K fears is they were done once 2000 started so logically ...


Trivia: Between 1856 and 1864 Cyrus Field crossed the Atlantic at least 31 times working to build the Atlantic Telegraph Company's trans-oceanic telegraph line. Source: How The World Was One: Beyond the Global Village, Arthur C Clarke.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

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When I got home yesterday from getting some stuff from the pet store and the hardware store I had news for [profile] bunny_hugger. She'd wondered when the Joann Fabrics in our local mall would close. The answer: 55 minutes. We dithered a small bit about whether to go; would it be just depressing, or might we get something useful like really cheap Easter egg dye kits or bolts of fleece or stuff?

We got there to learn that they didn't have any fleece left. Or Easter egg kits. Or almost anything, really; they did well at keeping the store open until they ran out of stuff. All the remaining merchandise was on two small shelving units up front, and most of that was decoration letters. If you need a box of Z's, we could set you up, except that Joann's is now closed for good and all. Someone working the tiny remaining stock was urging people to buy boxes of toothpicks with lobster or shrimp cutouts atop them. We're not sure why anyone would get these at all, even if, as she observed, they won't spoil. I had the feeling this had turned into some minor silly retail obsession, waiting to see if anyone would ever take any of this.

We also wandered around the shelving and fixtures, where another employee was doing her best to find some piece of hardware we would take home with us. Apparently some of the thread spools are also a good configuration for storing Hot Wheels cars, in case you have a hundred-plus Hot Wheel cars that need storing. But we don't, nor anything close to that. Some of the pegbord-with-bin shelving seemed like it might be useful in our basement, if it weren't too big to fit in our basement.

And yet as we were leaving I noticed they had boxes full of pegboard racks, like, the metal or plastic rods that stick out and you can hang stuff on. So we got a box of that, for five bucks, and have the promise of organizing more things in our basement and garage if we ever get to that. I also, maybe foolishly, bought a couple boxes of some silicone sheets that are meant to be pressed around mugs or other ceramic things. I don't know what to do with them but have the feeling there's probably something decorative we can do. [profile] bunny_hugger sees in them mostly a thing we'll have to get rid of at some point. I suppose either will do fine.

And that was our last Joann's visit.


Now to what I hope was merely the most recent Kennywood visit, drawing as you can see nearer its close.

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Almost at The Phantom's Revenge's station and this gives a view of the exit queue. (Also the entrance for people with mobility needs, like the guy in a wheelchair coming up the other way.)


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Lanes to get your seat for the ride. Note there isn't that automatic gate that keeps you away until the operator decides you may approach.


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That gift shop again, now seen by night. Also showing off the Small Fry's, that place where you can get the same fries as at The Potato Patch but with less of a wait. And yes, per Kennywood: Behind The Screams, it is based on the entrance to Wonderland at Revere Beach, Massachusetts. (Yes, if you looked at that link, you saw an 'Infant Incubators' building inside Wonderland. Early 20th century was weird.)


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Sitting at the top of the reflecting pool in Lost Kennywood, looking out over a beautifully clear sky and the Black Widow swing ride.


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Over that way's the swing ride. Oops, accidentally got a tiny bit of a view of [profile] bunny_hugger in there. Sorry, won't do that again.


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And here's how the pool looks by early night.


Trivia: Charles Babbage invented a mechanical time clock in 1844. Source: Time's Pendulum: The Quest to Capture Time --- From Sundials to Atomic Clocks, Jo Ellen Barnett.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

And now I can reveal what my errand of yesterday was. Nothing big, I just didn't feel up to writing it up before deadline is all. It was my blood donation, rescheduled from Monday and from Tuesday.

Actually it was a platelet donation, my first time. I'd always donated whole blood before and for not a whole lot of particular reason tried the alternate approach this time. Platelets here are the parts of blood that allow for blood clotting, and they can't be stored more than a couple days, so there's always a steady need for them. They're collected by taking blood from your arm, filtering the platelets out of it, and putting everything else right back in. Your body, all going well, replaces the platelets in a couple days and the platelets themselves go off to cancer, transplant, and major-surgery patients.

The catch is all this takes much longer than a whole-blood donation where they just let you bleed on purpose for maybe fifteen minutes and then stop it. Long enough that they set you up in this reclined, sculpted seat, legs above your chest, with TV to watch and everything. The nurse offered me the chance to pick what I'd like to watch on Netflix, and I thought well surely she's using 'Netflix' as synecdoche for all the streaming services they have and so I could watch stuff on Disney+ or Hulu as on the other buttons on the remote that didn't work for me at first. But no, I've never had reason to think I wasn't basically neurotypical, why do you ask? Anyway she got the remote working and I got to thinking what do I even want to watch that's about 90-100 minutes? A movie? Okay, quick, think of a movie! Not so easy, is it?

Finally I realized I could just pull up a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, as I've finally started watching the Netflix seasons and I could get to the next one I hadn't seen (Starcrash). Getting on board several years after everyone stopped thinking about it I have to say: unless this season takes a major turn for the worse after this episode I don't see why anyone wasn't thrilled with it. There's stuff I'm not sure I like about it but the movie riffing is so wonderfully playful.

The nurse came back to check a couple times, the first none too soon because my headphones had fallen loose and with needles in both arms I couldn't re-adjust it myself. And near the end I started to feel a pringly, pins-and-needles feeling across my body, a known side effect that would pass once the process was all done. I also got to feeling cold and a little ... nauseous is too strong a term but very weird. A couple juice boxes when I was done healed most of that, and I of course followed direction and stayed in the waiting area having snacks and fluids for a good fifteen minutes before cautiously getting back up and heading out.

As reward for the donation I got a Red Cross Emergency Lantern, a solar-powered lantern that also provides USB charge. [personal profile] bunnyhugger wondered if this were an ironic statement on their own power outage; no, they'd been planning to give these away the back half of May anyway. We've slowly been getting more sources of emergency lighting in the house an the LED lantern should help. You know, in case something improbable like a massive, intense storm front with tornado-level winds rolls across the lower peninsula a third time in three months or something.


That's all fun, but you're wondering, what did it look like back last summer when we visited Kennywood? Please, enjoy what you see here:

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The stairs leading up to the operator's booth on Racer, placed as nearly center as I could get my picture.


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Everyone wants to get in on the Racer appreciating. I don't know when the landmark plaque dates to.


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And here's the ACE Roller Coaster Landmark plaque, put at a time there were three wooden Möbius-strip racing coasters.


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The park's Musik Express, included here because it's quite pleasantly colorful and also there's people who want to see pictures of these rides.


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Hair scrunchies tossed on top of a blue concrete-block building you pass on the way to Phantom's Revenge. According to a 2001 thread on CoasterBuzz it houses (housed?) an electrical distribution center for this area of the park. And it's where Lightning Loop, which we rode at La Feria Chapultepec and hope someday to ride at Indiana Beach, was located, with the ride on top of the building, which was also a second park entrance(!). The loop started about where the left end of the building, with the upwards hill to the left of this picture. Its service as a second entrance is why there's the huge Kennywood sign painted on something otherwise just tucked within the Lost Kennywood Municipal District.


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Lift hill and one of the mid-ride hills of Phantom's Revenge, seen from the hilariously long queue approaching the station.


Trivia: The Ordnance Survey of Ireland begun in 1824 struggled against the heavy fogs that often would not burn off. Thomas Drummond developed several tools making the survey possible, including improvements to the barometer, photometer, aethroscope, and heliostat; but the big solution to the fogs was the ``pea-light'', a pellet of calcium oxide lime which, burned with an oxyhydrogen flame, produced a light so intense it could be seen as much as a hundred miles away. Source: On The Map: A Mind-Expanding Exploration of the Way the World Looks, Simon Garfield. And this is the ``limelight'' of fame.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

Long-memoried readers may recall a couple weeks ago I broke our atomic-clock-based wall clock, the one that uses time signals from WWV to adjust to the current time. The clock itself was and is fine, but the glass plate protecting the clock face from the elements was shattered into so many pieces. More than you're thinking of. More than that.

My father recommended that if there's a place in town that sells stained glass or art glass that they'd likely be able to cut a thin, eight-inch disc of glass. It happens there's a stained-glass/art-glass store so nearby it's even closer than the nearest convenience store. But I kept failing to actually check with them to see if they could do the work.

Today I finally got to doing something about it. But because of another errand, details of which I am not yet ready to make public, I got to the shop just before it closed. They were turning off the lights and everything, and I went back to the car but a guy waiting behind the shop said she'd gone back in, go talk to her.

So, wary that I had interrupted someone's departure-for-the-long-weekend, I entered and explained my need. Without saying a word she turned the clock upside-down, dropping yet another shard of glass out of it. Then took the clock over to a work table and did some measurements, and then back behind a counter. Finally she spoke: they can do that. She gave an estimate of about $20, extremely reasonable, and while it could have been done while I waited if I had gotten there earlier, now, I would have to wait. When could I come pick it up? Tuesday, unfortunately, I'm squeezed between office and pinball league, so we have to wait for Wednesday for the clock's return. (They're closed Monday for the holiday.) But they're going to cut a fresh piece of glass and install it and that seems to be everything we could hope for. Now I just have to stop instinctively looking for the time on the kitchen wall, the one surface in the house where it will definitely not be.


You know where we definitely were, back in July last year? Kennywood. Here's photographic proof.

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Jack Rabbit dispatched and making its way to the first drop, which thanks to the terrain-hugging track, is well before the lift hill.


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And there's the station. They've got LEDs providing the light of the stars now but at least preserved the shape and color of the neon.


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Jack Rabbit's centennial logo, with the nice long ears for the K.


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The new National Historic District sign doesn't have that post-facto correction about when the coaster opened on it. For what it's worth the Roller Coaster Database does think Jack Rabbit's double-dip ``camelback loop'' is a unique feature although ... boy, it sure seems like 'two hills in a row' would be an obvious feature for any terrain coaster.


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View from just outside Jack Rabbit of the Racer and, above it, the Steel Curtain scenery.


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Racer's new National Historic District sign has been modified to reflect the loss of Montaña Rusa at La Feria Chapultepec. And avoids any allusion to Blackwood's Grand National.


Trivia: In France in 1907 Wilbur Wright --- maybe souring from the bad progress of contract talks --- wrote his sister Katherine that the Notre Dame cathedral ``was rather disappointing as most sights are to me. The nave is seemingly not much wider than a store room and the windows of the clerestory are so awfully high up that the building is very dark'', and after visiting the Louvre, judged ``the Mona Lisa is no better than the prints in black and white''. Source: First Flight: The Wright Brothers and the Invention of the Airplane, T A Heppenheimer.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

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So all's fine around here. Little chilly; this is looking to be the coldest Memorial Day weekend in a long while. But that does mean I don't have anything worthy of reporting today. Sorry, dear [personal profile] bunnyhugger. Please instead enjoy Kennywood photos.

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Boat going up the Pittsburg Plunge to produce a whole lot of water splashing around!


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A gift shop and couple of food places in the Lost Kennywood area. We knew the area generally was themed to the old Luna Park, Pittsburgh, this particular set of buildings was themed to ... some Massachusetts park, I believe it was.


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The fountain at the head of the Lost Kennywood reflecting pool. Also people eating from the Potato Patch's auxiliary outlet.


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There was a booth selling miscellaneous weird old stuff that looked like someone was cleaning out a surplus room. We didn't get anything but there were things we had to photograph, like this Kennywood picture from the 70s(?) listing a Smithsonian list of top coasters. Note that the Great American Scream Machine there is the one in Atlanta, not the Great Adventure one. The Coaster at Dorney Park is now known as Thunderhawk and we've been on that. I think #5 was what we knew as Montana Rusa at La Feria Chapultepec but can't swear to it.


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A leftover or maybe never-used T-shirt design with lots of Kenny Kangaroo.


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And here's a leftover or maybe never-used T-shirt with a more beak-snouted Kenny Kangaroo than usual, and a lot of plush.


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This must be an un-used t-shirt design for Exterminator, from before they decided to use a crazed rat theme. Or when they thought maybe they could make a licensing deal that didn't pan out.


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Steel Phantom was the original incarnation of Phantom's Revenge. I'm not sure this was the Steel PHantom's original design. Looks a little Doctor Doom-y to me.


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At some point during the day I broke away from [personal profile] bunnyhugger to ride Aero 360, the elongated rigid-arm swing ride. Wasn't much of a wait!


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Here's Steel Curtain, which didn't run that year. It hasn't run since a week or two after our KennyCon 2023 visit.


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In the evening light this color and shade really caught my eye.


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The queue for JackRabbit, which has been spruced up with some nice paint and some very pixellated renditions of old park photos. Note the old Jack-Rabbit station overhang on the right there.


Trivia: Though he conquered Venice, without the city putting up any defense, Napoleon never set foot in it. Source: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention that Changed the World, Amir D Aczel.

Currently Reading: The Harvey Comics Companion, Mark Arnold.

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My humor blog this week started with the silly, turned incomprehensible to people who don't know that I read something about Heroic Comics for a trivia item last week, went back to being So Random, and then took a turn into Peanuts news. So here's what you've been missing:


And now for more Kennywood, as of last July:

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For this year they rethemed the Grand Prix bumper-car ride to ... the Potato Patch. I don't know why the cars are now fry baskets but there we go.


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The far side of the wall is full of Kennywood materials, including a Lincoln Highway sign (the Lincoln Highway goes along a part of a British military trail used in the French and Indian War) and a jackrabbit crossing sign.


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Kennywood and sister park arrows. The weight limit refers to the date of Kennywood's opening.


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The Turtle gets a shout-out here, as does Potato Patch mascot Potato Man. I'm not sure the significance of the blobby traffic signal. Probably references some Kennywood thing I'm not hep to, like the Thomas the Tank Engine section (since rethemed).


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Slightly better view of the fry-basket cars and somehow a more in-focus picture of the back wall.


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And now the Kangaroo, last of the flying-coaster flat rides, with the car behind number five there showing why it's a flying-coaster.


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It's not a big hop but it is a heck of one and you don't have other rides like it.


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Picture of the car after landing back on the track.


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Here's the new Kangaroo facade seen from behind.


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Now over to The Whip, a ride nearly(?) a century old now, although not in this location.


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The Whip is on the left, and that's the Pittsburg [sic] Plunge shoot-the-chutes to the right and above. And hey, what's the line for Exterminator like? If it's a reasonable wait we might just go in and enjoy ---


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Oh, it's a 76-minute wait for the spinning wild mouse coaster. Never mind.


Trivia: 86 percent of French people [ as of about 2005 ] have never flown in an airplane. Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography, Graham Robb. The book was published in 2007 so the data is likely accurate to two-to-four years before that.

Currently Reading: The Bookshop: A History of the American Bookstore, Evan Friss.

While we were basically untouched by last week's storm front and still-increasing tornado count that doesn't mean we haven't been affected. Here's a trivial but still annoying one for you. I was scheduled to donate blood Monday after work. A couple hours before I got a text and a voice mail that the appointment was cancelled, please re-schedule. I rescheduled for Tuesday and mid-Tuesday got the same message, although this time the voice mail was from some guy in Idaho? Information communicated to me for some reason?

But what happened with the appointments? My paragraph opening tells you the essentials --- the local donation center was still blacked out --- but not the thrilling details. That part of town, only a couple blocks north of us, got hit far worse than we did. One street that's basically what ours would turn into, if it continued through a park, had every tree shredded or destroyed. That's not what hit the Red Cross center, though. Or other things nearby, including the grocery where we pick up stuff it's not worth going to Meijer's for. (Meijer's has far more fake-meat food and variety of pop, so don't @ us.)

A pedestrian overpass for one of the four-lane roads there collapsed in the storm, screwing up traffic for a good while and gathering a lot of road crews. And apparently it's been enough of a mess there that they claimed they'd be getting the power back sometime Tuesday night.

I've rescheduled my appointment for Saturday afternoon. We'll just see what happens.


Happening now, back in July? Kennywood. Last you saw were pictures going into the Old Mill ride. And now here's ...

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The refurbished Old Mill signage, which looks kind of like if you had something almost plausibly 1901 design but still new. (I feel that's a font you wouldn't get in 1901 but I can't justify that claim.) The skeleton figure in the other Old Mill sign turns up in a lot of the scenes inside.


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Now here's the Sky Rocket, which we rode for the first time this decade. Here it's paused on a brake run.


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Good look up so you can see the underside of the coaster and also the wheels underneath and on the side of the track which make it so difficult for a train to fly off.


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You'd never see a train derailment if Amtrak could run on this system!


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Train is out of here. The wild thing is this is just the slow speed of a train released from the brakes and rolling into the station.


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And here's the operator's console for Sky Rocket. Not even twelve buttons to the whole thing!


Trivia: In the early modern era, the Flemish areas of the Low Countries preserved farmland vitality with a seven-crop rotation cycle. Source: Food in History, Reay Tannahill.

Currently Reading: The Bookshop: A History of the American Bookstore, Evan Friss.

Saturday afternoon, after ERR's Celebration of Life, was also a women's pinball tournament, which was about three hours or so, and saw me put back in the commentator's booth to natter about pinball or whatever came into mind. But that wasn't especially burdensome apart from sometimes it'd be nice to just go play pinball for three hours uninterrupted. I have the chance to do this most every evening and never take it, though.

Sunday morning saw our other big social obligation for the weekend. PCL, the most enthusiastic member of the league --- and the one who's set up the streaming rig for pinball events --- wanted to hold an end-of-season pinball party. He suggested a couple dates which all made sense, except ... a weekend [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I would be out of town. Another weekend we'd be out of town. Memorial Day weekend when everyone might be out of town. Finally this past Sunday, after league finals but before the end-of-season zen (split-flipper) tournament, was the pick.

He had it at his and his wife's house, the one we visited a couple months ago. He particularly wanted to show off his pizza oven, some portable porch thing that heats up to like a billion degrees and will cook the pizza in a minute or less so don't stop turning it. Also to show off his new King Kong pinball machine, companion to the Godzilla game he got a few months ago, and got delivered just last Monday.

It was a pretty good party, with a healthy number of league people attending. Including, in a surprise, SCS, one of our old pinball friends from Grand Rapids. He'd had a birthday party the day before that we couldn't make, but he said that was fine, especially as something like fifty people did. And despite that he had several boxes of leftover cupcakes to give; we had some with coffee break today.

Part of the event was actually rolling out and making your own pizzas, although even with as many people who were there there was more pizza to eat than there was time or stomach available. [personal profile] bunnyhugger ended up making a simple margherita-style pizza we took home. FAE and MAG were among the people who leapt at the chance to roll out their own dough and make pies as well, and they looked like pretty good ones.

As to pinball. PCL tried holding a closest-to-the-pin tournament on Godzilla, seeing who could get nearest to a given score (their house number, times a thousand) without going over. As seems to always happen at these someone (PCL) got amazingly close, within a couple tens of thousands, on a game like this so close it seems impossible to do better. And then MWS went and did better.

The most astounding thing of the day was when MAG and FAE, playing King Kong split-flipper, didn't just have a great game, but had a game so good they set the Grand Champion score. Luckily, PCL has his game set to accept up to ten-character high score entries. Unluckily, FAE made a typo while entering their team name and now it stands there, MAG AN. Happens to us all.

When we arrived we weren't sure how long the event would run or how long we should stay even given that. We ended up spending about six hours there, and don't regret it, except that it was a lot of time this weekend doing stuff out and with other people, and it's weird to have the start of the workweek be the break.


But now we get to another century-plus-old-ride at Kennywood. Know what it is?

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This is not the wishing well, despite the stones much like the well was made of and the water much like you find in a well. This is an artificial waterfall that's part of the facade of the Old Mill, the tunnel-of-love ride.


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Despite it being a quite hot, sunny day the line for the ride was ... not ridiculously long, really, and we went for it.


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The Old Mill's National Historic District sign now reflects past names including Panama Canal, Fairyland Floats, and Garfield's Nightmare incarnations.


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Thinking it over I'm not sure there's any part of the ride where you see the water wheel in full or doing work or anything. It's just an obscured prop.


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Boats ready for the loading. They've got good capacity so if people didn't mind sharing boats you could get a lot of people on the ride at once.


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And here we are ready to take the ride. (Which I didn't attempt to photograph; it's dark and we're always moving not-quite-smoothly.) Sky Rocket is the coaster in back; more on that to come.


Trivia: The handbill, The Vertue of the Coffee Drink, promoting the opening of London's first coffee house in 1652 explained coffee's medical benefits, claiming it to be effective against sore eyes, headache, coughs, dropsy, gout, scurvy, and to prevent ``Mis-carryings in Child-bearing Women''. It also noted that it would ``prevent Drowsiness, and make one fit for business, if one have occasion to Watch'' and warned ``you are not to Drink of it after Supper, unless you intend to be watchful, for it will hinder sleep for 3 or 4 hours''. Source: A History of the World in Six Glasses, Tom Standage.

Currently Reading: The Bookshop: A History of the American Bookstore, Evan Friss. It's (so far) a chapter each on the history of particularly key bookstores so there's a lot of detail about neurospicy people.

This weekend was one of more social obligations than usual. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had one on Friday, attending the retirement party of a friend at the bookstore. Then Saturday came the Celebration of Life for ERR, the pinball league friend who died while shoveling snow back in February.

Despite knowing this was coming we were still fuzzy on details until pretty late on, including just which of a small chain of bar/restaurants it was held in. The one it was actually held in was much easier to get to, even without the construction zones and the post-tornado emergency construction zones. Also not clear: how formally we should dress. I went with ``dark but office-appropriate'' clothes and [personal profile] bunnyhugger wore some pinball gear so people would know how we knew him. It turns out, as would fit ERR, the dress expectation was ``come as you like''.

We were briefly terrified to start when we didn't recognize anyone. But we were greeted by ERR's son, and his mother, and were able to say some nice things about him to them. And then we found a couple of pinball folks, two of whom were just leaving --- we'd learn most of the pinball folks had gotten there earlier; the celebration ran from noon to four and we got there halfway through --- but others who were sitting at a table, near the big display of photos of ERR's life, and we sat with them most of the afternoon.

We both left cards with memories --- mine was less specific, and more about the way ERR behaved at just about every pinball event we ever saw --- and picked up packets of forget-me-not seeds that we really can't grow in our yard. Not enough light. But maybe there'll sometime be a good place to use them.

So all that was a pleasant experience I hope to go a long time without repeating.


A thing we would like to repeat: visiting Kennywood. Here's pictures from our last trip.

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Waiting for the Turtle ride. A woman sits down for the ride cycle ahead of us and you get views of the Phantom's Revenge coaster on the left and the Thunderbolt on the right.


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And here's a view ahead of the Turtle queue with Phantom's Revenge (in purple) and Thunderbolt (the wooden coaster) behind.


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Nice picture here lined up with one of the spacers between turtle cars.


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Here's the Phantom's Revenge soaring overhead of the Turtle.


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Leaving the Turtle you get this view of the wiring in back of the neon sign and of the Lucky Stand.


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And here's the Wishing Well, where there's only ever really one wish to make, for the park to close late today.


Trivia: Samuel Bentham --- younger brother of the economist/philosopher Jeremy Bentham --- was in 1796 made Inspector General of the Royal Navy Yards, and among other things introduced steam power to the Portsmouth docks, putting in machine-powered tools to make the wooden blocks for the typical man-o-war's nine hundred pulleys, and a rolling mill able to make three hundred thousand copper plates a year for sheathing hulls. Source: To Rule The Waves: How the British Navy Shaped the Modern World, Arthur Herman. After spending enough time pushing for reform of the Navy Board, Bentham's post would be abolished.

Currently Reading: The Bookshop: A History of the American Bookstore, Evan Friss.

Back to finals, B Division. After the mishap on The Beatles and her 2-1 win over DJN [personal profile] bunnyhugger's next opponent was BJ, the last other player not to have lost a best-of-three match. Whatever happened both would take home at least the third-place trophy. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had pick of the first game, and chose Attack From Mars, and won. BJ had pick of the second game, and chose Stranger Things, which has pretty near the same layout and a very similar basic ruleset, to the point FAE accurately dubbed it ``Vaporwave Attack From Mars''. [personal profile] bunnyhugger won that game too, and came back to the scoring table --- where I, having no other pinball to play, was now routing traffic --- and misunderstood the standings online to think she had won the B Division.

Not yet. She had to beat whoever won the Second Chance bracket, and it was still possible she'd lose that round. But she could not do worse than second place, now. This involved some waiting. Lansing Pinball League has always had the Second Chance Bracket be best-of-three play; most other leagues use a single game. The result is there's always a delay for finals. Second Chance can't have a winner until the Winners Bracket has completed semifinals, and then has to play a best-of-three match.

Beating everyone else in the Second Chance Bracket was DJN, who'd been beaten by [personal profile] bunnyhugger earlier. DJN picked Foo Fighters, a potentially long-playing game, and won that. BJ picked Star Wars, very prone to being a long-playing game, and won that. DJN now picked Pulp Fiction, the retro-80s-style game, and won that, giving BJ a third-place B Division finish, and earning the right to take on [personal profile] bunnyhugger for finals.

If [personal profile] bunnyhugger won, the tournament was done, as DJN would have lost his second best-of-three match. If DJN won, they'd go on to a second best-of-three match. So he had to beat [personal profile] bunnyhugger in four games of the next six. Formidable.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger had pick of the first game, and finally used her chance to play Dungeons and Dragons, winning with --- I think she told me --- one of her best Town Celebration Multiballs ever. Then it was DJN's pick and he chose Deadpool, ordinarily a game [personal profile] bunnyhugger plays only under protest. But this time, Deadpool liked her better, and she swept DJN in this, finals for the B Division. She would be taking home yet another first-place division trophy.

This all wrapped up, of course, well before the A Division finished. I think it even wrapped up before the side tournament happened. It was about midnight when DMC finally beat RED, two games to one, to get into finals, and when FAE beat RED two games to one to win the Second Chance Bracket. At [personal profile] bunnyhugger's urging I went home to sleep, as I had to be up at 7 to be in to the office at 8 am. Already the bar staff was turning off games, as it was looking like a slow night and they'd want to be ready to close as soon as possible. (RED assured [personal profile] bunnyhugger it was fine to turn on games as they were needed, and yes, the staff was fine with that).

So here I leave behind the events that I witnessed, and move into hearsay from [personal profile] bunnyhugger. The event she most feared as that these two titans would play so long that the bar would close under them, foiling the entire point of restricting the A Division to eight players. They could manage it easily; if they split the wins right they could need to play six games and two hours is not really enough time for that. As it happened the first round was a 2-0 sweep, the shortest it could be. The catch is, it's FAE who won both Foo Fighters (a long-tending game) and John Wick (not generally, but a good player will spin it out a long while). If DMC had won the night would be over. Now, with FAE and DMC both having lost one best-of-three round they had to play one more, winner takes first.

And here DMC picked out the game [personal profile] bunnyhugger most dreaded coming into play: James Bond 007. If I can make a match on that game take 50 minutes imagine what two plausible candidates for state champion can do. But it didn't come out quite so long as that. And DMC won. FAE made a bold pick for the next game, Medieval Madness. Any good player can play this forever, but the best players never touch the game anymore because they know it inside out. And here ... again, DMC won, with some flourishes such as starting the rare four-ball Multiball Madness.

This all finished around 1:30 am, so there's a chance they missed Last Call. When I got home from the office [personal profile] bunnyhugger quizzed me on what I imagined happened and I was right in the main, with my biggest miss being I supposed DMC had picked Rush, a game he can play for longer than a Rush album. (In fact, DMC had picked Rush much earlier in the night, securing a win against JAB.) The important things, though, are that we got a winner and it didn't require stopping the match and picking up again sometime later.

Still, Saturday I did quip to someone that league finals just ended ``25 minutes ago'', and was believed until [personal profile] bunnyhugger explained I was just doing that thing again. Well, it could have happened if the bar opened early enough on Saturday.


You know what was open a much earlier Saturday, back in July? The Noah's Ark ride at Kennywood. Want to see how that developed from yesterday's pictures? Look on ...

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Huh. Wonder what a silhouette of animals leaving the Ark signifies in the Noah's Ark ride.


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Oh. We're done and back outside again.


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The new National Historic District sign for the Noah's Ark. The previous one didn't reflect Blackpool Pleasure Beach closing their Noah's Ark ride in favor of security theatrics.


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The Lucky Stand, unexplained survivor of the 1930s, did not have its National Historic District sign replaced, which I choose to believe is a sly joke on the park's part.


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What do you get to if you're going from the Noah's Ark past the Lucky Stand? Why, the Turtle, of course.


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The new National Historic District sign also reflects the loss of the other operating Tumble Bug. It's a little weird there isn't a modern version of the ride being made, unless the Tilt-a-Whirl is meant to take its place for rotary motion on hills.


Trivia: In the fall of 1818, the United States Treasury ordered the Bank of the United States to deliver three million dollars in gold to the French government, as payment towards the principal on the Louisiana Purchase (as specified by the 1803 purchase agreements). At the time the Bank had total specie of about two million dollars, and had to turn to the London credit markets for the remainder. Source: Wedding of the Waters: The Erie Canal and the Making of a Great Nation, Peter L Bernstein. The Bank would go on to demand hard money from its creditors, resulting in, among other things, the Panic of 1819, the United States's first home-grown depression.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books.

I did not the other day say anything about how [personal profile] bunnyhugger did. Let me rectify that. She started off bothered because the shrinking of A Division to eight people left her stranded in B. And, worse, near the top of B, where she would have to play perfectly just to preserve the position she had going in. And with the people going into finals seeded ninth through twelfth --- the serious players who were denied A --- attending this meant we had large B Division, eleven people, ten of whom would need to lose two best-of-three head-to-head matches before getting the big B Division trophy.

With an eleven-person head-to-head finals there were actually five people with first-round byes, [personal profile] bunnyhugger among them, a good leg up in getting through the five rounds to a final winner. Her first competition was against LE, one of the almost-healthy number of women we have in league this season. And [personal profile] bunnyhugger won in two matches straight, on games of Tron and Kiss that I didn't see because i was busy failing out.

Her next competition would be DJN, and not for the last time. Here [personal profile] bunnyhugger used The Beatles as her game pick --- every player could pick a game only once per night, part of the strategy of the tournament as a whole --- and had something terrible happen on ball three. Ordinarily, this ball starts with the game offering you the two-ball All My Loving multiball, which you can change away from if you make some weird, terrible mistake. But this time the game did not give her All My Loving; it started the third ball --- before she even plunged --- in one of the other, less lucrative modes. She called on me, as Assistant Tournament Director, for a ruling. Does she get compensation for the game malfunction here?

It pained me to, but I could not see how this was a major malfunction, the kind that earns someone an extra ball as compensation. Sometimes games will get tripped by something --- an errant switch, a spinner not done spinning, a drop target resetting on the wrong side of the new-player event --- and that's just too bad; it used to be really common on the Lord of the Rings table for player one (and only player one) to be cheated out of the chance to pick their mode, and Star Trek does it intermittently. So I had to say, despite it all, play on.

She was not happy at losing her multiball --- this despite her having a two-million-point lead already, on a game that two million points regularly wins on --- but acknowledged later that it was the correct ruling. She just wanted it on record in case it happened again, for example in the side tournament which was a one-game playoff on The Beatles.

And it happens that it did happen again. And it was in the side tournament. And guess who it happened to?

Yes, in one of those weird things that keeps happening, while [personal profile] bunnyhugger was away from the side tournament game taking care of some Finals business, what should have been her turn started with The Beatles ... apparently not being in any mode. The game has five songs, five modes, and there's always a flashing light to indicate which you're in or are going to start next. This time, there was nothing lit. And, I saw, one bank of drop targets had dropped. The drop targets should start each new ball raised up again. Whatever the exact problem was, it was surely related to this drop target dropping.

I warned [personal profile] bunnyhugger about it before she could start her ball, and yes, annoyingly, the ``play on'' ruling was the sensible one. And it turned out that the game started up All My Loving multiball anyway, just as if nothing were wrong. Still, the incident happening twice --- and getting a report of someone else it happened to, although not affecting the multiball selection --- was of interest to RED, who plays in league and repairs the games. Just hope the drop target information was a useful clue.

Anyway, after The Beatles troubles in the main tournament, B Division, [personal profile] bunnyhugger would go on to lose a game of John Wick to DJN. But then she picked Tales of the Arabian Nights for the tiebreaker game, and won that pretty nicely. She had got through two of the four rounds she would need to win the B Division.


So last time in pictures of Kennywood's Noah's Ark we were asked what happens if we Go That Way. Got your bets in for what's there? Here it is ...

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Ah, it's the part of a zebra that kicks you. Okay.


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Here's the part where you're slurped up into a beehive or maybe a bare holodeck, that's fun.


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And here [personal profile] c_eagle has a warning for us about a room that's even more disorienting than the rest of the place.


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Here we are! If this doesn't look terribly disorienting it's because you don't realize it has that 'mystery spot' illusion, where the room is appreciably off-level compared to the visual cues of the room so you feel like you're being pulled to the corner by some weirdly strong force.


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Couple of bright birds look on at your confusion.


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And now a quick jaunt through the time vortex.


Trivia: A 1427 Florentine law required every landholder or merchant to keep double-entry books for the state tax audit, the catasto. Records of these still survive. (Every good merchant also kept a libro segreto, the secret book for their eyes, with plausible-looking catastos for the state to audit.) Source: The Reckoning: Financial Accountability and the Rise and Fall of Nations, Jacob Soll.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books.

Have to interrupt narrative for breaking news. Last night we got some major, major storms in. Like, Motor City Furry Con weather. Severe storms were forecast for the night but the forecast kept getting bigger and more threatening as the weather approached.

About an hour before the storms were due [personal profile] bunnyhugger, worried about hail, asked my help in putting fleece blankets over her car. Cover is the way to minimize hail damage, after all, and while we lack a proper car cover or even enough of the heavy moving blankets that are ideal, the fleece we have for rabbit run areas would be better than nothing and probably adequate for pea-sized hail. While outside putting this on [personal profile] bunnyhugger worried what the neighbors would think and I assured her, they aren't looking and they don't care.

Later, the forecasts were for worse weather and hail maybe up to baseball size, and a couple bits of fleece won't help with that. What they might do is wick rainwater into her car interior, since they were pinched in the doorframe to tie them to the car. And that would lead to a mildew smell from the next forever. So, assuring [personal profile] bunnyhugger that it was dark and the neighbors would not see that we were undoing the work we had just done, we went back out to take the fleece off and discovered the neighbors had draped blankets over their better car too. I said ``This is going to start the weirdest feud with the neighbors.''

Still there was the question how to protect [personal profile] bunnyhugger's car. (I decided to just risk it, for my car, although I would park it way up in what I guessed would be the lee of the house.) She quipped about taking it to the vaguely creepy self-serve car wash to leave it under the overhang through the weather. I offered the Lansing Center, the convention center downtown with a large basement-level covered garage, where we always park for Silver Bells. After reassuring her I was in earnest, we went there, where her Insight and one cute sportscar were sitting out the storm, and drove back as the first raindrops were falling.

Then inside we got back to watching the weather, and the first cracks of lightning coming in. Also texts from JTK in Grand Rapids. About 11:30 the Emergency Alert System kicked in, including alarming my phone, with the word that we had a tornado warning and should shelter in the basement. [personal profile] bunnyhugger picked up Crystal's whole cage and moved the mouse downstairs to sit on the washing machine. I grabbed Athena from her cage and put her in the pet carrier where she sulked about what nonsense was this. After yanking out all the plugs of our electronics, including the RunDMD pinball clock, we sat in the basement watching weather maps and then the channel 6 live stream (their weather equipment was struggling to come back online after problems), and listened to lots of thunder and what might have been the tornado sirens never ending? Not sure.

But by a little past midnight things had settled down. We waited for the 12:15 expiration of the alarm anyway, and resolved to get some second chair that we could keep in the basement that would be okay enough. ([personal profile] bunnyhugger sat on a small stepstool.)

And with the promise of not much more happening I offered to drive [personal profile] bunnyhugger back to pick up her car, and this seemed better or at least cheaper than waiting until morning for it. (Even after midnight they charge $2 an hour.) This was ... not too bad going out. Lot of fallen branches, lot of trash bins knocked over, but we didn't pass anything too catastrophic. On the way back, a slightly different path because of the one-way street grid, we went past one blacked-out traffic light. And saw some pretty substantial-looking hail in the street, justifying [personal profile] bunnyhugger's caution even if it missed us by as much as three-quarters of a mile.

There was a lot of storm damage around town, not just the hail. Flipped 18-wheelers and a collapsed building on the westside. Trees falling through roofs, including one on a street nearby us. Possible tornadoes. Local weather people saying ``tornadic activity'' which I guess is a word but it sure sounds like it shouldn't be? Lot of power outages. I assume the only reason [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents haven't called to tell us they're okay is because their power is once again out and they're cell-phone-averse. But, no significant harm to us, apart from shorting my night's sleep a bit. Once again we've turned out lucky through all of this.


That said, let's enjoy a little more Kennywood photography. No storms, just sun and heat this time around.

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First room inside the Noah's Ark is a bunch of supplies, everything you need to survive forty days and nights of rain, like potatoes and wine and cats. Another bin offers 'skunks' and invites you to smell it.


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Tried my hand at photographing some of the darker showcases despite the boat rocking. So here's one of those river attractions. I can't make out what the feature is.


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You get a brief moment outside, so here's a look at the whale and the queue and the top of that ice cream stand that's not there anymore.


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Back inside here now. You can see a bunch of rabbits, Noah's Wife, and Dr Zaius.


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And here's some kangaroos. Not Kenny, probably.


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Hmm, well, this sign looks inviting. Wonder what might be there? The answer should come tomorrow!


Trivia: Famous Funnies' Heroic Comics adapted the story of 13-year-old Lansing resident Hugh Decker's rescue of his seven-year-old brother Theodore from the Grand River. Source: The Bicentennial History of Ingham County, Michigan, Ford Stevens Ceasar. I must note that I can't find this issue in Heroic Comics, though it's possible they published it under a fake name. There's a lot of stories of rescuing kids from rivers there. Like, the September 1950 issue has stories of kids rescuing another from the Gooden Creek in Vassar, Michigan, which turns out to be a place that exists, and the Aberjona River in Aberdeen, Massachusetts, and at least three stories of grabbing kids out of frozen rivers or ponds. There is a story in the May 1951 issue of a kid saving his brother Teddy on the Grand River (Adrift In A Rowboat, page 45), but the other names are different.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books.

It's been a week of found comedy on my humor blog. Please, enjoy reading some.


Now it's time for some more Kennywood pictures; enjoy.

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View out from the carousel pavilion, with the restored Kangaroo in nice, convenient view.


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Kennywood has reintroduced the 1970s mascot Jeeters, although a lot of the use has been stuff like this, bars that take the place of midway games.


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And now to Thunderbolt! They repainted the Thunderbolt mural and like everyone we were worried about replacing a classic old one with whatever modern concept they'd have. And this is ... you know, not bad. I do like its kiddie-psychedelic-show-of-about-1970 vibe. Haven't found a hidden George Washington yet but at least Kenny Kangaroo there is doing the classic Pat Lawlor Mysterious Button pose with his right hand.


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Kennywood had new National Historic District signs last year, replacing ones that dated to .. not sure when. I believe the text was mostly copied over, but I'll have to go find older pictures to be absolutely sure.


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The park has also added a digital wait-time sign to many of the rides. I'm not fond of line-cutting schemes, but wait estimates are nice to have.


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Ride operator trying to manage a very busy crowd or, based on his open mouth and single outreached arm, about to break into his big show-stopping musical number.


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Looking back from the Thunderbolt platform at the infield, with the T logo in flowers. That's the area where years ago we saw some rabbits and we never stop looking to see if there's rabbits again.


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The one thing [personal profile] bunnyhugger most wanted at Kennywood was their Double Header cone, the square ice cream coated in chocolate. And then we got there and this baffling sign gave us horrible news. The situation is odd and the explanation seems to make less sense than no explanation at all. It seems to imply ice cream cone manufacture is seasonal, which all right I guess that's fine, but why would they stop in the summer season? If the factory burned down or the company went bankrupt or something that would make sense but then why not say that? Everyone can understand ``factory out of operation, sorry''. How does this cone situation happen?


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Kennywood had one of the first Kiddielands in any park, and they even have some rides that have been there since their Kiddieland opened in the late 1920s.


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There are a couple of midway games left. In the backdrop of one of them are these Skee-Ball patents. Note this is the original Skee-Ball design, without the controversial targets on the left and right side up top.


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This ice cream stand here had its top catch fire in April 2024, just before opening day. Nobody was hurt and the stand stayed open.


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Well, guess it's Noah's Ark time again. Let's go get swallowed by a whale for some reason!


Trivia: In 1807 Johann Schroeter reported the asteroid Pallas showed regular changes in its brightness, with changes of light intensity visible after only forty minutes. Its brightness in fact does not change appreciably to human eyes in that short a while, but the report that asteroids rotate was correct. Source: Asteroids, Clifford J Cunningham.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books mostly picked up on Free Comic Book Day, although some of them I paid for.

Three weeks ago the 22nd season of the Lansing Pinball League had its eighth and final regular-season meeting. Yesterday being the second Tuesday in May it was time for finals. This season the top, A, division was shrunk from its ``half of all eligible members'' to ``eight people'' in the hope of having finals that could wrap up by the time the bar closed at 2 am. One consequence: while I finished in A again, I was one of the two weak links. Not much hope of advancement, unless I got lucky and some of the real power players had bad nights. But that does happen, so, while I was up against FAE in the right round of the double-elimination tournament, it wasn't absurd to think I could win.

In fact, the first game --- The Addams Family --- bode well for the night. FAE put up a major lead on the second ball, managing to get the high-scoring modes of Hit Cousin Itt and The Mamushka going simultaneously, as well as getting some nice extra five-million-point shots on the Swamp and Thing and such. But my second ball I managed to get a good rhythm going of shoot the ramp, start a mode, and even collected a big points payout in Fester's Tunnel Hunt, a mode I never do anything with. In the end I caught up to FAE, on the bonus of my last ball, and took a surprise-to-me win. Good start for the night.

As loser of the first match FAE got to pick the next game, and chose The Beatles, which you'd think would be a gift to me. It's one of my favorite games and I'm one of the few who regularly plays it. I can almost anytime put up two to three million points, often enough to win a head-to-head match. Except. The Beatles was also the side tournament game that I played before finals started, in a group with FAE, and they'd seen something horrible: I didn't have it today. Sometimes you just don't have the timing right on a game, and I did not have The Beatles right, at least not soon enough, and played a lousy game in the side tournament. I would do the same here, putting up a better game but still not breaking two million, not enough to win.

So my pick of third, tiebreaking game. I'd been thinking of Cactus Canyon, but chose instead Metallica, a game that usually treats me well. Based on FAE's first two balls, I made a good choice as they were not doing very well getting a game together. Unfortunately, neither was I; it took me to the third ball to get the Sparky Multiball going, and that's usually something I can get ball one. When I finished there was still a slender hope that FAE might have a poor ball, but they didn't, and they won and knocked me into the Loser Second Chance Bracket.

After a while I got my first opponent in the Second Chance Bracket: BMK, who by the way is one of the 700 highest-ranked players worldwide, these days. BMK chose The Simpsons Pinball Party, which left me feeling pretty good; this is another game that I often do well on. I'd need luck on my side, but not outrageous fortune. BMK broke six million points on the first ball, while I didn't get more than a half-million, but that's not an insurmountable difference. No; insurmountable is the 35 million points he put up on the second ball, and topped on ball three with another twenty million. It would require the best ball I had ever had, better even than the killer game I had on The Simpsons at Pinburgh in 2017, to catch up. But I put up that killer game on The Simpsons on a Pinburgh-grade tournament and Lansing Pinball League has much more forgiving tables. Well, I managed to beat the replay score, at least, but didn't come near BMK's finish.

So my pick, and I needed something I could win on. Or at least would have fun playing on. I picked James Bond, maybe the only modern Stern Pinball game that I can seriously compete with the likes of BMK on; somehow, I just know it. Except this time around I seemed unable to even make the skill shot, putting up ten million points in two balls while BMK got to around 350 million.

And with one ball to save myself from elimination, and the need to do four things --- start a Villain mode, start Jetpack Multiball, start Bird One Multiball, and then start the James Bond 007 mini-wizard mode --- what else was there to do but not lose the ball? (The mini-wizard mode also requires starting a Henchman mode, but I had managed that, and fortunately it doesn't require finishing the mode.) And the funny thing is, I managed it. Got a Villain going, brought Jetpack Multiball into that. Got a Q Mission going, which isn't necessary but can give you a bunch of points. Got the Bird One Multiball going. Along the way sometimes I got playfield multipliers going and turned the points I was earning into double or triple what it would have been. I had a lousy James Bond 007 mini-wizard mode but, you know? That didn't matter. I put up over a half-billion points that ball, and got a 200 million point lead on BMK that he'd have to make up on one ball. Not bad.

Well, dear reader, he did it. The clutch performance that got me a half-billion points was a good one, and let me salvage some pride out of my night's performance. But I was knocked out of the tournament, first one in A Division, and would finish in the bottom of the bracket. Some seasons are like that.


Here's a different season --- last summer --- and some more Kennywood pictures, from the old owners.

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As a Saturday in late July it was busy at Kennywood and here's how busy: the carousel queue ran past a full ride cycle. Those grand carousels have enormous ride capacity --- a typical one can fit something like 496 people at once --- so when you have more people than can fit on at once you've got a lot of people in the park.


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Tracking shot of the tiger in motion. Despite this being a very bright noontime picture there's some effective blur.


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And here we are getting ready to ride the carousel or, as you see while on the ride, views of lots of rear ends.


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Or you can get side-eyed by the horse looking back at you and totally not judging you.


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Nice look back at one of the horses. Note the face in the breastplate there.


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And a more usual side view of the animals.


Trivia: A letter from Pope Leo X to the English court, in 1514, appealing for astronomers or theologians to advise on calendare reform, included the lamentation that ``Jews and heretics'' were laughing at the flawed Christian calendar. No reply from the English monarchy is recorded, and Leo sent three more letters on the topic which are archived. Source: The Calendar: The 5000-Year Struggle to Align the Clock with the Heavens --- And What Happened to the Missing Ten Days, David Ewing Duncan.

Currently Reading: The Greatest Invention: A History of the World in Nine Mysterious Scripts, Silvia Ferrara.

What's Going On In Dick Tracy? Who Put That Guy's Wallet in the Collection Box? February - May 2025 are the questions on everyone's minds today. Meanwhile, as I hopefully play out the last rounds of pinball league finals, more on that to come, please enjoy a dozen Kennywood pictures.

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I'm not sure that the posters, for 'team members and kangaroos only', blocking the windows here are new.


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The signs boasting about a high ranking in the USA Today Reader's Choice polls are new, though. Little surprised Phantom's Revenge rated higher than Thunderbolt or Jackrabbit but, all right. I have no idea who the person posing for me is.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger snagging a picture of the giant roses with hidden musical speakers.


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And the exciting moment of emerging from the tunnel beneath the highway into Kennywood Proper!


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The Kennywood Arrow and promise Always A Good Time was a new feature and looks nice.


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Laffin' Sal, out in front of the mine ride. I believe we failed to find her when we visited for KennyCon 2023.


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Coffee stand here --- 1898 is when Kennywood dates its opening as an amusement park --- with a steaming-cup-of-coffee prop.


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The statue of George Washington, in front of the kangaroo ride.


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Did I mention it was a blisteringly hot day, to the point they actually rigged up sprinklers to reduce people's heat stroke.


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Looking into the Parkside Cafe, which has been around since like 1899, and a look at the stained-glass Kennywood panorama they have there.


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And here's Kennywood's Grand Carousel, from 1927.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger takes a moment to salute the Dentzel carousel.


Trivia: In 1682 Christiaan Huygens got funding from the Dutch East India Company to work with Dutch clockmaker Johannes van Ceulen on a pendulum-based marine timekeeper. After trials on the Zuiderzee and (by 1690) two trips to the Cape of Good Hope the company withdrew funding, and the project ceased. Source: Ingenious Pursuits: Building the Scientific Revolution, Lisa Jardine.

Currently Reading: The Greatest Invention: A History of the World in Nine Mysterious Scripts, Silvia Ferrara.

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Yesterday, as Mother's Day, we spent with the nearest available mother, [personal profile] bunnyhugger's. Not to worry, I did call my mother in some spare time and learn that the church she volunteers for and kind of runs has only got temporary pictures of the new Pope up. They hope to have the official pictures soon. Also she's making progress in her bridge ranking and needs only a few more Masters Points and Silver Points to reach the next level, with the twist being that Silver Points are only available at a couple select events, which fortunately are coming up this month.

But to the parents we were with. [personal profile] bunnyhugger's mother insisted on making dinner, grilled cheese, and while I'd rather she didn't go to that work on a day in principle celebrating her, I also like the grilled cheeses she makes. She's good at getting the cheese melted in a way I'm not. And her father, after interrogating me about whether I'd ever read Modesty Blaise --- having forgotten that he gave me two collections of Modesty Blaise books --- disappeared into the other room a minute and then gave me a third.

He also, on hearing again that we have a spring-based kitchen scale that can measure in either grams or ounces, offered a counter-balance scale that he took out and explained he had just found it recently while looking for something else. He also discovered, from looking at pictures of eBay sellers, that the scale was missing a leg, so while we were out walking the dog, he constructed a replacement out of popsicle sticks or something. And then, after that, decided he didn't like that and made a new set. I reflected how we were probably fortunate that he didn't have a 3D printer.

After dinner [personal profile] bunnyhugger got out the new campaign roleplaying game, from the designer of Mice and Mystics. This is Aftermath, animals working on a colony and their own side projects in a world where all humans have mysteriously vanished, within the lifetime of a guinea pig. The catch is that the designer of Mice and Mystics has not the slightest idea how to explain his rules. The always slow parts of playing your first couple rounds were even slower and more confusing than should have been. Not helping matters is that, for example, some of the cards you're dealt have a little shield on them, and the more defensive characters have a symbol on their character card with a little shield on them. So how do you defend against an attack? Is it based on what shields you have and can put together? No, it is not! And there's other little ``do you know how to communicate with people?'' design issues, for example that the symbol for ``range'' for ranged weapons means different things for players and enemies.

After a couple go-rounds and some false starts we were getting the bugs worked out and almost had our first encounter done. But also by that time [personal profile] bunnyhugger's mother was anxious that we get going lest I get to bed too late for work in the morning (I got to bed on time) and her father was anxious lest we not eat overly large slices of key lime pie. So we ended up ditching the session, I'm confident one round of play before beating at least the first page. Hopefully we'll get it together for next time we play.

And that was our Mother's Day.


New event on the photo roll. What's the next thing we did? You'll get a strong hint from the establishing shot here ...

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As the picture of [personal profile] bunnyhugger putting on sunscreen tells you, it's an amusement park trip! But what amusement park is there even in frame, much less one that has an escalator at the parking lot?


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There it is, well down the valley: Kennywood! Phantom's Revenge is the tall coaster on the left; Steel Curtain, the non-operational roller coaster on the right.


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And yes, I tried doing a panorama of the valley from our position in the second level of parking lot.


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We didn't remember the escalator to the parking lot. Turns out no, they replaced the ski lift --- which we never saw operating but which was, in principle, a Kennywood ride you didn't need to enter the park to take --- after 2019.


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Did I mention it was a Saturday and those are always busy days at amusement parks? Because it was a Saturday and that's always a busy day at amusement parks.


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There's the carousel sculpture that's been the signature element of the entrance of Kennywood's chain's amusement parks --- as of when this photo was taken. Since then, the Kennywood chain was bought up by Dollywood's owners, so who knows how things have changed?


Trivia: Jack Pepper (1902 - 1979) was a juvenile comedian who worked vaudeville as a fresh-faced college boy singing a falsetto ``St Louis Blues''. He worked in movies starting in 1929 (Metro Movietone Ruvue #4) and continuing through the 1970s in minor parts. He also had bit roles in seven of the Hope-Crosby-Lamour ``Road'' pictures. Source: The Encyclopedia of Vaudeville, Anthony Slide.

Currently Reading: The Greatest Invention: A History of the World in Nine Mysterious Scripts, Silvia Ferrara.

Other things done at Kennywood. One was getting to the Old Mill ride, which the updated National Historic District sign explained had been named Panama Canal, Fairyland Floats, and Garfield's Nightmare at different points in its history. Never the Tunnel of Love, though, though it is the sort of ride they're talking about when an old-time cartoon talks about a Tunnel of Love. The ride's post-Garfield scenery is a bunch of funny scenes, centered on the mischief of the troublemaking skeleton shown outside and that you're warned up front to watch for. Also appearing: a lot of skunks, and jokes about skunks, for example, with the skeleton robbing a bank by pointing a skunk at the teller and waring this is a stink-up. The skeleton and skunk get appearances on the Old Mill sign, as does an opossum that I guess shows up a couple places? They're under-applying the opossum, I think. Also in the graveyard scene I noticed a tombstone for G. Nightmare; I'll have to try and see sometime if they have markers for other rides that are gone or re-themed.

And while [personal profile] bunnyhugger took her daily half-hour walk around the park, I took the chance to ride something I'd always wanted to. Not their Windseeker; Kennywood doesn't have one. But it has got the Aero 360, this rigid-pendulum swing ride that, unlike Cedar Point's SkyHawk, goes all the way upside-down, and past that. [personal profile] bunnyhugger has preemptively declined the offer to ride this, so, why not split up for a half-hour? Turns out Aero 360's arrows are three seats across in a row, a peculiar number considering how many people go to the park in groups. I guess they figure some folks aren't going to be able to talk their partner in. You sit down in rows alternating forward and back, so you're facing someone else. In my case, a pair of adults were talking with the three kids, not part of their group, about what they'd been riding and what they liked and what their favorite coasters were. Bunch of nice things said about The Phantom's Revenge. And the ride is fun, although it does take a bit longer at the top of the swing than I expected, so you get the sensation of being ready to drop out of your seat. I liked it but [personal profile] bunnyhugger wishes to nope out of this even more. She did suggest I could go on the Black Widow --- without her --- if I wanted, but I didn't feel like it enough to get over there.

One thing we could hardly go to Kennywood without riding was the Turtle, of course, which the new National Historic District sign notes is the last of its kind, ever since the guy who burned down Conneaut Lake Park wrecked the Tumble Bug. The sign also gave a bit more of the ride's history than the old one had, explaining that the ride had picked up the Turtle theme in the late 40s, when the sixth car of the train was added to the ride. And, despite some fears the ride did still have ``turtle, turtle'' callouts, although from a prerecorded loop (including bits of the Turtle Club meme from the unseen film The Master of Disguise) rather than the operator cutting in when they liked.

Prerecorded loops also played a role at another of Kennywood's signature and unique rides, the Kangaroo. This, last of the flying-coaster rides (it's a flat ride, cars going around in a circle) plays a cartoony boing noise as a car goes off the elevated ramp that gives the ride its point and name. But it's clearly triggered by the wheels of the car going over a sensor, rather than the operator's whimsy. Occasionally it does a multiple boinging instead of the single boing, and I didn't catch any pattern there. That might be something the operator sets off now and then, although it might also be the thing is just programmed to set it boinging after 2d4 cars go past.

But there was still disappointment, one so great that we were stunned not to have been warned by outcries and wailings from the roller coaster groups. The one thing we wanted absolutely to eat at the park was their square ice cream, a box of ice cream stuffed into a double-headed ice cream cone and covered with a chocolate shell and sprinkles or nuts. Topped with a cherry, or two if the cashier likes you, or five if you're JTK and unafraid to ask for more. But when we got to the Golden Nugget, the line for square ice cream was nonexistent, and the cashiers were sitting around bored. There was horrible news. According to a sign on the building, the company that makes their double-header cones ``ceased production on them earlier this year'' and ``until production begins again this fall'' they don't have square dip cones. They were offering chocolate dipped cheesecake instead. We didn't have it. It doesn't look like anyone else was having it either. Also, the heck with this story? I would get the cone maker closing down, but how does an ice cream cone manufacturer shut down for the summer months? I would get that if, like, their factory had caught fire or something had forced them to suspend production but surely Kennywood's sign would have said production stopped because of a fire or a bankruptcy or something more convincing than just ``we stopped making ice cream cones for Ice Cream Cone Season''.

And there were delights too. Particularly, one of the kiosks nearby the Golden Nugget was selling ``nostalgic items'' with what looked like stuff left over in the stockroom. Things like coffee mugs with their 2020 ``A Year Like No Other'' logo. Or books of park history or even other park histories, such as a book about the closing years of West View Park, Pittsburgh's other amusement park, sunk in the late 70s when Kennywood was surging. Or a bunch of posters with what looked like concept art, either actually used for old shirts or posters or such, or alternate designs turned down for whatever reason. Exterminator with a different, more menacing-looking mutant rat. Steel Phantom looking more Doctor Doom-y than the Phantom they used. Another Exterminator poster with a fake Arnold Schwarzenegger promising ``You'll Be Back!'' A cute t-shirt of Kenny Kangaroo and a bunch of plushes as ``Kenny and Friends'', the words spelled out in letter blocks.

We didn't get anything there, but, by, I wonder if we should have. I did go back near the end of the day but they'd already closed up the kiosk, and we're not likely to be back this season. Maybe I'll nag one of my suspiciously large number of Pittsburgh-area friends. Maybe we'll go back next year and hope we get lucky. Kennywood is a lucky place, after all.


We're getting nearer the end of our day at Bronner's, but we're not quite there yet ...

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Hey, look at that star! It's your very own The More You Know ... ready for you to bring home!


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger posing in front of the Santa display near the front of the building. Looking sharp, right?


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Here you get to see her wondering why I'm taking the picture from the wrong angle! It's to get a better view of the reindeer's face.


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The entry hall has this meeting point, one of several, and it does pretty well show you what to expect within.


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Outside they show off lighting displays too, and they shine best by night.


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Here's candles and the outlines of trees, or else stars that are shooting Force Lightning down to the ground. Who is to say, really?


Trivia: Though the International Date Line is generally regarded as being created by the International Meridian Conference in 1884, no date line is mentioned in the resolutions of the conference. That the resolutions stipulate defining longitude as measuring up to 180 degrees east or west implicitly defines a dateline at the line opposite the Greenwich meridian. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel.

Currently Reading: Michigan History, July/August 2024, Editor Sarah Hamilton.