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Would you believe I have a humor blog? Me neither, barely. Would you believe I frontloaded a bunch of stuff so I wouldn't have to try and be funny in the aftermath of the election, just in case? I would. Would you believe I'm relieved I did that even though I would much rather be spending the week enjoying time off from blogging while celebrating being on the good timeline for the first time in decades? Yeah. Well, here's last week, dating back to before everything ended.


Speaking of ending, here's the last of Eclipse Day at Cedar Point. After this would just be an enormously traffic-jammed ride home.

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Parting look at the eclipse backdrop, the E-Calypso ride, Giant Wheel, and GateKeeper. And those gorgeous skies.


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And there's the Atomic Scrambler, one of Cedar Point's oldest rides, although it doesn't quite date back to the 50s its two-year-old theming wants you to imagine.


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Last look at Wild Mouse, with the eclipse-glass-wearing mice. Come Halloweekends they'd be wearing Phantom of the Opera masks.


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Looks like someone's doing commentary for the news from atop the Grand Pavilion.


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Peeking out at the park from behind an eclipse sign because I like taking photographs from the wrong side.


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Packing up one of the eclipse midway games. Guess the day really is over.


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Walking out, taking a look where they'd fenced off the end of the park, with ValRavn just behind and not-quite-silhouetted.


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Walking through the Kiddy Kingdom, with a view of the Carousel as its center.


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Last look at the Kiddy Kingdom Carousel for the day. The light's just gorgeous on it.


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Proof we were there: [personal profile] bunnyhugger in front of the Midway Carousel.


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Oh, wow, Ocean Motion with the pool around it drained. I assume the puddles are from rain the night before as it wouldn't make sense if they had only drained the pool a couple days before this spring event.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger takes a farewell shot of the sesquicentennial sign in its Total Eclipse livery.


Trivia: The 1949 conference establishing the Council of Europe (distinct and not formally linked to the European Union) closed with laying a wreath at a statue of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe at Strasbourg University, honoring him as symbolic patron of Western Europe's reborn Christian celebration (and part of the celebration of the bicentennial of his birth). Source: Ruin and Renewal: Civilizing Europe After World War II, Paul Betts.

Currently Reading: ???

Yeah, sorry, I don't have it in me to write about anything still. Here's Eclipse Day photos, bringing my Giant Wheel ride to an end.

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From slightly lower down here's the E-Calypso. Can't tell if it's in motion; it was bright, once the sun was back.


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Looking out roughly north, to the Wild Mouse, Windseeker, the Breakers hotel and in the far distance, Magnum XL 200.


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And here I just got a picture of one of the other cars and the people behaving themselves in it.


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Peeking out over the edge to see MaxAir, the Lakeside Refreshments that are always, always closed, and some of the backstage areas behind the midway games. You can also get some idea of how vacant the parking lot was.


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Here's MaxAir midway through its swing. In the background you can see the Blue Streak coaster.


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Oh yeah, on the other side of the car there's ... well, Lake Erie looks nice, doesn't it?


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And here's a look straight down from about the top of the wheel.


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Less straight down but looking out toward E-Calypso, the Himalaya, and in the upper right corner Snoopy's miniature bumper cars ride (the covered building) and the rest of Planet Snoopy beyond that.


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So if you want to calculate exactly what time of day I took this picture, here's your shadow lengths for you.


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Looking roughly west, to see the roller coasters (left to right, roughly) ValRavn, Millennium Force, Top Thrill 2, Iron Dragon, Corkscrew, Steel Vengeance, and Magnum.


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Back on the ground! The Grand Pavilion had its entrance covered with constellation art, here.


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And this is just a nice view of the Matterhorn, with the young plants readying for the year.


Trivia: A story in The Christian Science Monitor during Woodrow Wilson's incapacity claimed the Supreme Court was willing to issue a write of mandamus directing Vice-President Thomas Marshall to act as president. It is not clear where the Monitor got the claim from; the Supreme Court does not have original jurisdiction in cases like this and it was not clear whether (in the pre-25th-Amendment days) the issue of presidential inability was something courts could decide. Source: The Year We Had No President, Richard Hansen.

Currently Reading: who am I kidding I might never read again.

I'm taking a pass again on the Halloweekends trip report because we spent today celebrating [personal profile] bunnyhugger's birthday and if that weren't taking up my thoughts, the US politics situation has left me feeling I need to spend all my time barfing. Here's Eclipse Day at Cedar Point photos, a much better way to spend the time.

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Now here's the sun eclipsed by MaxAir, a giant swing ride we used to ride when SkyHawk was down for what sure seemed like a copule seasons in a row. Not so much anymore.


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I forget if I posted their little Eclipse Day map before so here's a fresh copy for insurance.


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The Giant Wheel and the countdown clock, showing it's all counted out.


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Ooh, the Dodgems! We haven't ridden the bumper cars in who knows how long; are they running today?


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Nope! The cars are still put away for the season and somehow look adorable huddled up for warmth like that.


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Scraggly little bushes planted outside Dodgem, that I photographed to see if I remembered to take photos of the same area when they were grown and see how they developed. Did I? ... Place your extremely safe bets!


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Then I went on the Giant Wheel, with a couple who talked about their eclipse photography. They got photos of the disc that looked good. Well, here's the Coliseum Arcade and past that ValRavn.


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Looking out toward MaxAir, the Kiddy Kingdom Carousel (on the right, about 4 o'clock), and in the background the roller coasters Raptor and Blue Streak.


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Looking down more specifically at the Kiddy Kingdom. You can see Troika in the lower left corner.


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Now over on ValRavn, if you have perfect eyes, you might be able to see people on top of the lift hill. Turns out there was a VIP package that let you go up there, possibly even during totality, and that's wild but I understand why [personal profile] bunnyhugger didn't even ask if I might be interested.


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Oh, and I think if you look closely at the spire on the right you might just see a test cycle of Top Thrill 2, but I'm not sure. The cluster that I think is the cars might just be an optical illusion. They were running test cycles, though, ahead of the coaster's opening the next month.


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Troika seems like such a big ride when you're on it; from above, it looks just wonderfully toylike.


Trivia: Before Niccolò Targalia's investigations it was taken that gun projectiles flew straight until running out of speed, then dropped; the motion was too fast to see by eye. Source: Gunpowder: Alchemy, Bombards, and Pyrotechnics: The History Of The Explosive That Changed The World, Jack Kelly.

Currently Reading: Images of America: Lake Shore Electric Railway, Thomas J Patton, Dennis Lamont, Albert Doane.

PS: What's Going On In Olive and Popeye? Why is Swee'Pea a king? August - November 2024 Did you somehow not know he was a king already? Ya freak.

I apologize for punting again on writing up our Halloweekends visit or explaining more about our new rabbit but yesterday we had a pinball tournament ([personal profile] bunnyhugger won B Division, story to follow) and then something taking up today (story to follow) so please instead take some more pictures of Eclipse Day:

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger packing up her gear as the Moon continues its work of leaving the Sun's direction.


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Finally, something to eat! Some eclipse cakes from the Grand Pavilion that kind of melted in the heat of the still-obstructed sun.


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Astronomy types having fun with their gear and the waning hours of the eclipse. We were there through to fourth contact, that is, the point where the trailing edge of the Moon leaves the disc of the Sun.


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Slightly wider view of the astronomy types. In the background you can see the camera gear of news crews. In the farther background you can see the new spire for Top Thrill 2, weeks away from opening and closing for the year.


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A view we couldn't have had before the Grand Pavilion was built: looking through the Giant Wheel past the Kiddie Kingdom carousel through Raptor (the green roller coaster with the loop) to Blue Streak (the wood roller coaster with the little hat building seen in the middle of Raptor's loop).


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They were taking cards for a Time Capsule so I did a quick little sketch that would surely baffle people decades from now if anyone were to remember there was a Time Capsule. (They're almost certain not to.)


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Still, no reason there can't be someone at Cedar Point 75 years from now, right? Here's where they were passing out cards --- the front is for saying who you are and what you're thinking about; I used the back to draw Austin hugging BunnyHugger --- and collecting them.


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Scenic backdrop in case you wanted to be photographed in front of their Total Eclipse logo.


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Back to rides! Here the Wild Mouse gives up its passengers to that cat who's definitely not Tom and Jerry's Tom because he's Herman and Katnip's Katnip-colored.


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Nice steep angle looking up to the Wild Mouse platform.


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There's seven cars, one for each of six mice and one cheese car. Ziggy's up front here and Chase, who insists he's the head mouse, is coming up behind.


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Another bit of eclipse trivia. I didn't see any of the beads but there was a lot to look for at the moment, you know?


Trivia: In 1972 the Auto Body Association of America declared astronauts Gene Cernan and Jack Schmitt honorary members for life, following their ad hoc repair of a dust-blocking fender on the Apollo 17 lunar rover. Source: Across the Airless Wilds: The Lunar Rover and the Triumph of the Final Moon Landings, Earl Swift. Swift notes the organization, or at least its president, was in Neptune City, New Jersey, which in this context I'm sad to say was named for the ocean god rather than the planet. Also I was sad about that when I was a kid, too.

Currently Reading: Images of America: Lake Shore Electric Railway, Thomas J Patton, Dennis Lamont, Albert Doane.

My humor blog this week has been a lot of memoir and my being a little weird, and here's your chance to see it.


And now, on Eclipse Day at Cedar Point? You know what's happening?

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It's Totality! Why else would there be blurry birds all over the place?


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Don't believe me? Here's the best picture I came up with of the Moon passing in front of the Sun. Again, if I knew how to set my camera right for this I would have.


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Here's the eclipsed sun, I swear, and Venus!


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Silhouette of GateKeeper and Blue Streak against the horizon that's still bright despite the overhead sky being dark.


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Seagulls swooping in to roost, just like the books said they would do in the sudden darkness.


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Looking towards the GateKeeper station and the ticket booths for Cedar Point, to the east.


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Cedar Point turned off most of its lights for totality, but left the gate sign on.


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Oh, maybe this is an even better shot of the Moon eclipsing the Sun, technically.


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And now it's already ending, with the Moon going back to not noticeable around here.


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While totality has ended and it's become very bright again, the sun is still partially eclipsed. But the sun is so bright we could try to go back to normal, still, shaken by how weird that all was.


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Here's the Cedar Point gate back to normal lighting conditions, more or less.


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First ride of GateKeeper in the post-eclipse world!


Trivia: At the fifth Lateran council called by Pope Leo X in 1512, Paul of Middelburg was called to set up a council proposing calendar reform; the council closed in 1517 without the matter being discussed. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: Comics, but to be honest, I didn't have much reading time the last couple days.

Before leaving for Halloweekends I asked [personal profile] bunnyhugger if she'd had the mail held, enough times that she was ready to throw the mail at me. But she had, and good thing too as it turned out we had packages coming not quite all the time we were away, but close to it.

The current head of the Post Office is a Republican corporate hack, but I repeat myself, and when you put a corporate hack in charge of things their mission is to degrade it to the point it can be sold off for parts. After our mail hold began on Thursday [personal profile] bunnyhugger got the notice that a package had been delivered. This after we'd reasoned that it would be the same letter carrier delivering packages as regular mail and surely he'd have seen the hold notice. Perhaps he would have; we came home to about a day's worth of slightly rained-on mail in our box. No knowing whether that was from Thursday, Friday, or Saturday, though. Our package was not there when we returned, and so we concluded someone stole it.

Meanwhile she got an e-mail that another package had been held for pickup, owing to our mail hold, but not tracking information or specifics about what post office or mailing facility held it. There was also at some point a warning of another package that had gone out for delivery but was sent back to the Detroit sorting center because of the mail hold. I may have some of the details of this wrong but trust me: there is no way to tell and no way it matters.

Come Monday, we did not get the big bundle of held letters with the mail-hold request receipt rubberbanded around it. Nor did we get any packages. Tuesday, however, I came home to find many packages slumped against the side door. This included the Monday box (from my parents) which had been held somewhere without delivery instructions, the Tuesday-or-later box which turned out to have come from Lansing itself, and the Thursday box which we had supposed was stolen after sitting on the porch all weekend. Also something else that I forget what. Point is, everything that was supposed to come, came, but not in any way that makes sense. Still, probably good that we didn't start calling the postmaster to holler at people. Yet.

... Did I mention that two weeks ago [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents got a card she sent them for Thanksgiving 2023, by the way?


Enough of the delayed mail. Here: enjoy delayed pictures of the Eclipse at Cedar Point.

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger fiddling with her gear, trying to get the camera set up before totality sets in.


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Remember how much brighter A Totality Of Fun was in the first pictures of the event here? That's how much the park's lighting had dimmed. I think by now they'd stopped running rides, as well, so people could focus on not seeing the sun.


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I wondered about that airplane there. Hope the passengers were on the right side to see the eclipse out the window.


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Darkness coming to the entry plaza. You can barely see the bathroom anymore.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger has her tripod more or less set up and has eclipse-filter paper strapped over the lens, so we're ready.


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Here she's juuuuuuust checking. On her shoulder is a cute little seagull plush with a magnetic pin so you can put it on your shoulder and have it stick there as long as you don't walk fast or lift your arm for any reason. It sits on our fridge now.


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And ... oh, uh, there's a woman running to the bathroom with about two minutes before totality.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger can not believe someone's going to miss totality for the chance to pee. (Yes she can.)


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Here's darkness rolling in on us!


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I loved the strange way the cloud cover looked as darkness came from the center of the sky rather than the horizon where it ought.


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We're almost there, it's just seconds away from ...


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At last! The Sun races across the sky hoping to evade the hungry Moon dragon!


Trivia: Besides being Canada's first astronaut, Marc Garneau was the first Canadian to be capcom; he served as capcom for seventeen Space Shuttle missions. Source: Canadarm and Collaboration: How Canada's Astronauts and Space Robots Explore New Worlds, Elizabeth Howell.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books.

I didn't have time to write anything today --- pinball stuff going on all evening --- so please enjoy, first, What's Going On In Judge Parker? Does Ces have some family issue we don't know about? August - October 2024 and then more Cedar Point Eclipse Day pictures, to wit:

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Couple of people walking under the Giant Wheel. I like the line the tops of their heads make here.


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Just checking with the eclipse glasses ... yeah, that's the Sun up there yet.


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Getting our first ride of the season in on Calypso, a ride they somehow failed to rename E-Calypso for the day! I know, right?


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Looking out on the Wild Mouse from E-Calypso's loading area.


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Couple of people checking the time and looking to see what the sun was doing. There would be so much of this all day, naturally.


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47 minutes to go!


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We peeked into the gift shop. This is a sort of Ferris Wheel-based trinkets holder we usually see at Halloweekends, but it was nice as a piece of art anyway.


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Shirts for, among other things, Top Thrill 2, which was only weeks away from opening and then closing for the season. There were also some Total Eclipse of the Point T-shirts that were in unpopular and unwearable sizes, left over from a mad dash that bought them all in seconds.


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Now you know what this is? We went out to the car to get the tripod and pick a spot to be ready for totality.


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Because ... do you see it? Beta was chipped on one side!


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Maybe this will convince you: the light is suddenly turning all weird and people have set up tripods all over the entry area here.


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And there it is! ... Also this is about as good a focus as I ever managed! Sorry! If I knew how to manually set the focus at infinity I would have! I have only had this camera eight years or something!


Trivia: Johnson Space Center Building 17 houses the Space Food Systems Laboratory, including a test kitchen, food processing laboratory, food packing laboratory, and an analytical laboratory. Source: NASA's First Space Shuttle Astronaut Selection: Redefining the Right Stuff, David J Shayler, Colin Burgess. And yet Mission Control gets put in Building 30, when you'd think they would have built that closer to first since, I mean, some of those early flights you could just have a big breakfast the morning of.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books.

With it being late October it won't surprise you to know we went to Cedar Point for a Halloweekends trip. You might even expect we went for the full four-day weekend since they're open a partial day Thursday and a full day Fridays now. This is not to surprise you any further about that. But I have a pretty full schedule the first two days of this week so I haven't got time to really get into the narrative.

I'll tease things with an incident that happened while driving down to Sandusky, though. Getting off the Ohio Turnpike I paid my toll (five dollars! I remember when I wasn't sure if it was $3.75 or $4.00) and started rolling off, trying not to hold up traffic, when my tire bumped the concrete island and there was this crunching noise that brought [personal profile] bunnyhugger to full alert. I had bumped into the curb surrounding the toll booth hard enough that it damaged my hubcap. I'd expected it was broken; turns out, it was broken off entirely. So, about six months after getting one missing hubcap replaced, I have a new missing hubcap. There's probably somewhere I can just buy replacements.


That teased, now, let's get back to Eclipse Day at Cedar Point so this entry can be tagged Cedar Point for multiple reasons:

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The community coloring sheets were subject to people putting in their own whimsy, like this happy-looking gator peering out from somewhere among the tracks of ... I'm going to guess GateKeeper?


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And here folks have added their own Charlie Brown and a couple Snoopys hovering in space above Top Thrill Dragster 2. Pretty good Charlie Brown and a respectable set of Snoopys.


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The news has arrived! They weren't going to miss the eclipse if they could help it.


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Here's crews setting up on the balcony of the Grand Pavillion building on the Boardwalk. I don't want to tell them their business but they're pointing those cameras north.


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Well, maybe they're getting some B-roll footage of Wild Mouse. They'll probably find the eclipse when it comes to happen.


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More cameras all pointing north. You can see Magnum XL 200 (not operating) in the background.


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Also look at that pristine beach with like no footprints on it.


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Also suspiciously few seagulls on the beach. I guess they're all getting their work done before the eclipse.


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The Sun, as seen through a light layer of clouds that were just enough to give us a sunbow! That's exciting.


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Gear set up here from Spectrum News 1, from whatever the heck Channel 19 news is, and from JJ's sandwiches.


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Looking out from the balcony at GateKeeper, doing its part of handling a lot of people passing through quickly. GateKeeper's great at that.


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And here's the DJ, at that moment playing to very few people in the dance area. She had a 1970s-grade shiny miniskirt on.


Trivia: About 38 percent of meteorites landing on Earth are chemical matches for the Flora family of asteroids, of which 13 thousand members are known. The largest, 8 Flora, is about 180 kilometers in diameter. Source: Asteroids, Clifford J Cunningham. (It was, as the name suggests, the eighth asteroid discovered. It's probably the asteroid that causes the trouble in MST3K pilot-episode film The Green Slime.)

Currently Reading: A couple of comic books I picked up a couple weeks ago. Don't worry about them.

Time in my photo reel now to reveal how close we are to eclipse time!

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The center of the Boardwalk area: the DJ stage in front of the Giant Wheel where they'd have music and a dance and all that. Note that it was, at this moment, 2:35:23 from the start of the eclipse.


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Troika Troika Troika was one of the rides and we always like getting some time on this.


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I finally realized the dramatic potential of standing underneath the Giant Wheel and looking up.


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Wild Mouse was one of two roller coasters available for the day. Notice past the arch there the little mouse signs all had eclipse glasses on.


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Chase tells us (in the recorded safety spiel) that he's the head mouse. Larry does not sound like he cares .


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Mazey's a bit noteworthy because when they released the collectible trading pins for the Wild Mouse mice they printed some with her name misspelled, so what was supposed to be a common pin became an extremely rare as Cedar Point pulled the production run.


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Zaggy is [personal profile] bunnyhugger's favorite mouse because, you know, purple.


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Sun high above GateKeeper, the other coaster that was open. Somewhere up there is the moon, also, but you wouldn't know it. We were a tiny bit worried about the cloud cover but figured if it stayed like this, we weren't likely to miss what totality would bring.


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Uh-oh! What's going on here? Wild Mouse stopped several times over the day and here's one of those moments. I don't know what exactly was happening but odds are there was a brake issue. (They'll also stop on the lift hill if they spot you taking your phone out, but they won't usually send someone up.)


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Another sign explaining natural phenomena of the eclipse.


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Some communal fun to be had: try and color in a picture with way more lines than kids would have the energy for!


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger did her share, here coloring in some parts of the Windseeker outline. You can see from her side the lanyard with map, fact sheet, and a holder for eclipse glasses that they gave her with entry.


Trivia: A 15th-century chart by Fra Mauro has a note near Germany that ``in this sea they do not navigate by compass and chart but by soundings'', with variations in sea depth adequate for navigation in the North Sea and Baltic waters. Source: The Riddle of the Compass: The Invention That Changed the World, Amir D Aczel.

Currently Reading: The Life of Lines, Tim Ingold.

Still waiting in pictures for the sun to disappear, April 2024:

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The edge of the world! Or the edge of Cedar Point's eclipse event, anyway, with nobody allowed past those fence posts ... you'd think ...


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Another eclipse factoid that turned out to be quite true; it's amazing how cold it got so fast.


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Looking out along the midway at Raptor, one of the majority of coasters that wouldn't be open for a month yet. Also those trees at top of the picture; we don't usually see them that bare and if we do, it's because of Halloweekends and a chilly autumn, which this was very much not.


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The Length of totality is one of those fascinating things that reveals how complicated the Earth-Moon-Sun thing is. This eclipse would have about four minutes' totality and it did seem a little like down-selling their own event that the next really long eclipse would be the July after this.


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Some of the Kiddie Kingdom rides. Turns out they were disassembled for winter safekeeping and not yet put back together.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger gets a picture of her favorite rabbit on the Kiddie Kingdom Carousel.


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Here's what she looks like riding it, except for not being in motion yet.


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The paw of the rabbit mount that I rode, showing off how rabbits don't have paw pads.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger's rabbit. I'm not sure I had before paid attention to the front paws being different colors.


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And what the heck, a look up at the underside of a carousel animal on the ride. As long as it was a day we had time to putter around like this.


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And here's the Kiddie Kingdom carousel building enjoying its unusual spring working day.


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One of the Kiddie Kingdom rides running was this spaceships ride.


Trivia: Ptolemey is recorded as having made two attempts at working out a map projection, an ``inferior and easier'' method and a ``superior and more troublesome'' one. The ``inferior and easier'' is a classic grid mapping. Source: On the Map: A Mind-Expanding Exploration of the Way the World Looks, Simon Garfield. (Wikipedia says there were three in his Geography, but maybe his comment was made when he was only partway through his work. In any case none of the actual maps he'd drawn survived and everything we know about it is from text-based reconstructions.)

Currently Reading: The Life of Lines, Tim Ingold.

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Oct. 26th, 2024 12:10 am
austin_dern: Inspired by Krazy Kat, of kourse. (Default)

You know what was happening in early April this year? The eclipse, and where could we go to see the eclipse? Cedar Point! So here please enjoy pictures of our pre-season trip to Cedar Point.

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What's all that sun doing there? Must be too early for the eclipse. Also, I don't know why people parked in such random scattered positions in the parking lot like that. Also the parking lot lines were repainted years ago so I don't know why you can still see the ghosts of old lines.


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Here's my car, right up front in the first full row of the parking lot. I will never, ever have a closer parking space. I feel a little foolish now I didn't get one of the ones even closer still, up against the blue barrier. Maybe next eclipse.


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Going through security. [personal profile] bunnyhugger has her contacts in and has the ticket for this special, non-season-passholder event.


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America approves of eclipses!


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Cedar Point billed the event as Total Eclipse of The Point, mildly annoying [personal profile] bunnyhugger because ``total eclipse of the park'' would be even closer to the song's sound, but The Point is a nickname they use for Cedar Point so they went with that.


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``A Totality of Fun'' doesn't quite make sense but when you go looking for astronomy words to fit into a short message like this you take what you can get. Cedar Point was pretty near the path of longest totality, which was pretty great.


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Sun bearing down on the GateKeeper keyholes, above the main entrance of the park. No sign of the Moon yet.


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The Midway Carousel wasn't running, but it was decorated with these banners. Also the Cedar Point 150th Anniversary sign was covered with the Total Eclipse logotype.


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They gave everyone some eclipse glasses and I tried taking photos through it. Sun's there, all right, and more approximately visible this way.


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I'm a little surprised they didn't run the Midway Carousel but they were operating very little of the park. You'll see.


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One of a bunch of signs explaining the science of the eclipse that were decorating the place. I had always heard about what birds do during eclipses and was still startled when the seagulls actually did it.


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Sign making a promise that I guess came true. Not mentioned here is that the path of totality went over, as near as I could make out, not just Cedar Point but also Six Flags over Texas, SeaWorld San Antonio, Niagara Amusement Park (formerly Fantasy Island), Niagara Falls, Seabreeze, and Cedar Point, and was probably at or close to totality for Waldameer and Six Flags St Louis. It's wild it touched that many amusement parks.


Trivia: The slowing of the Earth's rotation is such that it adds about one second to the day every 62,500 years. Source: Time's Pendulum: The Question to Capture Time --- From Sundials to Atomic Clocks, Jo Ellen Barnett. So in only 225 million years, you know, 25-hour day!

Currently Reading: The Life of Lines, Tim Ingold.

Timeless as the totality seemed, it still ended pretty fast. After we saw enough of the crescent sun back to be sure the rest was coming, we fiddled with the tripod some more to discover what the levers and dials we hadn't understood would do, learning information we're sure to have forgotten by the next time we need them. Then we packed it all up and set it in the car, to return to the park, not sure it or anything would ever feel quite the same.

Also the music resumed, after what seemed like the DJ having a disagreement with someone about what they were going to be doing and when. The thing that stood out to me was playing some song where the refrain was about being like a ``total eclipse of the sun''. We didn't know what it was. I guessed it might be some nerdcore thing what with how much it talked about the eclipse. But I wasn't sure; the production was a little too ... not nerdcore, and the lyrics I could make out were doing non-nerdcore things like using metaphor. Turns out this was a Don McLean song, ``Total Eclipse of the Sun'', which I hadn't heard before but which had only come out in 2018. It explicitly references the eclipse of 1963 which would be the one made famous by Peanuts.

Something we did need to do was eat; breakfast was hours and a lifetime ago. The Boardwalk Pavilion was less crowded now but still had Cedar Fair's usual chicken-oriented meal. We went to the upstairs, getting pop and some eclipse-themed cakes that we took out onto the patio overlooking the park. The free seats were just behind the roped-off area where Detroit TV news was filming, and where people with telescopes and cameras were doing serious astrophotography stuff and listening to radio timers counting down to fourth contact and everything. This was compelling watching and we kept listening to the point that our cakes started to melt, the frosting on top became a mess a little too sticky for the napkins we had on hand. This wasn't all that long, maybe ten minutes or so, but it tells you something of how warm it was despite the eclipse.

And we returned to riding. The notable one here was the Wild Mouse, which was up and running again and had a line that wasn't any too bad. We missed the cheese car, which park legend already says gives the best spin, but that's all right. We'll get it again someday. (We still haven't ridden all six mice.)

Toward the end of the day we split up, remarkably. [personal profile] bunnyhugger wanted to take photos with her film camera. She hadn't dared risk the eclipse to that --- digital was safer on every count --- but just to see what Cedar Point looked like on film? And better, on the weird color-shifting film that she's only this week brought in to be developed? Irresistible.

I was up for that, but I wanted to do something [personal profile] bunnyhugger will do only once in her life. That's ride the Giant Wheel. ([personal profile] bunnyhugger will probably ride the giant Ferris wheel if they ever announce it's to close or be moved from the park, but until then why invite trouble?) But I don't have such reservations. I think this is also going to be the year that I ride Windseeker, alone.

I could not ride the Ferris wheel alone. The park insisted someone else ride with me and this ended up being a man and woman whom, fortunately, the eclipse had given us a many-faceted thing to talk about. They had good pictures from their cell phones. Hrmph. But they'd had a wonderful time, and I had too, and it was grand soaking in the sharing of new happy memories.

This is also where I learned about the VIP package for people willing to walk onto the top of ValRavn. I had seen people there and assumed they were park employees or something. I also learned that Top Thrill Dragster's new incarnation, Top Thrill 2, was doing test runs. And so it was; I saw the cars going up the new tower and back down again. The ride was not open, of course --- it was far outside the Boardwalk area reserved for the event, and they weren't done testing --- but we could imagine how in only a few short weeks, this ride would be going.

Top Thrill 2 has already stopped, the ride halted for an indefinite time while Cedar Point rejiggers something or other that's not running like they want. New roller coasters always need a shakedown.

By the time my ride was done, and I had found [personal profile] bunnyhugger, it was already the 6 pm close of the park. We'd had a weekend full of everything we could have hoped for, other than White Castle Impossible burgers, and we were ready to set out, get them on the drive, and be home by like ten or eleven, even if we diverted to [personal profile] bunnyhugger's parents to pick up our pet rabbit.

We would divert to pick up our pet rabbit. We would not get White Castle burgers: by the time we got to the one in Ypsilanti, they were done selling Impossible burgers for the night. Also we would not be in by ten, or eleven, or even midnight.

This because of --- remember that warning sign about Eclipse Traffic? I didn't think anything of it Monday all day, since, after all, we didn't encounter any noticeable traffic going into Ohio and it's only as many people coming out as would have gone in. Plus, we were driving back hours and hours after the eclipse was done. When we reached the I-75 exit of the Ohio Turnpike and saw every car in the world stopped for that, well, I just thought it was weirdly heavy and probably reflected some nasty accident or something right off the exit.

Then we got to our exit, for US 23 north, and ... how extremely slow it was. And heavy. Traffic came to a stop now and then, yes, but more often it was moving at something like 20 to 30 miles an hour, on a road normally going two to three times that. It took me a very long while to sink in that this wasn't a small-scale thing owing to construction or an accident or something. This is because of everyone in Ohio trying to get to Michigan that evening. [personal profile] bunnyhugger checked her phone and found that the traffic substantially cleared up past I-94, up at Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti (and also the road to take to get to western Michigan).

So, after far too long --- we had got nearly all the way to Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti anyway --- we diverted from US 23 and took goodness knows what roads back, at least to fail to get White Castle and then to get past I-94. And, eventually, home, going back to normal stuff like bed and work and our rabbit and everything like that. And thinking over about how that all happened.


But enough of the eclipse, I hear you grumbling. What about the Gilmore Car Museum and that freaky-looking electric car in bumblebee yellow? Are we going to get any more views of that? Yes, yes we are. Consider:

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So yeah, here's that 1980 Comuta-Car electric vehicle, which looks like nothing so much as a Cybertruck with dignity.


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So why did the two-seater Comuta-Car not take off, besides selling for four thousand bucks in 1980 (about what a Honda Civic would cost you) and having a range of almost forty miles and top speed of forty miles an hour and, oh, wait, I think I'm hearing it now.


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So the museum is not just the one building. It's many buildings, with themes. For example across the way on the left is the Lincoln building, based on a specific Lincoln dealership, and on the right a Franklin ``dealership''.


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Anyway here's your classic old Cadillac runabout. How many cars these days you see give you a tonneau? Nah, you have to bring your own or do without.


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Here's the start of the tail fins for a 1962 Cadillac; they continue the next room over.


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But you do have to love that classic LaSalle dashboard, with simple dials and a bold lettering style and a clock that I am sure never, ever once had the correct time on it. (Ask your parents. For some reason dashboard clocks never worked and we were all fine with that?)


Trivia: There is more time --- 365.24237 days --- between two March equinoxes than --- at 365.24201 days --- between two September equinoxes. Source: The Calendar: The 5000-Year Struggle to Align the Clock with the Heavens --- And What Happened to the Missing Ten Days, David Ewing Duncan. (Using the Earth's orbit of the year 2000 as reference. This year's numbers will vary slightly.)

Currently Reading: Your Pinball Machine: How to Purchase, Adjust, Maintain, and Repair Your Own Machine, B B Kamoroff.

PS: What's Going On In Judge Parker? Did 'Ann Parker' kill that guy? February - May 2024 is the article, but a lot of grumping about the story is what I wrote. Enjoy?

We did some riding before the eclipse, even as we kept checking the sky through our eclipse glasses and confirming the sun was still up there. [personal profile] bunnyhugger even briefly put her eclipse glasses on while riding the Calypso ride, looking for the Sun, and discovered that was an efficient way to get motion sick.

About twenty minutes or so before totality we left the park, getting back to our car, to stow the souvenirs we'd gotten --- the store had this great little plush Iron Dragon, imitating the mascot of the roller coaster --- and to get out the camera tripod. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had been waiting for a chance to learn how to use this, and the time for that would have been more than twenty minutes before the eclipse. But a hard deadline does offer a certain clarity of focus as well. It was all tolerably familiar to the tripod I'd had in Singapore; I just needed a bit to remember how you extend the legs (there's latches that have to open up). Figuring out how to lock the angle of the tripod mount on top of the lens --- and the height of the mount above the base --- would wait until after totality, but that's all right. Her pictures, aided by a sheet of eclipse filter strapped to the barrel of her camera, came out good. Mine did not.

We set up our viewing stand just outside the park, although inside the X-ray station where the big metal tripod attracted less interest than [personal profile] bunnyhugger's camera did our first time in. There might have been a better viewing spot inside the park but we figured this was a good spot, none too busy and it's not like we wouldn't be able to hear the announcements, or wouldn't be able to tell when totality arrived. The DJ even announced that for totality they would be turning off the park's lights and going quiet. This was almost but not quite so; the sign above the front gate continued to proclaim the cosmic phenomenon throughout the park. (And I know what you're thinking: wouldn't it have been hilarious if they'd played the whole of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' for the duration of totality? Sorry, totality here lasted about three minutes 45 seconds or so, and the radio edit of the song is four and a half minutes. The album cut is seven minutes(!), which is an exceptional length for an eclipse.)

I know I had joked about the terror of having to go to the bathroom right at totality but there was a woman who ran into the bathroom with a minute or two to go. I have no idea if she got out in time.

And then came the countdown and just as predicted --- isn't that amazing? --- the reduced sun went from too bright to stare at to too absent not to stare at. It's hard to think of everything there is to do in such a strange circumstance. [personal profile] bunnyhugger took a few pictures before realizing she needed to take the eclipse filter off her camera. I tried looking around seeing the light and the fundamental strangeness. Not that the whole sky was dark, but that the zenith was dark while the horizon bright. Other things happened that stunned me by being just as predicted, such as birds coming in to roost the way they would at night. The seagulls, being the most populous bird around, made the biggest attraction out of this. They swept in from the shore, cawing and coming to roost just as they might at sunset, but faster.

I wrote this when I did my quick post, right after the eclipse, to capture my fresh thoughts but I was so amazed by how present the Moon looked in front of the Sun like that. They both looked like things, not just features, tangible in a way that the Moon only looks in a telescope and the Sun ... never looks. Or didn't look except for this.

The most amazing thing besides everything, though, is how long it felt like it took. Or how little time. It just --- look, three minutes 45 seconds is not long. You can spend that long doing something without remembering a second of it. But here, now ... even as the Moon and the Sun were racing in opposite directions ... it felt like there was nothing but time, as if it might go on forever like this.

It didn't. It wasn't even four minutes before a sparkle appeared at the bottom of the Moon and Sun, and then a little bit of totality ended and the day was back at once.


Enjoy some more of the Gilmore Car Museum, if that's not inconvenient for you.

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Of course what would a car museum be without motorcycles? And what would a motorcycle exhibit be without one of the motorcycles actually ridden by Henry Winkler in Happy Days? I don't know whether the booth is a series prop or just something that looks diner enough.


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And now here we have one of those adorable ridiculous cars you enter through the front hatch!


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This was a part of the building that showed comically tiny cars mostly by Europeans. The Blanchina here was part of the ``Transformable Series 1'' which means it coincided with the Dinobots and Constructicons but predated the Insecticons or learning the secret of Omega Supreme.


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And hey, it's one of those Crosley cars I was reading about a couple months ago. I didn't know they had moustaches!


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Here fresh to us from 1980 is the Comuta-Car electric vehicle, and please hold your giggling. There'll be more pictures coming.


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Now this here is the King Midget Model 2, one of many attempts to meet postwar consumer demand for cars by providing them with a thing smaller than most lawn mowers and lacking such frills and luxuries as speedometers and reverse gear. Still, it was only five hundred bucks so what else would you do with that much money, buy a G.I. Bill home?


Trivia: In 1727 the German mineralogist Franz Ernst Brückmann published a book about geology printed on asbestos paper. Source: Paper: Paging Through History, Mark Kurlansky. (Ray Bradbury Firefighter: [ growling ])

Currently Reading: Your Pinball Machine: How to Purchase, Adjust, Maintain, and Repair Your Own Machine, B B Kamoroff.

Total Eclipse of the Point saw only a small segment of Cedar Point opened, but enough for a couple hours to spend there. The first few days a park is open are notorious for operational issues --- mostly, everyone's out of practice --- but we didn't notice any serious issues with the operations. The only hang-up was that the Wild Mouse stopped several times over the day, sometimes long enough that people applauded when it started running again. But that's also something endemic to new roller coasters, and at not quite a year old Wild Mouse is still new.

And there was a treat at Wild Mouse besides that it was up and running most of the day. Outside the ride are panels showing each of the six mice. For the day, these panels had eclipse glasses on.

The park had some educational stuff set up, with posters explaining things like Bailley's Beads and shadow bands and such. Near GateKeeper also was set up a huge table with a craft project, a dozens-of-feet-long coloring-book style rendition of their Total Eclipse ... logo, and the crayons for people to color in. Many of the adults ([personal profile] bunnyhugger included) took on themselves the task of coloring in the fiddliest boring parts of the outlines, leaving the easier and more fun segments for the kids who were sprawled out over the project.

Most of the midway games were not up and running. There were a couple, though, offering eclipse novelties. These were even set up as play-until-you-win games, ring-bottle tosses and the like, which makes it just a purchase with a game attached. We didn't get to any of those but [personal profile] bunnyhugger did see and buy one of the novelties. This is a tiny plush of their Steve Seagull character. (In the past couple years Cedar Point has started marketing a doll based on the seagulls who are happy to snag fries, or whatever other foods you have. They've gotten a Squishmallow of Steve, which [personal profile] bunnyhugger has, fries in beak; there's also trading buttons with the theme of Steve photobombing the regular button.) The novelty here is that the doll comes in two parts, with a small magnetic base that fits under your clothes so this Steve sticks to your shoulder. Not well enough to endure a ride, no, but well enough to walk around in. Steve has, back home, become part of the small collection of things attached to the fridge and I'm sure he'll get some other outings.

Speaking of fries, we did wonder what food at the park was going to be like. Mostly it was closed, with only the Boardwalk Pavilion open. And there we learned that our season passes were not good for food or drink purchases. (They did offer a discount on merchandise, though, such as the magnetic Steve doll or a hypothetical t-shirt.) The main restaurant on the first floor was badly overloaded. There were snack stands on the second floor, though, offering moon pies and eclipse cakes and stuff like that, which we would end up eating at. Also selling pop.

I think it was while we were atop the Pavilion, seeing how much space had been reserved for people (including news crews) with serious cameras, that we first looked at the sun through eclipse glasses and saw the sun was chipped on one side. The eclipse was really happening, and we could see it.


Fooled you all with the talk about pinball tournaments and amusement park trips. The next thing on my photo roll was our trip to the Gilmore Car Museum so please be ready to see a lot of picture of cars you'll never know anyone who owns!

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Going inside. The place turned out to be larger and better-furnished than I expected. You see what a substantial building just the entrance center here is. You can maybe notice how elaborate the brick work is, decorative touches authentic to the early-20th-century era that reflects most of the cars inside this particular building and that an architect of today would probably do without.


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Here that cartoon kid from the Fallout video games encourages us to get a museum map. Fair enough; there's a bunch of buildings to see.


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They call this exhibit Supercars but I don't remember any of these from any Gerry Anderson show.


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I think we all remember this vehicle from the Monopoly board piece.


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This may seem like quite a lot of patents to be bragging about on your car frame but please remember that in the early days of auto companies the only revenue stream was suing each other for Selden patent violations.


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Either the heavily-patented car from the previous image or possibly a prototype for the George Pal Time Machine.


Trivia: In 1877 --- five years after Western Union implemented a system to transfer money by telegraph --- it was used to send almost $2.5 million in 38,669 separate transactions. Source: The Victorian Internet: The Remarkable Story of the Telegraph and the Nineteenth Century's Online Pioneers, Tom Standage.

Currently Reading: The Diplomacy of the American Revolution, Samuel Flagg Bemis. Sorry, the book mentioned John Adams's ``umbrageous'' experience wirg Charles Gravier de Vergennes and my goodness how have we not done more with that word over time?

At the entrance we traded our printed-out tickets for a lanyard, which had the schedule for the eclipse on it, and a nearly correct list of what rides were open, and a pin for the Total Eclipse of the Point. Also a pair of cardboard eclipse glasses that, to our amazement, did dim the sun to the point it was comfortable to look at. We didn't have any issues seeing since then, so Cedar Point must not have gotten counterfeits. (I did have brief worries but figured Cedar Fair would have verified a reasonable sampling, as they'd be quite class-action-suable.) The lanyard would also be a good spot to stow the reentry ticket we got later in the day, when we went out to the car to get the tripod [personal profile] bunnyhugger used to take stable photographs.

Music from a DJ played throughout the park. I was surprised that the Midway Carousel, right up front, was not open for it, and wasn't where the DJ and party were hosted from. It was closed off with banners proclaiming the Total Eclipse Of The Point. The park's 150 Year Anniversary sign in front of the carousel was also obscured, hidden behind temporary banners with the Total Eclipse of the Point logo. I knew not much of the park would be open, but I'd assumed the Midway Carousel, as a big and attractive thing right up front, would be one of the rides.

There was some kind of scrum at the Point Plaza, the main gift shop. This was for the Total Eclipse t-shirt they had, which we learned sold out in minutes. We skipped that because we didn't want to deal with mobs of anyone for anything. Later when we came back and discovered what was there, all that were left were a couple of shirts in goofball sizes like children's extra-small or such. I'd have liked one, so, too bad. We were surprised that the park, knowing how many tickets they had sold, wasn't able to match supply to demand better. I assume they underestimated how many people would buy shirts to scalp on eBay.

Everything in the park besides a path to the Boardwalk area was roped off. Well, there was an exception. It turned out that people who bought a VIP package were allowed to go up to the top of the lift hill of the ValRavn roller coaster. I don't know if anyone was up there during the eclipse, but saw them afterwards and learned that this wasn't just park employees doing a something or other. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had never mentioned this as a possibility, and I understand. Besides the expense, she has no desire to be on a roller coaster's lift hill except in the car or being walked down from a stopped coaster. A total eclipse doesn't come close to the list.

While the Midway Carousel, and ValRaven, and such were closed off there were a decent number of rides open. Many were in the Kiddie Kingdom, and we started off with a ride on that. We also noticed the kiddie Whip ride was loading people. I got fascinated by this last year after noticing the worn paths underneath the cars were not circular, even though the ride is, and wanted to know just what happened there. Unfortunately the loading of a couple kids into the ride took longer than our interest held out, especially with a park day of six hours less eclipse time. Sometime this season I'll see it, I swear.

The DJ was set up, with a small and underused dance floor, in front of the Giant Wheel, the Ferris wheel that's now backed by the Boardwalk Pavilion, which would be the only place to get food or drink. Also there was a time capsule, something to be opened in 75 years in the unlikely case that it's not forgotten about entirely. Despite our knowing that nearly all time capsules are lost or forgotten we filled out cards to put in it. I included a little drawing that, in the best possible outcome, will make people wonder what that weird doodle of a long-nosed raccoon? Lemur? Mongoose? is supposed to be. And the rides in the Boardwalk area were open; we could plausibly have ridden everything that was open to us at Cedar Point that day. We fell short of doing that, though.

Looked to be a good day. (Narrator: It was.)


And now --- believe it or not --- the close of my Indiana Beach 2023 photo roll. Guess what pinball tournament or amusement park we get to next!

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The Scrambler, on a platform that goes out over the river, scrambling one of its last loads for the night. Note that the flower planters in front are from retired Scrambler cars.


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Traditional photograph of the 4 - 28 1955 date inscribed in the concrete 'boardwalk'. Wonder what it signifiers.


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I didn't get many pictures of the illuminations along the boardwalk. Here on the center-left is one of I.B.Crow promising there's more than corn in Indiana.


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Nice moody-light photograph of the Hoosier Hurricane, near the south end and the bridge for the entrance we always thought was the other way t the park.


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The bridge back to the parking lot, and the car, and the end of the day.


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One last picture looking back across the water on the Ferris wheel and the roller coaster, with a nice puddle of light in the lower left.


Trivia: White blood cells are ``white'' only in the sense that they are not red; many are colorless, irregularly shaped things. Source: The Song of the Cell: An Exploration of Medicine and the New Human, Siddhartha Mukherjee.

Currently Reading: The Diplomacy of the American Revolution, Samuel Flagg Bemis.

When we got up, Eclipse Day, besides finding breakfast I also found my house keys. They were in the pocket of my messenger bag, where I had set them; I just usually put them in this deep pocket instead. That was a nice minor anxiety relief; not that I thought it likely that my anonymous keys, lost somewhere in Ypsilanti or Maumee or Sandusky, would let someone divine their way to our house in Lansing and rob it. Just that it would be a hassle to make do with one set of keys on Tuesday until I could get them copied.

The hassle we anticipated: reading that traffic was going to be unspeakably bad everywhere near the path of totality. Our hotel was in Sandusky but still a good twenty minutes or so in normal traffic away from Cedar Point. We allotted an hour to get there around the park's opening of noon and, what do you know, it took like twenty minutes to get there. I suppose everyone in Sandusky figured they had a good enough view of the sky.

And the sky was looking beautiful and clear, the forecasts of a two-thirds chance of clouds notwithstanding. The perfectly clear skies of noon would not last, but the change wasn't that important. By the time the eclipse started there'd be a light haze, which would have spoiled our view of the transit of Mercury, but there isn't going to be a transit of Mercury the same day as a solar eclipse until July of 6757.

As we approached the park we saw the place decorated with signs and posters for ``Total Eclipse of the Point''. The name's inevitability did not keep [personal profile] bunnyhugger from protesting that ``Total Eclipse of the Park'' would preserve the sound of the original lyric. She's right, but Cedar Point has been using ``The Point'' as a nickname too long to switch to ``The Park'' for a day. The employee at the parking lot scanned our printed-out tickets (I'm still old-fashioned enough to trust holding on to a piece of paper instead of to the phone, the presense of which I tap my pocket to check every 75 seconds), welcomed us to the event, and handed us a parking slip to put in the windshield, a bright red page with a Cedar Point logo and giant E that will someday be a souvenir whose origin we don't remember at all. With Cedar Point selling only a small number of tickets, and our getting there early, there were few parking spots taken, and we got one right up by the fence between regular and Premium parking.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger wondered whether she should bring in her sunglasses and I quipped that no, today she would not need them. The logic of my joke did not prevent me from putting on sunscreen, though.


Now here's those Indiana Beach photos I had planned to post last night for you:

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The Musik Express at full speed, more or less. Also with the lights on, so you can judge how those eight-pointed stars with the two points missing look.


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And Falling Star, which is near the Musik Express, also by night. The background star neither rises nor falls.


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Near the entrance to the Hoosier Hurricane. Also Rocky's Rapids, the main drop of which sends water splashing onto the walkway here. It hadn't been raining that hard, there just had been that many boats. Makes the place look nice and cinematic, though, doesn't it?


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More of the cinematic street lighting outside the roller coaster and log flume.


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And now the real fun begins: the Fascination parlor! Small crowd, unfortunately, and we only had time for a couple of games.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger is ready, though. You see the five-by-five grid of holes; the objective is to cover rows or columns --- or if the game calls for it, other patterns --- as in Bingo, by rolling a rubber ball down the lanes.


Trivia: In the 1950s Famous Studios offered employees five dollar bounties for good punny cartoon titles. Source: Of Mice and Magic: A History of American Animated Cartoons, Leonard Maltin.

Currently Reading: The Diplomacy of the American Revolution, Samuel Flagg Bemis.

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May. 8th, 2024 12:10 am
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Tugging us away from Motor City Furry Con was not the draw of home, this time, but rather the eclipse. Totality would pass over a surprising number of amusement parks; the one that caught my eye in 2017 was Cedar Point. To everyone's delight the park noticed this and arranged to open a month ahead of the normal season for this. To lesser delight, they opened as a ticketed event that even our Platinum Passes did not cover. But we had tickets and [personal profile] bunnyhugger had found a hotel in the Sandusky area, close enough to the park we wouldn't face a terrible drive in Monday morning. (I had voted for driving down Sunday night as being much easier on us.)

This was the first time, to my knowledge, that we've ever driven to Cedar Point --- well, to Sandusky --- by night and much about the trip was strange and novel. Like, noticing the water tower in Maumee, where we make our traditional rest stop just before the Ohio Turnpike. Lit up by night it stands out as well as it blends into the background by day. Also novel: the variable message sign on US 23 South into Ohio warned, 'ECLIPSE TRAFFIC - MAKE PLANS'. We were chuckling about this when something terrible happened.

The terrible thing is an opossum puttering their way across the highway. I saw it but didn't process what to do fast enough, and between the short notice, the just-enough-rain to make the roads slick, and my car's speed ... well, we heard the hit and hope it didn't suffer. [personal profile] bunnyhugger particularly has had a string of bad or near-bad encounters like this while driving recently and we did not need another. It's easy to think of why I shouldn't feel guilty about this, but it's hard not to think how so many little differences, including pausing to take one more picture --- or hurrying up, taking one fewer picture --- of the evaporating MCFC would have spared the opossum's life.

But on a different anxiety. [personal profile] bunnyhugger casually mentioned how hotels let you ``check in'' by phone these days, hours before you were even at the hotel, even possibly before they opened the rooms for the night. As with its airline counterpart this raises questions about what we even mean by ``check in''. And, then, she separately mentioned that hotels do overbook and with the rush of people to the path of totality --- and Sandusky was right near the center of totality --- well, how did we know our room would even be there? I started to worry, then, that we'd get to the hotel and find our room long since gone, and had sketched out alternate plans. (This would be try a reasonable number of the other hotels in the area, the strip mall district on route 250 there, and if nobody had anything then just sleep in the car.) Not on my plans: ask [personal profile] bunnyhugger to check us in, then. I didn't want my anxiety to feed hers. (I will learn moments after this publication whether she was thinking the same.)

As it happens we got in after midnight --- we had left Ypsilanti later than we planned or imagined --- but our hotel room was there. The clerk welcomed us and got us checked in and everything. Moments after we had our cards, and were figuring what exactly we needed for the morning, a woman came in after us asking after a room and was told they had just checked in the last room. So, I guess, a couple more pictures might have saved the opossum but left us sleeping in my car overnight.

In our room --- an order or two nicer than what we'd had in Ypsilanti, even though the hotels were part of the same chain (no great feat, as the only hotel chains anymore are ``Red Roof Inn'' and ``Literally Everything Else'' and I think they have a code-swapping agreement) --- I discovered I could not find my house keys. Not a crisis that night but a potential great inconvenience. (My car keys are on a separate ring.) So I went down to my car to search for them (no luck) and when I came back the desk clerk told me Corporate had ordered the breakfast service had been extended a couple hours for Monday. He professed not to know the reason and [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I debated whether he was being facetious. He must have been wryly joking; he knew why the hotel was 100% full. Right?

Well, to bed, then.


Tomorrow: eclipse day! Below: would have been pictures of Indiana Beach Night except LiveJournal's photo album wasn't taking uploads this evening! Oh well!

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So as mentioned in my excuse yesterday we were at Cedar Point for the eclipse. The park hosted a special ``Total Eclipse of the Point'' event, with tickets that our season passes weren't valid for. [personal profile] bunnyhugger had leapt on the chance for them when they came out and from there we had just to hope the clouds wouldn't be too heavy. The morning was beautiful and almost cloudless, but as totality approached a light haze rolled in. Fortunately, not too much, and through the park-provided eclipse shades you couldn't even notice anything.

We set up just outside the park's entrance, with [personal profile] bunnyhugger putting her big digital camera and its nice long lens with a shielding foil wrapped around it. I stuck to the camera I've used for almost all my pictures for seven(?) years now, occasionally putting the park's eclipse shades over the lens so I could take a blurry, unfocused picture of the sun. My camera has been getting more dodgy about zooming and auto-focusing lately and maybe I should have gotten it fixed before now. (And if that weren't enough I dropped it on the concrete a few minutes before totality, although it seemed to survive all right, far as I could tell.)

For much of the approach of totality it was just a sun that, through the shades, had less of itself in there. But in the last couple minutes the skies darkened, but around the zenith, staying bright on the horizon, in a way you never see in the world. Then totality came and everything felt strange and different. It was gorgeous. The Moon looked like it was hanging weirdly in the sky, like it was defying physics. It wasn't, of course, but you never see the Moon against something of similar visual heft in the sky. The corona looked three-dimensional, like it was a thing I could hold.

[personal profile] bunnyhugger snapped a number of photos, figuring out among other things that she needed to turn her exposure way down. It was still on the too-long shutters appropriate for shooting through the protective screen. I did take a moment to demand her attention, to kiss her, but we were so excited and dazed and all that I missed her mouth to start. Also as promised, the seagulls yelled at each other and flew in from the shore to roost and the temperature dropped with a speed we didn't know could manage. And still the sky hung there, shade and light all in the wrong places.

And then there was this little pinpoint of brilliant light and totality was over and we had to cover up to look at the tiniest sliver of the sun again. And we just coped with this feeling of having been through something so momentous and so massive and so different that we couldn't quite express it. We'd spend a lot of the first minutes after totality talking about that, and keep coming back to the feeling from there. I don't think we have it processed yet and I'm not sure we ever will. I keep coming back to feeling staggered that I was in a line connecting the Sun and the Moon and Earth. What are the odds of that?

Now I know what you're wondering is did I get pictures? Yes, I did, and let me share --- hosted on my humor blog so I know it'll work even as LiveJournal, which semi-eptly serves all my photos for both LiveJournal and Dreamwidth, struggles --- my best photo of totality. You ready?

Blurry, overexposed photograph of totality of a solar eclipse.  It looks like a fuzzy, glowing white washer around a black center, on a black background.  It would be hard-pressed to be less of an eclipse photograph.

Nailed it.


[personal profile] bunnyhugger has considerably better photographs, aided by her having a better camera and a tripod and having prepared by reading tips about eclipse photography that she's sure she forgot but something probably stuck anyway.

I'll have a full report of our eclipse trip soon --- the end of the Women's North American Championship Series pinball trip has to come first, then Easter, then Motor City Furry Con, if I'm going to stick to chronological order. But I did want to get some thoughts down when they were nice and fresh and on everyone's minds.

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Too busy this weekend with Motor City Fur[ry] Con and the eclipse to get today's entry written. So please enjoy a maybe 50% chance of seeing a double dose of Jackson County Fair pictures. Also, we were fine, we were staying at an overflow hotel so the bomb hoax called in to Motor City just meant that when we pulled up to the main hotel we saw the Ypsilani Fire Department blocking the road and wondered what the heck was going on. More to come.

Also I don't know why Livejournal's servers aren't able to serve pictures up reliably; I'm going to file a complaint when I have the chance and I'll pass along the ``I don't know, it works for everyone else, have you tried logging out and logging back in again'' that they offer as explanation.

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[personal profile] bunnyhugger at the top of the Ferris wheel, dismayed that the stands are all empty.


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Another dramatic angle peering down on the merry-go-round.


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And some more fairground stuff, looking out to where I think those picnic tables or something were?


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Down near enough the Feris wheel we can see the closed ticket booth and that cozy fries stand again.


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And here we are leaving; they were taking up metal plates, reducing the size of the queue areas, reasonably.


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And there they go, taking parts of the Ferris wheel and putting them away.


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One of the kiddie rides, although I notice the sign doesn't say adults have to be accompanied. Just to have tickets. We didn't see it run; I'm curious if the trucks do anything fun like rear back on two wheels any.


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I like the mood of this picture of one person walking past a bunch of illuminated but unattended carnival games.


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Swinging ship rides, always good for me.


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Not sure why the comic acrobat dog is on the overhang for the concession department but I guess I wanted to preserve the art for future appreciation.


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``Will you be long, Sonic?'' ``Yes, Knuckles, I will be long. Will you?'' ``Of course.''


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Oh, and got a peek at the control panel for the hang glider ride. It ... doesn't look like it's that complicated a ride to operate.


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