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And then after saying (WATCH THIS SPACE) a week ago I forgot to follow up with what to watch for. I had mentioned in talking about Steel Vengeance how many people fail to have nice secure pockets that keep their belongings, like keys or a cell phone or such. But I'm a cargo shorts/cargo pants guy, so I have these lovely capacious pockets that have velcro or button or snaps to close them securely.

Well, the pants I was wearing also had a small problem, a tear along the side of one of the pockets. It had been a tiny and stable problem for so long I wasn't sure that it wasn't somehow by design. And then, on this most wonderful day of roller-coaster-riding at Cedar Point, the side came open. I discovered this when my camera fell out of my pocket and into the roller coaster's car floor. Fortunately not anywhere I couldn't find, although locating the black bag in the shadow of the seat was as easy as you'd think.

The astounding thing is what ride we were on. It was Iron Dragon, a suspended coaster and the smoothest, gentlest ride the park has. It's a bit like having your pants tear open on the Antique Autos ride. On the one hand, if it must break on something, much better it break on the ride least likely to drop my camera overboard. (Iron Dragon is so gentle that, at least it used to be, if you won a giant stuffed animal at a midway game you were supposed to take it on the ride with you.)

Rearranging my load to handle being down one pocket was annoying, but nothing too serious. I worried without limit about my keys, but they stayed where they were supposed to, and you can see that by how I don't have an anecdote about the troubles driving home.

The tailor that I went to to get some clothes repaired years ago shifted to doing only wedding-dress-repairs now. Not sure who else in town can patch a pocket like that. (We have a sewing machine but not the knowledge of how to do this particular repair.)


With that postscript to my Cedar Point trip report I also bring the last pictures of Sylvan Beach Amusement Park.

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I hope someone told the Giant Slide operator that the night was over and she could go home.


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You know, if it wasn't for the commute ...


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Behind the Fun Slide are a bunch of spaces that aren't part of the park; the Rock-o-Plane in the background is about the spot where we entered. I'm not sure what park attraction the green light is. Plausibly it's the top of the Bomber?


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Bumper Boats put away for the night a little more orderly than the Bumper Cars are.


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And there's the Rock-O-Plane, with the Galaxi shut down behind it.


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Cute little sign explaining the Rock-O-Plane and how you can choose your ride on it.


Trivia: By 1936 Germany owed Poland forty million złotys in railway fees for transportation across the Corridor, uncollectible. (Germany, having its own currency crisis, did offer to pay in goods, rather than cash.) Source: A Low Dishonest Decade: The Great Powers, Eastern Europe, and the Economic Origins of World War II, 1930 - 1941, Paul N Hehn.

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer.

My father's youngest sister --- she's only fifteen years older than me --- has gotten worse. She's been in a nursing home since 2019, and recently contracted Covid-19. Though that's, according to the tests, cleared from her system, she has got pneumonia from it and isn't responding to treatment. My father and his other sister have the plans in place, in case she does die --- the ill sister had arrangements made long ago --- and it includes, if needed, a memorial service held when all the people directly involved will be available, rather than necessarily something the week after she dies. And, my father notes, his sister has somehow made it through worse conditions than this, in her hard-lived past, and I suppose so, be she was younger then and had gone through fewer of these things. And the medical system was less hollowed out from years of a pandemic we stopped trying to manage two years ago.

In other depressing news, the job interview for today that a recruiter set up, after a series of four hundred phone calls that should have been LinkedIn chats on Friday, didn't happen. I don't understand why not but they weren't ready for me and aren't sure when they will be. I'm not one to turn down work but as prospects go this seemed like a dubious one since the top item on their list of requirements was 'experience with point-of-sale systems' and the only experience I have with them is buying stuff. I last worked a register in 1990, at the waffle cone stand in Great Adventure, for crying out loud.

The recruiter still thinks I'm a good candidate since they have mid-level programmer positions and I have a lot of C# experience to balance my lack of POS experience. My mother thinks I'm looking for excuses to fail this interview and I don't see how being aware what parts I'm completely unqualified for hurts me. I'm not going to bring it up to them and I'll minimize it as much as I can if and when I do interview, but, like, this was the top item on their list. I don't care what the twelfth item on their Requirements list is because they don't even remember what it is, but the top items matter. I'll apply to anything where I satisfy three of the top four items but I am now on week 53 of unemployment.

Anyway. There's two other recruiters who've found separate jobs with the State of Michigan that I'd be qualified for, but I've been through a couple rounds of trying at the State of Michigan with nothing to show for it either.


Though Sylvan Beach was closed by now we were still walking around the park and getting pictures in, and you're going to see and enjoy them! I hope!

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The Tilt-A-Whirl, which somehow we missed going on at all even though an older machine like that could be ... really any kind of ride whatsoever, no telling what. Could be the most intense spinning madness outside early Space Race tests of dubious value leaving you dizzy for weeks to come, could be the rotational equivalent of a water fountain with insufficient pressure.


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Raised floral planter that's next to the Bumper Cars.


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And here are the bumper cars, put to bed for the night.


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The Kiddie Whip ride, which isn't anywhere near the Kiddieland area. Notice in the background they've rotated the Bomber but still seem to be working on it.


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The Gift Shop closed up. They didn't have a T-shirt that I could find, a pity; I got some Sylvan Beach postcards, at least.


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I hope that ride operator didn't forget to turn off the Laffland lights on our account.


Trivia: The 1947, Geneva, round of the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade talks, resulted in 45 thousand reductions in bilateral tariffs, covering a fifth of the world's trade. Source: A Splendid Exchange: How Trade Shaped the World, William J Bernstein.

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer.

Thank you, dear [personal profile] bunnyhugger.


I put off doing a Reading the Comics post on my mathematics blog again because I found the chance to talk about drawing stuff instead. Here's the recent set of posts from there, if you missed my RSS feed.


A handful more pictures here of Sylvan Beach nestling in for the night. The rides are closed but we're still hanging around.

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Carello's Arcade closing up for the night, a nice counterpart to their opening for the evening (seen earlier).


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Somehow that's my only photo of the main ticket booth! The midway games place with the weirdly dated posters is just out of frame to the right here.


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On the left, an ice cream shop; the right, a pizza place we didn't eat at. The Sylvan Beach carousel, Galaxi coaster, and Rotor are down this aisle and closing up for the night.


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And ... oh! Something or other going on with the Bomber. We watched them doing some kind of maintenance trying to get things going. I really hope it's not my lost pens causing all the trouble.


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It seems serious. They would start the machinery up to move the cars a bit again, but I don't know whether they got the problem sorted out.


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I don't think that guy was just planning to hit the ride with that stick until it wasn't broken anymore, since if we've learned anything from Roller Coaster Tycoon it's that you fix rides by having the mechanic punch the exit gate.


Trivia: During World War I, under federal pressure, the steel industry adopted the eight hour day ... nominally. In practice, this meant paying workers time-and-a-half for the last four hours of a routine twelve-hour shift. Source: Behemoth: The History of the Factory and the Making of the Modern World, Joshua B Freeman.

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer.

I got the Secretary of State's invitation to renew my license plate last month. I'd held off figuring I might make the hundred-plus dollar expense after I got a job but since that's never going to happen, decided to do it ahead of my birthday (the deadline) for once. At the automated booth, I scanned my renewal form and the screen told me my plate could not be renewed and they would send me a new one. While I cancelled that out it left me with the question: the heck is going on?

So, when I had the time, I made an appointment and went in-person. A person was able to explain the matter: my plate --- which I'd gotten back in August 2012, for my now-dead Scion --- was now too old to remain on the road, and I had to replace it. It used to be plates could stay on a car, or sequence of cars, until they were too rusted or illegible. Now the rule is ten years, turns out.

Since I had to get a new plate anyway I asked if I could get one of the Water - Winter - Wonderland plates. These are nice blue plates with a style evocative of Michigan's 1970s plates. That is not specifically nostalgic for me, but I like the classic, simple look of them. (And New Jersey plates of the 1980s were yellow text on blue backgrounds, so that does have a bit of nostalgia.) The annual renewal tags go on the lower right side of the plate, something the Secretary of State person warned me about.

There's a small issue getting it on that I'm resolved not to worry too much about. The Prius has two holes for the plate, of course. But for one of them the ... core ... that the licence plate screw goes into isn't secure. It spins around freely meaning, among other things, it's impossible to take the current screw off. This was something mentioned when the dealer transferred my plate from the Scion to the Prius last year and that I wasn't hyperfocusing on. But now ... you know, I don't like that there's just the one screw holding my plate on, even if that should be sufficient. And that panel of my car isn't metal, so I can't, like, use a strip of magnetic tape to give the plate a better hold. I'm not sure if there is a good solution that doesn't involve taking apart the hatch panels, which I'm not going to pay for before I have a job and restore my savings.


Now for a touch more of Sylvan Beach Amusement Park. Night has fallen so you know there must be an end to these pictures sometime soon!

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger wondering how I suddenly got to be twelve feet tall to take this picture. It's a secret!


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Crazy Dazy, the teacup-like ride that's a great spinning ride.


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Snap of the Himalaya ride in motion, at night. It gives a slightly okay view of the dated art package, which looks so very 70s Ski Lodge. And, of course, features the Powerful H.


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Not quite sure what's going on but it looks like crew cleaning up something around the Tip-Top ride, which you can see is adjacent to Crazy Dazy.


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And now we're back to Galaxi for our last ride of the night! The ride operator was getting to know us by now.


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Sylvan Beach's carousel, and the ride operator looking to see if there's any last riders coming.


Trivia: Before the 1st of January, 1950, Japanese people respected the custom of declaring children to be one year old at birth, and increasing their age with the New Year's, rather than the anniversary of their birth. Source: Pacific: Silicon Chips and Surfboards, Coral Reefs and Atom Bombs, Brutal Dictators, Fading Empires, and the Coming Collision of the World's Superpowers, Simon Winchester. (So, like, people with late-December birthdays would have nearly two full years at the same 'age'.)

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer.

We would not only ride roller coasters our little extra day at Cedar Point, but it came close. For one we rode the train from the front of the park back to Frontiertown; Cedar Point has five actual steam locomotives; trainspotters keep watch on what's running and are mighty excited when it's a three-train day or one of the rarer ones come into service. The Myron H was the train running that day, for us.

We also got a ride on the Kiddie Kingdom Carousel, partly as it has the most significance to [personal profile] bunnyhugger but also as a favor. Someone in a Facebook group she's in wanted reference photos of one of the horses. This seemed like it should have been easy enough but it turns out a half-dozen horses match the description [personal profile] bunnyhugger had. She took pictures of all that she could, in-between kids running onto and off the horses, but who knows if the desired horse was among them, besides [personal profile] bunnyhugger.

An unexpected event happened on the carousel. During the safety spiel the ride operator said that this was one of the few rides where persons wanting to take pictures were allowed to use their phones or cameras during the ride. This is new and very different. To the best of our knowledge the only ride this was explicitly allowed on was the train, although it's hard to imagine people on the Sky Ride or the Ferris Wheel don't. We tried to guess what the meaning was for this, a rule that's changed for the Kiddie Kingdom carousel since our visit in June. Possibly they're thinking that if they allow phones on some rides they can hold the line against phones on the seriously risky rides, like any of the roller coasters? [personal profile] bunnyhugger used this rare liberty to get pictures of the world in motion around the ride, and of me on the ride. I somehow failed to take any pictures, as though we hadn't been told this was okay.

An even more wonderful thing almost happened while we were walking the Frontier Trail. Among its features is a 'historical' farm that's mostly a petting zoo, and that has slowly drifted away from showing animals that might have been on a 19th century Ohio farm into things that are cute and pettable. [personal profile] bunnyhugger went into talking about the absurdity of this and how what they ought to have is a turkey and how she wants to pet the knobly head of a turkey. And then I pointed to the turkey she hadn't noticed walking free within the farm area.

The turkey showed little fear of people, as you'd expect from a petting zoo animal, but also a desire not to be handled by them. [personal profile] bunnyhugger spent a while crouched down and trying to draw closer to the bird. She was able even to brush his back and feel the strange silkiness of his feathers. But the turkey was not going to let her touch his head, not on so casual an acquaintance. Still, she got much closer than she's ever done before, and I wonder if --- given, like, a half-hour and maybe a cup of feed --- a turkey might be coaxed into allowing a brief pet of his head, or at least neck. Maybe sometime.

At the end of the night our last ride was to be GateKeeper, the wonderful, smooth wing coaster that we know [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents would like, if it were humanly possible to coax them into riding it. (It's quite smooth without losing any of its thrill.) Our last ride would also, according to the ride operator, be the last ride for the train dispatcher, whom he claimed was leaving her job now. So everyone gave a round of applause since, why would we not?

Very happy ride and a great close to the night and then ... our train just sat, at the braking area, for what seemed a very long while. I'm not positive what happened but on the other side of the track --- the coaster seats are put on either side of the track, making it a 'wing coaster' --- it looked like operators were mopping and sweeping. My supposition is that someone got sick and there was cleanup needed, but given where we were we couldn't see for sure, and couldn't hear anything for sure. If I had remembered the name of the just-retired train dispatcher I'd have called for getting her back, she seemed to have none of this kind of trouble.

After the ride finally let us go, we did a bit of shopping for Squishmallowes and [personal profile] bunnyhugger would get a lovely ValRavn doll; it's got this crown that's just adorable. We would also finally make good on the resolution hours ago to get some ice cream, so that our departure was a fair bit after the 8 pm we resolved on, but still, not too bad. Had we not had every teenager in Maumee, Ohio, ahead of us in line at the Speedway we might well have got home by midnight.

It was a fantastic day. They don't make them like that anymore.


Now here's a bit more of Sylvan Beach, from the extra hour we didn't know we were going to get at the end of that sweet day.

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Rotor, seen illuminated for the night, from the Galaxi platform. Just gorgeous and I'm only sorry the ride wasn't running that day.


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Ride operator overseeing the operation of Tip-Top. The employee shirt reads on the back 'My Job Is Amuse-Ing - Sylvan Beach'. (The company )


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I managed to get a tracking shot of one car spinning around on the spinning platform and it came out nearly right!


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The Bomber, the Roll-o-Plane ride, that we would use our unexpected last hour to ride and, I believe, lose my pen and my backup pen.


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Getting a photo of Laffland as it turns off lights for the night. And then --- you see the operator there, on the left, behind [personal profile] bunnyhugger?


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He turned the bottom lights back on so we could get a couple night photographs in. It's ... kind to do but I'm not sure it makes that great a difference.


Trivia: In 1906 there were two vaudeville houses in Detroit, the Crystal and the Temple. By 1921, when the city population grew to 993,739, there were five: the Temple, Columbia, La Salle Garden, Miles Regent, and Palace. Source: The Encyclopedia of Vaudeville, Anthony Slide.

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer. OK, sorry, this does blow my mind a little: the digit sequence 111 divides the sequence 10101 whatever base you write those numbers in. (That is, base two, 7 divides 21; base three, 13 divides 91; base 10, one hundred eleven divides ten thousand one hundred and one; etc.) The digit sequence 11 divides the sequence 10101 only in base two (where 3 divides 21). And yeah, yeah, this comes eventually out of the flexagon stuff but I still don't care about flexagons.

This was a week of comic strip news on my humor blog, some of it silly, some of it informative, some of it choking back disbelieve because Funky Winkerbean is not just somehow being like that but has managed to be even more like that than it's been already and should really stop. To recap:


That's as much exasperation at Funky Winkerbean, which should be apologizing to its audience, as we need for now. Here's a half-dozen pictures of the evening setting in at Sylvan Beach:

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Galaxi seen in the early evening light. Also, what a gorgeous sky there despite the lack of clouds.


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Rotor was illuminated; I briefly thought maybe the ride would run, but no. We just got to look at it.


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And then went back to Carello's for a second and last ride, before it closed for the night.


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The bunny that [personal profile] bunnyhugger rode and that frightened the dog mount beside it.


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Getting to see the lights. Playland, you can see, offers both Ske and Skee-Ball.


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Galaxi's launch platform, photographed for what we thought was going to be our final ride of the night. No! Turns out the park was open another hour so we got to enjoy more of the place.


Trivia: As late as 1825 upstate drovers such as Daniel Drew would herd an estimated 200,000 head of cattle across King's Bridge (connecting Manhattan to what is now the Bronx) each year, herding them down to the Bull's Head Tavern and nearby abattoirs in the Bowery. Source: Gotham: A History of New York City to 1898, Edwin G Burrows and Mike Wallace. (King's Bridge is also discussed on Forgotten NY.)

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer. You know, all these decades after my first introduction to them, hexaflexagons have lost none of their power to not interest me at all. Sorry to flexagon fans but I just don't get it and I'm going to say, at my age, that whatever their charms are, they're not for me.

Back to talking about Cedar Point. So after our session(!) riding Steel Vengeance we looked around and saw a half-hour wait for Maverick. That's more than any other coaster had the whole day, but it's still only about half the wait for a coaster that somehow seems to become more popular every year. We figured that'd be a pretty good wait for what is a thrilling ride. Also it turns out [personal profile] bunnyhugger forgot we had ridden it already this season. For the longer-wait rides we're often content to take just the one ride a season, balancing getting the ride with not spending our lives in line. My recollection is the people riding in front of us included someone who'd never ridden before, so [personal profile] bunnyhugger tried to talk up the ride without giving spoilers.

Also, in a happy bit, the lights inside the tunnel were working, more or less.

After that not-excessive wait for the park's most popular ride? We would never have a significant wait again. The longest thing we waited for after that was the train leading from the front of the park to the back, and that just because they had only one train running so it takes time to make its mile-plus loop. We would have, and I say this with no exaggeration, our best coaster-riding experience in years. We got on to Millennium Force, always one of the top three waits and (deservedly) one of the most popular roller coasters at the park, with just the one-cycle wait, and got a second-row seat for that. The only line was people getting front-seat rides and, had we planned to be at the park to closing, we'd probably have taken that opportunity. But no sense waiting an extra ten minutes if we didn't need to.

This wasn't a thing we planned on and we only noticed it, silently, over the course of the day. If we had been trying to ride everything we'd have gone about it in a more systematic way, probably taking the park with less back-and-forth walking. Also, we'd have gotten on Woodstock Express, which is a kiddie coaster but that unaccompanied adults are allowed to ride also. (Wilderness Run, formerly Junior Gemini, can be ridden by adults accompanying children but we've never had a child. JTK, my brother, and my sister have said we could borrow their kids to ride, but we've never been at the park together.)

As it is, though? We had an amazing roller coaster riding day, getting on all of the non-kiddie coasters that were running. Only one train of Gemini was running, so we couldn't ride the blue side. Also, oddly, about half of the cars on Gemini were blocked off, which seems inconsistent with those times a few years ago that we got trapped on Gemini when they didn't have enough people to send out the train ahead of us. But we were able to ride and didn't have to wait for trains to fill.

And Top Thrill Dragster was closed, as it's been all season. Cedar Point recently posted that Top Thrill Dragster ``as you know it'' is closing and many people are acting as though the park is tearing down the coaster. I can't believe they're doing that, not for their tallest and still popular ride, even granting that a piece did fall off and maim a person. Their announcement was that they're working on a ``new and reimagined ride experience'', and the roller coaster was blocked off by construction walls that looked surprisingly good, like, things you could leave up for a year or more and not look chintzy. From some of the taller rides we could see over the partitions to notice ... nothing, particularly. There's work going on but all anyone was confident had happened by our visit was that the had taken the 'Top Thrill Dragster' ride sign down.


Time now to get back to seeing Sylvan Beach and looking for something exciting next to the Kiddieland.

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And what's this, next to the kiddieland area and away from the midway games and Playland? Could it be another arcade? Yes: it's the Pennyland Arcade.


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It is! With some modern pinball machines too. We played the Stern Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because we felt the need to play something in support of having pinball at amusement parks. We also figured that since Ninja Turtles is a much more brutal game than Star Wars --- not that Stern Star Wars is a friendly table! --- we'd be done sooner. I got to be the Michelangelo Champion, partly from having a decent game and partly from I guess not many people playing Michelangelo.


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The Simpsons was the other table there and ... oho! What does Grandma Say? Your Answer Is here! This fortune-telling machine is a rare model and somehow, inexplicably, I didn't get a better picture of it than this and [personal profile] bunnyhugger didn't get a picture at all, even though she got a fortune from the machine that Knows all! Tells all! Don't Pass Her By!


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And yet somehow I did get pictures of some of the penny ride machines, which are nice but you can see horses at Meijer's. I think [personal profile] bunnyhugger identified the horse as a model that Meijer's used to use for their Sandy penny rides.


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Back outside now, seeing the Junior Whip and the Tip Top lit up for the early evening light.


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And here's the Bomber, the Roll-O-Plane ride, in the early evening light. Wikipedia lists six amusement parks to still have a Roll-O-Plane and we have visited three of them.


Trivia: For many years the New York Yankees refused to license the sale of team caps, on the grounds that letting non-players wear Yankees caps would cheapen the logo. Source: A Game of Inches: The Story Behind The Innovations That Shaped Baseball, Peter Morris.

Currently Reading: A Mathematical Tapestry: Demonstration the Beautiful Unity of Mathematics, Peter Hilton, Jean Pedersen, Sylvia Donmoyer. A little walk through various recreational mathematics topics.

PS: Have You Considered Spending Next Month Drawing Mathematics? For people who think the regular Inktober events are too easy.

It's now a full year since they took my job away from me. It wasn't much of a job, but it was income enough for my needs and even to put away a little in savings. I thought all that time of how I was pretty well-prepared, having savings and a lifestyle that would be adequate to even a year without income, and it turns out I was right.

And now it's a year that everyone has spent telling me I'm an incredibly desirable candidate and in a job market everyone says is hotter than it's been since World War II, and where everyone says employers are desperate to find people who are willing to work for pay, and it's all a lie.


Here's an extra bunch of Sylvan Beach pictures to make up for my not having anything good to say today.

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Some of the many coin-op games they had besides Fascination. Twenty-One is a game that Waldameer Park had our first visits there. Roll the balls to get as close to 21 as you can; you can see the ticket payouts on the signs there.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger getting ready to win some tickets and taking a look at the Tic-Tac-Toe machines.


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The Tic-Tac-Toe machines, which we didn't play; most of them were marked out of order. But you can see enough of the playfields toget the idea.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger showing off her skills at Pokerino, rolling balls to collect hands of cards.


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I had a fair Pokerino hand going --- two of a kind, worth like five tickets --- and then the game didn't give me my fifth ball, so it just turned off without any resolution.


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Heading out from there, here's the kiddieland area, starting with the two-seater tanks.


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Ticket booth at kiddieland, which you can use for tickets or wristbands for the whole park.


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The pricing board which only looks like it's too complicated for a small park like this. The reflections make this picture hard to read but on my original you can make out the full list of rides and what their ticket prices are. The kiddieland booth doesn't offer the ghost tours.


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Pony cart ride in Kiddieland. According to the ticket box it's 'Buggy'.


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Some more of the kiddie rides, which include a Turtle, a junior Tumble Bug/Turtle ride. ('Turtle' the name is painted on the ride's exit gate.) There's more of these junior tumble bugs than there are the full-size rides anymore, sad to say. Note how behind all this there's not a miniature golf course.


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More of the rides, including a junior Ferris wheel like many that kiddielands have.


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And the boat ride, something that I always loved as a kid because hey, water!


Trivia: National Cash Register's Dayton factory grew from 283 people in 1890 to 2,819 in 1902, supporting in late 1902 some 6,829 orders. Source: Before The Computer: IBM, NCR, Burroughs, and Remington Rand and the Industry they Created, 1865 - 1956, James W Cortada.

Currently Reading: The Adventures of Little Archie, Volume 2, Editor Victor Gorelick.

After we ate we went to Steel Vengeance, figuring to ride if the incredibly popular roller coaster had a line of an hour or less. The sign promised an unbelievable line. It claimed the wait was fifteen minutes.

Clearly impossible --- Iron Dragon, a vastly less popular ride with greater capacity, has been suffering half-hour waits this season --- but we figured to go in and see just how bad it was. And we kept walking through queue sections to find there weren't people there. It might actually be a fifteen-minute wait. Until we hit the pause.

Steel Vengeance, as an RMC Conversion from the Mean Streak roller coaster, has a lot of wild moves. Spirals, sharp banks, all taken at great speeds. This is a problem for dingbats who figure they can take their cell phones out. It's even a problem for people who leave their stuff in normal mortal pockets. Someone like me, wearing cargo shorts, which snap closed or (as my pants that day offered) have velcro closures, are safe against stuff falling out by mistake (WATCH THIS SPACE), but you can't expect everyone to be wearing cargo shorts for some reason. So the current plan, trying to get everything out of pockets securely without making people spend too much time on the launch platform fussing around with bins is to have lockers. These are put in a part of the queue that I believe used to be exclusively the Fast Pass queue. They're free; you enter your birthdate and pick some image from their set and they assign a locker to put everything in. Then you rejoin the queue and go through a metal detector, show the person at the metal detector that you have a belt buckle, and then you rejoin what were formerly the Fast Pass and Regular Pass queues to get on the ride.

Still, the astounding thing is that we got to walk right up to a spot on the final stairs leading to the station. That is, we were one ride cycle away, or as we put it, ``a real Mean Streak queue here''; in its old incarnation Mean Streak just didn't get long waits. We had somehow picked a day when Steel Vengeance was essentially a walk-on ride.

It's a great ride. It pains us to say anything good about a roller coaster that killed a wooden coaster, but they made a great steel coaster out of it, quite some consolation. (The supports are wooden, largely the same ones Mean Streak had --- expanded, even; the initial hill is taller and steeper than Mean Streak's was --- but it's the track, not what holds up the track, that makes a wood coaster.) It feels wild, ready to go out of control; it's just breathtaking, in all the best ways.

We exited, surprised that we didn't pass the lockers again to retrieve our stuff. It turns out there's a separate queue that you use to go in, to get stuff out of the other side of your locker. This explains the question I'd had about how they keep people retrieving their stuff from having to wait through what's normally an hours-long queue.

And, given that we had all but walked on, we thought, why not ride again and not worry about getting our stuff just yet? So we did and this time we did not almost walk on. We got up to the station as they were about to close the gates and the operator told us to hurry and we can get in row two (or whichever it was). That's right: not just a walk-on but a ``hurry up and jump on'' ride, and that for a seat almost up front.

We couldn't leave it at that. We went around for a third ride as long as Steel Vengeance was offering us that. This is almost as incredible as Michigan's Adventure's Mad Mouse being re-ridable; we had to take that chance. So we did, not getting another walk-on --- who could hope for that much good riding? --- but only having to wait the one train. Which turned out well. Steel Vengeance has three trains, each given a different name, and with this we were able to ride all three in a single day. Heck, in a single half-hour.

At this, though, we finally had our fill. It is a wild and fun ride and also a bit exhausting to ride too many times in a row. Three was a good break; it's as much as we could hope for from a season. We discovered the little side queue and got our things out of our locker, satisfied that whatever else happened the rest of the day we'd gotten to do the incredible.


Let's explore some more attractions at Sylvan Beach, now.

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Center post of Sylvan Beach Amusement Park's carousel, the Theel machine that's from ... we dont know. It's imaginable that the '56' to start the serial number is year of manufacture but I have no reason to believe that.


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The north end of the park has the Laffland dark ride, and the giant slide here. And then it just reaches its end, with this Lake House restaurant; there's a sandy beach behind it, towards the sun.


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One of the cars for the Laffland ride.


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Sylvan Beach Amusement Park is ungated; here's a nice broad stretch of grass between the park and the road leading up to it. The pizza place we got lunch from is across the road. Laffland is off screen, to the left, a fair bit.


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Oh, and then we saw one of these, in that open grassy area!


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The rabbit was doing their best to eat the whole lawn, although someone came and sat down on the lawn and apparently scared the poor animal off.


Trivia: In October 1942 the War Production Board prohibited the manufacture of new telephone sets, effective mid-November, except for military use. Source: Telephone: The First Hundred Years, John Brooks.

Currently Reading: The Adventures of Little Archie, Volume 2, Editor Victor Gorelick.

Got through another week on my mathematics blog with a simple posting to stuff other people wrote. In this case, about some fun complicated ways to write numbers. Here's the recent writings:


And now here's some slightly less recent pictures --- from all the way back in July --- of Sylvan Beach.

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Some of the carnival games that I thought about playing but never got around to. This is around where we started talking with the old woman who'd been working at the park and told us how it was unchanged from when she was a kid.


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Back into Carello's Arcade and my attempt at getting a tracking shot of the carousel in motion.


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The rooster came out pretty well this time!


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Looking up at the canopy for the carousel.


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I missed focusing on any horse but I still like how this suggests movement.


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Now I've got the other purple horse on the outer row in motion! (It is the other one. Look at the color of the diamonds on the horse's harness.)


Trivia: Symphony orchestras call for two harps more often than for one. Source: The New York Public Library Desk Reference, Editors Paul Fargis, Sheree Bykofsky. At least as of the book's publication in 1989 and (second edition) 1993. If this has changed I don't know about it.

Currently Reading: The Adventures of Little Archie, Volume 2, Editor Victor Gorelick.

At some point here I mentioned our skipping a Tuesday trip to Cedar Point their last full operating week of the year. A sham, as reports say the park was a ghost town with walk-ons to almost everything, including the impossibly high-demand Steel Vengeance roller coaster. But we thought we had a second-best alternative, the Friday after Labor Day. This would what the park used to call a Bonus Weekend, after the regular contiguous operating season but before Halloweekends starts. The park would be open only until 10 pm; normally a Friday for the regular season or for Halloweekends they're open to midnight. This implies they expected there to be few enough people in the park at 10 that it wouldn't be worth staying open, implying low attendance all day. And it makes sense; kids should be back in school, leaving the daytime attendance to adults who don't have something better to do on a Friday. It might pick up in the evening, but if we got there early enough? We could probably get some really good riding in. So this became our plan.

A complication to the plan: [personal profile] bunnyhugger had an early-morning commitment Saturday, a 5K race that she'd have to get up early for. So we couldn't stay until the 10 pm closing anyway. We'd have to leave as close to 8 pm as possible and [personal profile] bunnyhugger doubted our ability to do that. Well, we did miss the 8 pm deadline --- we were at the GateKeeper roller coaster when the hour struck, and spent a little time after that in shops and getting ice cream --- but we were not too far off. Our biggest unexpected time sink came an hour after we left the park, when the Speedway in Maumee that we always stop at turned out to have every teenager in the world there and buying something from the one cashier. I don't know what that was all about although now that I think about it maybe the high school football game let out and what are you going to do when you're in Maumee and a teenager at that hour of a Friday night except hang around Speedway?

We knew it would be easier to leave early if we got there early, though, so that's what we aimed for. And succeeded: we got to the park about 12:30, just ninety minutes after the park opened for general admission and way earlier than I would have thought we could manage. We had some lucky breaks, including light traffic and my discovery that we did so have sunscreen, hidden in the secret compartment of my trunk. The last molecules of our other sunscreen were exhausted in our visit to Michigan's Adventure that Monday, a thing that was all right because the day was cool and overcast and we were wearing hoodies most of the day. (That had been a small disappointment to [personal profile] bunnyhugger as she'd worn her Big Bad Wolf T-shirt, representing a now-gone coaster at Busch Gardens, for JTK to see and she couldn't just show it casually.) This was a bright, sunny, hot day and if I hadn't found this we'd have had to make an extra stop at a convenience store (or, probably, seen where they had it at the Maumee Speedway) or worse buy some it park prices.

We were hungry. We'd talked often how we should get something to eat at The Wild Turnip, this vegetarian/vegan/gluten-free food stand in the Old West-themed area. Rumor was that the stand was closed for the rest of the season, though. Rumor was true enough for the day, as the place had a sign apologizing that they wouldn't be operating today. We went to one of our reliable second choices, the Happy Friar, for fries. It turned out that while this wasn't Halloweekends, this was a special event of some kind: the Happy Friar's Fresh-Cut Fries Fest. This celebration of 75 years since the park first got its (since evicted) french-fries concession meant adding to their selection of fries toppings. Particularly, they offered Bento fries, French Dip fries, Birria fries, and Thai fries. Also a fifty-dollar ``Mount Spudmore'', three pounds of fries, including cajun, garlic parmesan, and dried mushroom and truffle fries. I got my usual of garlic parmesan fries, and [personal profile] bunnyhugger got fries with a simple cheese sauce. And, over away from the dining area, there was a guy dressed as a Medieval friar, ringing a bell and posing for pictures that somehow we didn't go for. Day was starting quite nice.


Back a month-plus to another quite nice day. Here's photos looking back on the carousel and other sights of Sylvan Beach.

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Getting another decent view of the Sylvan Beach park carousel.


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Couple of their horses and yeah the second row horse has that bullseye target blanket again somehow.


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The chariot is basic but it does have the two kiddie-size horses in front, as though they were pulling it.


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Treasureland is (we infer) another arcade, although it was closed the day we visited. There's apparently rumors that it's haunted and the park's ticket booth had a sign for ghost tours after the park's closing. Also you maybe noticed ...


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Remains of some long-gone park ride that, shorn of its arms, now just looks like a lost Venera lander. Though it's clearly not moved in a long while it still has an amusement-ride licence plate. I'm embarrassed not to have a good picture of the tags that might give some idea how long it's been there.


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Reverse angle on the ancient park Venera probe. Trouble is there's any number of flat rides it could have been; so many of them depend on cars going in a circle around a fixed base like this.


Trivia: Lloyd Wright, son of Frank Lloyd Wright, submitted to the 1929 Lehigh Airport Competition a narrow, lasso-shaped structure, encircling a round landing field, with the hangars, passenger facilities, and runways integrated into a single unified structure. It drew no mention from the competition jury. Source: Naked Airport: A Cultural History of the World's Most Revolutionary Structure, Alastair Gordon. (Gordon notes the roof sloped at 1:7, matching an airplane's one-foot-vertical-to-seven-feet-horizontal rate of ascent, a nice touch.) You can see Wright's design as the top image on this page and yeah, it challenges ideas of what an airpot should be. (The lower right corner is water, for seaplanes or passengers arriving by boat.)

Currently Reading: The Adventures of Little Archie, Volume 2, Editor Victor Gorelick.

Our day at Michigan's Adventure, off and on with JTK and sometimes more people, was another fun one. We got a couple pictures of him and family, including some action photos on the Corkscrew coaster. This from figuring out how to turn on burst mode on the camera, not one of our usual competencies. I think I mentioned one of JTK's kids warmed up to the idea of riding Shivering Timbers, the biggest roller coaster at the park, and was enthusiastic afterwards. So that bodes well for their riding anything in the future.

I did get a roller coaster ride with a kid, though. [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I got rides on Zach's Zoomer, taking separate seats because even though we fit together in some junior wooden coaster seats this one isn't anywhere near big enough for us. A couple of kids --- who'd asked me, in the queue, whether I was riding --- lined up behind us. While the gate was open one of them hopped in, next to me, to my surprise. Their friends asked what they were doing and they answered, reasonably, riding. They asked if my seat-made had asked to ride with me and the kid answered that ``I don't have to ask''. Fair! The kids agreed to meet up after the ride. So that was nice and the first time I've had a seat-mate on Zach's Zoomer to my recollection. Also nerve-wracking: the ride makes many more right turns than left, so I worried I was in danger of crushing the kid and I clung with all my might to the side of the car. I'd have ridden on the other side if I knew what was going to happen. But we got through without any injury, and while the ride photo wasn't that good I don't think they were getting one anyway. (Someday I think about getting the ride photo package, just to capture all the ways that I have the same goofy look on my face every roller coaster ever.)

The sky was overcast, a rare weather condition for our trips out there. It was also wet, with evidence of heavy rains recently. The supports for Wolverine Wildcat, for example, were not under water, but they were sitting in larger puddles than usual. Nothing that interfered with the day, I think they had that pump running at the end of Thunderhawk's queue but couldn't swear to that now.

A good bit of our activity was with JTK and family. Also, occasionally, insects. At one point a yellow jacket started to hover around me. JTK's kid pointed to it and said, ``a yellow jacket''. I explained, ``no, no, this isn't a yellow jacket, it's a blue hoodie'' and I tugged on my hoodie. She repeated this and I did too She pointed to the bug flying around my pop, and said that's a yellow jacket. ``No, no, that's my soda pop, see?'' And then said to JTK how ``kids just love it when adults pull this stunt on them, it's like their favorite thing in the world.''

Also we got kettle corn. In the middle of the day, for a change; we've always liked having a bag to eat on the drive home but given how much trouble we have had getting kettle corn we decided to get it now even if we had to put the bag in the new Wolverine Wildcat storage bin. We had kettle corn left over for the drive, just not as much and not as hot as might be.

Mad Mouse excluded we had a good day full of riding with only reasonable waits, including when we went back to Wolverine Wildcat. As we got to the end of the day we waved goodbye to JTK and company. And then it was time to get our final ride for the season. Our second Shivering Timbers ride was rough enough we weren't up to doing that again, and while we could have gone around to Wolverine Wildcat again, or Corkscrew, we were plagued with indecision. And then picked Zach's Zoomer, getting not quite the last ride of that coaster for the season, but still, that all-important after-the-park-closes ride.

On the way out ... at our August visit the parking lot attendant told us park maps were at Guest Services, and we forgot to check. [personal profile] bunnyhugger doubted there were any physical park maps, with good reason. Cedar Fair has been trying to push people into using their app to better spy on their customers, after all. And Michigan's Adventure is a park that has, to the best of my knowledge, never had any park map on display within the park itself, not even at a fixed station. But while our day was ending I noticed among the many families with strollers for their kids one with a folded-up, well-used park map.

So on our way out I stopped at Guest Services, in a line so ambiguous as to make [personal profile] bunnyhugger uncomfortable, mostly of people turning their day tickets into season passes. The Guest Servicer thought for a moment and then disappeared to the far opposite end of the counter section --- the parts normally used for people coming into the park, early in the day --- and brought back one neatly folded pristine map! She said they were just about out of them, which implies, first, they do still print out maps, and second that they print out almost exactly the right number of maps. I'd have liked a second, to have a spare, but felt that we had a triumph in getting one at all.

While there were no former aircraft fuselages converted into recreational vehicles to be seen, and while we didn't get to ride Mad Mouse, we had a great visit.

On the drive back we did not encounter any of the severely heavy eastbound traffic we'd seen going to the park. I'd guessed, probably rightly, that it was people coming back from their Lake Michigan or Up North weekends, although I thought it weird people were coming home before noon on Labor Day. I'd expected more of a rush and no, it was the normal traffic as far as I could tell. We got home at a reasonable hour and could confirm our plans for the next thing to do.


Here's some more of the attractions at Sylvan Beach.

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Sylvan Beach's Himalaya ride, with what sure looks like a 70s art package on it. Also I love that Harvey Comics H up front on it.


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The disco ball that makes the center of the ride. Also you get some idea of the backdrop which I don't think I have an adequate photograph of, behind it.


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The cars have these little chrome skier figures on it.


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Inside of the Himalaya; you see what I mean about the art and also how it was hard getting photographs when the sunshine was that bright.


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Back to the Theel carousel that was Sylvan Beach's own ride.


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More of the park's carousel (nad a glimpse of the operator), a carousel that isn't as historic as the one in Carello's Arcade but does have (so far as we know) its original horses.


Trivia: Fruitport, in Muskegon County, Michigan, was founded by Edward L Craw in 1868 and platted as Crawville. It was renamed Fruitport in 1869. (It's in an area that grows fruit and was on a lake port.) Source: Michigan Place Names: The History of the Founding and the Naming of More Than Five Thousand Past and Present Michigan Communities, Walter Romig. A separate entr on Fruitland, a township in Muskegon county, says that was a land of ``chiefly grapes and peaches'' so I imagine Fruitport to be similar.

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway.

I keep thinking that my humor blog has even more comic strip nonsense than usual each week, and yet this week I think it's true. If your RSS reader didn't serve it up let me give you this chance to catch up with a lot of very silly nonsense:


And now let's get back to Sylvan Beach Amusement Park for some pictures, particularly of one noteworthy ride.

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The cars of the Tip Top, which have a center post you can use to spin or brake your spinning, depending on how nice your seatmates are.


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The control panel for the Tip Top; we love this sort of chunky machinery with switches and stuff.


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The maker's plate and various registration stamps for the Tip Top. I'm intrigued that it has this Ontario registry plate even though the ride's been in new York for like forty years at minimum.


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Here's the Tip Top tipping its top.


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Kiddie Whip ride that the park has; they don't have a full-sie Whip.


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Bumper cars in-between bumps.


Trivia: In 1737 Jonathan Hulls patented a steamboat, using a single-acting Newcomen engine with no rotary motion. He proposed to drive the stern wheel with ratchets. Source: Engineering in History, Richard Shelton Kirby, Sidney Withington, Arthur Burr Darling, Frederick Gridley Kilgour. The authors are of the opinion that this could not possibly have worked. Not enough power in the Newcomen engine and not enough transmission of power. Hulls thought it might be a tugboat.

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway. OK so wait, the ozone hole first became general public knowledge in 1985 (one of NASA's satellites had detected it earlier but, because nobody had a theory about the upper stratosphere that explained how there could be such an ozone shortfall they figured it was a bug either in the sensors or in the computers processing data and spent years trying to find the flaw), and the Montreal Protocol was agreed to in 1987, that is, two years later? So we went from ``discovering a massive problem'' to ``taking the action which fixes it'' in less time than it took for us a generation later to go from ``there's a new pandemic'' to ``yeah, whatever, stop harassing the people who refuse to wear masks because the sooner all the genetically inferior die of it the sooner we can forget about them''?

Our next outing, on Labor Day, was to Michigan's Adventure. It was the closing day of their season, a week sooner than they closed in pre-pandemic times. Besides closing early on the calendar the park would close early on the clock too; before Covid they might be open as late as 8 or 9 pm and give us the chance to briefly see the park at night. This time, they were closing at 6:00 and that was it. We got up early, trying to hit the road not long after 10 am, so as to get there around noon and have plenty of time even with the short day.

And it would be an unusual day in other counts too. JTV, one of our pinball friends we don't see enough anymore, had a season pass to the park and had brought his family a couple times. This was going to be their last expedition for the year. So we got to see him and his wife, and their kids, as well as some friends and their family, though more briefly and for me with less of an idea who everyone was. This would add a shuffling to our experiences and lead us away from our most common park wanderings. Among other things, somehow, we never got over to the petting zoo for a last visit with what we told our pet rabbit were the ``working bunnies'', the rabbits on show there.

When we arrived we did see the Mad Mouse running, but also that it had a long line. We ended up skipping the Mad Mouse for the trip, having got a season's worth of rides in one hour of our previous trip. What we did instead was get some pizza and find where JTV was. The rest of his family and party had gone for a Mad Mouse ride and he said it had been an hour and they weren't halfway through yet. He'd decided instead to walk around himself a little, and he ended up on the opposite side of the park, and got a walk-on ride on Thunderhawk (the head-banger coaster that used to be at Geauga Lake), and then we saw him as he was coming back from that. His hopes that his family had gotten their Mad Mouse ride in were not met, so, after we finished eating we got back over to Wolverine Wildcat and rode that coaster.

Wolverine Wildcat had a fair-sized queue, although it moved fast for that. There we discovered that they've somehow put up a bunch of cubbyhole-size storage bins for people to store their stuff while riding. Like, it was new from our trip just a few weeks before. Also, they were bothering to put up storage bins for a roller coaster which has one train, so that it's not like there's anyone going to be leaving who might swipe stuff you left on the platform. Up to now, it's been fine if you tossed, say, a bag of kettle corn off on the exit side and leave it there. My best guess is they got tired of arguing with people about how far from the edge of the platform stuff needed to be. But still, why bother putting that up the last week the park's open? (On the other hand, I guess why not, if you have carpenters with the time on their hands?)

Anyway, we all agreed: the bits of retracking done to Wolverine Wildcat were great. The park replaced a couple segments of the wooden track with a different, steel-based support, and the ride shifts there from riding like a shaky but decent wood coaster to just gliding. It still has the motions of a wood coaster, but it feels like a new or an exquisitely maintained one. Nobody wants wooden coasters to go away, but this sort of track, keeping as it does the ride feel? That's an awfully good second-best.

After that we met up with JTV's family and friends and got introduced to the people we didn't know and, in my case, forgot the names of everyone introduced. It was a hopping day at the park; we saw, particularly, gift shops in the Old West-themed area opened that we had never seen opened before. Despite this, though, after our first Wolverine Wildcat ride, we never had a substantial wait again. Oh, not walk-ons to things, except Thunderhawk, but nothing more than waiting a couple of ride cycles.

For example: with JTK we went to Shivering Timbers, the mile-long wooden coaster that runs parallel to the entrance drive of the park. The ride has been getting rougher, particularly at the bottom of the first drop and at the top of the second hill. This time, though? We got seats around the middle of the ride and ... you know, it wasn't bad. Nice, reasonably smooth ride, a little shaky but in the way wooden roller coasters are supposed to be. JTK was glad to have a chance to ride with someone; his wife and kids had declined all offers to ride, this time and previous visits, so he hadn't got on all summer. (They had gone off, I think, for a ride on the Ferris wheel, something that I never get on as [personal profile] bunnyhugger would rather not.) And yet that changed too: later in the day one of his kids had accepted the invitation to ride Shivering Timbers and came out loving the ride. Very happy to hear.

Later in the day [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I would get another ride, ourselves, from the front seat of the coaster. This was the rough, occasionally bangy ride we had been braced for. And now we're curious whether the difference reflected sitting in the front versus the middle of the coaster? Or is it about which train we rode, as the smoother ride was the blue train and the rougher one the green? (It would be terribly embarrassing for an MSU graduate like [personal profile] bunnyhugger to say ``go blue'' but if that's what we need to ride the coaster more than once in a day that's what we need.) Back in 2021 one of the trains collided with the other, and is it possible that one of the trains is still riding rougher because of that? I don't know; no way to tell without some serious experimentation, maybe another day when the lines are light enough.


That's enough Michigan's Adventure for right now. Let's have another bach of pictures from Sylvan Beach.

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger taking a turn at the shooting gallery. The gallery wasn't really inside but we had just come from in the gift shop and she hadn't taken her mask off.


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Posters. This all looks like a normal set of winnable posters, maybe a bit dated like the Disney's Fairies (lower left) or Finding Dory, and then you notice ... uh ... The Jetsons Movie? Jose Canseco, who most recently played Major League Baseball in 2001?


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Bartman? Scarface? Two Dick Tracy movie posters? What is going on here?


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Alf? An actual ``Don't have a cow, man'' Bart Simpson poster? And, the lower left and rotated, but (Barney) Rubble Without A Cause? The posters have somehow managed to be dated and square enough to loop back over into cool, somehow.


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The osprey nest, built to (successfully) lure the mating pair away from their Galaxi roller coaster perch. We didn't see them or the chicks any, though we didn't spend much time watching.


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One frame from a movie I took of the Tip-Top in action, spinning --- the cups on it spin separately from that --- and inclining so things have a reason to spin.


Trivia: The Carnegie Hero Fund Commission, a charity for citizens who put their lives at risk for the sake of others, inspired by the deaths of rescuers at the Harwick coal mine disaster of January 1904, was (according to biographer Joseph Frazier Wall) the only philanthropic fund Andrew Carnegie established from his own inspiration; all the others had been proposed to him by other people. Source: The Uncyclopedia, Gideon Haigh.

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway.

PS: Some Fun Ways to Write Numbers but Complicated, for a silly way to write a number like 10,958.

I'm sorry, but haven't the time to write about our next adventure today. Just as well; it's about another really good trip to Michigan's Adventure so having a little time between two visits should help keep things clearer for people following my life day-by-day.

Meanwhile, those who like to keep up with comic strips may want to know What's Going On In The Phantom (Sundays)? Did *anything* happen in The Phantom? as I recap June - September 2022 in the Sunday strip's plot. It hasn't been busy and I don't want to sound like I'm snarking on that fact.

And now here's a double dose of pictures from Carello's Arcade and Sylvan Beach Amusement Park.

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Coin-op features at Carello's Arcade include a couple of photo booths that we didn't use.


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And then some more of the sorts of redemption games you'd expect. I thought there might be pinball and there was not ... here.


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A peek inside the machinery of the 1890s carousel! It looks like ... there's a circuit breaker and a lever in there.


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Yes, a circuit breaker, two levers, and a wooden corner to things.


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Back outside, and to the Sylvan Beach park. Here's the front of Galaxi, with the long walk to where you enter and exit your cars.


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And there's the front of Rotor. Not operating, although that seems to have been just for the day or some similarly short time. A trash bin's an easy way to close off a queue without having to do anything hard to reopen things.


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Sylvan Beach's own carousel, a 1950s(?) Theel carousel with metal horses. The ride operator wished the horses were painted better but they're really not bad, especially for this sort of ride.


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Slightly better view of some of the Theel carousel horses. The ride is in the shadow of the Galaxi roller coaster and, we would later discover, was accidentally omitted from the park's charming online map.


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Shadow of the Galaxi ride sign's 'A' on one of the maintenance buildings. For some reason this accident captured my imagination.


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Playland, one of the arcades, offers old-fashioned skee-ball, as well as a bunch of mechanical redemption games. And, on the right there, Fascination!


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Laffland, meanwhile, offers the 'World's Craziest Ride'; it's a respectably long dark ride past haunted-house attractions.


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You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll holler, you'll howl ... ride and laugh ... Laffland promises, in front of images of a demon and a headless skeleton-bat that's possibly a vampire?


Trivia: In 1238 the northern-European merchants who traditionally arrived to Yarmouth, on England's east coast, to buy herring never arrived. But ambassadors representing the Assassins sect in what is now Iran and Syria arrived in England and France, appealing for help ``on behalf of the whole of the people of the East'' against the Mongol invasion. Source: The Fourth Part of the World: The Race to the Ends of the Earth, and the Epic Story of the Map that Gave America Its Name, Toby Lester. Ah, but this story of Muslims reaching out to Christians to band together against a new, terrifying outside threat offers great hopes for our ability as a species to unify in the face of unprecedented dangers, right? (Reads the next page.) Oh.

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway.

I realized I forgot something big from our August trip to Michigan's Adventure. It's something special that happened after we got on Corkscrew and saw in the queue after us someone wearing a Kings Island Vortex t-shirt. [personal profile] bunnyhugger called out to him to voice her approval of the ride and we thought that was as much neat amusement park enthusiast stuff as we were likely to get. (Her previous visit, someone noticed her Darien Lake t-shirt and asked what the seats were like on the Man Of Steel coaster.)

But no, we had something more wonderful happen! As the train returned from the circuit, the operator missed one of the brake buttons a little and the ride stopped a few feet forward of where it had been. So the operator told us that he was sorry, we'd all have to go through the ride again. This seemed a bit much --- everybody except the front seat was still beside the concrete platform and could have unloaded safely enough --- but hey, free re-ride! Vortex guy was envious, of course, and the only downside is the ride was a walk-on anyway so it's not like we got a rare duplicate chance at the ride.

Still, that's always wonderful and we had just a few days before talked about this sort of pass-through reride. And how modern control systems, with more computerized and automated braking systems, make this sort of thing less likely or even possible. Great little extra treat on the day.


In other news, I got my bivalent booster shot yesterday. Spent today feeling a bit cranky and sore but, you know, at my age who can be sure what the cause is?


And now for more pictures of Carello's Carousel, at Sylvan Beach but not the amusement park:


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This one's a different camel; look at the different horse, in the second row, with ... a bullseye blanket.


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You can see some of the lighting here and also the cables that lead to the center pole above.


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Carousel Since 1896, the sign promises, and which also makes me wonder how old this building is and, if it's not 126 years old, how they arranged the logistics of building it. (Certainly a carousel can be moved, especially for building a new structure around it. That's just complications is all that I'd like to know more about.)


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Here's a rooster up front. Also note the sign warning that your Sylvan Beach ride tickets are no good here.


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You can spot the Carello Entertainment logo in back. I like it; it's got a golden-age-of-comics or maybe 60s television studio design.


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And here's what the ride tickets look like.


Trivia: Until 1956 clocks in Holland observed two times: the standard railway time (matching the time in Amsterdam Station) and the local sun time. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel. (Steel writes that ``the nation'' joined the standard time zones in 1956 so I assume he means the whole of the Netherlands, but what he wrote was just Holland.)

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway. Y'know, growing up in space-enthusiast circles, you hear about stuff like supersonic transport programs being cancelled and it's always presented as the triumph of anti-science forces or sometimes environmentalists with silly ideas like ``air travel shouldn't break every window in Oklahoma City''. I count myself fortunate to have matured to the point that I can look at and consider, uh, why would it be a good idea to rush in to finishing something that doesn't have a lot of the necessary background technologies, which if put into production could do only a slice of what it needs to actually be useful, and incidentally also break every window in Oklahoma City? Also, startled to learn that it was only after the National Aerospace Plane was announced that anyone calculated whether, at the sorts of accelerations you could expect passengers to endure, a Mach 25 airplane was even possible. Turns out the world's too small for anything past Mach 6 to be viable and even that's pretty flimsy.

Back to my mathematics blog, recently featuring writing such as this:


Now to the Carello's carousel, at Sylvan Beach but not part of the amusement park. The carousel has been around since the 1890s (they claim 1896), although the animals are modern replacements. Still, I'm getting a lot of pictures because when do you ever see an amusement park ride from Grover Cleveland's time?

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The first row we came across. [personal profile] bunnyhugger notes that dog seems haunted, very likely by the demonic rabbit beside them.


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That reindeer in back is the twin of ones we've seen at several Santa-themed amusement parks.


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Relatively normal row of horses here. Note that none of them go up and down; the ride predates that innovation.


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Looking forward from the camel now.


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Zebra looking good on the ride. I notice how there's no saddle on them.


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Somewhere around here I noticed the animals have numbers and those numbers are kept in order, which seems remarkable.


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That's a tiny button of a tail for the rabbit there.


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Nice big mane on this horse, though.


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The seats are basic enough, although at least they have clowns painted on them.


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And here we're back to where we started already!


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Let's fill in other animals. The rooster's an always-interesting figure.


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It only feels like every second-row horse has that bullseye blanket.


Trivia: On the 31st of December, 1908, Wilbur Wright flew two hours and eighteen minutes, some of it through freezing rain and sleet, to win the 20,000-frac Coupe Michelin for the longest flight of the year. The closest competitor was a 44-minute flight Henri Farmin had made in October. Source: To Conquer The Air: The Wright Brothers and the Great Race for Flight, James Tobin. (Wilbur was in France at the time, postponing his return in order to secure the prize.)

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway.

If you judged our visit to Michigan's Adventure in mid-August on factors other than how many times we got to ride Mad Mouse? You would also think we had an incredible day. We did. The day was as nearly perfect as we could hope for in this fallen world. Though the weather was gorgeous --- sunny, cloudless, warm --- the crowds were modest and always gone off somewhere we were not. We got our rides on all the roller coasters, except for for the kiddie coaster Woodstock Express (we already rode it, back in June, and it's a knee-banger), just like in the good old days when the park was under-attended.

We also discovered things, which for a park we've visited this often is something else. While sitting on a bench in the Old West area, eating French fries and listening to the speakers play a bluegrass guitar version of the Beatles' ``I Want To Hold Your Hand'' we saw some people sitting in the midst of this tree-covered, bush-surrounded area. We'd always thought it was just landscaping and that people should keep off, but saw there were benches there. This is a shaded spot --- in a park that urgently needs them --- sitting on mulch and ready for people who generally do not know it's there. Now we know and we'll use that, unless they fence off the spot once people discover it. It's special to find a secret place in an amusement park, though.

The petting zoo was open, naturally, and we visited that. Spent a good time watching the two working bunnies, a pair who mostly stayed underneath the bench that gives them a little more shelter from young kids excited to pet bunnies. At one point the smaller, an English spot, decided to be where the larger was, and hopped up and dug/punched her side, in that movement that reminded us of when Penelope and Sunshine would box. The larger rabbit took the hint and moved over some.

We had a little more time than our previous visit, but what really saved us time was that there were such short lines. About the longest thing we waited for was a flat ride, the Lakeside Eagles flying scooters ride. This is a captive plane-type ride, with a large flat vertical surface the rider gets to control. As you'd imagine it's popular with kids. It also only has eight cars so it's a relatively low-capacity ride. So we had to wait through two ride cycles before we were ready to board. And we were near the end of that third ride cycle, but we had just enough cars to make it. Then ... two kids came up to the Fast Lane entrance.

Fast Lane is an anti-democratic scam at the best of times, but at Michigan's Adventure it's generally absurd since besides Mad Mouse and maybe Shivering Timbers nothing gets much of a line. This day, it was just an outright scam since nothing had lines. I hope their parents felt the waste of money --- an appreciable fraction of the cost of the day's ticket! --- on this.

Anyway the kids got to cut in ahead of us, and they took two separate cars. I can't blame them for that; I remember being a kid and wanting nothing more than to be the one in the car. But it did mean there was only one car free. [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I can't fit in a single car. So, there was nothing for us to do. She rode and I went back to the gate, telling the attendant --- who had counted out the number of people getting on --- that there weren't any cars free. So I had to wait for her ride to end, and then I hopped on, taking the same car she did, for a ride while she watched me. You'd think this would at least give us both the chance to get good on-ride photos of the other but the ride's motion makes it really hard to get a decent picture of anything. Especially from where I had been waiting, since that was shooting into the sun.

We got to see, and to do, everything we hoped for, and spend as much time on them as we wanted. We were even able to get kettle corn, although not from the lone Kettle Corn stand. Each time we passed that stand it was closed, except that sometimes we saw people with bags of kettle corn walking around. Late in the day we saw someone at the kettle corn stand, stirring the kettle of corn. They said the bags were sold at the refreshments stand over near the Wolverine Wildcat coaster. All right, even though that meant it wasn't as fresh and hot as might be. As we passed the stand again, a few minutes later, the attendant was selling bags of kettle corn to people who had walked up. We have no explanation for this phenomenon.

And then there was something weird in the parking lot. It was ... a custom vehicle. Specifically, it was the front end of some airplane's fuselage, mounted on wheels and I imagine a truck or RV bed. The ride, labelled 'The Fabulous Flamingo' and sporting the FAA logo on the driver's door, was sitting there as people came out from the park and slowly walked around, photographing and remarking what a weird thing that was and how did this make any sense. I don't know. Whatever its story is, we can know only that someone wanted to drive a chunk of airplane along the roads, and wanted to get to Michigan's Adventure. What a strange day to visit.


Now I get to Sylvan Beach Amusement Park, in our photo roll. Get ready for a lot of pictures of a park and nearby arcade because, wow, we don't know if or when we'll ever get back to this, although it strikes me that April 2024 might be a good time to visit.

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As an ungated, walk-up park Sylvan Beach doesn't have a real front entrance or anything. This was the thing dominating our view as we parked in the lot that also provides for the beach and the boats and all: Galaxi, their lone (adult) roller coaster.


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They have a Roll-o-Plane too, just like was at Pinburgh that last time it was held.


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Not part of Sylvan Beach! The building houses Carello's Arcade, with that carousel from the 1890s, but it's a separate concern from the rest of the area.


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Carello's opening up for the day.


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Galaxi is a common model of small roller coaster, very like what the Serpent at Kokomo's was, and not far off, like, the Super Cyclone that we rode at Livonia Spree this year.


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Next to Galaxi is this Rotor ride, one of only a few remaining. And here's what it looks like from behind!


Trivia: Alexander Nasmyth, ``father of Scottish landscape art'', is also credited (in his son's biography) with designing the tiered arch iron bridge (the first of which was built over a ravine on the island of St Helena) and with the ``Sunday Rivet'', a method of riveting using the jaws of a vise rather than loud hammer blows (that could be used to repair an iron stove ``in the most perfect silence'' ona Sunday morning). Source: Remaking the World: Adventures in Engineering, Henry Petroski. Wikipedia notes that Nasmyth was also one of the crew of the first successful steamship, sailed in 1788. And while mentioning the engineering thing, says he never patented any of his ideas so one may

Currently Reading: High-Speed Dreams: NASA and the Technopolotics of Supersonic Transportation, 1945 - 1999, Erik M Conway.

So to the rides. The thing we rode the most of course was the Galaxi Coaster, getting on with no wait each time and getting at least a nodding acquaintance with the operator. Sylvan Beach Amusement Park also has a carousel, not an antique of the vintage that Carello's inside has, but one that's becoming respectably old in its own right. It's a Theel carousel, made by a company that went on producing metal-body carousel horses after the C W Parker company went out of business. (Legend has it that Parker gave Theel the patterns and such, so that at least someone in town would still be making carousels. Perhaps so.) The carousel's operator was surprised that [personal profile] bunnyhugger particularly took so many pictures. Anyway [personal profile] bunnyhugger explained her interest in carousels and I think he asked if we knew about the Carello's carousel over in the building. He also said how he wished the park could fix up this carousel so it looked nicer. [personal profile] bunnyhugger said how it didn't look that bad and, really, no. We've seen park paint carousels in much worse shape.

We got a ride on the Super Himalaya, loving how little its decor seemed to have been touched by time. And it had both a forward and a backwards ride cycle, the way these things should. [personal profile] bunnyhugger felt bad that I made a bunch of little sad whimpering noises, blaming herself for the pain of the ride. This was unfair, though; the problem was the restraint was digging into my thigh, a common problem on Himalayas and other rides that are so based on whirling you to the outside of the car.

None of the kiddieland rides were ones we could get on, of course, but we did look over them for interesting models of things. They had a Kiddie Turtle ride, a (not too rare) miniature of the Tumble Bug that now only exists at Kennywood. And a pony cart ride that I'm not sure was Herschell-Spillman or another; we keep learning of new models and new manufacturers. Little Ferris wheel and boats and tiny cars, things like that. Sylvan Beach's (online) park map says there was a miniature golf course there, but we didn't see one or we'd have surely played.

One great ride that we did finally jump on was the Crazy Dazy. It's a two-wheel version of that spinning teacups ride, with cars that go on circular tracks and sometimes switch to the other, so you get this great figure-eight movement. I could just watch the cars switching between circles all day; it's amazing this thing works, never mind works well.

Crazy Dazy is nestled between the Super Himalaya and the Tip Top, which was another ride we watched a good bit but I think only rode once. Maybe twice. It's a large platform ride, with cars that spin around while the whole platform spins around and elevates on a lever, sometimes dropping down abruptly. These used to be tolerably common fairground rides and you just don't see them anywhere. This is the first I can remember seeing at any of the parks we've been to.

As that fateful, ominous 9:00 rolled up we decided to end the night on Tip Top. And realized that we were a couple minutes past 9:00, by our watches (well, her watch and my iPod). But the ride operator was still hanging around and the lights were on. I was ready to ask if she were still taking rides, when the current cycle finished, but she just opened the entrance lane and we weren't going to ask questions. When we got off it was easily ten minutes past the hour, though, and there was no sign of the park shutting down. Gradually we came to realize we must have been wrong about the 9:00 closing hour. It was 10:00, and what had been a fine enough if slightly short park visit? It was now much closer to ``the right amount of time, at the park''. One more hour may not seem like much but it was this wonderful extra gift and let us go out feeling like we had just the park experience we hoped Sylvan Beach would offer.

And then ... oh, mm. There was one ride we kept looking at, kept thinking about, kept rejecting. This was the Bomber, their Eyerly Roll-O-Plane. It's another once-common fairground ride that's now rare, though not quite Tip Top rare. They have one at Knoebels, for example, and at Lakeside Park in Denver. The Roll-O-Plane --- developed in part by Frank Hrubetz, who'd go on to make the Top Top for his own company --- has a pair of metal cages, on either end of a long arm pivoted from the center. Both cages roll as the main arm pivots, the intention being that your head is kept pointing up most of the time, as far as that's humanly possible. And the main arm pivots too, so that what starts out rotating vertically moves horizontally, and back again. Oh, and if that weren't enough? The main arm then goes through a cycle of rotating the other way. This means you either spend the first or the back half of the ride rotating on two axes backward.

I kept looking at it, knowing that [personal profile] bunnyhugger would never, ever ride this. But I also got back to thinking of how much a shame it would be if the last Roll-O-Planes shut down and I never rode one. (So far as I remember; it's possible I rode one as a kid and don't remember, although I don't know how you would have got young me onto one of those things.) Finally I decided that I wanted to ride it, even if I were going to do it myself.

But [personal profile] bunnyhugger wanted to ride with me, coming to the same conclusion from the same logic. We had a good while to reconsider the wisdom of the choice as no ride operator was there, and none appeared until we and some people lining up in optimistic anticipation after us were there a while. An operator finally did come over, and loaded us into the car that starts the ride cycle forward. Also, we both fit together in the same car, something we weren't quite expecting.

The design of the Roll-O-Plane is such that you're not supposed to ever be inverted. Maybe it doesn't invert us, but we certainly had moments where it looked like we were looking straight down. It was all extremely disorienting, though, and after a minute I couldn't attest to what direction I was pointing in. I could attest that I was getting gnats or moths or whatever the local bug is smacking me in the face, over and over. It was a relief when we started going backwards, on the bug-smacking count, even though that was even more disorienting.

I am very glad to have done this. I'm not sure I would want to do it again. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was sure, but was also very glad to have done it once.

Also at some point in the day I lost my pen, and my backup pen, that I always keep with me. I have to suppose it was the Roll-O-Plane. Well, good voyage to you, faithful pens. One of you was kind of running out of ink anyway.

The park also had a Rock-O-Plane, a sort of Ferris wheel with cages that you-the-rider can lock into whatever orientation (relative your arm) you like. We'd ridden it at the 2019 Pinburgh, and enjoyed that, and while I would be up for doing that again [personal profile] bunnyhugger wasn't. So we let that one go.

We did a little bit of walking around in our extra surprise hour, rejoicing in the way the park looked at night. The operator of the Laffland ride-through turned on the lights at the base of the attraction, so we could get marginally better pictures of the frontage by night, too; it was kind although I'm not sure it was useful. And we got a Crazy Dazy ride in.

For the last ride of the night, though, for real this time? We went back to Galaxi, taking another front-seat ride in the front car. And this time I had a plan for the bugs. We had brought our masks, for those times we'd need to be in doors, which was mostly bathroom breaks and playing of Fascination or pinball or whatnot. (One plastic strap on my N95 snapped while I was taking one bathroom break and I had to rely on the other strap and the straps of my cloth mask, as yes, I wear two layers these days.) I put my cloth mask on and while there were still bugs flying into my face, they were hitting the mask or ... well, my eyes, so the solution wasn't perfect. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had just resolved not to open her mouth for the ride, but she forgot and screamed in joy a few short-lived seconds during this.

And now it was closing time, with rides starting to shut down. We did pass the Roll-O-Plane to see it stopped, though, with people gathered around the lower car and trying to do ... something or other, while some parkgoer talked about something (his phone?) having gotten loose. We watched a while, and they moved the main swing arm a little, and it all seemed not to be making much progress on whatever the problem was. I hope it wasn't two loose pens breaking the machinery.

And this, finally, closed our visit to Sylvan Beach.


Getting back to Indiana Beach, here's the evening coming into its glories.

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The late sunset meant we wouldn't get many twilight or night photos but here's one, as the park lights come on, looking down the boardwalk.


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There are a couple neon (style?) illuminated signs, most of them abstract patterns but one that's I.B.Crow.


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I.B.Crow with a comic foreground for kids who want to look like tacos. The park's longtime taco vendor moved out, the last years under the park's old ownerships, and was coaxed back in by Gene Staples's new management.


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Couple kids looking up at Lost Coaster of Superstition Mountain. They don't seem convinced this is a good idea.


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More of the illuminated signs of Indiana Beach, with a last gift shop and food stand in the background.


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It was that time of night that a very slight difference in angle makes a huge difference in how the photographs of sky look.


Trivia: In 1648 John Wallis was named Savilian Professor of Geometry at the University of Oxford. Wallis had no mathematical teaching or publishing credentials at the time. Source: Infinitesimal: How a Dangerous Mathematical Theory Shaped the Modern World, Amir Alexander. This for a post that Sir Henry Savile founded to try correcting the poor state of mathematics in England in the 17th century. (Wallis, named for his political/religious convenience, would learn the subject and become a creditable mathematician; he's the person known for introducing the ∞ symbol to the world.)

Currently Reading: The Sputniks Crisis and Early United States Space Policy: A Critique of the Historiography Of Space, Rip Bulkeley.

At some point in the evening at Sylvan Beach [personal profile] bunnyhugger asked if I had worked out the theme of her T-shirts. She was wearing her Indiana Beach shirt, one that she got her first visit sometime in the mid-2000s. It listed all the roller coasters the park had then: Cornball Express and Hoosier Hurricane and LoCoSuMo (Lost Coaster etc, condensed to fit the shirt) and Tig'rr Coaster and Galaxi ... and oh yes, yes. I had it. Recall that Friday, at Canada's Wonderland, I had noticed the Vortex roller coaster there showed where it used to use the logo design of the Kings Island Vortex, and she was wearing her Kings Island Vortex shirt. I also knew what she planned to wear the next day, when we rode centennial roller coaster Jack Rabbit at Seabreeze Park. She had hurried before our trip to get her T-shirt of centennial roller coaster Jackrabbit, of Kennywood Park, washed. She had done the amusement park enthusiast geek trick of wearing the ``wrong'' coaster-name T-shirts, as fully as possible.

Another wonderful little moment not connected to riding things came about as we walked down another aisle of mostly unattended midway games. There was an elderly woman at the roll-a-bowling-ball game, whatever that's called, and she wondered about how many times we'd been to the park. She was delighted to learn it was our first trip. She'd been working at the park for several years now, a thing she does to have something joyful do to in retirement, and she talked a good deal about her love of the place. And of the people coming around, often year after year. I confess I don't know if we'll ever get back to Sylvan Beach but I can imagine it. (My best idea is if we were to go to eastern New York parks, plus the carousel nexus in Binghamton.)

She told us about how the park was exactly as it was when she was young, and we loved to hear that. That the park is full of vintage rides still in wonderful shape is happy but to know that, like, even the location of them has historical weight to them somehow makes it better. (We would later learn she was at least slightly misstating things: the Galaxi coaster they have was installed in 1993. It's possible that it was replacing an earlier Galaxi, or other coaster, in the location, though. The Roller Coaster Database does not list one, but they're not guaranteed to be complete even for the large and famous parks.)

So this was just a lovely, wonderfully-timed pause in the day, just soaking in a longtime park-goer and worker's love of a charming, cherished little place. [personal profile] bunnyhugger mentioned how she had the retirement fantasy of working at some little laid-back park like this and, yes, that would be such a wonderful spot to end up.

This part of the essay is turning towards the non-ride thing we did, so let me continue on that. There were a good number of midway games but the one that caught us and that we had to play was Fascination. There are not many Fascination parlors left in the world and yet, somehow, we've been to many of them: Wildwood, New Jersey; Indiana Beach; Knoebels; Darien Lake; and now Sylvan Beach. We stayed to play four rounds and only left because we weren't sure we would have time for more, with the sad news of the park closing at 9 pm and all.

They had other similar games too, though. Remember the Twenty-One games on display at the Indiana Beach historical center? Sylvan Beach had those, mostly in working order; [personal profile] bunnyhugger played a couple rounds and won enough tickets to not really be tradable in on anything. I did too, doing worse than she did. There were similar tic-tac-toe coin-op games but none of them, so far as we could tell, were working. Skee-Ball machines too, with the classic old configuration that doesn't have those 100-point targets in the upper left and right corners. (MWS, our pinball best-friend, who has Opinions about Skee-Ball, despises those as ruining the skill of the game.) Again, we got some tickets, not enough to redeem. We'd stick with the tickets as our souvenirs.

Another souvenir? Card fortunes. Carello's Arcade, with the ancient carousel, had a Zoltar machine, of the kind that turns you into Tom Hanks. We did not observe this phenomenon ourselves. But there was something more amazing, in another building that turned out to have more games and attractions. Sylvan Beach had a ``Cleveland Grandma'' prediction machine, from the late 20s or early 30s. This model has the fortune-telling grandmother pass her hand over a set of fortune-telling cards, before depositing one into the tray. We got to wondering things like how Sylvan Beach still has a supply of cards --- like, who's printing them? Or did they just buy a million blanks back in 1959? --- and they were printed with a proper fortune and even the name of the park so it's another souvenir of the experience.

And a good thing we have the souvenir because somehow, facing this rare and eccentric and frankly exotic mechanical contraption with relatively few surviving examples? We didn't get any good photographs. I only have the one and it's from a distance; [personal profile] bunnyhugger somehow was so caught up in the moment that she didn't take any pictures. I can't think what was wrong with us there; if we had our wits about us we'd have gotten pictures all over and maybe a video of the movie in action. Our best guess is there may have been a curse surrounding the machine, keeping it from photography. This is absurd but I can't think how to get DuckDuckGo to show me anyone else's pictures of the machine either. We may have to go back to Sylvan Beach just for this.

And, besides the Cleveland Grandmother, there were our favorite coin-op attractions: pinball. They had a Simpsons Pinball Party, a (Stern) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and a (Stern) Star Wars. This gave us a new quandary as we try to always play some pinball when we visit a park that has it. But we also didn't want to lose too much precious time playing games that, really, we could play back home. We squared this circle by playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a game that is so brutally short-playing back home that nobody enjoys it. Our local TMNT game has been, we're told, set up harder than anyone else in Michigan has. This experience, the only other one we've touched, seems to bear it out. I can't say the game was great fun, because it really is a brutal rule set and series of shots, but the game was definitely more forgiving and more tolerant of our shooting than that back home. I ended up getting on the high score table, for the best Michaelangelo player, although that with a not terribly high score. (At the start of the game you choose which turtle you represent; each character has a slightly different starting advantage.) Presumably the locals prefer to play as other turtles.

So this I hope gives you some sense of what Sylvan Beach was like, apart from the things to ride.


We're getting now on the tail end of our day at Indiana Beach; this is from the part where we sat down looking for somewhere to eat, really, and ended up having a magnificent plate of fried vegetables that we might just drive back to Indiana to get again.

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Cornball Jones, the roller coaster donkey(?), here pressed into service advertising barbecue. Not sure why but it does seem to avoid the cannibal-food-mascot problem.


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Didn't get a better picture of the elephant used for the elephant ears sign there. You can also just about see the sign mentioning Ideal Beach, the original name for Indiana Beach and still used for the water park.


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A park map! We never found park maps on paper, but there was this park map sign at least over near the water park entrance, on the north end of the park. It's out of date: the map doesn't include the new Cyclone coaster, and it'll need repainting for the American Dreier Looping when that's ready.


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Don't we all? Decoration in the window of the Fascination parlor.


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Looking in to the Fascination parlor in the quiet stretch shortly before the park closes for the day.


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Some of the available prizes for Fascination winners. Yes, my eye was also drawn to that cute stack of 100% All Paper Playing Cards.


Trivia: Charles Dickens is known to have watched the London execution of murderer Benjamin-François Courvoisier in 1840, to have attended a beheading in Rome in 1845, and the 1849 execution of Maria and Frederick George Manning, who had murdered an old acquaintance for his money. He declined to attend a double execution in Genoa in 1845. Source: The Invention of Murder: How the Victorians Revelled in Death and Detection and Created Modern Crime, Judith Flanders.

Currently Reading: The Sputniks Crisis and Early United States Space Policy: A Critique of the Historiography Of Space, Rip Bulkeley. I feel like I've read this before, but the library due-date card is blank, so either I didn't, or I read it from the Rutgers library (so, before 2012), or they replaced the due-dates card with a blank, but even if the old one was full why would they do that before someone checked it out?