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We woke Saturday to find it had snowed, but it was not still snowing. So the weather was not so bad as we'd feared. We didn't rush downstairs for breakfast before that closed, and went instead to a Tim Horton's that was harder than it should have been to reach, because the side street leading to it wasn't cleared. Bad omen for the drive to AND and JJ's house. But they still had hash browns (breakfast service had just ended) and I was able to get an egg-bacon-and-cheese sandwich without bacon, which is what we'd wanted. The drive, nominally about ten minutes through county roads, took maybe twice that, and the roads were not well-cleared. But we got there in plenty of time.

We tried to park on the poorly-plowed road that the house was on, and [profile] bunny_hugger declared the car was stuck and got very cross with me for having said it would be fine. She got the car out, and drove across the intersecting street --- and, it transpired, the county line --- to the paved, better-cleared road where everyone else was parking. And talked about the day with the just-arrived GRV and MWS.

Had it not been for MJV's withdrawal, for back pains, [profile] bunny_hugger would have faced GRV in the first round. Which could be great for her: GRV had earlier declared he was going to just show up, plunge every ball, and walk away with the winnings for showing up at all. Even if this was bluster --- and a lot of what GRV says is bluster --- he's ... a ferocious competitor, if he doesn't lose his temper. If he does, he doesn't get it back, and he tilts away games he could win. MWS meanwhile talked about how he was finding a place where he could go to safely sulk about his performance. We would get inside for about an hour of warmup time before the tournament. I refrained from playing anything too much. I have observed how much I fade in tournaments, and while it's worth getting in some warmup time and some time spent finding skill shots and the like, there's no sense wasting good energy on games that don't count. I tried to think more about getting in a winning mindset.

Everyone except MJV checked in. The weather did not cause any players to miss, and the alternates sadly accepted this and asked if they were allowed to play games --- Stranger Things, Indiana Jones, and Dracula --- which weren't in the tournament. Not unless there were no games going on in that area, to avoid interrupting tournament players. But, that's all right. There'd be time.

PH called things together. Michigan is a very active competitive-pinball state. There were over 900 unique players and somewhere around 400 events for 2019. The great number of players and events is why there are 24 competitors for the state championship; less active states, such as New Jersey, get a mere 16. Michigan is busy enough it wouldn't be ridiculous to expand the field to 32. BIL would later work out that he had been at over a hundred events in 2019. He estimated that [profile] bunny_hugger (and thus, I) had been at seventy or so. We had the fourth(?)-largest prize jackpot, paid for by the International Flipper Pinball Association's one-dollar-per-player excise at every sanctioned tournament, of all the states and provinces of North America. He laid down some of the rules, and then we were on to the tournament.

I went in as 12th seed, dislodged from my longstanding 13th place by MJV's withdrawal. My first opponent: KYL, who I had only a vague idea who he was. He plays in a lot of Kalamazoo events, but I'd only seen him at the new Year's Eve tournament. I'm the high seed, so I get to pick the first game, and choose Fathom. My first ball is my first house ball, coming out of the plunger, hitting a bumper, and going straight down the center. But I recover, and end up doubling KYL's score. After the first game, the loser gets pick of game (or, if they'd really like, position). He picks Grauniads of the Galaxy. He's a specialist in the game. This is the Rocket Raccoon game. I'm not a specialist, but it usually treats me very well.

Grauniads has something like eight modes, corresponding to important characters from the (first) movie. I pick Quill's Quest, a mode in which you have to complete a lot of shots, but which, if you do, gives you an enormous bonus, and one that you collect every ball after the completion. KYL picks a less difficult, but less lucrative, mode to start. I finish Quill's Quest the first ball, and so my second and third balls have a bonus that starts at 25 million and can only get larger. He's beaten. It's a best-of-seven round, but his specialty game has betrayed him, and he can't pick it again; after this, he's playing to catch up, always a bad spot to play from.

So his next pick is Neptune, an electromechanical whose theme is collecting cards while King Neptune looks in. KYL has it nailed down: you shoot the targets corresponding to all the many playing cards, and then repeatedly shoot the scoop that's lit for 50,000 points. He puts in a score of 655,840, noteable because the scoreboard shows the hundred-thousands with a special light, and the 600,000 light is burned out. (There's a sign warning about that on the table). Me? I have a lousy game; I've never figured out how to play Neptune, and I put up a fair-for-me 49,430. It's my first loss, but: I don't feel beaten. I figure, I just have to get two wins before he gets three.

I pick Lord of the Rings. This is set on Hard Mode. I know what Hard Mode means. I suspect that most other players do not. It means, for example, that starting the various character modes, where a healthy number of points are, is not automatic the way it is in every Lord of the Rings game on location everywhere. It also means that the lanes which you shoot to light the ball lock (for Two Towers Multiball) can also be unlit, making what is ordinarily the easiest multiball in the game into a challenge. Despite my awareness of these, I put up a poor game: only 2.8 million points. KYL, less ready for all this, has a worse game, finishing a whisker behind me. I have my third win in the best-of-seven.

He picks Title Fight. I bite my lip rather than thank him for it. I suspect he was picking it as a coin-flip game, one that he'd have an even chance of beating me on. I feel confident in this game, though. I manage a plunge right into the upper playfield, and then again, and get a multiball award out of this. The multiball jackpot on Title Fight is not obvious, but I know what it is: hit each of ten little standing targets in the lower playfield. And, for a wonder, I do this, getting myself started with about four million points, in a game where two million points normally wins. He tries, but he can't get the multiball, and can't get the upper-punch loop that would be a second-best strategy. I don't have to play my last ball.

And ... there it is. I've been to state championship several times, but I have never won my first round. Getting a first-round win has been my ambition, and now? The rest of the day is gravy.

So a thing about Title Fight. And many games from that era. It is possible to tilt-through, shake a game hard enough that the tilt bob does not stop swinging before the game starts the next player's ball, and thus giving the next player a tilt they have not earned. Or a warning that they're on the verge of tilting, unfair as shaking the game is the original method of controlling a pinball, and is part of the game's strategy. There are compensations for tilt-throughs, but they're clumsy. So on games of this era the two players start four games, playing as players one and three, and plunging off players two and four.

So [profile] bunny_hugger's first round. She's playing PH. He's a better player than her. But she's beaten him surprisingly often in Fremont tournaments. And, as he points out, he's the tournament director. He's going to be constantly distracted by people asking for rulings, for balls to be unstuck, for rules clarifications, everything. Her case is dire but far from hopeless.

And they go to Title Fight. [profile] bunny_hugger spent her precious morning hours measuring the skill shot, to get the shot that just goes into the upper playfield. The plunge is not there now. PH hasn't got it either. Except that as player two or player four? They hit it perfectly. You know, when it doesn't count for anything. [profile] bunny_hugger tosses off a casual plunge and hits the upper playfield perfectly, and waves her hand and yelps with delight at the absurdity.

PKS, playing next to her, flinches at the unexpected noise, and loses his ball.

[profile] bunny_hugger is mortified. PKS is furious. PH steps up, working out what precisely happened. PKS asserts that the noise caused him to lose the ball. This entitles him to a compensation ball. (If you wonder how we can take the word of someone about why he lost his ball, well, competitive pinball is still in the stage where people are trusted to assess their situation and report it honestly. There is not yet enough money to have referees watching each game.)

Still, [profile] bunny_hugger feels awful and she tells PH that he should give her a yellow card, a warning for unsporting conduct; multiple yellow cards can become a red card and eviction from the event. PH says he does not want to do that yet, and asks whether she's apologized to PKS. She has tried, but PKS is furious and yells at her for a moment's carelessness. It's shocking, completely out of character for him. She will avoid him the rest of the day, until he's able to accept an apology. This wouldn't be until shortly before he was leaving, when [profile] bunny_hugger thought would be her last chance. By then he's almost surprised to have the subject brought up again.

PKS would win the game, with the compensation ball. But he was already down by three games when the incident happened, which explains some of the intensity of his anger. He has a rough day, falling from 9th seed --- he had lost eighth seed, and a first-round bye, in one of the last tournaments of the year --- to, ultimately, 22nd place.

[profile] bunny_hugger wonders later about PH's declaration. He refused to give her a yellow card ``yet'', implying ... was it likely she would ever shout something at this or any pinball tournament again, ever? Maybe if she won Pinburgh, but that's it. His asking whether she had apologized; what would that matter, other than to prove to anyone who didn't know her that she knew what went wrong and was making amends for it? I think it might be as simple as he's friends with [profile] bunny_hugger and PKS and doesn't want them to fight, especially over an accident. But also ... it wasn't his place to make any ruling. He was in the midst of a series against [profile] bunny_hugger; any rulings should have been made by, or at least approved by, one of the backup officials, such as BIL. But why did he not declare that?

He tells her to take a minute and compose herself. She takes it. But she's devastated. She hasn't got any playing spirit in her. She goes on to lose the round, four games to one. She might have in any case. In 2019 she went 7-22 against him in events where they both competed. (This is not all head-to-head play; just, like, she finished 9th in a tournament where he finished 10th.) (Also, I note, in the last six months of 2019 their record was a much more competitive 5-8. I told her the start of 2019 was a slump. The last three months of 2019 they were 3-3.) It's devastating, though. I try to rally her spirits, as I always do, and I fail, as ever. The only person who can restore her spirits after something like this is HMZ, who brings this Socratic zen approach to her self-doubts. He isn't there. He's somewhere back in Lansing, possibly at work. I can ask myself what HMZ would do, but I don't know.

And there's no time. We're on to the next round.

Trivia: The 1882 proto-World's-Series between National League champion Chicago and American Association champion Cincinnati was abandoned after the teams split the first two games. More attention went to the contest between Chicago and the runner-sup in the National League, the Providence Grays. Source: A Game of Inches: The Story Behind the Innovations that Shaped Baseball, Peter Morris.

Currently Reading: Cataloging the World: Paul Otlet and the Birth of the Information Age, Alex Wright.


PS: Looking close at one Lakeside Park ride here.

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Disused ticket booth outside the Loop-O-Plane ride.


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And here's the Loop-O-Plane in full swing. NOte [profile] bunny_hugger not riding it. Also the Dragon coaster behind that.


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Minimum height sign for the Loop-O-Plane. Most of the park's rides have these kinds of homemade (or at least looking-like-homemade) cartoon design.

I had a very good competitive pinball year, in 2019, and that started the day before the state championship when I tied for third place in the pre-championship tournament. There would be a pre-championship tournament the day before this year's championship too. This would be a simple progressive-strikes tournament, in which you get from zero to three strikes depending on your finish in group games, and you finish playing after collecting at least nine strikes. This would also be my first chance since Frostyfest to play any of the games at AND's place, so it would offer valuable intelligence.

It would also be basically everyone else's chance. AND had scheduled practice time on his games the Saturday before, when I was in New Jersey. But a major ice and freezing-rain storm swept through Michigan and he cancelled that rather than let people risk their lives on the road getting there. But there wasn't a sensible makeup day. This would be everyone's chance to get some practice time in. AND and his partner JJ hosted, with JJ putting an extraordinary effort into providing food, from snacks through to burritos. And much of it vegetarian too; it's great to be able to just go up to the buffet and eat without closely examining things. The one weird oversight was they didn't get any diet sodas. I guess I understand people thinking zero-calorie sodas taste ``weird'', but I don't understand choosing to drink that many calories just to have flavored water. When we drove back to our hotel I watched for any convenience stores where we might get our own pop in the morning. There were not many; it was mostly minor roads between AND and JJ's place and the hotel. But also in the morning the snow would turn out to be bad enough we just wanted to get to AND and JJ's place safely and weren't much for side trips.

25 people, all told, came to the event. Not everyone who was in the state championship. JRA, DAD (JRA's father), and CST attracted my attention by not being there. A couple of people who were alternates were there. As was KEC, who was so low-ranked that a shocking number of people would have to not show up at the last minute for her to play. But it's great to see her out and playing again, after several months of her being absent from competitive events. And, you know, given the weather? It could happen.

The important and most wonderful thing is that [profile] bunny_hugger and I were never put in a group together. So we were spared jokes about the homewrecker matchup and neither of us had to beat the other. [profile] bunny_hugger even started with a win, on Gruaniads of the Galaxy. This beat PH, whom she was slated to play in the first round on Saturday, as well as JB, her Lansing-league rival. Also the guy I was slated to play in the first round of the championship. After this emotionally grand start, though, she had a last-place finish on the 1970s Playboy, not helped by the injustice of the game refusing to register a scoop shot she had made. Then a second-place finish in a three-player group, on Jackbot, against RLM and AND. And then she got put in a killer group, against AJG, AJR, and MSS on Transformers. Any of her opponents was a strong candidate for state champion; only AJR didn't have a first-round bye for the championship and that just because he didn't play enough. And Transformers is a frightfully hard game, with a very tight tilt. She expected a bloodbath and, yeah, that's what I would expect too.

And yet. She decided she was just going to shoot for lit shots and not try any strategy to start the lucrative but risky multiballs. And this worked. She came within a whisker of taking first place, and she got on the high-score table with the achievement of a nine-way combo. She didn't realize she had done that and, yeah, making nine major shots in a row without interruption is amazing on any game. On this it's even more amazing.

Still, she was averaging more than one strike per round, a rough average. The next game: Attack From Mars, an old familiar one. She took third place, earning two strikes. This put her at seven strikes. She had to get first or second place on her next game, which was ... the newest game in the world, Stern's Stranger Things, based on the 80s game. She's played it a couple of times, but hasn't got much experience (of course, who has? The game was released not three weeks ago) and the rules are still being discovered. Possibly written. She took a third place, just enough to knock her out, and leave her in the four-way tie for 16th in the tournament. After her second-place finish in the New Year's Eve progressive-strikes tournament it felt like a comedown. But, as she had been pointing out to a disheartened MWS, one tournament really doesn't tell you much about what the next tournament would be like. She had finished dead last in the Silver Balls tournament only to get a final-four finish at Fremont and a second-place finish on New Year's Eve. State Finals could be anything. And she did have that win against the formidable PH.

And me? Well, I was disappointed that Stranger Things was there. It wouldn't be in the state championship --- the game's programming is too much in beta for that --- but to make space for it, and some other new games, AND had removed Hotdoggin'. This is a 1980 skiing-themed game that I had gotten the hang on, and figured would be one of my go-to games for the tournament. There were some other go-to games, but I'd really have liked to have this one back.

My tournament started out against AJH, AND, and BIL, all people with first-round byes, and on Transformers. I took third place, but only because BIL did not have any idea how easily the game would tilt and his game went down in flames. My second round was against RLM, AJG, and EAG. RLM and AJG I know, and know they're better than me. EAG is one of the emerging Ann Arbor competitive scene; he was merely 48th ranked in Michigan for the year, but he also only started playing in mid-August. But the game was Fathom, a mermaid-themed early-solid-state and while AJG creamed everyone on it, I gave him a run for the money. I had three strikes after two rounds, not where I'd like to be, but manageable.

Then on to Stranger Things, against RED and the guy I was scheduled to play first round Saturday. I was the only one to have a fair first ball. They were the ones to have good second and third balls, and I took two strikes. Then to Strikes and Spares, an early solid state game. The secret here is finding either the scoop on the right side or the spinner on the left side of the table. I almost had that, and got second place again. I really needed a win, or better two wins, to finish well in the tournament, but consistent second-place finishes would be all right.

My next game: Title Fight, against MWS, PH, and JEK. This is an early 90s Gottleib game, meaning that its scoring is bonkers and arbitrary. It also means that you can always bring the ball to a stop by just holding the flipper up. It's got a tricky ball plunge, but I was aware of that and had practiced, finding the plunge that would send the ball into play safely, ideally into this little upper playfield that's very good to get. PH started off with a plunge that rocketed the ball into the outlane. I had a solid first ball, and then nothing the second or third balls. Everyone but PH overtook me, and this would be his only last-place finish of the day. He spent some of the evening experimenting with the plunger and finding just how to launch this ball.

This left me at eight strikes: I would continue this game only as long as I finished in first place. My next match was on Attack From Mars, against AJR and JD. AJR could play Attack From Mars for years, if he chose. But, you know? He put up a fair, for the table's difficulty, score of 800 million. (The game scores very high). I could reach that, if I didn't fumble the ball. And I didn't fumble the ball. I made it through to the next round. I was still in the do-or-die situation, but I was finally starting a winning streak.

The next game was Playboy, against BIL and EAG again, plus PAT. The game has the simplicity of late 70s games: you need to hit the five targets that correspond to keys to the Playboy Mansion, and repeat. There's other stuff but it doesn't much matter. If you can manage this right-orbit shot into a left scoop, you're pretty much gold. I can't manage this shot, and takes two strikes. I'm knocked out, one round after [profile] bunny_hugger, and dropped into a tie for 13th place with MWS, who's worrying about his fall from third-seed.

The tournament goes on, taking twelve rounds in all. (I was knocked out in the 7th). AND wins, an outcome that would make sense even if these were not his own games played in his home. EAG takes second place, a sign of how tough the Ann Arbor scene is going to make it for the rest of us in 2020. AJR, AJH, and AJG take the next several spots.

BIL, knocked out with me, says that his strategy for Saturday is going to be ``don't play anyone whose name starts with A''. He's not wrong. All of Michigan's state champions since the modern era of competitive play began in 2014 have been from the killer A's: AND twice, AJG twice, ADM (who's not in the championship this year) and AJH once each. And AJR, who won third place in all of Pinburgh for 2019, is who I'd bet on to win this championship.

We spend some time playing, trying to get intelligence on just how the pinball games do play. I put attention on Title Fight. Its rules are quirky and its plunge is dangerous. It could save me. Fathom, too, which is also a lot of fun to play. Seawitch, the table on which the modern Beatles game is based, ought to be a go-to game, but I don't feel confident on it. Dirty Harry, Aerobatics, Strikes and Spares, Freedom ... these I come to feel are going to help me tomorrow, if anything can.

We don't stick around until AND and JJ are ready to go to bed. It's already snowing. We'll want a full night's sleep. And be ready to deal with whatever snow we see in the morning.

Trivia: In the 1870s Macy's department store in Manhattan opened a restaurant, leasing space to a caterer who provided cold food made off-site. Source: Service and Style: How the American Department Store fashioned the Middle Class, Jan Whitaker.

Currently Reading: Cataloging the World: Paul Otlet and the Birth of the Information Age, Alex Wright.

PS: How All Of 2019 Treated My Mathematics Blog, more of me looking at my writing instead of actually writing. And yet these kinds of posts are always popular. Go figure.


PPS: At Lakeside Amusement Park, looking at the things we passed on the way in but from a different angle now.

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Just west of Kiddieland is the area of the park we'd first entered, with the Ferris wheel (note the partially script-Neon logo), the still-as-of-2020 unnamed, unopened roller coaster, and the drop tower.


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Closer look at the unnamed Zyklon roller coaster and, beside it, the Heart Flip ride; I don't know whether that was ever opened but it was closed off by roller coaster construction when we visited.


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Close-up on that water fountain we kept passing and that I kept finding awfully interesting.

And now let me share the contents of a full-up humor blog for the past week. If you weren't reading these things before, you can read them now. Or even later. It's fun how that works.

And now, let me give you a lot of pictures of The Whip at Lakeside Amusement Park.

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Peering through two of the barely-translucent circular discs outside Lakeside's Whip.


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A look from the Whip over to the Kiddieland area; the Royal Grove is the white building on the left there, and you can see a line outside the ticket booth.


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Overhanging patio outside the Whip, with a view of their stylish ride stained-glass W.


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[profile] bunny_hugger admiring the patio and the Whip's W logo.


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The overhang's patterend floor tiles, which have taken some damage. But you can see how dazzling this has to have been when it was new, and it's still adorable.


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A ice clear look at the Whip's W logo, in case you want to render it in your theme park simulator.


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The ticket booth for the Whip, underneath the overhang. It's not in use anymore but it would be a shame to lose a great-looking place like this.


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One of the many fountains in the lawn beside the Whip.


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Oh yeah, and on top of the overhang? They're quite proud of radio station W-H-I-P here at Lakeside.


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A look at the Whip's actual ride, you know, stuff. Notice the ride's motor is housed in a little box made up to look like a rather large barn.


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Little closer view of the center of the Whip, and the housing for the machinery. There's also a look at the ride operator overseeing things.


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And here's a side view of the Whip.


Trivia: France's 1848 revolutionary government placed a surtax of 45 centimes on every franc paid in direct taxes. At the time only property owners paid direct taxes. Source: 1848: The Revolutionary Tide in Europe, Peter N Stearns.

Currently Reading: The Bowery: The Strange History of New York's Oldest Street, Stephen Paul DeVillo.

So having finally arrived back home, after an eight-day work trip that I went on after finally arriving back home, after a four-day family-visit trip that I went on after finally arriving back home, after a two-day pinball event, I ... did some urgent laundry and repacked for a two-day pinball event. This has not been a month where I've spent a lot of time at home. It's only this weekend that I've finally spent two full days in my house.

The reason here, though? The Michigan State Pinball Championship. I was set to go in as 13th seed --- no, 12th seed; MJV, to his regret, had to pull out. He's had back pains, which are just awful. [profile] bunny_hugger had been going in as 23rd seed, following her eleventh-hour New Year's Eve performance, and now she'd be 22nd seed. The venue returned to the East half of the state (well, the lower peninsula; the upper peninsula has no pinball scene, and it's really only the lower half of the lower peninsula), for the first time since 2016. The venue this year: AND's house, the basement and garage from which Frostyfest has been held several times. He's got dozens of games, from the 60s to modern games, and mostly quite interesting ones. And he's hosted tournaments, including the Frostyfest that's usually the last big tournament of the year. And, yeah, if the west side got to host the finals one more year there'd be open rioting.

AND's house is near Flint; it's not even an hour away, and most of that on I-69. Compared to the Fremont location of last year this is practically our backyard. And yet weather conspired to make it difficult again. After a winter that's been mostly snow-free and disturbingly warm, we had a winter storm advisory. Not just a modest one either, but the promise of anywhere from four to eight inches. The International Flipper Pinball Association does not allow for snow days, and only allows for delays at all in case of catastrophic failures at the venue. I understand their being intersted in having all (United) states and Canadian provinces hold finals as simultaneously as possible. But I also feel they should defer to the weather service issuing travel advisories. And understand that, like, for people in huge states like Texas or California ``just come next week'' might not be practical. But how the weather might screw up attendance was an important question.

So, we decided to get a hotel room near AND's house. Unfortunately his house is off the main roads, and even off the minor roads; he lives at an intersection that's paved on one side and gravel on the other. I wasn't worried that I-69 would not be in tolerable condition Saturday morning. The county roads, though?

Besides that, we had Sunshine and Fezziwig to take care of. Fezziwig's easy; he has his caches of food and water bottle and wheel to run on. Sunshine? We once again called on [profile] bunny_hugger's grad school friend EJL. He was willing to come over in the morning and give her a full day's ration of pellets and vegetables and hay (the extra pellets in case we were snowbound near Flint). And gave him a house key, which he should really have had before, as the nearest trustworthy person who might take care of minor house emergencies when we're out of town. When Saturday morning and four inches of snow came, he regretted his willingness to help and hoped that we'd have e-mailed him to say that we had decided not to go, or had stayed home overnight, or something. He'd had to park at the top of the unplowed street and trudge down the sidewalk to give our rabbit her food. We really owe him.

So, the hotel. [profile] bunny_hugger found a Baymont Inn, usually a nice reliable sort of place. Next to the front entrance was a disused industrial-grade washing machine, prompting me to say, ``Hey, free autoclave!''. At the check-in desk was a letter, mounted in one of those frames corporations use to put up notices expected to be there for a while, explaining that while they are near Flint they do not use Flint River Water and besides they're not in the City of Flint and have excellent schools and all. Okay. They were having some problem with one of the credit card readers and had to move us to another station to finish checking in. The guy behind us, paying his hotel bill with $100 bills that he somehow had, was fine. Also, not sure what's sketchier, paying for a hotel room in cash or paying for it with hundred-dollar bills. We had a second-floor room, but the elevator was right next to the lobby and we found ... the button for the second floor doesn't work. We started to look for the stairs, when the desk clerk told us that yeah, the elevator's been doing that and they have someone coming but it'll be a couple days because this is the busy season for elevator repair(?). But if we pressed the third floor button, and once the elevator was in motion pressed the second floor button, it would stop on the second floor. This was a dirty lie, and we took the stairs down from there. We didn't tell them their instructions didn't work, though, so as far as they know the instructions do. Also, the tag by our door, with the room number, was covered up with stickers replacing whatever was there with the 207 it was supposed to be. They also had said they didn't have any password for their Wi-Fi, you just agreed to their terms of service, which did not come up when I opened my laptop. It just connected and showed a blank screen for that Wi-Fi Connection thing.

As delightfully sketchy as all this was, though, the actual room, the part of the hotel we should care about, was clean, warm, quiet, and had plenty of pillows. So, you know, everything to care about was in good shape. The only thing I'd have liked is for the morning breakfast to have extended to 11 am.

Trivia: Darling of the Day, which opened at the George Abbot theatre on 27 January 1968 and closed after 31 performances, was at its time the costliest Broadway failure. It lost $750,000 on the initial investment of $500,000. Source: Not Since Carrie: 40 Years Of Broadway Musical Flops, Ken Mandelbaum.

Currently Reading: The Bowery: The Strange History of New York's Oldest Street, Stephen Paul DeVillo.


PS: Getting from Lakeside Amusement Park's Kiddieland to one of its really prominent features.

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A Kiddieland ... snack stand, I think, though it wasn't in use and a flat ride behind that which I think is a junior tumble bug; I'm surprised I don't have a closer-up picture of it.


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And here's a look at the park's Whip, featuring a nice overhang and an outer ring with many (barely) translucent circles between two bars.


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The Royal Grove is, I believe, an arcade set next to the Kiddieland area, although it sure does look like there should be food in there, doesn't it?


Those were my workdays. What about the non-workdays? Evenings involved a surprising lot of trips to this shopping mall that's not actually that close, because I needed to get stuff like tubs of hummus, and somehow the Acme that's on the same street as my hotel is also inaccessible. A highway cuts off the two sides of the road and I never worked out how to get there. Somehow I never had the time I expected to after work, in large part because I wasn't at all ahead, or even on, deadline for my various blogs, this included. Also I learned that they don't have The Price Is Right episodes online anywhere you can see them anymore. I ended up watching a buch of Simpsons episodes on the channel I can only find when I'm at the hotel.

And we went to movies. One thing [profile] bunny_hugger and I used to do was see a movie apart ``together'', going to showing at the same time or as close to the same time as possible. Friday night we went to see Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, largely so that we could safely listen to our podcasts, all of which are doing episodes about it. For me, I got to a theater in Trenton that's spent forever going through cycles of being closed and abandoned, then renovated and reopened, then closing and being abandoned. This is one of the patches where they're open so I was glad to catch it in that phase.

The movie was, mm, all right. I didn't like it as much as The Last Jedi, mostly because it kept shying back from the most interesting stuff. Like, there were two points where characters seemed to meet surprising fates and both were walked back and that was disappointing. It's not like it was bad. But, like, the Flophouse podcast episode on the movie pointed out how the story is a point-and-click adventure, get this thing to get that thing to get this other thing to get the next thing, and that's a bit dissatisfying.

Some spoilers regarding the movie and my thoughts about it, here. )

The other movie that we saw, on Sunday, was Cats. We would have been inclined to see it anyway. But the air of fiasco surrounding it made us more eager to see it in theaters. (This is also why we're probably going to see Dolittle too.) Here, it's blazing through theaters so fast we could only find one showing that was roughly synchronous for both of us, a Sunday morning show. That's all right. [profile] bunny_hugger has heard the movie is turning into an interactive thing, people calling out stock riffs at the characters, and was worried this would spoil her screening. I hadn't heard about this. While the theater was about one-fifth full, enough to be noticeable, it was a quiet audience at least back where I was sitting. The only audience member I noticed speaking was someone who, at the first singing of ``Memory'', gasped ``Here it is!''. Can't fault someone for that.

So how bad a movie is it? ... I can't say it's that bad. There are many bizarre choices to it. The camera moving around far too much the first half of the film, for example. CGI slathered over people dancing so that you can't trust that you're actually seeing skilled dancing. The cats being presented in inconsistent sizes, and the camera forcing you to notice this, so that some scenes look like optical illusions. Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots scratching and licking herself in ways that are, yes, true to cat behavior but not, like, good to see. James Corden bringing the action to a halt to make jokes that are appropriate to a comedy sketch based on Cats but that just break the scene of the movie.

I can't say it's good, although good bits keep trying to emerge. But it is a great spectacle, and it's unreservedly itself. Again there was a Flophouse podcast episode about this, and while they were way too put off by the character design, they did come to agree they had a lot of fun watching this. Part of that, yes, from thinking through the implication of Macavity having broken, as the verse reminds us, ``every human law''.

What else did I get up to? A certain amount of poking around old haunts. A bunch of used book stores, where I tried my best not to go too wild but you may notice me having a book about the Bowery, for example. I also went to the Freehold Raceway Mall, to see the carousel there, although I didn't feel like riding it without [profile] bunny_hugger. This was also a chance to poke into the Disney Store, although they didn't have any good Stitch merchandise.

I did stop at Jersey Freeze, an ice cream place we went to all the time when I was a kid and the Freehold Traffic Circle was still there. It's got a restaurant attached and we only rarely ate there, but this was a good spot to go for lunch. And then ... you know, I realized, it's like 65 degrees out. It was warm the whole time of my visit and over the weekend it was alarmingly warm. (Meanwhile back home, Lansing was bunkering down for a major ice storm and not sure that wide swaths of the city might not lose power.) So I got an ice cream, too; they were doing brisk business and boy, remember before we broke the climate and a freakishly warm day in January was something that only happened every five years?

Later on I realized I should have gone to the Popcorn Park Zoo, although I don't know whether the small rescued-animals zoo is even open in winter even if it is 65 degrees out.

I also visited the Silverball Museum. Twice, as it turned out: once for Sunday and once in the long afternoon that I had between checking out of my hotel and the scheduled time for my flight home Thursday. They've got a nice row of all five Jersey Jack pinball games now. They've also been getting better about putting up signs explaining the games. Also they've got anniversary signs, pointing out which games are 25, 30, or in one case 70 years old. Sunday I stayed at the museum until it closed at 9 pm --- they turned off all the games while I was in the bathroom and I'm not sure they knew I was in there --- and, you know? It's fun to do that.

Flying back home, out of Newark, kept threatening to be a fiasco. I had booked a return flight for the early evening and that might be fine at avoiding having to get up early to get to the airport on time. But I was going through security about 5 pm, in an enormous mass with a confusing array of bins, including two conveyor belt's worth of bins that maybe makes the flow of screening go more continuously, but also means you get crazily separated from your belongings if you have more than one bin. Plus, I forgot to take the work-issued tablet out of my duffel bag and they got all snide at me for expecting them to X-ray a duffel bag with a tablet computer inside.

The other thing was my flight. I'd had a flight for 7 pm. There were high winds in the northeast that day, though. This limited the number of flights coming in, which is a real problem as you need a plane coming in to fly a plane back out. I kept messaging [profile] bunny_hugger as our flight was pushed back, and back again, and back some more. And I slowly noticed that, like, I'd been in this little corner of the airport for two hours and not a single flight had arrived or departed from any of the four gates around me. A guy sitting near me, whose stuff I watched while he got food, would not stop commenting on the absurdity of all this and like, yeah, it is absurd. At one point I told [profile] bunny_hugger I was going to stop messaging her with new flight times because every time I did we got bumped back again (and right after doing this, we lost another half-hour). But there's only so much complaining you can do without the complaining becoming the problem.

Also I learned that airport Dunkin Donuts do have their new BeyondMeat Sausage biscuits and those are really good.

But finally they had a plane for us, and we got on, and I got into the wrong seat, interrupting a fair-sized party. I got back into the right seat and felt amazingly stupid about this, though. Taking off and the whole ascent was a bit rough, owing to those winds, and I thought the whole time about how glad I was [profile] bunny_hugger was not on this flight. It was only ever a modest shaking but I know how much she would not have liked any bit of this shaking, especially so soon after takeoff.

So I got back to Michigan after midnight, and drove to the long-term parking exit gate where I learned they had changed the card system between when I left, the Wednesday before, and this Thursday. Had to go to the one gate attendant, who seemed surprised that I had an old-style ticket, somehow. But he was able to make that work and I was able to drive home.

I reunited with [profile] bunny_hugger, and saw Sunshine and Fezziwig for the first time this year, sometime after 2 am.

Trivia: By 1946 all US reserve supplies of grass seed had been exhausted during the war effort. Source: The Lawn: A History of an American Obsession, Scott Jenkins.

Currently Reading: The Bowery: The Strange History of New York's Oldest Street, Stephen Paul DeVillo.

PS: Reading the Comics, January 18, 2020: Decimals In Fractions Edition, a handful of mathematically-themed comic strips with a little bit to write about.


PPS: More of what we saw at Lakeside Amusement Park, the junior version.

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Junior Whip ride in the Lakeside Kiddieland. Some of the other flat rides are visible in the distance.


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Kids boat ride; notice that the track rises and falls, so there's something evoking the rocking of a boat in this motion.


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Pringles, Doritos, and ice cream sandwich vending machines at the park. Also ... wait, there's Pringles vending machines?

My first day back in the office in years --- literally since Stephen was dying --- started late. I thought I had set the alarm clock and, as best I can figure out, my checking that it was set caused it to un-set. I still woke about 7:30, enough to get in only a little late. Also, nobody cared, since none of the people I was there to see were there anyway. I would try not to take advantage of, oh yeah, it not really mattering just when I got in. But one other morning I did sleep in, when I really needed it. I'm amazed how much better I am getting up for 9 am than for 8 am.

The first day back, as often happens, ended up including a whole morning of catching up with people I hadn't seen and learning how many people had surprisingly gone since I was last in. And waiting for my computer to be set up with a desk and monitor so I could do anything. This took a very long time since I hit one of the busiest days for the tech folks, and it brought back memories of the eight months I worked three days a week there without any responsibilities whatsoever. I did get to talk some with one of the guys working on the project I was supposed to start on, and got briefed enough to have a clear idea of what exactly I was out there for, though. Also at lunch I discovered the deli I always went to has closed, replaced with a little cafe that I didn't think I could just get, like, pork roll at. I went to the other deli counter, in the convenience store across the street, and they apologized; they couldn't make hoagies because they were out of bread. So after this I started bringing in a tray of hummus and chips for lunch and skipped looking for local food.

Friday ended up being the big day, with first me going to the SQL server guy. My intent was to ask him to just get server address and password and any one preloaded query so that I could prove out connecting my stuff to his SQL server. The SQL server guy is this guy you don't actually talk to. You stand within his perception range, and then he starts talking, and showing off whatever the heck it is he's doing, and eventually the day ends. It was, without exaggeration, a half-hour of him showing off stuff he'd worked on before I could even say what it was I was there for, and while he was thrilled beyond all reason to provide this I'm still not sure I actually have what I need. I would have liked to go right back and do a test build, but the boss came in and we finally had everybody who'd have some say in this project. So we started a meeting about that, and that meeting went on the rest of the day.

The major disagreement and the one I couldn't find a way to excuse myself from was about the core design. It's a system about letting people in the field enter data. The boss would like to have this all done as a web application so that people with cellular-data-equipped tablets can send us data updates in real time. The tech people say that clients are not going to pay for cell-data-tablets because they are just as happy to have their records updated in a batch at the end of the day and save on the data plan charges. I think the tech people are right about this; but, the boss wants a web application. I'm content to build this, since the stuff I'm least confident I know how to do will be the same either way. Also, they gave me a tablet of the kind that people in the field are using, so that I can build something which looks as much as possible like the data-entry program they're currently using.

In other officing games, though, I was finally able to explain to my boss, enough times, that he started to believe me that Google Maps would not work with OpenLayers anymore. And we even found a workaround. We were using Google Maps to provide aerial photographs of some stuff. It turns out the state of New Jersey has published its own aerial photographs, for 2017, 2015, 2013, and miscellaneous other years going back to 1930 (!). (Pick a year and a map of interest, and then Open In Map Viewer if you want to see, like, what Jamesburg looked like back when. Many of the older maps, besides 1930, are only of regions of the state.) And set things up where anybody, such as us, could put them into our projects. We can also download and host complete copies of the flyover photographs ourselves, which would be the better long-term solution. But even without that, it meant that I could excise the Google Maps stuff easily and replace it ... wait ... uh ...

So, the last couple days of my office work turned into yak-shaving. I've been having issues. Geoserver, which makes maps, on the development and testing server for some reason introduces this great big white block that obliterates the map. Using the developer tools and inspect-elements feature you can remove the white block and see the map, but I can't figure out why it's there at all. All right: the backup is to develop and test in a secret directory on the production server, whose Geoserver doesn't do this. And then Visual Studio decided it would not post to the production server, citing some files not being findable in something called SGEN. As far as I can figure this is Visual Studio throwing a fit, rather than a real thing. But also every fix I could find for this doesn't work. Nor could I post to anything but the original folder in the development server; even other folders on the development server don't work. But I can copy the files from the working development server folder to other folders, including on the production server. Why? I have not the faintest idea. This is too stupid a workaround to live with, though, but it'll at least deal with things a little bit. Also something about the projection is wrong but there is no understanding map projections.

And on Monday there was something wild. Someone broke in to one of the cars in the parking lot. He did it kind of the old-fashioned way, trying each door handle. He got in to one that has those button handles; somehow he hit enough buttons to get the door to unlock. Then he rooted around a good five minutes or so, before finally making off with ... I'm not sure. But he did leave the brand-new laptop in the car. This all happened about 11:30 that day, and it was only discovered hours later. They were looking over the security camera footage and marvelling at it. Also that, like, a couple minutes either way and someone from the company would have been outside, for a smoke break (there's a surprising number of smokers here) or to get lunch or to use one of the work vans. So that made for some excitement at the close of the day.

Tuesday after I came in and asked if there were a repeat performance I noticed what looked like a crumped $50 bill on the floor. I said someone must be feeling flush with cash if they're throwing fifties around. The guy whose car was broken into agreed yeah, it's just there for anyone. What it was, was a color copy of a $50 on a regular sheet of paper, tossed down as the tamest sort of practical joke. This got some talk going about how weirdly good a copy it was, at least seen from six feet away. One of the people who've been hired since I was regularly in office took a $50 out of his wallet, and compared: the color wasn't right, and the bill was a bit small, and of course the paper was nothing and --- excuse me, why do you have multiple $50 bills in your wallet? He explained that he doesn't have a bank account(?) so he has to carry cash(?). I suppose it's his business if he wants to not have a bank account despite having, you know, a salaried job. What I, and suddenly everyone else, wanted to know was where does he even get fifties? And hundreds? And we couldn't get this question answered. In the thirty years I have had a bank card I have seen one (1) ATM that dispensed fifties, and none (0) that dispense hundreds. Twenties and I suppose theoretically tens exist. Where do these people who walk around with fifties and hundreds get this stuff?

And this is how I was spending my work days, while in the Garden State.

Trivia: The 21 January 1930 astronomical photography plate with Pluto on it, used by Clyde Tombaugh, was Negative number 161. Source: Planets Beyond: Discovering the Outer Solar System, Mark Littmann.

Currently Reading: The Bowerie: The Strange History of New York's Oldest Street, Stephen Paul DeVillo.


PS: So now let's look at the younger section of Lakeside Amusement Park.

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Cartoon illustrations of a rabbit and Jennyanydots at Lakeside's Kiddieland ticket booth.


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And more of the Kiddieland ticket booth, showing that even that has some neat, weird style to it.


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Stork and fox cartoons on the other side of the Kiddieland ticket booth. Also: the actual booth itself, with prices and whatnot.

Now I'm going to tell you what all my mathematics blog published while I was in New Jersey for most of a week. It was as little as I could get away with: I didn't bring my laptop in to work and wanted to focus on actual in-office work rather than puttering around with Internet stuff, so that just chopped out like nine hours of my waking day right there. It's surprising how much less time you have to screw around on Internet stuff when you take nine hours off the top like that.

Now I'm going to tell you What's Going On In Judge Parker? Is Sophie Parker running away from home? October 2019 - January 2020 plot in recap.

Now I'm going to spend a whole photo day on the Tower of Jewels at Lakeside Amusement Park.

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Lakeside's invitation, and command, and wildly popular Usenet-like web site.


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To the left of the Redit invitation are the columns, and far beyond that, the Cyclone. Notice the bunny taking her own picture of the magnificent sight.


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Ground-level space underneath the Tower of Jewels. The sidewalk entrance is gated off and apparently has been long enough for, like, a pile of tires to accumulate there.


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A look up at the patterns of light meant to be in the entrance's walkway.


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[profile] bunny_hugger photographing the Tower in a pose that doesn't look at all like she's come to worship it.


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Looking back from the entrance into the park. And if you need to visit the Cashier's Office for some reason, there it is, first door on the left.


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Ravages of time: there's only the one light remaining in these fixture, beside the Tower and at roughly the height of a second-storey roof. There's also obviously no way to know how many of these fixtures could work if they had bulbs. The park shows a lot of deferred maintenance, but much of that seems to be that the owner wants to keep the park from being too expensive for poor people or people with large families, and given the choice between ``has a rectangle of light bulbs'' or ``working-class parents with four kids can have a day at the amusement park'' they pick the latter and I admire them for it.


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[profile] bunny_hugger reaches up to capture the Tower. I really like how this picture's come out.


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My version of the picture [profile] bunny_hugger was just taking.


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The shuttered front gate, and front gate ticket booth. A pay-one-price wristband is $13.50 weekdays and $22.50 weekends and holidays. There's a circular disc there too about Celebrating a Century of Fun, which was ten years out of date when we visited. A sign on the right says to buy ride coupons at the Merry-Go-Round, the Ferris Wheel, or the Kiddes Playland.


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The view looking out the entrance, pats the offices and the columns, to the stairs leading to the center of the park. Lake Rhonda is in the far background.


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And the center of the stairs leading down to the main level of the park.


Trivia: By the Succession Act of 1 March 1792 the resignation of the President or Vice-President is turned over to the Secretary of State. Source: From Failing Hands: The Story of Presidential Succession, John D Feerick.

Currently Reading: The American Mail: Enlarger of the Common Life, Wayne E Fuller.

So back in late 2019 I nudged work a couple times, pointing out that I hadn't been out in years and was feeling out of the loop. They were fine with my productivity, though. And then in December my boss had an idea. He's got a new project he wanted his team to get to work on, me among that team. So the call came up. Could I be in the office the 5th of January for a big planning meeting? Well, first, I would be visiting my parents the 5th of January. Also, the 5th of January is a Sunday. Well, could I be out sometime that week?

And, yeah, I could do sometime that week. I decided to book a flight heading out on Wednesday, mostly because I did not trust that weather wouldn't delay us a day getting back from Charleston. It did not, as it happens, but after all, it has happened in the past. [profile] bunny_hugger several times cursed the madness that I couldn't just fly from Charleston up to New Jersey, but this seemed to be a too-complicated scheme for me, even if work would presumably pay for the change of flight arrangements. But what all of this did mean is that I had a day and a half to get home, unpack, do laundry, and re-pack, and this is why I didn't think I could take the time to ride with [profile] bunny_hugger to her parents' for dinner and maybe a game of Mice and Mystics and to pick up our animals. And why she wasn't eager to go on her own, especially as her parents pointed out she could spend the night, the last time that'd be easy to do midweek before the semester started.

Packing up and preparing took less time than I feared, actually, at least once the washing machine did the hard work it was designed for. I had a room booked at the long-term hotel again, and a car rental and a direct flight, Detroit to Newark, leaving near noon so I wouldn't have to wake too early. Indeed, I had enough time that [profile] bunny_hugger and I were able to go poking out to the local hipster bar and see some of our friends having a pinball night there. The place has also picked up, among its now-many pinball machines, Stern's newest: Stranger Things, the game. We had time for two games, and only two, because it turns out this game plays just forever. At least right now, and this despite a critical shot not actually working right.

While I didn't have to get up ridiculously early, I did have to get up in the morning, like, alarm-clock early, and shower and be ready while [profile] bunny_hugger was still waking up. And she shared the sad news with me, that by the time I got back the Christmas trees would be un-decorated and taken down and we'd have the house whittled down to its long winter decor. She works so hard to get the place looking great, and it never seems like we have enough time to appreciate it. We've been thinking how next year we might visit my parents before Christmas, when the airfare is particularly cheap, and that would be great, but it would slice out even more time that might be spent decorating, or appreciating decoration.

After an unremarkable drive to the airport I felt pointlessly hassled by the security theater people, who got snotty about me ``stacking'' my iPad and laptop. They were not stacked. They said they were, you can't go putting them on top of the TSA-approved sleeves for carrying them and my exasperation with this nonsense showed. The agent tried to tell me that they were just explaining the rules to me so that I could have no trouble in the future, and I did not point out that the rules had apparently changed since the last time I flew out of Detroit, six days before. And then they pulled me over for extra screening on the grounds that there was something suspicious in my belt(?) and in my groin. Sheesh. The plane was also late to take off, and to land, the latter because of some weather conditions reducing the number of landings Newark was taking. Despite this they still touched down pretty close to the scheduled landing time, which shows how much padding they put into the things. Before long I had my suitcase, and my rental car, and that strange comforting feeling of driving past the Anheuser-Busch plant and the Drive Safely oil tanks.

Meanwhile [profile] bunny_hugger had driven to her parents', to have her car make a disquieting noise, one bad enough she did stay the night instead and made plans to get the car to the dealer, and advance her thinking about just how much longer she wants to keep this car. The next day it would not get into gear at all, so the car had just reached safety before dying. AAA was able to tow it to the dealer, and the dealer got her to home, and her parents drove the animals to our home after all, and this was all a lot of stress and anxiety that she had to deal with while I was sitting in an office in Trenton, New Jersey, which is not the way I would like to arrange our business.

Trivia: Tantalum was first identified by Anders Gustav Ekeberg in 1802, but it was not until 1846 that Heinrich Rose proved the element was distinct from Niobium. Source: Nature's Building Blocks: An A-Z Guide to the Elements, John Emsley.

Currently Reading: The American Mail: Enlarger of the Common Life, Wayne E Fuller.


PS: More at the part of Lakeside Amusement Park that you can see from the street outside which I didn't photograph, inexplicably.

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I buy cameras for their optical zoom; in this case, it's 21x to the top of the Tower of Jewels, where you can see how beautiful the design is and how it's had some hard living.


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Back to the base of the tower, and a pretty good view of the Redit invitation.


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And a poster that sure looks vintage, encouraging kids parties at the park. I don't know whether this is actually old or a reprint or just designed to look old. I notice the poster hasn't got a URL, though.


Our flights home started in the morning. Not nearly as early as our flights out, just a few days earlier. And we would not have nearly so rough a drive to get there; my parents live something like 900 feet from the airport, as the crow flies, although it's farther by highways. Still, probably about as hard to get to as Lansing Airport is for us, except that their airport actually takes people places they'd want to go. (Seriously, I know it used to be possible to fly Lansing to Newark, albeit through Chicago.) So we were able to get up at an early but not unthinkable hour, have breakfast, and say our goodbyes to the cat, who was kind enough not to give [profile] bunny_hugger too much dander to deal with.

Nothing major of interest happened at the Charleston airport. The disappointing thing is we were seated across the aisle from one another, as the airlines have gone back to not seating us together if it can be helped. And then we had several hours to hang out in Charlotte's airport again. This time around we found a Jersey Mike's, so we got vegetarian hoagies for our slightly early lunch. We also found there's an oddball candy stand there, one that's decorated with vintage signs for, like, squirrel-brand roasted nuts and had candy-themed pajamas for sale which were at least a bit tempting. We did not get any of that, though.

The last flight, finally, was also the longer of the two. And it was the most annoying as we were not just across the aisle but separated by several rows. In consolation, it was pretty smooth, right up to the final descent. Also one of the kids near [profile] bunny_hugger was offered a pair of pilot's wings and she kind of wanted one, but not so much as to ask.

We were back in Detroit early enough that it would have made sense to drive to [profile] bunny_hugger's parents' home and pick up Sunshine and Fezziwig. But we hadn't planned on doing that. [profile] bunny_hugger did ask whether I wanted to come with her the next day, to pick them up, which would be important for her mother planning how much food to make. Reluctantly I had to admit I didn't think I would have the time. She didn't like the thought of going off to her parents' without me, though, not given the day I expected to have. So we proposed a change of plans: she'd go and pick up the animals on Wednesday, instead. We'd spend Tuesday together at home.

These may seem like unmotivated concerns, and changes of plan. I shall give the motivation starting tomorrow.

Trivia: Between February 1942 and June 1943 the German navy's Observation Service was able to read in real-time about four-fifths of Allied naval communications using cipher number three. This cipher was used for communication between London and Washington regarding transatlantic convoys. Source: The Second World War, John Keegan.

Currently Reading: Masters of Empire: Great Lakes Indians and the Making of America, Michael A McDonnell.


PS: Looking around the tallest thing at Lakeside Amusement Park unless there's a drop tower that's taller and that I'm somehow overlooking.

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The columns guarding the Tower of Jewels's entrance and the office building beside it; if you want to apply for a job, the door's open, there.


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A look back from the Tower's level --- street level --- down to the main level of the park and beyond that Lake Rhoda.


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[profile] bunny_hugger happy to be seen beside the lions.

Now let me remind you of my humor blog pieces of the past week:

And now let's take a good serious look at a mysterious piece of Lakeside Amusement Park.

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And here's the ghost sign with a name for this: this abandoned thing is the Staride.


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The Staride has an almost lakefront setting, near the railroad and the Satellite and if the trees there seem very close to the ride you have no idea, because ...


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The Ferris Wheel-like Starride has trees grown into it. The ride has not only not run in a long while, it hasn't been in shape ready to run in long enough for trees to overgrow it.


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What looks like the abandoned turnstile for the Staride, left on a wood-style queue area that's seen better days.


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This, outside the fenced-off area, looks like it should be a light, or possibly even something that bears a load --- look at the lighter parts of the cement --- that's also been gone so very long. Also you can see where the boards are falling in, beyond the fence.


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Staride is very close to the Merry-Go-Round, and (off to the left) the Cyclone, so it's got a very central part of the park's grounds.


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Examined closer, that piece that seemed like it was a turnstile clearly doesn't make sense as that, but then, what exactly are we looking at?


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A look up, showing how much Staride looks like a Ferris Wheel, and how well the tree has embraced it. So, why is it there, and given how it can't possibly run, why is it still there?


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A look from the Staride over to functional rides. But Staride ... well, it's one of the oldest things at Lakeside. It's over a century old at least, and some sources claim it was at the park when it opened, as White City, in 1908. Ferris Wheel-style cars would dangle from each of the points on this star, and old pictures of the park show this --- sitting by Lake Rhoda --- is one of the distinctive pieces of the park's skyline. Staride hasn't run since the early 70s but, gosh ... I can understand why they would decide, the last year that it was functional, that they wouldn't tear it down. Or then why they couldn't, after that, even though it's hard to imagine the ride ever being functional, or even being restored to the appearance of functional.


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Staride is a short walk to the Merry-Go-Round and, beside that, the Tower of Jewels.


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Another quick look at the Merry-Go-Round; even the fencing around the ride is stylish.


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And the weather was gorgeous to look at the Tower of Jewels.


Trivia: Laplace regarded Bode's Law, the geometric progression which seemed to match the distances of the planets from the sun, as a mere number game and not real physics. Source: In Search of Planet Vulcan: The Ghost in Newton's Clockwork Universe, Richard Baum, William Sheehan.

Currently Reading: Masters of Empire: Great Lakes Indians and the Making of America, Michael A McDonnell.

It wasn't until my father talked about sights in Savannah that he never got to, because my mother doesn't feel like seeing the railroad museum or such, that I understood he might have wanted to make that trip anyway. He did, though, suggest we might go to the H L Hunley museum, again something right nearby. I was interested, naturally. [profile] bunny_hugger mentioned it to her mother, who basically leapt down to Charleston to demand that we go. Well, that convinced me.

So our Sunday plans would be an expedition to this museum, another one that's maybe 285 feet away from my parents' apartment as the crow flies, and 185 miles by the highways. Also again, my mother didn't want to go along. [profile] bunny_hugger remembered watching the made-for-tv movie about the Hunley, which she was sure she'd seen on the urging of her starter husband, the Navy fan. I remembered the existence of the movie, but not watching it, and with some investigative work figured out why. When it aired I was in Maryland, attending a three-week teaching session NASA/Greenbelt ran about parallel processing. By the time I got back the movie was somehow not in the endless repeat cycles anymore.

The Hunley museum is a small museum, and is clear about its academic work: it only takes tours on the weekends. Clemson researchers work on it the rest of the time. Right out front is a replica of the Pioneer, Hunley's first attempt at building a submarine and scuttled when the United States recaptured New Orleans. The small museum also has one of the props from the tv movie, set out where you can climb in and get a photograph of yourself bent way over to fit your hands or feet on the propeller crank. The prop is about ten percent larger than the real thing, which I learned later and made my back retroactively hurt more.

We got there in time for the guided tour, which took us right to the conservation tank where the iron submarine is still being stabilized, cleaned out, and investigated. It'll likely never be brought out of fluid. Right now, we can just look down into the pool, shrinking the apparent size of the thing. The docent said he hoped someday it'd be displayed in a tank transparent all around.

The docent talked some about the building and mission and sinking of the Hunley, as well as its recovery. And then went and confused me, at least, with just how it did sink the USS Housatonic. The submarine used a spar torpedo, basically a mine held on a long rod out in front, and the docent got us confused about what precisely was known about the way this worked. My dad revealed that he had been on the tour before and had heard different things every other time about how the submarine and its spark worked. Not particularly confusing us is that there is mystery about what exactly sank the Hunley. The obvious thought is that the blast which sank the Housatonic also damaged the submarine, but apparently the artifact doesn't show signs of that, and they had a poster showing numerical simulations suggesting it shouldn't have been that hard on the submarine at least. Being sunk by Union forces deliberately seems ruled out by the lack of damage; possibly it was sunk by the wake of a Union ship. (This is where I would put my money, although in point of fact, everyone on the tour was given a little plastic coin and encouraged to drop it into one of four buckets for the leading theories. I kept mine as souvenir, as the signs said we could do, too.) The submarine was also way out of the path to safety, which is another mystery.

Anyway we explored the museum a while, particularly paying attention to descriptions about the challenge of how to recover artifacts from it, which filled with silt over the course of 140 years and that needed, like, years of work to think about whether and how to set it upright again. Or how the human remains were identified. (One of the crew is known only by a single name, a reminder of what record-keeping was just like back then.)

While we looked around the gift shop [profile] bunny_hugger and I got very anxious, as there was a guy who'd cornered the cashier and was explaining the museum to her, at length. I reached a point I was looking desperately for something I could buy so as to just break up that scene, but I wasn't sure I wanted one of the books --- or the DVD of the movie --- enough for this. [profile] bunny_hugger did get some souvenirs, although not before the guy had finally used up all the words and left.

Meanwhile my father got a little bit anxious as he'd hoped to bring us to Magnolia Cemetery, nearby. The Hunley sank three times, killing some or all of its crew each time. Those killed in the machine have been buried together there, and this was particularly interesting as family lore at least has it that one of those dead (on the first sinking) was part of my family. This is of course interesting and we couldn't help thinking: there has got to be a letterbox here. Probably several, as quite a slice of South Carolina wealth is buried in the cemetery. We only had a short while, though; the cemetery closed at 5 pm and my father was not willing to see just how much of a grace period they gave people lingering. There were people still driving in ten minutes before the place closed, though.

This was another day of doing small things, low-key things. We came back to the apartment and had dinner, salad with basked squashes. It's another meal that's really good and really easy to make, considering; we should try it sometime ourselves.

After that and more minced meat pie desserts we finally exchanged Christmas presents. I gave books, since that's the sort of thing I think of first and besides they're very good things to bring in carry-on luggage. (That said, airpot security theater did insist on swabbing the wrapped packages when I flew out, part of their deep suspicion of people flying with books.) I also gave my mother a couple of Michigan-themed coasters, heavy marble things, again, nice flat things. I had liked them when I picked them out, and liked them more as we hung out at their apartment since they seemed to need a couple more coasters. So that went well. [profile] bunny_hugger gave my father a set of tools he'd put on his wish list, easy enough. And she got a neat little portable jewelry case, neatly filling a gap we hadn't thought about her having.

And then, already, my mother was ready to get to bed. [profile] bunny_hugger and my father and I watched a Columbo episode Murder By The Book, where I think the episode missed the actual clue, phone records, that should have undone the killer's plans. Also, once again, the criminal would have been so much better off if he didn't try to force Columbo down the wrong path. It also has a bit where Columbo goes home with the murder victim's wife to make her an omelette, which is just weird. [profile] bunny_hugger briefly confused this episode with Publish Or Perish, a completely different episode with the same guy playing the murderer. And then MeTV had this show where a couple of Wizard of Oz fans showed off their collections, revealing that allegedly in the 30s there was a thing where you'd get an elephant figurine and have your friends sign it? ... One collector had such an elephant signed by The Movie's cast, which is ... all right, certainly a thing, since we can see it and all that.

This is around when my father went to bed, and we got to preparing for bed and going to sleep early, for us. We had a flight to catch.

Trivia: The earliest known recipe for chocolate ice cream was published by La Chapelle in 1735. Source: The Essence of Style: How the French Invented High Fashion, Fine Food, Chic Cafés, Style, Sophistication, and Glamour, Joan DeJean.

Currently Reading: The Broken Dice: And Other Mathematical Games Tales of Chance, Ivar Ekeland.


PS: I have more stuff to show you from Lakeside Amusement Park.

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Look up! A train goes along Cyclone.


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A train on Cyclone making its turnaround, on the hill, behind the Tilt-A-Whirl.


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And oh, a look from a different angle at that clearly defunct ride. ... Now, what is your story, there?


So what did we do Saturday, visiting my parents? ... Really, not a whole lot. Slept in, since we were still kind of knocked out from our travel. We had bagels for lunch after my mother remembered she had some frozen, picked up from Wegman's when she visited my brother in Maryland recently. The bagels are just better the closer you get to New York City, what can I say? ... Also, they thawed surprisingly fast, which is probably going to change our policy about when we realize we forgot to take bagels out of our own freezer.

And after that? Really, we just puttered around the house all day. My mother did go out to the supermarket at some point, we thought to just get a couple of things she'd needed for dinner (empanadas, again her cooking and a reminder to me and [profile] bunny_hugger that we could probably do a little more cooking on our own). This turned out to be more enough that my father needed to go out with the little carrying cart, of a kind that [profile] bunny_hugger could really use for work herself. My mother said she got it at The Container Store, which I think I've heard of being somewhere. Also she got a bunch of those weird new-flavored Diet Cokes, the ones in the weirdly skinny and tall cans. She had already gotten a bunch before we arrived, and then went and got another bunch of flavors. I'm hoping that my parents like what's left over.

We did have minced meat pie for dessert. [profile] bunny_hugger had never had it before, which she acknowledged seemed out of character for her eager participation in Christmas things. But minced meat is by far the least popular of the holiday pies; when we were kids my mother and I were the only takers. My father tried to pitch it to her as being like pecan pie, which does make me wonder what my father thinks pecan pie tastes like. I can't say that [profile] bunny_hugger felt she had finally had the pie she didn't know she needed in her life. We did find, and finish off, the ice cream that's been lingering in their freezer for a long while, and shared the news of the weird habit her father has of microwaving ice cream. (Me, I'm wondering how minced meat pie would go with the right slice of cheese.)

After dinner and the game shows my mother went to bed. [profile] bunny_hugger and I had thought we'd use the quietest day to exchange Christmas presents, and that didn't happen. Also not happening: my father and I going to the Verizon store to figure out our phone problem. For some reason our phones refuse to acknowledge one another, and when I asked my local store why it happened they had no idea and suggested we both go to a store together. This was our first chance since the problem crept up, like a year and a half ago, and we never got around to doing anything about it.

Somehow I was left in charge of the tv remote again, and found where Svengoolie was playing on MeTV. Also my father insisted there must be an HD version of the channel, which I couldn't find. We talked about how our house, somehow, can't pick up broadcast TV even though it's at the centroid of all the TV antennas of the Lansing tv market. The movie was It Came From Outer Space, which like most intelligent science fiction movies of the 50s is about aliens being all snooty about how humans are suspicious and uncomprehending peoples, just because the aliens go lurking about acting suspiciously and refusing to explain their needs and plans. Also it turns out it was written by Ray Bradbury, which explains why all the people aware that they are facing a transcendent moment, in their lives if not the lives of all humanity, are being all cranky about the bother.

My father went to bed about when this wrapped up. [profile] bunny_hugger and I stayed for Star Trek and then an episode of Buck Rogers where Buck contracts a case of Space Werewolfism. It was honestly a pretty decent episode, spoiled only by their trying to give a scientific explanation for why men on the Planet of the Week turn into werewolves.

If this sounds like a slow day, that's fine. It was deeply relaxing.

Trivia: At different times during his writing career the Venerable Bede used a new year's date of the 25th of December, then the 1st of September, then the 24th of September, before settling finally on the 25th of March. No one is sure why Bede changed so. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel.

Currently Reading: The Broken Dice: And Other Mathematical Games Tales of Chance, Ivar Ekeland.

PS: Reading the Comics, January 11, 2020: Saturday was Quiet Too Edition, wrapping up last week.


PPS: More beautiful stuff to look at Lakeside Amusement Park.

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The Spider's booth looks great up close too.


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And here's their Spider ride. This is actually a new mechanism, replacing one that was decades old, and I legitimately wonder if they replaced the ride with another of the same model just so they wouldn't lose the booth out front.


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Here's some attention for the Tilt-A-Whirl's booth, which seems like a whole tiny building and not just a way to get to the ride.

After the boat tour, through the deep dark water --- tannins from the cypress needles that fall in winter --- we thanked the guide and walked around some. There's a bunch of other exhibits. A couple of parrot-class birds in a large cage. There's also a butterfly house, with many flowers and several bunches of birds inside. We ventured in and almost right away saw the plants of, and sign for, ``Mexican Heather'', which we hadn't heard of before. The sign warns, it's ``in now way related to heathers'', so there we go. It was a lovely peaceful spot, and as we went out we saw a bright yellow butterfly going past. I'm confident that it was not one from the enclosure; there just weren't any bright yellow butterflies inside. Still, weird coincidence.

There's also a small building with local animals, some of them fish, some snakes and reptiles and all that. Outside it there's a captive alligator, alleged to be the largest in captivity in the state. It was just hanging out at the side of the water, getting photographed by people who were fenced off from being all that nearby.

Then we went along one of the hiking trails. [profile] bunny_hugger had noticed on the map that there was a graveyard deep within the forests and we hadn't passed it on the boat tour. So we walked there and found, yes, a small graveyard marked off by a two-foot-high stone enclosure, with a free-standing cross maybe fifteen feet tall. There were three main gravestones, with dates reaching after the gardens were donated to Charleston, so there must have been some arrangement. Also there was a small gravestone, ``My Happy'', for something sixteen years old at the time of its 1957 death. My supposition is dog, possibly cat. And we walked back, pausing to photograph the small fake stone bridge made for filming The Patriot and kept around since, hey, free fake stone bridge.

And that was our big outing for the day. We went back to my parents' home; my mother had made macaroni and cheese and we had dinner. At home [profile] bunny_hugger and I always eat at the dinner table, an innovation I introduced because we did it that way when I was visiting her, before we married. My parents? ... Well, as is the custom in my family, the dining table was so covered in clutter that there was no eating off of it. I wouldn't fault [profile] bunny_hugger if she didn't know there was one. We just took plates to hang around the living room area.

A bit after dinner, while waiting for Jeopardy, one of my parents' friends visited. He's an author and his wife had a surplus minced meat pie and they just live in circumstances where people bring over surplus minced meat pies like that. Also like 75% of everybody they've met since moving to South Carolina, he's from New Jersey. He shared a couple quick stories about the Freehold Raceway, which I never went to because I couldn't be less interested in such, but also talked a bit about the fixing of harness races there. Which does interest me, peculiarly enough.

After all this, I go fishing around the TV channels and find they're playing a series of Planet of the Apes films on Turner Classic Movies. So we settle on that, the first time I've seen the movie in a long while. Longer, for [profile] bunny_hugger. We're both impressed by just how talky and low-action the movie is. You forget the screenplay was co-written by Rod Serling and when you learn that, you understand why so much of it is people declaiming angrily at each other. Then on to Beneath the Planet of the Apes, which [profile] bunny_hugger doesn't remember seeing at all. So when the movie gets back from being kind of boring by introducing telepathic mutants with a doomsday bomb in Saint Patrick's Cathedral? That's a surprise to her. She also was impressed by how the movie was just killing off everybody right before its end, just in time for the abrupt end of the picture.

She wanted to know how there were like eighteen sequels to the movie given how the second one ended, but it was also getting past midnight and she was far too exhausted for all this. So she just looked it up online and went to bed. I would make it through the movie, although losing focus, before I fell asleep.

Trivia: The enzyme which binds carbon dioxide into carbohydrates, as part of photosynthesis, is named Rubisco. Source: Oxygen: The Molecule that Made the World, Nick Lane.

Currently Reading: The End of Physics: The Myth of a Unified Theory, David Lindley.


PS: More things to look at in Lakeside Park.

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I would legitimately try pushing a cocktail book that's just pictures of the ticket booths for Lakeside Amusement Park. Notice the Tower of Jewels in the background.


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Satellite --- be a pilot!. It's one of the rides that's across the railroad tracks and near the edge of the water; you have to get to it by going over that silly little steps. Notice the column supporting nothing on the right there.


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Even in the full light of day, without the neon being on, the Spider's ticket booth looks fantastic.

Although it's been a travel week I did log a couple of pieces on my mathematics blog. Here's what you could have seen:

Meanwhile in the story comics: What's Going On In Gil Thorp? Did Chet Ballard get his comeuppance yet? October 2019 - January 2020 in review. Yes, he did.

Now let's get a bunch of pictures of Lakeside Amusement Park, Denver, in:

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A good look at the unicorn-helmeted horse on the Lakeside Park carousel. I don't know which horse they regard as the lead but this would make a compelling candidate.


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And a look at the back of the Merry Go Round's house, where it looks as much as it possibly can like a slightly outre cake transporter from the 70s.


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And ... oh, hey now ... what's this, over here, behind the Merry-Go-Round and down that path that's closed off with a line of ... triangular blue flags?


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It's not a functioning ride, obviously, but we would have to investigate this further. The story is remarkable and I shall reveal it in time.


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Now a look at functional stuff, including the sign for the Speed Boats that already promises a great look at night, and their tower.


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To get to and from the Speed Boats, and a couple other rides, you have to cross the tracks for the railroad and the park uses exactly the tiny-stairway hack to do that which you might have used in Roller Coaster Tycoon.


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Height sign for the Wild Chipmunk, Lakeside Park's wild mouse roller coaster.


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And this is the overhang of the Wild Chipmunk's ticket booth. It was not being used to sell tickets but isn't it gorgeous to just look at?


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Obstructed view of the Wild Chipmunk ride sign which also promises: this has got to be awesome at night, and also be the title card for a Hanna-Barbera short sometime around 1959.


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A view of the full ticket booth outside the Wild Chipmunk, which is gorgeous and hardly looks like it can be real. Also note the Scrambler booth in the distance there.


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Here, we put the Scrambler booth up front. The Cyclone roller coaster's visible in back, there.


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And now looking from the Scrambler at the ticket booth outside Wild Chipmunk, with the Cyclone in the background again. The ticket booth continues to look unreal, doesn't it?


Trivia: It was 1886 before the United Kingdom prohibited the altering, delaying, or disclosing (to other than the intended recipient) the contents of a telegram Source: The Victorian Internet: The Remarkable Story of the Telegram and the Nineteenth Century's Online Pioneers, Tom Standage.

Currently Reading: The End of Physics: The Myth of a Unified Theory, David Lindley.

We did not, despite temptation, sleep in all day Friday. Even for how tired we were the something-like-ten hours we got was enough to get us functional. We came out and had leftovers for lunch and actually got coffee and tea using the Keurig and did not have any fiascos about it. I was even able to work out the machine being reluctant to heat water because it needed water to heat, and got the tank to fill without trouble.

My mother had suggested we go to the cypress garden nearby. She liked the setting though not so much as to go again. So after just some miscommunication among us all about when we would set out, [profile] bunny_hugger and my father and I set out. The gardens are not far from their apartment, as the crow flies, but everything in their part of South Carolina is connected by a road network that takes you farther away from anything you would like to visit. I believe the gardens were 185 feet away from the edge of the apartment, but we had to take highways that led us briefly into Georgia, North Carolina, and the Delmarva peninsula.

The gardens have a statue of an alligator out front, possibly because everything in South Carolina has an alligator attached. We got there a little bit before a swamp tour started, so while my father chatted up one of the guys hanging around the dock --- someone from Vermont, and who had gone to RPI and been part of their student radio station way back in the day --- [profile] bunny_hugger and I walked a bit along one trail, and examined the wildlife-to-expect.

The guided boat tour was in a rowboat, ten of us plus a guide who worked there when not a student in New Orleans. And there was wildlife nearby: an alligator was just hanging out near one small island, and the guide pointed it out for us all to take many blurry pictures without disturbing it. A family paddling their own boat --- you can take one out yourself --- nearly cut us off, going into the cypress trees, and probably splashed around enough to scare off any other wildlife.

The guide explained that the weird posts poking up out of the water and ground around the cypresses were part of the cypress tree root systems: they reach out and up from the ground not so much for nutrients but for stability. We'd seen this along the path and wondered what they were for. The guide also explained some of the history of the place. That it had started in the early 1700s with a land grant to build a rice plantation, which five hundred ``helpers'' did over the course of five years. Anyway, the Civil War comes and rice plantationing isn't so profitable so a Yankee industrialist bought the place. He thought it was a good private hunting grounds, and planted cypress trees so it'd be an even better wildlife refuge. Then opened it to the public for pay. Eventually, that wasn't paying out, so the family donated it to Charleston, even though it's in another county. Eventually Charleston transferred it to the county it's actually in. The place was damaged in a hurricane a couple years ago --- the water actually drained out; the swamp is a human creation --- but was finally repaired and reopened a couple months ago. Helpers.

For all its artificiality the place looks wild, which tells you something about how improving the land can work. It also looks uncannily like many illustrations of Walt Kelly's Pogo; I kept being distracted by the thought of what gorgeous brush lines make up these many trees. The swamp is, on average, surprisingly shallow, something like four or five feet much of the place. But deeper in some places. Shallower in others, such as one spot where a film crew built a gravel platform so the actors could ford a bank. This was for the movie The Patriot. The guide also pointed out a grove where they filmed an important scene for The Notebook. Their web site mentions other films or TV shows made there too, including Swamp Thing, so it isn't just stuff named ``The Noun'' that they do. He also pointed out one bridge that is so very low to the water line that it's not safe to pass under without ducking down. The kids in the boat, who actually didn't need to duck, almost vanished beneath the bench seats. The guide was a funny fellow, as is probably wise for this kind of thing; he also said the people sitting up front had the job of brushing any low-hanging tree branches the boat passed near so as to shake any snakes onto them.

Also there's a gazebo, often used for weddings, and a dock that has a little triangle niche cut out of it so that a bride can glide over the water up to the ceremony. This sounds lovely except I don't know where the bride comes from. Like, does she sit down in the boat, which takes on some water, with her whole gown like that? Does she stand up coming from wherever she does, which seems inadvisable in a rowboat? Does she have to get past the dangerously low bridge? These are all questions I feel I cannot answer.

Trivia: The original Polo Grounds ball park, near the northeast corner of Central Park at 110th Street and Fifth Avenue, was closed allegedly for the need to put in a traffic circle (which does exist), although the unofficial story is that city officials were annoyed the New York National League team did not provide enough free tickets and other gratuities and kicked the team out in retaliation. Source: Crazy '08: How a Cast of Cranks, Rogues, Boneheads, and Magnates Created the Greatest Year in Baseball History, Cait Murphy.

Currently Reading: Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel: The Marx Brothers' Lost Radio Show, Editor Michael Barson.


PS: And here's even more of the carousel.

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Despite the hard-used condition of Lakeside Amusement Park many of the horses still have real-hair tails, either from their origin or from replacement. Also you get a bit of a view of the band organ behind the not-quite-clenched teeth of an outer row horse.


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A look at the other, gryphon-themed chariot, and a look at the other side of the Organ Wagon plus some fairy tale stuff on the inside: a cow jumps over the moon and Red Riding Hood meets a wolf.


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Looking up at one of the more ornate horses and showing off the neon tubes that illuminate the carousel. The great lines of light fit very well with the Art Deco styling of the carousel.


What we had to sleep early for was my parents. We didn't want to go another Christmas season without visiting them, and found that a flight right after New Year's could be affordable and fit [profile] bunny_hugger's work schedule. This forced us to a short flight, since the first day of classes would be the 7th. And she'd have to do class prep while visiting. But we aim for low-key, low-event visits to my parents and we could deal with that. Also, after we'd got our plane tickets, it turned out [profile] bunny_hugger had mis-read the schedule. Classes don't start until the 14th. We could have gone a week later (and not missed the first pinball tournament of the year) or gone for a longer time. We won't make this mistake again: it turns out the cheapest time to fly out is mid-December, and we're thinking seriously about whether we can do that instead next Christmastime.

The real drawback was that we'd have morning flights both times. The flight out required us to get to the airport by 6:30, which implied leaving the house by 5 am, which implied our being up before 4 am, which is about when we normally get to sleep. So we had to pack and ready the house and ready the car and ready for bed by an hour when we usually sit down to dinner.

But we got out, safe and sound, and comfortably enough, and we left the dining room lights on. Well, it wouldn't stand out for us to have the dining room light on till all hours of the morning anyway.

Our flight went through Charlotte, North Carolina, with several hours of just hanging around waiting for nothing particular. We used this chance to get lunch, to use the time efficiently and to keep my parents from waiting for us to have their own lunch. We got in to Charleston in the early afternoon, and got a nice curbside pickup and returned to my parents' apartment home, somewhere on Daniel Island. They're still decorated for Christmas, naturally; it's only the 2nd of January. They have a wreath hanging on the apartment door and everything. Their cat --- just the one now, twelve years old --- prowls around under their artificial tree and glares at us until [profile] bunny_hugger takes her Zyrtec.

We napped. My parents expected us to do that. It's not quite two hours but it makes all the difference. We're still groggy but now we're functional. We go out to dinner, to a Chinese place that's nearby. My parents are well-known to the staff there, in a way I'm too shy to ever be with a place. Its name is something like Lucky Dragon, and while the place can't be that old, it has that old-fashioned American Chinese Restaurant look to it, dark wood and red walls and under-lit. [profile] bunny_hugger confirms my hypothesis that it looks like Lansing's lost House of Ing restaurant, the one that used to have columns out front climbed by Chinese dragons. They have an eggplant dish that I knew right away [profile] bunny_hugger would want; I have a tofu one myself. We all have enough for leftovers the next day. And, my mother notes, we all mark our take-out boxes differently. My father scratches an X in the case with his fingernail. My mother writes her initial. [profile] bunny_hugger writes all four of her initials. I write my name in tiny block letters; the styrofoam box soaks up ink from my pen perfectly. And we get dessert; [profile] bunny_hugger and I split a fried banana with ice-cream thing that the waiter tells us tastes a bit like cheesecake. It doesn't, but it has got a nice cheesecake texture.

Back home we have a question: exchange Christmas presents now or later? We decide to do it later, maybe some day when we haven't done anything all day. Before we visited my mother had suggested we go to Savanna, Georgia, one day to take in the historical sights. This implies getting up around 7 or 8 am, so that we can make the two-hour drive at a reasonable hour. Now, though, she isn't so keen on the idea. She suggests we might go to the cypress gardens nearby; it's a county park, showing off a cypress swamp, that's only recently reopened. She had gone on a boat tour a few months ago and liked it, although she got seasick and didn't want to go back. The plan sounds good to me, though.

We look for the Christmas music channel. There'd been one last time we visited, that played music through Epiphany. Not so this time. There's a channel claiming to play Christmas music, and that has Christmas imagery for its background pictures. But it's a slightly baffling mix of contemporary music that's playing. There's some nice absurdity to pictures of Santa Claus dolls while Notorious B.I.G. plays, but we only take so much of that. We end up going to bed early, certainly by our standards. Only a little late by my father's. My mother goes to bed her usual hour around 9:30 or so.

Trivia: Spain demanded a promise of help recovering Gibraltar and Minorca before joining the American and French war with the United Kingdom in 1779. Source: The First Salute: A View of the American Revolution, Barbara W Tuchman.

Currently Reading: Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel: The Marx Brothers' Lost Radio Show, Editor Michael Barson. Scripts from the one-season radio show, for which strangely Harpo Marx didn't get a part. It's kind of weird, like reading Condensed Marx Brothers Movies. Also Groucho's character started out named Waldorf T Beagle, which sounds like [personal profile] thomaskdye's Marx Brothers Fanfic character. Chico's character was Emmanual Ravelli, like in Animal Crackers.


PS: Hanging around Lakeside Amusement Park's carousel some more.

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A closer view of the green-painted rabbit, with the paint worn off to show a more realistic brown underneath. Or possibly a faded red.


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And here's a donkey. There's a little metal handle on the side and I'm not sure if that's where stirrups for the saddle once went.


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The dragon chariot for the ride, beaten down by age but still well worth attention. There's a lot of dragon chariots out there and I wonder what set that as a standard.

I've had another full week posting stuff to my humor blog. What's been there? This:

So let's see more of Lakeside Park.

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Entrance tunnel to the Cyclone roller coaster, with the warning about standing up during the ride. Notice on the right there's a map of the roller coaster, with lights that theoretically would show where the train was on the track. Conneaut Lake Park has a similar scheme, both for the tunnel going in and for the disused map showing where the train is.


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A view of, in the center-left, the ride map, and on the right, a board with the numbers 1 through 10 for some reason.


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A warning sign near the back of the station about not getting on or off cars while the train's moving.


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A look at the back of the Cyclone station, with manual brake levers and


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Second train for Cyclone. I don't know that two trains are ever running simultaneously.


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And to the Merry-Go-Round! Which has about 80 unique features. Among them: a horse with a unicorn helmet, something that you don't see very much. It's right behind one of the chariot benches.


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Another distinctive feature: a lot of menagerie figures. Here you can see a tiger on the innermost row and a lion next to it. Which is doubly unusual: big cats like this are usually on the outer row and, at least in the Dentzel tradition, put on opposite sides of the carousel ``so they won't fight''.


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Pink rabbit who's seen better days on the innermost row, and a goat, I think that is, next to it. Also notice on the panel boards it's Jack climbing the Beanstalk.


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A look at a green inner-row rabbit, plus the band organ, and a hint of the sense of humor of whoever painted it most recently.


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And now more of the Lakeside merry-go-round's distinctive features. There are other carousels with one elevated row, such as the antique carousel at Rye Playland. But this has two elevated rows. Look under the green rabbit and under the black pig. Ride operators have to get hazard pay for getting into the inner ring there.


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Another look at the two levels of the merry-go0rund, with a tiger and a donkey-I'm-thinking among the inner animals.


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And here let's just look at some of the carousel mounts, with a glimpse of the pink rabbit on the right.


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PS: How December 2019 Treated My Mathematics Blog, the review of my readership that's always one of my best-liked pieces, for some reason.

[profile] bunny_hugger's New Year's Eve tournament triumph came with an hour to go in the year. It was as eleventh-hour as could possibly be. Everyone around her estimated the calculations and what this would do for her position. I thought a bit how CST was now certain to overtake me, knocking me out of the lucky 13th spot I've been squatting in for months. He deserves it, being far better than I am, but he's played few events this year. My slender lead on him reflects endurance alone.

Still, it's a happy last hour of the year. We start some dollar games; as the worst finisher in the tournament I get first pick of what to play, and lose. Another game, Fish Tales, runs up to the brink of midnight so we pause it, while our hosts pass out noisemakers and champagne glasses (which run out before I can get one). We cheer to the ball drop as seen on their TV, which is streaming, so the people with cell phones out tell us we're twenty seconds behind.

Then to fireworks! MJS has a couple sets that he fires off from his large yard, behind a row of evergreens decorated as trees. Most of us just run out to see it, accepting a few minutes of hanging outside near freezing temperature. [profile] bunny_hugger rushes to get her jacket, and mine, and misses the first battery of fireworks. She can't find me, and in the fuss does momentarily lose a rabbit brooch she's wearing for the first time. We find it after some retracing her steps. She also does not lose her camera lens, though not for want of trying. With everything resolved we finish the Fish Tales game, and I manage to get a pretty solid win considering I don't get any of the really big point-worthy things. We spend another hour-plus playing dollar games as the party winds down, closing on FunHouse. I realize I missed my traditional post-midnight game of Centaur, but, we can't always do everything the same way each year.

We stay at a hotel in town. In the morning, [profile] bunny_hugger and I, and MWS and RED, go out to Cracker Barrel for what is our traditional New Year's brunch. This also took a traditional really, really long time since everybody else has the same idea for New Year's. RED had a poor night's sleep, as he roomed with MWS, a world-class snorer who started 2020 in Olympic form.

MJS posts to Facebook congratulations to [profile] bunny_hugger about her 11th-hour performance. She and I think of JD, who was also at the New Year's Eve tournament, and didn't make it into the state championship, which I'd like to think shows our Charlie Brown-like capacity for empathy more than it does our ability to see the bad in any happy news.

[profile] bunny_hugger has a sad discovery, that she's lost a small decorative pill-carrier. She remembers having it at MJS's pole barn the night before, but it's missing now. We give a couple searches, of the hotel room and of all our luggage, plus spots like the places in my car where stuff falls out of pockets. She despairs; if the year takes on the tone of the things you do to start, what does it say that she's just lost a small but useful and liked new belonging? At the end of the day, when we're home and doing the last unpacking, I find it as a curious bulge in her big camera's front pocket. It's supposed to go in the side pocket, which is how it hid for a day. So what does that imply about the year to come?

We get home. And, before long, head out again. One of the things we always mean to get to, and never do, is the Festival of Trees at the Turner-Dodge House. This is a mansion, and one of the older homes in town, built by one of those families that was able to build mansions a century ago and have a mansion that turned into a museum after that. For a while [profile] bunny_hugger thought to have our wedding there, although the catering would be a hassle. Each year they host dozens of Christmas tree, set up by various organizations, and we always think to go there but never quite manage. We managed, this time, our first time actually inside the Turner-Dodge House.

It's a three-storey building. On the first floor were trees from, for example, a photography club: decorations included film negatives curled up into garlands, film slides hung from tree branches, a couple of old disposable Kodaks dangling here and there. Another was made by four women from the state legislature; the tree was decorated with state symbols. Including stuffed elk and moose up top, so that the tree topper imitated the Great Seal of the state. And in the living room or possibly sitting room they had a live musician, playing soft jazz. Beside him, and the audience: a four-foot-tall Santa statue with just enough articulation that it could wobble back and forth while ``singing''. This was turned off for the music; we saw the Santa in full ridiculous behavior later, and met a guy who said he'd brought it. It had been part of one of the local Macy's Christmas decorations and a relative got it when the store closed.

The second storey had, we estimate, 318 bedrooms across the floor, and it had trees decorated with space- and astronaut stuff (including a copy of Arthur C Clarke's 2010: Odyssey Two under the tree), or an Elvis tree, or one from the Capital Area Humane Society. The third floor was mostly a ballroom floor, although with a small children's playroom off on the side. This had a tree topped with a Folkmanis raccoon puppet, built by the Fenner Nature Center and featuring animal figures all over. It also had the most stunning one, promoting an upcoming theater group's show of Into The Woods. This is a tree in the most abstract sense, a cone of white triangular wedges with fairy-tale scenes cut in, lit from below so that the tree looks like a forest full of activity. Near the entrance they had a ballot to vote for favorite of the trees, and I voted for that; the woman there said it was the overwhelming favorite.

We spent only a bit more than an hour there, although it whetted our interest in seeing the Turner-Dodge House properly, with some idea of what the history of the place was and what the rooms were for. And maybe plan to get to the Festival of Trees next year. It's usually the last of the special holiday shows to close up. It made a good close to the area festivities this year.

And with that, we could ... not at all have a lazy night's rest.

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Looking up the entrance queue to Cyclone Roller Coaster. It's a six-coupon ride, and well worth that.


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Like many older roller coasters the queue area isn't that long; just a couple of trains' worth of passengers.


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Manual levers, showing the ride still works the old-fashioned way. Also in the distance you can see the S-curve tunnel that's one of the first elements of the roller coaster ride.


MJS started holding a tournament in his pinball pole barn in 2015, the same year [profile] bunny_hugger started Silver Balls, to give both the chance to make state championship that year. MJS hasn't been in the running for state championship since, but he's kept the tradition going. It's fun to have a party in his house and get his pinballs some attention and appreciation, and he puts on a great party. We'd be going even if it weren't [profile] bunny_hugger's last chance to make the state championship.

She is resigned to having failed. And, with reluctance, I agree. The tournament is a six-strikes head-to-head format. Two players, one finishing a match happy and the other getting a strike. It's going to attract a lot of really skilled players, her among them, but to finish in the top four, like would get her in for sure? Or top 25%, which might be enough? That would take a strong performance under a lot of pressure, and [profile] bunny_hugger does not thrive under pressure. She still has the morale-crushing taste of Fremont's near-misses in her mouth. She also has the taste of a root canal in there, part of Monday's chaos. We bring Sunshine and Fezziwig to her parents' house and have lunch and go to the pole barn expecting to do nothing but see in the new year and hope that is enough.

We start out. I'm on Bronco, an electromechanical, against a guy I've never seen before, and have a nice easy win. The next round I'm on Royal Flush, another electromechanical, on another guy I don't know. Another easy win. Next round is Attack From Mars, against CST. He puts up four billion points the first ball; it's a score I can, in principle, match, but I don't have high hopes. I don't come near catching up. Next game is Meteor, an early solid state game, against MWS. We both have terrible games, but his is less bad. Four rounds in and I have two of my six strikes.

[profile] bunny_hugger has one strike. She started out on Grand Prix, an electromechanical, and won handily despite losing her last ball unnecessarily. Her second is on Super Star, a quirky electromechanical that she hates, and she wins handily on that. The third round is her first loss, on Jungle Princess --- the game from my Pinburgh 2017 finals tiebreaker --- against JP, the guy who took third place from her in that one Fremont tournament two days earlier. Her fourth game, Simpsons, recovers her spirits, though: she wins this one and pretty well. And then in the fifth round she gets the happiest of possibilities: a bye. There are 41 players; someone just gets to hang out, eating cheese, while twenty other games go on. Me, I'm put on Jungle Princess and get back to a win.

Sixth round. I'm put on Monster Bash, a game I know well. I'd played it at MJS's November tournament. It was brutal then, though. Today ... it's brutal once more. But I'm doing so badly that I'm playing novices, and my lousy score is enough for a win. Two strikes after six rounds isn't great, but it's the right path. On to Dirty Harry, a game I can't lose on. I lose on it. Then to Family Guy, which, oh, at least I can manage a recovery here. No; my opponent has a killer first ball and I just don't get back from there.

Fine. Next game is Shadow, against DUB. It's a tough game, relying on a couple of shots --- some lower ramps, and a side scoop to start multiball --- that are really hard. DUB puts up a great score. All I can do is a lot of wood-chopping, to use the term: carrying on getting enough safe shots for long enough. And, to my amazement, I do, pulling off a final ball with enough bonus to win this one. I may just pull out this tournament after all. Round ten: Cheetah, an early solid-state with one objective, that I know well. There's this bank of drop targets numbered 1 through 5. Hit them in numerical order, and repeat. I almost get through one cycle of this, and take a loss. I'm on five strikes. I'm drawn on the Zaccaria game Time Machine, against somebody we never heard of before. This, all right, I can play. From the left flipper, shoot the ramp; it builds the bonus multiplier up, ultimately, to 20x. From the right flipper, shoot the drop targets; this builds the bonus base up. I manage none of this and take my sixth loss. I'm out.

How about [profile] bunny_hugger? She's called up on Bronco and, hey, has a win. Then Earthshaker, a late solid state and another win. Banzai Run, which she never wins on. She wins. Time Machine, against MWS: he says her first ball beats his normal game. Whitewater, a modern game with many ways for things to go wrong: she wins again. Cheetah, again against MWS. Here I've eaten enough Win Schuler's cheese spread to console myself and am offering advice. She has gone through 11 rounds and taken only one strike. She's been sitting in first place among the whole tournament most of that time.

I know what this means. If she can make it to the top ten she's probably in the state championship. There are something like twenty people left in the tournament, but many of them have four or five strikes. If she just plays all right the rest of the day she might make it. I don't tell her this. I know how nervous she gets when she's told she's playing well. There is no reason to screw up her mojo.

She has enough trouble anyway. She's finally drawn against CST, who's such a killer player. But the weaker people are falling out of the tournament. They're on Royal Flush, which she's got a fighting chance on. She loses, though. Her second strike. Next round: she plays CST again, this time on Terminator 2. She's never played this enough to have a real handle on the strategy. It's an early modern game, one that plays hard in the way a lot of late solid-state games do. I try offering advice on what might match CST's scoring and jackpot and all and it doesn't help. She takes her third strike. CST hasn't dragged her out of first place yet, but he's getting there.

Next round, mercifully, not against CST. It's on Cyclopes, an early-solid-state from Gameplan. [profile] bunny_hugger has the flow of this game, though, and has a compelling win. She's made it to the top ten. I silently celebrate: this is the sort of finish that would wipe out any doubts that she can compete with the serious players.

She's back against CST, this time on Pop-A-Card. It's one of the older electromechanicals. Its neat gimmick is that it's fairly easy to earn extra balls. She's able to earn one, but only the one; CST wins again and she takes her fourth strike. But other people are taking strikes too. There are seven people left in the tournament.

She's put on Fish Tales against MSS. MSS is one of the top players in the state. But he has an awful first ball. She does too, but MSS takes awful first balls worse than she does. He will play aggressively, is the lingo, and will tilt games more than other people do, and he stays upset at games longer than is productive. [profile] bunny_hugger manages a barely OK game, but MSS has a lousy one. She wins again. She's on to round 17. She's one of the last five players. She finally notices how well she's doing. And realizes the same thing I have: even if she were knocked out now, she probably has had a good enough score to squeak into the state championship. The normal logic of pressure and tension and expectations is void. There is nothing to be nervous about. She has done everything she could have hoped for.

She's called on Road Show, playing MJS, the owner of the game and the pole barn. Neither starts off with very good balls and she's disheartened by that. But she has an okay game, that MJS can't quite make. He's also knocked out.

Round 18. There are three players left: CST, MWS, and [profile] bunny_hugger. CST gets the bye. They're playing Monster Bash. I warn [profile] bunny_hugger how the game is playing, and while I don't wish MWS ill, I do want him to lose. He kind of does too, but he can't just do that. He actually has a good game on the hard table, and gives [profile] bunny_hugger her fifth strike. Her first strike by CST in fifteen rounds.

Round 19. [profile] bunny_hugger gets the bye. She cheers: this is as good as a win. MWS and CST are playing Whirlwind. It's a late solid state game, and one prone to ... not quite house balls. Balls where you hit one switch and drain, losing the ball. CST does this his first ball, losing the ball for having made the skill shot. MWS puts up a lead of about two million points by the last ball; a million points is an average game on this. Still, CST is the clutch player. As he walks away with his two-million-point lead, on a game where CST has so far put up half a million points, MWS shakes his head and says it's not enough. I agree. [profile] bunny_hugger is nervous, and rooting against her better friend MWS because, well, MWS has five strikes and the tournament gets even better for [profile] bunny_hugger if he's knocked out. CST concentrates, as he will, and just keeps on putting together a couple points here, a couple points there, and finally wins.

There are two players left in round 20. CST has three strikes, taking the lead of the tournament from [profile] bunny_hugger. [profile] bunny_hugger has five strikes. The game: Tommy, a modern game based on the 90s stage musical version of the play. It's a game that experts will do fantastically on; for mere mortals, it's a rough one. [profile] bunny_hugger has a fair game, but nothing like what CST can match. He beats her, pretty handily.

She is not upset.

She's won second place in this tournament.

At the eleventh hour --- figuratively, and literally, as it is just past 11 pm New Year's Eve --- she has put in the clutch performance. We don't know what the numbers are exactly. But we know she has earned enough to get into the state championship.

She is not just the highest-ranked woman in Michigan competitive pinball. She is one of the two dozen highest-ranked people in Michigan competitive pinball.

She has had exactly the finish she absolutely needed.

Trivia: In 1912 Robert Peugeot offered a prize for a winged bicycle which could get to speed, take off, glide ten meters, and do the same in the reverse direction. It was won in 1921 by Gabriel Poulain, pilot and bicycle racer. Source: Prime Mover: A Natural History of Muscle, Steven Vogel.

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PS: Reading the Comics, January 4, 2020: The Little Things Edition, comic strips not needing much explanation from last week.


PPS: More of the Lakeside Amusement Park scenery.

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Flower bed and resting elephant statue that's outside the Merry-Go-Round.


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A look from the midway at the Cyclone Roller Coaster, and its just gorgeous station.


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The height-requirements sign at the Cyclone Roller Coaster.

With Silver balls a bust there were three tournaments left in the year for [profile] bunny_hugger to climb out of 26th place into the top 24 in the state. Two of them were in Fremont that rainy Sunday. Either of them --- monthly or league --- would have enough International Flipper Pinball Association rating points if she finished top two, like she did in October. If she finished top-six in both, like she did in October, she'd earn enough. There were 18 people there for the League and 16 for Monthly. But some of the worst competition wouldn't be there. MWS had accidentally committed himself to another tournament across the state; we love him, but he could win any of these. ADM, bizarrely, skipped out on this chance to get into the top 24 himself. MKS and PS didn't attend. Nor did JB, nor RED. I learned later that MKS's father had died. And compounding the unfairness of that, PS's father died the next week. Rotten stuff.

Some tough people were there. RLM, particularly, and MSS. And JD, the other person on the bubble for making it into the state championship. Still. In the league tournament --- the slightly more valuable of the two --- we'd start with two rounds of people playing three-player groups. This is great since each round, as they run things, has the top two players in a group move on to the next round. Three-player groups are much easier for everyone. Both of us carry on through the first two rounds without serious issue, and are ready for the final eight.

A pause. To get the two tournaments done in a day, AJH and PH stagger them. They play enough rounds to get one tournament down to the final eight, and then go to the other tournament, the Monthly. Here, I carry on without issue, at least once my first pick of game, Dirty Harry, starts to malfunction and has to be replaced. The replacement, X-Men, is one of my ace-in-the-hole games, something I have an inexplicable ability to play well in tournaments. I can't say I crush my opponents' spirits, but I do get through the round easily.

[profile] bunny_hugger gets knocked out of the Monthly, first round.

Her only hope, to use Fremont to get her into the state championship, is to go to the final four in League. Preferably, top two. At least top three. And after this infuriating loss it's going to be hard for her morale to recover and to play well again. Me, I have another easy round and get to the final eight in the Monthly. With both tournaments down to eight players, we switch back to the League.

Here. Oh, of course this was coming. In this round it's four-player groups; two people will get knocked out of each group. And [profile] bunny_hugger and I are in the same group. She is quite able to beat me regularly. My statistics suggest she beats me about two-fifths of the time, at least recently. Still, she needs to beat two of me and JD and this guy JP that we only kind of know. People you only kind of know are dangerous: the instinct is to suppose they can't be that good or you'd have heard of them, and all it could be is they only started playing around here in October, like JP did.

Well, it doesn't much matter how good JP is. I put up a spectacularly awful first game. And follow it up with a god-awful second game. And a rotten third game. And a miserable fourth game. In the fifth and last game of the round --- my choice of game, and a point where it could not possibly help me --- I pick Barracora, a game [profile] bunny_hugger has been having good games on all day. My reasoning is that I can't help myself but I can at least pick a game she likes. It treats her well, giving her another win and securing her advance to the final four. And I get a third place, so I don't have a perfect-failure round after all, which makes a nice moral victory.

And! [profile] bunny_hugger is in the final four in the League tournament, the more valuable of the two. She could put herself in the state championship; all she has to do is not finish last. Preferably, if she could finish second ... or even, you know, win. It would be hard, against AJH and MSS and JP, but ... she's beaten AJH before. MSS is really good, but also prone to tilting away savable games. JP is a mystery but maybe he's just an OK player having a good day. She could save this.

I'll leave you on that hook while sharing the results of the Monthly. In this [profile] bunny_hugger is knocked out, angrily eating cheese spread and hummus to console herself. But I'm in the final eight, and recover from my apocalyptically bad League round to advance to that final four while knocking out AJH. In the final four I pull out my other ace-in-the-hole game, Johnny Mnemonic, trusting that my usual three-billion-point finish will demoralize JP and maybe JK, and maybe shake MSS enough to give me room. I tilt the first ball, probably unnecessarily, and while I recover partially I still end up getting a last-place finish on my ace game. I get better, though, over the round and collect second-place finishes. I can't win outright, but JP is having a terrible round and I could get second place overall. The last game of the tournament is my pick, and trying to think of one I could beat MSS or JK on? I go for Embryon, and am wrong. There's brief moment it looks like the flipper is sticking and the game might have to be thrown out, and I think what other games might save me, but, no. The flipper's repaired and I go on to a defeat. I finish in third place, not at all bad. Not enough to launch me above 13th place, where I've been squatting for months, but I didn't think it likely I would. This is the least disappointing disappointing finish I could have.

So back (in my narrative, not in the flow of time) to [profile] bunny_hugger. She's in the final four in League. Anything but a last-place finish probably gets her into the state championship. A last-place might if everything broke exactly right. A second- or first-place finish gets her for sure in. The first game is Blue Chip. She used to hate this electromechanical. She's learned how to play it, though. She's learned to love it, since she can always play it competitively, and often play it to win. She's ... forgotten this is a tilt-ends-game game. She tilts. On ball one. She gets a last place on this game, and a stupid last place at that. I point out to her that everyone has tilted a tilt-ends-game game. I did it two or three months ago. AJH did it in October. (``On ball one?'' ``YES!'') MWS famously did it on 4 Square, another tilt-ends-game one, early in the year.

It's no consolation. With sunk spirits she plays the next game awful, too, and takes another last. She starts to recover, though. She even has a good game of Blackout, another early solid state that she used to hate but that, with some experience and coaching, she's come to like. It's only good for second place, though. I forget which the last game was; I think Embryon again. It's not enough. She curses herself for that one reckless moment on Blue Chip. PH looks at me, wincing, and holding his fingers just an inch apart.

It's impossible to know the numbers precisely. The exact value of a pinball tournament depends on the number of people playing, and all of their ranks at the time the tournament began, and that depends in part on past tournaments including those they've played but that haven't been logged yet (such as, for us, Silver Balls, held the day before). But we can use past tournaments as estimates for that. And her competitors for the 24th spot in the tournament were also playing. There, there's some good news. DAD and TY and AG, all playing at the event MWS is at, have mediocre finishes that won't help them any.

But as best we can figure, she's missed the state championship by probably under one point, and we drive home with the most terrible disappointment of being this close to a last-minute triumphant victory and missing it altogether.

There is one tournament remaining in the year.

Trivia: New Rochelle, New York, was settled shortly after the Edict of Nantes's revocation in 1685, with groups of French protestants escaping the new political climate. Source: The Old Post Road: The Story of the Boston Post Road, Stewart H Holbrook.

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PS: Another of the great features of Lakeside Park.

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Lakeside Park's Merry-Go-Round building is proud of its 1930s Art Deco styling. Most antique carousels have wooden, or wooden-looking, structures. Some have nice glass jewel-cases. This is a neon and concrete structure that's just not like anything else I've seen.


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A glimpse into the carousel, with great neon ribbons above and mirrors as rounding boards. This scene may look confusing. We'll get better looks at it, though.


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[profile] bunny_hugger assembles pictures for her carousel calendar.