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It's been a tiny bit slower on my mathematics blog this past week. But recent highlights include two, count 'em, requests for topics, plus some long-form essays. These include:

And then in Popeye cartoons? You know what we've got there? 60s Popeye: Jeep is Jeep, which I want to like because it has Eugene the Jeep, but it's really making it hard to enjoy.


Let's resume the tour of Lakemont Park's roller coaster remains, at least.

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Return leg of Leap The Dips, along with the manual, pull-the-lever brakes.


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And a rear view of cars 6 and 8, with 6 on the transfer track that lets cars be taken off and put on.


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The ticket window, offering wristbands and a la carte rides. Up top is a little sticker saying 'Closed Today: Leap The Dips; Water Slides Will Not Be Open This Season'. Leap The Dips finally opened in July 2020, eleven months after this picture was taken.


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And we bought some tickets anyway for ... Skyliner? Hey, what's a Skyliner?


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4x4 is one of the handful of amusement park rides to have survived the purge.


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And here's Little Leaper, a kiddie coaster that unaccompanied adults aren't allowed on. (I'm not sure accompanied adults are allowed on it either). It's your standard Allan Herschell Little Dipper, so, good luck riding it and having knees. Also, it's not like ``Little Dipper'' as a name wouldn't have made it the junior partner to Leap The Dips either.


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Oh, that's Skyliner! Not the go-kart track, the roller coaster behind it.


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Skyliner is a wooden coaster, and up to 1985 was at Roseland Park in Canandaigua, New York. It's one of the very few wooden roller coasters to be moved, part of building the park up for its brief tenure as Boyertown USA.


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The turnaround for Skyliner. It's got a really good hill here, and a great second drop.


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Front car for Skyliner with your classic 1960s-coaster-design visual identity.


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Skyliner is at the edge of the park, just past the outfield for the minor-league Altoona Curve baseball team. The roller coaster's a gan, urging, 'Go Curve'.


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The infield of the roller coaster and the outfield of the ballpark.


Trivia: Benedict Arnold's court-martial, in December 1779-January 1780, opened in Dickerson's Tavern in Morristown, New Jersey. Of the four charges against him, none involved his (still unsuspected) meetings with Joseph Stansbury or John André to turn over some American military station to the British. Source: The Uncertain Revolution: Washington and the Continental Army at Morristown, John T Cunningham.

Currently Reading: Casper the Friendly Ghost Classics 1, Editor Mike Wolfe. Collection of Casper and Casper-universe comics.

Happy Valentine's Day, my dear.


I hope all of you reading this have enjoyed my humor blog. If you've missed the last couple days of it, not to fear. Here's your chance to catch up on the past week's writing, which has included:

And now back to Lakeside Amusement Park, Denver, and some pictures from it that I will bet you never expected to see!

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The Matterhorn by night; it was still running past 11 pm and we were wondering when if ever the park does close. I don't think they had any posted closing hours.


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Oh, kind of an industrial picture here, bu I realized the bathroom sign had this adorable faux-stained-glass look to it that I'm pretty sure was on purpose and wasn't just that the plastic or glass frame of it broke over the ages.


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Empty display case for the park. Note the Century of Fun sticker which was, at that time, a decade old (the park opened as a White City, a traditional park name based on the Colombian Exposition's midway, in 1908).


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Looking out at the icee place, and beyond that a midway game parlor, Matterhorn, and Skoota Boats, as staff sweep up and things ... sure do seem like they're at the end of the day, right?


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Tucked into a disused hanky-pank midway game booths: I have to assume this was a kiddie train ride that's been out of service a long while but is too sentimental to discard. So now it's a sort of obscure park sculpture, like Staride but sheltered from the elements some.


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Midway game booth that seems like it's been out of use a while; we couldn't figure what exactly the game had been.


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Walking out of the park, past the miniature railroad and Dragon coaster and toward the Autoskooter ride.


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A glance at the Ferris wheel and drop tower, with the station for Dragon poking out the left side there.


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Ticket booth for the Hurricane ride, which looks like it's a captive swing ride different from the flying scooters. Note on the far ride a height board that looks kind of like Granny from the Looney Tunes.


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The Ferris Wheel's ticket booth, apparently no longer selling tickets for the night. I'm not sure what trickery was done with the words Ferris and Wheel to make their lights look so very different.


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And, from the parking lot, one last look at the park, still going strong at about 11:30, a time by which we were exhausted and felt like maybe the park would never in fact close. And so, finally, I exhaust my pictures of Lakeside Amusement Park.


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And let's finish by looking back at the Tower of Lights, and its invitation, REDIT. Maybe we will.


Trivia: In April of 1637 the Court of Holland proposed a suspension of all court cases involving tulip bulbs; cities throughout the Netherlands followed this lead. It seems to have been intended as a temporary suspension of tulip cases, while the bubble was investigated. It never ended. Source: Tulipomania: The Story of the World's Most Coveted Flower and the Extraordinary Passions it Aroused, Mike Dash.

Currently Reading: The Great Salad Oil Swindle, Norman C Miller. It took surprisingly long for the salad-oil swindler to stop relying on American Express to certify the existence of imaginary tanks of salad oil and just start forging warehouse receipts instead. Also, the collapse of the scandal happened in late November 1963, so there's this pretty gripping chapter that goes day-by-day about the big unravelling and part of it is the commodities people trying to work out what the flipping heck happened with this guy and his salad oil business only to hear on the news that Kennedy had been shot. Which, weirdly, gave them a little breathing room as this closed all the markets and maybe kept the salad-oil stuff from creating a run on more brokerages.

Today's big pile of photographs from Lakeside Amusement Park opens with a special guest visitor!

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It's a rabbit! I thought I saw something in the bushes near Wild Chipmunk and sure enough, here was one. It took me longer than you'd think to start photographing, although I wasn't sure whether using the flash would just send the rabbit fleeing.


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The rabbit sat up a bit and pondered matters, even with me hanging around flash-photographing. Have to imagine the wildlife around an amusement park gets used to this sort of thing, though. I don't have other good photos, unfortunately; I haven't got the sort of focus control that won't decide, like, the leaves are the interesting thing here instead.


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Looking up at the Wild Chipmunk sign, with a couple of ride lights behind that giving it the look of something joyful emerging from behind.


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A slightly blurry picture of the Wild Chipmunk return path at night.


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Wild Chipmunk car on one of the return hills, zooming over my camera.


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Say, did I ever say anything about the naming scheme for the three Wild Chipmunk cars?


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The extremely adorable ticket booth for the Tilt-a-Whirl, with neon so bright as to overwhelm my camera.


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Better look at the Tilt-a-Whirl building, which had an open door but nothing of note inside, along with the ride and its lights.


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Looking back from inside the Scrambler ride at Wild Chipmunk's sign and, past that, the roller coaster.


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We had to come back to the Merry-Go-Round; it's just that interesting and weird.


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Another look at the innermost and most elevated row of the Lakeside Merry-Go-Round, and the scenery panel behind with I'm going to say Little Red Riding Hood, plus the Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon.


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A look at the dragon chariot on the carousel, with behind that the pink rabbit as well as Jack and the Beanstalk.


Trivia: Aryabhata, a mathematician-astronomer living in north India from about 476 to 550, calculated the length of the solar year to be 365.3586805 days. This was about two hours, 47 minutes, 44 seconds longer than the actual year's length in his time. Source: The Calendar: The 5000-Year Struggle to Align the Clock with the Heavens --- And What Happened to the Missing Ten Days, David Ewing Duncan. (Wikipedia describes only Aryabhata's calculation of the sidereal year, a different figure; it does claim his estimate of the sidereal year was less than three and a half minutes longer than the modern figure.)

Currently Reading: The Great Salad Oil Swindle, Norman C Miller. One weird little thread in this is the guy behind the scandal really, really wanted you to know that sinister other forces were behind his failure. The Department of Agriculture, of course. But also, Opus Dei, which I'm startled to see mentioned outside an anti-Catholic conspiracy rant or maybe a bad-books podcast going over Dan Brown novels.

PS: Reading the Comics, February 8, 2020: Exams Edition as I look at comic strips where kids are expected to answer mathematics questions.

Lakeside Park

Feb. 12th, 2020 12:20 am
austin_dern: Inspired by Krazy Kat, of kourse. (Default)

It's the rare moment a song cue just matches what the post would be about. Here's a couple more pictures of Lakeside Amusement Park, Colorado, not the one that Rush was singing about.

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A look at the Merry-Go-Round by night, this time from the vicinity of the Staride and with the Cyclone roller coaster off-camera to the left.


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The north side of the Merry-Go-Round sign and entrance by night.


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The carousel underneath its neon overhang.


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One column of carousel horses underneath the neon lights.


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[profile] bunny_hugger gets a ride on the blue-green rabbit. And in the background you recognize the classic fairy tale of ... ? ... .


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Bunnies snuggling!


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Center scenery panel depicting the Old Woman Who Lives In A Shoe, And Is Drawn By Someone Who Does Pinball Backglass Art of the 70s-90s. Also apparently two is an overwhelming number of children now?


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Looking from the inside of the merry-go-round back outside, so you can see the the sides that are traditionally less ornately decorated and painted.


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More fairy tales illustrated in the scenery panel. I'm not sure but I think the machinery to the right of Mary and the fire extinguisher is the control for the ride.


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Again looking out on the ride, catching the undecorated side of the chariot among other things.


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Looking down at my own horse, getting a view of two of the levels of the carousel at least.


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Looking from just outside the merry-go-round at the cafeteria, the stairway to the Tower of Jewels, and the midway games and park office building.


Trivia: Britain's Second Reform Act (1867) roughly doubled the size of the electorate, bringing number of voters to about eight percent of the nation's population. Source: The Age of Capital, 1848 - 1875, Eric Hobsbawm.

Currently Reading: The Great Salad Oil Swindle, Norman C Miller. Also: when I got this from the library it had a full page of check-out date stamps going back to 1965, so that's either the original check-out page or else the second one it's ever had. Mine was the first check-out since 1988, though, so [profile] bunny_hugger had two questions: why was this not culled in the 32 years it went unused (maybe it was put on reserve for a class or something?) and where do I find things like this? I don't know; it's just the weird talent I have that strikes me at used record shows too.

As do some days at amusement parks. We're nearing the close of Lakeside Amusement Park, although we're not there yet and I'm not perfectly sure we'll be there this week, even with the number of photo-dump days I've been racking up.

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Another stop at the Merry-Go-Round, showing a bit of the center panel art.


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The back side of the Merry-Go-Round's ticket booth, which looks pretty good for its age and use.


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So here's a view from atop that little pedestrian overpass, looking down on the Satellite roto-jet ride. Go ahead, work out the perspective sof that cement thing which looks like the scoop you get rice out of the cooker with.


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There! That's the sculpture you were looking down on. Also, check out that nice path split for the Satellite and the Rock-O-Plane. The Rock-O-Plane you can see in the background there; the sign means that the entrance is on that side of the sidewalk that's in frame here, not that you should walk to the right out of frame as that way's the stairs to the main body of the park.


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View of the Rock-o-Plane and unfortunately my only picture of the astronaut that's their minimum-height sign.


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The Satellite is a popular ride!


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View of the Satellite in motion. Note that, yes, three of the cars have been taken off their legs, and there's a matching three missing from the other side. I assume this reflects at least three cars not being in good order.


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And a little look at the control panel, which is a big wheel to turn the engine up and down and a big red button that I assume is the emergency stop. Also the ride operator gave me a neat odd lean into frame here.


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The strange cement overhang and the flower planter that it feeds water to. Behind the planter is that sign pointing the ways to the Satellite and the Rock-O-Plane. The pedestrian overpass is behind that and you can make out, shadowy, behind that the corpse of Staride.


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My turn soon! A look from down low at the mechanism for Satellite and some of the cars.


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Satellite's ride sign and a view of Lake Rhoda and the shopping malls built up beyond it.


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Sign by the Sports Cars listing the prices for various rides: the sports cars themselves are six tickets, something that's lost in the light --- I assume the Satellite ride --- three coupons, and the Rock-O-Plane two coupons. A ride coupon is 50 cents; a pay-one-price band (for adults) is $17 (weekdays) or $27 (weekends), plus three dollars for admission.


Trivia: The Herman Miller company, makers of the Aeron chair, was founded in 1923 in Zeeland, Michigan. Source: Small Things Considered: Why There Is No Perfect Design, Henry Petroski. (Oh, Wikipedia thinks 1923 just counts as the company's purchase by Drik Jan De Press and Herman Miller and renaming it from the Michigan Star Furniture Company.)

Currently Reading: The Great Salad Oil Swindle, Norman C Miller. Yeah so this is about an early-60s scandal where this guy wrote futures contracts for more salad oil than there was in the world, along the way getting American Express to guarantee that oh yes, he had enough salad oil in stock to cover all this, only it turns out what he had was a couple empty tanks in Bayonne, New Jersey. Scandal ended up eating something like $200 million and even for 1963 that seems like a lot of money tied up in salad oil. Also, I feel really weird reading about, like, this guy's earlier smaller scandals selling salad oil to Pakistan and stuff. Yes, ``salad oil'' covers a lot of stuff --- it's used in stuff from foods to paints --- but the idea that it's worth it, in 1961, to grow soybeans in the midwest, extract oil from them in New Jersey, and send it to Pakistan feels weird to me.

PS: How January 2020 Treated My Mathematics Blog, my least-mathematical and most-liked post every month.

Ah, OK, it was another week where I under-performed in writing my mathematics blog. All that I published was some comics stuff. I am going to have, like, no readership report for February. But here's what did run:

On to more original content, then. What's Going On In The Phantom (Weekdays)? Why is the Python held by the Wambesi? November 2019 - February 2020 in the daily comic continuity gets its explanation.

And now let's see more of Lakeside Amusement Park by night.

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The Matterhorn sign, and the little scenic column beside it, seen earlier, only now all lit up for night.


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On at least this side of the Matterhorn sign only one of the three triangles lights.


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Skoota Boats by night, with the light nicely reflecting on the water surface.


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A view a bit farther out, where you can see the nice red of the lights around the flower beds, the ones [profile] bunny_hugger stole a photograph of earlier in this long sequence.


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The Labyrinthe Crystal Palace mirror maze, seen in the night.


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Dragon Coaster's sign. This, I believe, is not one badly deprived of working light bulbs but rather one with animated lights.


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The Round-Up ride by night, with a drop tower in the background to give me a vanishing point.


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No fewer than three people photographing the Autoskooter ride by night.


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Turning back around to face the Dragon coaster, where we can see the whole launch station by night. Also in-between cycles on the lighting.


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The tower for the railroad station, and the tower that used to be for a captive plane ride but is now just a decorative feature.


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The railroad travelling by night at warp speed.


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The railroad continuing its warp speed journey by night. Oh, we should go back just to get a ride on this by night.


Trivia: France approved in 1938 credit for defence expenses totalling about 85 percent of 1939's anticipated government revenues. Source: The Vulnerability of Empire, Charles A Kupchan.

Currently Reading: Inside Las Vegas, Mario Puzo. So, huh: either the word was spelled ``extravert'' in the 70s or Puzo was going for something a little different from what we would mean by ``extrovert'' today. Also, there's a two-page photograph spread of a lineup of pinball machines, labelled ``kindergarten for degenerate slot machine gamblers'' which, historically, yeah, kind of. Puzo goes off about ``degenerate gamblers'' about every 1200 words in this book with lots and lots of pictures of Las Vegas casinos that are more 1976 than they even were in 1976.

And we haven't got to another movie or much else to just natter about. So let me give you a bunch of Lakeside Amusement Park pictures by night.

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Peering around the corner of the Wild Chipmunk's ticket booth to look at rides and, in the distance, the Tower of Jewels.


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Obscured view of the Wild Chipmunk starburst sign by night.


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Ride operator tugging one of the Wild Chipmunk cars around from the braking to the loading area.


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People getting onto the Wild Chipmunk --- which ran on a nice pretty continuous loop, speedily --- while one of the cars rolls overhead.


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Looking at the Wild Chipmunk lights at the top of the ride, while a car rumbles past.


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And now here's a look back at the Tower of Jewels, by night. Also that cafeteria with the fixtures salvaged from the Denver Union Station.


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Looking up the stairwell to the Tower of Jewels, and the partially lit rim and base.


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The not-now-in-use entrance gate and base of the Tower.


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The 'REDIT' invitation remains pretty well-lit; I imagine this is something they'll swipe bulbs from other places to keep in shape. Also, 'Entertaining Colorado and Its Friends' is a fine ambition here.


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A glance back at the park, showing the Merry-Go-Round by darkness, and the Roll-O-Plane in the background.


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Peering up at the top of the Tower of Jewels and the park office building beside it.


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Here's a better view showing the full height of the Tower, and way more of the gutters of the park office building.


Trivia: The 1984 fight between Pakistan and India armed forces in the Siachen Glacier, at an altitude of 22,000 feet, is thought to be the highest battle in history. Source: Prisoners of Geography: Ten Maps that explain Everything About the World, Tim Marshall.

Currently Reading: Inside Las Vegas, Mario Puzo.

Oh, hey, so we did do something recently. We went to a movie. Yes, another one. We've made it to three movies in-theater this year and that's a pretty good record for us. We wanted to see Frozen II before it left theaters. We got there earlier than we expected, giving us choice seats in a nearly empty theater, but that's all right. We had hoped to see whatever short went with the picture, but there was none. We don't know if this was something like Coco, where we waited to see the movie long enough that the theaters stopped showing the sort. Or whether there was never a short. Unfortunately there is literally no way to find information about a recently-released, widely-seen major-studio movie still in first-run theaters.

Anyway, to the movie.

Some spoilers for Frozen II, which, consider that I'm not precisely sure of the names of several characters or either of the kingdoms involved there so it's maybe not going to mess you up too badly if yo uhaven't seen the movie yet. )

Trivia: Baseball did not have a codified minimum distance between pitcher and home plate before the Eagle Ball Club of New York issued a fifteen-pace rule in 1854. Source: Baseball Before We Knew It: A Search for the Roots of the Game, David Block.

Currently Reading: Inside Las Vegas, Mario Puzo.


PS: Reading the Comics, February 1, 2020: I Never Talk About Marvin Edition, a declaration of fact which is now, in fact, not a fact.


PPS: Looking around a roller coaster at Lakeside Amusement Park.

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The ticket booth for Wild Chipmunk, with a bit of a view of the queue's start, and an obstructed view of its radiant-sun sign.


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[profile] bunny_hugger captivated by how the Wild Chipmunk roller coaster looks at night.


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A look from the reverse side of the ticket booth, showing the long neon tubes that lie underneath the building roof.

It's Thursday night, or Friday morning, so here's my humor blog looked at. Stuff that's been running hte past week includes:

So that said let's get back to Lakeside Amusement Park. The night is getting pretty serious here.

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The sign promises the Sports Cars ride, if you go up these stairs to cross the train tracks safely. Note the star in the background of the Roll-O-Plane which we did not go on.


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And here, across from the track, the promised Sports Cars ride.


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Also, the Satellite ride, offering you the chance to Be A Pilot. This is a Roto-Jet ride where you can control how high your captive rocket flies.


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Looking out from the walkway to the Satellite and the Roll-o-Plane rides, plus a long string of street lights that line up so great.


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A different view from the walkway over the train tracks, at the old-fashioned street lamps on the right and the more gorgeous Modern ones on the left.


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A view of Staride's remains, in the twilight, with the lights around it starting to give it definition.


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The opposite side of the stairway light promises the location of Orts Ars. Also I only now appreciate how the backing provides an arrow pointing to where to find the Orts Ars.


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Scripty neon lighting for the Tilt-A-Whirl above its unused ticket booth.


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And here's the Spider under its own illumination, with a view of its station on the right. That isn't illuminated ... yet.


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And now we've got the Scrambler shining through the night, with its sign and one of the signs for the Wild Chipmunk behind that.


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The wonderful Scrambler logo design, illuminated. Also in the background, the on-ride lights for the Wild Chipmunk roller coaster.


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And here's one of the flower planters, with lights that make it look like flying saucers are teasing plants out of the ground.


Trivia: Two women, applying for the Royal Navy's General Service Medal in the 1840s for their service aboard ship in Aboukir Bay and at Trafalgar were turned down on the grounds that the precedent would prompt ``innumerable applications'' from other veteran women. Source: To Rule The Waves: How the British Navy Shaped the Modern World, Artur Herman. (These would be, largely, wives and girlfriends of crew or warrant officers, and sometimes women who dressed as men. And yes, I'm irked that Herman doesn't give names or a more exact date. It's in a footnote about the changing character of Navy crews, their becoming all-male as part of that.)

Currently Reading: Inside Las Vegas, Mario Puzo. So, not to challenge Puzo's perceptive nature, but in the prologue he explains how gambling is the one vice that hasn't got any compensating glamorous side, that nobody has any good stereotypes of the gambler and ... uh ... I realize that you're writing in 1977 and feel extremely defensive about your gambling habit but are you sure there's no image of gamblers as aspirational figures there, Mario? You're positive?

I have not been able to find one word about the Cohanzick Zoo and how their Coati Day turned out. Even their Facebook page doesn't mention it, which is bizarre and a bit insulting. The closest I can find is an article from the Montreal Gazette claiming that Toronto has a forecasting coati, Dundas Donna. As far as I can tell, Dundas Donna only ever forecast winter once, in February 2014, and has been completely moribund since. And explained maybe forty times about what a coati is, which, relatable. So, while I wait for ... anything ... please enjoy a bunch of pictures of Lakeside Amusement Parks, with --- maybe --- a special cameo appearance from a park VIP! We think.

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The American Coaster Enthusiasts roller coaster landmark sign, and the base that holds it up. Note that it's styled to look like the ride fencing --- possibly it comes from that --- and has that little statue of train car on it.


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And peering up at the Cyclone's station, all ominously empty considering.


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The warning sign, lit and surrounded by neon and somehow looking more wonderful than it did before. Notice there's three different R's at work.


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Looking from the side of the Cyclone station at its big vertical sign.


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And a look at the disused ticket booth for Cyclone, and people gathered around asking the staff if they know when the ride will be open again. (Park employees will never say. You might as well ask them to check if they have another roller coaster in the back room.)


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And here's a look up the Cyclone launch station tower to the evening sky above.


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And here! ... The elderly woman here spent quite some time talking with park employees, some of them with clipboards. We do not know but we wonder if this might be Rhoda Krasner, longtime park owner.


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Further discussion of the state of the park(?). I like that Krasner(?) and the park employee are reasonably sharp here while the parkgoes around are blurred out. I have one picture of Krasner(?)'s face, but it's too blurry to be worth anything; I forgot to adjust my camera's simulated ISO for the setting sun.


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Another ride on the bizarre three-level merry-go-round, with a look at the neon lights that were coming on.


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The pink bunny, and other rides, seen in the twilight and under the fresh neon glow.


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Ooh! Wait. People walking the lift hill on Cyclone. This is the sort of thing that kept giving me hope that the roller coaster might reopen. I thought at one point I saw a test train go over, but the ride never did return to service when we were there, to our great disappointment.


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And here's the Merry-Go-Round with neon lit, in the evening sky. We expected the park would look fantastic at night and it would only get better from this starting point.


Trivia: In 1695 New Jersey's provincial legislature authorized annual fairs at Greenwich, near the Cohansey River in south Jersey, in April and October. Source: This Is New Jersey, John T Cunningham.

Currently Reading: The Great American Motion Sickness: or Why You Can't Get There From Here, John Burby.

Well, it's still all slow then, let me share a bunch of Lakeside Amusement Park pictures.

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It's later in the day, so some of the midway games have opened up. Here, it's one of the (toy) fish-catching ones.


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A whole row of unattended con-op attractions, underneath a banner named Tango for the reasons. No pinball. We checked.


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And here's a different row of midway games and coin-op things, in the long building that attaches to the Tower of Lights.


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The Skee-Ball Palace, which like the other games is in a room that sure looks as if it used to be a food court or something. Note the sign asking you to ``pretty please'' not smoke, eat, drink, or chew gum around this all.


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Icee and pizza stand at the far end of that Skee-Ball Palace area. We stopped here for pop that was something like $1.50, which underscores just how cheap a day the park is.


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The Icee and pizza stand was right nearby the stairs up to the Tower of Jewels; you can see the lions flanking that stairwell here.


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The ACE Roller Coaster Landmark plaque, commemorating the Cyclone roller coaster and explaining a touch of its history.


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Looking from the Landmark plaque to the exit queue for Cyclone and the worrisome sight that there are not mobs of people coming down it. Hm.


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Another cafeteria, this one with a long counter that's got pretty cheap snacks. The marble and mirror backbar were rescued from the Denver Union Station, says Wikipedia, although I can't find a reference saying just when they were taken.


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And here's the overhead light in the cafeteria with the antique bar; it's got a neat arrangement of colored panels, an effect I like even if I don't know what they were going for.


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Slightly out-of-focus picture of a decorative imitation balcony at the top of the cafeteria. I'm sorry not to have realized the picture wasn't sharp when I was there, but, y'know, it looked good on my camera's screen.


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Radial, arrow-suggesting, tile patterns in the floor of the cafeteria, the sort of thing that's gorgeous and parks just don't do anymore because who needs a beautiful floor?


Trivia: The word ``verse'' traces, in Lastin, to the noun ``uersus'', a turning, and the verb, ``uerto'', ``I turn'', as in a furrow ploughing a field. Source: Ideas: A History from Fire to Freud, Peter Watson.

Currently Reading: The Great American Motion Sickness: or Why You Can't Get There From Here, John Burby. If Burby's to be taken at his word there was this weird patch in the 60s where companies thought they could maybe make steam engines work for cars and that's just so charming and yet obviously a non-starter. No pun intended. Apparently William Lear (of Lear Jet) was bought into the idea, though. And the talk of how Interstates split up neighborhoods points out how my own neighborhood was bisected by one.

PS: Reading the Comics, January 27, 2020: Alley Oop Followup Edition, as I finally get around to doing comic strip stuff again.

I wanted to report about the Cohanzick Zoo Coati Day weather forecast but haven't found reports about it yet. If that changes, I'll do something.

Meanwhile, mm. Changes. The International Flipper Pinball Association put in some new rules about how it scores leagues. These severely nerf leagues where your seeding for finals are based on self-reported scores. Which is trouble since that's how Fremont has run, and while it's no longer the points bonanza it was, it's still very lucrative and is entirely why [profile] bunny_hugger and I are ever in the state championships. And it's a big reason why AJH --- who with PH runs the Fremont events --- was the #1 seed last year, and is so regularly on top of the standings. But self-reported scores make it too easy to just cheat, even though we don't suspect anyone in Fremont of doing that. So the scoring changes are the worst of all possible things: the thing that is right that's personally disadvantageous.

AJH and PH worked out an alternative. If a designated scorekeeper records the score, then the nerfing doesn't happen. So they set up a more manageable thing, people playing unlimited-Herb-style on a bank of four games. This means you get points based on how many people your score beats, on each game. Also, a concession to the new IFPA rules: only the top half of players who enter can play in the A Division. This last particularly worried me. The great value of Fremont tournaments was that a lot of people entered, but come finals, only around 15-20 people would play; if only, say, ten people got to go to the meaningful finals? But AJH and PH felt that, besides being more legitimate a seeding system, this would let them hold shorter tournaments for the same IFPA point value. In fact, they planned for two tournaments for the end of January, and they plan to start holding three tournaments in a day come March. And they know how to get IFPA points out of a system. How would it all work in practice, though?

Well, my big worry was that there'd be fewer people entering --- the old scheme let people self-report scores from public venues all over the west side, even from people who had no intention of playing in finals --- and that, like, we'd end up just below the cutoff. That didn't happen, though: about 28 people entered the tournament at all and there were 13 people showing up for each, so, all that was at stake for the Herb-style scoring portion was your initial seed. The seed bothers me a bit, but only because I didn't do better; one of the games, particularly, really had my number and I got upset, during the couple hours before the tournament started on Saturday, that I could not do a blasted thing to improve on the lone game I played of it at the end of December. And a good seed matters: it gets you first pick of games. Or makes more likely you'll be put into a three-player group, when two players in each group advance to the next round.

This time around, I was put in a three-player group in one tournament (#2, played first, of course), and a four-player group in the other (#1, played second). [profile] bunny_hugger had the opposite luck. Another big difference: each round was only three games; no more would be needed for the tournament to be worth its maximum possible. In previous years rounds have needed four or five or as many as seven games. ... This is going to take some adjusting to. The advantage of a three-game round is that if you win one game, and just don't finish last in the other two, you're probably through. The advantage of a five- or seven-game round is, if you finish last in one game, you have time to recover.

[profile] bunny_hugger, in a killer four-player group for one tournament, wasn't able to recover. In the other tournament, she had a three-player group, one with AJH and that he ... did not dominate the way she expected, and that knocked her out quickly. Me, in both tournaments I made it through the first round handily. In tournament 2, I did this with three first-place finishes, which sent MWS home early, except that he carpooled with us. I got knocked out in the second round of that, after a third- and a last-place finish left me with no hope. In the second round of tournament 1, against the player who upset [profile] bunny_hugger in that three-player group --- she said to ``avenge me'' --- I stunned myself: after a second-place and a last-place finish I figured I was done for. I had the last pick of game, though, and figured since it was ending my competitive day I should pick the game I could most certainly win on, and did, and this was enough to put me into finals. [profile] bunny_hugger said she didn't mean me to avenger her that much.

Finals are notable because I had the last pick of the round, and chose Johnny Mnemonic. People wondered why I would pick that game when playing against AJH, who is a first-rate master on the game, and would go to put up 16 billion points on it. It's a high-scoring game, but three billion will usually win in any group that doesn't have AJH in it. Well, first, because I am a second-rate master of the game and can usually put up three billion points on it --- as it happens I did four, after two abysmal balls --- and I figured I wasn't playing AJH. I was playing everybody else. This finish wasn't enough to get me second place in the tournament, but, all right. I got third, and I felt really good about my finish.

Then we spent some time putting in scores for the Herb qualifying for next month. There'll be some hours of open qualifying before the end-of-February tournament too, but they'll likely be crowded and a bit stressed; any good games played last Saturday make next tournament day better.

Do I like the new format? ... I'm not sure. Three-game rounds are tight; one lousy game makes it very easy to sink the round, and end your play. On the other hand ... I think this might give me a competitive edge. In this format, you can get through a whole tournament playing nine games. In the older format you'd have to play fifteen or eighteen or even 21. (Yes, if you play well in the first games of a round you can slack off the last game, or even last two games, but ``play well'' here means ``win the first three games'' which is hard.) I am convinced, without actually looking at the evidence, that I get fatigued. Playing pretty good for nine games is a lot easier than playing pretty good for eighteen. The tournament rules allow us to pick a game only once per day, so if you choose one round to play Blue Chip, you can't pick it again (although other people might, if they think they can beat you on it). I have six games at that venue I feel confident I can reliably win, or at least finish a strong second in. Did I have the greater number of games in my pocket that I'd needed in the old format? ... Not really. (The older Fremont scheme would need more games, over the course of a two-tournament day, for reasons that just take too many words to explain here.)

But, then, I had a good day: a third-place finish in one tournament, a tie-for-fifth-place in the other. If this scheme scores like the old Fremont tournaments, then I had a really solid day, the pace that would put me back into state championship. It's easy to feel good about a system that went so well for me.

And all this playing did take less time than the old format did. But some of that may be eaten back up by starting a third tournament for Fremont days, as they figure to do from March onward. On the other hand, another chance for a final-four finish? That would be quite nice to have, too. Although now that I think about it, I wonder if the third tournament isn't meant for anyone who fails to make the A-Division cut, or gets knocked out in the first round, so they have something worth going all the way to Fremont for anyway.

So it's too soon to tell. There are probably something like 350 tournaments left in the year.

Trivia: According to the 1890 census New Yorkers averaged just under 300 mass transit trips each year, compared to 74 for each Londoner. Source: 722 Miles: The Building of the Subways and How They Transformed New York, Clifton Hood.

Currently Reading: The Great American Motion Sickness: or Why You Can't Get There From Here, John Burby. So it may be possible to find the latest possible date that this book was written, from Burby's casual mention how no United States city has lost population.


PS: Have a couple pictures of nothing in particular at Lakeside Amusement Park. I know I've been at this for a month now but don't worry: someday I'll get out of the park.

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A good look at the Round-Up, with some glorious old-fashioned ballyhoo on the sign.


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[profile] bunny_hugger, just done talking trash about Zoom: ``It's right behind me, isn't it?''


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Park benches, many of them built into the curved walls along a downward-sloping hill, which is why the plastic bench here looks like an optical illusion.


I'm going to blame a big work project for making this the slowest week in my mathematics blog in ages. Part of that is the project being demanding. A big part of it is trying to convince the people I work with that I am not telling some merry prank when I explain that I need the server set up to do a particular thing to accomplish my job. That's ... really not fun to do, not for such long times. It's not stressful, exactly, but it does lead to me getting snippy the fourth time I've explained that if I had permission to change my account's permissions to do the thing I need done, then I would not need to change my account's permissions to do the thing I need done. Anyway, here's the mathematics writing which survived all that:

Told you it wasn't much. On a merrier note, one from the story comics: What's Going On In Alley Oop? Is Alley Oop going to Time Jail? November 2019 - February 2020 recapped before your eyes. It could hardly be recapped after your eyes.

Well! Let's have a spot of time with Lakeside Amusement Park, and something shocking we discovered in Kiddieland.

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Some more radical signage about how big you have to be to ride the Mini Skater, in kiddieland.


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The Midge-O-Racer opened our eyes to how Eyerly Aircrafft Company --- which started out making flight trainers, and slid from there into amusement park rides --- had a ground counterpart to its Fly-O-Plane and Loop-O-Plane and Rock-O-Plane and Roll-O-Plane rides.


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One of the captive plane rides, from back in the days those were fun to mount with machine guns.


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Light fixture over Kiddieland that wanders indifferently between being a public service and being public art.


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The kiddieland Water Boats ride. And ooh, hey, what's that sign on the fusebox there?


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Inspection sticker, with an expiration date about two weeks into the future of this photograph. One of the ride operators told us they were hoping to get the Zyklon-class roller coaster ready to be inspected by early July when the rides would be up for inspection again. ... Also, look at that state registration number, huh?


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Kiddieland miniature Tumble Bug ride, and at least one kid who's having a great time riding it like it's meant to be ridden.


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We emerge from Kiddieland. Here there's a big line forming outside the flying scooter.


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Lights coming on to the Ferris Wheel's ticket booth.


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And oh, hey, here's some geese wandering around.


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Geese strutting around as if they own the park.


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AAAH! THEY DO! THE GEESE DO OWN THE PARK! RUN! RUN! ZOOM!


Trivia: The old Waldorf-Astoria Hotal's demolition, to clear space for the Empire State Building, was completed 3 February 1930. Source: Higher: A Historic Race to the Sky and the Making of a City, Neal Bascomb.

Currently Reading: The Great American Motion Sickness: or Why You Can't Get There From Here, John Burby. Another Christmas present book from [profile] bunny_hugger, one that she found in the used section of the bookstore where she works. And she felt, quite rightly, that this was an extremely me book: it's an early 70s book about United States transportation policy and why it should have one. It's seriously fantastic, chock full of now-forgotten cabinet secretaries vamping their way through decisions about bridge priorities and airlines shrugging and asking why they should have to do anything about whether it's okay to build high-rises at the ends of airport runways and stuff.

And here's another round of pictures from Lakeside Amusement Park, particularly, the kiddieland area. There's also pictures of the roller coaster we did not ride: what was that one, and why? Read on ...

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Evening setting in so here's a look at the parking entrance sign to Lakeside park. Time for fun!


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View of some of the kiddieland rides at the parking entrance to Lakeside.


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And the kiddieland picnic pavilions for Lakeside, too. Coolers are welcome, you can see.


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Just past the Kiddieland we get a glimpse of some working parts of the park.


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They're greenhouses where plants for the park --- which, for all that its buildings are dilapidated, is well-planted --- are kept or grown.


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And here's just a statue of an elephant sprawling on a tree.


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Kiddieland captive flying-airship ride. That base with its sharp pyramid makes me think of Conneaut Lake Park's kiddieland; this is certainly an old installation.


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The Jolly Choo Choo ride; I think that the trains must rotate to get moving forward as the ride turns but I don't have the photographs to prove it.


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What a cute little insect ride. I wonder why the bugs all have such big glasses, though?


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Oh, it's the Granny Bugs ride. That's why they have glasses. ... It sure looks like the minimum ride ruler has lost everything but the working part, doesn't it?


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View of the Kiddie Coaster, the one roller coaster at Lakeside which we didn't ride. The lights are starting to come on for the evening. It was made by Miler Manufacturing, of Portland, Oregon; ten of their roughly 40 coasters are still operating.


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Kiddie Coaster rolling past. We couldn't get a clear answer whether unaccompanied adults were allowed, and it looked like such a knee-banging ride anyway that we weren't sure we wanted to ride it just for the credit.


Trivia: The newsreel industry estimated in 1953 that it could save $57,000 per year if censor-board reviews, and their feeds, were abolished just in the state of Ohio. Source: The American Newsreel 1911 - 1967, Raymond Fielding.

Currently Reading: Disney's Land: Walt Disney and the Invention of the Amusement Park that Changed The World, Richard Snow. OK, like, I get Snow treating as frivolous the lawsuit filed against Disneyland by someone attacked by the escaped pet lions of a person who was at the park. Not a park employee, just someone who went to the park and had a pet lion who escaped. But, like, here: ``Sandra Varely, rear-ended on the Autopia ride, suffered back injuries that required $120,000 worth of surgery. Her lawyers improved what already seemed a watertight case by getting a change of venue from Orange County. Even so, the jury took less than two hours to find for the park. Her husband said, `The situation with Disneyland, to put it bluntly, is that you can't sue Godin heaven'.'' End of chapter. I mean, without some further context there, that looks like a miscarriage of justice. The reasonable risks you assume by going to an amusement park don't include $120,000 worth of surgery. And granted the park has an interest in fighting any tort against it, but winning this case does not make them look like the good guys. What's happening there?

Well, I'm caught up on events and Coati Day at the Cohanzick Zoo isn't until tomorrow. So I'll just have to give you a bunch of pictures from Lakeside Amusement Park, while I think up things to write. Enjoy, though; it's a beautiful place.

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Sidewalk under repair, for a time impossible for us to determine, along a spot that's not actually close to the Matterhorn but is along the way to it. This is near the Skoota Boats.


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Also, isn't that Matterhorn sign great? Note the three little triangles pointing the way from sign to ride.


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The Matterhorn is a Thunderbolt type ride, free-swinging cars on an undulating track with loud music going on.


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Another look at flower beds, these on the sloping ground between the Matterhorn and the Skoota Boats.


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Looking back at the Skoota Boats, and the canal for loading and unloading passengers.


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The ride-height sign for Matternhorn has you line up against a goat!


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What looks like one of the newer rides has this height sign that looked more computer-generated than other sign art. I think it's the color gradient in the background.


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Lakeside flag flying on the mast of the Flying Dutchman ride.


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The Flying Dutchman ride is a captive swing ride, although in something I haven't seen before the ride lowers to where all the cars rest on the ground, just where they are.


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Bespoke manhole cover for the park. Fun fact: Lakeside Amusement Park is in the town of Lakeside, incorporated in 1907 so as to provide a secure legal spot for the amusement park that wouldn't have to deal with Denver's liquor laws. The total town population, in the 2010 census, was eight. Most of the town's land is the amusement park and shopping districts.


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Icee stand that reminds me of The Lucky at Kennywood; in the distance, a Mexican Food stand that I don't think we saw open.


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And here's some of the picnic pavilions, seeing pretty good use.


Trivia: The English counted the leap day as a doubling of the 24th of February until 1662, when the extra day became 29 February. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: Disney's Land: Walt Disney and the Invention of the Amusement Park that Changed The World, Richard Snow. There are a lot of great stories in here, although there's a distressing lack of primary sources. There's a bibliography but, like ... OK, I don't doubt people told the story that when Disneyland was opening the landscaping budget was stretched so tight that someone said to just put up signs identifying the taxonomic classification of some weeds growing on the hillside, so they'd look like it was done on purpose. I would like to see what person claims he did, or saw this. Or, even better, to see a picture of someone's 1955 holiday slides showing the signs.

As is now traditional, let me list the essays that ran on my humor blog this past week:

Now let's finish off that train ride at Lakeside Amusement Park.

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A look across Lake Rhoda showing the Cyclone, and --- you can just make out the peaks --- the Staride and the Tower of Jewels. We failed to take this ride after dark, unfortunately, but in the setting sun you can start to see why these would have defined the skyline for the park and maybe more of why Lakeside hasn't taken down the corpse of Staride.


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View from the train of the turnaround for Cyclone.


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And peering down the far end of the tracks of Cyclone, as seen from the train ride.


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Rolling gate closing off an access road that the train runs over. Also, columns that really look like they're supposed to hold up something but are now free-standing lights.


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Coming back up on Staride as seen from the railroad.


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The train rolls past the base of Staride, from the otherwise inaccessible side.


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The train going past those midway games from the first walk into the park, before we got our tickets.


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And getting off the train! Here's a view of the engine, the Silver Speed, with its Century Of Progress lines and wonderful shiny side panels.


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A look back at the train cars, so you can see what we were riding in. Still very Century Of Progress in its design, despite the simplicity of the elements.


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The Skoota Boats bumper-boat ride, made from the remains of a Shoot-the-Chutes.


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[profile] bunny_hugger looking around to see if she can get some snaps of the flower bed.


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She risks it!


Trivia: In 1935 the Citizens' Budget Committee alleged that Charles Norris's coroner's office had pocketed up to $400,000 from citizens for routine paperwork over his twenty years heading the department. Investigation found that the actual amount taken for providing documents was closer to $4,000, split among the typing pool. Source: The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York, Deborah Blum.

Currently Reading: Disney's Land: Walt Disney and the Invention of the Amusement Park that Changed The World, Richard Snow.

I had my next big piece all planned out. The Chinese Lunar New Year celebrations at the mall were scheduled for Sunday and talking about the parade and talent show and crafts and whatnot would be a good one, maybe two days of blogging material. Then we got to the mall and discovered nothing there but the stage. The event had been postponed, with no explanation besides the urging to check the mall's web site for details. I see no details on the mall's web site, but [profile] bunny_hugger, maybe checking their Facebook, found that things had been cancelled two days ago, as multiple performers cancelled, apparently from fears of the coronavirus going around. (There have been a few cases in southeast Michigan; we're mid-Michigan, but it's not like that's quarantined.)

We'd have gone right home except that [profile] bunny_hugger had made a haircut appointment for after the New Year events should have been. They were able to move her appointment up a couple hours, but that still left us about two hours to just ... you know ... hang out. We could do some. Fun-Stop X-TREME!!! had cleaned a little of their badly broken Star Trek pinball game, removing the broken plastics that made some shots inaccessible. And they fixed the problem of a drop target furiously popping up and down when it shouldn't by taking out the drop target. Not fixing the switch that makes the motor incorrectly pop up and down frantically, just ... removing the small slab of plastic. The game, if anything, somehow works worse than it used to. In the kids fun center, the one with, like, inflatable castles and a staff that's present, we played a couple games of Jack-Bot and while we didn't have great games, we did all right, until we ran out of quarters and their change machine didn't work. (And now I realize Fun-Stop X-TREME!!! had a change machine we could've used too, or we could've asked the cashier for quarters.)

We hung around a couple other places too. Looking over cheap jewelry at Claire's, or sniffing around what's listed as the only pure toy shop in the area. It's one of those places with the educational toys and workshops and 3D printers and all that, which is all right but not, like, toy toys. Also the somehow not-quite-yet-shuttered seasonal calendar shop. And then got back to the bookstore where I finally used the get-one-DVD-free coupon that I'd won in the holiday party drawings, back around Thanksgiving. The DVD section is ... not ... robust, but I did find something that I don't figure to watch myself, but know someone I can give this to. It may be a little chintzy to give someone a free gift, but it's passing a nice thing on.

This was the first time in years that we --- that I, anyway --- have just gone and hung out at the mall, for hours, with no particular purpose or objectives. We hadn't chosen it, but it was nice to have.

Trivia: After the incorporation of Austria and the Sudentenland, Germany depended on imports for about 20% of its foods; before the annexations it had needed to import about 13%. Source: A Low Dishonest Decade: The Great Powers, Eastern Europe, and the Economic Origins of World War II, 1930 - 1941, Paul N Hehn.

Currently Reading: The Crowd and the Cosmos: Adventures in the Zooniverse, Chris Lintott.


PS: Let's chug along the outside of the lake that Lakeside is ... aside.

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Stretch of side track of the railroad. I assume it was at one time used for trains needing maintenance or such, but the weeds say something about its present state.


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Looking out from the far side of Lake Rhonda, back at the amusement park.


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Optical zoom! Here's a look from the far side of the lake at the Tower of Jewels and, to the left, the Cyclone roller coaster.


So that was our adventure in the state championship. It's not everyone's, though. Let me share highlights of the way the rest of the tournament played out. Much of this took place concurrently with what I've described the last couple days, but keeping to individuals should make things easier to follow.

MWS, our best-pinball-friend? He started as the third seed, with a first-round bye. And to his shock lost, 4-3, to 14th-seed MDC. MDC's a fine person but [profile] bunny_hugger and I had no idea he'd gotten so good. He's 522nd-ranked the world, as I write this; for comparison, I'm becalmed in the 800s and [profile] bunny_hugger in the 1100s. At some point last year he was 1468th. MWS, sent to play out his ties, goes up against PH. PH had beaten [profile] bunny_hugger only to lose to RLM. MWS beat him, and was slated to play two-time state champion AJG. I'm not sure if AJG, aware of the storm and that there's very little difference in finishing 9th or 12th place, went home. Either way, MWS got the win, and went on to face CST ... who also decided he wasn't interested enough in the difference between 9th and 10th place to risk getting caught in the snow. CST concedes, and MWS finishes in 9th place, and [profile] bunny_hugger grumbles that nobody conceded against her.

MSS, having knocked me out four games to one, goes up against AND, two-time state champion and owner of the games we're playing on. AND, wearing his work gloves (a not-unique habit some have picked up, on the supposition this will help their wrists, or keep their hands from slipping off the buttons) wins this, four games to two. He goes to the semifinals, battling the reigning state champion AJH.

On the other side of things? MDC plays RLM, and wins, four games to three. His opponent? The winner of the match between AJR and GRV. AJR is the son of AND and, as I've said, third-place finisher at Pinburgh 2019 and my pick to win it all. And GRV ... has obviously not make good on his promise to just plunge balls and walk away; I wonder what might have happened had, as originally expected, he faced [profile] bunny_hugger in the first round. Instead, GRV faced DAD and beat him four games to two. Then faced JRA, son of DAD, and beat him four games to three. But against AJR? ... Eventually, since a game of Dirty Harry starts to malfunction and needs emergency repair ... he wins again, four games to two. I'm startled. It will not be a three-A-player semifinals.

GRV versus MDC for one of the final positions. It's a close series; I fully expect that GRV will lose his temper and tilt away a game and the tournament. This never comes to pass, though. MDC makes it hard, taking it to seven games, but GRV wins the last. After saying for a month that he wasn't going to really play, he's in the championship.

The other match is AJH versus AND. Here we have an upset. Not in the finish: it makes sense that either of these players would win and if there were a betting pool, I'd imagine the money to be about evenly divided. The upset is in how long it takes. I would expect the round to go to six, maybe seven, games. Not so. AND sweeps AJH in four games; it's so fast I haven't even had time to detach from the GRV-MDC drama to see what happens. It's only the third four-game sweep in the 22 series played so far today AJH had one of the other two, but in his favor.

In the bronze match, AJH recovers and beats MDC, two games to one. And [profile] bunny_hugger and I think about how, gosh, MDC is a better player than we realized.

And the championship?

GRV's streak comes to its end. He wins only the one game; AND takes four wins, finishing finally on Seawitch, the proto-Beatles game. AND is a three-time winner of the modern International Flipper Pinball Association state championship.

There's paperwork. Since the IFPA began collecting a dollar-per-player-per-event excise, some of the revenue has gone back to the winners of the state championship. All 24 players, in fact: I've got my sealed envelope holding, thanks to my first-round win, more money than I spent in IFPA-event fees for 2019. [profile] bunny_hugger has one with not quite that whole cost covered. (Well, maybe; AJH and PH don't explicitly collect for Fremont tournaments. But it's not as though, were there no IFPA fee, the cost to get into their facilities for the day would be $8 instead.) For most of us this is petty change. For the top two players, though? It's enough to be paid by check, and reported on state and federal taxes. GRV hems and haws about whether it's worth it to fill out a W-9, but PH stands firm on this, and the second-place finisher concedes.

(The amounts depend on the state, as well as final finish. Michigan, with many players and enormously many events, has one of the largest jackpots. States with fewer tournaments and fewer players have smaller payouts. People with the happy problem of being eligible for multiple states can choose to take the larger payout, against presumably tougher competition, or the smaller payout against probably weaker players.)

And there we have it. It's not much past 8 pm, which is surprisingly speedy for so many games among so many high-skilled players, which says something about how tough the games are playing. Nearly everyone's left, though. Some are fleeing the weather; there's ongoing word that a major new round of snow is coming in. Some are just leaving because, having been beaten, they've had enough. [profile] bunny_hugger and I are hard to get out of anywhere, but after all, we do want to see how the things turn out.

Still, this is long enough even for us. I realize, later, that I haven't actually touched any games since my last loss. PH had asked everyone not to play where they might distract anyone still in the tournament, and by the time there were few enough games going on that they might all be in the basement, or all be in the garage, it was the last couple rounds. It was the high drama. We didn't want to miss that just to find out something about Stranger Things we didn't know yet.

We probably could hang around a while yet, but the threat of snow is still there. So we thank JJ and AND for their hospitality and congratulate around again, and head out. The drive starts easily enough; the Interstate isn't too badly off ... until we get halfway to Lansing, and a fresh snow belt, and slushy, covered roads. We're in [profile] bunny_hugger's car, with the better snow tires, but spotting the lanes is hard and we end up behind a car that's going, really, a little slow even for the conditions. Having a line behind [profile] bunny_hugger is not the reassurance that she likes. So much of the last half-hour of the drive is [profile] bunny_hugger demanding to know where the lane is, and me insisting she's in it, until we finally get into town. The interchange between I-69 and US 127, which goes on for quite a while, is not in the least bit fun.

We get home to find Sunshine, and Fezziwig, and the goldfish downstairs are all in good shape, and everthing is well apart from the heaps of snow and snow-over-ice that we'll be dealing with for a week to come.

Trivia: In December 1776 General Washington, to preserve the Continental Army, offered one-month emergency service enlistments, promising those who remained for the four weeks a bonus of $10, more than a month's pay. Source: The First American Army: The Untold Story of George Washington and the Men behind America's First Fight for Freedom, Bruce Chadwick.

Currently Reading: The Crowd and the Cosmos: Adventures in the Zooniverse, Chris Lintott.

PS: Some News on the Travelling Salesman Problem, a spot of mathematics news I can only partially explain.


PPS: Heading out on the railroad at Lakeside Amusement Park!

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When Lakeside Park opened it was out in the wilderness. Now, Denver's crept up to the edge of the waters which is why there's buildings on the far side there.


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Side track to the railroad including at least one car there that seems oversized for the train. I didn't get a good view of what's all inside the red shack there.


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As the train leaves the main body of the park we get this westernmost view of the unnamed Zyklon-class roller coaster.


It's a good thing I have my first-round triumph at the pinball championship. My next round is against MSS, one of the eight players to have a first-round bye. He's better than me. In the 26 events we both played in 2019, his finish beat mine 22 times. (Again, this isn't all head-to-head play, just times we were both in the same competition.) I had not checked this record by last Saturday. I'm still thinking that I beat him often enough at Fremont that it's not a sure thing. He gets first pick, choosing Jack-Bot. I have a weak but all right first ball, and he has a house ball, or near enough. I have a chance. Then he puts up a billion points. This is a normal enough Jack-Bot score; play the game on location and you should find two billion, even three billion attainable. But this game is on tournament settings, set as hard as possible. I don't think I've ever broken a half-billion on it. I'll need to step up my game and oh that was not it. I finish at 183 million points and he doesn't have to plunge his last ball.

My pick. I choose Freedom, an electromechanical I got to know at Pinburgh. It's got a beautiful simplicity: shoot the ball up to a scoop atop the playfield, where you get one of a random set of special awards. It's a one-player game, and I go first, and need a couple balls (of the five that games of this era allow) to find the shots I need. I finish with a fair enough 64,980. MSS finds the shots right away; he beats my score on the first ball.

It's not yet dire, but I need to think of a game that I can possibly beat MSS on. I consider Title Fight, and mourn Hotdoggin' being gone again, but decide to make the stupid choice: Flash Gordon. This is an early solid state game. It's tricky. The winning strategy is to shoot the inline drop targets on the right, to build the bonus multiplier up to 3x. Then shoot the row of drop targets on the left to get 4x. Then this upper-playfield mess to get 5x. I can do this one game out of twenty. And ... what do you know; this is that one game. And better, it's not a game MSS has. I concede he might have figured, after the second ball where this really blew up, that he was going to just give me this win and pick something he could beat me on.

And yet what he picked was Dirty Harry. This is a modern game, from the mid-90s, which has a nice easy strategy: from the lower left flipper shoot the right orbit for the Magna-Force award. Then it comes down, and use the upper right flipper to shoot the side ramp. This delivers the ball to the right flipper, which you use to send the ball into the Headquarters scoop. That gives you a ransom award and sends the ball back to the left flipper. Repeat until you die of old age. Neither of us quite gets the hang of this, though, the side ramp particularly bedeviling us. He finishes at 280 million, formidable but hardly unbeatable, especially if I can get multiball going. I can't, but I do get the Car Chase mode going, and if I make some shots I can still win. I don't, though, and finish at 182 million. It doesn't sound like it, but this is close enough to worry MSS.

I'm on three losses. What can I possibly win? Well, Fathom is right there. If I can put up another half-million-point game, I could at least extend things a little. I can't, though; I have a dismal 148,990. Even another half-million-point game wouldn't help, though: MSS rolls up 1,625,120, better than I think I've ever done on this table, whatever the location. He's won, 4-1, and I will not be the state pinball champion. It's not likely I ever would be, but top eight is plausible. Now? I'm playing for 9th-through-16th.

[profile] bunny_hugger is up against JJH, someone we know a little from Chesterfield and increasingly from Fremont. She sweeps him in this best-of-three bracket. Everything not in contention for the championship is a best-of-three bracket, and we're playing out ties, so nobody has the dismal prospect of coming all this way to lose four games and go home. Me, I have to sit around a while and wait: I'll face the loser of the match between AND and CST.

This is not a happy prospect to me. AND is a two-time state champion. CST hasn't won, because his name doesn't start 'A', and because for years he coordinated these tournaments and that's universally agreed to be a handicap. AND finally wins their match, 4-2, and I have to face CST. He tells me I'm the higher seed and so it's my choice what we do. This ... sounds extremely wrong to me, but it's correct. In the last Fremont event of the year I had a mediocre and a strong finish and I finished the year ahead of CST, who plays better but less often than me.

Well, I pick Elvira and the Party Monsters. It's maybe not the best possible choice, but it's a fun game I haven't played yet today and, you know? CST can beat me on any game in this house. He might as well do it on something I like playing. And he sets to work at that, getting among other things the three-million-point jackpot. 5.7 million is a formidable score, but there's three ways I could beat that. There's multiball. There's looping the right ramp; like many late solid state games, a repeated ramp shot will build up to a million points a shot. There's also the left ramp, which builds more slowly but just as surely. I manage none of them, finishing at just over a million points, just as if I didn't know what I was doing.

My pick again. I choose Strikes and Spares. This is the early-solid-state game I'd thought I would do better on the night before. This time, I finally have my shots: I keep sending the ball into the scoop where it's valuable, or through the spinner that's lit for a thousand points a spin. I finish the game at something over 200,000 pounds, like triple CST's score.

He picks Transformers. And he has a lousy first ball, worse even than mine. This is anomalous, but, you know? It's not impossible that I could win. This Transformers is even more vulnerable to tilting than people think, and CST is never afraid to nudge the game. This could work out. I think of [profile] bunny_hugger's winning strategy and go for lit shots, rather than any particular mode. And this pays off, getting me the two-ball 'Mudflap and Skip' multiball that I can bring in to the tree-ball Megatron multiball. And all this leaves me with a 6.3 million total. CST, with one ball to go, is at 5.8 million. Or as I put it, this is a score he can beat only by trying. It's not impossible he won't have a lousy launch and not recover. The game has ball save turned off, as part of its tournament settings. But that would be a fluke event, and it doesn't happen. CST beats me, two games to one. At least I haven't been shut out. I'll be playing for 13th through 16th place.

[profile] bunny_hugger, having vanquished JJH, now faces DAD. And he beats her, 2-1. She'll have one more round, and it turns out to be against RED, who's emerged from Lansing League to bedevil her sometimes in Fremont and now in the state championship. RED is here after losing to SAM, beating PKS, and losing to KYL. And he goes on to sweep [profile] bunny_hugger, 2-0. Her competitive day is over. She finishes in 20th place, which still improves on her 22nd-place seed.

My next round. I'm facing SAM, first vanquisher of RED. And my pick; I'm not thrown by the idea I'm the top seed here. I decide to go back to Freedom. It failed for me against MSS, but MSS is a better player than SAM. I do not have as stron ga game as I did against MSS, and to pout at 41,520. Still, that might hold. I go off to the kitchen and snack on cheese rather than worry about it. SAM finishes at 45,150, and I've lost the first game.

So I decide it's time to fight dirty. And go to Title Fight. The sure, confident touch I had earlier? Does not extend this time. I have a lousy first ball, and so does SAM. The second ball, I plunge carefully and the ball rolls almost to this upper playfield. Not quite enough. It rolls back down, though, and rockets through the somehow still-open one-way gate, dropping back into the plunger lane. I laugh at this and SAM says yeah, for that, I win the game. But we have to legitimately play the game. I get a multiball started, finally, and am ready to repeat my strategy when oh, look at that: both balls drain, one down the right and one down the left outlane. I finish at an anemic 379,600. But SAM hasn't got much idea how to launch the ball, or what to do with it launched, and he finishes at 219,300. We're tied up.

He picks Grauniads of the Galaxy. I feel very good about this.

I go back to my original strategy: start Quill's Quest and hope to complete enough modes that my bonus alone carries me to victory. I get halfway through Quill's Quest, a meager result. But if I can finish it on the second ball I might be okay. I don't. More, SAM is on fire, finishing mode after mode. He gets to over 400 million points. There have been Grauniads games that I have beaten that on, even beaten that on a single ball. But they're not games set to state-championship-tournament settings. This will be extremely hard. This will require my not losing focus. This will require the ball not coming out of the pop bumpers down the left outlane. This is what happens. I finish, missing the need to make SAM play his last ball by a mere 450 million points.

He will go on to play, and lose to, PH. Me? ... As I read the brackets, I'm to play JRA, who was my second bet for state champion this year. Yes, his first name doesn't start with an A, but his last name does.

JRA is nowhere to be found. He and DAD --- guess their relationship --- have gone home. While we've been playing the snow has returned and players who've been knocked out of contention are taking their prize winnings and going home. So I log this on the big printed brackets as me getting a win over JRA by default, and [profile] bunny_hugger sulks that nobody went home and left her to win any brackets by default.

By my calculations this puts me in 15th place, sinking from my 12th-place seed a bit. But later PH says that I am in fact 14th place, finishing ahead of both JRA and AJG, who similarly went home rather than face the weather. Also possibly face MWS in the struggle for 9th-to-16th-place. (I may be wrong about this.)

I do not understand the reasoning here. But PH is a scrupulous student of rules and procedure. There is a reason he and AJH arrange events that provide the greatest rating-points-for-games-played ratio in the state. I do see where AJG and JRA were slated to play one another, and perhaps both had gone home so they were left with a tournament void. So there it is: I finish the tournament in 14th place.

The tournament is still going on, though.

Trivia: Between 1970 and the start of 1986 NASA trimmed 71 percent of the Safety, Reliability, and Quality Assurance staff. Source: The Challenger Launch Decision: Risky Technology, Culture, and Deviance at NASA, Diane Vaughan.

Currently Reading: The Crowd and the Cosmos: Adventures in the Zooniverse, Chris Lintott.


PS: The start of another long ride at the Lakeside Park.

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In the front, the tower for the Lakeshore Scenic Route railroad and a no-longer-true sign offering ride coupons. In the background, a tower that we at the time thought had been a radio transmitter. This is wrong: it was the tower for a captive-airship ride of some kind. My recollection is that Lakeside did used to have its own low-power radio and I think that the railroad tower here held the transmitter, but I can't find my source for that (and, really, the Tower of Jewels would be the more logical transmitting station, if that were architecturally feasible).


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Hopping onto the train for its ride around Lake Rhonda, ehre.


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Hey, look, everyone! It's your dad. He'll meet you when the train's done with the ride.

I had another half-full week for my mathematics blog: four posts over the past eight days. Here's what they were.

And then for the story comics: What's Going On In The Amazing Spider-Man? When is Spider-Man coming out of reruns? November 2019 - January 2020 and the sad report that it's not coming out of reruns before June, unless something bizarre happens.


Well, back to Lakeside Amusemenet Park, then, and another of its roller coasters.

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Here's a glimpse of the Round-Up ride, one that (at Great Adventure) was always a favorite of the young me.


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View of the Labyrinthe Crystal Palace, the mirror maze, showing off its great styling even if a couple pieces seem to have come off.


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The ride sign has taken some damage over the years too, but it still looks great and I love that early-60s screens-over-screens look to the header underneath that.


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[profile] bunny_hugger insists to the cop that she is too tall enough to ride the bumper cars.


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Peering over the edge of the Autoskooters bumper-car ride to the inside.


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Outside the Autoskooters ride was this path, fenced off (look closely; there's a row of poles and a wire mesh between them) that lead over to the Zyklon-class roller coaster and the Heart Flip.


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Looking at the exit to the Autoskooters ride. Notice they've embedded the ride name into the grating around it.


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The Dragon roller coaster opened in 1989, taking the place of a funhouse.


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Minimum height sign for the Dragon. It seems to promise a red or at least orange train.


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And that holds up. The Dragon's rain looks more pink to me, but I could accept that as aged paint easily.


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From the Dragon's platform you get a good view down at the tower there, which is where the train ride departs from, and to the right various midway games.


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Also from the Dragon platform you get this nice view of the Autoskooter ride.


Trivia: There were three flights of the Saturn I-B rocket before the Apollo 1 fire. Source: Go, Flight! The Unsung Heroes of Mission Control, 1965 - 1992, Rock Houston, Milt Heflin.

Currently Reading: Cataloging the World: Paul Otlet and the Birth of the Information Age, Alex Wright.