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We try to get to Crossroads Village between Christmas and New Year's, and that left us with the choice whether to go Friday or Sunday. Friday we'd have to leave after work, losing us at minimum an hour and a half of time there; the village closes at 9 pm like it or not. Sunday we could have got there at the village's 4 pm opening, but as it was the last day of the operating season we'd have no backup in case something went wrong. Or, as it happens, if the day was pouring rain, getting a needed inch-and-a-half to two inches dropped on us. It happens we chose to go Friday, sparing us the choice of driving out there in awful weather to a place that might not have even opened.

Our adequate-but-short time was cut even shorter when I managed one of my rare wrong turns driving there, just at a moment when [personal profile] bunnyhugger had unknowingly turned off the turn-by-turn directions on her phone. So we ended up driving well past our exit for a good ten minutes or more before I finally asked where were we. While we discovered some interesting features in the area, including more neon signs than we knew were around, this ate up a lot of time we'd hoped to spend puttering around and maybe looking into buildings. While we hadn't expected to have the time to see the live show in the opera house, my mistake made it impossible to catch the Frosty Follies this year.

The most curious change at Crossroads this year: the cafe up front didn't have any food at all. No burgers, no nachos, but most stunning no doughnuts. They still sold coffee and cocoa, out of large carafes, but nothing else. We think they consolidated all their real food service items into one building that we almost never get to, although we didn't have time to investigate.

The other most curious change: they had a little canvas tent set up with a new vendor this year. The village is all century-plus-old buildings, with a handful of exceptions like the carousel building that at least tries to look vintage. This was just a canvas tent set up, or as I referred to it, the ``historic shopping village''. Inside were, first, some kind of small jet engine blasting enough heat to melt Europa, and second a huge number of 3D-printed toys. Puppets and marionettes and posable figures, done with lots of points and considerable articulation so you could pose your noodle dragon however you like. It was extremely hard not to buy something and we were maybe saved by figuring, oh, we can come back later and then they closed moments before we got back to them.

A small disappointment was that the Ferris wheel wasn't running. It can't have been the weather; it wasn't raining and while it was cold for the first time in several years' visiting it wasn't brutally cold; it was just a little below freezing is all. I'm guessing it was staff shortages. On the bright side, the carousel continues to run at its factory-specified six rotations per minute, so fast that it becomes a thrill ride. For the first time we sat in the ``nanny chairs'', the bench behind the row of kiddie horses. We were not expecting that to be such an intense experience, by the way. Actually being on horses is less disorienting than just sitting still on a bench at that speed, which gave us some of the centrifugal force of being in a Himalaya or other speed circular ride. Strongly recommended and I swear even the full-size chariot isn't this intense.

So our day wasn't as much as we had hoped for. That's all right. We were able to get important things like the kettle corn, and to stop into a shop that I swear has been closed for several years to find some vintage candy and some old postcards they were giving away free. (Unfortunately ours got crumpled while in the jacket pocket.) We also found (in the main gift shop) a cute token, a fridge magnet with a bunch of alleged ``hobo code symbols'' that we were able to give a friend who's deeply fascinated by hobo culture and who was thrilled out of all proportion by receiving this.

On the train ride through the festive lights displays they didn't play many of the novelty Christmas songs we're used to, like ``My Rusty Chevrolet'' or ``I Sure Do Like Those Christmas Cookies'', but at least I heard the latter playing out in the open from a distant speaker while were making the long walk from back of the village to front at the end of the night. ([personal profile] bunnyhugger, who somehow has ears less adept at picking up songs barely-audible-above-the-ambient-noise, just took my word that this was playing.) We could have used another hour but we did pretty well with the time we had. And, as mentioned, Sunday was nothing but rain so we could not have done much better.


Back to Camden Park pictures from June, now, for pictures of their other must-ride ride.

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Camden Park's other historic wooden coaster, the children's coaster Little Dipper. Or Li'l Dipper; documentation is ambiguous. The Roller Coaster Database notes that the ride is claimed to have been built in 1961, but it doesn't appear in aerial photographs dated 1967. But the photo might be misdated, or the ride might have been relocated. Anyway, the important thing is it has the most important piece of any roller coaster: a curved loading station.


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It's a basic double out-and-back coaster. Here's the train making its return loop. It isn't a very tall roller coaster; if it's 25 feet I'd be surprised.


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Train returning to the station.


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Here's what the station looks like. There's a log flume station to the left there. It looks like a couple rides hidden off from the main body of the park by a vast wall of asphalt.


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I don't know why the operator had to go walking around the infield for something but the ride was, of course, shut down until that was cleared up.


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View of the operator's booth. While there aren't the big pull levers like at Big Dipper, they do have those nice rotating switches to control the brakes and stuff on this coaster.


Trivia: On the 25th of September, 1690, Boston publisher Benjamin Harris --- who had fled London after being jailed for publishing sedition --- published the first edition of the first American newspaper, Publick Occurrences Both Foreign and Domestick. This was also the last edition as the governor and council of Massachusetts suppressed the paper. Source: An Empire of Wealth: The Epic History of American Economic Power, John Steele Gordon.

Currently Reading: Archaeology, January/February 2025, Editor Jarrett A Lobell.

I went outside this evening to clean my car (you wouldn't believe how much junk was in there from one Michigan's Adventure and one Cedar Point trip) and what do you know, I opened the side door to startle a juvenile opossum! They were just outside the door, this lovely grey body maybe eight inches long, and after I apologized they scurried off to the side of the house, under the hostas, hanging out underneath where the dryer vents and hoping I'd go away. They stuck around a good while, long enough for me to get my camera and take some blurry, shaded pictures because my camera could not believe that I wanted to focus on anything but hostas, unless it was nothing at all. And stuck around until after I was done cleaning my car out, so I guess they weren't leaving when there was any chance I'd be around.

So hey, the neighborhood is really swinging! We may or may not have that groundhog anymore but a non-furtive look at an opossum? That's great stuff.


And with that, I close out my Crossroads Village pictures; hope you enjoy.

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The Ice House, where back when Michigan had a winter they'd cut up blocks of the river and store it for summer use.


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One of the other antique rides is this Mangels pony cart ride. There are a lot of companies that made this sort of pony cart ride for some reason and it's neat to see the many variations.


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They have the horses decorated for the holiday, so I guess kids can ride it, although I'm not sure we've ever seen them actually do that.


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Here's the ride control, safely locked up. The Mangels factory location is now(2014) a branch of the DMV.


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Tried to get a snap of the measuring stick for the maximum ride height, and some of the rider safety card. Camera had other ideas, such as ``focus on ?? ???? ??? ??????? ?????''.


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And now we're up near the front of the village, peeking at the big attraction of the over-wrapped tree. Watch out for the sidewalk puddle!


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Nutcracker guard points the way to the Overdecorated Tree.


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Couple of people taking pictures at the tree. I don't think these are the people who we told yeah, they leave the tree wrapped all year. Or at least did the one year we visited in summer.


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Took a photograph looking straight up into the tree and accidentally got a map of the southern coast of England.


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More photographs looking up at the tree. I believe this is the coast of Normandy. The Bay of Biscay is to the left.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger looking up in delight at the lights and trying to take a picture.


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And here I get arty: photographing the ordinary trees, decorated only by the light shed by the over-decorated tree. What do you think, sirs?


Trivia: Albuquerque, New Mexico, was named in 1706 for the Duke of Alburquerque, then Viceroy of New Spain. In February 1995 the New Mexico state legislature asked the city council to restore the inexplicably dropped 'r'. Source: Off The Map: The Curious History of Place-Names, Derek Nelson. I like to have this and yesterday's trivia source up close, so they can fight it out. Nelson doesn't say why New Mexico's state legislature cared or just how indifferently the city council took the suggestion.

Currently Reading: Nose Dive: A Field Guide to the World's Smells, Harold McGee.

As I'm caught up on events again, not much to do but share my recap of what's going on in Gasoline Alley (it's a lot of cat stuff) and then show pictures from Crossroads Village, from our visit late last year:

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Here's that much-discussed giant ornament that you can walk through. This isn't exposure games; it's really bright.


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Cut the exposure down a little and you can see how it's structured, though.


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Looking at the top of the ornament, with particularly intense light strands to suggest the painting atop a bulb.


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And here's a view from the door up to the top of the ornament, done at a Dutch angle because you know me.


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Here's a more normal angle looking out the door to the lights of the village beyond.


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The walls of the ornament, with the village out behind, and tilted to the vertical because this was a more interesting composition.


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Back out of the ornament now, with one of the village trees and some strands of light on a tree in front of it.


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Box ornaments set up around the tree so as to keep it from rolling away when I put the picture at a severe angle.


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But there's the top of the tree, and my proof that I can take a normal picture when I want.


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Couple of chicken light fixtures, over by a part of the village where I think they might keep chickens during the summer? Or at least look like they do.


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Arch of light and a Happy Holidays animated sign off on a path that you have no reason to visit if you're there on foot. On a drive-through day I believe this is the way out of the village.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger pondering walking through the dimensional portal.


Trivia: William Clark, of the Lewis and Clark expedition, sent President Thomas Jefferson a live prairie dog. Source: On The Map: A Mind-Expanding Exploration of the Way the World Looks, Simon Garfield.

Currently Reading: Nose Dive: A Field Guide to the World's Smells, Harold McGee.

Last weekend would have been an outstanding time to visit Cedar Point, as the ``bonus weekend'' between the Labor Day end-of-daily-park-operations and the start of Halloweekends usually sees a crowd measured in the dozens. So it was a week ago, we're told, but work deadlines wouldn't let [personal profile] bunnyhugger take the time for it and I wouldn't go by myself like that. This past weekend would be second-best, and we took the chance on Sunday to go and see how lucky we could get.

A stroke of bad luck going into things: we would have to leave early, before the park's close at 8 pm. This because not just I had to get up for work, but [personal profile] bunnyhugger had to get up an hour earlier than usual. She had jury duty, and had to report at 8 am downtown, and while I can get under six hours' sleep and be functional, she can't. It turns out we drove out of the park at 7:50 pm, which is still early for us especially since that counts the time taken to walk out of the park and go to the bathroom and get in the car and take out contact lenses and all. And we made great time getting home, getting in the door by about 11:30.

The weather was great, clear cloudless skies and mid-to-upper 80s. The crowd size was around normal, based on where we parked, but the crowd just ... wasn't in line for stuff, at least not the stuff we were interested in. We were able to ride Millennium Force, one of the marquee roller coasters, with a maybe 20 minute wait, not much more than the 15 minutes promised for line-cutting Fast Lane riders. Steel Vengeance, the always-in-heavy-demand ride, claimed a wait of fifteen minutes and it was not even that long. That was the most incredible thing of the day; there's always a huge line and this ... this was Mean Streak-type waits, just nothing. We did not ride Maverick, which had a sign promising a 50-minute wait --- five minutes for Fast Lane --- but now I wonder if we should have looked at the actual physical line instead of the (electronic) queue estimate.

At the trading-pins stand, where we've only ever bought pins, I got a couple that I liked, from the 'Escaped Mouse' series. These have a couple of the mouse mascots of the Wild Mouse coaster seen in front of other rides from the area. Simple but they have good poses. I also picked up the pin that claims 'I Rode Top Thrill 2', the rebuilt Top Thrill Dragster that ran for about three weeks this season before being closed and, surely, sued about. I claimed this as an ultra-rare pin. (It's not; it's one of the common pins, but actual Top Thrill 2 riders are rare.)

Though the Halloweekends things were all in place and even some of the haunted houses opened we weren't looking for them particularly. We were looking for good spots to look at Snake River Falls, the Shoot-the-Chutes ride that closed for good on Labor Day. Nobody knows what the park is planning to put in its place, although apparently the park's teasing something to do with sirens. As in the lure-men-to-their-doom kind, not the warning that there's a tornado kind. We got our photographs at least, as well as pictures of the Town Hall Museum and its attached buildings. If they're renovating Snake River Falls there's an excellent chance that those are going to be demolished or renovated to make room.

I suggested, on our way out, stopping in one of the gift shops up front and see if there were, as [personal profile] bunnyhugger hoped, any good new Iron Dragon merchandise. Way back at the start of the season she had been talking with a manager-y type of a gift shop and got the tease that there might be something good coming but not until later in the season. She found it in the gift shop underneath the sky chair ride: an Iron Dragon travel mug. Steel interior, and with an actual artistically designed pattern outside, not just the ride logo slapped on a black background. Its only real drawback was being hand-wash.

Also --- on the shelves of Squishmallow plush she had already looked at and disregarded as having nothing new --- I noticed the grey body of Aaron D Ragon. Yes, they'd created an Iron Dragon-based Squishmallow plush after all, with a goofy but fun name and also a biography on his nametag that recommends people go to the Dragon's Inn and try the chicken tenders. Cedar Point replaced the Dragon's Inn this year, turning it into a cocktail bar, one of suspiciously many. You can still get chicken tenders anywhere in the park, though, including ice cream stands, the Tilt-a-Whirl people don't realize is there, and the parking brake on the GateKeeper roller coaster.

Now, the high point of the day would be our stopping in the 'historic' farm/petting-zoo on the Frontier Trail. The animals were out and active and engaged enough and, particularly, there were two chickens outside the fenced-off areas just strolling around. And then, from behind the barn that serves as night quarters, came two turkeys strolling in, to the theme from West Side Story, as [personal profile] bunnyhugger was whistling. Though the approach looked like there would be a rumble the birds did not actually fight, both parties being lucky that their chick was here.

And then as we were walking out and past one of the just-opened haunted houses she cried out ``Bunny!'' I couldn't see anything. I was a little too tall for this. There's a part of the petting zoo that's itself inside another fenced area, and in that was a square pen with a couple rabbits inside. One had settled into a form in the dead center of the pen, where it couldn't be touched until someone picked up their kid and held them out past the fence. Another was sitting under a shelf in the corner of the pen, and put up with several rounds of being petted before going off to join the other rabbit, where they asked for grooming from the always-centered rabbit and got some attention. All very adorable and it only hurt a little that the center rabbit, a white bunny, reminded us of Roger. (This one wasn't albino, though; they had tan spots.) And the corner rabbit had a color and build much like Sunshine's, but a touch smaller.

Still. This was a really good day at the park and when we mentioned how we could go next week, it didn't feel absurd. Probably that'll be busier; Halloween season is when amusement parks make their money for the year. But, you never know, do you?

There were a couple people at the park in costume, mostly kids, but a few teenagers or older people. I saw someone wearing what was either a dog or a bear costume walking ahead of us as we entered the Frontier Trail, but never saw him again. That's such a distinctive outfit to not see again that I wonder if he wasn't on his way to be part of a haunted house's attraction, possible as a The Shining reference. No knowing. I guess if we go back and see him again, we'll know.

The Midway Carousel was back to playing Halloween and spooky-themed music on its band organ. Pieces we heard included Johann Strauss's ``The Blue Danube'' for some reason, ``Spooky, Scary Skeletons'', and the theme to Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, a show that famously had zero ghosts, witches, spirits, or supernatural forces at work. We didn't stick around long enough to hear their version of The Exorcist theme yet.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger was selected for a jury, for a case they expect to need just a day to present.


Back to photographs now, and to Crossroads Village, last seen hanging around the antique carousel. And what follows being around an antique carousel?

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger getting on a horse for a ride at six rotations per minute on the C W Parker carousel.


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Here's the ride ready to start. You can see the band organ on the right.


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And looking back outside again. Here's the wooden sidewalk, glistening from past rain, looking out to the main body of the village.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger gets a picture of the decorative arch and, in the distance, that big white ornament light fixture, which you'll be seeing soon enough, don't worry.


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Road leading north from the rides section of the village.


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The roads have names, although only some of them have street signs. I liked this arrangement. Feels very album cover to me.


Trivia: After his election to the United States Senate in 1930 Louisiana Governor Huey P Long's lieutenant governor, Paul Narcise Cyr --- an enemy --- took the governor's oath before a notary public, on the theory that Long's election to the Senate vacated the governor's office. Long, holding on to the governor's office and not leaving the state, maintained that since Cyr had taken the governor's oath he had vacated the office of lieutenant governor, and therefore State Senate President pro tem A O King, member of Long's organization, had automatically become lieutenant governor. Source: The Year We Had No President, Richard Hansen. The Louisiana Supreme Court ruled in favor of King, on the grounds that Huey Long, you know?

Currently Reading: Nose Dive: A Field Guide to the World's Smells, Harold McGee. [personal profile] bunnyhugger asked if I got this book because of the coati thing and no, that's just coincidence, I happened across it in the bookstore and read a couple pages and they were interesting and it was on the discount shelves so that's why I have it. But yeah, it would happen like that, right?

So I'm all caught up! Enjoy then a double dose of pictures. Also don't worry, because I'm going to have fresh stuff to report on starting tomorrow. Meanwhile, please enjoy some Crossroads Village photography.

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Continuing the walk to the southeast end of the village. The nutcracker figure pointing is not just a fixture but also a way to guide cars on the path they're supposed to take, those nights that the village is open only for driving through.


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Here's just a big old tangle of lights and fixtures.


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The giant white-light ornament ball was back for 2023. Here's a picture of it lined up in the middle of one of the outline-light trees, because I thought that would look good.


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Turns out that looks less good than this, lined up so it looks as if it were hanging from the end of a branch on an outline-light tree.


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First view here of the antique rides section of the park. You can see the deer or reindeer lights on the right side there.


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And here's their most noteworthy ride, the C W Parker Carousel. And for once I took the time to try and center the building and I think it shows!


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Here's the carousel, dressed as normal for winter operations with the blankets that are a bit Christmas colored and also keep mud and snow off the horses.


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The chariot, with its winged dragon intimidated by a snake, I always like. Here for once I take a picture showing the back and its hard-to-see image of the roiling sea.


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Here's the ticket booth, and some of the Mickey Mouse baners that they have for decoration.


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This red snowflake decoration is the most snow we saw in December.


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Crossroads Village runs its carousel faster than anywhere else in Michigan, and as fast as anywhere in Michigan and Ohio, and you really feel it when you take a ride.


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Tracking shot of the four-abreast kid-size horses with the chairs behind for the kids' parents to have a less exciting ride.


Trivia: In 1921 the Crosley Manufacturing Company received its radio license and as station 8XAA began transmitting on a four-tube, twenty-watt model. Powel Crosley Jr began programming, mostly by giving his name and telephone number over the air and inviting anyone receiving the signal to call in, and then playing a record, usually ``The Song of India'', by putting the phonograph horn next to the radio microphone. Source: Crosley: Two Brothers and a Business Empire That Transformed the Nation, Rusty McClure with David Stern and Michael A Banks. I don't know that it was this specific recording, but it's plausible that it was this song anyway.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine Volume 44: Truth Is Stranger, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

Continuing on ``things that happened today'', or at least this week. Tuesday was the Lansing pinball league where, not bragging, I had an awesome night, playing way above average. Lansing league we have everyone play the same set of games, with your standings based on how many people whose score you beat on that game. But owing to the size of the league we have to split the play between two banks of games each week, playing one set and then the other. So I could use the time today at the Lightning Flippers women's tournament that [personal profile] bunnyhugger also runs to try the games I'm scheduled to play next time and get some practice in.

Also, making some assumptions about sampling bias, I can figure out whether I'm likely to have a good league night next time. Because you get ranked on your game versus everyone else's, you can know, basically, you're doing well if you get above the median score on a game. A couple of them I'd be surprised if I didn't beat the median: 21 million points on Elvira's House of Horrors is a very attainable score, at least for me, and a billion points on Attack From Mars is about what I expect even if I'm not playing well. (Attack From Mars is the poster child for ``pinflation'', the 90s practice of scores getting extremely large compared to the gameplay done. Modern games can score in the billions now but you have to be very good.) Of course there are always unhappy surprises: [personal profile] bunnyhugger, who also expects at least a billion on Attack From Mars every game, didn't get that when she played on Tuesday.

So I played the full set and there were a couple non-surprises. Attack From Mars I can beat a billion points on. Elvira's House of Horrors I played three games on and 21 million was the lowest score. Rush I can pretty consistently beat the 51 million median, although this time I failed to in one of the three games I played. Something about it is scoring rougher and I wonder if they did a code update that messed with the scoring. Game Of Thrones, a game that the skilled players can put up two billion points on and that I think I've never broken a half-billion, the median was 25 million points, which shows how brutally low-scoring the game can be. I put up three games at over a hundred million points each, to my surprise, but also leaving me as winning a replay on every game played which is the sort of thing that leaves you feeling really good.

The one that gets me is The Munsters. This is a game with a pretty good use of a fun theme, the sort of thing with enough quick cornball jokes to go really well as a pinball machine. But the table is brutal, just, full of shots that are instant death. Made worse because on factory settings there's no ball save when you start a game. Pretty near every game made the last thirty years has given you a grace period at the start when if you lose the ball you're given it right back, because it royally sucks to plunge, hit one bumper --- or none at all --- and lose the ball. For some reason Stern wanted to try something different this table and while we've got ball save turned on, that the game wants you not to have a ball save tells you something of how hostile it is.

And somehow the median on this game was just under 39 million points. This is a game that even experienced players routinely struggle to break ten million points on (when there's a ball save; five million without). Last season the median for all players was six and a half million. And, I mean, on Game Of Thrones --- where you can expect the power players to put up one or two billion points --- the median was a paltry 25 million.

What the heck were people doing that three of the nine people who played it put up scores above a hundred million? That four of them put up scores above 39 million? [personal profile] bunnyhugger put up a relatively anemic 45 million, which is still so far above what anyone has any right to expect it's amazing. I can't even say it just happened that all the league's power players happened to be in the half that played it his week, since two of them (FAE and MWS) put up much more normal scores of 28 million and 38 million respectively.

I know in principle what's going on here. Besides not losing the ball, the players, including the ones who didn't break a hundred million, had to have been making a lot of shots on the playfield multiplier, which if you can get it going will boost scores up to six times their normal value. And so I gave the game a try focusing on getting the playfield multiplier going. In five games I managed to get as high as 23 million, and mostly settle in the 10-to-20 million zone. I don't know what's going on with The Munsters there.

So I'm feeling confident on four of the five games. I just have to hope the half that plays next league night brings the median way down.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger won the tournament, as she usually does here, although it was a tougher contest than usual.


Continuing now on events of the week between Christmas 2023 and New Year's, as seen from Crossroads Village, at night:

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From the opera house window --- second floor, as you enter and exit from the elevated back --- we get this frost-obscured view out to the village, including the Crystalline Entity in the middle of the town square.


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Similar view but looking a little farther south, in the loose direction of the carousel and Ferris wheel.


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Now we're downstairs and can see the very many puddles and great quantity of mud that make the photos look so vibrant.


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Heading towards the south here. This path leads to a flour mill and also to the cafeteria where I think we one time ever stopped in for coffee and doughnuts and that I don't know has ever been open since.


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Animated deer light fixtures, here showing them in both configurations.


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More of the lights and muddy street and wet wooden sidewalk on the way to the carousel.


Trivia: In 1769 Jean Ogée published a travellers' guide to Brittany. Its subtitle promised the work was ``including all the remarkable Objects that occur Half a League to the Right and Left of the Road''. Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography Graham Robb. Robb describes the distance as a little over a mile, which seems to be consistent with at least some of the old French units of measurement rather than the one-and-a-half miles you'd expect from the contemporary conventional league-is-three-miles thing.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine Volume 44: Truth Is Stranger, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle. Wait, King Blozo? The heck?

To give an idea how stable things have been lately: I'm writing up something that happened today, as in, not twelve hours before this publishes.

Last year (admittedly more than twelve hours ago) our attempt to get a leaky outdoor faucet fixed was foiled by the bad shape of our interior plumbing. The plumber recommended replacing all our galvanized-steel plumbing with something not waiting to explode. Since then it's been one of those things we talk about maybe getting to at some point when we have the energy. Yesterday I called the plumber and made an appointment to be seen ... sometime today. The company, recently bought out by a bigger one, no longer does specific times for things like doing an inspection and giving an estimate. They just call when they figure it's likely they'll be along.

While [personal profile] bunnyhugger was getting her car's oil changed the guy visited, and agreed, our galvanized plumbing should be replaced before it's something we have to replace. Also apparently some of our old copper pipes aren't in any too good a shape either. He wrote up estimates for a couple projects, including one of our wish-list items --- a laundry sink for the basement --- and one we hadn't even considered, replacing the water heater, which is something like 18 years old.

He offered the advice that we might want to just replace the plumbing in the basement for now, and leave the upstairs plumbing --- going into the bathroom --- for later or until we have a particular issue. This largely because it's a lot harder to get at the upstairs plumbing, what with having to tear out not just drywall but plaster walls. There are only three people left in the United States who even install plaster walls anymore, and they're all dead. But, if we put off the upstairs until, say, we're ready for the bathroom renovation we've been planning to do someday for a decade-plus now ... well, that would be a compelling moment to rip out everything and try to put it back in, only less bad.

But then doing the downstairs and upstairs plumbing and renovating the bathroom all at once --- and somehow getting plaster walls repaired after that --- would be concentrating a lot of stressful events together. Also putting a lot of money into the house all at once, beyond what would be justified if we needed to sell the house in the next couple years. On the other hand it would be nice to have a house repair thing done. On yet another hand: while our pipes are maybe twenty years past when they should have been replaced we haven't actually had trouble, or signs of trouble. The plumber congratulated our foresight in keeping all the basement stuff in plastic bins, though.

Stuff to think about. Also to think about: they got me to sign up for a $15-a-month subscription service. The main benefit, right now: the $75 service call was waived because we're now a subscriber. Also: we'll get a discount on any service calls in the future, so if we do go ahead with this project we'll save a year's worth of subscription, easily.

Also as part of the subscription they offer furnace inspections (complimentary, if you've been subscribed for nine months) and electrical inspections. On the one hand, we definitely need to get the electrical system straightened out; on the other hand, oh, lord do I not want to know what exactly its issues are. It was hard enough learning that our chimney was built so badly that it's only luck that's kept the house from burning down with every fire of the last 95 years, I don't want to open the electrical box too.


Now on to pictures. In my photo reel it's still 2023, and we're at the Crossroads Village's holiday show in the opera house. We've seen Santa and Frosty and the Grinch, so who's left?

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And now here's Rudolph, of nose fame, dancing with the cane and wearing that bow tie a little suspiciously low on the neck there! It's certainly not a choice that, combined with the brown of his chin and black of his mouth, makes him look like he's wearing a ball gag!


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But as you can see, his nose does glow. Amazing what they can do with fursuit LEDs now.


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And now we've got to the part of the show where they dance in a line and kick.


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You know it's a happy ending because not only are Santa and the Grinch sharing the stage but they've let a woman in the show too.


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And here they show off the long word that made up the climax of the show and part of the big audience sing-along and I have no recollection of how its meter is supposed to work.


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After the show, kids get up close to the stage to look at the 'snow' that was blowing around. (It's soap bubble foam, much as was used all those years ago to bring 'snow' to Orchard Road in Singapore.)


Trivia: Paul Specht's six-piece band, debuting with ``rhythmic symphonic syncopation'' the 14th of September, 1920, on Detroit station WWJ appears to be the earliest name music band on commercial radio. Source: The Mighty Music Box: The Golden Age of Musical Radio, Thomas A DeLong.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine Volume 44: Truth Is Stranger, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle. There's really no predicting where any of these stories would go, but ``professor has whipped up some glasses that show you yourself'', showing Popeye what he and Olive Oyl and Wimpy and ... Oscar ... were like as kids, seems like a weird way to get to ``oh, and Popeye's Mom is alive and can be found''.

On my humor blog this week I considered whether leaning into clickbait was a good move for me, and then I did some nonsense with Heathcliff and calendars. Read on, in case you missed it:


And now back to Crossroads Village to see their holiday stuff the last week that was running, back in the distant year of 2023:

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The train does its first big turnaround to The Twelve Days Of Christmas and here's the silliest of the lighted displays.


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As the sun set and night crept in the lights got better and the photos got worse. Also we forgot to bring a cloth to wipe down the windows.


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So here we are back in the general store, with a nice chalkboard train to show off.


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We went into the opera house for a show. The Frosty Follies Show is what they're doing these days, a program presenting a bunch of shenanigans at the North Pole. It wasn't the same show as the last time we saw. Mrs Santa Claus had no part, while Mister Santa did, and there was a guest star we did not expect to see.


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No, not Frosty. He was there in past years too, as part of helping a polar bear overcome his sadness at being just in the mail room.


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That's him! The Grinch showed up and dominated the show even though it's hard to reconcile the show with his famous story.


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Santa and the Grinch having it out. Ah, if I had been courageous enough to use a fill flash .. .


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More of the charged battle between Grinch (on the theater floor) and Santa (on stage, with a candy cane).


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We didn't choose a seat just for good poses of the Grinch dominating the foreground but it worked out that way well.


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Finally, color balance! The Grinch is picking a volunteer for something I forget what.


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But here's what that Grinch-versus-Santa pose looks like when it's not flooded green. Note the inflatable gifts under the inflatable tree.


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Ah, could it be? Grinch and Santa united at last?


Trivia: No specific legislation defines the calendar followed by the United States. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel. So it is, more or less, effectively on the British reverse-engineering of the Gregorian calendar adopted by the British in 1752, except perhaps for the territories which had been French or Spanish, and so on the Gregorian calendar. (Alaska switched from the Julian to the Gregorian/British calendar in 1867 with a one-shot eight-day week.) (Steel makes the argument that the British calendar coincides with the Gregorian without being identical to it. A strong piece of evidence is that the British muddled their Easter calculation rule, meaning it stops being coherently defined in 8501.)

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine Volume 44: Truth Is Stranger, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle. The story, I'm told, where Popeye finds his Momma, a character you remember seeing animated like one time, and that in the remake of Goonland that's too racist to show.

Labor Day, now, we did our more-or-less traditional visit to Michigan's Adventure for closing day. This is one more tradition mucked up by the ongoing pandemic, as they used to run Labor Day until just minutes past sunset giving us a few moments at the park in darkness. And they used to be open the weekend after Labor Day too. But, rather than that, they open for several weekends through mid-October for Tricks and Treats, their new Halloween event. So we can't be too upset by that, but it did mean the end of season came sooner, and wholly in the sun. And with the water park open, so we didn't have a low-crowd day. Which is not to say the lines were bad, or even particularly noticeable, apart from a bit on Thunderhawk where someone needed their restraints re-set and re-set again, enough that at one point the ride operator in back just waited for the call to go out and re-do the restraints yet again, and said he knew that was coming.

We had --- once more --- beautiful weather, inviting the question of whether there's ever a just rotten day to visit Michigan's Adventure. Well, they've had to close for flooding a couple times so I guess there must be, but it never hits us, and that's fine as we see things. It was cool, but not quite cold enough to shut the water park (as they do when it's below 65 Fahrenheit), but cool enough that hoodies were just fine. The miniature railroad wasn't operating, I assume because they're setting up for the Halloween event. Also not running when we entered: the Mad Mouse. This would be the only (non-kiddie) roller coaster we didn't get to ride. It came up during the day --- we saw test rides from Wolverine Wildcat --- but by the time it was open, at the end of the day, the line was longer than we wanted to deal with. We got a last ride on Wolverine Wildcat --- a front-seat ride at that --- and trust we'll probably be able to get Mad Mouse during the Halloween event.

The whole of our disappointment was in kettle corn. The kettle corn stand was not open when we got there, not to our surprise. Nor was it open several times when we passed it during the day. But the last hour of the park's opening? Then it was open. We had just turned away from a late ride on the Mad Mouse to get to the stand and find they sold their last bag two people ahead of us. The group one ahead of us had a park employee in it --- she showed her badge --- and after a discussion with the kettle corn maker, paid for a bag to pick up later, when they were made. The kettle corn cashier then started, very slowly, making corn, including what seemed like a lot of checks on whether they had enough sugar and two failed phone calls to someone, somewhere, before finally turning the kettle heat on and pouring oil in. She finally told us it would be, like, fifteen or twenty minutes before they were ready and we weren't waiting for that. We went for some other rides instead.

When we finally got back, maybe ten minutes before the end of the day and the regular season, we were split on whether to get popcorn or get on Wolverine Wildcat. I told [personal profile] bunnyhugger to get in the line for Wolverine Wildcat --- you can see it tolerably well from the kettle corn stand --- and I'd get a bag. And I intended to, but they were still not ready. I understand that a big ol' kettle of corn is more complicated than pouring a half-cup of kernels into a pot at home but this seems like quite bad kettle corn throughput.

So, I figured, we could get on Wolverine Wildcat and in the ten minutes or so before the last ride of the season --- we did wait for that, and got a front-seat ride --- they wouldn't sell out. You, having read the lead sentence three paragraphs back, know what happened. They were not only closed but had somehow shut the place down and packed it up for the long break before either Tricks and Treats or the 2024 season. [personal profile] bunnyhugger was cross enough that when she got home she wrote a letter to corporate complaining about what are the rules of the Kettle Corn stand anyway? When do they open? When do they close? Why has it been so hard to get ever since the pandemic began? It's bags of popcorn, this shouldn't be hard.

We stopped at the hipster farmer market on the way back --- about two hours after we left the park --- and got a bag of popcorn from them, plus some other groceries. I think this was our first trip there since Roger died and it's so hard going through and not buying an overflowing bag of greens, but that's our situation for right now.

We had hopes of getting to Cedar Point the weekend after --- that is, this past Sunday --- but couldn't. This coming weekend we might, or might catch Tricks and Treats at Michigan's Adventure. Depends how long we feel like driving, I imagine.


My photo roll has got past Christmas so you know what that means ...

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Our traditional post-Christmas event: the visit to Crossroads Village. Which was cool but, as the huge puddle shows, not remotely freezing. It had rained a good bit, so there was wet mud everywhere, but snow? Ice? Not even close.


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But look at that, Christmas Train far as the eye can see!


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This time around we got on the train first thing, catching it during twilight and the earliest part of the sunset.


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The early hour means we could photograph things like leaving our steam trail in the dust.


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And while we don't get the full glory of, say, Santa fishing, we do get to see it without terrible streaks of the train's motion.


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Here's one of the perennial displays on the ride, Santa taking off and dropping one box over and over again, forever.


Trivia: Three days after Christmas 1961 there were 323 McDonald's restaurants in 44 states. This was when Ray Kroc assumed leadership of the chain from the McDonalds brothers. Source: Franchise: The Golden Arches in Black America, Marcia Chatelain.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine Volume 43: The Cheerful Earful Club, Tom Sims, Bela Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

Our last Christmas thing for the calendar year 2023 was going to Crossroads Village, just outside Flint. We'd have liked to have gone to the Lake Victoria Christmas House, but December was so warm, and rainy, that it was pretty much nothing but GFCI interruptions and the homeowner gave up on the project before we could get there.

We headed out to Flint earlier than usual, since we always feel rushed. Also because we booked tickets on the first train of the night. This meant that the 50-minute ride through lights displays started in twilight, where we could see the framing holding up the first light displays. But that doesn't make them less interesting. In some cases seeing how they work makes it more fun. And by the time we returned along the same path they were dark enough to look normal. Missing, this time, was Santa Claus at his usual station. There's two spots along the ride where a human actor normally stands and Santa's one of them, and was absent. Continuing its absence was the novelty Christmas songs played on the return leg of the train ride. That's nothing too bad since nobody needs to hear My Rusty Chevrolet again. But its absence is noted. On the other hand, tha song about ``I sure do like those Christmas cookies'' playing as ambient music while walking around the illuminated village. Also several times we encountered the ambient music playing the same song, a couple seconds out of synch, for a mild disorienting effect.

Taking the train ride first thing, we hoped, would give us more time to enjoy the rest of the goings-on at the village. Like, for example, taking in the Christmas show, which we did for the first time in years. They once more did not have a comic melodrama; we wonder if some key actor left or something. Instead the show was the Frosty Follies Show again. But unlike last time --- where a polar bear tries talking Mrs Santa Claus into letting him into the show --- this time it was The Grinch, or at least A Grinch, talking Santa into whatever this all was meant to be. A lot of corny jokes, some songs, appearances by Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, that kind of thing. It also featured A Grinch calling a terrified kid from the front rows to be part of a bit of stage magic. Fun stuff.

Some fun denied: the Ferris wheel was not running! The continued steady drizzling, we were told at the rides ticket booth, made its braking too difficult for the general public. Shame, but at least the carousel was still running at a good six rotations per minute. We overheard several people terrified by how crazy fast it was going, but it really is just running at the design speed, one which makes the merry-go-round a thrill ride.

Crossroads Village was illuminated as nicely as ever. The one thing missing was snow; I think it might have been close to freezing when we visited, but it wasn't all that close and anyway there wasn't a trace of snow on the ground. There were plenty of puddles, nice big ones to allow for neat reflections, but we couldn't hope to get any pictures of puddles of light in the snowbanks.

The gift shop no longer had any Dover books, no little bundles of stickers or Arthur Scott Bailey novels or anything. A neat selection of vintage toys, wooden recorders and 15-puzzles and tin cars and stuff. But nothing we felt like bringing home.

The tightly-overwrapped tree with its zillion lights was illuminated as ever. And we could tell someone wondering about the practicality of it that they seem to leave it wrapped year-round. And some of the people we talked with mentioned how they got engaged at that tree, which is a great association to have with a nice spectacle like that. Good way to close the night, as it was, and also our outgoing, doing-things for the year.


Now in photos, let's get back to KennyKon and our special rare chance to walk through the Ghostwood Estate interactive dark ride. You'll see things people normally can't see clearly, if at all!

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Oh, one last thing outside Ghostwood Estate --- this spiral staircase is still at the launch station. I imagine it leads to some control room, probably checking videos inside.


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Early on, a bicycle either rusty or painted rusty or covered in enough dust it looks rusty.


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One of the entrance rooms. There's a handful of targets you can see here; they do stuff like make photos spin or have figures pop up. I like that there's a few outlines from larger pictures that were removed, or that we're to think were removed.


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Ah, the living room. Or, well, I guess not, but you know what I mean.


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Just because you're a skeleton doesn't mean you don't have to ride your stationary bike! ... So you see the mechanism that lets the skeleton lunge out and reach a hand at you.


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Bat or maybe monkey head on the figure at the right. I don't know if it lunges at you when you hit the right target. I know the globe spins if you hit that, though.


Trivia: On the 6th of May 1934, East Lansing speed and stunt flyer Art Davis won an aerial obstacle race out of Wayne County Airport in Detroit where, among other things, the passenger was required to eat an apricot pie between laps of the race. Source: The Bicentennial History of Ingham County, Michigan, Ford Stevens Ceasar.

Currently Reading: The Six: The Untold Story of America's First Women Astronauts, Loren Grush.

Saturday, the day of state championships, we slept in. We figured to avoid the rush for bathrooms among the estimated 46 people staying with us, all of whom qualified. We slept on much later than that. Well, I did anyway: I'm still getting used to the 7 am alarm for work. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had time to discover the house had a gloriously ancient first-aid kit, one from the early 80s at the latest. How does she know this? Besides the kit included smelling salts, with an expiration date in the early 80s. She was so delighted by the existence of this cartoon-world attraction she took photographs and texted friends back at the tournament not to faint until we got there.

In all we missed much of the first round of state finals. We had a bunch of friends, some with excellent seeds, going in, including MWS who had a coveted first-round bye. (Eight of the 24 players had such.) But we couldn't do much besides root them on; for one, it's not like we know any games better than they do. For another, it's not like we could touch a pinball machine, not in all the large main room. No one could except for tournament play. We, and people who wanted to warm up or fill time between matches, could play a handful of tables in the front room. This was a nice enough lineup of games that weren't suitable for tournament play, mostly because they weren't quite reliably working enough. Like, Breakshot, a 90s pool-themed game, had a tendency to crash and reboot midway through games. The Data East Star Wars, an early-90s take on the game, had a wobbly flipper. Really fascinating me was Jacks To Open, a Gottleib table made in the mid-80s that was a solid-state re-creation of Jacks Open, a fun electromechanical game. I've only played Jacks Open in simulation --- The Pinball Arcade has it --- but love it; it's one of the tables I play when I just want to have a nice easy relaxing time. This mid-80s version was a bit odd to make since it was old-fashioned for the era, but, all right. Most of what was done to liven it up was to add a never-ending bit of eight-bit music in the background. On the actual table I managed to put up the high score and a score bigger than I've ever done in simulation where, must be said, the shots are easier. I suspect the scoring changed between the electromechanical and the solid-state versions.

As I say we were rooting for people, mostly our friends, including ones we don't see enough anymore like CST. Lansing Pinball League could make a reasonable claim on like five or six of the players, a great proportion until you consider that almost nobody plays in just the one league. In any case I hope you will not think worse of us if I admit we were also rooting against someone. And, a kid. SPM, the ... uh ... I don't know? 11? 7? 9? I can't tell kids' ages. Pre-teenager, anyway ... son of that guy who picked the Facebook fight with [personal profile] bunnyhugger was there. That's not a problem. The problem is his father was there and we did not want to have to deal with him. The father was walking around, slightly kiasu, watching over his son, and holding a small dog the whole time. I didn't know what he looked like so Friday and early Saturday when I just noticed, oh, guy walking around with a dog, I thought that was neat. When I tumbled on to who he was that all got to be less fun.

Thing is, SPM is really good. Like, he's currently about the 500th-highest-ranked player in the world. MWS is at 350th and he's been playing seriously longer than SPM has been alive. Maybe. I guess. Conscious, at any rate. SPM is maybe a bit much to take but you can absolutely understand that: he's got an amazing talent and he should be exited by it all. If he occasionally gets to be obnoxious, well, he's ... young ... and who wasn't like that at that age?

But, also, he's got the handicap of his father being a Stage Mom, not just congratulating his (considerable) accomplishments but also making sure everybody knows about them as soon as they happen and several times after that. And hovering over every event making sure his son doesn't get a single bad call or unlucky bounce. It's stressful just to watch, and I'd hate having to referee his trying-to-claim-every-edge, even as his son smashes opposition using the only edge anyone needs.

It would be a long day watching all these forces clash.


And now I close out my pictures of Crossroads Village. You know what you haven't seen enough of yet? You're going to see it!

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Kettle corn stand with, inevitably, its reflection beneath.


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Over on the right is the opera house, with the gift shop, and the cafe, and other stuff .


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Looking down the street at the light-wrapped tree.


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And her's a slightly different angle on the tree; couldn't decide which picture was slightly better than the other.


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Now we're talking: that light-wrapped tre plus its reflection showing you all the times the shuttle had been around today.


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A look at the Christmas train, done with its last run for the night.


Trivia: The space shuttle Columbia launched on its last mission the 16th of January, 2003, 25 years to the day after the announcement of NASA's eighth group of astronauts, the one including Sally Ride (who would serve on the Accident Investigation Board) and Ellison Onizuka, Judith Resnick, and Francis Scobee, who died in the Challenger accident. Source: NASA's First Space Shuttle Astronaut Selection: Redefining the Right Stuff, David J Shayler, Colin Burgess.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.

Sorry to bail like this again but between a full day of work and a full evening of hanging around the Lansing Lightning Flippers women's tournament ([personal profile] bunnyhugger won!) I didn't have time to write up any activity today. What time I had was put into explaining What's Going On In Dick Tracy? Since when is Mumbles a furry? October 2022 - January 2023 so maybe you'll enjoy that instead. Also, I just realized: Mumbles is a furry, goes to conventions, he plays guitar (his original schtick was band-related heists) ... Mumbles filks! Anyway, enjoy some more of the post-closing Crossroads Village:

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The top of that ornament, which just looked spectacular.


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Like I said, everybody wanted pictures with the ornament.


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Nice view of the ornament with the lights pretty comfortable pinpoints.


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And here we are with more reflections and, it looks like, a kid enjoying the freezing mud.


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Looking through the open doors of the ornament to the wreath ahead of the carousel building. The silhouette is [personal profile] bunnyhugger.


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The same view between open doors o the wreath without anyone in the way.


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Hey, it's [personal profile] c_eagle! Nice!


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Snowflake and animated reindeer seen at an extreme angle.


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The second part of that animation, at no less of an angle.


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Christmas tree set up in the middle of an open field.


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Reflection of that tree in the ice.


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And here's a look over more of the village, and illuminated trees .


Trivia: The month of February was, on the Teuton calendar as used by the Angles around AD 725 (as recorded by the Venerable Bede), known as Solomonath. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.

A week ago Friday we got our filled duffel bags into the car and, shortly after I finished my workweek, we got on the road. What had us away for three days --- and why we needed [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents to watch Sunshine --- was the Michigan State Pinball Championship. Not that we were playing in them. Since the pandemic began we haven't played nearly enough events, not nearly well enough, to qualify. Even if we did play enough we might not have made it: the level of competition has gotten ferociously high lately. It's a good sign for the hobby, but it does mark an end of something for us.

But Friday night they were having a tournament at the venue, a six-rounds, two-games, groups-of-four match where you'd get points based on how you finished. I was up for it, although we arrived only minutes before the tournament started at 7 pm. [personal profile] bunnyhugger blames herself for getting to a slow start, as she had pretty recently got back from dropping off Sunshine and didn't know I expected to play in the tournament. I had just assumed that was a given, and figured we had enough time to roll up and join the event.

Well, the tournament went for me, eh, bah. I started out with a last-place finish on Blackout, a game that had always been one of my strengths before the pandemic. And then a tough third-place finish an X's and O's, a game that's mostly about getting the skillshot, which nobody did. I had a couple great rounds after that, first- and second-place finishes, bringing me close enough to the top of the pack --- people like RLM and JAB, serious competitors for the state championship --- for me to get kicked back with three last-place finishes in a row. I had a last rally with a first-place finish on the electromechanical game Big Brave, and then a third place on Time Fantasy, a tough early-solid-state game that I used to know how to play. I ended up in 25th place of the 46 competitors. (Three of them dropped out before the final round.) ACE would finish tied for 12th, JAB tied for 4th, and MWS tied for 35th, a good moment of defeat ahead of the big day to come.

I have no report on how [personal profile] bunnyhugger did. She didn't enter the tournament: she was just hanging around the games not in play, trying out tables for her own purposes, to be revealed later.

Afterwards --- pretty close to midnight --- we took the long drive to the AirBnB that MWS had rented. There are few hotels in Fremont, where the tournament was, and he figured a bunch of people splitting the cost could get a pretty nice spot. He was right. He got a pretty large house on a lake (not Lake Michigan), with a lot of people. Enough that I felt the need to stay masked the whole time we were in communal spaces. I'm still not sure I saw everyone who was there. It was here that ACE --- among those in the group --- shared the good yet sad news about his moving back home sooner than we expected he would.

We went to bed late, trusting that --- as non-players --- we could get up a little later than everyone else and avoid the rush on the bathroom. And this closed our Friday.


Sure, Crossroads Village might be closed but that doesn't mean I'm nearly done with pictures, so please enjoy some more!

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The shuttle from the rides section (at the back of the park) to the front, with reflections in the ice and mud. We didn't take it --- we're almost never in that much of a hurry --- but it was worth a picture of the unusual sight.


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Here's that giant ornament walk-through light. Everyone was taking a chance to visit and photograph it .


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Here's what it looks like from inside, only vaguely resembling that giant wall trap Q put up in the first episode of Next Generation.


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Looking up to the 'hanger' of the ornament.


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And here's dear [personal profile] bunnyhugger within the ornament.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger and the rings of ornament latitude and longitude lines reaching up to the skies.


Trivia: Laudanum was a tincture of opium. Paracelsus, who claimed to have invented it (and more likely learned of it in travelling to Constantinople) named it, possibly rom the Latin 'laudere', to praise. Source: Mendeleyev's Dream: The Quest for the Elements, Paul Strathem.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.

Well, nobody's snuck up and written my mathematics blog for me so here, enjoy pictures of Crossroads Village directly, please.

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Tracking shot of the carousel, going for the carousel since that's a nice easy target. Well, the back of the chariot came in focus at least.


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Looking at the carousel at speed, with one of the snowflake decorations to show for it. The structure in the lower center is the ticket booth.


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Operator warning the carousel riders not to get off their horses until the ride comes to a stop.


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The horses get these blankets in the winter, which we had thought were simply decoration before realizing they're also protection against snow and ice.


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This shot of the ride has an unusually good glowing streak of light to recommend it.


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Almost immediately after the ride they turned the lights out on us!


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Looking up at the carousel with its own lights turned off.


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Looking back at the horses, as we worried we had to get out before we were in trouble.


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One more quick photograph of the carousel dark but the building not yet shut up.


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The ticket booth as we left for the night.


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And here's the building getting ready to shut down for the night.


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The carousel building has a nice brass (or 'brass') horse on top, above the center pole of the ride; you can just see it peeking out the C W Parker Carousel sign here.


Trivia: In response to New Jersey declaring itself import-tariff-free in 1783, New York (which did charge tariffs) enacted anti-smuggling policies for goods moving across the Hudson River. In relation for this New Jersey imposed an annual tax of £30 for the lighthouse New York had built on Sandy Hook. Source: New Jersey from Colony to State, 1609 - 1789, Richard McCormick. McCormick doesn't say what the anti-smuggling policies were.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies. OK, I should have had patience. Davies discussed the Comet-1 disaster in more detail in a chapter about post-war British airlines and has a footnote that it's discussed even further in a coming chapter specifically about British Overseas Airway Corporation/British European Airways (with a side of British South American Airways).

[personal profile] bunnyhugger brought Sunshine to her parents' house last Friday. I'd have gone too but, you know, work. It's really made me aware how much I took for granted that I could just take a half-day off when I felt like, with my old job. With my old job I'd have just taken off early the day before to take her down, or gone with [personal profile] bunnyhugger.

Anyway, we were boarding Sunshine with [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents. We were mighty relieved that she had gotten over her mysterious disinterest in eating; her appetite was back and she was moving around more, so we figured she'd be all right. We were mistaken.

For what Sunshine did was cut way back on her eating. Not entirely; she'd still have some hay, and her favorite, freshest greens. But she wasn't interested in her pellets anymore, and she wasn't much interested in moving around either. I tried to write this off as how Sunshine always mopes the first day or two that she spends at [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents. None of our rabbits since Stephen has much liked being brought to a different location and none of them much want the hourlong ride in the carrier that going there demands. [personal profile] bunnyhugger would later have the insight that maybe Sunshine particularly hates going to new places because her sight is getting worse and she doesn't enjoy spending the energy to explore unfamiliar surroundings, or the anxiety of not knowing them until they are explored.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger's mother had, when she visited a few weeks back, spotted Sunshine as looking like a body winding down. And so she didn't leave her side, not more than she really had to, worried by the thought of Sunshine dying alone, or having an emergency undetected. (A mildly stressful thing leading up to this was finding an emergency vet they could take Sunshine to. Our vet is closed weekends. The Michigan State University animal hospital would be great except their Animal ER vet is ``deathly'' allergic to rabbits, which seems like a career problem. The other vets we could find were the place in Ann Arbor that lied to us about doing rabbit echocardiograms, a place in Novi, and a place in the barren void outside Grand Rapids that her parents could never possibly find, as her father threw out their satellite navigator when one time it froze up and he decided there was no sense trying to reset it or anything.) She would lose considerable sleep herself, watching and worrying about our poor rabbit, who hadn't yet reached the point that her breath clicked.

Well, by Sunday there was some relief, and she could rest her vigil. Sunshine began eating more, and more heartily, and moving around more. Apparently the problem was her usual start-of-trip moping, or homesickness, or as [personal profile] bunnyhugger realized, desire to avoid dealing with something her disability makes difficult. Monday evening, when I picked her up, Sunshine was in good spirits, although not as good as she'd be in when I opened the carrier and she could hop back into her pen nd somewhere safe and comfortable and familiar and home again.


Some more time with Crossroads Village here, now.

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We got back to the Carousel building. Here's a picture of the arch in front it but mostly a lot of the reflection in the muddy ice and snow that was the walkway leading to it.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger spotted the good picture potential of a photograph of the arch reflected in the puddle, so I stole that, but didn't do it as well as she did.


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The Parker Superior Wheel looks here like Clippy is taking a ride.


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Ride operator for the Superior Wheel at the control levers.


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Looking up at the Superior Wheel. The photo was more interesting if I didn't rotate it to the correct orientation so please enjoy my most severe Dutch angle ever.


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Again, not rotating the picture to the correct orientation makes it more interesting.


Trivia: The 1856 trial of Dr William Palmer for the deaths of his wife and brother were the first time strychnine was suggested as a cause of death in a criminal trial in England. The Manchester Times claimed (wrongly) that Palmer owned a horse named Strychnine that figured ``mysteriously on the Turf''. Source: The Invention of Murder: How the Victorians Revelled in Death and Detection and Created Modern Crime, Judith Flanders. Flanders notes an inability to think how a horse is mysterious on the turf.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies. I get the book wants to be about the histories of airlines, and not get too lost in the weeds of technical details (the book is already 550 pages long!) but it's weird to talk about the Comet 1 as merely being ``withdrawn from service'' without mentioning that it did so after, you know, a series of horrifying crashes resulting from an inherently defective design.

So as promised or warned, a pet health update. The news is grim but not the worst it could be, today.

Please consider whether you're ready to face it. )

Let's get through the rest of the train ride, now, at Crossroads Village and then get to some spectacle.

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There, now I'm on the right settings! Here's another train illumination, this one with a watering station ready for it.


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The exposure was right but the window was fogging over right over top of the Christmas Dragon. We had a washcloth to wipe the fog off the window, and did several times over, but it's somehow never enough.


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And the train ride's done! Here's some light fixtures around the village, such as a Conestoga wagon.


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Different angle on the same illumination so that you get more of the reflections on the muddy snow and ice.


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And ooh, what's this? The Vejur probe expanding in a sphere of light energy as it merges with Decker and the Robot Ilia to transcend our dimension?


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So this is the most attention-getting new display: a great ornament illumination, big enough that you can walk inside it. The curves on either side that look vaguely like a mouth are the open 'doors', big enough for a person to walk through. You can maybe see someone behind the ornament taking a picture and they're not so far behind as to make perspective that fibs to you.


Trivia: High seas the night before the final launch of the space shuttle Challenger forced the ships which would have recovered the Solid Rocket Boosters away from the recovery zone, risking the loss of the boosters. Source: The Challenger Launch Decision: Risky Technology, Culture, and Deviance at NASA, Diane Vaughan.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.

Got my humor blog going with more of Grumpy Weasel and then comic strip stuff. A sampling, by which I mean the whole population:


And now a sampling, by which I mean a proper subset of the proper subset of pictures I took at Crossroads Village back on Christmas week:

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Animated illumination of a penguin falling off the igloo. Still don't have my camera on the right settings for this!


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Finally got my camera on the right settings and got a picture of the people on the other side of the cart in Santa's way. I still like the picture since the negative space of the person adds something to it.


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Two turtle doves, part of the Twelve Days of Christmas loop. One very tiny good bit from 2020 is that since we could drive through the illuminations we got clear enough pictures of these figures that I don't have to try taking blurry, moving shots of them all. Just enough to show I was on the ride.


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Toy Soldier not quite ready to be seen by the train! I know, I'm surprised too.


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Much farther along we have this rainbow illumination and I accidentally caught [personal profile] bunnyhugger's picture of it too.


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Now I've got my settings right and have this double image of Santa fishing. Also, I don't know, Santa fishing.


Trivia: The strange odor that Apollo 1 commander Gus Grissom noted when entering the Command Module was determined to not be related to the Fire. Source: Apollo By The Numbers: A Statistical Reference,, Richard W Orloff. NASA SP-4029.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies. I agree it seems like I've been reading this forever but that's because what with various things I've had like five minutes a day to read this past month. I actually finished a hundred pages for the first time in, like, ever today.

And now my attempts to write about last weekend get pushed back by breaking news. Friday's likely to be preempted too, and I should warn you that'll be for a pet health report. But today's preemption is more wonderful and hilarious than that.

You may dimly remember me mentioning that JTK, one of our pinball friends, gave us something at the last league night before Christmas that we chose to open the day of. If not it's because I forgot to mention it here, or perhaps because like us you forgot about the fact within a couple days of it happening.

You may also remember me mentioning the most overwhelming wonderful present my parents gave us: a reproduced frame from Bambi autographed to us by one of Thumper's voice actors. We were blown away by this, having no idea how they thought of something so imaginative and perfect. Had we even told them explicitly that Bambi is [personal profile] bunnyhugger's favorite movie? How did they know?

With those paragraphs you now know what we learned last night at pinball league. JTK was smooth about it, asking if we ever did get around to opening his gift and we were ashamed that we had forgotten it. ... Where was it? What had happened to it? JTK pressed a little, reminding us it was in the mailing envelope for an LP record, but was not an LP record. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had it long before I did. ``Was it in a frame?'' she asked, realizing but wanting to provide room to back down in case it was something else entirely. Was it cartoon-related? Was it autographed? And oh, goodness, but yes it was. Peter Behn (the four-year-old who voiced Young Thumper) was at the Grand Rapids Comic Con recently and JTK went there, thinking this would be a fantastic opportunity, and so it was.

We are embarrassed beyond our ability to say by not realizing this sooner. But our belated realization was at least funny to watch, if I know anything about how we looked. What we had done was forget about JTK's gift. When we found the package, in unfamiliar paper and without a tag, we supposed it was from my parents. I thanked my parents profusely for it, on the phone, all about how a perfect gift it was. [personal profile] bunnyhugger wrote about it in her thank-you card to them. And --- the thing is --- why did they not correct us?

I can rationalize it a bit. I think that I talked with my dad on the phone and thanked him for it. Surely what he thought was that my mother had wrapped the photo without telling him. I haven't had the chance to talk with my mother since she got [personal profile] bunnyhugger's thank-you card so we haven't had the time to talk that out. Well, it's good knowing the truth of the matter and it's amazing to realize how we got there.


That absurd story told now let's get some Crossroads Village pictures in.

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One of the fixed cabooses, on the north side of the train tracks, with the light-wrapped tree reflected in the window.


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And here's looking out onto the tracks with that tree in the background. But wait, shouldn't there be a Christmas train around here somewhere?


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Oh, there we are! I always like getting a puff of steam from the train like that.


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But here's a better-lit picture from moments later. They're probably going to stop the train soon. Also you can see the flicker of LED lights in the trail of that wreath on the left there.


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Our train cabin, before they turned off the lights to start the ride. The things are a hundred-plus years old. Not enough people wore masks.


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One of the early light displays, of a train illumination. How long did it take me to remember to switch my camera to low-light settings? Just you wait and see!


Trivia: William Bligh, later of HMS Bounty fame, was the master of the Resolution for Captain James Cook's third and final voyage. Bligh was 21 years old at the time. Source: To Rule The Waves: How the British Navy Shaped the Modern World, Arthur Herman.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.

No time to write because of how much has been going on since Friday. Instead please consider learning What's Going On In Prince Valiant? Why are you angry at Prince Valiant of all things? October 2022 - January 2023 before going on to to pictures from Crossroads Village:

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The band organ, telling us of North Tonawanda, New York. Hey, we've been there! Not to the Artizan Factories but to the Herschell-Spillman factories, which are quite nearby.


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From near the boat launch here's the carousel building on the left, and the pony carts ride on the left. You can see the Parker Superior wheel behind the carts ride. And that lights arch way off on the right. Also how little snow was left just a few days after the state was impassable for two days for snow.


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Superior Wheel going at its full speed; it's a nice fast Ferris wheel, fast enough that [profile] bunny_hugger doesn't get nervous on it.


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Please don't pet the animals that were turned into flat rings of lights!


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Looking down the street to the arch; the carousel's off-screen to the center-left from here.


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And here's the always beloved lights-wrapped tree, glad to see it whenever we can.


Trivia: The isolation booth on The $64,000 Question was unventilated. Source: Quiz Craze, Thomas A DeLong.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.

So the other day when I mentioned ACE as going back to Texas in a few months? It was right when I wrote it. We got on Friday some startling news about that.

Seems he finished up the project which had him in Lansing for a couple years. Or at least it reached a point where the company wanted to reassign him, this time to a job in Kalamazoo, about an hour away, for the rest of his time in Michigan. But they weren't willing to pay him for the daily commute this would involve. And he wasn't willing to pack up everything and move to Kalamazoo for a couple months and then move back to Texas. So after a bunch of scrambling on their parts the company told him that he can just come back to the home office in Texas now, then. (They found someone else for the Kalamazoo job and sorry anyone thinking they might get to join the Battle Creek area through my tip.)

And in consequence what we figured was going to be an ordinary Monday turned out to be his farewell party at the local hipster bar. He's not even sticking around for one last league night --- this Tuesday night --- as he's got (reasonably) a clear vision of driving his truck back home and surprising his daughter, who he hasn't seen except on holidays in two years, with his new and lasting presence. Can't hardly fault him that.

It's a blow to lose the guy; he's been a lot of fun to know. He's talked already about coming back for a couple of the big pinball events in Michigan, and that would be great. Might even happen; a couple people who moved away come back for special events, most often tied to holidays or work things. (KEG, who'd moved out to Boston and then to Chicago, stopped in just last week), but that's still a friend effectively moved out of our lives. (Moved a lot out: not only am I not on Facebook but neither is ACE.) A pity, even when it's for happy reasons.


Well, back to Christmas week and our trip to Crossroads Village. They have millions of lights there and you're going to see each one!

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Intersection with a wooden soldier whose arm points the way you're supposed to go if you're there one of the drive-through-only days. The melting and refreezing ice allows for some fantastic reflections on the ground.


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The wreath, as usual, in front of the carousel building. Always a picture we enjoy taking.


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And the reverse angle on this! They'd added a wonderful new ornament sphere that you could actually walk into and it adds this gorgeous attraction to people leaving the carousel.


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And here's the carousel, running at its nice six rotations per minute.


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My tracking shot worked! We catch this horse going into hyperspace.


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And the carousel at rest here. I love the chariot's motif of the dragon intimidated by the tiny snake.


Trivia: An earthquake and storm destroyed much of the Italian city of Amalfi and its harbor the 24th of November, 1343. The harbor was never rebuilt. Source: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention That Changed the World, Amir D Aczel.

Currently Reading: A History of The World's Airlines, R E G Davies.