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[profile] bunny_hugger e-mailed me explosive news last week. Premier Parks, owners of the Six Flags chain, had put up a bid to buy Cedar Fair, owners of Cedar Point, Michigan's Adventure, Dorney Park, and other such parks. Terrifying news. Not that we like everything about Cedar Fair, but we like the way they run parks more than we like Six Flags's. Well, just look at how the carousels are maintained at, say, Great Adventure versus at Cedar Point. Decades ago Six Flags made a similar bid for Cedar Fair, and got shut down right away. This time? There wasn't such a fast no, and a meeting between Cedar Fair and some group of their own investors got postponed. Unsettling stuff.

Thing is, park operations preferences aside, there'd be good sense to it. If we take the axiom that a bigger company is better off, a Six Flags/Cedar Fair merger would make sense. The companies are in the same line of work, after all, and run parks that are of comparable size and complexity. And both operate mostly in areas that the other chain doesn't. The places where they have parks near one another are in the Philadelphia/New York City metro area, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. These are places that can support several regional parks.

The bubble burst a couple days later. Cedar Fair said Six Flags wasn't offering enough money, and that difference in corporation structures would mean Cedar Fair shareholders would get a lousy tax bill after the sale, and there wasn't any way they could envision Six Flags avoiding that. Which is fine, although [profile] bunny_hugger and I were hoping for a stronger statement to Six Flags, one including a phrase like ``... and the horse you rode in on''. Nobody thinks Six Flags could put up more money, though, not at this time.

(Still, if a merger is logical, it seems like Cedar Fair could go and buy Six Flags. It wouldn't be the weirdest turnaround play. Like I said, it's not as though a Cedar Flags chain would be obviously ridiculous.)

So we at least have that security in our beloved amusement parks. We need it, too. The past month has been bad for news of old places. Clementon Park, in South Jersey, abruptly closed in the middle of September, just before a Customer Appreciation Day (customers showed up to locked gates). They cancelled their Fall Festival. They haven't been selling season passes for next year. Their Facebook page was deleted and their Twitter gone private. There's rumors about the park being up for sale.

Clementon is owned by Premier Parks LLC, which annoyingly is not the Premier Parks that owns Six Flags. It's the one that owns New Elitch Gardens outside Denver, and that up until 2018 operated Darien Lake.

And that's not the only park that we've visited to be going away. Coney Island Cincinati is removing all of its amusement park rides, to focus on its water park side. This is not the first time it did this. After Taft Broadcasting used the name and rides of the original Coney Island to open Kings Island, what remained --- mostly the swimming pool --- stayed open while the company thought what to do with the land. But in time new rides came in, and the swimming pool regenerated an amusement park around it. The park, which can trace activity back to 1870, is staying open I suppose, and that's good, and obviously anything might happen in future.

Lakemont Park barely exists anymore but says they'll open Leap-the-Dips next year. Bowcraft is closed. FunTown Pier's owners might still be talking about rebuilding but I don't see how anyone can believe that.

But it's hard to avoid the feeling that the amusement park ecosystem we're used to is contracting. It's hard not to feel there's doom here.

Trivia: An order of two thousand IBM cards cost US$3.60 in the early 1920s. By the early 1930s they were $4.20. Source: Before The Computer: IBM, NCR, Burroughs, and Remington Rand and the Industry they Created, 1865 - 1956, James W Cortada.

Currently Reading: 100 Maps: The Science, Art, and Politics of Cartography Throughout History, Editor John O E Clark.

PS: Exploiting my A-To-Z Archives: Knot, which would really seem like something that doesn't need explaining, wouldn't it? Well, live and learn.


PPS: More hanging around the VFW.

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[profile] bunny_hugger playing the Apollo-Soyuz-themed Williams game Space Mission. The pile of papers next to her are stuff she had to grade because there were not enough days in the weekend to both spend a day at the VFW and get classwork done separately. I can't tell you how afraid I was that she'd lose something, but, she did never did.


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Spanish company Recel's 1975 game Check Mate, with a backglass that makes you wonder ... wait, why is the guy so miserable over a chess game? It is just a chess game, right?


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Emergency repairs on one of the older games. The VFW as a private club presses like all its members into service for repair work on open house events like this.


When we had Coney Island fairly well photographed we went around to riding thing, since, well, obviously. The park only has the one roller coaster, the Python --- formerly the Pepsi Python, a curious moment of naming rights that didn't quite stick (the sign that used to say Pepsi now has the Coney Island Since 1886 logo) --- and it's about fifteen years old. It's a small ride, very like the Serpent at the Kokomo's family amusement center, but it's still a roller coaster. [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger is sure that the ride used to send out single cars, but when we were there it was two cars chained together, with the back seat of the second car blocked off for some reason. It's a pleasant ride, although the braking seemed a bit too strong, and one of the ride operators seemed to agree with me that it was braking pretty sharply. Perhaps they just got new brakes in this year.

The park also has a Flying Bobs --- a Matterhorn-type ride --- which does, unlike Cedar Point's, run backwards. Half the time, anyway. As best we can determine the ride runs forward on one cycle, and backward on the next, and pretty fast either way. It skips the part where it changes direction. The ride's fun, especially backwards, and I suppose if you have a favorite direction you then can tell whether to take this ride cycle or let people take this one in your place.

They do have some live shows and we caught one, the Safari Adventure. In this, a quartet of humans explain they're going on a safari and hope to see animals and are we certain we didn't see this at Waldameer as the tiger searched for his ability to roar? No, we did not: besides the absence of Wally and Wendy Bear, the ultimately discovered creature is a shy lion instead. And they ended up singing American Authors' ``Best Day Of My Life'' for the resolution. Also, they had gifts for the audience (we assumed just the kids): bags of candy for everyone. I've never seen or heard of that before and it's pretty great stuff, emphasizing the park's friendliness.

The park's got a Grand Carousel, a fairly standard modern construct that's attractively lit at least, though the kind that might be slipped into any shopping mall, and it's got a Super Round-Up of the kind that I've always been a sucker for. It's got a Tilt-a-Whirl very attractively painted in green and purple that's got some rather good action to it. As we were settling in a kid came over and glared at us, then went to another car. Possibly we had taken his favorite or he'd gotten the idea we had taken an assigned car he had been promised. We also rode the Scream Machine, a spring ride that throws you fifty feet or so up in the air and drops you down again, and throws you back up and then down again, several times over. That was rather more tossing up in the air than we realized it would do, which shows what happens when you get on a ride because you realize you can get the next ride cycle rather than because you want to.

The park has a giant slide, one of those things that reaches several dozen feet tall, with rippling little hills, that you grab a canvas sheet and slide down on. We've never been on one before that I remember and, what the heck, the Peeps seem to like it quite a lot on Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. On actually getting on the giant slide and riding it down now I understand why Peeps like it; it's a simple ride, sure, but it's quite long and rather satisfying so.

Coney Island also has a Tempest, matching the Hansel-and-Gretel-themed ride we saw at Conneaut Lake Park. This was commanding pretty good lines that day, probably because it doesn't seem too intense. But it is so --- the cars spin on their axels, and the axels around the ends of arms, and the arms around the middle, and this was fast and thrilling and boy is there something weird when the Conneaut Lake Park version of a ride is the more tame version. Somehow we drew a compliment from the ride operators for our good manners in waiting for the booth to be ready, and not needing any special attention to settle down, which suggests they were having a pretty harrying day.

Coney Island, like many parks, has a miniature golf course and for a wonder we had the chance to play it. The course doesn't have any props, nor any particularly special tricks to the layout; it's just simple, moderately challenging miniature golf layouts, made the more attractive because the trees are well-grown and it's nicely shaded and that made a great break in the afternoon sun.

And it was easy to spend the rest of the night puttering around, enjoying the setting --- for the lack of major rides Coney Island still has plenty of attractive spots, largely in plants, often in fountains (like a water fountain near the Administration Building that reminded me of the WKRP In Cincinnati statue without being so funny) and gardens --- and the general pleasantness of a modest, just-post-holiday crowd. [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger mentioned the oddness that the park didn't have a Ferris wheel, but I'd seen that it did, and we went there for what would be the last ride of the night.

I'm not clear why the ride was very, very slow to load, even slower than the usual Ferris wheel. Certainly some of it was they were apparently doing the entire ride load one car at a time. Some of it was that as other ride operators got off work they came over and hung out with those working the Ferris wheel; I'm pretty sure there was talk of the party they were going to head to. As we waited in line the park's closing hour came, and they closed off the entry queue, but there were still cars for us to get into, and to start the last Ferris wheel ride, and any ride, of the night. It wasn't quite dark, but we could see the park from above wrapped in early-twilight and the glowing of lights that offers, and it's beautiful.

We stopped just off the ride to peek at the fish-feeding attraction --- some people were still feeding the pond fish --- and walked about the more-deserted park in the evening, and when we'd had our fill of that returned to the car.

And then ... we got greedy.

Trivia: The 1107 treatise Chinese Emperor Hui Tsung documents a change in the brewing of tea: before this point tea leaves and water appear to have been boiled together, while from this point on the water was boiled and then poured onto the powdered tea to brew. (Before serving it would be whisked.) Source: Tea: Addiction, Exploitation, and Empire, Roy Moxham.

Currently Reading: King Leopold's Ghost: A Story Of Greed, Terror, And Heroism In Colonial Africa, Adam Hochschild.

PS: July 2014 in Mathematics Blogging, or, how my mathematics blog did for the past month, and what it did about that.

So we went to Coney Island. The other Coney Island. The park started in the 1860s as Parker's Grove, and started calling itself the Coney Island of the West in the 1880s, and gradually shed the ``Parker's Grove'' and ``Of The West'' parts. It developed as your classic city amusement park, with carousel and huge wooden roller coaster and varied attractions and, in the 1920s, a just freaking enormous swimming pool, the Sunlite Pool. Come the late 60s, park management sold out to Taft Broadcasting, which wanted to get into the amusement park business, and Taft noticed that the park had a lot of fine rides and a pretty good location, but it also flooded. Constantly. It's right on the Ohio and it suffered flooding between ``severe'' and ``catastrophic'' about every four weeks on average.

So Taft bought out some land farther from the river banks, dubbed it Kings Island (taking the ``Island'' from Coney Island, which is why Kings Island is an amusement park that's not even remotely an island), moved what rides could be moved and left what remained to rot. The thing is, there was still that freaking enormous swimming pool, obviously unmovable, but also really remarkable. So they started opening just the swimming pool, which attracted a paying crowd, and that encouraged putting a few more attractions in, and before you knew it, Coney Island had budded a new, little, amusement park (spun off to a non-Kings-Island owner) on the strength of the swimming pool, offering a fresh challenge to people who like to ponder the question of identity.

The result is a park that curiously blends being really quite old --- technically, I suppose, it's the oldest park we've been to, beating out Cedar Point by a couple of years --- while being also very new, as they've got almost nothing but a few buildings from earlier than the 90s. The park has a gorgeous 30s-style entrance from the road, and on driving in ... well, you have to take a path that wends its way through the park, between the water park that's grown around the swimming pool and the various amusement park rides that have grown in the budded new park. We parked in the lot beside the Riverbend Music enter, an amphitheater that supports many concerts and that tries to spruce itself up by having what look like ... signs with pictures of gargoyles or other architectural features up top. It looks, in passing, like an ornamented roof, but then looks stranger and more confusing the more you look at it.

We actually puttered around a little, rather than going right to the rides, because if we waited about a half-hour we'd be able to buy the starlight or evening or whatever they call half-day wristbands and it's not like we don't want to support small parks but it was a pretty good discount for waiting another half-hour to ride things. Also it gave us time to walk to the river side of the park, past a number of picnic pavilions named after rides that used to be at the park (The Whip even looks like it might have once been a Whip's enclosure, and we're not sure the large building dubbed the Land Of Oz wasn't that ride back in the day), to the river entrance. Years ago ferries would come up by river to the park, and the entrance there has a nice overhead arch and even a lighthouse. [livejournal.com profile] bunny_hugger photographed it for her lighthouse passport book, and was glad to add another to her roster of Amusement Park Lighthouses That Actually Exist And Aren't Just Decorative Features. (One might ask whether this is properly technically a lighthouse, but it's hard to think of a good reason it's not --- it's a tower which, in its day, shone a light used by boats to navigate the river. Maybe it was never operated by the Coast Guard or the Lighthouse Service, but then you get into the conceptual theory of lighthouses. Yes, there's no house for the keeper nearby, but that ground would rule out all automated lighthouses as lighthouses.)

Also by the old entrance and the lighthouse is a pole marking flood high-water marks. The pole itself starts fifty feet above the normal river level --- the sign by it says ``Floods come in all sizes! The begin here'' --- and at that it still has high-water marks from the floods of 1948, 1933, 2000, 1994, 1997, 1893, 1870, 1875, 1859, 1924, 1915, 1950, 1917, 1921, 1887, 1952, 2005, 1890, 1991, 1996, 1899, 1891, 1958, 1939, 1979, 1882, 1950, 1927, 1901, 1967, 1943, and 1940 (this gets us up to 60 feet), then 1936, 1943 (again?), 1955, 1897, 1962, 1898, 1918, 1907, 1913, 1933, 1832, 1997, 1948, 1907, 1964, 1883, 1945, and 1913 (this gets us to 70 feet), 1884, 1773, and 1937 (80 feet). Considering all this it's amazing the park ever existed, and also that they built their rides near the river and the freaking enormous swimming pool far from it. We took off our shoes and dipped our feet in the Ohio and thought of what it must've been like coming to the park that used to be here, by the entrance that's still here.

The park's got a couple buildings that appear to go back before the 1970s rebudding, and some murals showing off rides they used to have and rides they do have, and it must be admitted the old rides are more thrilling than what's there now. They didn't even have a roller coaster between 1971 and 1999, and what they have is a small steel roller coaster, the kind that's sized for a fairground attraction or a family entertainment center that's stretching itself, or as the roller coaster for the kids section of a bigger park. But they do also show off posters of their history with advertising flyers for events like the Twins Days they'd had, or talent shows, or the most curious, ``Suicide Simon'' (``Blows Himself Up With Dynamite! You've Got To See It To Believe It!'', which made us think of Daffy Duck, obviously; apparently he was stuntman Leo Simon. The Milwaukee Journal article quoted there ends with Simon saying, ``This act isn't so hard. You should have seen my last one. I soaked myself in gasoline, lit up and dived eighty feet into a flaming pool of water. It was awfully pretty at night''). And they show off things like the older rides (eg, the Shooting Star roller coaster, 1947 - 1971), or what they claim was the first wedding on water skis, a surprisingly late August 1963, that sort of thing.

There's also several attractive-looking buildings such as the Moonlite Gardens (surely a match to the Sunlite Pool), where we saw small groups of people dressed too well for an amusement park but not quite well enough for a wedding approaching and going past a sign indicating there was some special event going on. So it seems the Moonlite Gardens are still being rented out well. Not a building but no less curious was a small green booth labelled ``Mis Toucan Information'', with the Mis placed so it might be a title or might prefix ``Information''. It had a curtain covering it, reading, ``Toucan Has Flown The Coop''. Behind the curtain I saw the stage prop branch on which, presumably, a toucan puppet would stand. Whether this was an animatronic gadget out for repairs or an occasional puppet show just not being done today or what, we couldn't tell, and we didn't quite work up the courage to ask anyone at the Actual Information booths.

Trivia: The game of wicket, a derivative of cricket popular in the United States (particularly Connecticut) in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries, expanded the game from 11-man teams to groups of thirty players on a side. Source: Baseball Before We Knew It: A Search For The Roots Of The Game, David Block.

Currently Reading: King Leopold's Ghost: A Story Of Greed, Terror, And Heroism In Colonial Africa, Adam Hochschild.

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