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Ahead of our big summer vacation, an early-July thing so you know how far behind I'm still running, we hoped to build something for our pet rabbit. He can barely move his hindlegs, and there's almost no using them to move around. His front legs are good, though, and surprisingly powerful. When he wants to get away he's capable of a speed you'd think impossible for a disabled elderly rabbit. But there was a possible coping mechanism. Why not build a wheelchair?

We had visions of our rabbit racing about the house inside a PVC frame. He's smart, strong where he's able to. Why not?

Well, the first reason is there's no good plans for a PVC-frame rabbit wheelchair out there. There's one set of plans anyone can find, built for someone whose rabbit had a broken leg or something, and which apparently never actually got used as the rabbit recovered. They don't describe how long the various legs should be, or how long they should be relative to the rabbit. We made our best guesses based on our suspicious rabbit and spent some time trying to cut PVC pipe while yelling at each other. We don't really have the vise and sawblades that would made cutting PVC pipe easy.

Much more challenging was sewing the fabric harnesses the wheelchair would need: a sort of double hoop for his shoulders and chest, and then a larger saddle for his back. This required a lot of hand-stitching on [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's part, including a lot of hand-stitching velcro onto fabric, so the fit could be adjusted. We don't have the sewing machine that would make this stuff easy or tolerable.

Ah, but finally we had everything glued together, a set of wheels --- repurposed lawnmower spare wheels --- affixed, a harness put in, and we could fit our pet rabbit in! And his reaction?

Was to scoot backwards trying to get out of the thing. So far as that would go, which wasn't very far. The frame kept dragging on the ground. It was simultaneously way too small and way too front-heavy for him.

We made some modifications, hoping to keep it from dragging. What we got was our pet rabbit trying to scoot out of it until he gave up and flopped over, waiting to be let out of the thing. No racing around the house, not in this.

We've got ideas for an alternate frame, one that seems likely to be less sensitive to measuring the rabbit. And probably easier to set rolling. But even though we had resolved the first attempt at the wheelchair was probably going to fail and it would be a stroke of great luck if it didn't, giving it up for a loss hurt.

Trivia: From the 7th Century Japan and Korea imitated the Chinese civil service system of examinations. In the Japanese version only nobles were allowed to take the examinations. The Korean system exempted the sons of higher-graded families. Source: Empires of the Word: A Language History of the World, Nicholas Ostler.

Currently Reading: The Art Of Jay Ward Productions, Darrell Van Citters.

There was a little coda to the trip, the day after we got home. We had to get to [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's parents' home so we could pick up our pet rabbit. He was well and only spent a couple of days sulking about having been dislodged from his main home, this time. You know pets like this. We spent a good time snacking and talking and describing what the trip was like when [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's brother and his girlfriend got back from wherever it was exactly they'd gone out that day. They had been staying with [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's parents when they weren't up north and had returned, if I have this right, later in the evening, after leaving the tavern, rather than spend another night camping.

We all went out, in two cars, to a Mexican restaurant in the area (and now I'm reminded that [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's brother and girlfriend declined to try out the Chinese-Thai place we recommended in Suttons Bay, nominally on the grounds that places which do two types of food don't do either very well, which might be a sound guiding principle in Brooklyn but this wasn't Brooklyn); if I remember this right, we'd actually all more or less figured on going to another Mexican restaurant and somehow ended up at this one instead. We like them both anyway.

And we were all having a great time sharing the experiences with [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's parents, until both her brother and his girlfriend started feeling sick. They'd come in a separate car, so they were able to leave, and get back home before anything catastrophic happened. The rest of our meal wasn't so fun, though, and I think the waiter looked curiously at the remains of our party.

We returned to her parents' home and talked some more, including some speculation about what they might be sick with. (They were recovered enough to not think they were particularly contagious for the others on their plane flight home, at least.) Her brother came downstairs, groggy, to mention that while they were trying to sleep, the way the vents in the house were, pretty much every word we said went right up into their ears, so we promised to continue having a passive-aggressive conversation about them. He was good with that.

So we spent some more time, and tried to comfort the dogs --- who are always nervous but were more so what with me being around and what with these ill people upstairs --- and finally took our pet rabbit and went home. He hopped into his cage and declared that he was never ever going to leave again ever. He was wrong, of course.

Trivia: Gravesend, Brooklyn, was the first western New World settlement founded by a woman, Lady Deborah Moody (an Anabaptist exiled from the Massachusetts Bay colony as a ``dangerous woeman''), accepted by the Dutch to settle southwestern Long Island. Source: The Island at the Centre of the World, Russell Shorto.

Currently Reading: Technology in Postwar America: A History, Carroll Pursell. (I had expected a basically pop-history-of-science piece about inventions in America 1945-60 or so; it's actually a more academic study of American and world culture and technological development, from stuff like indoor bathrooms to suburbs to atomic power plants, and how they affected not just lifestyles but how people saw their lifestyles. I'm impressed by the book and also that I got it from the city library, not the university library.)

Friday, our last day. What was there to do but check out of the hotel and say our goodbyes to a peninsula that felt very much like home after so little time?

What did we stamp? What did we see in Lego form? What did the store-keeper have to say about the former Harbor Bar? Who did we see faceplant into the water? What did the dog have to say about the water? What did the Department of Transportation reveal that we kind of suspected all along? The answers may surprise you!  )

As we drew closer to home we had to stop at a gas station. Somewhere past the trees was something earning fireworks, and that's the festival air that was given to our last bit of vacation.

Trivia: Springfield, Massachusetts, was known as Agawam, the name of William Pynchon's plantation in the spot, before a town meeting of 16 April 1640. Source: The Old Post Road, Stewart H Holbrook. (Residents also thought they were in Connecticut when they settled it.)

Currently Reading: Sodom By The Sea: An Affectionate History of Coney Island, Oliver Pilat. This is indeed a very affectionate history, and I recognize many of its claims to fact as being currently accepted wisdom, although it's possible that this book (published 1941) was the source for many modern books. On the other hand it goes into things like details of how some of the shows or ride experiences and that's too often glided over these days.

After we'd finished eating and all the kids had run and fallen down and cried we continued on the trail. One of the scenic overlooks has a lovely two-level patio and a bunch of elderly people, possibly the same ones from the Horseshoe Curve in Altoona, and a plaque commemorating Pierce Stocking, the lumberjack who worked so hard to build the scenic trail that now guided people around the Sleeping Bear Dunes. (Looking at the many and beautiful trees we had to joke that his heart wasn't really into lumberjacking.) It gives great views of dunes and shore and trees and grasses and people walking along a long trail in the distance that we just didn't have time for.

Where did we letterbox successfully? Where did we letterbox unsuccessfully? What did we oversee? What did we plunge down? What did we play, and what did Walk The Moon play? The answers may surprise you, though probably not the Walk The Moon one. )

We got back to our hotel for our final night there. The stick insect which had been on our door's light for two nights running had moved down to the next door. The cooler was still so cool as to have ice in both bags, one of which was a couple days old at this point. That's quite a cooler.

Trivia: It appears to have been the idea of Manny Gerard, in 1979, to get a license for Space Invaders to be adapted to the Atari Video Computer System, the earliest recorded arcade game licensed for home play. Source: The Ultimate History of Video Games, Steven L Kent.

Currently Reading: Sodom By The Sea: An Affectionate History of Coney Island, Oliver Pilat.

PS: Reading the Comics, October 8, 2013 ... remember the comics?

I have to fill in two things I somehow forgot from Wednesday because they were remarkable memories and I can't believe I forgot. There was also one little bit that I suppose properly started Tuesday.

The first concerns urination. At the state and county parks they've set up what [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger tactfully dubbed Scary Pee Shacks, or SPSes, which are just port-a-potties in fixed locations. The mysterious thing about them is that at the parks and some scenic overpasses and such there'll be pairs (or more) of the port-a-potties and they're labelled Male or Female. I'm imagining the influence here of some regulatory demand that if there's more than one bathroom they have to be gender-identified because why anybody should care which of a couple of port-a-potties someone in the middle of the woods is using is a mystery to me.

Anyway. They're not set up with running water, or with ventilation systems of any kind, so they're kind of odoriferous in the same way that picric acid is a touch unstable. I had avoided using any for most of the trip but here, well, I couldn't comfortably hold it in longer and so went in the men's one while [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger waited for the women's SPS to clear. I didn't need long and I didn't breathe through it because gads but it was awful. I got out and she grinned at my fleeing the SPS. I draw up what dignity I could and said, ``I only object to the smell,'' which, yeah, is pretty much one of those things where everything you need to know about me you know in the one sentence. (I was thinking, you know, as opposed to the general cleanliness of the SPS, or that it used a squirt dispenser of isopropyl alcohol instead of soap and water or the like.) To be fair, if you smelled it, you'd object too.

The other thing I can't believe I forgot was at the bar, the one where I got a beer I couldn't say anything about past that it existed and I drank it without embarrassing myself. A bunch of people went around us and chatted with particularly [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's brother, because he's just one of those people you do that with. One of them, a kid who looked about college age, did one of those things that you probably think is slick when you're a slightly drunk guy in college and hovered weirdly near [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's brother's girlfriend, for much longer than even a momentary awkward fumbling would allow. Yes, he was smelling her. We marvelled at the general creepiness of this several times over the night; I don't know how it slipped my mind.

The thing starting Tuesday was that while we'd come to the Red Lion motor lodge with a baggie full of the travel-sized shampoos we'd cadged from other hotels in the past, it turned out we'd accidentally brought mostly conditioners, with just the one shampoo, and so we were out. But we had a small bottle of dishwashing liquid, purchased so we could wash our picnic plates, and as [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger noted, Consumer Reports used to preface every evaluation of shampoos with a thousand words of explaining that as long as you're not squeamish or snobby it's really the same stuff as in shampoo, just less gentle on the eyes, so just hold your eyes closed and use that already if you have any sense. We normally use the cheap shampoo anyway, but without that, we went over to dishwashing liquid for what was meant to be just the day. We kept forgetting to stop in Tom's or anywhere else for a travel shampoo, though, so we were shampooing in dishwashing liquid the rest of the trip.

Anyway.

What inexplicable scenic overlook did we see? Why did we drive into town first? What passport did we buy? How did the directions get me confused? Where did we eat? The answers may surprise you! )

There were other people picnicking, and a bunch of kids engaged in the traditional childhood pastime of running around until somebody falls down and cries. If we had needed to feel good about life in general, this would have been just the sort of scene to make us feel good about life in general.

Trivia: The first known steam engine of the Watt kind in the United States was made in 1800 by Oliver Evans. Source: An Empire Of Wealth: The Epic History Of American Economic Power, John Steele Gordon.

Currently Reading: Road to Revolution, Avrahm Yarmolinsky.

Back to the Leelanau Peninsula, though I wanted to mention I just discovered that I passed my 3500th Livejournal entry back in August, and didn't notice it. Obviously I should hit the magic 3653 come January.

With the lighthouse well-explored we went out to the shoreline, which we could see had clearly receded in recent years, just like the water depths level chart and the question about the lighthouse moving implied. This has a good side since it means there's a lot of beachfront, although quite a bit of it is pretty rocky. I thought over in the distance I could see people walking out on a spit of land and [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger humored me by going out along it too. This had the marks of being some land that's only been above the waterline the past few years, or at least was a string of little islands until fairly lately.

Where did we walk out to? How did we know to stop? What did Abraham Lincoln have to do with anything we saw? Who did we meet in Traverse City? What was he wearing? Who denied being part of the counter-culture? The answers may surprise you! )

We wandered out, managing to not forget his girlfriend's dress despite a false start, and down the neon-lit buildings of Front Street.

Trivia: The Board of Proprietors of West New Jersey (owners of all unclaimed land in the western half of the colony-then-state) have issued dividends --- granting warrants to land --- to Proprietors seven times, most recently in 1859. Source: New Jersey From Colony To State, 1609 - 1789, Richard P McCormick. (They still exist, having merged about fifteen years back with the Proprietor of East New Jersey at last.)

Currently Reading: Road to Revolution, Avrahm Yarmolinsky.

There's this party store just south of the Red Lion motor lodge, which looks a bit fancy --- it's got hardwood decoration all throughout the interior --- and which has a sign out front showing a rabbit mid-leap. We knew we'd have to stop there at some point, but hadn't found good reason to, at least until that Wednesday when we were looking to go to the Old Mission Peninsula. This is ... if you accept Michigan's lower peninsula as looking like a hand, then the Leelenau Peninsula is roughly the tip of the pinky, with the Traverse Bay the space between pinky and ring finger, and the Old Mission Peninsula goes up ... in that space in-between. There's not a tasteful way to extend the metaphor here.

What peninsula were we visiting? What building were we surprised we could get into? Why was it so far from the water? Did we visit a guh-guh-guh-guh-ghost town, or was it just the regular kind? The answers may surprise you! )

And I think I'll continue, tomorrow, with the rest of the day's events, as I've been flooding folks with extremely long entries lately.

Trivia: The earliest recorded use of ``rounders'' for the baseball-like game dates to 1828, in The Boy's Own Book, which includes a description of the rules. This is well after ``base-ball'' (and similar constructions) are recorded. Source: Baseball Before We Knew It: A Search For The Roots Of The Game, David Block.

Currently Reading: Hitler's Secret War In South America, 1939 - 1945, Stanley E Hilton.

Although we'd driven through it several times we hadn't properly seen Traverse City, the city, and that's what we made our main goal for Tuesday. While it may not be a very large city, it's still got a respectable-looking downtown with the desperate need for parking garages which brought us to one that had a mere four levels, but identified them with not just numbers and colors but also seasons of the year, which was cute. The parking deck was named in honor of ... I forget just who, but someone who'd been beloved in and employed by the city for decades, so there was a little bust of him just outside the elevator, and a hanging display of car hoods painted up because that's what the city is like.

Where did we find a chipmunk? What did the bookstore have in abundance? What hand-based activity was I repeatedly praised for? How was the cherry salsa? Who did we meet? The answers may surprise you!  )

When we went home --- hoping that the tent would be warm enough --- we discovered on a light bulb outside our door a stick insect, standing on top of it like a giant insect bestriding the globe (at least, the globe of Mars, based on the color). It'd be back the next night, but the night after had moved to the next room's door.

Trivia: The Sears Catalogue listed covered wagons for sale at least as late as 1924. Source: The Grand Emporiums: The Illustrated History Of America's Great Department Stores, Robert Hendrickson.

Currently Reading: Hitler's Secret War In South America, 1939 - 1945, Stanley E Hilton.

PS: From ElKement: May The Force Field Be With You, pointing to a fine set of articles about quantum field theory that you don't have to know mathematics to read.

Monday was our first planned picnic, which worked out well since that had been three days in the hotel room and housekeeping was really anxious to get at our towels. We'd been rising too late to be tended on their usual routine earlier. We put the cheeses and apples and a couple sodas in the cooler and headed to a party store, which is Michiganian for a convenience store that sells beer and parties, to stock up on ice. It turns out [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger's cooler is really good, as there were still serious blocks of ice when we dried it out the next day. The store also had a Suttons Bay Official Snow Fall thermometer, which measured about 120 inches of snow last season. It goes up to 240 inches.

Where were we going? What were we looking for? What didn't we see? What did we see? How was it linked to the TV series Community? And what didn't we eat? The answers may surprise you! )

Trivia: Mariner 6 was projected to return eight pictures from its far encounter phase and 25 from its near encounter with mars. It actually returned 50 in the far encounter and 26 in the near encounter, with 428 total useful pictures. Source: On Mars: Exploration of the Red Planet, 1958 - 1978, Edward Clinton Ezell, Linda Neuman Ezell. NASA SP-4212.

Currently Reading: Project Orion: The True Story Of The Atomic Spaceship, George Dyson.

There's a couple things from Saturday that I managed to forget to include. Well, one may have been Sunday --- I'm not positive --- but [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger thinks it had to have been Saturday. Let me fill in those gaps. Also, if you've been looking for photographs of our various trips and are impatient waiting for mine, you should know [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger is doing her own trip report with photographs integrated into the events. Those pictures are just a subset of those she's got on Flickr, so please don't overlook that all.

The one set on an uncertain day was while we were in Northport and looking for somewhere we could eat and not quite finding anything offhand because the restaurants were aimed at tourists a bit more upscale than we were. [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger said to me, in a quiet tone, something like ``Boy, and I used to think Suttons Bay was the more chi-chi place''. A guy the other side of the street and walking the other direction called out ``That's what I thought too!'' and strode on. We were amazed by all this repeatedly over the week.

Another moment was again in Northport as we wandered around the beach. A guy and two kids were there, with the younger kid running out into the water and the bigger kid standing warily at the edge. The little kid and the adult were trying to coax the bigger kid into the water and he was having none of that, asking such background questions as ``are there fish in there?'' And yes, they admitted, there are fish in the Traverse Bay, but they aren't going to be bothering him. ``Are there eels in the water?'' And the adult granted that there were eels in Lake Michigan, but they were not going to be anywhere within wading distance. The little kid kept pressuring the bigger one and finally the bigger kid stepped out far enough to maybe get the lower half the lower half of his ankles wet, under protest. The adult looked to us with a ``can you believe this?'' I just marvelled at getting to see the real live Petey from the comic strip Cul de Sac.

So for Sunday: What village from BunnyHugger's past did we visit? What art gallery did we crawl over and what store did it make us miss? What's with the dog? How did the dark side of the Moon come into play twice, one of them after Blackbeard?  )

So we drew our thoughts more intensely to the part that isn't the moral law within us, at least until we'd had our fill of the meteors and of the cold.

Trivia: The French Republican calendar month of Messidor was translated into Italian as Messidoro, into German as Erntemonat, and into Dutch as Oogstmaand. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: Project Orion: The True Story Of The Atomic Spaceship, George Dyson.

The next day --- Saturday --- we got up and headed up to Northport, which is a bit north of Suttons Bay and a bit of a bigger town, though still a charmingly cozy little spot. This turned out to be the day of the Northport dog parade, although that was held early in the morning when we were still rousing and all we actually saw was the aftermath, in the form of lots of people bringing their dogs around with them, which delighted us. What the dogs made of it I don't know, particularly as there were dogs of all weight classes, from Marmaduke down to Wadded-Up Tissue sized, and meeting a lot of them.

Where did we eat? Where did we buy food? What else did we eat? Who bought a peninsula for $53? What did we find instead of the mini-golf? The answers may surprise you! )

So, I was impressed.

Trivia: Pepsi began selling in Romania in 1965. Source: A History Of The World In 6 Beverages, Tom Standage.

Currently Reading: The Berkley Showcase: New Writings In Science Fiction And Fantasy, Editors Victoria Schochet, John Silbersack. (Published 1980; the introduction to the first story, a putative romance, talks about how modern audiences accept as romance pap like Love Story, a book and movie ten years old at the time.)

And now for the next big trip report: about our visit to the Traverse Bay area, in the northwestern corner of the lower peninsula. I'd never been there or anywhere near there, for self-evident reasons. [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger had been there often, as part of the usual family summer vacation, and a couple of trips in adult life. She hadn't been there in years, though, and she'd wanted so much to share this part of her past with me.

The drive up took less time than she imagined. It's probably only about as far to the Traverse City area as it is to Cedar Point, and that feels comfortably enough nearby. Somehow it just felt farther, possibly because it's driven less and unfamiliar drives always feel longer. Possibly it's because it does go, after about the first hour, into increasingly rural areas, with greater stretches between towns and even, to my surprise, stretches where the road doesn't just dwindle to two lanes but starts featuring signs warning that there'll be (say) 7 passing zones in the next 35 miles, with countdowns to the stretch where the road temporarily expands to two lanes to allow more convenient passing. I'd never seen that before. This isn't really deeply rural, like the upper peninsula, but it's still not the big cities like Alma or Mount Pleasant.

Traverse City, meanwhile, looks like a substantial city with miles of strip malls guarding the inner core and looks much bigger than the population Wikipedia claims it has would suggest. Well, the city does have to supply the Chili's and Tim Horton's needs of several counties. Our hotel, the Red Lion Motor Lodge, was just a couple miles north of Traverse City, opposite the highway --- M-22, signs for which get reproduced as bumper stickers a lot, much like Garden State Turnpike Exit 98 stickers do back east --- from the bay, so we'd have the wonderful sea to the east of us, and was seeped in wonderful 1950s motor lodge style. It's got some lovely heraldic-lion-shaped silhouettes for its icons.

We got in in the early evening and after unpacking drove north a little, to Suttons Bay, for dinner. This we found at a pizza place where we split a small pie while reading over the local free weekly and shaking our head at the letters to the editor. One of them was nominally about the cost of health care, and seemed to be very interested in impressing upon people the conspiracy of pharmaceutical companies to ... we weren't exactly sure. It wasn't a very coherent letter, and the others were just worse, and we realized that these were the best letters to the editor that they got the past week. We also learned that we'd missed a film festival in town by one week.

The pizza shop had an ice cream parlor that wasn't exactly built into it, but was kind of carved out of a corner of the place. We'd figured to go there after dinner, but they closed earlier than we imagined. And that was probably all right, as it was cooler than we figured and we hadn't brought our hoodies along --- it was early August, for crying out loud, it shouldn't be cold --- and after sunset --- which was nicely late, not really getting dark until around ten --- so we just walked around town a little bit, scoping out things such as the science shop with an array of telescopes around, and went back to our temporary home.

The Red Lion Motor Lodge didn't promise to have Internet, but it did anyway, a wireless network with a password that we really should have guessed. But the network had an irritating tendency to just disappear without warning, going from a pretty good, pretty fast connection to absolutely nothing. This would be fine for stuff like reading my comics or getting e-mail, but would be rotten for any kind of chatting, and we just hoped that whoever was in charge of the hotel's Internet would work out their issues with the router.

Trivia: James Watt measured the performance of his steam engines with a mechanical device that automatically plotted pressure and volume within the steam vessel. The indicator appears to have been developed around 1796 by his assistant, John Southern. Source: Inventing Temperature: Measurement and Scientific Progress, Hasok Chang.

Currently Reading: Tower of Glass, Robert Silverberg.